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Al, I'm doing the lottery.
I need a number.
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- Twenty-three.
- I don't like 23.
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Why? It was your waist size.
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Once.
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Come on, Al.
Give me a real number.
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Twenty-three is real.
What do you got against 23?
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Well, you were born on the 23rd,
and we married on the 23rd.
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- Seventeen.
- No, Kelly already picked 17.
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- I need something closer to 20.
- Yeah, so do I.
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Okay, fine. I'll pick it myself.
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But I'm telling you something, Al,
when we win the $38 million...
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- ...I am keeping every penny.
- Yeah, you'd live a long time, Peg.
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- What are you reading?
- I'm not gonna tell you.
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Every time I read a magazine,
and I see something you might like...
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...And I say, "Peg, look,"
you know what you do?
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You take the magazine,
you look at what I showed you...
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...Then you sit down, you read
the magazine, I never get it back.
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Not this time.
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Peg, look at this.
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Oh, another fishing catalog.
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What am I looking at, Al?
The apron that says:
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"He catches them, I cook them.
He eats them, I love him"?
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You'd wear it, but you wouldn't mean it.
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I was talking about the five-and-a-half foot
linear graphite bait casting rod...
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...With the high-speed
star drag level wind reel.
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Yippy skip.
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And a mere $275.
Oh, Al, let's buy it.
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We can do without food
and heat for a year.
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You wouldn't mind?
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Al, you want everything. When was the
last time you bought me something?
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Oh, I suppose these pots
and pans are mine.
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I'm sorry, Al. It's been so long
since I wore them dancing...
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...I forgot they were even here.
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I'll get it.
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They have clothes in here.
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- Morning.
- Hi, Steve.
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Hi, Al. Glad I caught you
before you left for work.
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- I need a ride home tonight.
- Why can't Marcy take you?
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Saddle in the shop?
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Marcy needs it for a women's meeting.
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What do they do, all pile in
and look for men to run over?
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Room for one more?
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- What do you say, Al?
- Sure, why not. Meet me at the store.
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Oh, wait a second, Steve. I can't.
No, I'm coming home late.
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- I'm playing poker tonight.
- Oh, gee, Al, that's great.
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Another night I don't get to go out and
do anything. Thank you, honey.
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You don't wanna go out on Friday night.
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Everyone and his wife is out on Friday.
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Well, if it's okay with you,
I don't mind tagging along.
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Since we moved in, I haven't met
a lot of guys here, besides you.
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And it might be nice to meet somebody.
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Besides you.
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Fine. And you might pick up a few
pointers watching the old master play.
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Oh, yeah. Why don't you ask
the old master about the time...
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...They picked him so clean,
he had to push the old car home.
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Peg, now, I was off my game that night.
I was nervous.
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I couldn't concentrate with you being
in the hospital, having Bud and all.
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This time will be different.
I have a goal.
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All the money I make is gonna
go towards that fishing rod and reel.
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You ought to see it.
Peg, give me the catalog.
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I'm reading it, Al.
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You ought to see it.
It's great, Steve, and it's only $275.
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Al.
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This is none of my business or anything...
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...But if you really want something...
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...I've found the best way
to get it is through saving.
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At the bank we have a little saying:
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"If you want to save money...
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...Save money."
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Thank you, Steve. You're so much
wiser than all the other tellers I've met.
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All except the automated ones.
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I'm not gonna be a teller for long.
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- You may laugh at me--
- And I do.
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But I have a way with money.
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I know how to save,
I know how to invest...
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...And I know how to make money grow.
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Give me $5, and I can find opportunities...
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...Other people miss with hundreds.
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Yeah, give Al $5
and you've just cashed his paycheck.
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Yeah. Anybody been to Gus' Diner lately?
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The new waitress.
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- Yeah, like, what is she, man, like 25?
- Yeah, it's a great age.
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Just before their butts start to sag
and they start wearing Reeboks.
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- Bet a dollar.
- She's perfect.
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Well, she's great, but not perfect.
Her eyes are a little too close together.
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They're vacant enough,
but they're not perfect.
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Pair of queens bets.
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If you want a perfect woman,
gotta build her in your head.
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It gives you something to do
when you're making love to your wife.
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I like that Connie Chung.
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I like Connie Mack too, but neither one
have any place in this conversation.
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Now, for the perfect woman...
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...Let's start out with the legs.
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- Catherine Bach.
- I'd say Tina Turner.
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A little too muscular for me.
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Jamie Lee Curtis.
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Okay, now let's talk tush.
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Sigourney Weaver.
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Nope, nope.
Monster touched it.
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Jamie Lee Curtis.
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Okay, it's hooter time.
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- My favorite.
- My time, baby.
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- Jacqueline Big-set.
- A young Brigitte Bardot.
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Now, that's our perfect woman.
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Nope. Got to have a brain.
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- Why?
- A brain?
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Vanna White!
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I fold.
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- Five dollars.
- I'm out.
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You're bluffing, Barney.
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Al, he's got two pair showing.
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E.J.'s got his ten
and both queens are gone.
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No way he's got that third ten.
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I call.
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Say hi to the third 10, Al.
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I'm getting another beer.
Who wants one?
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You've given me enough already, Al.
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Russ here.
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Gee, Al, you stink.
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Thanks a lot, pal.
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Come on. I can't believe
you are losing to these guys.
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I've been watching an hour,
I got the rhythm of the game.
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- What rhythm?
- Well, it's pretty obvious.
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Look, take Russ.
Whenever he's got a bad hand...
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...He shuffles his hole card as if
he thinks it's gonna change.
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Whenever Barney bluffs, he taps his chips.
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Dead giveaway.
Norris? He never bluffs.
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He won't stay in the game unless
he's got three of a kind. And you, Al.
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You stink.
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Steve, you're a real
Cincinnati kid.
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I think he walked home after a game too.
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If we're such suckers,
why don't you sit in?
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Oh, no. I just cashed my paycheck
and I give that money to Marcy.
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The mortgage is due Monday.
Besides, I don't gamble.
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Steve, we're married men.
We all gamble.
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- Yeah, I got to run, guys.
- What?
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- Wife is real sick.
- Bull! Listen to this!
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- Where are you going?
- Come on, come on. What is it?
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I promised my wife
I'd take her to the ballet.
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The ballet?
Better take Norris along.
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Show them what you do when they're
up in the air doing those splits.
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All right, it's up to you, Steve.
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- Excuse me.
- Oh, look, I'm not playing.
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I don't believe in gambling.
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I'm in.
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- Sure you wouldn't like some cake?
- No, thanks.
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After our meeting,
we stopped at Gus' Diner for a bite.
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They have the dumbest
waitress I've ever seen.
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Wiggling around in this short skirt...
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...As if anyone was looking.
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She got our orders wrong,
she got our change wrong.
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Thank God our club president had the
nerve to complain and get her fired.
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What are you doing?
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Al was admiring
this fishing rod this morning.
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00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:12,479
So when he comes in broke from poker,
I like to leave it out.
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You know, just to remind him of yet
another thing he'll never get.
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I hope they get home soon. Steve and
I usually go over our budget tonight.
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It's getting late.
Maybe we should call.
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We can't.
Al says there's no phone there.
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Well, I'm glad Steve's out
having a good time.
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I know he doesn't gamble or anything...
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...But it's good that he's out
there trying to meet new people.
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Maybe he'll invite some of the guys
over to our house.
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Oh, yeah. That would make
for quite a stimulating evening.
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I wonder which one he'll bring home.
Let's see.
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There's Norris, who can make
obscene sounds with his armpit.
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He is naturally a welcomed guest
at any occasion.
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Oh, and then there's Barney,
the man no deodorant could tame.
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And if you're really lucky,
you'll get Russ the Invincible.
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He hasn't met a toilet yet
he couldn't overflow.
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Poor Steve.
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Yeah. These guys are
a real bunch of losers.
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Then Steve will just have to find
some friends elsewhere.
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Because if there's one thing
my Steve is, it's a winner.
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How you doing,
Steve?
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Are you okay?
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Come on, Steve. You had a good time,
you met some good people.
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And you lost $300 to a good friend.
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I can't believe I lost
my mortgage payment.
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- What am I gonna tell Marcy?
- Steve, you're a man.
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Lie like a dog.
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Tell her you got mugged.
We got jumped by four guys.
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I fought off three, but the little guy
beat you silly and took your money.
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You're enjoying this, aren't you, Al?
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Well, you're the one had
the rhythm of the game.
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Wasn't my fault you couldn't
stop mouthing your hole card.
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- I gotta tell her. I got no choice.
- Well, I wouldn't.
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- I have to. She's gonna ask.
- Here's what I do.
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I walk in the door, before Peg can say
a word, which means I gotta be quick...
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...I tell her how great she looks.
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Then if it's real rough, I grit my teeth
and throw her a quick one.
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She's so grateful, she forgets
what she's gonna ask me...
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...And even if she says something
later on, I'm asleep.
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Can't do it. Our relationship
is based on honesty.
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And the buns of Mel Gibson.
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That is our perfect man.
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- Wait, we need a brain.
- Why? It's a man.
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Hi, honey.
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Steve. I was worried about you.
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- Did you have a good time?
- Well, you know...
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Kind of. You know...
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Considering...
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Well, I'm sure it was hard
on you being the only one there...
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...With the strength not to gamble.
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Marcy.
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I have to tell you something.
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You look beautiful.
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More beautiful than
I've ever seen you.
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00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,057
Oh, Steve.
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Your lips are like wine,
and I want to get drunk tonight.
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Badly.
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00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:55,669
But, Steve, we need to finish our budget.
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Damn the budget! A man has needs.
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Oh, Steve!
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00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:10,083
Has all this talk done
something for you, Al?
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00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,685
Yeah.
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00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,454
I'm thirsty. Get me a beer.
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00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:17,123
Oh, Al.
219
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:20,427
So how did you do tonight?
Lose as usual?
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00:14:20,594 --> 00:14:22,028
Yeah.
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00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,964
Oh, darn.
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00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:28,001
Now you won't be able to buy
that beautiful fishing pole you wanted.
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When will I ever learn?
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00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:42,349
No.
225
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,484
Look, you don't seem to understand me.
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00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:47,754
I want something
that goes with this dress.
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00:14:48,622 --> 00:14:51,057
A bubbling caldron?
228
00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:54,761
You've got a lot of nerve.
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00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:58,431
I need it to get this close to your feet.
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00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,942
- Hi, Al.
- Hi, Steve. How's it going?
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Hey, did Marcy ever
bring up the budget again?
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Yes, Al, she did.
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And every time she did,
I told her how beautiful she looked.
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And showed her.
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00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,590
I showed her until 8:00 this morning, Al.
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She's out cold,
and I don't remember how I got here.
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- Then it worked.
- But I'm afraid it'll never work again.
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I don't know how to ask you this,
but I need a big favor.
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Whoa, Steve, I can't.
240
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,613
She's your wife.
241
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,783
I don't like touching mine.
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00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:56,189
Al, I know this is something
that isn't normally done...
243
00:15:56,356 --> 00:16:00,060
...But I was wondering if you could
kind of give me my money back.
244
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:02,629
Wait a second. This is over the line.
245
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:05,165
Okay. How about this?
Just loan it to me.
246
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:08,635
You'll take it back to the game next
week and lose it because you stink.
247
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:11,771
I stink? I tell you what we'll do, Steve.
248
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:15,442
You're real good with money. You know
how to invest it and make it grow.
249
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:18,645
How much was it you said you needed
to find those opportunities...
250
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:20,280
...Other people miss?
251
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:23,817
- Three hundred dollars, Al.
- No, it was $5, Steve.
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00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,251
Make it grow, buddy.
253
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:31,791
This is how you treat me? A neighbor,
a man who calls you friend?
254
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,394
- Yes, it is, Steve.
- Give me the five.
255
00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,163
Okay.
256
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,799
Okay. Okay. Okay.
I need a plan.
257
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:43,636
Let's see. I work in a bank. If I took
a quarter out of every quarter roll...
258
00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:45,839
Why don't you do this, Steve?
259
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,308
Why don't you go home, wake up Marcy, say:
260
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"Hey, I lost all my money.
I screwed up.
261
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,645
I'm sorry. What's for dinner?"
262
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,814
That's what being
a man's all about, Steve.
263
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,751
Making mistakes and not caring.
264
00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:00,887
Well, I do care, Al.
265
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:07,460
Excuse me. Could you spare
some change for a decent meal?
266
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,399
- Thank you.
- Hey, wait a minute.
267
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,035
Thanks.
268
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,772
- Thanks a lot.
- Sure.
269
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,542
Well, Steve, you're a real decent guy.
270
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:27,013
You're about as sharp as a bag
of wet hair, but you're a decent guy.
271
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:30,550
You know, Al, that $5
wasn't gonna do anything for me...
272
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,919
...But it'll do a lot of good for him.
273
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:37,791
You see...
274
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:42,896
...I believe something, Al. I believe
that if you do something good...
275
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:46,099
...Something good will always
happen to you in return.
276
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,268
You'll see, Al.
277
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,503
You'll see.
278
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:07,086
Steve, it's been real nice
having you here all day.
279
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:13,026
So as the hostess here,
I guess it's up to me to ask...
280
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:15,261
...What are you doing here?
281
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:19,199
Waiting for something good to happen.
And it will too.
282
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:23,002
I walked around most of the morning.
Nothing good happened.
283
00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:27,640
But I know that when Al gets home,
something good is gonna happen.
284
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:30,076
Well, that will be a first.
285
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:34,647
You know, I haven't seen
Marcy all day. Is she okay?
286
00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:37,050
Sure. I did all the work.
287
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,490
- Are you okay?
- Oh, yeah. Everything's fine.
288
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:46,292
Marcy decided to sleep in today, and me?
289
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,596
I'm happy as a duck in orange sauce.
290
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:54,067
Oh, Marcy's light just came on.
She must be up.
291
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:59,105
Peg, listen very carefully to me.
292
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:05,812
I lost my paycheck
to Al in the poker game.
293
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,214
He won't give it back.
294
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,550
Marcy's gonna kill me...
295
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:13,219
...If she hasn't already.
296
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:20,226
- How much did he win?
- Three hundred dollars.
297
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:24,130
I haven't had a new bra for two years...
298
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:27,634
...And that baboon is sitting on 300 bucks?
299
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,603
I'm gonna have to tell Marcy.
It's the right thing to do.
300
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:33,339
Yeah, you go tell Marcy,
and then bring her over here.
301
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,743
Al will be home soon, and believe me,
you'll get your money back.
302
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:38,545
I'll see to that.
303
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:42,282
Really? Oh, thank you, Peggy.
Thank you.
304
00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:46,052
See? I knew something good
was gonna happen.
305
00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:51,190
So you lost again at poker, Al?
306
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:55,862
So I can buy a new bra
when we can afford it, Al?
307
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:58,731
Enjoy Daddy's dinner.
308
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,971
Hi.
309
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,407
- What's for supper?
- Filthy pig!
310
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,976
We had that last night.
311
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:15,481
Al, Steve told me that you won
his money in the poker game.
312
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,450
You cannot keep the money.
313
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:20,086
Where did this rule come from?
314
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,221
When I lose, I lose.
315
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:25,091
You don't play cards, then sit down
when it's finished, say:
316
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,994
"Hey, hey, hey. give me
my money back." That's no fun.
317
00:20:28,161 --> 00:20:31,264
If that's the way it worked,
I may as well stay home with you.
318
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:35,935
It's bad enough that you lied to me
about winning the money...
319
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:38,638
...But, Al, these
are the only friends I've got.
320
00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,607
I like having people to talk to.
321
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:45,445
You know, people that will come over
to the house even though you're here.
322
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:48,047
That makes them special, Al.
323
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:51,317
Now, I want you to give him
back his money, for me.
324
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:54,487
- I can't. I spent it.
- Oh, Al, you are the lowest!
325
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:57,590
Now, what did you waste that money on?
326
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,493
I got you this.
327
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:04,297
Oh, Al!
328
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,733
It's beautiful.
329
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:10,937
I love it.
Oh, honey, I don't deserve this.
330
00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:14,540
I felt kind of bad about
not ever getting you anything.
331
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:18,478
You are the sweetest man...
332
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:20,780
...In the whole world.
333
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:23,549
Now, honey, I'm just gonna go
upstairs and try this on...
334
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:29,555
...And then I'll come make you a nice
juicy steak, just like the dog had.
335
00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:46,272
Oh, it's priceless, Al.
336
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:49,142
No. It was 15 bucks.
337
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:54,547
But you, my love, were 275.
338
00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:56,916
Peg, I'll be down in the basement!
339
00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,252
Okay, honey!
340
00:22:03,389 --> 00:22:06,859
- You better get that money back!
- It's all taken care of.
341
00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:19,372
Al? Peggy?
342
00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:27,180
Guys?
343
00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:29,582
It's me!
344
00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:34,587
Where's our money, Steven?
345
00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:36,456
Marcy.
346
00:22:36,622 --> 00:22:39,092
You look beautiful.
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