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Oh, God, the world is ugly in the morning.
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Oh, Al. It's our anniversary,
and the kids wanted to fix us breakfast.
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Yeah, they're great kids.
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By the way, happy anniversary.
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Did you brush your teeth this morning?
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No. You?
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No.
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Happy anniversary, honey.
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- I could eat a horse.
- Me too. I'm hungry.
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I don't smell anything cooking.
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I don't see anything cooking.
I'm gonna go out on a limb here...
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...Nothing's cooking.
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I bet they made something ahead of time...
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...And they're hiding.
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Ready to surprise us.
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- I'm starving. What's for breakfast?
- Kids.
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It's our anniversary. I thought you
wanted to get up and fix us breakfast.
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Oh, no. Was that today?
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I'm sorry.
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Happy anniversary.
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What's for breakfast?
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I'll fix us something.
What would you like?
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Well, I'd like some fried eggs over-easy.
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I'd like a couple of pieces
of crisp bacon.
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I'd like a glass of fresh juice, squeezed...
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...And I'd like a couple of pieces
of toast with jam.
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Where's the Tang?
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You are so immature.
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Bud, stop playing with your clothes.
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Well, anyway, happy anniversary, dear.
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Can you believe it's been 16 years?
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Yeah, they just flew by.
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Let's see, now, which one is the 16th?
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I know the 10th is tin.
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The 15th is crystal.
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What's the next one?
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Brimstone.
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Gonna get me a tie again?
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Yeah.
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- Getting me shoes?
- Yeah.
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From your store?
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Yup.
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Why don't we just forget
about presents this year.
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Fine with me.
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I mean, after all, anniversaries
are about being together.
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Yeah, you're right.
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I'll come home tonight.
How's that?
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Yeah, I'll be here, you'll be here...
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...The TV will be here.
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Let's not make a big deal
about it this year, all right?
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We don't need a bunch of silly presents
to show we love each other.
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I know that I love you.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I said that I love you.
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I said, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I gotta get ready for work.
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Listen, since you're not
gonna get me a present...
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...Do you think you could
take my car and have a radio installed?
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Peg, I don't have the time.
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But I'm out all day long,
you know, running errands.
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What am I supposed to listen to?
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Your own beautiful voice.
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If God didn't want
other people to hear it...
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...He wouldn't have made it so shrill.
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- I'm going to take a shower.
- Yeah, I gotta do the laundry.
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When you do laundry,
you use the hot water.
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If God wanted you to have hot water...
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...He wouldn't have given me laundry.
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Dad, are you really not
gonna get Mom a present?
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Bad move.
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No matter what she says,
if you don't get a present...
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...You're gonna break her heart.
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Yeah. Then she'll take it out on us.
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Dad, even Meg's father got
her mom an anniversary present...
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...And he shot at her.
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This is a secret.
And I mean a secret.
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I am getting your mom a present.
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One of those expensive watches
she's always harping about.
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Oh, Dad, that's great. She'll love it.
You're the greatest.
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Yeah, but listen, don't say a word
to your mother.
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I want this to be a surprise.
You understand? Not a word.
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Right, Dad.
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Oh, Mom, guess what.
Dad's getting you a great watch.
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That is supposed
to be a surprise, butthead.
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It's one of those expensive ones
that you're always harping about.
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What a sweet man.
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Yeah, that sweet man
would get me a great gift...
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...And I'll be sitting there like
a jerk with nothing for him.
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Well, I'm gonna go out
and get him something.
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What is it he's really wanting?
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That blond down the street.
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Did he tell you that?
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No. I just assumed it
by the way he bites his fist...
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...Whenever he drives by her house.
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He's just kidding when he does that.
Excuse me. One second.
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I'm just kidding when I do that.
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You kids go ahead
and get ready for school.
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Sorry, Al.
I had a huge load of laundry.
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- Happy anniversary!
- Happy anniversary!
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How thoughtful!
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Look, we even put your name on the label.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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It would've been nice gift
for us to give somebody...
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...But thanks anyway.
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So...
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...I guess you guys have
a big evening planned.
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Oh, pretty much.
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I'll fix dinner.
We'll exchange presents.
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Then he'll watch midget wrestling.
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What time does it come on?
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Steve. We hate wrestling.
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I know. I just want to know
how late midgets got to stay up.
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Now, Peggy...
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...This is a special night for you.
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And you shouldn't spend it cooking.
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Listen. I know a great caterer.
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- Let them do the work.
- A caterer?
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Yeah. We use them
for all our anniversaries.
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The first day we met.
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First day we kissed.
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The first day we went out.
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The first day we stayed in.
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- The first day you brought me flowers.
- First day you talked dirty to me.
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- I love you, Steve.
- I love you too, Marcy.
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Do they make veal?
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- Here we are, sir.
- I think my wife would like that.
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I think she will too.
It's a very nice frame--
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I'm Al Bundy. I called
about that expensive watch.
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Yes. Here you are, sir.
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- It's my last one.
- Well, wrap it up...
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...And leave the price tag on.
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Well, yes, sir. Yes.
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Now, will that be cash or charge?
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Charge, and...
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Don't get cute with my carbons.
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- Wait a second. I was here first.
- Yeah, yeah. So were the Indians.
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See, I'm in sales myself.
I know how these guys think.
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They see me, they see a big commission.
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They see you, they see me.
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Well, if you're in sales you should know...
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...Each customer counts as much as the next.
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That's why he let me butt right in front
of you like you were never born.
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What's that?
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It's an anniversary present for my wife.
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- You gonna get that?
- Yeah.
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- How many years you been married?
- One.
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Well, see, that explains it.
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See, you're obviously new
to the married game.
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Let me help you out.
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See, the first thing I learned
on my 16-year tour of duty...
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...Was that women live for presents.
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Now, you take the most ornery
woman in the world.
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We'll call her Peggy.
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You bring a crappy present home,
like that picture frame...
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...And your life will be a living hell.
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Well, my wife and I agreed...
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...That we wouldn't spend too much
on our anniversary.
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We decided we'd save our money
for more important things.
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There is no more important thing
than your anniversary.
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See, an anniversary is something special.
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It's not like other holidays
when other people are celebrating too.
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It's just between the two of you.
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See, it's a day when you can show
how you feel the rest of the year...
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...But you don't, because you're a man.
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That's beautiful.
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To know me is to love me.
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Here comes how I feel right now.
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- Sir, your card's been rejected.
- Why?
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- I don't care. Next.
- Wait a second. It's my anniversary.
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Happy anniversary. Next.
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I'll take the watch.
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Wow, I wish I could make stuff like that.
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Maybe you can.
Would like to be a chef?
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No, I'd rather be a man.
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Don't touch my rosin.
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Don't ever touch my rosin.
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Sorry.
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Gee, you're kind of touchy.
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Kind of like a clown at a birthday party.
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Yeah? You ever see a clown do this?
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BoBo!
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Shut up. I'm not doing that anymore.
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Peggy.
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What a beautiful dress.
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Thanks. I bought it this afternoon.
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I didn't really like it, but I didn't feel
like changing back into what I had on.
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We were just admiring your wedding album.
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We videotaped our wedding.
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Of course, Polaroids are nice too.
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- That's Daddy's car.
- Okay, that's my watch.
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Everyone hide, quick.
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Come on, in there. Go on, go on.
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Happy anniversary, honey!
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See what Steve and Marcy sent us?
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Yeah, gee, that's great.
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As long as I don't have to put up
with them in person.
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Surprise!
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Happy anniversary!
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Peg, I thought we said no big deal.
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Oh, it's no big deal.
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Just us and a few of our closest friends.
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And a violinist.
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And a few others.
Time for presents.
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Peg, I thought we said no presents.
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Well, I know, but it's our anniversary.
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And I couldn't resist.
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You didn't tell your mom I was
gonna get her a present, did you?
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It was Kelly, Dad.
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I know she's your daughter...
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...But I think she's got to go.
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Okay, Mom and Dad, open mine first.
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You brought me a present too?
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Sure. I wasn't gonna be the only
one here without a present.
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A picture frame.
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- Do you know how much it cost?
- Yes, I do.
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The perfect anniversary gift.
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- Mine next.
- Oh, Bud. Let's see.
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A diary.
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Yeah. It's Kelly's.
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I heard you say you'd give anything
to take a look at it.
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You little wad! You thief!
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You little Nazi fascist psychopath!
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Mom, can I have that back, please?
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Of course, dear.
They're your private moments...
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...And Bud had no right to take it.
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It was a nice thought, though, Bud.
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You open wound.
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Here, we got you two
one of our favorite books.
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My Partner, My Wife, My Life.
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My God.
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Well, that's all for the presents.
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Thank you very much.
Good night, and drive safely.
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No. It's my turn.
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Peg, were you here this morning
when we said no presents?
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Oh, Al.
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Here!
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The power tools I've been wanting.
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Boy, it's gonna be tough to top this.
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So why try?
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Good night, everybody!
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We all know what it's time for now.
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Yeah, come on, Dad.
Whip out that watch.
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The door!
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Luke, you're here.
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Look, it's Luke,
and he doesn't have a present...
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...But we're not gonna hold
it against him, are we?
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Hey, I'd have to be
a pretty big piece of scum...
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...Not to bring a present.
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Luke, you didn't have to bring a present.
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Yes, I did, Al.
Peg hates me.
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Thank you, Luke.
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Hey, Al, your daughter's really blossomed.
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- Where's the eats?
- Not now, Luke.
253
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,709
We still have one more thing
we have to do.
254
00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,544
Yeah, Dad.
Get Mom's present.
255
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:38,945
Right. Right.
256
00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:42,249
It's out in the car.
I'll go get it.
257
00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:02,402
Happy anniversary!
258
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:06,740
A can of motor oil.
259
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,875
Forty-weight...
260
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,911
...And a road flare.
261
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:16,049
Bless our happy home.
262
00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,390
You didn't get her anything?
263
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:26,259
I tried to get her a watch, but...
264
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,495
Who is this guy?
265
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:31,131
That's BoBo.
266
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,068
Peg, I tried to get you the watch.
267
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,170
There was some mix-up
with the credit card.
268
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:38,571
I'll fix it tomorrow.
269
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,774
Tomorrow is not our anniversary.
270
00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:42,309
You're taking this well.
271
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:45,278
Well, gifts aren't really important,
are they?
272
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,748
The important thing is that
you've been together all these years.
273
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,318
Isn't that what anniversaries
are all about?
274
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:55,155
Steve, you would never show up
without a present for our anniversary...
275
00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:58,858
- ...Would you?
- Of course not. I care about you.
276
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,262
Dinner is served!
277
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,065
Maybe we ought to be getting on home.
278
00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:07,367
Oh, no, you don't.
I paid for this dinner...
279
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:10,270
...And I'm going to enjoy it.
Now sit down.
280
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,107
Nice going, Dad.
281
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,343
Yeah, Dad. Nice.
282
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,485
You know, Peg,
I really tried--
283
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,054
I don't want to hear any more about it.
284
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:29,656
Caviar, anyone?
285
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:32,792
Bud, Kelly, Steve?
286
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,627
Marcy?
287
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,663
Luke?
288
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,799
You know, Peg, I tried
to get you the watch.
289
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:42,068
- It's not my fault.
- It's never your fault.
290
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,838
There's gotta be a reason.
I paid the bill.
291
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,407
You were here.
I sent the check a couple weeks ago.
292
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:50,110
Give it up, Al.
There's nothing wrong with the card.
293
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:53,079
I used it to pay for this dinner today.
294
00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:58,451
Including this caviar,
which you now have your elbow in.
295
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,920
Well, there's gotta be some reason.
296
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,789
I've got one: You're cheap.
297
00:17:02,956 --> 00:17:04,624
Yeah, but not today.
298
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:07,427
I mean, didn't the guy give you
a hard time about the card?
299
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:11,131
- No, Al. Not at all.
- Me neither, Daddy.
300
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:13,466
You paid with the credit card too?
301
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:17,404
Of course, I wasn't going to spend
my allowance.
302
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,439
And, Peg, sweetie...
303
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:22,375
...Those power tools
that cost a pretty penny...
304
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,311
...Was that pretty penny plastic, Peg?
305
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:28,648
- Of course it was, Al.
- I see.
306
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:33,987
So I guess the dinner and the presents...
307
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:38,825
Old Mr. Skinflint here kind of
paid for everything, didn't he?
308
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:41,094
In fact, the only thing
I didn't pay for...
309
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:43,596
...Was my present to you,
and you wanna know why?
310
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:46,399
Because maybe you stuffed
the credit card so much...
311
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:49,836
...That when I tried to use it, it threw up.
312
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,209
No, no, no.
313
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:59,612
Eat. Enjoy. Relax.
314
00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:05,985
I'd like to thank everybody for their
understanding in my hour of need.
315
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:09,355
I'm going to take my tools,
which I paid for...
316
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:13,960
...And celebrate in the garage,
which I'm still paying for.
317
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,802
Would you pass the veal?
318
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,239
You know, Peggy...
319
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:27,674
...As a woman...
320
00:18:27,841 --> 00:18:30,677
...I never thought I would say
this to another woman...
321
00:18:30,844 --> 00:18:32,312
...But you're totally wrong.
322
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,314
I know.
323
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:35,982
Aren't you going to apologize?
324
00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:38,284
Well, sure, but not right now.
325
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,886
He won't be expecting me yet.
326
00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:43,122
See, this is where he likes me to sit
and stew in my own juices.
327
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,825
Could you pass the sauce?
328
00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:48,528
But you are going to tell him
you're sorry, aren't you?
329
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:49,796
No.
330
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:52,165
You know, that's the really
nice thing about Al.
331
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,234
Whenever we have a major argument...
332
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,002
...He never makes me apologize.
333
00:18:56,169 --> 00:19:00,106
He always cuts me off
right before I have to say the S-word.
334
00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,674
It's sort of a shorthand.
335
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,510
It comes with 16 years of marriage.
336
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:07,580
Honey, I hope that we grow so close
that I never have to apologize to you.
337
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:10,550
- Steve, you're interrupting.
- I'm sorry.
338
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:23,196
And another thing,
where did you get that dress?
339
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:26,533
I've had this for years.
340
00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:29,602
You never notice what I wear.
341
00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:32,739
What are you doing out here?
342
00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:35,141
You know.
343
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:38,344
Look, I didn't realize
that I put you over your credit limit.
344
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:42,148
It's just one of those things that
happen when you charge too much.
345
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,349
And?
346
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,785
And after all, it's your money.
347
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,020
And?
348
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,555
And I don't work.
349
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:51,357
Feel free to cut me off here
any time you'd like, huh?
350
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:54,093
Not this time,
because I didn't do anything.
351
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,895
And I want to hear you say it.
352
00:19:56,129 --> 00:19:57,430
What, Al?
353
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,465
It.
354
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,569
Come on, Al.
We both know I am.
355
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,406
Am what, Peg?
356
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:08,308
It.
357
00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:10,476
Very it.
358
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:14,547
You're really serious.
359
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,015
Yep.
360
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:18,418
See, I thought I finally
saved up enough money...
361
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:21,521
...To get you a nice present
that you deserve.
362
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:24,891
It felt bad walking
in the house without it...
363
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:28,528
...But it was worse thinking
you didn't think I tried.
364
00:20:30,964 --> 00:20:33,132
Yeah. You're right.
365
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:36,536
You always do try to do
something nice for our anniversary.
366
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:41,374
And even if you hadn't tried
to buy me that watch...
367
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:45,311
...If the 16 years we've been together
isn't enough to say "I love you"...
368
00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:49,015
...Well, what good would a stupid watch do?
369
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:51,417
Oh, Al.
370
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:52,852
I really--
371
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:54,587
We're supposed to get some rain.
372
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,862
Would you like me to make you
some soup for your lunch tomorrow?
373
00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:06,199
No, that's okay.
Last time, I cut my hand on the can.
374
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:14,874
You know, I really did feel bad
about not getting you a present, so I...
375
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:18,678
I thought of a present I could get you
you didn't have to put on a credit card.
376
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:21,347
No, not that.
377
00:21:22,015 --> 00:21:24,584
No, because after all,
I wasn't wrong in this.
378
00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:32,458
Anyway, there it is.
379
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:36,896
Oh, gee, you tore up my dashboard.
Thanks.
380
00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:39,832
Yeah, but look where
the dashboard used to be.
381
00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:41,701
Oh, a radio!
382
00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:44,637
Yeah, I took it out of my car
and I put it in yours.
383
00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:47,273
Happy anniversary.
384
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,610
That's so sweet.
385
00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:54,447
I fixed the bass control
so it doesn't vibrate your tush.
386
00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:58,685
Actually, I kind of like that.
387
00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:03,489
Oh, Al, I can't tell you
how much this means to me.
388
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:06,759
What's that thing on the front seat?
389
00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:09,562
Oh, that's your air conditioner.
390
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:14,701
Hey, listen, you know,
we haven't been alone all day.
391
00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:17,603
You wanna sit out here and listen
to the oldies station?
392
00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:19,806
Yeah, sure.
393
00:22:24,277 --> 00:22:26,412
- Our song!
- Our song!
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