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Al, were you watching
Shane again?
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Phone company commercial.
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Had this father and his kid.
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They were walking down this country road...
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...Or alley or something.
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They were kicking this rock
or pine cone or something...
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...And then the father was old...
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...And the kid was grown-up, and...
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...He called him.
Oh, man.
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You know, Peg, I wish Bud lived
far away, so I could call him.
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How many beers did you have tonight, Al?
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I don't know.
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Kids grow up so fast.
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Sometimes I don't think we spend
enough time with ours.
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Have dinner with them,
touch them, kick things.
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I miss that.
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Bud!
Bud, come down here.
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- What did I do, Dad?
- Nothing.
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It's just that I don't get to talk
to you too much anymore.
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How's the fourth grade?
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Fifth grade, Dad.
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How about that, Peg?
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Bud, where are you going tonight?
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I'm going down the block
to Joey's house and watch TV.
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- That's fine. Bud?
- Yeah, Dad?
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If you're gonna be late...
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...Call.
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That's a moment he'll always remember.
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Hey, Al, let's go out tonight. You know,
to a restaurant or something.
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Come on! When we were dating,
we used to go out all the time.
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Eating costs a fortune, Peg.
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Besides, we have other expenses right now.
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In a couple of years, our kids are
probably gonna want to go to college.
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- All right, where do you want to eat?
- Good.
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That must be Steve and Marcy.
I told them we'd eat with them.
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You just lost yourself a meal, Peg.
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Hey, neighbors.
Ready to put on the old feedbag?
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What do you feel like tonight?
Japanese, Thai, Moroccan?
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Al only eats plain food.
You know, like burgers and pizza.
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Come on, Al.
Live a little.
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You can't go through your whole life
ordering food through a clown's head.
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Oh, yeah?
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Cook some food!
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- Let's go out to eat, honey.
- What the hell. I ain't paying for it.
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That's my man.
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Got a date. Gotta run.
Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.
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Hold it a minute. Some guy honks
his horn, you come running?
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- Now, I want to meet him.
- You can't.
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Roger doesn't meet parents.
It's his policy.
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Roger sounds like a very nice boy,
but I think I'll meet him anyway.
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- By the way, what's his last name?
- I don't know.
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But don't make him drive off,
because I love him.
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Maybe I better go out there and make
sure Al doesn't do anything stupid.
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This is so embarrassing.
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I know Dad's going to misinterpret
the dog collar around Roger's neck.
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I can't believe they've
been out there for over an hour.
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- What could they be doing?
- It is a long time for two people...
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...With nothing in common
to be spending together.
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Then again, Steve went out to make
sure Al doesn't do anything stupid.
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That could take a while.
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- Can I go now, Dad?
- Sure, honey. Go ahead.
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Have a good time, sweetheart.
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Sure. I'll have a great time.
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The big windows at school
are probably smashed by now.
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Al, we're starving. What were you
two doing out there for so long?
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Peg, we just outsmarted a teenage boy.
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We sure did.
Honey, you wouldn't believe it...
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...But underneath all that rust,
that kid was driving a '65 Mustang.
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That's what you did for an hour?
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Looking at a 20-year-old
rusted pile of junk?
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No, of course not.
We bought it.
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You made a major purchase
without consulting me?
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It's a car, honey.
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For us hombres.
Right, Al?
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You bet you.
You bet you, Steverino!
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Tell me, Steverino...
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...Did it ever occur to you
that we don't need another car?
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It's not just a car, honey.
It's a piece of history.
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A 289 with dual carbs and a pony interior.
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Where did you learn to talk like that?
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Come on, honey. After all,
I was a guy before I met you.
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He was, honey.
Do you believe it?
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He had a Mustang when he was in college.
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I wanted one, but I could never afford it.
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I hate to break this to you,
but we still can't.
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Sure, we can.
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The car we bought
is a total piece of junk.
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Yeah. Besides, we split it.
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We'll restore it,
make it worth a lot of money...
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...And never sell it.
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Come on. Let's get in that garage
and strip the rust off this baby.
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- Hey, what about taking us to dinner?
- Yeah.
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Honey, we can't afford to eat out now.
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We just bought a car.
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- Good night, Mom.
- I thought you had a date.
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Roger said he sold his car
to a couple of idiots.
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You think I'm gonna
be seen walking with a guy...
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...Who wears a dog collar?
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I hate that car,
and everything it stands for.
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Well, you have to admit...
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...The boys have gotten along this week.
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Who cares?
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That car is beginning
to take over our lives.
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Today I brought it to Steve's attention
that his fingernails were dirty.
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Do you know what he said?
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He said, "It's not dirt.
It's Mustang juice, baby."
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Well, Al is reawakening certain
ugly, manlike qualities in Steve...
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...But this could work to our advantage.
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You see, they bought something
that we hate without asking us...
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...And that is bad.
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But now we have the right to go
and buy whatever we want...
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...Without asking them, and that is good.
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It's in the Bible.
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But we can't afford to buy anything.
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Well...
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...Then let's just be mean as hell.
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Peg, Marcy, we just wanted you to know...
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...We rebuilt one of the carburetors
in the Mustang.
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Road warriors!
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- We're bored.
- And mean as hell.
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Wanna come out in the garage
and use one of the sanders?
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Not on the car.
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- You still owe us a dinner.
- That's right. We've been patient.
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We can't force you to go to bed with us...
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...But we insist you take us out to eat.
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Okay.
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- Steak place okay with you, buddy?
- You got it.
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Steve, we're vegetarian.
You don't eat meat.
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Honey, I'm working on a car.
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"Honey, I'm working on a car."
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I'm sorry I neglected you all week, Marcy.
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I don't know what got into me.
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It was the car, Steve.
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But it has brought you closer to Al,
so at least we don't...
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...Have to suffer that uneasiness
whenever we come over here.
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You can't be serious.
I have to stay with Bud...
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...So you can go out with those
boring people next door?
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Yes.
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I have to lose a night of my glory days
for a couple of complete orthos.
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Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Rhoades.
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It's nice to see you, as always.
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Kelly, could you please bring me a tissue?
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Get one yourself, you little zit!
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Never mind. I found a whole
bunch of them in your bra.
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Excuse me.
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You're still on the pill, aren't you?
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Sorry to keep you waiting.
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We had to dig through the hamper
to find a shirt for Al.
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Did you make the reservation?
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Yes. And we're going to get a great table.
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We made it under the name of Dr. Bundy.
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By the way, Marcy, we told them
it was your birthday...
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...So we'd get a free cake.
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Just play along
when the waiter starts singing.
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Well, I could eat a horse.
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- I won't be, will I?
- Kelly, we're leaving!
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The phone number's on the refrigerator...
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...And make sure
Bud is asleep by 10:00.
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He's already sleeping, Mom.
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I love you too, Bud.
We're ready to go.
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Great news!
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I got an original ashtray for the car.
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An ashtray?
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We gotta go.
He's got another offer.
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- Forget it.
- That's right. We're going to dinner.
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The restaurant will hold our reservations...
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...Because, after all, it's
your birthday and I'm a doctor.
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Come on, girls, we're going to the ghetto.
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It's beautiful.
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Look at it, Steve.
It's a virgin.
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There has never been
a cigarette in that ashtray.
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Are you irritated because
we left you in the car...
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...When we went to haggle on the price?
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Oh, no.
I had a great time.
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I like sitting in a car that's
being rocked back and forth...
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...By grown men yelling,
"Hubba-hubba, my name is Bubba!"
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But I think Marcy's a little ticked.
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This is the worst birthday
I've ever had.
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I've never been so humiliated.
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What about me?
They offered me $20.
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They offered me 30.
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That was for both of us, pretty mama.
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I got them to leave, didn't I?
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Yes, you did, honey,
and you were so clever.
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I wish I had thought of throwing
my purse down the street.
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Nothing I ever do is good
enough for you, is it, Peg?
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Now I'm gonna go
put the ashtray in the car.
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I'll help.
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I swear to God, as soon as
Steve goes to sleep tonight...
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...I'm gonna smash that car
into little bits.
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Except for the ashtray.
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I have special plans for that.
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00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:44,231
Well, maybe we've been
too hard on the guys.
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Cars are in their blood.
You see, with men...
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00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:50,470
...They hear the engine,
and they think it's their engine.
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They see the sleek
and smooth lines of the car...
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...And they think they're sleek and smooth.
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Then they reach for that stick shift, and...
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Well...
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...You know what I mean.
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I don't know, there's something
about a stick shift.
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Yeah. I don't know what it is.
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- That's a nice one, isn't it?
- Got the ashtray?
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Yeah, right here.
Be my guest.
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You know something?
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It doesn't get any better than this.
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00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:35,448
You know, Steve, you're not
my kind of guy or anything...
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...And I don't wanna hang around with you...
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- ...But you know your cars.
- Well, thanks, Al.
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Remember, I used to have
one of these babies.
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Gee, I loved that car.
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Those were the days.
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Being alive really meant something then.
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You used to buy a car to have fun.
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Now you worry about four doors, mileage...
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...Whether or not you'll survive
a head-on collision.
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I mean, who cares?
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Looking cool and going fast.
That's what cars should be for.
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00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:10,417
Hey, Al?
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You think we'll still look cool?
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What are we, old men?
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These things are classics.
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Everybody looks cool in these things.
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Wait till we get this thing finished.
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00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,579
Yeah, it's gonna be great, buddy.
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00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:20,580
There's nothing like
a nice, healthy salad.
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00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:23,950
Yeah. It's much better
than going to some restaurant...
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...Where you can sit back and relax...
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...While some peon serves your every need.
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No beverage?
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Sorry.
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I never thought I could have this
much hate for an inanimate object.
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You mean Al?
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Yeah. And that car.
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00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:47,207
Well, you know, Marce...
236
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:50,810
...The love of a nice automobile
is not just a guy thing.
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You can't tell me you never
dated a guy because of his car.
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- Never.
- Come on.
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Well...
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00:16:58,084 --> 00:16:59,853
...Don't tell Steve...
241
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:03,256
...But there was this guy
in high school. He had a GTO.
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A black one.
243
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,827
But I finally had to break up
with him, because...
244
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:10,630
This is so disgusting.
245
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:13,299
He wanted to, you know...
246
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:16,236
...Get me in the back seat of the car.
247
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:20,407
- So did you?
- Of course not.
248
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:22,442
It's so dirty and tawdry.
249
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:24,077
No, it isn't.
250
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:29,449
- You did that?
- Well, sure.
251
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:34,120
It gets expensive chipping in
for a hotel every few days.
252
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:37,123
I just never could.
253
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:40,460
Steve wanted to, but I'm glad we didn't.
254
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:43,096
It's still our family car.
255
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,965
We put groceries back there.
256
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:51,371
Well, good news, girls.
We got the ashtray in.
257
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:52,672
Where's Steve?
258
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:55,141
He's still out there playing with the top.
259
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:58,044
- He gets carried away.
- I'm gonna go get him.
260
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:01,347
It's late, and we have to pick out
his clothes for tomorrow.
261
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,153
Hello?
262
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,256
Albany? Collect?
Hell, no, I'm not--
263
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,492
We'll pay for the charges!
264
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:15,762
Hello? Dr. Mustang?
265
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:19,732
You got the ornament?
He got the little horse.
266
00:18:20,033 --> 00:18:22,635
Yeah. You got yourself a deal.
267
00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:24,704
I'll send the check in the morning.
268
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:26,973
Best to Mrs. Mustang.
269
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,976
Wow! The little horse!
Come on, we gotta go tell Steve.
270
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:32,879
Don't you two want to be alone for this?
271
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,264
Isn't that sweet?
272
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:54,000
It's their first time in a car.
Come on, honey.
273
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,568
Okay.
274
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,637
Wait a minute, Peg.
275
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:01,608
Hey, Steve!
We got the horse!
276
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,843
All right!
277
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,884
Well, it's almost time for the unveiling.
278
00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:13,086
To tell you the truth,
I'm kind of curious.
279
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:15,989
I haven't seen it since they painted it.
280
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,558
Aren't you getting excited?
281
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:21,361
What's that supposed to mean?
282
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,831
Come on, Marce.
It's been three weeks.
283
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:27,534
You can look me in the eye.
284
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,435
I can't help it.
285
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:33,439
I'm still so embarrassed,
especially around Al.
286
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:36,042
He doesn't say anything,
but I know when he looks at me...
287
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:38,845
...He's thinking about
how he caught us in that car.
288
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:41,881
Believe me,
I've known him a long time...
289
00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:45,451
...And when Al's not talking,
he is not thinking.
290
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,956
Girls, time for the unveiling.
291
00:19:50,123 --> 00:19:52,525
- Big deal.
- Well, it will be for you, Marce.
292
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:56,095
This is your big chance
to see the outside of the car.
293
00:19:58,698 --> 00:19:59,832
Come on, let's go.
294
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:10,877
- Gee. It's beautiful.
- Shut up, Peg.
295
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:13,746
This is a big moment, and
I wanna make sure it's right.
296
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,682
Okay. Ready.
297
00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:24,090
Al, it really is beautiful.
298
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:25,825
Yeah, we know.
299
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,927
Come on. Let's take this baby for a spin.
300
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:32,298
Girls, get in the back seat.
Peg, Marcy can show you the way.
301
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:37,804
Steve, I'll drive. We'll take
a nice spin out in the country.
302
00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:40,707
You sit and lean coolly out the window.
303
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:43,576
We'll pretend these are our mothers.
304
00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:14,941
I'm sorry about the car, honey.
305
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,844
You couldn't have known it was stolen.
306
00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:20,480
I think Al might have gone overboard...
307
00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:22,415
...Starting the fight with the police.
308
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:27,120
Al had it in his head that the cop
might have been an impersonator.
309
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:30,623
Sorry I put that in your head, Al.
310
00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:32,759
By the way, Al?
311
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:38,097
They say the effects of the stun gun
will wear off in a few hours.
312
00:21:39,232 --> 00:21:41,300
Yeah, you were really holding your own...
313
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:43,903
...Until that angry mob showed up.
314
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:47,473
I wonder where those farmers
got their stun guns.
315
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:51,277
Well, there goes our dream, old buddy.
316
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,313
Al?
317
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:57,116
They impounded the car.
318
00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:01,421
We'll never see it again,
except at the trial.
319
00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:04,791
Well, at least one good thing
came out of this.
320
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:06,759
We found we could have a good time...
321
00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:08,761
...And that's more important than a car.
322
00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:10,029
Hear, hear.
323
00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:13,633
It's still early. Why don't we
go out and get some dinner...
324
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,169
...Kick back and lick our wounds?
325
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:19,472
- Let's go eat.
- How about Japanese?
326
00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:21,441
Thai? Moroccan?
327
00:22:21,607 --> 00:22:24,410
Whatever.
Al won't know the difference.
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