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Excuse me, Mr. Bosley.
Isn't this demeaning?
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Demeaning?
Demeaning, Patsy?
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Is it demeaning for a woman
to serve a man?
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What do you think, girls?
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- No.
- No.
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Now, everybody,
let's get started.
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What you watching?
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Patsy: Portrait of a Stewardess
in Training.
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Mr. Bosley!
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And I thought that was
a flotation device.
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Oh, Al. Why do you
watch these things?
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It's educational, Peg.
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I mean, we all fly,
but do any of us really know...
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...What these young ladies go through
to become stewardesses?
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Their dresses are awfully short.
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Would you like me
to get one of those?
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Why?
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- Get that, hon, will you?
- I'd be honored, Al.
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- I hope we're not interrupting.
- Oh, no. Come on in.
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I was just making coffee.
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Al's watching Gullible Girls Week
on Channel three.
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Al, we have company.
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It's Steve and Marcy.
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If a maniac broke in this house
right now and shot me dead...
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...Al wouldn't even know.
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I'd know.
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I can't believe you let
your husband...
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...Watch this mindless exploitation
of women.
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It's not mindless.
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Come on.
You want coffee and cake?
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- Sure.
- Good. Did you bring cake?
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- No.
- Well, we'll use ours.
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Hey, Al,
doesn't it bother you...
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...To watch this smut
in front of your wife?
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Yeah.
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You know what we learned
in Marcy's women's club meeting?
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I don't care.
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You can't honestly tell me
you don't enjoy watching this.
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I mean, look at that leg
draped over that flotation device.
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You don't find that pleasurable?
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I used to love smut.
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Oh, wait a second, Al.
We went through this before.
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- You got me in a lot of trouble.
- Damn it, Steve, we're men.
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It's our God-given right
to watch sports and smut.
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Since when do we have
to apologize for that?
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I think, since the '70s.
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- Cake?
- No, thanks.
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Doesn't it bother you
that he watches that?
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- Not really.
- I couldn't stand it.
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Men shouldn't look at women
like pieces of meat.
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Well, what actually bothers me...
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...Is that he doesn't look at me
like a piece of meat anymore.
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He used to,
but it's been 16 years...
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...And I guess it's hard
to stay interested.
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That's ridiculous.
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If they can follow the same
sports team all their lives...
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...They can stay interested
in the same woman.
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In our women's group,
we have a couple married 47 years.
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They still fool around
four times a week.
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A week?
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Al doesn't even brush his teeth
four times a week.
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You know, maybe Al just doesn't
find me attractive anymore.
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What would you say if I told you
I had the answer to all your problems?
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I don't know. I bought one of those,
and it's just not the same.
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Not that.
I've been reading this book:
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Thinnergy for Thinness
and Energy.
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- A diet?
- Oh, it's more than just a diet.
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It's a way of life.
Certain foods add to your energy...
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...While other bad foods
can actually drain your energy.
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This book helps you
eliminate the bad foods.
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You wake up with energy.
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You go to bed with energy.
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- What foods drain your energy?
- Hey, Peg, we got any more chips?
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Potato chips are draining.
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No, Al.
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You really ought to give it a try.
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You'll radiate an aura
of energy and sexuality...
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...That even Al can't resist.
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I can only tell you
it worked for me.
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How well did it work for you?
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Every 36 hours.
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There he is.
My little Mount St. Helens.
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Steve...
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I think we should go home now
and go to bed.
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I don't know.
I don't really feel like it.
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Come on, Steve.
Let's go.
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Well, if you're gonna
go to bed...
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...I think I'll stay up
and watch some PBS.
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Al, what channel does PBS come on
in this neighborhood? Thank you.
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Did you talk
any sense into Al?
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I don't think so, Patsy.
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Isn't this over yet?
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Almost. They're cramming for finals.
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Al, don't you think those girls
are a little skinny?
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You know, shouldn't a woman
have some meat on her bones?
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You have to have something
to grab on to.
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A lot of guys have been
grabbing that one...
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...And nobody's missed yet.
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Al! Al, are you coming up?
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- In a minute.
- Okay.
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- Al!
- In a minute!
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Bud, this could be
the end of life as we know it.
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Oh, don't worry about it, Kel.
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If you think Dad's gonna
put up with this diet...
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...They should've held you back
another grade.
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Oh, that's him.
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Oh, wow!
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His sweat stains are giant,
and he hasn't even said hi to Mom yet.
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This is gonna be great.
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- Hi, Dad. Hungry?
- Starving.
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I didn't have time for lunch,
got caught in a traffic jam...
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...And had to sit staring
at a billboard...
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...Of the best-looking burger
on the rope I've ever seen. Let's eat.
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- Hi, hon.
- Hi, Al. I made something different.
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I don't care. Just slide it in front
of me, and plenty of it.
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Okay. Here it comes.
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Just skip the salad.
Let's just eat, okay?
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That's dinner, Al.
You've got your riboflavin...
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...Folacin, iron and magnesium,
all right there.
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Come on, Peg.
Where's my food?
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That's it, Al. You finish that...
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...And you can have a granola bar
for dessert.
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Beats the heck out of the pie
we usually have, huh, Dad?
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Okay, Peg.
What did I do?
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Nothing. It's good food.
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It's gonna make us much healthier
and much more energetic.
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Try it.
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Sure.
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Gee, you know, you're right.
I doubted you...
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...But I feel
a burst of energy coming.
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Here it comes now.
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Here comes another wave.
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What are you doing to me? I work.
I want food. You know what food is?
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It's hot stuff you put in your mouth.
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It smells good, you swallow it
and you want more.
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- Al, the children are here.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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I'm gonna watch the news
and when it's over...
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...I want some form
of dead animal on my plate.
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And the melted cheese
marries itself...
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...To the juices
of this succulent steak.
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And I want that dead animal
to be succulent, Peg.
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We have nothing succulent, Al.
I threw it all out.
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You threw away my food?
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That I love, that I pay for?
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Kids, you ought to go upstairs.
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Oh, Mom, we would,
but we don't have the energy.
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Get upstairs!
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You were saying
you threw out my food?
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Excuse me for trying to improve
the quality of our lives.
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You're excused.
Now, give me meat.
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I am going on this diet.
If you don't want to, you don't have to.
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- I don't.
- You're going on this diet.
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- No, I'm not.
- Yes, you are.
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- Oh, no, I'm not.
- Oh, yes, you are.
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I can't believe it. This is happening
because Mom wants affection.
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Then why doesn't she just go
to the mall, like you?
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You know...
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...This carrot is delicious.
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Did you know that carrots
have a natural sweetness?
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It's much better
than what you're eating.
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And this water here?
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It comes from a natural spring.
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It is the perfect complement
to the natural sweetness of this carrot.
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I guess that's why
I feel so good.
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What do you kids want
for supper?
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- Pizza.
- With meatballs.
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I'm having grapefruit.
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With water.
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Natural spring water.
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Get out.
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- Hey, Luke.
- Hey, Al.
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Hey, Al, let me ask you
a question.
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If you found your wife
in bed with another guy...
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...Would you get mad?
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I'd kill him.
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So I guess this guy
didn't overreact.
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You look a little peaked,
Al, babe.
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All-night romp
with the little lady?
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More or less. She's been yelling at me
since 1:00 this morning.
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Yeah, she's on some stupid diet.
I guess it makes them moody.
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- Well, I can't sympathize.
- There's a shock.
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Yep. See, I can eat whatever I want
and never gain a pound.
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My body's great.
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I can abuse it and it keeps
coming back for more.
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- Know what else is great about me?
- Shut up.
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Can someone help me, please?
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Yes, miss. The modelling agency's
a few doors down.
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Oh, no, I'm not a model.
I just need shoes.
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My mistake. Let me help you.
Sit right here.
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Al! Al! Hi.
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Listen, I haven't got much time.
I'm on my break.
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Do you remember that movie we
were watching the other night?
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Patsy: Portrait
of a Stewardess in Training.
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- Thank you.
- Wait a second.
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- I gotta ask you a question.
- I've only got five more minutes.
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- I gotta get to the tape store.
- This'll only take a second.
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Your wife
gave my wife a book.
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Now my life is hell.
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- Thinnergy .
- Yeah, that's the one.
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- Does Marcy hate me that much?
- Well, yes, Al, she does.
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But that's not why
she gave Peggy the book.
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It was to help you guys.
And you are looking thinner.
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I'm not on the stupid diet.
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Al, you have to.
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She can't go through this alone.
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She needs support.
Your support, big guy.
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If you were to try this diet
for even one week...
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...You would show her
that you care.
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Then if you were both on it,
you could go off it together.
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Together is the key word, Al.
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So all I gotta do is starve
and be miserable for a week...
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...Then my life will go back to
the normal hell it always was?
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I firmly believe that, Al.
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See, today's woman
is strong...
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...But now and then, even she
needs a little assurance.
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Hey, guys,
come here a second.
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Sandy's on her way to a job interview.
She's a little self-conscious.
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Can you tell
she's not wearing a bra?
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- No, I can't tell.
- No.
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I can't believe he's been
on this diet two days.
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Yep. Two days, ten fights...
222
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...And they haven't even
got to radish day yet.
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I really hate
to see them like this.
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Then why don't you try
and talk some sense into them.
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They'll listen to you.
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Yeah. That's worth a try.
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Mom, Dad--
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You're grounded.
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Well, I'm going out now.
See you, Kel.
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I'm hungry, too, but you don't see me
biting anyone's head off!
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More kale, dear?
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Did I ask for more kale?
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More broccoli?
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Did I ask for more broccoli?
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You know, Al, the book says we're
gonna go through grouchy periods...
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...As the toxins leave
our bodies.
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Yours, of course,
has a longer trip than mine.
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00:16:13,934 --> 00:16:17,367
But anyway, the book says that when
we feel an argument coming on...
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...We are supposed to stop
and share a nice memory.
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00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:29,100
Hey...
241
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Remember that time
when we were dating...
242
00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:36,100
...And we took that walk
on Oak Street Beach at sunset?
243
00:16:37,567 --> 00:16:40,567
The wind was blowing
through your hair...
244
00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:45,400
...And you got cold,
so I gave you back your jacket.
245
00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:51,967
And we fed the pigeons
and held hands.
246
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:55,333
We watched the moon
come up.
247
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:57,567
Oh, yeah.
248
00:17:04,633 --> 00:17:07,300
More kale, dear?
249
00:17:09,867 --> 00:17:12,033
You wanna watch Carson?
250
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:16,100
It's a special show. It's a repeat
of his salute to Charles Nelson Reilly.
251
00:17:17,233 --> 00:17:18,867
Al, did I ever tell you...
252
00:17:19,033 --> 00:17:22,867
...The sound of your voice
irritates the hell out of me?
253
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:25,200
No, honey, you didn't.
254
00:17:25,367 --> 00:17:29,700
In that case, there's only one thing
to do. I'll just have to shut up.
255
00:17:29,867 --> 00:17:32,800
I'll be quiet because if there's
one thing I don't want to do...
256
00:17:32,967 --> 00:17:34,734
...It's irritate you.
257
00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:36,834
Not my little Peggy.
258
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,667
Because if she's irritated,
then I'm irritated...
259
00:17:39,834 --> 00:17:41,867
...And if she's unhappy,
then I'm unhappy.
260
00:17:42,033 --> 00:17:46,500
Al, sweetie,
what's that song you hate?
261
00:17:46,767 --> 00:17:49,300
Don't do it, Peg.
262
00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:53,000
No, Peg, please.
263
00:17:54,567 --> 00:17:55,867
All right.
264
00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:28,900
All right! You win!
It's a low blow, but you win.
265
00:18:42,066 --> 00:18:43,667
Peg! You won.
266
00:18:43,834 --> 00:18:47,066
There's no need
to spike the ball.
267
00:18:49,633 --> 00:18:51,800
You've been acting
very snippy lately.
268
00:18:51,967 --> 00:18:53,367
- Have I?
- Yep.
269
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:56,166
- And I think I know what you need.
- Oh, really?
270
00:18:58,166 --> 00:19:01,433
Something that always
makes you feel better.
271
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,533
Why don't you make
yourself comfortable?
272
00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:06,333
Right here.
273
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,867
That's right.
274
00:19:08,033 --> 00:19:09,967
Lie down.
275
00:19:11,633 --> 00:19:13,700
I'll be right back.
276
00:19:15,767 --> 00:19:17,266
Don't go away.
277
00:19:42,367 --> 00:19:44,500
Close your eyes, honey.
278
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:53,033
Eat it! Eat it all! Eat it!
279
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,467
Al!
280
00:19:55,633 --> 00:19:58,900
Oh, Al,
that's disgusting.
281
00:20:03,066 --> 00:20:05,934
Al, this is not what I wanted.
282
00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:08,133
- You ruined everything.
- What do you mean?
283
00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:10,266
Our lives are already ruined.
Give me some.
284
00:20:10,433 --> 00:20:12,433
Get your own.
285
00:20:16,367 --> 00:20:18,133
I don't know why
you went on a diet.
286
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,200
You don't need
to lose any weight.
287
00:20:20,367 --> 00:20:22,133
I had to do something.
288
00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:25,300
You don't find me attractive
anymore.
289
00:20:25,467 --> 00:20:27,066
So?
290
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:31,500
So? So you don't find me
attractive anymore?
291
00:20:31,667 --> 00:20:35,400
Oh, gee, Peg, of course I do.
I think you're great-looking.
292
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:38,600
Well, then why haven't we...?
You know.
293
00:20:38,767 --> 00:20:41,266
- It's been a long time, Al.
- Oh, honey. That again.
294
00:20:41,433 --> 00:20:43,333
Come here a second,
will you?
295
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:46,266
Let me
tell you something.
296
00:20:47,066 --> 00:20:51,033
Just because I don't go to bed with you
doesn't mean I don't love you.
297
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,333
I mean, let's face it...
298
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:57,700
...Even if you were beautiful
like that girl on TV...
299
00:20:57,867 --> 00:21:00,300
...I'd still ignore you...
300
00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:03,367
...Because you're my wife.
301
00:21:03,533 --> 00:21:05,700
Don't stiffen on me, Peg.
302
00:21:05,867 --> 00:21:08,266
Let me tell you what I mean.
303
00:21:09,266 --> 00:21:13,467
You remember that baseball glove
my dad gave me when I was a little kid?
304
00:21:13,633 --> 00:21:15,700
I love that glove.
305
00:21:15,867 --> 00:21:19,300
Yeah, it's old,
and the web's loose...
306
00:21:19,633 --> 00:21:21,967
...But it's special to me.
307
00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:25,967
That's how I feel about you, Peg.
308
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,734
I may not tell you all the time...
309
00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:34,000
...But I love you.
310
00:21:34,433 --> 00:21:36,633
I wouldn't do anything
to change you.
311
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:41,133
I think you're great
just the way you are.
312
00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:49,367
So is my glove.
313
00:21:50,967 --> 00:21:54,066
I'll have to take it out more
and play catch with Bud.
314
00:21:54,233 --> 00:21:57,567
I like that.
Oh, that feels good.
315
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:02,834
Hey, remember the American
League playoffs last year?
316
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:07,834
You know, a lot of fly balls
were popping out of gloves...
317
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,834
...For home runs.
318
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:13,633
I think it's because
the modern gloves are too big.
319
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:19,100
That never would have happened
to Willie Mays. Know why?
320
00:22:19,767 --> 00:22:22,367
Willie had a small glove.
321
00:22:24,633 --> 00:22:27,633
Just like mine.
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