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Yeah, hi.

Hello. Yeah.

Yeah, this is Zoe Holloway. Uh -huh.

My television stopped working. It was working this morning, and I need you to

send somebody over.

Yeah, it was just working fine this morning. I don't know what's wrong with

Right away, someone can come?

Okay. All right, great. Thank you.

Yes, it's me.

You're having a problem with your cable.

Yeah, well, I mean, I just turned the television on and it wouldn't come on

there was a clip.

Did you turn the television on or the cable?

Well, I don't know. I mean, it's all the same, isn't it? You just hit the power

and... Well, no, because you have a TV and a cable box.

Okay, so what does that mean?

There you go.

Oh, my God. Really?

Yeah, that's it.

I'm so embarrassed.

That's all it took. Yeah, you got your new cable box on and your TV.

One doesn't work without the other.

Okay. All right. I'm super embarrassed right now.

I'm hoping I have to charge you, though.

I mean, I understand you have to charge me. You drove all the way out here.

Yes, I do.

How much is it going to be?

Okay, with everything all together, that's what we're looking at.

You charge that much just to push the right button?

I'm good at what I do.

Well, I mean, I don't want to be a complete waste of time, and I was kind

busy when you showed up.

Okay.

I was a little busy on myself, and if I've got to pay you that much money, I'm

thinking...

Maybe it's not a complete waste of time that you're here and maybe I can Get

something else worth my money. What are you thinking?

You don't gotta

write that up.

I mean, you know, I'm just saying like you drove all the way out here

I kind of have another call.

So you got delayed.

It was a problem television.

Do I have a husband around here somewhere?

No. Not married.

I do have a boyfriend, but he's not here right now.

Hmm.

What do you think?

Maybe we could work something out. That's what I thought.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

I'd probably do this if he stopped being on.

Well, my job would be a lot more fun if I did.

How much does this thing weigh?

I'm going to wear that thing all day.

Fuck you.

Thank you.

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Let me take that off.

I'm sorry.

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How are you?

How are you?

Alright, this one's on the house.

Thank you.