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Previously on Weeds:
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Am I under arrest?
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You'll have to get me naked
to know for sure.
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Are you trying to flirt with me?
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That's pathetic.
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I wanna try living with Mom.
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You're throwing me over
for the beach?
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Location, location, location.
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Judah showed me
naked pictures of you.
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You had
this silver-sequined bowler hat.
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He swore he'd destroy those.
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-This is Lisa.
-My mom.
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-Do you wanna take a walk?
-Yes. Yeah.
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-Well, let's go.
-Nice.
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-Check out sexy.
-She's entered this country illegally.
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We could bring her back here...
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-...if we were coyotes.
-I'm in.
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Nancy Botwin.
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You have four outstanding
parking tickets...
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...and a strange tattoo on
the upper-left cheek of your backside.
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You should not be asking questions.
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Questions about me.
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You must be punished.
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Hey.
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-Fuck, Andy.
-You snooze, you lose.
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You need to move out of my house.
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Hey, Nance. What time is it?
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Time for you to get the fuck out
of my house.
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Wow, you sound really angry.
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Do you need sex? Help you relax.
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Because I am willing to whip out
my Jeremy Piven right now...
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...and give you what you need.
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That's how much I care.
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The red bra you got hanging
in the shower is totally hot.
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Jesus, this is a frat house.
I'm living in a frat house.
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Who buys old dishes?
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Well, people collect dishes, corks,
old gynecological instruments.
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Mom, why are you Googling
the mayor of Tijuana?
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-What?
-The history menu.
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It's sandwiched
between caffeine side effects...
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...and the Ren Mar
Unified School District.
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It doesn't feel like Silas.
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It's important to know our neighbors
to the south.
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Speaking of which,
where's Davenport?
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I wanna ask him if he can drywall.
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We're gonna be doing
some remodeling here.
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Thank God. I need my own room.
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I can't handle
the nightly earthquakes anymore.
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-Earthquakes?
-I was scratching. I think there's fleas.
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I swear to God.
Perv, we're in a bunk bed.
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-What the hell is wrong with you?
-Hey, it's a family tradition.
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Okay, Delta pledges...
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...stop embarrassing
your fellow brethren.
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And, freshmen, find somewhere else
to scratch your fleas.
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I say, tear the place down,
start from scratch.
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Yeah, you would.
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Like all those tasteless assholes
up and down the block...
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...who replace charming beach
cottages with monstrous boxes.
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"Oh, we need more room."
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Then, work with what you have
or fucking move!
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I'm just asking
for a second bathroom.
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-That's okay, then.
-You feeling flush?
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Bathrooms are expensive,
and I need a long tub.
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We could save money if we didn't use
a contractor. I could do it.
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It's a big job, sweetie.
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But I'm cheap
and I don't ask questions.
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You're hired.
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You realize it's not our house
to remodel. It's Lenny's.
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I want my own fucking bathroom.
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Jeez. What are you complaining
about? We got Celia out of here.
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You. Boys.
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Boys are disgusting.
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Okay, okay, let's settle down.
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You got that kind of cash around?
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Gonna explore some opportunities.
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Oh, my God, he's huge.
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-Two weeks old?
-Gigantism runs in Clinique's family.
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Of course it does.
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-God. C-section?
-Nope. Shot out like a PEZ.
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I got a great pelvis.
That's what everybody say.
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So, business. How much of the valley
do you think you could cover?
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I might be coming into
some bulk product.
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A hundred pounds would be gone
in a week.
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-Seriously?
-You left a vacuum, Nancy.
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People are sad. Things are burned.
They need their weed.
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Okay. Good. Very good to know.
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-God, he's huge.
-Yeah, tell me about it.
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Goodbye, Miata. Hello, minivan.
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Fuck your Miata with a strap-on,
little bitch. We getting an Escalade.
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Let's do this shit.
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I have health insurance now
and a guesthouse.
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But the man, Mr. Caplan,
he don't wipe so good.
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Always leaving
shit slicks everywhere.
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ln the underwear, on the toilet seat,
the sheets.
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I don't know how she live with him.
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-You wanna sell drugs?
-I have to leave my guesthouse?
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I like living in Beverly Hills.
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-He's an agent.
-Sell to his agent friends.
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They like to party
with all the money...
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...they made off
other people's work, right?
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Yes, they love to party.
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You have cocaine?
They like that too.
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No. No cocaine. Just pot.
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-You should think about the cocaine.
-No.
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-And the Ecstasy.
-No.
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Okay. I get that from Geffen's maid.
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What? Why are you
looking at me funny?
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Because you ain't said nothing.
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Haven't you noticed
something different about me?
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I lost 10 pounds.
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Oh, right. Of course you did.
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Good for you. You look terrific.
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Thanks. Feels good. You know...
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...finally back to my
high school weight.
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You should be so proud.
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And I bet the women
are beating down your door.
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Now, that's what I'm hoping for.
New town, new pussy.
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New customer base.
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My cousin Vernon, he'll take care
of that. He just need the product.
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You sure Guillermo ain't got no
connections up there to fuck things up?
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-You know, that guy, he made me cry.
-Oakland's a long way...
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...from Los Angeles, Marvin. You don't
have to worry about Guillermo.
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Sweet.
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Yes, sweet.
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Keep the fanny pack tucked
inside your hoodie...
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...until we're back on American soil.
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They have quick hands.
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Why can't you buy drugs in the U.S.,
like a normal person?
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Because I have no health insurance,
no money, and an arrest record.
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Let's look at this as a cultural
expedition to a primitive land.
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Xanax? Valium? Ativan?
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-Restylane.
-No Xanax?
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No Xanax. Restylane.
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Dos cc's.
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Where are we gonna live
when Dad's FEMA vouchers run out?
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-Oh, I'll find a place.
-With what money?
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With the money
I am making from my job.
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-As a salesclerk?
-Yes.
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-And where am I gonna go to school?
-I don't know.
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Wherever Shane goes.
I'll talk to Nancy.
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-Xanax?
-No Xanax. Restylane.
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-Generic cheaper.
-Mexican generic, hyaluronic acid.
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Do I wanna look like the Joker? No.
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No generic.
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It's a front, isn't it?
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-What's a front?
-The maternity store. It's a drug front.
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We passed a taco cart.
Why don't you get one?
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-I don't want one.
-Well, I do. Get me one.
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Get it yourself. I just spent months
getting everything for Dad.
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Get me a fucking taco.
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Look, you wanted this, not me.
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Well, you got it. Welcome to my life.
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Broke, homeless, not a man in sight.
Although it's not your issue.
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No prospects, no direction.
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No hope for relief
from the crushing defeat and futility...
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...and just pure bad luck
that is my fate.
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Walk with me here, okay?
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Arm in arm,
mother and child, doomed.
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-Xanax?
-Yes.
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I want some.
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I didn't know you were a smoker.
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Not for personal use.
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I can unload 300 pounds.
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You trying to get back
in the dealing game, blanca?
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I told you, those days are behind you.
You're here now.
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And I intend to stay here. There's
just no reason why I can't do both.
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I'll give you a reason.
We got it covered.
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Not my customer base.
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How about you give me their names
and their phone numbers?
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l'd be happy to service their needs.
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What? We partners, right?
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Are you gonna give me half?
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Well, I was thinking a 1 0 percent
finder's fee is generous.
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They're my customers.
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And you ain't your
own business no more.
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All right, you're the mom-and-pop shop
that got swallowed by the megacorp.
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Well, how about
I buy some off you...
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...for 5 percent over wholesale?
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How about I sell you 300 pounds
at 25 bucks a gram?
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Fuck you, 25 bucks a gram.
That's more than street value.
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That's my offer, right?
You don't like it, do something else.
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-You sure about this?
-Trust me. It's their home base.
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They're always here.
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See? Look at this. They're like Jews
and wedding hors d'oeuvres.
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Hey, that's not cool.
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Oh, sorry, man.
Forgot you were a Jew.
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Should never have said that
in front of you.
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Hi. We're doing some
market research...
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...and we wanted to ask you fellas
some questions.
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We're trying to launch
a coyote business.
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And we want to know about
your immigration experience.
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-lmmigration?
-Yes, immigration.
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That went well.
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Well, look who it is,
my walking buddy.
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Glad you stopped by.
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Sometimes a man
just needs some cheese.
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Well, that's what I depend on.
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Men and their need for cheese.
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-You're sweaty.
-It's hot out. I walked.
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No car?
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You only interested
in guys with cars?
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No, no, no. I have my own car.
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-Sweet.
-Yeah, it's awesome.
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Are you making fun of me?
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A little.
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Where are you going?
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I turn 18 in a few weeks.
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Be able to vote...
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...buy lottery tickets...
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...drink, in Canada.
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Yeah. I have a 1 0-year-old son.
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I know. I met him.
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Oh, God, you are so fucking young.
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Young and impatient.
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I'm not waiting.
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-I have a sink in the back.
-Sink?
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Something to hold on to.
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Hold on to me.
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Hi, Cesar.
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Another unexpected surprise,
I know.
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Took my car this time, though.
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Una favor, por favor.
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GPS?
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Oh, no. No GPS.
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Esteban. I need to hablo
with Esteban.
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No one here knows an Esteban.
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Oh, come on.
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It's a common Mexican name.
Steven, right?
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Okay. Okay, I'm sorry.
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Does he have a code name?
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Please back the fuck off.
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-What do you need?
-To have a conversation.
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-It's business.
-You don't do business with him.
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Right, because he's the mayor.
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Face on all the trash cans,
making things better for you.
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Well, look...
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...you can either bring me to him
or I can track him down myself.
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Make an appearance at city hall.
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I'll make a big scene
till I get his attention.
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Thank you, Cesar.
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Oh, smile. You get to drive a hybrid.
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Maria?
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-No?
-No, sir.
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Okay. All right. Gave it a shot.
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Who wants another muffuletta?
246
00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:41,705
-Yeah.
-Thank you.
247
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,040
Take it. Enjoy.
248
00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:47,015
So, Claudio, you think your friends
and assorted relatives...
249
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:49,414
...might be interested
in our services?
250
00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:52,449
A kinder, gentler coyote
is a rare thing, El Andy.
251
00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:54,890
How can I be sure
you're not deceiving me?
252
00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:57,858
Looking to recruit, transport
and harbor my people...
253
00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:01,032
...for the purposes of exploitation
or organ theft?
254
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,633
Come on, amigo.
Would an organ thief make you lunch?
255
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:06,361
That is why Miguel
has only one kidney.
256
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,097
Really? Oh, you can't tell.
257
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:12,274
You speak amazing English.
258
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:15,709
Well, in Colombia, I was
deputy transportation administrator.
259
00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:19,211
Let's talk numbers.
What's the going rate per smuggle?
260
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:20,851
Depends on how far they come.
261
00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:24,284
But if it's just for a straight
border crossing, usually about 3000.
262
00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:26,920
Per body?
263
00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:28,718
Not bad. Not bad.
264
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,362
And what are the easiest ways
to get through?
265
00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:36,432
Truthfully, wait until the border patrol
changes shifts and scale a fence.
266
00:15:36,635 --> 00:15:38,830
Or find a place
where there's no fence.
267
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:42,439
-Won't the agents shoot us?
-No, it's too much hassle for them.
268
00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:44,541
Blood, bodies, paperwork.
269
00:15:44,743 --> 00:15:48,076
They don't get you in the first
two minutes, you're golden.
270
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,010
You know what your real problem is?
The Minutemen.
271
00:15:51,216 --> 00:15:55,016
Vigilante. Such pains in the ass.
272
00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:57,116
What the hell?
273
00:15:57,323 --> 00:16:00,850
lf you're trying to snag this remodeling
contract out from under me...
274
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:02,152
...I'll ruin you.
275
00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:05,956
No. No, no, no.
Doug and I are just doing...
276
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,461
...some market research.
But now that you mention it...
277
00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:11,693
...maybe these fellas
can help you out too.
278
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,337
You guys know how
to build a bathroom?
279
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:14,597
With a giant tub?
280
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,811
-Yeah.
-Great. Yeah. Cool.
281
00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:39,353
"We are here to inaugurate
this mobile medical unit.
282
00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:47,865
It will provide quality medical care
to all citizens of Tijuana.
283
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:55,737
With the violence that we have now,
it is very important."
284
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:05,187
He wants to thank a very generous
private benefactor.
285
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,691
He is
the generous private benefactor.
286
00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:42,789
I love this part.
287
00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:46,620
The part where you sit there
wondering just how fucked you are.
288
00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:49,364
-Well, how fucked am l?
-Don't talk.
289
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,064
Talking ruins it.
290
00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:01,076
Go get Miss Hodes a glass of water.
291
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:05,377
Now, Agent Shlatter.
292
00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:07,210
Yes, sir.
293
00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:11,281
This will serve as official notification
that all charges...
294
00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:13,583
...pending against Celia Hodes...
295
00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:16,386
...have been dropped,
per my recommendation.
296
00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:19,923
-Dropped.
-lnitial the form where it says...
297
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:24,159
...and be sure to sign on the last page.
Then leave it at reception.
298
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,867
Captain Till.
299
00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:31,167
Roy.
300
00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:34,044
Now that this is all over...
301
00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:38,182
...you know, I was wondering,
since I'm all the way up here...
302
00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:41,845
-...you know, if you don't have plans--?
-I'm seeing someone.
303
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,760
-Thank you.
-Goodbye, Miss Hodes.
304
00:19:04,743 --> 00:19:07,211
Esteban Carlos Reyes.
305
00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:10,313
You come from money
in Mexico City...
306
00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:12,916
...attended Columbia University.
307
00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:14,517
Go, Lions.
308
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:18,212
ln 1 990, you bought the largest zoo
in Mexico.
309
00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:22,484
Tragic story with the mauled panda.
Very upsetting.
310
00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:26,027
You moved to Tijuana in 1 995
to build and manage a casino.
311
00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:28,699
You now own three malls
and five hotels...
312
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,995
...all very highly rated on Hotels.com,
you'll be glad to know.
313
00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:35,063
ln 2004, you were elected mayor...
314
00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:37,742
...and then you set up
the Esteban Reyes Foundation...
315
00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:40,605
...which offers scholarships
to underprivileged children...
316
00:19:40,812 --> 00:19:44,339
-...and you once dated Liz Hurley.
-Oh, no, we were just friends.
317
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:47,144
I can only imagine what didn't make it
onto the interweb.
318
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:49,320
But enough about you.
Let's talk about me.
319
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,512
Yeah. All right, let's do that.
320
00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:53,156
l now know that I'm O-positive.
321
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:54,882
-Congratulations.
-Yeah.
322
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:57,751
-Carlos-- May I call you Carlos?
-No.
323
00:19:57,963 --> 00:19:59,453
Why not?
324
00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:01,064
What do you want, Nancy?
325
00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:02,858
I want a piece of the next
weed shipment.
326
00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:06,128
I can turn it around quickly.
327
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:12,199
-And you come to me with this?
-I do work for you.
328
00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:14,709
You work for Guillermo.
There's a chain of command.
329
00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:17,575
-But he said no.
-So? Why would you think l'd say yes?
330
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:19,842
He's just punishing me
for getting in trouble.
331
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,885
-And you don't deserve to be punished?
-Oh, not like that.
332
00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:24,817
Not by him.
333
00:20:25,457 --> 00:20:27,550
-By me?
-Sure. By you, the boss.
334
00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:30,694
Please give me a piece
of the next weed shipment.
335
00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:59,824
Thank you for your time, Mr. Mayor.
336
00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:04,395
The cheapest way is to tap into
the plumbing through here...
337
00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:08,660
...remove the closest wall
and make this the bathroom.
338
00:21:09,334 --> 00:21:11,268
And then we'll knock down
this wall first.
339
00:21:11,803 --> 00:21:12,895
Just give me a number.
340
00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:17,436
That's your mom.
341
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:19,508
What? No.
342
00:21:19,711 --> 00:21:22,407
-Well, then can I have them?
-No.
343
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,313
-Come on. I wanna see them.
-No.
344
00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:26,984
So, what do you think?
345
00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:29,681
I'll let you know.
346
00:21:29,888 --> 00:21:31,822
Hello?
347
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,588
-Well, what's going on?
-Nothing.
348
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:40,864
-Hi, Mrs. Botwin.
-Hi, lsabelle.
349
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:43,300
What?
350
00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:45,766
Why are you looking at me funny?
351
00:21:47,005 --> 00:21:50,839
-Are these the bathroom guys?
-Yeah. This is Claudio.
352
00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:55,878
He was once the deputy transportation
administrator of Colombia.
353
00:21:58,216 --> 00:21:59,945
He-- They're working up
an estimate.
354
00:22:00,285 --> 00:22:04,153
Well, unfortunately,
we might have to wait--
355
00:22:04,923 --> 00:22:08,120
Wait on that.
356
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:11,490
-Where's Silas?
-He went to the cheese shop.
357
00:22:11,697 --> 00:22:15,155
Calcium. That's nice.
358
00:22:15,801 --> 00:22:19,100
Honey, why are you hiding
Sammy Davis' autobiography...
359
00:22:19,304 --> 00:22:20,328
...behind your back?
360
00:22:23,575 --> 00:22:25,873
He had a baby
with a white woman, Mom.
361
00:22:29,414 --> 00:22:32,815
I found it shocking.
He was protecting me.
362
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,882
Okay.
363
00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:39,819
We don't get
many bean counters volunteering.
364
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:43,483
We're mostly servicemen or cops.
Or used to be, at least.
365
00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:46,721
Yeah. Well, you know, this has
always been a secret dream of mine.
366
00:22:46,932 --> 00:22:49,400
And now with the wife gone...
367
00:22:49,601 --> 00:22:52,195
...I got nothing holding me back.
I'm ready to kick ass.
368
00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:56,431
You looking to stimulate the adrenals
or you just not like Hispanics?
369
00:22:56,641 --> 00:22:58,939
Well, it's not so much
that I don't like them, sir.
370
00:22:59,144 --> 00:23:02,944
It's just that there's a group of people
I like more: my fellow countrymen.
371
00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:04,308
Good answer.
372
00:23:04,516 --> 00:23:07,974
We don't tolerate bigotry, officially.
373
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:11,015
Wish there were more like you,
Mr. Wilson.
374
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,850
We're vastly undermanned.
375
00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:14,952
So do we get to pack heat?
376
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:18,459
Our mission is to secure United States
borders and coastal boundaries...
377
00:23:18,663 --> 00:23:20,927
...against unlawful
and unauthorized entry.
378
00:23:21,433 --> 00:23:24,402
lndividuals, contraband
and foreign military.
379
00:23:24,603 --> 00:23:26,798
Now, if you choose to arm yourself,
you do so...
380
00:23:27,005 --> 00:23:29,565
...for the purpose
of self-defense only.
381
00:23:29,775 --> 00:23:31,902
But you'll
never have to take action...
382
00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:35,273
...because you'll abide by the rules
of no contact and no engagement.
383
00:23:36,281 --> 00:23:38,112
-Can I throw rocks?
-No, sir.
384
00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:40,142
So how do we nab these fuckers?
385
00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:44,077
We report. We observe. We report.
386
00:23:46,124 --> 00:23:48,024
"Report."
387
00:23:48,226 --> 00:23:49,318
Gotcha.
388
00:23:49,528 --> 00:23:52,554
Like to start tonight?
Sun's going down.
389
00:23:53,131 --> 00:23:55,998
It all starts to happen
when the sun goes down.
390
00:23:56,201 --> 00:23:58,726
Some crazy shit out there.
391
00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:00,768
Crazy shit.
392
00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:47,700
Hi.
393
00:25:58,256 --> 00:25:59,780
I came to you first.
394
00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:05,526
You said no.
395
00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:10,396
It's just business, Guillermo.
396
00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,278
Thanks.
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