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Previously on Weeds:
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How's she know my name?
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-I don't wanna die.
-She's with me.
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You make this go away.
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She's going to be staying with us.
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You and your drug-dealing mommy...
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...you can stay here,
float me till the market comes back.
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Tell her I expect 1 0 grand.
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-First of every month.
-When are you back?
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The minute
Not-Francine misses a payment.
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Hi.
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You guys heading towards Ren Mar?
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Davenport, lowa.
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-Close enough.
-Andy's friends.
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I'd like to welcome you to our country.
I hope you get to stay.
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Why are you here in our house,
Mr. Wilson?
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Where's your family?
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My family left me, buddy.
My life's a toilet.
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I hate myself. You happy now?
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This is your new job.
We're making you manager.
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You're gonna give me all that money to
manage a San Ysidro Maternity World?
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I got a normal, boring job.
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Looks like I'm gonna be doing it
for a long, long time.
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What the F?
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Cesar, tell him that you know me.
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Hi.
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You know, all I wanna do is--
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Could you let go of my arm?
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It's not like I haven't
been to the garage before.
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I came in the back way this time.
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Okay, I think we're in America now.
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I have rights.
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It was the man in the suit, wasn't it?
The boss? Big boss?
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I think it would be wise for you to
re-imagine the events of this evening.
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How you close up your shop, go home
to your family and you saw nothing.
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You mean no one.
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That's right.
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Don't break it.
I'm asking a buck apiece for those.
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These are all 50 states.
You can't break up the set, man.
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Can't take stuff.
There'll be nothing to sell.
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Are you kidding me?
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Look around. Hey, we're not
selling pictures of Judah.
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Photos are not included.
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Just their frames.
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Fine. But not the metal one.
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Or that wood one there.
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Or this other one here.
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Pipes. Can I have one?
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I think I could pull off a pipe.
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-Four bucks.
-Four bucks. What a rip.
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I am keeping these.
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-You're all scavengers.
-Yeah, scavenger.
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-Fuck you.
-Fuck you.
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-Fuck you.
-Fuck you.
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Gonna be nothing left for the estate
sale if everybody keeps everything.
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Anything you wanna keep?
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Nothing.
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Except maybe this cool cigar box.
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I could save it for my ashes.
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You're a dark little fellow.
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-Jews can't get cremated.
-I'm not Jewish.
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You are in the reform movement.
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And those are all the cool Jews.
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Scraps?
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Rufus? Lucy?
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Vintage murdered-dog collars.
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Five bucks each.
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Oh, Jesus, Bubbie.
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You get lucky with the Rocky Mountain
Chocolate guy last night?
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Fung?
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Please, I'm so not into Asians.
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Little rice dick. All that soy.
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No, not for me.
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I will take the free fudge, however.
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How was your night?
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l...
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...saw no one attractive...
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...in a place I wasn't.
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You're babbling.
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-You need coffee.
-Yes, I do.
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Hi.
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A Mexican man with a machine gun.
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That looks like...
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...a nice pastry.
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Are you gonna be here long?
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All the time. Okay, well, then...
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Soy Nancy.
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Celia.
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-lgnacio.
-lgnacio. Nice to meet you.
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Well, we're just gonna go...
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...and open up.
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Do you want coffee or anything?
I'm getting coffee today.
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Got your coffee. Okay, then.
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Bye, now. Get out.
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-Nancy.
-Celia.
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There's a giant hole in the floor.
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I'm aware.
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What's in the hole?
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Mexico.
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You must never go there.
Through the hole.
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You can drive to Mexico
whenever you want.
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Just be aware
there's a long wait to get back.
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Don't drink the water.
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Stay away from the hole.
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ls that the attractive man
from the place that you weren't--?
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I went straight home. I saw no one.
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He was so much
better-looking than that guy.
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Hey, Davenport.
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You go, man.
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Look at yoga-ass. With an ass
like an apricot that she got in yoga.
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Check out bitch badge.
Or is it tramp stamp?
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Either way, she's hot.
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Her friend's got Madonna arms.
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You think that's sexy?
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Not on a white woman.
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You need to find a place to live.
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A place to take home the ladies.
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-I gotta make some money.
-Yeah.
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We should be coyotes.
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That guy who brought over Davenport
and Marzipan was such an asshole.
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And he charged them a fortune. I think
we got a real opportunity here, Doug.
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We could be good coyotes.
Nice coyotes.
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Like the JetBlue of coyotes.
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SunChips and bottled water.
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Competitive pricing without the rape,
trees and extortion.
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That could be our slogan.
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I'm serious, man.
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Look, Asian with big fake tits.
What is that?
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ls there ice cream up the street?
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I love her.
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I love you.
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I think illegal immigration for profit.
That's our next venture.
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Let me think about it.
I don't like Mexicans.
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Yeah. Well, think about it.
It's good money.
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I'll think about it.
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These pants are great, very elastic.
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Here's a belly pillow.
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What month is this belly?
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That's about a six-month belly.
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-Holy shit.
-Yeah.
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Wait till you see the six-month ass.
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-Hi.
-"Hi"?
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You don't "hi" me.
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You made trouble for me.
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Going where you don't belong.
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I didn't know. When you gave me
a tour of the store...
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"Here's the cash register,
here's the backroom."
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You might've said, "By the way, here's
a tunnel to Mexico." But you didn't.
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You said nothing.
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Go do your job.
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Go out to the front
and smile at the pregnant ladies.
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-That's a lot of pot.
-That's what it's all about.
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Did you really get in trouble?
With the man?
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The man in the suit?
Who was the man in the suit?
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You didn't see a man in a suit.
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Okay, fine.
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The invisible man.
What would he do if he existed?
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Don't know yet.
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But anything happens to me...
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...worse gonna happen to you.
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We're just hoping for sunshine.
Preparing for rain.
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Get the fuck back out there.
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I'll go look for an umbrella.
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I just don't understand
why you're here.
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lsabelle.
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Hi, Mrs. Botwin.
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You don't even like me.
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It's true, I don't.
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So the fact that I'm here
begging to live with you...
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...should clearly demonstrate
how awful my life has been.
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I can't do it anymore.
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I took a Greyhound
and sat next to a man with one leg.
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I have no place to put you.
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I've been sleeping on a chair, listening
to Daddy weep in the next room.
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This is the first time
I've left the hotel in weeks.
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He clings. He overshares.
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I'll be the only person he knows
in Michigan.
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You're moving to Michigan?
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Dad's going to defend criminals
in Detroit.
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Everyone's out of work.
No middle class.
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Felony is at an all-time high.
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It's his golden opportunity.
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You're exaggerating.
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It's Motown. It's cold, you can layer.
I hear there's a Great Lake.
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Canada is up there.
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Look, go back to your father.
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I will give you money to take the train.
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Goes right along the coast.
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It's lovely.
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For the first time in your life, please...
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...please don't act
like a selfish fucking bitch.
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Save me.
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I have a customer.
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-I'll take the pants.
-Good.
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Great. Take the pants.
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Go, have children.
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See how they grow up
to denigrate the fine city of Detroit...
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...and call you a fucking bitch.
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Here. Have a coupon.
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Well, look at you.
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Court appearance?
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Laundry.
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You got your tooth fixed.
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Wanna do it?
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Fucking you ruined my life.
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-The sex was good, though, wasn't it?
-Not bad.
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-My best.
-Really?
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-Legendary.
-That's sad.
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-I'm lonely.
-Me too.
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I think I'm getting used to it.
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I burned through my happiness.
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The American dream. Don't think that
comes around twice for many people.
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Be nice if it came around once.
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lsabelle's a great kid.
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-Don't have to be her mother.
-Neither do you.
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You just hang out with her.
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Wish l'd have tried that with my son.
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Gays are huge chick magnets.
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He could have introduced me
to some hot thing.
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Your young-hot-thing days
are long over.
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Yeah. Probably. Unless I get rich.
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Well, you could embezzle
from Ren Mar.
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I like it down here.
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The ocean's therapeutic.
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-So you wanna--?
-No. Absolutely not.
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We'll see how strong your resolve is
after more couch squatting.
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I'm picking up
my FEMA vouchers tomorrow.
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Getting myself a cordial suite.
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Should last a few weeks,
and then a few more to evict me--
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God, Doug. I said no.
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I heard you.
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Warm.
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Yeah, have a good night.
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Hey, hey, hey.
Leave the wine and the mag.
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Shane, how much do we want
for the coffee table?
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-One-twenty-five.
-Eighty.
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One-twenty-five.
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-One-twenty.
-One-thirty. Keep it up.
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Oh, my God. Andy, look.
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Check it out.
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-It's yoga-ass.
-Here? Where? You sure it's her?
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There. On the stairs.
She's looking at the grapes.
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It's her.
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I could never forget an ass like that.
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-Oh, she's mine.
-She's so mine.
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-No. I saw her first.
-On the beach, I saw her in the house.
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All right, all right. So we both
go for it. And then best man wins.
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I'm so gonna win.
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-So not.
-Watch it.
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Oh, fuck.
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-That is not cool.
-So not cool.
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-He looks good, though.
-Yeah.
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-Look at him work.
-Yeah.
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He must be stopped.
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-What was that?
-Oh, gosh.
256
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,788
I am so sorry about that.
257
00:15:56,989 --> 00:15:59,549
I'm such a clumsy clown.
258
00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:01,521
Doug. Doug Wilson.
259
00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:03,217
Hi.
260
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:05,193
Hi.
261
00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:08,191
-Hi.
-Andy Botwin. We live here.
262
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,368
Nice platter. That's such a nice platter.
263
00:16:10,569 --> 00:16:12,196
I can get you a discount on that.
264
00:16:13,038 --> 00:16:14,471
Well, thanks.
265
00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:16,832
Hey, guys.
266
00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:19,473
Look at this.
Everyone wants a piece.
267
00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:21,407
I gotta
show you something downstairs.
268
00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:23,012
They have a metal detector.
269
00:16:23,415 --> 00:16:24,643
Who are you talking to?
270
00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:26,649
My mom.
271
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:29,048
This is Lisa.
272
00:16:29,254 --> 00:16:31,688
Also known as Rad's mom.
273
00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:33,118
Rad's mom.
274
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:34,656
You own the cheese shop.
275
00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:37,590
Cheese Gotta Have lt. Yeah, that's me.
276
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:39,122
That is so clever.
277
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,891
-Oh, thanks.
-I love your cheese.
278
00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:44,899
-Come on. Come on.
-It was nice meeting you.
279
00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:48,664
Yeah. You too, Silas.
280
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:50,330
Excuse me.
281
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:54,543
Your kid is scary.
282
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:57,079
My kid is awesome. You're just cheap.
283
00:16:57,282 --> 00:16:59,307
Enjoy your table.
284
00:17:02,921 --> 00:17:04,582
Hey.
285
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:07,315
Put me down. Put me down.
286
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:08,652
Help!
287
00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:16,064
Okay, I got it.
288
00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:17,565
What's the grand total?
289
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:22,901
We sold $832 7 worth of Lenny's stuff
and fuck him, we're keeping it.
290
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:26,142
Where'd Nancy go? She ditch us?
291
00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:28,404
She probably went out
to buy a "bed skirt."
292
00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:30,047
Or she's out selling drugs.
293
00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:34,676
-Hey, can I hold the money?
-No.
294
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:37,649
I'm gonna go hide this.
295
00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:40,290
-We'll find it.
-Yeah, we will.
296
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,328
Check out sexy.
297
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,560
She swam in her clothes.
298
00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:47,789
She's a wild hippie.
299
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,559
Think she shaves her pits?
300
00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:54,605
That must be the boyfriend.
301
00:17:57,676 --> 00:17:59,541
This is weird.
302
00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:07,445
ls this really happening?
303
00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:10,788
This is like a movie.
I wish we had Milk Duds.
304
00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:18,118
They're illegals.
305
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,126
Help me.
306
00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:33,272
You are so beautiful.
You are like a mermaid.
307
00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:35,344
A Mexican mermaid.
308
00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:38,141
-A mermex.
-I thought you don't like Mexicans.
309
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:40,318
-Just the fat ones. I'm Doug.
-I'm--
310
00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:42,945
Hey. What's going on here?
311
00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:45,817
This is my girlfriend.
She was swimming with her clothes.
312
00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:48,584
-I'm doing my job.
-Your job is bullshit.
313
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,820
-She just wants to be here.
-Yeah. She wants to clean our toilets.
314
00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:55,932
-Or sewing. Or telecomunicaci�n.
-Let's go.
315
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,534
-Se�or Doug.
-Mermex.
316
00:18:57,736 --> 00:18:59,931
I keep your flippy-flop.
317
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,334
-You find me.
-I'll find you. I will.
318
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:04,772
Oh, wait.
319
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:13,511
-Let's go.
-Wait, wait. I don't know your name.
320
00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:16,552
-Maria.
-Maria Mermex.
321
00:19:17,122 --> 00:19:20,455
S�, Se�or Flippy-Flop.
322
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:24,360
You hear that? She called me
Flippy-Flop. How cute is that?
323
00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:27,964
We could bring her back here...
324
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,361
...if we were coyotes.
325
00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:35,465
I'm in.
326
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,114
Sale's over.
327
00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:45,273
Silas?
328
00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:51,878
Lisa. Hi.
329
00:19:52,457 --> 00:19:53,515
Hey.
330
00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:55,158
Hi.
331
00:19:55,727 --> 00:19:57,354
Listen.
332
00:19:57,596 --> 00:20:01,396
Did you sell that Wacky Pack poster?
Rad's been bugging me about it all day.
333
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:04,700
No. I kept it. I like that poster.
334
00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:08,872
But if he wants it, he can have it.
335
00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:12,941
-Really?
-Yeah. Sure.
336
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,942
He's a kid. He should have it.
337
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,615
Rad doesn't give a shit, actually.
338
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,317
No?
339
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:27,955
You wanna go for a walk
on the beach or something?
340
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,559
Yes.
341
00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:30,750
Yeah.
342
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,227
Rad is fencing.
343
00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:35,366
I have to pick him up at 6.
344
00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:37,768
Well, let's go.
345
00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:39,800
Just let me grab a shirt.
346
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:47,378
Let's get walking.
347
00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:54,308
Thank you.
348
00:20:58,290 --> 00:21:00,815
Fine. Pack a bag.
349
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:04,088
Hurry up before I change my mind.
350
00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:05,888
Thank you.
351
00:21:07,532 --> 00:21:10,433
-I thought you didn't want her.
-I'm her mother, Dean.
352
00:21:11,536 --> 00:21:13,003
And I could use the company.
353
00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:14,638
I could use the company.
354
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,330
You could use a bath.
355
00:21:18,143 --> 00:21:19,633
What if we went to Newark?
356
00:21:19,845 --> 00:21:22,143
Or East St. Louis?
I got job offers there too.
357
00:21:22,347 --> 00:21:26,113
I live by the beach, Dean.
It's better for her.
358
00:21:26,318 --> 00:21:29,310
But there's not enough crime
by the beach. I need a job.
359
00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:31,955
What could I do? I'm getting better.
360
00:21:32,157 --> 00:21:36,491
I just-- I wanna be a carefree
latchkey kid. Who lives by the beach.
361
00:21:36,995 --> 00:21:38,792
You're throwing me
over for the beach?
362
00:21:38,997 --> 00:21:40,897
Location, location, location.
363
00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:43,659
I just-- I really need a mom right now.
364
00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:46,963
-Celia said she'd try to find me one.
-Hey.
365
00:21:47,172 --> 00:21:49,868
You understand
that your mother is Satan, right?
366
00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:51,372
It's the devil I know.
367
00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:57,174
-I don't want to be alone.
-I'm not your wife.
368
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:07,959
You call me every day.
369
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,458
When you start to hate her again,
which you will...
370
00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:12,789
...you come back to Daddy.
371
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:18,895
-I love you.
-I know. I know. I love you too.
372
00:22:20,639 --> 00:22:22,607
Try not to get shot.
373
00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:33,709
Nancy Botwin.
374
00:22:34,419 --> 00:22:37,047
A widow living in Ren Mar.
375
00:22:37,255 --> 00:22:40,554
Two sons. Shane and Silas.
376
00:22:40,759 --> 00:22:44,525
You never finished
your last semester at Berkeley.
377
00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:48,359
You have four outstanding
parking tickets and a strange tattoo...
378
00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:53,903
...on the upper left cheek
of your backside.
379
00:22:57,976 --> 00:23:00,308
You should not
have gone through the tunnel.
380
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:05,179
-That was a mistake.
-I know.
381
00:23:06,518 --> 00:23:10,045
You should not be asking questions.
382
00:23:10,589 --> 00:23:12,022
Questions about me.
383
00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:13,785
I'm sorry.
384
00:23:14,659 --> 00:23:15,717
Yeah.
385
00:23:16,828 --> 00:23:20,025
You are sorry.
386
00:23:25,704 --> 00:23:27,968
But your eyes are brown.
387
00:23:31,009 --> 00:23:32,567
You must be punished.
388
00:23:33,845 --> 00:23:35,608
Learn a lesson.
389
00:23:36,782 --> 00:23:39,012
It will be painful.
390
00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:42,280
How about...
391
00:23:42,988 --> 00:23:44,785
...a spanking?
392
00:23:47,192 --> 00:23:50,457
A good hard spanking.
393
00:23:53,465 --> 00:23:54,830
Don't move.
394
00:24:15,787 --> 00:24:18,085
-It is time for you to go.
-Yeah. I...
395
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,349
I heard the verb for "to kill."
396
00:24:20,559 --> 00:24:22,789
Yes, well.
397
00:24:23,428 --> 00:24:24,417
Work on your Spanish.
398
00:24:27,699 --> 00:24:29,963
Am I going back in the trunk?
399
00:24:30,769 --> 00:24:31,861
No, you are going home.
400
00:24:34,072 --> 00:24:36,905
Just this once,
you may use the tunnel.
401
00:24:37,108 --> 00:24:40,737
I'll call ahead
and tell lgnacio not to shoot you.
402
00:24:41,546 --> 00:24:42,535
For now.
403
00:24:44,850 --> 00:24:47,148
Good night, Nancy Botwin.
404
00:25:29,628 --> 00:25:30,686
He's the mayor?
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