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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,168 --> 00:00:03,962 Previously on "Us"... 2 00:00:04,045 --> 00:00:06,590 What? Just imagine a montage. 3 00:00:06,923 --> 00:00:12,929 A group of fine-looking grad students were invited to a secret school for magic 4 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:15,807 where a bunch of stuff happened that doesn't really matter, 5 00:00:15,891 --> 00:00:18,894 until they ran into a mysterious figure. 6 00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:21,688 The answer to a riddle they didn't even know to ask. 7 00:00:21,771 --> 00:00:23,148 It's you. 8 00:00:23,231 --> 00:00:24,691 Do you want this recap or not? 9 00:00:24,774 --> 00:00:28,486 So, yeah, it was me. Things were awesome. 10 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:30,947 For a minute. We became kings and queens. 11 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:33,325 Well, everybody but you. 12 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:37,204 Everyone hooked up. I had a threesome with two harpies. 13 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:39,581 Skip to the parts about me. 14 00:00:39,664 --> 00:00:42,709 JOSH: You had a lot of drama with your hands. 15 00:00:42,792 --> 00:00:45,837 You signed a billion-year contract with the Library 16 00:00:45,921 --> 00:00:47,214 to help out Kady. 17 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:48,924 Wait, who's that? 18 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:52,469 JOSH: Kady Orloff-Diaz? Love of your life? 19 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:55,472 Looks like she could crack open your balls, because she can? 20 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:58,516 Well, it was a love for the ages. 21 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:01,561 Despite the fact that Kady got in way over her head 22 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:02,646 with some hedge witches. 23 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:05,815 Especially her best bitch, Julia Wicker. Their term, not mine. 24 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:06,900 (STAMMERS) I would never. 25 00:01:06,983 --> 00:01:11,321 Whatever went down definitely made them ex-best... 26 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:12,739 Witches. 27 00:01:12,822 --> 00:01:15,575 Truthfully, the only person Kady can stand is you. 28 00:01:15,659 --> 00:01:17,786 And that pretty much cut both ways. 29 00:01:17,869 --> 00:01:19,913 No, come on, Penny, don't... Don't... Come on. 30 00:01:19,996 --> 00:01:22,582 JOSH: And then you died. Kind of. 31 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:26,169 Meanwhile, magic got all jacked up. 32 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:29,506 You know what's weird, that "jacked up" is bad, 33 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:31,549 but "jacked off" is great. 34 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:32,759 Focus, dude. 35 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,638 So, with magic gone, a bunch of fairy dicks 36 00:01:36,721 --> 00:01:39,891 invaded Fillory, made Eliot and Margo look like derps, 37 00:01:39,975 --> 00:01:41,643 so the people revolted. 38 00:01:41,726 --> 00:01:42,769 Only ray of hope? 39 00:01:42,852 --> 00:01:45,021 Julia mysteriously still has magic. 40 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,148 Why? Question mark! 41 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:51,903 We got sent on a dope quest to find the Seven Keys that unlock magic. 42 00:01:51,987 --> 00:01:55,490 But the fourth one got dragon-gobbled and lost in the Underworld. 43 00:01:55,573 --> 00:01:59,119 The other Penny sent us the key, but never came back. 44 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:01,913 Then came my grand adventure. 45 00:02:01,997 --> 00:02:02,998 Hard pass. 46 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:05,917 I also saved the day in your dumb timeline. 47 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:08,795 And snagged up key seven. Yeah, I was there for that. 48 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:10,130 You didn't save shit. 49 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:12,924 Now wait, you skipped the Sixth Key. 50 00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:14,676 This makes no goddamn sense. 51 00:02:14,759 --> 00:02:17,554 No, it's intentionally confusing. 52 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:20,890 You see, Julia saved a bunch of fairies from slavery, 53 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,727 so the Fairy Queen was like, "I have the Sixth Key, 54 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:26,479 "but I'm not going to give it to you because she's..." 55 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:28,898 A creamy bitch is what she is. 56 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:31,568 JULIA: Meanwhile, Alice has been acting real fishy. 57 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:32,736 Quentin was all like... 58 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:33,820 Are you working for the Library? 59 00:02:33,903 --> 00:02:35,405 And she was all... Yes. 60 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:39,075 And now, if you would please refer to the hookuplmurder chart. 61 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,995 Penny got with the other Alice. 62 00:02:42,078 --> 00:02:43,121 Interesting. 63 00:02:43,204 --> 00:02:45,415 Now that we know who porked whom, 64 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:49,169 let's go over who murdered whom. 65 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:50,712 KADY: Penny? 66 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:53,840 (EXCLAIMS) 67 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,679 You're Kady. 68 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:02,766 What's going on? 69 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:05,060 I'm not your Penny. 70 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:11,649 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 71 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:22,452 (INDISTINCT WHISPERS) 72 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:24,079 QUENTIN: Julia? 73 00:03:24,662 --> 00:03:25,663 Sorry, uh, what? 74 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:28,500 What I'm saying is, if there's a monster behind the door, 75 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,585 opening the door is probably not the smartest plan. 76 00:03:30,668 --> 00:03:34,172 But that's where magic is, like... What, we can't exactly just stop. 77 00:03:34,255 --> 00:03:36,383 Plus, this didn't come from the most reliable source. 78 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:37,801 He was you. 79 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,052 He was The Beast. 80 00:03:39,135 --> 00:03:42,263 Making decisions like this without understanding the consequences 81 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:44,599 is exactly why magic is gone. 82 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:47,227 So we figure out if it's true. 83 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:50,897 We... We search the castle, find out what's inside. 84 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,858 We could ask the Library. 85 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:58,363 Yeah, you're right. You should ask them. 86 00:03:58,446 --> 00:04:00,115 They say they want to help. 87 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:01,574 It'd be nice if they actually did. 88 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:04,202 I'll let you know what they say. 89 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:08,581 Q... 90 00:04:11,292 --> 00:04:12,794 Do you have a better plan? 91 00:04:12,877 --> 00:04:14,671 JULIA: Yeah, maybe don't trust the Library? 92 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:17,048 They literally snort the bones of fairies. 93 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:18,716 We don't have to trust them. 94 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:19,759 The Penny that you brought with you, 95 00:04:19,884 --> 00:04:21,177 the... Penny 23. 96 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,262 Yeah, look. 97 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:24,973 Ask him to follow Alice to the Library. 98 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:27,892 He can Astral Project, they'll never even know he was there. 99 00:04:34,315 --> 00:04:35,859 Catching up on the news? 100 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:38,194 My timeline was post-apocalyptic, 101 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,071 and it wasn't this fucked up. 102 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:43,783 Alice is meeting with the Library. 103 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:46,077 We need you to follow her on the Astral Plane. 104 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:48,371 Q thinks you're more likely to say yes if I ask, 105 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:52,250 because you and the other me shared a thing. 106 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:54,836 But we both know that we're total strangers. 107 00:04:54,919 --> 00:04:56,463 So... Go on. 108 00:04:57,755 --> 00:05:01,593 Well... See, this is a chance to unfuck magic. 109 00:05:01,926 --> 00:05:04,095 And as a new citizen of Timeline 40, 110 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:07,015 that should be something you would want to do. 111 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:08,433 Whoever asks. 112 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,687 I have heard of the Castle at the End of the World. 113 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:16,024 It was built by the gods, but its contents are secret by design. 114 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:19,068 All we mortals know is that we are not meant to know. 115 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:22,030 Why wouldn't they want you to know what's inside? 116 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:24,866 Perhaps it is indeed the lair of a horrifying monster. 117 00:05:24,949 --> 00:05:28,286 Or perhaps they simply enjoy tormenting those of us 118 00:05:28,369 --> 00:05:31,623 who dedicate our lives to cataloging information. 119 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:32,832 Well, whatever their motive, 120 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:34,959 we'd be idiots to go in totally blind. 121 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:36,794 Then ask someone who's been inside. 122 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:37,879 A god. 123 00:05:37,962 --> 00:05:40,590 I believe your friends have had encounters with them. 124 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:43,218 Now, there is another matter. 125 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,103 ALICE: That's the Siphon? 126 00:05:56,814 --> 00:05:58,441 We thought it'd be bigger. 127 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:01,694 It needs to be powered, and it requires a lot of energy. 128 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:05,073 Our intended source has not fulfilled their end of our bargain. 129 00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:08,451 Well, how am I supposed to use it? 130 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,995 Your friend Julia. She's powerful enough. 131 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:13,414 If her magic were implanted into the Siphon... 132 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:16,459 She'd never go for that if she knew what this does. 133 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,921 Then you'll have to take the power from her by force. 134 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:24,259 That could kill her. 135 00:06:25,426 --> 00:06:28,721 We've all made sacrifices in pursuit of our greater purpose. 136 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:34,811 We need the Siphon charged before... 137 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:35,937 I know. 138 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,524 Hmm. 139 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:43,611 I just need some time to figure out another way, or... 140 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:47,115 I'll be in touch. 141 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:48,866 Remember. 142 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:53,830 Once magic is flowing again, you have 30 seconds to attach the Siphon. 143 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:58,751 If you miss that window, our chance is gone forever. 144 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:13,558 JOSH: I come bearing gifts. 145 00:07:13,641 --> 00:07:16,394 This is, like, 80% taco supplies. 146 00:07:16,477 --> 00:07:19,272 I'm sorry, do they not have Tuesdays in Fillory? 147 00:07:19,355 --> 00:07:21,774 Feel free to do your own grocery shopping next time. 148 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:24,235 No, no. If I have to catch, pluck, or boil 149 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:27,447 one more pigeon, I'm going to hurl myself off this ship. 150 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:36,247 I was gone a lot longer than I thought I would be. 151 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:37,582 (SIGHS) 152 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:39,208 Listen, Fen. 153 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:42,045 Before you were born, you were promised to a stranger. 154 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,171 A king. 155 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:46,507 And I'm not one anymore. 156 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:49,135 You don't have to stay for my sake. 157 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:54,932 I'm guessing you've never thought about where I would be if you never showed up. 158 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:56,184 I have. 159 00:07:56,934 --> 00:07:59,896 Still in that same village where I was born, 160 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:03,941 married to one of the three obnoxious boys I lived next to. 161 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:07,278 Now those boys want to drop you off a waterfall, 162 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:09,322 and that's them being polite. 163 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:13,284 What do you think they would do if they got their hands on me? 164 00:08:15,286 --> 00:08:17,288 That got less touching as you went. 165 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:19,791 I can't go back to my old life. 166 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:23,795 I'm stuck with you, and that means you're stuck with me. 167 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,799 We've been trying to negotiate with the Fairy Queen 168 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:30,134 for the last key, but this is what we got back. 169 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:31,219 Eat my ass! We're not sure if... 170 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:32,553 BUNNY: Eat my ass! 171 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:34,138 We're not sure if... Eat. My. Ass! 172 00:08:34,263 --> 00:08:39,310 If this was the Fairy Queen's response or this is one very kinky rabbit. 173 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:42,063 Maybe there's something we can do to get her attention? 174 00:08:42,146 --> 00:08:43,648 BUNNY: Eat. My. Ass. 175 00:08:44,273 --> 00:08:45,900 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 176 00:08:45,983 --> 00:08:47,443 FRAY: These are on the house. 177 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,862 For you saving my life. 178 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:51,239 We need to talk to your Queen. 179 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:53,116 You must know how to get her to come. 180 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:55,034 It's an emergency. FRAY: No. 181 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:59,163 The last time I saw her, she threatened to murder me. 182 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:01,416 Glass half full. She didn't actually go through with it. 183 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:06,337 But you must have fairy stepsisters or someone you can talk to? 184 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:08,339 There were no fairy children in the Realm. 185 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:11,968 Just humans they bargained away from their real parents. 186 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:13,803 Like me. 187 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:16,723 Being sent to you ruined everything. 188 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:18,224 I can't go back to the Fairy Realm, 189 00:09:18,307 --> 00:09:19,517 I don't fit in with humans. 190 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,686 Why do you think I work at an animal bar? 191 00:09:21,769 --> 00:09:25,440 No, really, really, I'm not judging you. 192 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:27,400 Trust me, I'm not judging you. 193 00:09:27,483 --> 00:09:31,112 Now you show up and want to make things even worse. 194 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:34,365 Look, it's too late for me to fix your fucked-up childhood. 195 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:36,075 But what we want to offer the Queen 196 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:39,912 would mean real peace for humans and fairies. 197 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:43,458 Maybe the distance between us can finally start to close. 198 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:47,253 And maybe then, you won't feel so alone. 199 00:09:47,336 --> 00:09:48,921 That's kind. 200 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:52,592 But just so you know, I'm not alone. 201 00:09:53,634 --> 00:09:54,677 MARGO: No, really. 202 00:09:55,803 --> 00:09:57,847 Bye, Margo. 203 00:09:57,930 --> 00:09:59,390 Bye, Humbledrum. 204 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,520 I love that bear. 205 00:10:04,812 --> 00:10:06,063 So do I. 206 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:09,942 Yeah, hooray for bears, but we were kind of having a moment. 207 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:14,238 No, honey, she "loves" him. 208 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:23,873 Uh, so not bear boss. Bear boyfriend? 209 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:27,919 Is that a thing in Fillory? 210 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:30,171 Apparently, very taboo. 211 00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:33,466 But like I told Humbledrum, as long as it's consensual, 212 00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:37,428 if I got my way, I'd say go hog-wild or bear-wild or bull-wild. 213 00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:39,972 He's very concerned about getting your approval. 214 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:43,559 I don't think he quite gets that you're not even Fray's real dad. 215 00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:47,855 Well, then... 216 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:52,902 I will say what I wish my father had said to me. 217 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:57,615 I'm so happy you're dating a bear. 218 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:03,913 Thanks... 219 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:05,248 Dad. 220 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,416 HUMBLEDRUM: Thanks, Fray's dad. 221 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,419 No problem. 222 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:13,047 ALICE: That's all the Librarian knows. 223 00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:15,299 We have to find someone who's been inside the castle. 224 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:16,843 So... 225 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:18,886 A god. You say that like it's easy. 226 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:22,306 Our Lady Underground hasn't answered me in months. 227 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:25,560 Yeah, the only way to track Bacchus down was his Instagram 228 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:28,980 and it looks like it got deleted for terms of service violations. 229 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,439 Nipples, apparently. 230 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:31,899 Well, that's bullshit. 231 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:33,651 I'll ask Dean Fogg. 232 00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:38,114 If I can catch him when he's sober, maybe. 233 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,786 She's lying. 234 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:46,205 Not about the god stuff, that's true. 235 00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:47,665 It's what she's leaving out. 236 00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:51,627 They have some sort of metal thing called a "Siphon." 237 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:55,172 She's supposed to charge it up by ripping out Julia's power, 238 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:56,883 which could kill her. 239 00:11:57,466 --> 00:12:00,553 She didn't seem psyched about the idea, but she didn't say no. 240 00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:03,764 So, now what? 241 00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:19,572 PENNY 23: What's that? Truth Key? 242 00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:23,242 If it was, I'd tell you to go away. 243 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:25,286 Unity. 244 00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:28,372 The walkie-talkie key. 245 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:30,541 You're trying to talk to the other Penny. 246 00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:35,087 No offense... You're the "other Penny". 247 00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:38,841 Look. 248 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:44,597 I don't blame you. You're just trying to survive. 249 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:48,684 It's... It's everyone else. 250 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:52,396 Acting like finding you is enough, 251 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:57,735 when our Penny, the real Penny, is out there. 252 00:12:58,402 --> 00:13:00,112 Down there. 253 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:02,949 And maybe if... 254 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:07,036 If we talk to him, we could help him. 255 00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,249 What? 256 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:16,128 Just... All that shit that you did for the other me. 257 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:18,631 The only person that would have done that for me 258 00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:21,634 on my timeline is Julia. 259 00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:24,804 Yeah, well... 260 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,389 (SNIFFLES) 261 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,724 Our Julia is different. 262 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:33,646 She is not the person you loved. 263 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:36,524 You don't owe me anything. 264 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:42,196 But for what it's worth, it'd be helpful if you explained it. 265 00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:43,948 How she's different. 266 00:13:58,546 --> 00:13:59,797 What about Reynard? 267 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:04,301 What happened to him after OLU. took him away? 268 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:05,803 I don't know. 269 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:10,349 But it was his spark that Our Lady gave to Julia. 270 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,351 I know it's not about me. 271 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,938 None of it ever really felt about me. 272 00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:20,568 So I've, uh... 273 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:25,448 Never really known how to deal with how angry I am at all of it. 274 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,075 Wait, so he could be out there? 275 00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:33,330 Still a god, but powerless? 276 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:34,749 I guess. 277 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,837 And only gods know what's behind the door. 278 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,469 No. 279 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,806 We have to find Reynard. 280 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:53,017 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 281 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,643 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 282 00:14:57,813 --> 00:15:00,775 Thank you for coming. I actually have nothing to say to you. 283 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,526 I know what you want. 284 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,237 And I can't give it to you. 285 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,405 We get it. 286 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:09,075 Humans will chop you up and snort your innards. 287 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,368 But not all humans are like that, you know that. 288 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:12,453 FEN: We aren't. 289 00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:14,622 I told Julia about our key 290 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:17,875 to give you all a chance to give up on your quest. 291 00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,752 We aren't questing, we are surrendering. 292 00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:21,212 We are giving you what you want, 293 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:25,591 a nice, quiet, moist-as-hell spot on Fillory for you to settle. 294 00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,510 And you give us the key. 295 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:30,179 Or... I walk away. 296 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,598 And when the Lorians, Floaters, and Western Hordes 297 00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:36,143 are done with Fillory, I can take it. 298 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,645 All of it. 299 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:40,773 Our lifespans dwarf even the dwarves. 300 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:43,734 We can wait for what we want. 301 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:46,737 Oh, but you can't, can you? 302 00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:50,366 You see, Fray, well, she told us 303 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:53,119 that there are no fairy children in your realm. 304 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:56,413 So... That's a prob. 305 00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:59,500 ELIOT: That's why you planted your eggs in the Northern Orchard, isn't it? 306 00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:01,585 You can't reproduce in the Fairy Realm. 307 00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,963 Without Fillory, you go extinct. 308 00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,800 MARGO: Fine, ignore the problem. 309 00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:10,302 Your egg hole's only getting dustier. 310 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,805 You no longer speak for the people of Fillory. 311 00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:15,766 Tick Pickwick does. 312 00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:18,102 And he has no interest in a deal. 313 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:23,149 If you want my key, come back with a crown. 314 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:24,859 Or an army. 315 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:33,242 I pray to you, Our Lady Underground. 316 00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:36,787 Please don't be withholding for once. 317 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,664 (INDISTINCT WHISPERS) 318 00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:40,124 DEAN: God damn it! 319 00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:41,417 Hello? 320 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,751 (WHISPERING STOPS) 321 00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:49,216 JULIA: Dean Fogg? 322 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,303 Were you talking in here? 323 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,889 No, I was not. Why? 324 00:16:56,640 --> 00:17:01,854 I... I woke up this morning with this ringing in my ears. 325 00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,856 You should get that checked. 326 00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:05,983 By someone who isn't me. 327 00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:07,693 But it's not just that. 328 00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:11,155 I can feel what other people are feeling. 329 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:16,327 You were given the power of a god. 330 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:20,706 Spiritual people might say that you're hearing prayers. 331 00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:23,709 I heard you. 332 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,546 I felt something coming from you. 333 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,507 What, exactly? 334 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:31,675 Desperation. 335 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:32,843 (CHUCKLES) 336 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,595 Look, I think that I'm supposed to help you... 337 00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:37,598 No, I do not need your help. 338 00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:39,391 Yes, you do. 339 00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:41,268 Your eyes... 340 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:44,647 Were injured magically, and fixing them with magic risks changing 341 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,482 the very core of who I am. 342 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:47,775 Do you understand? 343 00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:49,068 Yes. 344 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:53,447 If you did it, or another Magician. 345 00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:56,367 But that's not what I am, exactly. 346 00:17:56,450 --> 00:18:00,162 If I'm hearing prayers, I'm supposed to do something about them. 347 00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:02,748 Why give me this otherwise? 348 00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:18,514 (SIGHING HEAVILY) 349 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,789 (WIND BLOWING) 350 00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:52,339 You know, I put a little leftover pigeon in my taco, 351 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:55,551 and it's really... Really bad. 352 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:58,762 MARGO: We need the key to get back magic. 353 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,723 We need our thrones to get the key. 354 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,975 We need magic to get our thrones. 355 00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:05,644 It is an ouroboros of ass. 356 00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:08,731 Maybe King Idri and the Stone Queen will back our claims. 357 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,442 We defeat Tick's army, storm the castle... 358 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:12,526 JOSH: Yes, and, 359 00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:15,112 what if we replace the part where we kill everyone with... 360 00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:17,656 Oh, off the top of my head, democracy? 361 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:20,075 Like we were going to do before magic got borked? 362 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,952 Tick's the only one who can call for an election, 363 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,787 and he's got nothing to gain. 364 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,833 Oh, he'll call for it, all right. 365 00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:30,169 Josh, I need you to go to Kinko's. 366 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,881 PICKWICK: Election? What is this? 367 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:36,925 There are thousands of them. 368 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,427 They were falling from the sky. 369 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:42,097 Over villages, farms, a brothel... 370 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:45,768 I... Happened to... Be walking by. 371 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,561 Collect them all and burn them. 372 00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:49,646 Of course, your grumpiness. 373 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:53,859 But as Abigail wisely reminded me, 374 00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:56,528 the citizens now believe they're getting elections. 375 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:59,156 You'd have to be the one to announce they're not. 376 00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:03,952 Given the revolutionary mood the people have been in recently... 377 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:06,997 Your plan worked. 378 00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:09,750 Tick already started putting up his own campaign flyers. 379 00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:12,711 Of course it worked. Giving people shit is easy. 380 00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:14,838 Taking it away is almost impossible. 381 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:17,508 Like Obama care. 382 00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:18,801 Or herpes. 383 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,886 ELIOT: Too true, Bambi. 384 00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:26,016 Speaking of difficult conversations with a former lover, do you have a second? 385 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,060 Why the fuck shouldn't my name be on that ballot? 386 00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:30,187 Because we are running for king. 387 00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:32,731 We can call the job whatever we want after we win it. 388 00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:36,068 It has been a struggle to bring this place into the 20th century. 389 00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:37,152 Yes, 20th, 390 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,446 because when we got here, it was straight-up Dark Ages, 391 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:40,739 and we have to start somewhere. 392 00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:42,533 Yeah, we're really civilizing them. 393 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,576 What should we teach them next, to outlaw abortion? 394 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,995 Women don't want to work? Wage gaps? Thigh gaps? 395 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,665 Fillory is patriarchal. 396 00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:52,167 And we've got to put our best foot forward. 397 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,919 And I'm sorry, but in this case, 398 00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:56,338 our foot should have a dick. 399 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:01,593 What, Josh? 400 00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:05,472 Do you have some patronizing bullshit to tell me, too? 401 00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:08,475 No. Could you drop me off at the Earth portal tree? 402 00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:10,519 I have an idea, but I need... 403 00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:12,146 JULIA: Me? 404 00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:13,522 How did you... 405 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:16,066 Yeah, I have no idea. 406 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,151 Hi, Margo. 407 00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:19,194 I felt you needed my help. 408 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:23,782 And now I'm here. It's been a weird day. 409 00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:26,618 JULIA: Can't believe I did this. 410 00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:29,955 This forest fed so many people. 411 00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:33,792 Not for nothing, but when I was at my lowest point, 412 00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:35,544 that tiny spell you showed me, 413 00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:37,963 it's what got me back in the fight. 414 00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:42,634 Magic is the thing that makes the Children of Earth special. 415 00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:45,304 All I'm asking is, try. 416 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,728 (SIGHS) 417 00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:01,653 (GROUND CRACKING) 418 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,715 (GROUND RUMBLING) 419 00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:44,154 Vote Children of Earth. 420 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:48,617 Vote Children of Earth. 421 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,705 Vote the Children of Earth! 422 00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:57,000 Step right up, grab a poster. 423 00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:58,794 (INDISTINCT WHISPERS) 424 00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:09,638 We need to talk. 425 00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:10,973 Look, Quentin... 426 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:12,766 What is a Siphon? 427 00:23:12,849 --> 00:23:15,060 And why do you need Julia to power it? 428 00:23:15,143 --> 00:23:16,353 You spied on me? 429 00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:17,813 What does it do? 430 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:22,276 It's a safeguard. That's all. 431 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,861 The Library wants to turn magic back on. 432 00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:26,238 And once it's back on, they want to make sure 433 00:23:26,321 --> 00:23:29,366 it doesn't get used for the wrong things by the wrong people. 434 00:23:29,449 --> 00:23:31,368 So, the Siphon diverts 435 00:23:31,451 --> 00:23:35,497 magic to the Library so that they can choose who can use it? 436 00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:39,918 Look, you took a test to get into Brakebills. 437 00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:42,004 If you failed, you would have gotten sent away, 438 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:43,630 with no memory of magic. 439 00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:45,299 Happily ignorant. 440 00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:51,138 But because a group of smart individuals made a judgment call, they let you in. 441 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:54,683 Why should the Library get to choose? 442 00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:56,268 They're corrupt, they're killers. 443 00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:57,811 Yeah, so are we. 444 00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:02,566 At least they have the information, the perspective. 445 00:24:03,734 --> 00:24:07,029 You love magic, and you're probably the best there is at it. 446 00:24:07,904 --> 00:24:10,115 You're terrified of what you'll do with it. 447 00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:12,242 I have reason to be. 448 00:24:12,326 --> 00:24:14,870 I don't know everything that you did as a Niff in, 449 00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:19,291 but I know that people make mistakes so that they can change and do better. 450 00:24:19,374 --> 00:24:21,668 But only if they're given the chance. 451 00:24:21,752 --> 00:24:24,880 Taking away choice is not the answer. 452 00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:30,135 There are seven keys, and we have eight questers. 453 00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:32,638 We can do this without you, and we will. 454 00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:34,765 Unless you give me the Siphon. 455 00:24:52,532 --> 00:24:54,826 Just remember that when magic was turned off, 456 00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:56,995 your dad went into remission, Q. 457 00:24:57,079 --> 00:24:58,413 And once you turn it back on, 458 00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:01,208 his cancer comes back, and he dies. 459 00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:11,134 Straw polls are in, and our ratings are way up. 460 00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:12,844 I mean, off the charts. 461 00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:15,681 Julia has done us the solidest solid. 462 00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:19,184 After the trees, she grew food for the starving peasants. 463 00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:20,602 She fixed the dry wells. 464 00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:23,980 She even helped this one guy's bajanked case of head lice. 465 00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:28,402 I mean, Children of Earth are back on top! 466 00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:30,112 (JOSH EXCLAIMS) 467 00:25:31,571 --> 00:25:35,992 Her Flealessness suggests that your time as high king has been so brief, 468 00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:39,496 the Fillorian people don't yet know what you stand for. 469 00:25:39,579 --> 00:25:41,289 I stand for them. 470 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:43,792 I stand for economic stability. 471 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:47,129 For a solid, well-researched strategy. 472 00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:49,506 PICKWICK: That's it. 473 00:25:49,589 --> 00:25:52,718 I'm going to tell them, in detail, my plan. 474 00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:55,429 Rafe, write this down. 475 00:25:55,971 --> 00:26:01,601 My fellow Fillorians, I hereby set forth my policy to restore 476 00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:05,480 economic and societal growth to a reunified Fillory... 477 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:10,402 Blah, blah, blah, blah. (SIGHS) So uninspiring. 478 00:26:10,485 --> 00:26:14,364 Does he really think he can win by boring them to death? 479 00:26:14,448 --> 00:26:15,532 Josh! 480 00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:19,327 I hereby declare all native Fillorians 481 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:22,038 shall receive ten free sacks of grain every year. 482 00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:24,541 MARGO: And how exactly are we supposed to grow that much grain, 483 00:26:24,624 --> 00:26:26,251 even with magic? 484 00:26:26,334 --> 00:26:28,962 You're making a promise you can't keep. 485 00:26:29,045 --> 00:26:31,798 Bambi, first rule of politics on Earth. 486 00:26:31,882 --> 00:26:33,258 All you have to do is say it. 487 00:26:33,341 --> 00:26:35,761 It doesn't have to be true. (EXCITED CHATTER) 488 00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:39,389 I hereby declare, under my administration, 489 00:26:39,473 --> 00:26:42,267 low-interest loans for all new infrastructure. 490 00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:44,186 Easy. No-interest loans. 491 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:45,896 And we're going to build Fillory's first... 492 00:26:45,979 --> 00:26:47,981 "Power... Plants." 493 00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:51,818 Like, geraniums? 494 00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:57,032 Will Tick's granular policies keep you warm at night? 495 00:26:57,115 --> 00:26:58,825 No. You know what will? 496 00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:01,203 Extending the Fillorian summer. 497 00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:03,246 My proposition for growth in new sectors... 498 00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:05,290 Free healthcare for all ! Based on rigorous 499 00:27:05,373 --> 00:27:07,375 survey research... Champagne fountains 500 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,503 in every village. PICKWICK: The abatement of dependency 501 00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:10,879 on the Golden Goose standard. 502 00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:11,963 Wealth! 503 00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:15,175 PICKWICK: Regulation of agricultural waste to prevent environmental runoff. 504 00:27:15,258 --> 00:27:18,428 Feasts. Annual famine and rampant poverty. 505 00:27:18,512 --> 00:27:19,596 Boat parties! 506 00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:21,973 ALL: Three cheers for Eliot! 507 00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:24,142 Hooray, hooray, hooray! 508 00:27:24,226 --> 00:27:27,896 Eliot, I am so sorry. What is it? 509 00:27:27,979 --> 00:27:29,356 Tick's campaign just leaked 510 00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:31,274 the transcript from your trial. 511 00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:34,653 You mean the one where he called Fillory "a malodorous shithole"? 512 00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:37,072 FEN: It's already hit the posts. 513 00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:42,202 Son of a Pickwick. 514 00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:48,458 KADY: Julia, what the fuck... 515 00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:50,961 JULIA: There's a little boy in Syracuse. 516 00:27:52,254 --> 00:27:54,506 I can feel his parents praying. 517 00:27:55,507 --> 00:28:00,929 I know if I just focus enough, I can bring down his fever. 518 00:28:01,012 --> 00:28:05,600 I feel bad interrupting this. 519 00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:07,936 But we need your help with something. 520 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:10,188 Finding Reynard. 521 00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:13,149 I know. 522 00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:16,319 But we need to talk to a god. 523 00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:17,904 I want to help you, but... 524 00:28:17,988 --> 00:28:19,114 KADY: Julia. 525 00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:21,616 You have all the power now. 526 00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:24,411 Yeah, but he's still a trickster. 527 00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:26,454 We don't know what he's capable of. 528 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:31,793 Look, nobody hates that he's still alive more than me. 529 00:28:32,294 --> 00:28:37,007 But if we don't do it, we're at a complete standstill. 530 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:41,595 All you'd have to do is locate him, 531 00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:45,599 power up Penny's tattoos, and we'll take it from there. 532 00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:47,559 You can also say no. 533 00:28:52,439 --> 00:28:54,232 I'm not going to send you there alone. 534 00:28:54,316 --> 00:28:55,317 Great. 535 00:28:56,776 --> 00:28:58,403 All right, I'll get the stuff for the locator. 536 00:28:58,486 --> 00:28:59,738 There's no need. 537 00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:03,241 I can feel him with my mind. 538 00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:06,077 You guys ready? 539 00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:07,412 Wait, what are you... 540 00:29:08,246 --> 00:29:09,456 (WIND WHOOSHING) 541 00:29:13,209 --> 00:29:14,711 This is the place. 542 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:16,963 He's nearby. 543 00:29:17,297 --> 00:29:20,175 I have to say, this is pretty disappointing. 544 00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:21,468 Yeah. 545 00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:26,097 We were all kind of hoping to find Reynard showering in a Russian prison. 546 00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:33,897 (GRUNTS) (ALARM BEEPING) 547 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,362 Oh, shit. 548 00:29:43,698 --> 00:29:47,911 PENNY 23: Roxane Gay, bell hooks, feminist lit? 549 00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:51,081 What, are you saving these 550 00:29:51,164 --> 00:29:53,041 for a rapist book-burning party? 551 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:54,751 I've changed. 552 00:29:54,834 --> 00:29:57,545 Living amongst the humans has given me 553 00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:59,297 a whole new perspective. 554 00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:04,052 You're still a liar and pathetic, but I guess you always were. 555 00:30:04,135 --> 00:30:05,345 (SIGHS) 556 00:30:06,221 --> 00:30:07,847 Why are you here? 557 00:30:08,556 --> 00:30:11,267 What could I have that you could possibly want? 558 00:30:11,351 --> 00:30:14,354 Let's talk about the Castle at the End of the World. 559 00:30:14,437 --> 00:30:15,689 What's inside? 560 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:17,857 How do you guys know about that place? 561 00:30:17,941 --> 00:30:19,609 Answer her question. 562 00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:22,195 You're not thinking of going there, are you? 563 00:30:22,278 --> 00:30:24,239 You know there's a reason the gods had the Architect 564 00:30:24,322 --> 00:30:25,991 put it at the end of the world? 565 00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:27,158 "The Architect"? 566 00:30:28,368 --> 00:30:29,786 It's not for you little guys to know. 567 00:30:29,869 --> 00:30:31,204 It's funny... 568 00:30:31,705 --> 00:30:34,207 'Cause from where I stand, you're the little guy now. 569 00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:36,918 (LAUGHING) 570 00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:40,463 You have all my power, and look at you. 571 00:30:40,547 --> 00:30:43,508 Trying to handle something you cannot handle. 572 00:30:43,591 --> 00:30:46,678 You should have kept your mouth shut and stayed in your place. 573 00:30:46,761 --> 00:30:49,097 You've gotten yourself into some real trouble now. 574 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:50,724 You think it's easy being a god? 575 00:30:54,477 --> 00:30:55,770 You feel that? 576 00:30:56,521 --> 00:31:00,025 Your tiny spark 577 00:31:00,150 --> 00:31:05,363 has grown bigger in me than it could have ever in you. 578 00:31:05,447 --> 00:31:06,489 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 579 00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,783 You want the truth about the Castle? 580 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:11,619 The Castle's where the gods put the stuff they made before us. 581 00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,455 The stuff that didn't work out. 582 00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:16,207 Mistakes that never should have happened. 583 00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:18,376 Kinda like you. I hope you do go. 584 00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:21,087 Open that door, see what happens! 585 00:31:21,171 --> 00:31:22,964 (WHISTLE BLOWING) 586 00:31:24,257 --> 00:31:25,550 No! 587 00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:37,771 Recognize it? 588 00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:41,608 Yeah. 589 00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:44,402 I made it to kill him. 590 00:31:44,486 --> 00:31:46,738 How did you get this? 591 00:31:46,821 --> 00:31:49,532 Did Our Lady give it to you? 592 00:31:49,657 --> 00:31:52,285 (BREATHES HEAVILY) Of course not. 593 00:31:52,368 --> 00:31:54,496 My mother left me here to rot. 594 00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:56,748 My stepfather Hades was the only one that took pity on me. 595 00:31:56,831 --> 00:31:59,667 He slipped me that gun to shoot myself in case of emergency. 596 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,419 I'm still a god. 597 00:32:01,503 --> 00:32:03,755 Limp or not, we're hard to kill. 598 00:32:08,635 --> 00:32:11,513 What are you willing to bet this god-killing bullet 599 00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:13,556 will work on the monster in the Castle? 600 00:32:15,683 --> 00:32:17,352 The fate of the world? 601 00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:20,105 That's good enough for me. 602 00:32:22,232 --> 00:32:23,608 Whoa, that's it? 603 00:32:24,734 --> 00:32:26,402 You're just going to leave him there? 604 00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:29,239 After what he did to the both of you? 605 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:31,407 Shoot him. 606 00:32:34,410 --> 00:32:35,870 Kady, you wanted this. 607 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:39,249 I wanted him to be punished for what he did. 608 00:32:42,293 --> 00:32:43,545 And he is. 609 00:32:44,587 --> 00:32:45,880 Leave him here. 610 00:32:56,891 --> 00:33:00,311 I am here to deliver the official election results. 611 00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:03,565 Eliot has lost. 612 00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:05,608 Shocker. 613 00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:07,360 Uh... 614 00:33:07,443 --> 00:33:09,946 Tick has also lost. 615 00:33:10,488 --> 00:33:11,531 Um, what? 616 00:33:11,614 --> 00:33:13,533 Our new High King... 617 00:33:14,576 --> 00:33:15,785 Is Margo. 618 00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:23,877 But I... I wasn't even on the ballot. 619 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,879 You won as a write-in. 620 00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:27,505 Who wrote me in? 621 00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:29,424 The talking animals. 622 00:33:29,507 --> 00:33:32,218 It seems you were the only human on the campaign trail 623 00:33:32,302 --> 00:33:34,929 who stopped to listen to their concerns. 624 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,223 You mean that drunk bear? 625 00:33:37,307 --> 00:33:41,060 Humbledrum is a highly respected member of the community. 626 00:33:41,144 --> 00:33:47,275 You see, there are certain taboo subjects you broached with him. 627 00:33:47,358 --> 00:33:49,277 Bestiality? 628 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,321 The talking animals believe 629 00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:53,323 that if they were allowed to inter-marry with humans, 630 00:33:53,406 --> 00:33:56,242 then humans will finally see them as equals. 631 00:33:56,326 --> 00:34:02,290 None of us were brave enough to speak out in support of the cause, until you. 632 00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:07,587 You really love that sloth, don't you? 633 00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:14,344 So the human vote basically means nothing in Fillory. 634 00:34:14,427 --> 00:34:17,472 Considering there's never been an election or census before, 635 00:34:17,555 --> 00:34:20,892 we had no idea there were only 50,000 humans in Fillory, 636 00:34:20,975 --> 00:34:25,605 and upwards of a million talking animals. 637 00:34:25,688 --> 00:34:27,690 So... Yes. 638 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:32,737 On behalf of Abigail, let me be the first 639 00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:36,366 to swear loyalty to the new administration. 640 00:34:38,952 --> 00:34:39,953 El... 641 00:34:43,581 --> 00:34:44,791 I'm so sorry. 642 00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:57,345 And allow me to be the second. 643 00:34:58,346 --> 00:35:02,016 High King Margo. Long may you reign. 644 00:35:05,061 --> 00:35:06,187 (WHIMPERS) 645 00:35:08,064 --> 00:35:10,191 (CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) 646 00:35:13,611 --> 00:35:15,655 (WHOOPING AND CHEERING) 647 00:35:42,348 --> 00:35:43,766 Hey, Tick. 648 00:35:43,850 --> 00:35:47,645 I intend to choose Death by a Thousand Pokes. 649 00:35:47,729 --> 00:35:50,398 They say you only feel the first hundred or so. 650 00:35:50,481 --> 00:35:51,983 Tick, we're not going to execute you. 651 00:35:52,066 --> 00:35:54,068 If you proved anything during your campaign, 652 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:57,905 it's that Fillory needs a policy wonk like you. 653 00:35:57,989 --> 00:36:00,992 You're still bitch-listed, but... 654 00:36:01,075 --> 00:36:03,202 King Margo would like you in her cabinet. 655 00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:04,579 (GASPS) 656 00:36:05,038 --> 00:36:09,625 With a full 24-hour security detail watching everything you do. 657 00:36:09,709 --> 00:36:12,879 We don't trust you, but we need you. 658 00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:18,551 (CHUCKLES) 659 00:36:18,926 --> 00:36:21,971 Citizenship for every fairy, full protection of the law, 660 00:36:22,055 --> 00:36:23,639 and a seat in the government. 661 00:36:23,723 --> 00:36:24,932 But we need the key. 662 00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:26,768 And you shall have it. 663 00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:29,812 Once the last fairies have been moved to our new home. 664 00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:33,858 I always saw something in you. 665 00:36:34,734 --> 00:36:37,528 Even when you didn't see it in yourself. 666 00:36:39,781 --> 00:36:41,699 Now, perhaps you will. 667 00:36:41,783 --> 00:36:42,825 (GASPS) 668 00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:49,499 (GASPS) 669 00:36:50,917 --> 00:36:52,794 MARGO: You gave me... 670 00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:57,632 I can... I can see all sorts of things. 671 00:36:57,715 --> 00:36:58,841 It's a fairy eye. 672 00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:03,137 A gift you will learn to understand in time. 673 00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:06,516 But one you must hide in plain sight. 674 00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:09,185 (GASPS SOFTLY) 675 00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,106 Could I maybe get some fairy toes? 676 00:37:13,189 --> 00:37:14,649 Hello? 677 00:37:32,291 --> 00:37:33,459 MARGO: Cranky as shit. 678 00:37:33,543 --> 00:37:34,919 JOSH: Just take a little off the top. 679 00:37:35,002 --> 00:37:36,712 MARGO: I just collapsed my entire rental. 680 00:37:36,796 --> 00:37:38,923 QUENTIN: Last time, we were... Oh, my God... 681 00:37:39,006 --> 00:37:40,508 JOSH: Are we supposed to sing again? 682 00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:42,427 ELIOT: Holy shit, no. MARGO: We've got news! 683 00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:44,053 Penny, is that you? PENNY: Yeah. 684 00:37:44,137 --> 00:37:45,930 MARGO: We just got the last key from the fairies. 685 00:37:46,013 --> 00:37:48,933 Okay, everyone just shut up! It's Penny. 686 00:37:49,016 --> 00:37:50,476 All right, look, listen. 687 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:51,811 I don't know how much time we have. 688 00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:53,604 PENNY: Kady. But I'm going to get you out 689 00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:56,107 of the Underworld, no matter what it takes, I promise. 690 00:37:56,190 --> 00:37:58,609 PENNY 23: Kady. I love you. 691 00:37:58,693 --> 00:38:00,611 This is Penny 23. 692 00:38:02,613 --> 00:38:05,950 The key replaced my Penny with you. 693 00:38:06,033 --> 00:38:08,870 Look, I'm really sorry. 694 00:38:11,998 --> 00:38:13,207 (CLATTERS) 695 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:14,750 (BREATH TREMBLES) 696 00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:16,836 JULIA: This is it. 697 00:38:17,545 --> 00:38:19,046 The end of the story. 698 00:38:20,047 --> 00:38:22,133 Floodgates of magic, ready to be opened. 699 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:25,803 Q? What's up, what's wrong? 700 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:32,852 The quest is supposed to change us. 701 00:38:32,935 --> 00:38:35,146 I've sacrificed everything that it wanted me to 702 00:38:35,229 --> 00:38:37,815 up to this point, and I... I can't... 703 00:38:37,899 --> 00:38:39,650 You thought that when you got here, 704 00:38:39,734 --> 00:38:43,863 you'd be 150% sure you were doing the right thing. 705 00:38:44,655 --> 00:38:46,782 Now, you're only somewhere around 70%. 706 00:38:46,866 --> 00:38:49,577 Because you're worried about your dad. 707 00:38:51,704 --> 00:38:53,039 Party trick. 708 00:38:54,248 --> 00:38:56,501 I just feel things. 709 00:38:56,959 --> 00:38:59,795 I heard you healed Dean Fogg's eyes. 710 00:38:59,879 --> 00:39:01,422 Maybe... 711 00:39:01,506 --> 00:39:03,758 I could heal your dad? 712 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:07,595 Right now, he's perfectly healthy. 713 00:39:07,678 --> 00:39:09,347 There's nothing to do. 714 00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:13,142 If magic comes back, 715 00:39:13,226 --> 00:39:17,688 a lot of dominoes will fall in ways that we can't predict. 716 00:39:17,772 --> 00:39:20,358 I don't know if I'll be able to help or not. 717 00:39:21,609 --> 00:39:22,902 It's the deal. 718 00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:26,030 Sorry it's vague. 719 00:39:29,075 --> 00:39:31,077 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 720 00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:39,252 What if the thing that the quest wants me to be is cold? 721 00:39:41,837 --> 00:39:45,550 Being willing to sacrifice the people I love? 722 00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:53,558 Then the quest fucked up when it chose Quentin Cold water. 723 00:39:55,726 --> 00:39:56,727 Maybe. 724 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:04,610 It's all real. 725 00:40:07,363 --> 00:40:09,615 The Chatwins and Fillory. 726 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,410 I've been there. 727 00:40:12,493 --> 00:40:17,206 I... I sat on a throne in Whitespire, and I... 728 00:40:17,999 --> 00:40:19,792 I explored the Flying Forest. 729 00:40:19,875 --> 00:40:23,671 And I... Met Ember and Umber. 730 00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:24,839 (CHUCKLES) 731 00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:28,593 I remember reading you those books. 732 00:40:30,011 --> 00:40:31,470 Curly Q... 733 00:40:32,305 --> 00:40:34,765 If all that's out there... 734 00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:37,393 What are you doing here? 735 00:40:37,476 --> 00:40:39,437 I'm on a quest. 736 00:40:40,187 --> 00:40:41,647 TED: In New Jersey? 737 00:40:44,734 --> 00:40:46,652 I have a problem. 738 00:40:48,029 --> 00:40:50,197 And I don't know what to do. 739 00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:53,367 No matter what choice I make, somebody gets hurt. 740 00:40:54,952 --> 00:40:56,078 Magic's gone. 741 00:40:57,371 --> 00:40:58,456 Isn't it? 742 00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:02,460 I'm not like you. I'm not a Magician. 743 00:41:02,918 --> 00:41:05,046 But I could feel it when it was gone. 744 00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:07,840 And I knew it wasn't a coincidence 745 00:41:07,923 --> 00:41:10,885 when I went into remission a week later. 746 00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:12,011 QUENTIN: You're right. 747 00:41:12,345 --> 00:41:14,347 My friends and I were trying to fix it. 748 00:41:14,430 --> 00:41:16,223 And how's that been going? 749 00:41:16,557 --> 00:41:18,476 We're getting really close. 750 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,026 So are you here to ask my permission? 751 00:41:27,109 --> 00:41:28,235 To... 752 00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:31,405 Turn it back on? 753 00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:36,994 On this quest... 754 00:41:38,412 --> 00:41:40,414 I've lived a whole life. 755 00:41:43,876 --> 00:41:47,171 I grew old, and I got married. And I had a son. 756 00:41:48,422 --> 00:41:49,799 Who grew old. 757 00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:54,804 And what was all that for if it's not for this? 758 00:41:57,890 --> 00:42:02,061 No, I'm not here to ask for your permission. 759 00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:10,319 I wanted to look you in the eye 760 00:42:10,403 --> 00:42:12,279 and tell you that I'm sorry. 761 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:16,283 I don't know what's going to happen. 762 00:42:18,577 --> 00:42:20,788 But I'm going to do this. 763 00:42:27,086 --> 00:42:28,504 What was his name? 764 00:42:30,131 --> 00:42:31,257 Your son. 765 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,760 I named him after you. 766 00:42:34,784 --> 00:42:39,784 http://hiqve.com/ 57108

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