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QUENTIN: Previously on
The Magicians...
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Children of Earth have been making
a mess of things here for some time.
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(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
(MARGO GASPING)
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(MARGO SCREAMING)
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I'm your Queen!
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I demand that this triallpeasant
uprising be dismissed.
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Josh Hoberman, class of '16.
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Come with me
if you want to live.
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It has begun.
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Sorry.
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JULIA: Is that cocaine?
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It's the excretion of a
very rare magical creature.
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But, yes, you will
have to snort it.
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What creature?
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JULIA: A fairy?
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And I can't see her because
I've never made a fairy deal?
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My daughter's dead
because of them.
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You need to talk
to Irene's fairy.
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My name is Skye.
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Fen, what is it?
What do you see?
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FEN: It's her, it's Skye.
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Oh, God,
they cut off her leg.
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JULIA: That's what the powder
is made of.
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(MOUTHING)
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Weren't you supposed to
report to the Underworld
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branch of the Library anyway?
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Yeah, and I burned my body
to avoid that.
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(PANTING) Did you...
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Okay, come on.
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Alice, are you working
with the Library?
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(YELLING)
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Maybe we should've waited at
the mirror for a little while longer.
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I mean, maybe they survived
somehow. They didn't.
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Ask her.
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Harriet and Victoria
were in the bridge.
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I'm pretty sure
both mirrors shattered.
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Oh, my God. No.
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There's your answer.
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Where's your bag?
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I need the Truth Key.
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To see Penny,
if he made it back.
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All right.
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You found the Fourth Key?
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(SOFT FLUTTERING)
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Here we go.
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Okay. It's in code.
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Mmm.
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Be careful with that.
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(BREATHING HEAVILY) Penny?
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This looks familiar.
You know what? No.
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Not till you tell me what
you were doing in the Library.
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I was finishing something.
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Grand Unified Theory
of Magic.
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I needed information.
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Penny!
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Funny, 'cause there is
no magic to unify.
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Just let me see it again.
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No.
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I... I know what it is.
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Music.
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Music?
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Medieval music.
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(SIGHS)
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Here.
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Just give it
a minute, okay?
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(MEDIEVAL MELODY PLAYING)
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Sure you're playing it right?
Yes, I'm sure.
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Then you're an idiot.
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Back then the scale
didn't start at C.
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So that's an A.
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What?
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No, I just didn't know
that you had...
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Well, me and music
go way back.
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It's what my mom took her
clothes off to for money.
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And save the judgment.
She was good.
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And she liked it. And it
paid for piano lessons.
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(MEDIEVAL MELODY PLAYING)
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
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What? Where'd it go?
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No, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
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What the hell?
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ALICE: Where did
all these people come from?
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Who are they?
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I don't recognize them.
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What time is it, y'all?
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Todd.
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Yeah, it's time for the one,
the only King of Party o'clock!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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(SINGING) Can't wait for the
time When I could shed my skin
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You can't read my mind
But if you're wondering
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I'm somebody else,
you ain't met me before
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I'll put my real face on
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Open the door
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Wham, bam, here I am
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Demon of the glitter
and glam
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Yes, catch your breath
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Got you eating
out of my hand
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Wham, thank you, ma'am
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Now I'm here,
the party is on
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Wow, check me out
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Don't know what you got
till it's gone
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Guys, what took you so long?
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Pump the beat
through my veins
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Ain't no stopping me now
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Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am
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Now I'm here,
the party is on
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Wow, check us out
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Don't know what you got
till it's gone
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Need it up, need it up
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Turn the freakin' music up
Gone
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I think we've found Hell.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
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Whatever this is,
I don't have time.
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Where's the door?
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Really?
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(CROWD CHATTERING)
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QUENTIN:
All the clocks say 4:20.
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Well, it's not hell
for Josh.
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Why would the book
send us here?
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Where are we?
Guys.
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Great to see you.
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Seriously, it's been too long.
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Little word of advice, this is
a no-rules zone, except one.
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You gotta be the vibe.
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And the vibe
is fun-in-the-sun,
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and you can't throw shade,
capisce?
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I have no idea
what you just said.
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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Good to see you, uh...
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Where are we, exactly?
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And why
are they doing that?
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Okay, guys.
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(CHUCKLES) Guys, it's okay.
It's okay, all right?
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(MUMBLES)
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What Joshster
was telling you,
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it's all good
in the New World Order,
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but one rule, okay?
(MUSIC RESUMES)
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Have a blast, or adiós.
(CROWD CHATTERING)
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How do we "adiós, '' Todd?
There's no door.
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True, but the trade-off...
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Is this.
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Holy shit.
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Yeah, we're not just partying
'cause it's fun.
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Uh-uh.
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We're tearing it up 'cause
magic is back, my babies.
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah, it is.
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Whoo-hoo.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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How? I...
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Two words. "Who cares?"
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(WHOOSHES)
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Oh, my gosh,
this feels... (EXHALES)
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(WHOOSHING)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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That bone saw.
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The smith who forged it
must've been a monster.
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Fen, I did a whole line
of that fairy coke shit.
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All right?
We've gotta help.
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We can't.
Excuse me?
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I agree that what's being
done to the fairies is awful,
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but they are evil, and I told you
what they did to me, my daughter.
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And Julia,
they can't be enslaved.
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They can do magic.
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Yeah, but that
was in Fillory.
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You know, it's obviously
different here.
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Maybe--
Maybe they're different.
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And I can see them
without making a deal.
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How?
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(INDISTINCT CHANTING)
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What the fuck-me hell?
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You've been found guilty.
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By a marsupial in a wig
and a robe.
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PICKWICK: The judge
you requested for trial.
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The Wombat?
"Wombat"?
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Jesus, Tick, I said "combat."
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We wanted trial by combat.
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That is not, as you would say,
"a thing" in Fillory.
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Why do you think we went in
with Bingle, a mute swordsman?
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If we'd known
it was a wombat judge,
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we would've hired
a wombat lawyer.
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There is some good news.
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You are free...
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To choose the manner
of your execution.
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Tick.
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I don't mean
to sound snappish,
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but what part of that news
is remotely good?
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It's an honor only bestowed upon
the greatest of deposed monarchs.
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Let's see.
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The serrated spoon--
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Don't pick that one.
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The steep climb
up Fire Ant Mountain.
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I'd pick
the serrated spoon first.
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The Infinite Waterfall.
The Stone Crush.
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Wait.
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"Infinite Waterfall"?
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It's quite horrid, and wet.
(CHUCKLES)
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Right.
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But which death on your
little list takes the longest?
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The one with the word
"infinite" in it.
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Right?
Right.
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A lot of time to...
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Think on our royal sins
and repent.
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Plan on how best to...
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Meet death... Gracefully.
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As desired then.
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You will plummet through freezing
waters against walls of razor rocks,
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so you bleed out or drown,
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or if you're lucky,
just starve to death.
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I really don't think we
could've picked a better option.
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(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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(EXHALES) Feels really good.
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There's something
very wrong here.
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None of my locator spells
are working.
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I-- I don't know
where we are.
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How about I just blow
a hole in the wall?
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Sure, go ahead, but...
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(EXHALES SHARPLY)
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The only magic
that works here is--
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Party tricks.
ALICE: Yeah.
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Look, we're on the quest.
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So maybe there's a clue
in what we can and can't do.
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What we can't do is sit
around here getting blitzed
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on never-ending scotch.
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It's cognac, actually.
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Easy.
You, easy.
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For all I know, this is you.
Me?
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Yeah, doing shit for your
Library buddies to slow us down.
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QUENTIN:
Okay, hey, you know what?
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We're all pretty raw,
so why don't we have a drink?
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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ALICE: Wait a minute.
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QUENTIN: Whoa, whoa,
whoa...
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ALICE: Uh...
No, no, no, no, no.
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(GRUNTING)
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(MUTTERS)
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QUENTIN: No,
no, no, no. I'm not--
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(SINGING) Ha... Ha...
Happy birthday to you
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Happy birthday to you
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BOTH: Happy birthday, dear...
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Fun and amazing party hounds
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Happy birthday to you
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You
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(ALL CHEERING)
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(MUSIC RESUMES)
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There's Josh.
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We have
to figure this out now.
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We can't do it here.
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We gotta get him alone.
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ALICE: I can get him upstairs.
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Somebody has to stay here
and put on a show
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so that they don't pick up
on any bad vibes.
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Okay. You take the nerd.
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(EXHALES DEEPLY)
I got these bozos.
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I can thank good ol' Mom.
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Ah.
258
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,367
Here. Here, I--
259
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:48,411
(GASPS) Who are you?
260
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,037
How can you see me?
261
00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:51,664
I'm Julia.
262
00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:54,166
You've probably
seen me with Irene?
263
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,668
You're Skye.
264
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:58,129
My-- My friend Fen,
she told me about you,
265
00:13:58,212 --> 00:13:59,588
about what happened
to your leg.
266
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:02,299
I'm sorry, I'm very busy.
267
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:06,303
You clean their homes,
you cook their food,
268
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,431
and they take your leg
and grind it into powder
269
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,599
to snort so they can
do magic tricks.
270
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,811
I wanna help you
get out of here.
271
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:15,771
No.
272
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,648
No, this is the way.
273
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,859
We can't do magic.
274
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,318
We're helpless.
275
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,945
The McAllistairs,
they protect us.
276
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:26,615
No, the McAllistairs use you.
And they hurt you.
277
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,660
Mrs. McAllistair
will be angry if I'm late.
278
00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:33,205
I'm told that fairies
can do magic.
279
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:38,002
If that's true,
if I can show you that,
280
00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:41,881
it proves that the
McAllistairs have lied to you.
281
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,007
About everything.
282
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,471
Meet me in the lab as soon
as you can get away.
283
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:50,264
Deal?
284
00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:55,978
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
285
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,355
(JAZZ PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
286
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:14,371
(SINGING) Got my new gown
287
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:15,748
Got my hair--
288
00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:16,832
Wait.
289
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,543
Wrong key. Try E.
290
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,588
It's in A.
291
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,591
We like it in E.
292
00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:27,218
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
293
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:33,182
That's... An excellent idea.
(CHUCKLES)
294
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:34,391
Thank you.
295
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:35,935
I always felt
a connection.
296
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,686
Especially when you'd
glare at me
297
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,772
like you were trying
to kill me.
298
00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:41,941
I always thought
you were annoying.
299
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,944
Which turns out
to be my power move.
300
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,570
Yeah, just not today.
301
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,702
(SIGHS)
302
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:58,958
Got my new gown
303
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:03,295
Got my hair down
304
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:07,550
All I need, oh
305
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:12,054
Is the boy
306
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:15,391
Got my silk net
307
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:19,937
Got my heart set
308
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:25,151
Got my five yards
Of beaded crêpe de chine on
309
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:30,156
Now all I need's
a strong arm to lean on
310
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:35,452
If he'll just appear
311
00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:41,125
We'll use this big town
312
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:45,963
For a toy
313
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:48,465
And if
314
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,593
He'll say
315
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,803
My darling, I'm yours
316
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:55,014
I'll throw away
317
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:57,600
My silk nets
318
00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:02,313
Yes, and every bead
319
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:06,358
All I really need
320
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:10,070
Is the boy
321
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,155
Ugh!
322
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:17,411
Ugh.
323
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,000
Is this a thing
you guys are into?
324
00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,084
I'm not judging,
325
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,377
it's just a little
high school.
326
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:26,962
Oh, my God.
327
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:30,174
Is that the book?
328
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,092
Not here.
329
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,511
All right, of course.
It's not even our piano.
330
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,055
It's just a part
of all this.
331
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,723
I don't know what you guys
are babbling about.
332
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:39,391
I had it moved up here
so I could rehearse.
333
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:40,684
Hence the reason
it's in my room.
334
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:41,977
This isn't your room.
335
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,896
Yeah, Josh,
you're a Naturalist.
336
00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:45,731
This is not even your house.
337
00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:46,857
(SCOFFS)
338
00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,567
That's pretty much all
you know about me, right?
339
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:49,735
Where am I from?
340
00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:51,320
Where'd I go to undergrad?
341
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,697
When is the last time
we actually saw each other?
342
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,908
A couple of weeks ago? I--
343
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:57,910
Exactly. I texted,
I called.
344
00:17:57,993 --> 00:18:00,913
Over and over, to try to get back
with you guys and go on the quest.
345
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:02,581
Go ahead,
check your phones.
346
00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:05,751
I got one reply, from Julia.
347
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:07,378
Then nada from any of you.
348
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,713
And that's pretty much all
you think about me, right?
349
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,342
(EXHALES)
350
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:18,472
Got my new gown
351
00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:22,351
Got my hair down
352
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:26,605
All I need now
353
00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:31,277
Is the boy
354
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:35,322
Got my silk net...
355
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:37,700
Ventriloquist act.
Nice trick.
356
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,118
Is that even
your voice down there?
357
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:41,829
Brava.
358
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:44,623
You really contacted a lot.
359
00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:46,583
Sorry, we were just so--
360
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,294
Narcissistically up
your own asses?
361
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:51,297
Look, you ditched us
in Fillory, so it's not--
362
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,674
Not the same.
That was cowardice.
363
00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:55,426
Not indifference.
364
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:56,969
Look, it's fine. It's fine.
365
00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:59,680
Because we don't really know
each other, and now we don't need to.
366
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:01,849
Quest is over. Magic is back.
367
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,058
Okay, great, well,
368
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,727
then just magic yourself
out of those ropes.
369
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:05,853
(SCOFFS)
370
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,357
(GRUNTS) That is weird.
371
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:12,735
Josh, I know
you're a smart guy.
372
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,236
And you want to believe that
this is real
373
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,822
because it feels so good,
but this isn't life, okay?
374
00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:19,700
And I'm worried the longer you
stay here, the less you'll want to leave.
375
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:22,995
Look, he wants
to stay. Fine.
376
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:25,497
Just tell us how you got here
so we can get out.
377
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:39,636
Leave us.
378
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,221
(ELIOT SIGHS)
379
00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:44,516
(SIGHING) All right.
380
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,810
Good, good, good, good, good,
good, good.
381
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,313
You pickpocketed the key?
382
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:50,481
I did...
383
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:51,690
Not.
384
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,817
Wait till it gets dark,
that's better.
385
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:55,778
Let me stop you right there.
386
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,321
I will not be
helping you escape.
387
00:19:57,404 --> 00:20:00,157
In fact, I will not be
helping you with anything,
388
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,784
ever again.
Wait, what?
389
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,327
You're the worst.
390
00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:06,580
The absolute worst rulers
Fillory has ever had.
391
00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:08,290
Oh, come on.
Martin Chatwin?
392
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,626
All of you.
Children of Earth.
393
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,628
The divine prank
of Ember and Umber's.
394
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,463
And you know
what's truly infuriating?
395
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:17,716
How you always really believe
you have the right.
396
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,343
Look, we didn't make
the rules here.
397
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:20,844
We don't even like them.
398
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:24,098
Good, as they no longer
need to be followed.
399
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:27,810
No magic means
no more idiotic Earth rulers,
400
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,853
and I get my Kingdom back.
401
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:31,021
Your Kingdom?
402
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:33,440
I ran Fillory for years.
403
00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:34,691
(SCOFFS)
404
00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:36,151
Tick.
405
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,738
Maybe we can just
take a beat, okay?
406
00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:42,699
If there's something that
we did or didn't do,
407
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:46,787
or missed or fucked up,
don't you think after everything
408
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:47,996
that we have been through,
you couldn't just,
409
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,540
I don't know,
maybe talk to us?
410
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:53,168
I refuse to beg for what
I have waited to seize.
411
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,755
Now is the time.
412
00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:03,429
Muntjac, we are going
to the Infinite Waterfall.
413
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,347
As soon as we reach
the Point of No Return,
414
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:07,683
we'll put them in a lifeboat
and let the rapids
415
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,726
carry them over the edge.
416
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:12,229
And then finally
have a free Fillory
417
00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:15,983
of, for,
and by Fillorians like us.
418
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,402
What do you say?
419
00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:19,653
Allies?
420
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:21,572
(LAUGHS)
421
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,575
Her too?
422
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:28,036
Does everybody hate us?
423
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:31,248
All right, you've got us
guarded and locked down here.
424
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:33,792
You might as well
just undo these.
425
00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:35,043
I shall...
426
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,547
Not! (LAUGHING)
427
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:44,553
Okay, the "not" thing
is kind of arch.
428
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:02,654
How is this
not a terrible idea?
429
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:06,408
Fen, whatever they did,
they don't deserve to--
430
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,243
I mean, nobody deserves to--
431
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,328
(DOOR CREAKS OPEN)
432
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:13,749
Mrs. McAllistair is dining.
433
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,335
I have one hour.
(DOOR CLOSES)
434
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:17,669
Uh...
435
00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:22,466
Okay, um,
we won't push too hard.
436
00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:25,511
I just want to see
what you can do.
437
00:22:27,221 --> 00:22:32,726
So after I couldn't find Kady, I
called and called and called--
438
00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:35,646
Okay, we suck. Got it.
439
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,231
Next?
440
00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:40,400
I went back to Bacchus'.
Party was still raging.
441
00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:42,736
But no matter how hard
I hit the pharmaceuticals,
442
00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:45,739
I couldn't shake the fact that I
was ditched hard by you guys.
443
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,534
Which wasn't
exactly unfamiliar.
444
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:50,118
And, can you untie me?
445
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:52,871
You've made your point
and I can't feel my thumbs.
446
00:22:56,124 --> 00:22:58,293
It's a life theme for me,
I guess.
447
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:02,464
You know, my brother got us
tickets to that concert.
448
00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:05,467
Turned out to be the last one
Bowie did in the U.S.
449
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:06,552
I saw it.
450
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:09,054
It was amazing, wasn't it?
451
00:23:09,137 --> 00:23:10,681
It's what I heard
from my brother,
452
00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:12,599
who ditched me
to take Ann Posner.
453
00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:15,310
And even after they got back
and told me how great it was,
454
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,187
and that Bowie went
into the middle of the crowd
455
00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:20,399
to do Under Pressure, I
didn't feel as bad as I should've
456
00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:22,317
because I was just like,
"This is what happens.
457
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,111
"This is what's always
gonna happen."
458
00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:26,238
Can we just get back to
the part of how you got here?
459
00:23:28,699 --> 00:23:30,242
(MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING)
460
00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:39,167
Todd?
What's up, brother?
461
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,837
Not my dick. I gotta crash.
462
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:42,921
Hey, uh...
463
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,091
Let you in
on a little secret?
464
00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:48,927
(WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)
465
00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:52,097
Get the fuck out.
466
00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:53,307
(CHUCKLES)
467
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:57,352
Okay-- One, if I'm tripping,
keep me on a molly drip.
468
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,271
Two, who else knows?
469
00:23:59,354 --> 00:24:01,690
Three, how?
470
00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:06,486
(MUSIC PLAYING)
471
00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:09,531
One, you are not tripping.
472
00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:12,826
Two, everyone
who needs to know.
473
00:24:12,909 --> 00:24:14,161
And three...
474
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:15,412
(CHUCKLES)
475
00:24:15,495 --> 00:24:17,205
QUENTIN:
Wait, Todd has the Fifth Key?
476
00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:20,083
It's one of them.
I'm not sure.
477
00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:21,877
Well, let's get it.
478
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,003
Well...
479
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,131
The Key...
480
00:24:26,923 --> 00:24:29,509
Isn't the key to what
we're getting up to here.
481
00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:31,386
Okay, but that's
pretty important.
482
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,764
I need to tell my friends.
Are they here?
483
00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:38,143
And sorry, but how can magic be
back if you have one of the keys?
484
00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:39,478
(MUSIC STOPS)
485
00:24:39,936 --> 00:24:42,147
And why are they...
486
00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:43,523
Yes, we lived it.
487
00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:46,610
Uh, have a blast or... Adiós.
ALL: Adiós.
488
00:24:46,693 --> 00:24:48,862
That wasn't maybe a clue
all this was fake?
489
00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:51,365
It's not fake.
It's just different, okay?
490
00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:53,075
Magic comes back,
it's a little off.
491
00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:55,410
Things always evolve.
492
00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:57,079
(SINGING CONTINUES)
493
00:24:57,162 --> 00:25:01,833
...for a toy
494
00:25:03,710 --> 00:25:07,089
And if he'll say
495
00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:11,677
My darling I'm yours,
I'll throw away
496
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:15,639
My silk net, yes
497
00:25:15,806 --> 00:25:16,890
(MUSIC STOPS)
498
00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:19,851
Look, have you seen anybody
else you know other than Todd?
499
00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:21,061
Have you been outside?
500
00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:22,270
I mean, these guys are great.
501
00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:24,439
And I'll get a campus tour
as soon as..
502
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,775
Josh, this is
not Brakebills.
503
00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:31,321
And this Todd, very un-Todd.
(SCOFFS)
504
00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:34,700
The real Todd isn't creepily
bossy with a prancing army
505
00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:35,867
that turns psycho the--
506
00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:38,036
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
Oh, no.
507
00:25:44,751 --> 00:25:48,046
Okay, Josh, the quest
brought us here for a reason,
508
00:25:48,130 --> 00:25:51,258
and it's not to party to
death for Todd's pleasure.
509
00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:52,384
Wait, that's it.
510
00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,219
QUENTIN: What's it?
(CROWD SHOUTING OUTSIDE)
511
00:25:54,302 --> 00:25:55,846
Why Todd isn't Todd.
512
00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:57,013
I think--
(POUNDING ON DOOR)
513
00:25:57,097 --> 00:25:58,348
Shit.
514
00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:01,810
QUENTIN: Okay, look, we
have been total dicks to you,
515
00:26:01,893 --> 00:26:03,812
and I swear to you, we
are gonna make it up to you,
516
00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:05,313
but you have to
buy us some time
517
00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:06,523
so that we can
figure this out.
518
00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:08,275
Figure it out or don't,
but if you're right,
519
00:26:08,358 --> 00:26:11,528
and this is my own private
Idaho, I want you out of it.
520
00:26:13,864 --> 00:26:13,989
(ALL SHOUTING)
521
00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:15,991
(ALL SHOUTING)
522
00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:20,495
(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)
523
00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:24,875
Let's hustle.
524
00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:26,585
(ALL CHEERING)
525
00:26:38,638 --> 00:26:39,765
Ready?
526
00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:48,148
It's okay.
527
00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:50,233
Again.
528
00:26:51,985 --> 00:26:54,863
One, two, three.
529
00:26:58,492 --> 00:27:00,118
(SIGHS)
530
00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:04,581
This is silly.
531
00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:08,084
Maybe you're teaching
it wrong.
532
00:27:08,835 --> 00:27:14,007
I've never seen a fairy do all
that Magician-y finger bending.
533
00:27:14,090 --> 00:27:15,133
They are magic.
534
00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:16,718
They don't have to access it.
535
00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:19,721
They just get right to
the ruining-your-life part.
536
00:27:21,932 --> 00:27:22,933
Okay.
537
00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:27,229
Here. Give me your hand.
538
00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:34,694
Imagine a flower growing out
of the palm of your hand.
539
00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:37,739
But don't picture it
in your head.
540
00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:39,658
Picture it here.
541
00:27:40,408 --> 00:27:41,910
In the real world.
542
00:27:47,582 --> 00:27:50,418
(SINGING)
You might not ever get rich
543
00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:54,089
But let me tell you It's
better than digging a ditch
544
00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:56,758
Wait, Todd's a what?
A traumesser.
545
00:27:56,842 --> 00:27:58,093
It's from German
folktales.
546
00:27:58,176 --> 00:28:02,097
It's a demon who creates a pocket
world where all your fantasies come true,
547
00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:03,765
and then
feeds off your happiness.
548
00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:05,892
So, it's a joy junkie?
549
00:28:05,976 --> 00:28:09,187
Yeah, and it created all this
to mainline Josh.
550
00:28:09,271 --> 00:28:11,439
Who just happens
to look like Todd?
551
00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:13,024
It's also a shape-shifter.
552
00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:15,652
But how would it find
the Fifth Key and why?
553
00:28:15,735 --> 00:28:17,195
And, why would it hide it?
554
00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:18,280
ALICE: I don't know.
555
00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:20,282
It's not malevolent.
Well, for demons.
556
00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:23,577
Okay, so the demon
had the Fifth Key here.
557
00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:28,498
The book brought us here, so the--
The key has still gotta be here, right?
558
00:28:28,582 --> 00:28:32,168
(SIGHS) Ugh, boy,
not working in E.
559
00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:34,296
What?
No, just the-- The song.
560
00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:39,301
Not Todd has a fetish for...
E.
561
00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:40,385
The Fifth Key.
562
00:28:40,468 --> 00:28:41,469
But from A.
563
00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:46,933
(NOTE PLAYING)
564
00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:52,314
(EXHALES)
565
00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:56,276
Wait, wait. No fingers.
566
00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:01,698
Sometimes bad shit happens.
567
00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:05,452
Give it a sec.
568
00:29:06,536 --> 00:29:08,204
See if it tells us what it is.
569
00:29:21,509 --> 00:29:23,303
Honey, you don't have
to listen to Tick.
570
00:29:23,386 --> 00:29:24,804
You can just do
your own thing.
571
00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:28,099
Turn around, head home,
relax, whatevs.
572
00:29:28,975 --> 00:29:30,310
(BOAT RUMBLING)
573
00:29:34,481 --> 00:29:36,274
(EXHALES) Nothing.
574
00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:39,444
Maybe Tick
was right about us.
575
00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:43,406
I mean, what really
gave us the right?
576
00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:46,868
Hey, we didn't
make the world.
577
00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:49,871
It was baked by fucking
goat-meat nut jobs,
578
00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:51,581
so of course it's insane.
579
00:29:51,665 --> 00:29:54,793
And of course we're insane for
thinking we can make it better.
580
00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:56,336
But you know what?
What?
581
00:29:56,419 --> 00:29:57,754
We did.
582
00:29:58,546 --> 00:30:00,215
For a hot minute, we did.
583
00:30:00,298 --> 00:30:01,299
When?
584
00:30:01,383 --> 00:30:04,219
Right after you and Idri
sealed that deal.
585
00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:05,637
And he turned into a rat?
586
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,264
I said "one hot minute."
587
00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:12,102
I meant, literally one perfect
minute on this god-fucked rock.
588
00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:13,269
(LAUGHS)
589
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:16,022
And we can do it again.
We made it better.
590
00:30:16,106 --> 00:30:17,357
I mean, come on.
(SIGHS)
591
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,985
We've pretty much
only ever had each other.
592
00:30:20,318 --> 00:30:22,779
And that's gotten us through
pretty much everything.
593
00:30:22,862 --> 00:30:24,823
Mmm-hmm.
I mean, everything.
594
00:30:24,906 --> 00:30:26,199
Everything.
595
00:30:26,282 --> 00:30:29,536
(CHUCKLES)
Well, whatever happens,
596
00:30:29,619 --> 00:30:33,415
thank you for giving us
the time where we can finally
597
00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:37,961
just speak with no bullshit,
and I can just say...
598
00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:41,339
I love you, Margo.
599
00:30:42,465 --> 00:30:43,466
I know.
600
00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:53,351
We've reached the point
of no return.
601
00:30:53,435 --> 00:30:56,146
Please stop so we can
cast them off.
602
00:30:58,064 --> 00:31:00,442
Please. Stop.
603
00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:01,735
Please?
604
00:31:03,987 --> 00:31:06,448
I order you to stop,
this moment.
605
00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:08,491
I am your king.
606
00:31:08,575 --> 00:31:10,243
Stop right now.
607
00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:14,581
(RUMBLING CONTINUES)
608
00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:15,874
(WHIMPERS)
609
00:31:24,174 --> 00:31:25,216
(GASPS)
610
00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:40,982
My first Royal Proclamation.
611
00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:43,068
Scuttle all ships
that can think.
612
00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:44,486
Write that down!
613
00:31:46,488 --> 00:31:48,740
I don't suppose
you'd stop for me?
614
00:31:50,617 --> 00:31:52,118
(GASPS)
615
00:31:52,494 --> 00:31:53,495
Ah.
616
00:32:04,297 --> 00:32:05,423
Fuck this.
617
00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:07,050
(BUZZING)
618
00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:13,348
Holy shit.
619
00:32:16,643 --> 00:32:17,727
(GASPS)
620
00:32:24,818 --> 00:32:25,860
(RATTLING)
621
00:32:30,156 --> 00:32:31,199
(GASPS)
622
00:32:32,283 --> 00:32:33,785
(GASPS)
623
00:32:47,549 --> 00:32:49,050
The necklace.
624
00:32:50,593 --> 00:32:52,887
It kills them
when they use magic.
625
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,890
How could I not--
Your eyes.
626
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:56,975
Julia.
627
00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:59,102
The magic you just did.
628
00:32:59,185 --> 00:33:00,937
You didn't use your hands.
629
00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:02,147
How?
630
00:33:06,609 --> 00:33:08,403
I think I'm leveling up.
631
00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:12,532
(SINGING)
Working at the car wash
632
00:33:12,615 --> 00:33:15,577
Working at the car wash
Yeah
633
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:18,121
Come on down
and sing it with me
634
00:33:18,204 --> 00:33:19,414
Car wash
635
00:33:22,208 --> 00:33:24,669
Car wash, yeah
636
00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:26,087
(CHEERING AND WHOOPING)
637
00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:31,009
MAN: Dude, I'm new here, okay?
638
00:33:31,092 --> 00:33:32,719
I don't know
where the coffee is.
639
00:33:32,802 --> 00:33:34,929
I don't even know
if there is coffee here.
640
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:36,181
Penny.
641
00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:37,765
Wait, you hear him too?
Inside your head?
642
00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:40,268
Yeah, me too.
Penny, Penny!
643
00:33:40,351 --> 00:33:41,936
Wait, Kady?
644
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,605
Oh, my God, Penny,
where are you?
645
00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:46,191
I'm-- I'm in
the Underworld Library.
646
00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:48,443
Where are you?
How am I hearing you?
647
00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:50,278
I don't know,
but we can all hear you.
648
00:33:50,361 --> 00:33:52,614
Yeah, can you--
Can you hear all of us?
649
00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:55,491
Am I hallucinating? Um...
If you are, so am I.
650
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:57,535
Eliot, Margo?
ELIOT: Quentin?
651
00:33:57,994 --> 00:33:59,787
Penny? What's going on?
652
00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:02,582
Uh... Okay, it's the Fifth Key.
That must be what it does.
653
00:34:02,665 --> 00:34:04,584
It-- It links us all up.
654
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:11,674
Guys, I'm sure this is important,
but I almost killed somebody.
655
00:34:11,841 --> 00:34:14,552
And then somehow
froze her in time.
656
00:34:14,636 --> 00:34:16,846
And I'm not sure
what to do next.
657
00:34:16,930 --> 00:34:19,349
So just give me a sec.
658
00:34:19,432 --> 00:34:20,475
Hi.
659
00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:23,561
Well, we're chained to a boat
about to go over a waterfall.
660
00:34:23,645 --> 00:34:26,481
Yeah, complete
with lacerating rocks, so...
661
00:34:26,564 --> 00:34:28,107
Oh, shit,
the Infinite Waterfall.
662
00:34:28,191 --> 00:34:30,818
Not helping--
Wait, you guys have magic.
663
00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:32,320
Can you stop this boat?
664
00:34:32,403 --> 00:34:33,738
No, it's not
that kind of magic.
665
00:34:33,821 --> 00:34:36,616
Great, well, enjoy our
death screams, I guess.
666
00:34:36,699 --> 00:34:38,368
Hey, everybody out of my head.
667
00:34:38,451 --> 00:34:41,329
Josh... Oh, wait, wait,
wait, wait, I think--
668
00:34:41,412 --> 00:34:42,956
Look, look,
we go back to Brakebills.
669
00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:44,666
And then we get the Time Key,
and we reverse--
670
00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:46,209
No, no, no, we can't
go through the door.
671
00:34:46,292 --> 00:34:47,293
Why?
672
00:34:47,418 --> 00:34:49,337
QUENTIN: Because we are all
listening to each other.
673
00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:51,381
We're speaking to each other.
All eight of us.
674
00:34:51,464 --> 00:34:53,007
That...
675
00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:54,592
That's what it is,
it's unity.
676
00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:58,805
Uh... The quest brought us to
a world made for the Quester
677
00:34:58,888 --> 00:35:00,139
who always feels left behind.
678
00:35:00,223 --> 00:35:02,642
The key... The key needs us
to work together.
679
00:35:02,725 --> 00:35:04,269
Oh, bullshit!
680
00:35:05,395 --> 00:35:06,396
(MUSIC STOPS)
681
00:35:07,063 --> 00:35:09,274
You know, everything was great
until you guys got here,
682
00:35:09,357 --> 00:35:11,276
so just go.
Wait, who's that?
683
00:35:11,359 --> 00:35:12,860
Perfect, thank you, Penny.
684
00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:15,738
You know what? Fuck the rule.
685
00:35:15,822 --> 00:35:18,324
No, Josh, Josh,
just calm down, I--
686
00:35:18,408 --> 00:35:19,409
And fuck you!
687
00:35:19,492 --> 00:35:20,618
(CROWD MURMURING)
688
00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:24,080
(GRUNTING)
689
00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:29,836
No, no. No!
690
00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:31,546
Okay, everybody, listen.
691
00:35:31,629 --> 00:35:35,550
We have to save Josh and
convince him to come back with us.
692
00:35:35,633 --> 00:35:37,385
No idea
what you're talking about.
693
00:35:37,468 --> 00:35:39,554
All right, well, we've got
some life-and-death stakes
694
00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:41,139
of our own over here.
695
00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:44,350
Yes, we're all fucked
in our own way, like always.
696
00:35:44,434 --> 00:35:47,645
But if we do not do this,
then the quest is done.
697
00:35:48,354 --> 00:35:51,607
Okay, we have to work together
and we have to do it now.
698
00:35:51,691 --> 00:35:54,736
All right, it's gonna sound
weird, but just go with me.
699
00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:56,279
You're gonna hear music,
700
00:35:56,362 --> 00:35:58,281
and we're gonna make sure that
everyone knows the words,
701
00:35:58,364 --> 00:36:01,576
but every single one of us
has to sing.
702
00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:02,660
(MUSIC PLAYING)
703
00:36:03,202 --> 00:36:04,746
God, I hate you.
704
00:36:05,538 --> 00:36:07,457
JOSH: Stop! No.
705
00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:10,376
No! No, stop, stop!
706
00:36:10,585 --> 00:36:12,337
(GRUNTING CONTINUES)
(PUNCHES LANDING)
707
00:36:20,803 --> 00:36:22,430
(SCATTING)
708
00:36:28,936 --> 00:36:32,774
(SINGING)
Pressure pushing down on me
709
00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:36,861
Pressing down on you
No man ask for
710
00:36:36,944 --> 00:36:38,571
Under pressure
711
00:36:38,654 --> 00:36:42,950
That burns a building down
Splits a family in two
712
00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:45,328
Puts people on streets
713
00:36:45,995 --> 00:36:47,413
(SCATTING)
714
00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:53,711
Julia?
715
00:36:53,795 --> 00:36:55,838
That's the terror of knowing
716
00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:58,257
What this world is about
717
00:36:58,341 --> 00:37:00,635
Watching some good friends
718
00:37:00,718 --> 00:37:02,303
Screaming, "Let me out!"
719
00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:06,808
Pray tomorrow takes me higher
720
00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:10,770
Pressure on people
People on streets
721
00:37:11,479 --> 00:37:13,106
(SCATTING)
722
00:37:17,193 --> 00:37:19,862
Okay
723
00:37:19,946 --> 00:37:22,657
Chippin' around
724
00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:24,700
Kick my brains
around the floor
725
00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:29,122
These are the days
It never rains but it pours
726
00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:31,165
(SCATTING)
727
00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:38,589
People on streets
728
00:37:40,883 --> 00:37:42,635
People on streets
729
00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:48,474
It's the terror of knowing
What this world is about
730
00:37:48,558 --> 00:37:51,394
Watching some good friends
731
00:37:51,477 --> 00:37:53,688
Screaming let me out
732
00:37:53,771 --> 00:37:56,691
Pray tomorrow
takes me higher
733
00:37:56,774 --> 00:37:58,359
Higher high
734
00:37:58,443 --> 00:38:01,404
Pressure on people
People on streets
735
00:38:01,487 --> 00:38:02,905
God damn it, Penny.
736
00:38:04,198 --> 00:38:08,870
Turned away from it all
like a blind man
737
00:38:09,203 --> 00:38:12,832
Sat on a fence
but it don't work
738
00:38:12,915 --> 00:38:14,375
Keep coming up with love
739
00:38:14,459 --> 00:38:16,961
But it's so slashed
and torn
740
00:38:17,044 --> 00:38:18,671
Why
741
00:38:18,796 --> 00:38:22,884
Why Why (SCREAMING)
742
00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:31,517
Love love love love love
743
00:38:31,601 --> 00:38:35,855
Insanity laughs
Under pressure we're cracking
744
00:38:35,938 --> 00:38:39,108
Can't we give ourselves
one more chance
745
00:38:39,192 --> 00:38:43,529
Why can't we give love
That one more chance
746
00:38:43,613 --> 00:38:47,241
Why can't we give love
Give love, give love
747
00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:50,745
Give love, give love,
give love
748
00:38:50,828 --> 00:38:52,371
Give love, give love
749
00:38:52,455 --> 00:38:57,585
'Cause love's
such an old-fashioned word
750
00:38:57,668 --> 00:39:00,630
And love dares you
751
00:39:00,713 --> 00:39:02,798
To care for
752
00:39:02,882 --> 00:39:08,471
The people on the edge
of the night
753
00:39:08,554 --> 00:39:11,057
And love dares you
754
00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:18,105
To change our way
Of caring about ourselves
755
00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:21,943
This is our last dance
756
00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:26,280
This is our last dance
757
00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:29,700
This is ourselves
758
00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:31,452
Under pressure
759
00:39:34,288 --> 00:39:36,415
Under pressure
760
00:39:39,001 --> 00:39:40,253
Pressure
761
00:39:52,598 --> 00:39:53,933
(CHAINS CLINKING)
762
00:39:54,016 --> 00:39:55,268
Bowie fan?
763
00:39:55,685 --> 00:39:57,144
Margo fan.
764
00:39:57,895 --> 00:40:00,690
Well, he said
you'd ace it.
765
00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,149
Who said-- What?
766
00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:04,318
The only one
I'd do this for.
767
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:07,029
To be honest,
it was kind of a pain.
768
00:40:07,113 --> 00:40:10,116
Nothing personal, Josh,
but after a couple of weeks,
769
00:40:10,199 --> 00:40:12,743
I started having doubts
whether your friends would come
770
00:40:12,827 --> 00:40:14,662
or actually be worthy.
771
00:40:14,996 --> 00:40:17,123
Right, so this was
all a test?
772
00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:20,334
Everything's just a test.
Right, Pen?
773
00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:23,838
Penny?
774
00:40:24,463 --> 00:40:25,590
Penny, can you hear me?
775
00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:27,008
QUENTIN: Eliot, Margo?
776
00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:29,010
Wait, why can't we hear
each other anymore?
777
00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:33,806
I don't mean to be rude, but
pigging out on Josh's dream world
778
00:40:33,889 --> 00:40:36,350
has left me a little gassy.
779
00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:39,437
I need a little me-time
at the ashram.
780
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:40,605
So...
781
00:40:42,148 --> 00:40:45,443
Auf Weidersen.
Congratulations.
782
00:40:45,526 --> 00:40:47,153
Schnell, schnell.
783
00:40:55,411 --> 00:40:57,913
You can just feel the boring.
784
00:40:57,997 --> 00:41:00,374
Thank God. (SIGHS)
785
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,963
Wait, where is the Truth Key?
786
00:41:06,714 --> 00:41:08,007
Is it gone?
787
00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:11,802
Just needed to borrow it.
788
00:41:12,386 --> 00:41:13,679
Hey, guys.
789
00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:15,181
(SIGHS)
790
00:41:18,017 --> 00:41:20,853
Josh. You never
called me back.
791
00:41:20,936 --> 00:41:23,564
The old me
was a dick that way.
792
00:41:23,689 --> 00:41:25,316
(PAPER RUSTLING)
793
00:41:45,169 --> 00:41:46,295
Really?
794
00:41:53,803 --> 00:41:56,138
I missed a lot, didn't I?
795
00:41:57,682 --> 00:41:58,724
Yep.
796
00:41:58,748 --> 00:42:03,748
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