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ALICE: Previously
on The Magicians...
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FRIAR JOSEPH: As a Niff in,
you made enemies.
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One of them seeks you...
The Lamprey.
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You're down to
an early warning device.
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An alarm, if you will.
What is that, a joke?
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Cancer.
Call it cancer plus.
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Every time
you leave this branch,
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you go where
time moves normally,
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and where time progresses...
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So does my super cancer.
I know.
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I wanna do a spell.
A cheat day.
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I'm just putting it all
together.
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Just tell me what you think,
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and could you maybe try
a Russian accent?
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Mayakovsky.
That's a battery.
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That holds magical current.
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How many of those do you have?
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My people need help.
They sure do.
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I'll send you
on an epic quest.
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JULIA:
The Tale of the Seven Keys.
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Jules, this is our quest.
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And we're already on it.
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QUENTIN:
The Tale of the Seven Keys.
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Chapter one.
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"Long ago,
in a far-off kingdom,
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"lived the daughter
of a brave knight.
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"The knight
had always wanted a son
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"to whom he might
pass on his skills.
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"So, while father and daughter
loved one another,
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"she often felt herself
a disappointment to him.
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"One day, a witch
kidnapped the knight.
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"The daughter pleaded
with her to return him.
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"The witch said no,
but he could be rescued
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"if the girl could complete
a quest.
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"'There are seven keys, '
said the witch.
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"'Find them, and you can
open your father's prison...
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"'The Castle
At The End of the World. '
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"The witch told the daughter
the first key was to be found
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"on an island
beyond her kingdom,
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"so she sailed
past the Outer Islands.
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"And while the voyage
was treacherous,
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"her destination was more so,
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"for nothing was as it seemed
on After Island."
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Wow. Okay.
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So, then...
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QUENTIN:
Then...
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Jesus.
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This book is more withholding
than my last girlfriend.
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Right, so the first quest
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is in Fillory.
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Eliot's taking point.
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Yeah, but we should
be there with him.
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JOSH:
Hell, yeah, we should.
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Quests are not a solo op,
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and thanks to Dean Fogg and
the world's biggest FedEx bill,
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we've got the clock.
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So all we need is magic.
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Which is where you come in,
right?
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Wrong. I mean,
that would be like trying
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to power a Ferrari
on a drop of unleaded.
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So we power this puppy how?
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Mayakovsky.
Yes.
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Can I focus on something I
don't wanna punch in the face?
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He had four batteries
in Brakebills South.
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He said
that's all he had, but...
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He's a lying drunk,
so of course he had more.
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And he's been MIA
since magic got shut down.
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And if he's roaming the earth,
he's using them.
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If only to scam chicks.
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Any ideas where?
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No.
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I mean, magic might be dead,
but...
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Google isn't.
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So...
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We're out of dough.
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Moolah.
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Chedda.
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Money, people.
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Magic's gone.
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We can't even control the
gold-shitting beetles anymore,
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and now they've
declared themselves free
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and disappeared.
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We're about to be
a third world country
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on a planet with
two and a half countries.
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Yes, which is why the
Council and I are wondering
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why we're spending
so much money
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on a very old ship.
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Thank you for asking,
Queen Margo.
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The Muntjac is the fastest
boat in our ancient, leaky fleet,
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and the best way
to reach the Outer Islands,
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where taxes haven't
been collected in...
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46 years, 3 months,
and 7 days.
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So let's just be clear here
about how government works.
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We can't do anything
without money.
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Now, if there are
any dissenting opinions
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as to my royal order,
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I will remind the Council
that this is not a democracy.
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Truer words never spoken.
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And this meeting
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is to inform all assembled
here what I intend to do.
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We'll see.
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(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
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Me, either.
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(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
(UTENSILS CRASHING)
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(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
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Guys?
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Is that a hedge witch bar?
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Caught my eye.
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What...
Where'd you find this?
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YouTube. Urban Freakfest.
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Was just posted.
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(BEAR ROARS)
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WOMAN:
Stop it, Mischa, no!
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Okay, that's cool.
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Point one,
Mayakovsky's first name...
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Mischa.
Right.
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The "Joe" of Russia.
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Point two,
the symbol of Russia...
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A brown bear.
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Point three...
Recognize that?
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Yeah, that does kinda
look like...
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Yep. And point four...
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(GLASS SHATTERING)
(BEAR ROARS)
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That bear is a dick.
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Da.
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(CRASHING)
(SHOUTING)
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(CATS MEOWING)
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ALICE:
How old is this one?
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Moses is eight months.
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That's too old.
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What about...
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First, I... Need to know
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whether you have
fully accepted Jesus
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as your savior.
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Pardon?
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ALICE: What about this one?
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MAN:
Hester is five months.
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I'll take her.
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(PURRING)
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MAN:
I do need you to swear to me
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that you'll protect
this animal,
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and Hester shall see no evil.
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(DRILLING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(CLICKING)
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(HISSING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(GROANING)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(BEAR GROWLING)
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So, wait, Mayakovsky
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uses the last drops of magic
anywhere for a bar trick?
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Or maybe
someone did it to him.
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Or the bear
could just be a bear.
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Look, do you recognize
this place?
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(SCOFFS)
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You said you had
something else to show me?
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(STAMMERING)
Wait... How?
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I don't know,
but it's all I can do,
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which is almost worse
than nothing at all.
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But if Mayakovsky
was in New York City
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with a battery big enough
to turn himself into a bear,
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maybe there are more.
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And if Julia
could get her hands
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on one of those batteries...
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Then maybe
we could help Penny.
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That is a hedge bar.
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I was 86-ed,
so just get us in.
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Yeah, well, recent history
doesn't do much for your credibility
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when it comes to you, me,
and a plan.
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How sick is Penny?
Fuck you.
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Look, if Penny
doesn't need magic, go.
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D. Hey.
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Hey.
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It's good to see you, K.
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Yeah, you too.
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So, the bear?
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Yeah, that was weird.
I mean...
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I've seen weirder, but
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not in a while.
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It kinda gave me hope.
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Yeah.
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Do you remember
what happened right before?
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Yeah, you could smell
it first, then feel it.
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I mean,
everyone in here could.
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You know, it's like,
you're starving for two months
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and all of a sudden, steak's
on the grill, you know?
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The whole room
started buzzing
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and everyone zeroed in
on this drunk Russian guy
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and the girl he came in with.
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QUENTIN: Uh, is...
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Was that, um...
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Was that the guy?
DONOVAN: Yeah.
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Jeez, that guy's a prick.
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JULIA:
Wait, I'm sorry,
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are you saying
that it's possible
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he turned himself
into a bear?
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You know what?
That guy was so wasted.
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I don't think he knew
what he was doing.
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And the girl was
trying to control him,
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but she wasn't exactly sober,
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so it was a lot at once.
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Anything else
you can remember?
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She was way too young
for that guy.
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Wait, was that her?
Is that the girl?
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Yeah, that's her. Yep.
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All right, hey, I should
probably see her alone.
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Well... Emily,
even at her best,
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which she's probably
not right now, is a little...
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Crazy?
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Vulnerable.
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(PILLS RATTLING)
(SIGHS)
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(BELCHES)
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Wow, that
did not help at all.
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Maybe just give it a sec.
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I've given it a day.
(LAUGHS)
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'Course, I've been drunk
for about a week...
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So there's that.
Do you want a beer?
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Oh...
You do.
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You want one. Come on.
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So, how did you guys
end up at that bar?
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Oh, good story.
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Well, last week,
Mischa just showed up
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at my door...
Very dramatic,
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telling me how he was
free of the bond, he said,
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and that
he'd always loved me
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and he always would.
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Oh.
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Well, that's great.
Yeah!
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So after, you know,
a couple hours in bed...
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Just, like...
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We decided to celebrate.
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I remember the first
five or six bars,
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a hotel, I think,
or, some kind of room.
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Maybe it was an Uber.
Anyway.
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We got married.
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You...
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Wow.
Do you like? (LAUGHS)
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Congratulations.
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I...
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Yeah, I think after
how bad it was before,
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he felt like he had
to prove his love, you know?
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He had to... He had to...
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(IN RUSSIAN ACCENT)
Make it permanent.
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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Right.
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So how did he
become a bear?
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Oh, you know,
I don't know.
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I mean, 'cause that's some
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really powerful magic.
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Considering
that magic is dead.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, we met someone...
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At a bar, someone he owed...
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Something to.
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Maybe a battery?
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I don't know. Honestly.
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It was a woman.
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Yeah, I really had to pee,
259
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so I hit the ladies', and I
heard all this screaming.
260
00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:44,537
Next thing, he is...
He is...
261
00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:47,039
He's hulking
out of his clothes,
262
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:49,208
and he's getting all hairy.
263
00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:51,794
And he's now...
He's full bear, and he's...
264
00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:55,882
Just tearing
the place apart.
265
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:59,051
Right, but... So you think
it was that woman that...
266
00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:01,053
If it was,
and you find her,
267
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:03,055
could you rip
her fucking face off?
268
00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:06,809
Because now I am married
to a zoo animal.
269
00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,524
This better be good, Tick.
270
00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:21,824
Majesty,
271
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,492
I know something
of this vessel,
272
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,745
and I feel obligated
to, uh,
273
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,372
warn you.
274
00:12:32,376 --> 00:12:34,253
Can I please
just enjoy the fact
275
00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:36,797
that I have a beautiful boat
and I'm setting off
276
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,841
on a fabulous adventure
for just one second?
277
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,134
Of course, Sire.
278
00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:42,011
ELIOT: Good.
279
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:45,181
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
280
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,309
(CLEARS THROAT)
281
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,686
Parade in my head complete.
282
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,146
Make it rain.
283
00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:55,524
PICKWICK:
First and foremost,
284
00:12:55,691 --> 00:13:00,321
never forget this boat
is made from sentient trees
285
00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:03,866
and therefore has, well,
286
00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:05,576
a personality.
287
00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,453
And, uh...
288
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:08,955
Your Majesty.
289
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,456
Admiral Lacker.
290
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,000
Admiral.
291
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,128
Welcome
to the Muntjac, Sire.
292
00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:18,839
There's no faster boat
in all of Fillory
293
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:21,842
and certainly none more wise
in the ways of seafaring.
294
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,803
Fast. Wise.
295
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,221
You hear that, Tick?
296
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,935
LACKER:
If you'll follow me.
297
00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:36,065
Nice trick.
298
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,025
The Muntjac
designed herself
299
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:40,778
to explore, do battle,
and deceive.
300
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,698
She can carry threescore
most comfortably.
301
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:47,576
I sense she's most excited
for this journey.
302
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,454
(LOW RUMBLING)
303
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,290
Her heartwood, Sire.
(RHYTHMIC BEATING)
304
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,128
Happy to see us,
I think.
305
00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:06,470
ELIOT: I don't know, Tick.
306
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:07,680
Off your storm warning,
307
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:09,557
I was expecting
a Kan ye-level diva,
308
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,684
but I'm not even getting
a whiff of atty-patty.
309
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,102
Don't be fooled, Sire.
310
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:14,895
To use your parlance,
311
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,565
this boat can be
a bit of an...
312
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:19,483
Ass-ditch.
(CHUCKLES)
313
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,696
Ass-ditch?
314
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,781
Ass-trench?
315
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,325
Grave?
No.
316
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:30,077
Hole. Asshole!
317
00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:31,579
(SCREAMS)
Oh!
318
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,623
(PICKWICK EXCLAIMS)
319
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,083
You all right there, Tick?
320
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:38,210
Fine, Majesty.
321
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:41,172
ELIOT: We'll require
a master swordsman.
322
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:43,257
Bingle should be
more than adequate, Sire.
323
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:45,051
The one who won't talk?
324
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:46,552
My understanding is he feels
325
00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:48,721
any conversation impedes
concentration,
326
00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:51,015
which, as a swordsman,
is unmatched,
327
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:53,559
with 72 kills
and never a scratch on him.
328
00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:55,978
Well, you can't argue
with success.
329
00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:58,230
Or a swordsman who won't talk.
330
00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:02,818
Going somewhere, dear wife?
331
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:04,570
On the voyage with you.
332
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:07,114
After all, I found the boat.
333
00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:08,449
And I'm forever grateful,
334
00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:10,201
but I do not think
this is a good idea.
335
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:12,119
Why?
336
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:18,709
It's perhaps a concept
you're a little
337
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,753
too distracted to get.
338
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,465
It's an excellent idea.
339
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:27,009
I should know.
It was mine.
340
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:30,971
Any particular reason?
341
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,306
Yes.
342
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:35,434
But I don't actually
need one, do I?
343
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,354
It'll be wonderful, won't it?
344
00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:41,941
The sea, the sky. Us.
345
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,609
So romantic.
346
00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:45,653
Additionally...
Oh, Jesus.
347
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:48,697
I require someone I trust
to accompany you.
348
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:54,787
We call her Frail Human.
349
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:56,205
Fray for short.
350
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,165
Say hello, Fray.
351
00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:00,626
I'd like you to meet
your daughter.
352
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,586
What?
No.
353
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,088
ELIOT: Mmm-mmm.
FEN: No.
354
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,590
No.
Our child is a baby.
355
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,259
In the fairy realm,
356
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,845
time folds in on itself
and accelerates.
357
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:14,181
Fray, I'd like you to meet
358
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,058
your father and mother.
359
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,310
I think it's best
that you both know
360
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:21,272
I serve and am devoted
only to my queen.
361
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,233
And I feel nothing
for either of you.
362
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,237
(LAUGHS)
(LOG CLATTERS)
363
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:43,794
Ugh. God.
364
00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,296
What a cliché.
365
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,173
The baby
that becomes a teenager
366
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,340
practically overnight?
367
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,758
Right?
368
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,343
Angel.
Twilight.
369
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,761
Buffy.
Technically,
370
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,555
Buffy's sister
was never a baby.
371
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:55,764
She just appeared
out of nowhere
372
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,516
and oh, my God.
373
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,602
Two months without dick,
I sound like Quentin.
374
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,228
The point is,
375
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,856
only a creature from
the land TV forgot
376
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:05,357
would think
anybody would fall
377
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,693
for how shocking
and original this is.
378
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:09,820
So you don't think
Fray is your daughter?
379
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,114
(SCOFFS)
Do you see any resemblance?
380
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:15,576
I see your wife swooning.
381
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:18,996
Three hours ago,
my wife was burping a log.
382
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,207
Still.
383
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,125
She has a quality.
384
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:27,129
Called unearned
imperiousness.
385
00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:30,424
Your defining characteristic.
386
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,134
Until you earned it.
387
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,427
Don't tell me you're
falling for this shit.
388
00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:35,596
I mean, look,
I'm just saying.
389
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:37,264
On the off chance
she is yours,
390
00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:38,599
you're not gonna strand her
391
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:40,726
or lock her up
or throw her overboard.
392
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:43,812
I will do any of the above
and worse if she disobeys me.
393
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,231
Disobeys what, Father?
Jesus fuck!
394
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:46,690
(CLEARS THROAT)
395
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,067
Never do that.
396
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,821
Mmm ! Bingle.
397
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:57,660
You take good care of
your king and his crew, okay?
398
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:00,329
Mmm-hmm.
399
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:02,790
(SIGHS SHARPLY)
400
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,961
Now, one last thing.
401
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:12,633
What you're doing
is very heroic.
402
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:14,760
Now, I mean that.
403
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:19,390
But what's the difference
between a live hero
404
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:21,267
and a dead moron?
405
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:24,520
Food tasters?
406
00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:27,022
No.
407
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:32,403
One dumb decision.
408
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,657
So when it's be brave
409
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:38,534
or be smart...
410
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:42,621
You know which one, okay?
411
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,551
A woman.
That's not a lot.
412
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,304
Except someone
has big magic, so...
413
00:18:58,387 --> 00:18:59,555
Or had.
414
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,307
It could've all got
used up on Mayakovsky.
415
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:02,558
No, I don't think so.
416
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:03,892
The hedges,
417
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,602
they're all going crazy
with rumors
418
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:08,188
that magic is happening
all over the city.
419
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:12,276
Central Park sex magic make-out
sessions devolving into orgy.
420
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,111
Fuck. Why didn't I
ever do that?
421
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,739
And at St. Brennan's,
422
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:19,033
someone conjured
a dinosaur.
423
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,368
Yeah, I mean,
424
00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:23,704
both places, the rumor is,
it's a female Magician.
425
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:27,750
White, 30s, a little off
her rocker.
426
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,836
Okay, well we should
split up and cover both.
427
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:32,629
Yeah.
428
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:35,174
You're taking sex magic,
aren't you?
429
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:37,634
Let's go.
430
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,473
BOY: It was awesome.
Wait. What was, hon?
431
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:44,516
What magazine do you
write for again?
432
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,894
National Geographic.
433
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:49,855
A dinosaur, right there
in the courtyard.
434
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:51,690
You wouldn't happen to know
435
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,525
what kind of dinosaur,
would you?
436
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:56,862
One of the kids drew a picture
of what we all wanted.
437
00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:59,281
We made it up,
and she made it real.
438
00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:00,991
And how big?
439
00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:02,826
And how hungry...
440
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,537
Medium.
And it's a herbivore.
441
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,247
That's good to know.
442
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:09,875
We named it Androsaurus.
443
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:13,379
So it looks like half man,
half dinosaur?
444
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:14,546
How'd you know?
445
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:15,964
Well, andro,
it's Greek for...
446
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,716
I think I need
to see some credentials.
447
00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:19,885
(DISTANT ROARING)
448
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:21,011
CHILD: Dinosaur!
449
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,764
CHILD 2: There it is!
WOMAN: Wait, wait. Stop.
450
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,309
Get away
from the window!
451
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,061
(ROARING)
452
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:30,729
Come on.
453
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,439
Come on.
What?
454
00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:33,774
Maybe it'll go
to whoever conjured it.
455
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,609
Come on.
Slow down!
456
00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:37,403
KADY: Let's go!
457
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:41,615
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
458
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,373
I honestly wake up
in the morning and pretty much
459
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:51,500
nothing I think
is going to happen, happens.
460
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,460
Shh ! Shut up.
(ROARING)
461
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:56,505
(FAINT SNARLING)
462
00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:59,049
JOSH:
Okay, just don't go so fast.
463
00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:10,477
Better?
464
00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:11,979
Well,
465
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:15,649
I have nothing left to puke,
so technically I'm...
466
00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:16,859
Aye, aye.
467
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:21,947
You should get some rest.
468
00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:23,615
In a bit.
469
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,117
Fen.
470
00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:29,621
I know you have
your doubts, but...
471
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,623
She has your eyes.
472
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:34,626
In that she has
two facing forward,
473
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,545
yes, she's got my eyes.
474
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,464
She's ours.
475
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:40,382
I feel it.
476
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:42,217
You don't?
477
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:47,014
I want to. I do.
478
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,808
But all I know is that
479
00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:55,355
she is huge
for a two-month-old.
480
00:21:57,399 --> 00:22:00,819
Look, she is a spy
for the Fairy Queen.
481
00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:03,780
It's probably better
if she's not our daughter.
482
00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:07,659
All my life, I've wanted
a family of my own.
483
00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:10,746
And I know this isn't ideal.
484
00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:13,749
We've missed so much
with her, but...
485
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:16,126
It's not her fault.
486
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,921
She needs the one thing
in life she's never had.
487
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,380
Manners?
488
00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:22,174
Love.
489
00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:35,312
(WOMEN MOANING)
490
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,037
Hi, excuse me,
491
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:54,122
I was just...
I don't mean to interrupt.
492
00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:57,459
Oh ! No, no.
I'm... I'm not interested.
493
00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:58,627
But thanks
for the offer though.
494
00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:00,003
That's very kind.
495
00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:03,799
Hi, I know this might be
a little awkward,
496
00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:05,968
maybe not the best time.
No, I was just wondering
497
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:07,052
if maybe you had seen someone.
498
00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:08,262
Hi, sorry.
499
00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:11,265
I just wanted to ask
if maybe one of you...
500
00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:14,101
All right, super helpful.
501
00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:16,186
Appreciate... Whoa.
502
00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:18,605
No, no, no, no, no.
On.
503
00:23:19,022 --> 00:23:20,607
You okay?
Yeah.
504
00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:21,692
Yeah.
Okay.
505
00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:22,818
Okay.
I don't...
506
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:23,944
I don't know
what just happened.
507
00:23:24,027 --> 00:23:25,112
I'm just gonna...
508
00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:26,280
I feel...
509
00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:27,698
Let's do a lap.
510
00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:37,040
ELIOT: I still don't think
it's a good idea
511
00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:38,542
for you two to come along.
512
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:40,210
Our first
family trip.
513
00:23:40,294 --> 00:23:41,837
Oh, God.
514
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,463
Are you crying?
515
00:23:49,886 --> 00:23:52,556
I hereby declare
After Island
516
00:23:52,639 --> 00:23:54,766
a province of Fillory!
517
00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:56,977
(PERSON COUGHS)
518
00:23:59,896 --> 00:24:01,231
Hello.
519
00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:03,066
I'm your new king.
520
00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:08,947
No need to bow or cheer.
521
00:24:09,031 --> 00:24:11,241
I have an extremely healthy
self-image.
522
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:16,622
Where's your leader?
523
00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:19,166
Governor? Mayor?
524
00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:20,292
Tin pot dictator?
525
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:25,005
Father Poe is in prayer,
preparing.
526
00:24:25,088 --> 00:24:27,132
For?
The attack.
527
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,468
By?
528
00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:31,845
The... The monster.
529
00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:33,805
Of course.
530
00:24:34,931 --> 00:24:36,308
WOMAN: Husband,
531
00:24:36,391 --> 00:24:38,018
we should offer our king
refreshment.
532
00:24:38,101 --> 00:24:40,604
Let's just get back
to the monster thing
533
00:24:40,687 --> 00:24:42,189
for just one second.
534
00:24:42,272 --> 00:24:45,442
It... It tries
to kill us every few days.
535
00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:47,861
That's troubling.
536
00:24:47,944 --> 00:24:50,947
Father Poe will protect us,
as always.
537
00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:53,575
Now he'll protect you as well.
538
00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:57,913
Do you like roasted boar?
539
00:25:01,124 --> 00:25:03,210
Just stop it.
No means no.
540
00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:04,378
Come on.
541
00:25:05,796 --> 00:25:07,172
Alice?
542
00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:10,175
Shit.
Alice, hey.
543
00:25:10,258 --> 00:25:12,803
How did you...
What are you doing here?
544
00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:14,179
Same as you, I guess.
545
00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:16,390
Following
all this crazy magic,
546
00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:18,350
hoping it leads
to Mayakovsky's batteries.
547
00:25:18,433 --> 00:25:19,685
(PEOPLE MOANING)
548
00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:22,437
By yourself?
549
00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:24,356
Took four of us to...
550
00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:26,066
Well, you are Alice Quinn.
551
00:25:26,149 --> 00:25:27,734
Yeah, whoever that is now.
552
00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:30,696
Can I just say something?
No!
553
00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:32,280
(PEOPLE MOANING)
554
00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:36,910
Okay.
555
00:25:38,161 --> 00:25:39,788
One question.
556
00:25:39,871 --> 00:25:41,248
(MEOWS)
557
00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:43,917
I needed a pet.
Is that so weird?
558
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,168
All right,
559
00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:49,089
everybody who's doing what
you're doing to each other,
560
00:25:49,172 --> 00:25:51,758
stop immediately,
or you will be arrested.
561
00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:54,886
Hey.
Hey.
562
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:57,639
Did you get anything?
563
00:25:57,723 --> 00:25:59,099
Uh, so,
564
00:25:59,182 --> 00:26:00,726
this was cast by a woman,
clearly,
565
00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:02,436
although the Muggles
didn't know that.
566
00:26:02,769 --> 00:26:05,063
They said she was talking
about the loss of magic,
567
00:26:05,147 --> 00:26:07,065
and the need for wonder.
568
00:26:07,149 --> 00:26:08,692
Okay, did you
get a name, or...
569
00:26:08,775 --> 00:26:10,402
No, just that she was asking
570
00:26:10,485 --> 00:26:12,195
where the nearest building
was to jump off of.
571
00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:13,697
The old post office on 58th.
572
00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:15,866
How do you know that?
573
00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:18,118
Abandoned building, easy
roof access, and great views.
574
00:26:18,201 --> 00:26:19,786
It was the number one
midtown spot
575
00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:22,080
when I was into that kind
of thing as a possibility.
576
00:26:29,045 --> 00:26:30,380
(INAUDIBLE)
577
00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:45,270
Greetings, Your Majesty.
578
00:26:49,065 --> 00:26:50,358
Father Poe.
579
00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:56,740
I understand you have
a bit of a monster issue.
580
00:26:58,784 --> 00:27:02,245
I'd be happy to send my navy,
but first,
581
00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:05,832
I'm looking for something.
582
00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:10,670
(WHISPERING)
A golden key.
583
00:27:21,097 --> 00:27:22,182
It can't be that easy.
584
00:27:22,265 --> 00:27:24,017
I'm sorry, Sire,
585
00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:26,853
it's impossible for me
to give you this.
586
00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:29,481
Oh, well...
(CLEARS THROAT)
587
00:27:30,857 --> 00:27:32,442
As your new monarch,
588
00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:35,111
I'm afraid I have to insist.
589
00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:40,951
It's the only thing
keeping us alive.
590
00:27:42,953 --> 00:27:44,830
(RUSTLING)
591
00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:46,456
MAN: It's coming back!
592
00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:48,291
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
593
00:27:55,590 --> 00:27:57,259
Holy shit.
594
00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:00,136
Call 911.
595
00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:02,222
Wait, are you... Q!
596
00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:03,640
Q, what are you...
597
00:28:06,017 --> 00:28:07,352
(ROARING)
598
00:28:07,435 --> 00:28:08,436
POE:
Majesty, I urge you.
599
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:09,521
Hide!
600
00:28:10,647 --> 00:28:12,732
(GROWLING)
601
00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:20,115
(ROARING)
602
00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:21,908
(PRAYING INDISTINCTLY)
603
00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:30,458
(PANTING)
604
00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:33,169
Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hey!
605
00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:35,380
Quentin?
606
00:28:35,463 --> 00:28:36,631
Professor Lipson?
607
00:28:39,301 --> 00:28:40,594
Hey, it's nice
to see you, um...
608
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:41,928
Stop!
609
00:28:42,012 --> 00:28:43,430
(PANTING HEAVILY)
610
00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:54,816
(CHANTING)
(ROARING)
611
00:29:06,828 --> 00:29:08,788
Oh, Jesus. It's Lipson.
612
00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:10,707
Who?
613
00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:12,751
Please.
614
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:15,253
You don't wanna do this.
615
00:29:15,795 --> 00:29:16,838
(PANTING HEAVILY)
616
00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:20,842
Not after you just made
such beautiful magic.
617
00:29:21,968 --> 00:29:23,094
Magic is dead.
618
00:29:23,178 --> 00:29:26,181
No, but it's not, and you
proved that today, right?
619
00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:27,974
With Mayakovsky's battery.
620
00:29:28,808 --> 00:29:29,976
It's not his.
621
00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:31,227
It's mine.
622
00:29:31,311 --> 00:29:33,229
Yes, of course,
of course it is.
623
00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:35,231
Do you think that he could
make this without me?
624
00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:38,109
Where do you think he got the
living metal in Antarctica?
625
00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:39,861
Me. Me.
626
00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:43,323
Everything he asked for,
I gave him everything.
627
00:29:43,406 --> 00:29:45,158
The fucking bastard!
628
00:29:45,241 --> 00:29:46,618
Yes, God, totally.
629
00:29:47,243 --> 00:29:48,370
I told him...
630
00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:50,956
I was the one that told him
that this day would come,
631
00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:52,123
that it wouldn't last.
632
00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:53,333
And that was so smart.
633
00:29:53,416 --> 00:29:54,542
We all...
We should've seen that.
634
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:55,669
And then he walks in there
635
00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:59,005
with that fucking slut,
that whore!
636
00:29:59,089 --> 00:30:00,090
Calling her his wife?
637
00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:02,342
The goddamn world
is ending!
638
00:30:02,425 --> 00:30:04,135
And all we have is each other,
639
00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:06,888
and he does this to me now!
640
00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:09,933
Look, he is the worst,
and he got what he deserved,
641
00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:11,977
but I get what you did.
You were raging
642
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,355
against the dying
of the light.
643
00:30:16,272 --> 00:30:18,274
Yes. Yes.
644
00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:20,902
We really didn't know
how good we had it, did we?
645
00:30:21,611 --> 00:30:23,613
We whined and complained
646
00:30:23,697 --> 00:30:26,992
about everything
that magic couldn't do
647
00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:29,285
because we couldn't see
that a world without it was
648
00:30:30,745 --> 00:30:33,832
dark and mean and pointless.
649
00:30:34,124 --> 00:30:36,584
Yeah. Exactly.
650
00:30:38,044 --> 00:30:39,045
QUENTIN: Whoa, no, no!
Please, please.
651
00:30:39,129 --> 00:30:40,213
(PEOPLE GASPING)
652
00:30:41,297 --> 00:30:42,716
It was me.
It was my fault, okay?
653
00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:44,217
And I'm going to fix it.
654
00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:45,552
Look, we've already...
We've started...
655
00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:48,138
You can't fix this, Quentin.
656
00:30:48,221 --> 00:30:49,222
It's over. It's over.
657
00:30:49,305 --> 00:30:50,598
This. This is all there is.
658
00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:53,727
And I used it
to give joy to sick kids,
659
00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:57,480
and to bring love to strangers
who were dead inside.
660
00:30:57,564 --> 00:30:59,315
And you know what?
I hope he sees.
661
00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:02,736
I hope he sees and knows
that I used all of it
662
00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:05,030
for something that he would
never use!
663
00:31:05,447 --> 00:31:07,407
Look, he got
what he deserved, okay?
664
00:31:07,490 --> 00:31:10,368
Honestly, I think that it was
brilliant turning him into a bear.
665
00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:15,331
A bear? What?
What are you talking about?
666
00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:17,709
In the bar,
when you met him,
667
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,837
and he brought Emily,
and he gave you that,
668
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,005
and you turned him in...
669
00:31:23,673 --> 00:31:25,216
God, I don't know
what you're talking about.
670
00:31:25,759 --> 00:31:27,218
(SIRENS WAILING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
671
00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:32,015
(SCREAMS)
(PEOPLE GASP)
672
00:31:32,098 --> 00:31:33,558
(SCREAMING)
Quentin, let me go!
673
00:31:34,350 --> 00:31:35,477
Let me go!
674
00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:38,855
Quentin!
675
00:31:53,787 --> 00:31:55,455
Yeah, then we lost it
on Madison.
676
00:31:55,538 --> 00:31:57,540
I still think it went into
that falafel place.
677
00:31:57,707 --> 00:31:59,334
No, you were hungry.
678
00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:00,585
So was he.
679
00:32:00,668 --> 00:32:02,462
And it was
a vegan falafel place,
680
00:32:02,545 --> 00:32:05,173
so, herbivore.
Logic. Whatever.
681
00:32:05,256 --> 00:32:06,633
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
682
00:32:07,425 --> 00:32:08,468
KADY: Hello?
683
00:32:08,551 --> 00:32:11,054
He's what? Where?
684
00:32:13,139 --> 00:32:15,642
Okay, not to be
a cold-hearted bastard,
685
00:32:15,725 --> 00:32:17,352
but I'm
a cold-hearted bastard.
686
00:32:17,435 --> 00:32:18,853
The battery?
687
00:32:22,857 --> 00:32:24,526
Well, that's just unfair.
688
00:32:26,152 --> 00:32:27,695
There's something that...
689
00:32:28,571 --> 00:32:30,573
I told Lipson that
I thought it was great
690
00:32:30,657 --> 00:32:32,367
that she turned
Mayakovsky into a bear,
691
00:32:32,450 --> 00:32:34,160
and she had no idea
what I was talking about.
692
00:32:34,244 --> 00:32:35,954
Well, yeah,
because she's insane.
693
00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:37,747
Well, I just,
694
00:32:37,831 --> 00:32:39,749
I don't think
that she did it.
695
00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:41,459
Then who did?
696
00:32:42,418 --> 00:32:43,753
Someone else at the bar.
697
00:32:43,837 --> 00:32:45,713
Who had another battery?
698
00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:48,633
Yeah, but is...
699
00:32:48,716 --> 00:32:49,759
Oh, God.
700
00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:52,011
(CAT SNARLING)
701
00:32:56,182 --> 00:32:57,267
What...
(CAT HISSING)
702
00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:12,740
(INDISTINCT POLICE CHATTER
ON RADIO)
703
00:33:15,451 --> 00:33:16,578
Sorry, Officer.
704
00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:18,621
Our friend's cat was sick
705
00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:21,457
and exploded.
706
00:33:22,292 --> 00:33:23,710
You know, like they do.
707
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,717
(COUGHING)
708
00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:43,146
Is it dead?
709
00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:46,566
It can't be killed.
710
00:33:46,649 --> 00:33:47,775
How do you know?
711
00:33:47,901 --> 00:33:48,902
She's right.
712
00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:51,321
It's a shadow bat.
713
00:33:51,821 --> 00:33:54,073
It's not really alive,
so it can't be killed.
714
00:33:54,782 --> 00:33:56,576
We have them
in the Fairy Realm.
715
00:33:56,826 --> 00:33:57,827
Husband.
716
00:33:57,911 --> 00:33:59,704
No. No!
717
00:34:06,336 --> 00:34:09,547
He didn't get inside.
I couldn't save him.
718
00:34:12,008 --> 00:34:13,343
I'm sorry.
719
00:34:16,846 --> 00:34:17,972
Now you see.
720
00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:24,771
I can never
give you this key.
721
00:34:27,857 --> 00:34:28,942
Hey, open the door.
722
00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:30,735
We know
you have the battery...
723
00:34:31,277 --> 00:34:32,403
What happened?
724
00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:34,155
You're not as quick
as your friend.
725
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:35,281
She took it.
726
00:34:35,365 --> 00:34:36,449
Alice?
727
00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:37,825
Kady.
728
00:34:38,326 --> 00:34:39,702
She's the only one
who hits that hard.
729
00:34:39,786 --> 00:34:41,246
Wait, you had
the battery the whole time?
730
00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:42,330
Of course I did.
731
00:34:42,413 --> 00:34:43,414
So, wait, so,
732
00:34:43,539 --> 00:34:46,251
you turned Mayakovsky
into a bear? Mmm-hmm.
733
00:34:46,376 --> 00:34:47,460
Isn't he your husband?
734
00:34:47,543 --> 00:34:49,420
Which is the only reason
I didn't kill him.
735
00:34:49,712 --> 00:34:50,755
Where's Kady?
736
00:34:50,838 --> 00:34:52,257
I kinda missed it
737
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:54,300
'cause I was on the ground.
738
00:34:54,384 --> 00:34:55,551
Bleeding.
739
00:34:57,804 --> 00:34:59,264
My child,
740
00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:01,891
you do not grieve alone.
741
00:35:02,517 --> 00:35:03,977
I, the Father,
grieve with you.
742
00:35:05,144 --> 00:35:06,437
You do not des...
743
00:35:06,688 --> 00:35:07,772
WOMAN:
Get away from him!
744
00:35:07,855 --> 00:35:08,856
POE: Please.
745
00:35:09,399 --> 00:35:10,608
Tell her not to do that.
746
00:35:10,692 --> 00:35:11,693
Fray!
747
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:15,571
(WHISPERING INAUDIBLY)
748
00:35:18,074 --> 00:35:19,575
Pardon me for one second.
749
00:35:38,886 --> 00:35:39,887
You sure?
750
00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:43,016
I've seen the wounds
the shadow bat makes.
751
00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:45,101
The fangs are serrated.
752
00:35:45,476 --> 00:35:47,061
The wounds are messy.
753
00:35:47,437 --> 00:35:48,604
And much...
754
00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:50,982
Bigger.
755
00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:53,693
And as the daughter
of a blade maker,
756
00:35:53,776 --> 00:35:55,320
I'm telling you
757
00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:56,904
a blade killed the villager.
758
00:36:01,909 --> 00:36:03,619
Okay,
so I'll go to Brakebills.
759
00:36:03,703 --> 00:36:04,954
Q, you try the restaurant
where she works,
760
00:36:05,038 --> 00:36:06,706
and Josh,
you wanna take her apartment?
761
00:36:06,789 --> 00:36:08,833
Look, I just need
to know the action plan, okay?
762
00:36:08,916 --> 00:36:12,086
If I do find her, do I,
what, just grab the battery?
763
00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:14,297
Even if she's using it
at that exact moment
764
00:36:14,380 --> 00:36:15,423
to save Penny?
765
00:36:15,506 --> 00:36:17,717
And even if saving Penny
means the battery's dead?
766
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,469
Or the battery has enough
juice to save Penny
767
00:36:19,552 --> 00:36:21,429
and help us, she just
doesn't want me to have it.
768
00:36:21,512 --> 00:36:23,598
I mean, which I totally get,
from her perspective.
769
00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:25,558
Only I'm not her, I'm me,
770
00:36:25,641 --> 00:36:28,686
and I'm trying to fix the whole
fuckness that is the universe.
771
00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:31,356
Look, let's just find her,
and then we'll
772
00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:33,649
figure out
all the moral Jenga.
773
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:35,818
Said he needed to see you.
774
00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:37,612
I tried to get him to come
inside, but he wouldn't.
775
00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:39,030
Thanks, Maggie.
776
00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:40,573
Should I call an ambulance? No.
777
00:36:40,656 --> 00:36:41,657
No, no, no.
Thanks. I can handle this.
778
00:36:41,741 --> 00:36:42,992
Okay.
PENNY: Hi.
779
00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:45,286
God, what the fuck, dude?
780
00:36:45,536 --> 00:36:46,662
I just...
781
00:36:46,954 --> 00:36:48,873
I felt like it was my time,
and I...
782
00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:51,417
I just wanted
to be with you when I...
783
00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:53,378
No, no.
784
00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:54,921
No, you're
not going to, okay?
785
00:37:01,094 --> 00:37:02,762
Holy shit.
Yeah.
786
00:37:04,097 --> 00:37:05,139
Come on.
787
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:06,516
Let's get you out of here.
788
00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:13,689
(CROWD EXCLAIMS)
789
00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:17,485
What is the meaning of this?
790
00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:19,320
Excellent question.
791
00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:23,032
What is the meaning of this?
792
00:37:24,534 --> 00:37:25,827
I have an idea.
793
00:37:26,452 --> 00:37:27,870
Let's test it out.
794
00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:30,957
(GROANING SOFTLY)
795
00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:36,838
Bingle? (CLEARS THROAT)
796
00:37:37,505 --> 00:37:38,548
Kill him.
797
00:37:39,048 --> 00:37:40,049
(CROWD GASPS)
Or...
798
00:37:42,552 --> 00:37:43,594
Do it.
799
00:37:45,555 --> 00:37:47,640
Do what?
800
00:37:47,723 --> 00:37:49,684
One more word
and you'll be dead.
801
00:37:49,892 --> 00:37:51,978
But I'll still
have the key, so...
802
00:37:54,564 --> 00:37:55,898
Do it.
803
00:38:09,328 --> 00:38:11,914
(CHANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
804
00:38:20,256 --> 00:38:22,383
(GROWLING)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
805
00:38:27,555 --> 00:38:28,890
Guys!
806
00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:31,559
Your new king
commands you to stay put!
807
00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:38,816
(ROARING)
808
00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:45,198
(CROWD SCREAMING)
809
00:39:01,547 --> 00:39:03,049
Gee, Father.
810
00:39:03,633 --> 00:39:04,967
Weren't you scared?
811
00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:10,181
It's illusion magic.
812
00:39:10,973 --> 00:39:12,975
He's been using it
to make you all afraid.
813
00:39:14,894 --> 00:39:16,145
There is no monster.
814
00:39:16,729 --> 00:39:20,566
Well, I guess
he kinda qualifies,
815
00:39:20,650 --> 00:39:22,818
because how many of you
816
00:39:23,152 --> 00:39:26,030
have died at the hands
of your priest
817
00:39:26,989 --> 00:39:31,577
to make him your
uncontested leader and hero?
818
00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:34,789
MAN:
My friend lost his life.
819
00:39:35,748 --> 00:39:38,084
Reminds me of what
a good friend once told me.
820
00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:42,129
What's the difference
between a hero and a moron?
821
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:46,175
One bad decision.
822
00:39:56,018 --> 00:39:57,228
No.
823
00:39:57,311 --> 00:39:58,854
No! No!
824
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:00,648
He's lying.
825
00:40:01,023 --> 00:40:02,483
He's lying to you!
826
00:40:02,567 --> 00:40:04,569
(SCREAMING)
No! No!
827
00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:07,905
No!
828
00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:27,258
I know you're behind me.
829
00:40:30,970 --> 00:40:32,847
Thank you, by the way.
830
00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:34,140
We wouldn't have been able
to figure it out without...
831
00:40:34,223 --> 00:40:35,349
You didn't do it.
832
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:37,143
Do what?
833
00:40:37,226 --> 00:40:39,186
What you told my queen
you came to do...
834
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,731
Collect taxes...
You just came for that key.
835
00:40:41,939 --> 00:40:42,982
Why?
836
00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:45,985
It's gold.
837
00:40:46,319 --> 00:40:47,737
And magic.
838
00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:49,155
Maybe the only magic
anywhere.
839
00:40:49,238 --> 00:40:51,198
What could be
more valuable than that?
840
00:40:54,785 --> 00:40:56,871
I'm not sure I believe you.
841
00:40:57,663 --> 00:41:00,416
And I can't believe
I finally get to say this.
842
00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:04,003
Don't talk back
to your father and me.
843
00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:05,880
That felt nice, didn't it?
844
00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:08,633
I am here to assure that...
My turn.
845
00:41:08,716 --> 00:41:09,717
Go to your room.
846
00:41:16,766 --> 00:41:18,184
We're a family.
847
00:41:18,267 --> 00:41:20,895
Well, we are certainly
fucked up enough to be.
848
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:56,847
Holy shit.
849
00:41:57,848 --> 00:41:58,849
Hey.
850
00:41:58,933 --> 00:42:00,226
Help you?
851
00:42:00,309 --> 00:42:01,977
(GROWLS)
(QUENTIN GRUNTS)
852
00:42:03,312 --> 00:42:04,730
(BOTH GRUNTING)
853
00:42:13,948 --> 00:42:15,199
(GROANS)
854
00:42:15,223 --> 00:42:20,223
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