Original subtitles

You're not in trouble.

Don't worry about it.

So you know that talk that your dad and I had with you now that he's married

again?

We're trying to have a baby.

We talked to you there would be a new sibling in the house.

Yeah? What about it?

So we've gone to doctors. We've gone to this. We had that talk with you a while

ago.

It's just not working, really.

He has, like, a low sperm count.

You probably don't want to know all this about your dad, right?

You must tell mom.

That's kind of weird, right? Yeah, it is kind of weird.

I accept that.

The thought came that since we're paying for your college and your room and

board and your car and your phone and your food, like, pretty much everything,

you're going to be a young man in this world with no debt, which is crazy.

That maybe you could pay us back just a little bit, and then you would keep this

just between me and you.

Oh.

Because, you know, I held your father's first drink, so.

Oh, okay.

I mean, will you have him on?

So, to have a baby that would look like your dad, I thought, you look just like

your dad.

So, I know, I do your laundry, so I know that you.

In the house.

So why don't you just kind of like do that and then... No, I mean, I can never

do that.

You absolutely do that. I do your laundry.

No, I mean, what?

Yeah, so I know you do it in the house. And also I know I went to college too. I

know what you're doing out there.

So why don't you just... If you would, if you don't think it's too weird...

Shook off and then kind of just showed me Your dad would have a baby that is

DNA genetically like kind of his That's not

weird. You know, that's a little weird. Uh, I think that problems need to be

solved like your dad's getting super stressed out at work He's kind of

stress on our relationship.

I mean you've seen him around he's kind of like all the time because like

Everything is just kind of crap.

Yeah, I have been noticing that a little bit. Yeah, and it's because of this. So

help me solve it.

Out of the box thinking.

I mean, I'm not opposed to it, I guess.

Yeah, all you have to do is sit there, jerk off, and just shove it in.

Like when you're about to release your genetic material.

The doctor would pick.

So, if I'm hearing this right, you just want me to jerk off and then pick it in

last minute, right? Yes.

And I will do the best to hold it in. I'm ovulating right now, and it just

like the best time, and we never have to talk about it again.

And your dad will take care of your new siblings.

I mean, I guess that's not the worst deal.

Never. I mean, I guess I could help you guys out.

That'd be super, since we, like, pay for literally everything you do.

There you go. Just, uh, do your thing.

What do the kids do? Do they, like, spit on it, or...? Um... Usually use,

like, some type of lube or something.

This is kind of weird, honestly.

It's not paperwork.

Could you spin on it for me?

I'll wave my hand.

Hey,

we're creating DNA.

Here you

go,

honey.

It's kind of tough. Do you think maybe I could show you to help me out a little

bit? For this, yeah. For your dad, fine.

There you go.

Just a little visual help. Kind of like that stuff on the internet, right?

Yeah, that's definitely better.

Oh, you actually really thought of this.

Thanks. That's how I bagged your father.

It's definitely opened a little bit.

Yeah. I'm glad. There you go.

Can I... Can I grab him?

I mean... I guess.

Okay. Here you go.

Don't stop, honey.

Yeah.

Good boy.

Very nice.

There you go. You're getting nice and hard.

It's definitely working.

Maybe...

Maybe you could help me just a little bit? Maybe give me a little job?

I mean, I didn't think that was what was going to happen when I came in here,

but to make everyone in the house happy, yeah, absolutely.

I just don't think I'll be able to come like this.

Have you done it too many times today already?

Maybe.

Maybe.

Is this helping you out, hon?

Definitely.

Don't be weird about it.

For the betterment of the family.

For the betterment of the family. Mm -hmm.

I like that.

Where's Dad, anyway?

Oh, he's out on business.

He was on a trip.

He really didn't want to go with everything that's going on, but, you

Work is work.

Yeah, I get that.

So he's not going to come home if that's what you're worried about.

Yeah, that's not a good problem.

Mm -hmm.

He took a suitcase this morning.

Well, so he just does. Mm -hmm.

Well, I've got to time it right.

Do you mind if I touch your ass?

Sure.

You guys really want that baby.

Yeah, we do.

Don't you want a brother or sister?

Mm -hmm.

Are you getting close, then?

I mean, kind of.

Sometimes it takes a while.

Well, you're definitely not the way your father is.

I think I know a way to come faster.

What's that?

Maybe if you let me fuck you, I can come a little faster.

I mean, you'll get the same result.

You would definitely need to keep it just between us.

Yeah. Yeah? For sure.

They're telling your dad?

Yeah, let's do it a little faster.

All right, if you want to fuck your mom I guess that wouldn't be too bad

Just

business,

okay, I just be sure to keep it in there when you come, all right

Remember, this is our secret, all right, Don?

Yes, 100%.

I

mean, you didn't talk to your father quite a lot.

Probably shouldn't have said that, but that's okay.

You want to come back there, hon?

Such a good boy.

You're already huge.

There you go.

Such a good boy.

Oh, you know what, Jimmy?

How about if she comes help you?

Yeah? Yeah.

That'll be a little better, right?

Can you shoot it way up there?

Just do it this way.

You sure did inherit quite a few things from your father.

I

mean,

this is just business, right?

Yeah, it's just business.

Nobody will ever know.

What a way to get myself pregnant.

You're doing so well.

How about you?

Turn around, turn around.

Come on, hurry up, ladies.

Come on, get behind me.

You're really good at this. What have you been doing in college?

um

I'll take that shirt off, I don't need that.

I'm trapped. I need it.

Oh,

keep it in there.

Oh, boy.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Honey, go make yourself peaceful.

Come get me a sandwich or take a shower or something.

What? Get the hell out of here.

It's my room.

I paid for it.

teenagers.