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It's summer time, and the livin' is anything but easy,

because it's time for Summer Slam.

To lovely Miss Elizabeth,

and the Vasco Man Randy Savage,

request the honor of your presence at their wedding,

where it will truly be.

ネッパー!

The Warlord, he manages power and glory.

These three gentlemen on this side, the Dragon, the Bulldog and the Tornado.

I don't think I've ever been in a tag match together.

They're going to be lost.

That's going to be the difference.

Nice leverage move by the Dragon.

It's okay, it moves.

I made up the difference.

I wouldn't bet on Virgil then.

Nice arm ringer once again by the Dragon trying to get some control here.

Remember, Monsoon, you promised me that Piper would not bother me during this broadcast.

If you behave yourself.

sticks out foremost in my mind, Brain, Mr. Perfect and the Hitman.

The man who has excellence of execution, taken on a man with

the Intercontinental title, who claims to be perfect.

That is gonna be a knock down drag out affair.

Well, at the door.

Well, Bret Hart wants that World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental title so

bad he can taste it.

But I'll tell you something, Piper wants to keep that title more than anything.

And he is.

gonna be hot and calm hot and calm.

Yeah, there's gonna be no tornado, so don't worry about it.

Well, I think we got one right now, check it out.

Oh, Texas tornado turning the tables here.

And the powerhouse, here it is.

Just to help you out, Golds, they went up to ten there.

I know you have trouble past seven.

My soon, tell them not to call me Boots.

Listen to me. He'll listen to you. Maybe don't start YouTube. Whoa. What a shot. Yes, you told him

they'll come up with.

Well, Dragon made a very bad mistake there.

Definitely the match power.

I don't think he was so much trying to match power as the Dragon was just going for it.

The Warlord knew where he was and actually set the Dragon up very well.

T-Rome was making a mistake there.

He's not wrestling the man on the apron, he's wrestling the man in the ring.

Pay attention to the man in the ring.

And it's hard, I don't care who you are, to try to ruff a real match like this.

Look at these guys go for it, look at them go for waist lock, try to make that tag.

What a dragon come up with a short end of the stick on that exchange.

Slick's team today, they're gonna find a new upper player.

Slick has dentures.

Ah, come on, referee.

You know, again, I can say come on, referee, but it's really not the referee's fault.

It's really actually well calculated on the part of Slick's team.

He could be the difference in this victory.

That's why I hate managers.

You hate managers because you can't get one.

I couldn't trust him.

You know those scotchmen.

Journalist.

You know them scotchmen.

What can I get paid, $15 a year?

All right, I'll catch you back in the Santa Claus suit.

That wasn't nice.

We're gonna go.

Whoa, what a slap.

Dragon in deep trouble here.

Gotta get back to his side of the ring.

He's been in the ring a long time.

Come over here.

It cut the ring in half.

How much fun it's going to take?

I was just going to say that.

I'm sorry.

If the guy's singing along to the same line,

I'll tell you how much fun it's going to take.

Check scheme pulled out,

and you're going to see a real man

look at him fight back.

Doesn't know the meaning of the word.

With what this boils down to,

it's superb conditioning.

I don't even know if the dragon can take that.

Make him the tag, dragon, the dragon's done been slayed.

He's on butt slay.

Thank you, man.

It's a little assistance, John.

No, no, no, he's begging, he's begging him.

He's saying, please, Mr. Warlord.

He's not.

Stop, Mr. Warlord.

You stop it, Bobby.

He ain't begging.

He's looking for the shell answer, man.

He's at a gas.

Intercontinental Champion of all time.

History will be made tonight.

Excellence of execution versus perfection.

Bret Hart versus Mr. Perfect.

Well, Bret the hitman, Hart,

the Intercontinental Belt says wrestling champion on it.

And for you to be a champion, you have to be perfect.

You are excellent, but you're not perfect.

There's only one Mr. Perfect, and you're looking at him.

Coming up a battle for the intercontinental title. Let's go back to ringside

Use yourself a bomb and we can cut him off.

He's used to it.

He gets it all the time at home.

Look at him.

Uh-oh.

Here we go.

And watch this perfect entrance.

simple, Piper. He doesn't have to beat Fred Hart. Fred Hart has to beat him. All he's got to do is just let Fred Hart come in, make a mistake, and it's all over.

In other words, your usual philosophy drives at high. Run high and keep your title.

the recipient of those hitman sunglasses.

And of course we have the coach.

Bell's gone, this one's underway.

All the marbles at stake here.

Take a look, jam packed here in the garden.

20,000 plus on hand, and who knows how many millions

around the world watching SummerSlam 91.

Both men being relatively cautious here.

Both excellent, neither one of them want to meet the least error.

Bret Hart loosening up, taking his time.

Both men looking where they are all the time.

Not one mistake to lead to the end, Hot Rod.

Very quickly with either one of these competitors.

Notice how they lock up.

They're not weighing back, Perfect's got not only his title on the line, but his reputation.

Well, what, Bret Hart ain't got nothing on the line?

Bret Hart's got his whole career on his line.

Little on, I don't know if I would like to fight and build it.

If I knew Mom, Mom, and Pop were up there watching, it'd be hard for me.

Full win, especially from Calvary, Alberta, Canada for this.

Sure.

If your mom and pop were here, they wouldn't let anybody know that you were there.

Look at this, a crucifix.

You live on another two and a half hours.

I'm not, I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.

I used to.

I just heard that rumor.

I grew nothing I came up with.

I grew nothing I came up with.

I grew nothing I came up with.

I grew nothing I came up with.

I grew nothing I came up with.

I grew nothing I came up with.

I grew nothing I came up with.

I grew nothing I came up with.

Piper used to come home from school and find out that his parents had moved.

Will you stop?

I'm not gonna tell you again, you'll be out of here.

I'm sorry, I apologize.

Shoot.

Somehow I just don't believe you, but I'm more into this match.

Look at, again, Brad Hart, using his smart.

Now he didn't, he used the hair.

Well, he was already returning to favor.

See, you can't, what's good for the goose is good for the gambler.

One hand watches the other, of course you wouldn't know about that, Boobs.

You can't pull Bret Harts here.

Why?

Because you get too many oil slicks on your hand.

Nice knee right into the midsection.

Right in the bread basket.

Irish whip by the champ.

Bring it down, it's over.

Closed on a high cross body.

Send it down, he doesn't hook a leg.

And can't hold him, wow, momentum just took the hit man right out of there.

But he's right up with the vengeance, Sunset from the outside.

No, no, no, no.

I'll tell you I noticed something there Fred Hart went out on the floor landed right next to the coach got up got back in that ring paid no attention to the coach that shows you how he is geared for this match.

Can only think about one thing that your opponent.

What's going on inside that squared circle.

That's the mark of.

Worrying about somebody on the outside like you used to be.

And forget about it.

You're a loser.

Well you didn't have to worry about me.

Hair hair referee.

Both guys taking a lot of liberties here in this one.

They know how much is at stake juggling for position,

trying to wear the other guy out with a Hulk.

Ooh, ooh, what a shot.

You'll be drinking soup for a week.

You ought to be used to the soup line by now, Bobby.

Irish whippin' on, Hitman caught the leg.

That's perfect, was a little bit slow, bringing it up.

Takes him down now.

He's wasting too much time.

I agree, he should be going for it.

And not just a stunt, he should have hooked him into that sharpshooter.

I think he knows that he's never gonna be able to put that on him.

No, no, I think that Hitman knows the timing for a sharpshooter.

And he knew he didn't have more down.

Beautiful kickoff, and a scoop slam by Brett.

Another beautiful kickoff by the champ.

This is perfect.

Look out.

Uppercut sends him over to top rope and down to the concrete.

Take a count, take a count.

Take a nine count.

Take your time, you're the champ.

Both of these guys in tip top physical condition.

Coach is doing a lot of blow in there on that whistle,

but he ain't saying a lot.

You won't find either one of these guys running out of gas.

Perfects wanting to go back.

That's all right, that's all right, you don't lose the belt that way, that's all right.

He might have hurt his back on that move.

Hitman's literally pulling him apart here.

Got him back inside.

Does Hitman want it or does he want it bad?

He wants it, he knows the title can only change hands on a pitfall or submission.

He needs to go now though, he can't quit stalling now.

Concerned look on the face of Stuart Helen Hart as they watch.

You know why they're concerned?

They snuck in, they're scared the other way.

You'll be serious.

Stop it now, Bobby.

Don't you realize that Hitman's got his whole career on the line right now?

He's got everything to lose.

What about Perfect?

Do you think Perfect has everything to lose?

Yeah, but I want him to.

A shot right over the head of the referee catches the Hitman.

in a kisser.

Perfect yelling rape, it ain't gonna help.

That was about a 53 yard field goal right there.

Come on coach, you gotta get perfect motivated.

You gotta get him going.

First thing he should do is fire the coach, I think.

Another beautiful kick and outside to the concrete goes to Hitman.

He's right here on the floor by me.

Those ribs are hurting right now.

He's having trouble breathing, I can hear him.

Perfect, comes right out after him.

Oh!

Reverse, smite bench, and a beauty.

Wow!

Once Perfect gets on a roll, he don't quit.

Doesn't look like too much excellence of execution now.

Guaranteed they heard that at the top of the Empire State Building.

I'll tell you though, it looks like Perfect came in a little heavy.

than he usually does for this contest.

I think he trained heavy on the weights and heavy in the gym.

You know, no one's gonna win this match by default.

Whoever wins it's gonna have to win it with their own ability,

their own intestinal fortitude, and maybe even some blood.

What did you think?

It was gonna be a lottery and they're gonna pick a ticket?

Of course, their own intestinal fortitude.

Of course, their own guts.

But Bret Hart right there is the kind of guy that can.

First let it get, so it's perfect.

Hitman wide open on the apron and paid for it.

And that's it, and paid for it, right into the steel barricade.

I don't know, he's got hurt bad on that one.

Look at perfect, getting this, look at perfect, catching this win.

Well, getting this composure.

I think Hanrod, one of our international photographers saved him there.

Well, might have saved Brett, but didn't save the photographer.

No, the photographer's still there.

And look at this, it's retaliation time.

Amazing!

By the Hitman.

No, reversal by Perfect.

Look out, slides over the back.

Reverse sunset.

Perfect fast to get on the offense again.

Go ahead, go ahead.

Thank you, perfect fast to Dominique, perfect fast to know where he is.

Now I'll talk.

Perfect, he knew, he, that is a mark of a champion.

He never, what, what?

You're stuttering, you're not nervous for Perfect, are you?

Well, of course I am, a man's a good friend of mine.

You wouldn't have bet a little money on Perfect, which I have an inside interest.

I never bet.

Yeah, I don't like to lose.

a beautiful reverse knife edge by the Intercontinental Champion, Mr. Perfect.

You must not like yourself too much, Boogs, cuz I've seen you lose a lot.

Tried for a snap mirror out of the corner there, couldn't get it.

I'm telling you, that moved the actual ring.

The actual ring and the building moved when Hitman hit that turnbuckle.

Every eye in there.

Look at this, every eye in Madison Square Garden here is trained right in this ring.

No one's going out for popcorn, no one's getting autographs.

That neck breaker.

Point of interest, when Perfect really gets on a roll, when Perfect is doing his

most damage, three, I tell you, he had a three, he starts with that neck.

This is the beginning of the end for the hitman could be true her fix in command

I know that look I know the way he operates

He's toying with him right now that look he looks like the wicked witch of the West man. Look at that hair

I think you missed the bolt myself. I think you should have gone for the perfect flex right now

But judging by the gun he cut the bananas

Drop kick and a beauty sends a hitman out to the concrete once again

Hickman really taking a lot of

doing what they're doing here in

Madison Square Garden.

Perfect.

You can't let him get his win.

You can't let him walk.

There you go.

Go after him.

I gotta, I gotta give credit where-

We got one coach out there, now we got one sitting here.

You know, and you know what bothers me is he's right about that.

That is exactly what Perfect needed to do, and that's just what he's doing.

I'm a broadcast journalist, I have a right to my opinion.

I can cheer for whoever I want.

It's about the words there, Boobs.

Try to get the toilet paper out of your mouth.

Come on, hit that.

Perfect, took it off a long time.

Look at their both trying to get up there.

Both jacked in for a position in the corner on the second turnbuckle.

Both on the outside.

Who's gonna get the upper hand here?

Both men, both men's hand is spinning.

He's got the cover.

Perfect shot.

Bottom roll.

Perfect try to get the cover any way he could.

Don't do that, perfect.

Don't touch that rep.

This qualification will save his title.

Okay, the Nail.

No, sure.

Drop him like a bad habit.

Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.

And never get caught.

Perfect.

I don't know that Perfect should be taking these liberties.

If he's that strong, he should go for the pinball.

But they had the fun and the enjoyment of humiliating him.

That's what perfect's all about.

Yeah, well, to me, that's a big mistake.

Anytime you got a chance to beat somebody, you go ahead and beat him.

Because it could turn around to haunt you for the rest of your life.

You're right, if you're not perfect.

Good night.

Good night.

Soak into that slipper deep.

Well, Stu Hart and Helen Hart, get the jammies up.

perfect to try to get the shoulders to the mat so either he can get a count or

Brithard will pass out, but he should try to get lower if he can.

All right Brick, cinch up, cinch up.

He doesn't have that left on him.

He doesn't have that applied perfectly, Brandon.

Come on.

This match is taking a lot out of both of them.

Three shots in the red basket and look at this, another crucifix move.

Perfect, absolutely perfect.

All right, come on.

All right, come on.

Get some heart into it.

Maybe some of the worst officiating I've ever seen.

Baloney.

Perfect, looking frustrated.

Heart wants it bad, Perfect wants to keep it.

Mom and Daddy here, millions and millions of people all over the world watching.

There's nothing like WWF action.

Both in a rep, taking it to the end.

Here it comes now, perhaps we'll see that perfect glimpse.

He's got him set up for it.

Perfect will be in the showers in ten minutes.

No, no.

certainly

to the champion.

They must watch the count, if men get counted out there will be no title change.

Heart must watch the count carefully.

But Hitman is aware of the count because you notice he threw Mr.

Perfect in first, he didn't try to get in.

Look at Perfect, he looks like he's looking for a way out.

Absolutely not.

I don't see how they can go much longer at this pace.

Look at this.

He's got it halfway on.

The coach is up by the apron.

And there goes the coach.

He hit the man with glasses.

No, no, don't get down, Brett.

Oh.

No, not like this.

He hit the coach, a man wearing glasses.

I can't believe this.

Cheap shot by Perfect.

Coach had no business on the apron interfering.

He didn't interfere.

And just the hitman was just about to slap on that shot shooter.

And the coach knew it.

Perfect is pulling out all stops now.

Momentarily, coaches saved the day.

Listen to this chat here by this capacity crowd.

I can't hear, what are the genie?

Defining in here, great the culture, the broken nose, good, nice block there of that move.

That is exactly what you think about yourself.

It's wonderful, isn't it?

Well, there you go.

He's a little bit speechless and almost out of words.

This is a tremendous victory for the half family.

Everybody mad here.

Guerrilla is back to your dreams, Hyde.

Tears in the eyes of Bob the Dead.

Hart, one of you things are hard.

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a real American story exclusively on Pay Per View.

It's an inside look at the spectacular career of the World Wrestling Federation's

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There may be more title will be hot indeed right now. Let's take it to our other colleague being Gene

All right. Thank you folks moments from now the natural disasters are gonna be meeting these two men Luke at butch the bus

Andre the Giant. Andre, I recall a few months back, during an interview I was conducting

with you, Jimmy Hart had led us to believe that he was going to be your manager. But

here's what took place at the conclusion of that interview.

We're gonna crush that earthquake and we're gonna wipe that typhoon all over the ring!

That's right, Casablanca, and we're gonna lick those natural disasters all over the place!

And when we're finished licking them and when we're finished eating them,

oh boy, we're gonna feed them to you, Andre!

That will be my chance to get even!

Pushback is along with Andre, the giant ready for this one.

A lot of scores to be said on this.

They'll have their hands full brain, I'm afraid, with a natural disaster.

You bet.

I don't think Andre's gonna be much help, but I don't trust Andre.

He's gonna get involved one way or the other.

You don't trust Andre.

There's a switch up.

Bobby doesn't trust somebody.

the three-dollar bill over here.

A lot of people I don't trust, Piper,

and you're pretty close to the top of that list.

And you know what? You're a good judge of character.

Take a look at those two cucks of humanity.

That is living proof that your novel happened.

Close to a half a time.

Oh, look at the bill over there!

describe it and what we're working with here is half a ton of beef in the other

corner how fast can Andre move to make the equalizer to make sure that

everything's on the up enough can Andre keep the referee off there's a lot of

ifs in this match however a legend and this just came to me can be a great

The Bushwhackers, Bob T.

With Andre, and you had half a ton of beef.

It is an offset match.

What kind of strategy would you give the Bushwhackers?

Well, if I was managing the Bushwhackers, I'd commit suicide.

Come on, let me know what's going on again into the video.

But I'll tell you, the secret to beating the National Disasters.

Two ways, you get them down or you don't show up.

gonna stand up and fight him over a half a ton in there.

You got a point, boobs.

I do.

Kind of.

Look at this.

You really don't know what you do and what you don't do you?

I just wanted to check his answer.

Oh, look.

Great, just nailed his own partner.

Look at this, double sling shot of the Typhoon, yes.

Tanks are fun.

I'll tell you one thing, the Bush Whackers don't seem to be concerned with how big

they are, they're taking the fight to-

You know what, Butch, Luke, and Andre in there.

Which one is Larry Daryl and Daryl?

What?

Will you be serious?

I get confused.

Yeah, you get confused as long as I know I can.

Snapmare by the big guy.

Ring the bell, it's over.

Just a matter of time.

It is not.

That can take that much punishment.

Listen to that little rump screaming instructions.

You should just like to slap him.

Just one time.

That's a little cake.

And credit where credit's due.

You can say what you want to about the natural disasters.

But earthquake, I don't care.

Imagine the weight behind there.

We're talking balloon payment there, baby.

Come on.

What about Rachea?

Just a moment, thank you very much.

I just got word that Hulk Hogan is in Madison Square Garden now.

He's in his dressing room.

And I'm gonna get up to my announced position here.

And I'm gonna go to his dressing room.

What?

And I am-

or shut up and let's see what kind of a man Hogan is, he's trapped now and

I'm going to go and embarrass him right now.

Are you leaving?

That's the best news I've heard all night.

Truly, but what do you mean put up or shut out?

He's crazy, you know that.

But he's leaving though.

He is.

Look at Brute punches and trouble.

I hope he has a nice trip.

See if Typhoon follows up on the punishment to the back.

Albo lands on the back, it counts, two, all right, cuz of me.

Come on baby, you got him.

Come on, come on.

You know, honrod, it's obvious to me the Bush Whackers don't have enough in

their arsenal to really put a hurt on the disasters.

Well, I think what they need to do is they need to go for the wheels.

But is this guy sick just walking out of this international broadcast?

Just throwing his headset down and get up and walk out of Madison Square Garden here?

Why?

Because he found out that the Hulk is in his dressing room?

Like this is news, of course he's in his dressing room.

Yes, he is sick moves.

You don't know what's going through that sick of my name.

And I don't want him.

The Bushwackers.

Oh, look out, battery ram.

Nelson, but didn't send him down.

But he doesn't go down, but I don't knock one of them down and maybe both of them.

Whoa, Andre, stuck that cropped toy in his kissing, close, close.

There's that old philosophy, the bigger they are, the harder they fall.

But they don't fall that often, as long as they don't fall on top of you.

You should agree, come on, Luke.

Bushwackers are gonna have to start moving, or start talking to Andre, one of the two.

Uh-oh, look out!

Perhaps the beginning to the end.

Whatever.

For the Bushwackers!

Earthquake!

effort to push Whackers put up there, Rod.

The push Whackers, oh, look at this, look at Andre.

Here's the dressing room of the WWF champion, Hulk Hogan.

And I'm gonna embarrass him, I'm gonna show you

what kind of a man he is.

Hogan, open the door, I'm a busy man.

Wait till you see this.

On the half of the real world champion, Ric Flair,

I would like to challenge you, Hogan,

at any time, any place.

a person when I hit to you. I'm petrified. That's the bottom line there.

Wouldn't you be in front of 20,000 people live? Uh-huh. Yeah, okay, you're honest

about that. But I'm gonna tell you something else, yeah? I think I got

everything ready. I'm gonna be dressed to the max yet to the tens. Yeah, because I

know Elizabeth is also. What was that? Uh-huh. Oh, wow. Yeah, unbelievable. Yeah, you

shouldn't talk so directly like that because we haven't known each other that

Elizabeth doesn't know, and it's a secret that I'm gonna spring on her,

and I don't know that you're gonna call her up in a second and get Elizabeth's

answer or whatever, and then feed her the information. All of a sudden,

everybody knows a surprise. Yeah. How do you stop a rumor? Bottom line.

Ted DiBiase, we are just moments away from the match for the million dollar belt.

I can't wait!

And right now I can't help but recall some of the humiliating services you forced your former bodyguard Virgil to perform.

For example, you had him clean the fungus from between your toes.

Also, you made him remove the dirt from your boots, not to mention the constant verbal abuse the former bodyguard had to endure.

Pick it up!

Like I've said a million times,

everybody has a price for the million dollar man.

You see that look that look of humiliation on Virgil's face. Well, that look is my newt by comparison

To the humiliation that you're gonna suffer tonight Virgil in just a few minutes at the hands of the million-dollar man

You come to face the master to challenge the master in my city New York City for my million-dollar belt

Well, you better go and cancel all those plans of celebration that you have and you remember the gutter that I told you

I was gonna leave you laying in face down where you're in a city full of gutters

Take your pick, Virgil.

But just to show you that I am not a totally insensitive man,

I have left you with one small token, Sherry.

Here it is, Virgil.

You're a crying towel.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Let's get out to the ring.

Back to you, Gorilla.

SONDOM!

And major was in a contract that this is just like any other title match here in the WWF.

The title can only change hands on a pinfall or submission.

Which proves to me he's looking for a way out and he's nervous.

Right, look at that.

The only helmet he's got nothing on between a meme and a pistol.

I kissed Jerry one time, you know that?

You did what?

I kissed her one time.

Did you get a hook with Malthus?

Baby, she don't shave every morning, she becomes a shrub.

You won't get the belt.

We're talking a million bucks, and we've talked about that.

You'll notice Virgil just took the referee, pushed the referee back.

That stopped the count.

Virgil now getting out of the ring.

Referee's gonna start a new count.

We've got DB Austin figured out, I hope.

obviously in excellent physical condition.

And some of that, and I'm sure a lot of that

got to be attributed to you, too hard, right?

But bottom line is, and you know that.

What we need to do is get it out of your bow.

The return on, how is this starting to have fun?

Mr. Lucky.

Hey, hey Bob, so how did it go?

Hey Boobs.

Boy, nice job you did out there on the hallway.

How did it go there Bob?

I'll tell you something, you look good.

Ric Flair would have knocked on that door.

He didn't want to mess with me, he didn't want to even talk to me.

He thinks he embarrassed me, he's dead wrong.

Nobody embarrasses me.

Hey, Boobs, did that kind of remind you of Halloween when you were a kid?

Both men down on the concrete.

Look at Sherry Bay.

It was a meal ticket.

Baby, in the way she looks, it'll be hard to get another meal.

What's happened since I've been gone?

What's happened?

We've been having fun.

But you're back.

Mika Dalla-Bath is on the line here, Brad.

The usual, PBLC is cleaning up the arena with Virgil.

Come on, Virgil.

Absorbing punishment, I talked about catching your breath.

Talked about let D.B.

Ossi punch himself out.

We said it might require a lot of pain, Virgil.

First thing Virgil said is I ain't scared of nothing.

He's certainly given D.B.

Ossi a chance to punch himself out, but it's Virgil, who's getting punched?

Yes.

And now I'm going to humiliate you like I've done in the past.

Something is going to change.

That's one thing about D.B.

You don't miss with his money or the million dollar belt.

Virgil had a nice push job.

All he had to do was keep his mouth shut and do what he was told.

He'd have been taken care of.

Are you kidding?

He was making enough a month to get by.

Nice, that's the American way, right?

Just get by, right?

Look out, DBS, he has a second-hand buckle on the inside.

About to make a move here.

Double-eyes Hano, and a beauty right between the eyes of Virgil.

Virgil is so Virgil.

Virgil did take a shot, but Virgil is on his belly.

We talked about this earlier.

Ah, DBS, he waited a little bit.

Herc's a lay.

Kick out.

Kakao!

Whoa, was that close?

Too close, too close.

He's got a curiosity here I've never seen before.

Can you imagine Piper?

Yes.

That dummy Virgil wants to win the million dollar belt with all that diamond and gold.

He probably won't have a grudge.

Please.

I'll tell him you said so.

Please.

Be my guest.

of the real-world heavyweight champion.

that the sensational Shuri returned.

You're gonna regret that.

But he shouldn't get another chance to win the million dollar belt.

Hey, it's-

But this is what champions are picking on him.

Think of what he did to you.

Double-Horlach, and the referee went down.

Got sandwiched right between Virgil and the corner post.

DBS has to take his time now.

He doesn't want to rush things because if he pins Virgil or

beats Virgil right now, the referee's not in position to count.

He's got to get his win back.

He's got to get himself in shape, but keep Virgil down.

Virgil for all intents and purposes seems down and out of it.

Virgil was down and out the day he met DBSC and he's still going to be down and out.

He's keeping Virgil beat.

Reverie just now starting to come to his senses.

Another suplex coming up.

No, no.

By the Million Dollar Band.

I hope Virgil didn't do anything stupid and put a down payment on anything like

a huge stock, like a boombox or anything.

Virgil, you're in.

the turnbuckle pad, exposing the steel in the corner.

Obviously with the tensions of Ramming, Virgil's heading to it.

Virgil, watch where you are.

Watch where you are, Virgil.

Virgil just about touches.

He's talking to him, look at this.

Damn it, Virgil.

corrections officers from New York City and the Mountie and as I recall you had

backup of another kind some time ago let's take a look

Not soon to forget those actions, and by the way, tonight after your match,

one of the other is headed for the Pokemony.

This is the way it's gonna happen, mean Gene O'Callan, after-

point of view standing by right now is Shawn Mooney.

Big Boss Man, after what we just witnessed, it is clear there is no question in the mind

of the Mountie just who is going to win the jailhouse match tonight.

I believe the Mountie has the wrong idea.

He shouldn't be out there talking to New York City's finance on how to treat me.

He should be on his hands and knees talking to the man upstairs praying to God that he

makes it through till tomorrow morning because he's going to be the one who spends a long,

back for the way they were, not to be nice about arresting them.

They want them to be rough.

Well, I hope you lose, and I hope they take your advice, Bonnie.

You know, Hot Rod, if this guy loses-

on the face of the body, on the face of the boss man.

This is gonna be a classic.

Once and for all, we're gonna know, I know,

but with everybody's gonna know who is the real law and order

in the World Wrestling Federation.

And I believe it's the man in the red shirt.

Well, I believe it's the man in the blue shirt.

in his mouth, the Boss Man just dropped him.

There's the Boss with the sauce right there, Boss.

Ooh, nice upper cut.

I don't wanna get the boss man a pack of cigarettes.

Are you leaving again?

I'm gonna take him some cigarettes.

I was hoping you wouldn't take him some cigarettes.

I am.

He doesn't even smoke.

No, but he's gonna need him to bribe the screws.

Wait, you, stop.

So much on the line, the humiliation of actually getting arrested,

having the cuffs put on you, drug and put in for the pe-

They're gonna fingerprint you, picture you, and

throw you in a cell with who knows what.

The dredges of society.

First boss man will be right at home.

Look out, boss man made a nice move there, slide up.

Almost got his hands on that little rump Jimmy Hart.

He worries about Jimmy Hart.

He's gonna have to worry about who's gonna be his cellmate tonight.

Cuz he's gonna beat that mountain.

This is turning into a brawl too.

We've had punches exchanged.

They have tried a wrestling maneuver.

They have just gone for the ice.

Now it's high flying.

The big boss man, but he's obviously on the straight and narrow right now.

Look at, he's trying to tear that head right off his shoulder.

Come on, come on, you can do it, get out baby, get out man, you can do it baby.

But I would have figured the boss man would have tried to go for a pin there.

I'm surprised that he's trying to wear a mounting down, and

I'm surprised that the boss man is falling for Jimmy's tactics of distraction.

the back side, right into the steel steps.

Yeah, he's falling and he can't get up.

When you stop, he got a worldwide television audience here on Boyhead.

They've been treated wildly so far.

We've seen the Intercontinental Belt change hands.

We've seen Virgil become the new million dollar champion.

Now we're gonna see somebody go to the slaughter.

Look at the boss man.

He should get used to sleeping on the floor cuz that's where he's gonna be tonight.

That's what it's all about.

The Mountie's the only law and honor.

The Mountie's the only law and honor, baby.

That's right, Jimmy.

What a fountain of misinformation.

Like to stick him in a piece of bread, he could be the file.

Look out, elbow finds the mark by the Mountie, nice move, well executed.

The boss man was on a roll.

Everything was going his way until he fell for the tactics of a mouth from the south.

Moundy comes from behind.

Once the Moundy gets you down, he has a tendency to get his man.

He's relentless.

Piper, Piper, Piper, don't blame boss man for chasing Jimmy Holt.

The guy never professed to be a Harvard graduate.

He's not that bright a guy.

Irish whip by the Monty Hard into the corner, goes to Boss Man.

I wonder if Boss Man's mommy's gonna be baking him a cake on the fire.

Are you gonna start again?

Did your mom ever bake anything for you, Piper?

Well, they were never home, that's right.

Little stiff there, poops.

Certainly didn't teach the Boss Man that at the Harvard School of Business.

Hooks the leg but only gets a two count.

I beat that meter made from Cobb County up.

throwing caution to the wind here, unloading with those roundhouse rights.

Nice reversal now by the Boss Man, whoa, a split second too late.

Jimmy Hart screaming, screaming at him.

The Monty always gets his man.

I'll tell you something, Boss Man, you're not gonna be sleeping tonight with Otis.

And Andy and Bonnie are gonna let you out in the morning.

You're in for one horrible night.

But if the Monty does go to jail, maybe he will get his way.

Galbo, dropped by the Monty, and another one finds the mark right on the sternum.

Over for the cover.

Kick off.

Yes.

Look, and he didn't hook that leg out, right?

No, sir, technique, we cannot forget the basics.

Doesn't matter what kind of brawl it turns into.

The basics of winning a match is the basics of wrestling.

You must hook the leg, especially with a competitor like the Boss Man.

Drop kick.

But we're not dealing with finesse here.

These two guys are fighting.

They're fighting for a reputation, and they're fighting for their survival tonight.

They're fighting to stay out of the can.

Whoa, the straight, Boss Man still got some vigor in him.

What the heck is Jimmy Hart trying to do there?

What the hell's wrong with him?

Excuse me.

Trying to save his man.

Oh, that's okay, that's okay.

That was a high city right on the apron.

Down his head, that's okay.

Won't hurt him.

I don't hear you, people, you're on the phone.

Look at that little runt.

The greatest walking advertisement for

birth control I've ever seen on Rod Jimmy Hart.

Come on, boss man, get up at six o'clock in the morning.

Here's your cup of coffee and your one cigarette.

You know what time they get up in the poke, do you?

I've watched a police story before in Colombo.

Yeah, I think you're speaking from personal experience.

I could do 30 minutes on that, Boobs.

Nice uppercut by the boss, man.

Roundhouse right, and retaliation by the Monty.

He just bit him.

going for a piledriver, he can't get him up.

I don't think he's got anything left.

No, Boss Man's keeping a low bump on it, man.

He's got him.

No.

He got the piledriver in, it wasn't all that well executed.

But under the circumstances.

Both men so tired, both men are trying so hard.

He caught the Boss Man a good one there, the Boss Man is hurt.

Footbeat, and knight in the pokey for the boss man.

I wonder if he'll get a 10-cup to beat in the bars with.

Why is the Monty waiting so long?

Well, he's giving Jimmy a hard signal.

Something's going on here.

They gotta play, they gotta play.

What's going on?

I just gotta do his cover-up.

Nobody ever said he was a mental giant, hot rod.

This is true.

He wants to zap him.

He wants to zap him good.

He's not the zap, hot rod.

Look at that little runt, are you rodent?

Jimmy Hart ran over and grabbed that stick before the referee could see it.

I don't know how we did that one, well, Boss Man sneaks out of the field.

Brick hat for the hole.

Mike Dyson eats your heart out.

I'm surprised his head's still on his shoulders.

Sends him in for the ride.

such splendid competition, such drive and athletes.

Tripp, from the back side by the Mounties still have another,

enough collective fox left to do that.

The Mountie is Law and Arter, he's been telling you.

We all know he's smarter than the boss man.

Apolloni.

We know he's showing you that he's tougher than the boss man.

Both of these guys are ripe for the pickets right now.

Both these guys are tough.

I've been watching both these guys.

All right, what's this?

they're arrested, they allow you to change clothes.

But he can't go to jail.

never see the mounting again for

the patchy baby the match made

in heaven the match made in hell

this may be Mounties night in

hell he's getting exactly what

he deserved

Well, Gorilla, I can assure you it's not going to be any night at the beach, so to speak.

Shut up, Gorilla! I got something to say!

You believe us, come on!

Never! Never in the history of the World Wrestling Federation!

wrestling has ever been a bigger rip off than what happened here tonight.

This man ripped me off, this match should have never even started.

You talk about disqualification.

Virgil jumps me from behind, the bell said wrong, it should have been over right

there, why did he jump me?

Because he knows that's the only way he could ever have beaten me.

Then the referee stops the match, reads the bell, kicks her out of ring side.

Jack Dunny stands behind that, should have never happened.

You stole it!

That's the only way you can get it!

You just got a serious ace in the trousers,

the million-dollar man standing by right now.

Let's go to Sean Moody.

Well, thank you, Gene. Joining me, the new Intercontinental Champion, Brett the Hitman

Hart. And Brett, it has a great sound to it.

It doesn't get any better than this. This has got to be the greatest day for the Hitman.

I've waited a long time to prove to Mr. Perfect that there's no such thing as perfect. And

he got to find out the hard way what the excellence of execution is all about. Mr. Perfect, you

just weren't good enough, and you're looking at the World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental

Champion.

Let's go over to Mean Gene Oakland.

All right, with me at this time,

the natural disasters, Jimmy Hart,

you've got to be concerned about the money

he's on his way to the slammer right now.

Get...

I want my lawyers on the phone, I want my lawyers on the phone right now because nobody's going to get away with this, we were ripped off, I'm telling you me Gina, I'm going to put my numbers down for you.

Please give me a break, give me a break.

I want to right now talk to earthquake and typhoon gentlemen, apparently you stuck your noses in where it shouldn't have belonged.

Stuck it where it don't belong, Legion of Doom, we're going to eat you up, chew you up, and spit you out.

What about it earthquake?

and you prevented us from getting them you on history all right standing by

right now my colleague once again Sean Moody with a big boss man big boss man

you have to be very happy we just saw the Mountie he's on his way to spend a

night with a New York City police Sean Moody what kind of bird came fly

You got me, Big Puss.

Jailbird, that's exactly what the Canadian Mountie is.

This is just a small sample of what you got to look forward to, that ride downtown.

You got to look forward to getting booked in and getting thrown in that cell with God knows who.

But the plain and simple fact is, I promised everybody in this country, every man, woman,

and child that I am the law and order in the World Rested Federation.

And that is a fact now, no more questions.

I am the law and order, plain and simple.

Well, me and Gene Okerle is attempting to catch up with the groom-to-be, the Macho Man Randy Savage.

Let's see if we can find Gene Okerle.

All right, thank you very much Sean Moody the macho man Randy Sammich of course is gonna be exchanging up souls with the lovely Elizabeth here at Summer Slam

Macho man. I know you're on the horn with the 900 number talking live to somebody right now

Excuse me macho man. Well, excuse me. Wait a minute. I'm on the phone. Yeah

Apparently I'm not gonna get an opportunity to talk with a macho man

However right next door in her dressing room, and I'm sure she is just radiant

And of course, always willing for a little conversation.

Miss Elizabeth, I think I'll sneak over and talk to her.

No way.

We're in a hurry and for some going to see somebody.

Would you say Elizabeth?

Apparently not.

No, apparently it's not her name.

It's Elizabeth, but you said it just a little while ago.

I think if you stayed here with me, that would be fine.

You don't mind making this a party line call, do you?

I think that's the way it's going to be with that.

Let's join our broadcast colleague,

Lord Alfred Hayes, with all the latest news from the UK.

But in the meantime.

Here at Stateside, perhaps we could take a five minute break.

Five minute break.

Call that 900 number right now.

What do you want broke?

Tell me right now.

Madison Square Garden back at SummerSlam.

A lot of things still to come.

The match made in heaven and of course the match made in hell with a special guest

referee Sid Justice who could be the determining factor in that one, Ross.

Which way is the wind gonna blow?

We don't know.

The Mountie all in the same block dancing to the Kale House Rock.

First of all, I never thought the hit man would beat Mr. Perfect.

I never thought Virgil would walk out of here with a million dollar belt.

I'm speaking do you mind and I never thought that the Mountie would be on his way to jail now but I have thought about said justice and I guarantee you he's up to something what makes you think it's been too quiet have you heard anything about him in the last hour or two hours three hours or so well well

I got it.

I said justice makes noise.

Don't read something that isn't there, brain.

Give me a break.

Hey, something happened.

You know, the Macho Man's been talking so much on that phone.

Maybe he won't have any voice left to say I do.

Oh, he got to say his, oh, yeah.

I understand that that paddy wagon is just about to pull up to the slammer.

Tell House Rock, baby.

I think it's a good nap.

Well, not exactly a warm reception for the Mountie.

Let me tell you something, baby.

They better not hurt one hair on the Mountie's head.

My lawyer's on the way to the police station right now.

It's way fake.

Jimmy Hart, you're going to have to put the Mountie's

problems aside for the moment, as the nasty boys

prepare to defend the tag team belts

against the Legion of Doom.

Oh, baby, L-O-D.

and Jack Tunney coagulated to make these rules.

Well, let me tell you, LOD, Jack Tunney ain't coming

in the ring with you.

It's just you and us, and you're going to Nastyville,

and this is one trip you're not coming back from.

Hey, let me tell you something, Hark!

Animal, let me tell you no more crying, no more whining.

It's you against us for the goal, the heat's on,

it's melting your face.

It's your last trip to Nastyville, and you're going.

Now, wait a minute, Jimmy Hart, I've just received word there is more going on at the

jail with the Mountie.

Take a look right there.

You guys...

...

picture for the wallet Jimmy Hart.

I can't take pictures of him out of here like that!

That's an invasion of privacy!

My lawyers won't hear about this!

Let's go over to Mean Jean Oakland.

Somebody's gonna be in a lot of trouble over this right now!

Somebody's gonna be in a lot of trouble over this!

Alright, thank you, Sean Mooney, a couple gentlemen with me right now, the legend of doom with the opportunity of a lifetime tonight as they meet the nasty boys for the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Titles.

No count out, no disqualification animal.

That's right Gene, no count out, no DQ, that's right up our alley, that's what the LOD likes.

You know Gene, we're here getting ready for the match in the garden against the nasty boys, ready to take those titles.

So how could I have decided to take it upon ourselves to even up the odds?

How do you like that, natural disasters?

Anytime, anywhere, we ain't afraid of you.

Tell them, Hawk.

Well, it seems to me that it seems to me that the natural disasters have just bitten off

a little bit more than they can chew.

Well, somewhere down the line, I'm sure we'll be in the ring with you.

And when we get done chewing you, we'll spit you out like the stickin' bad tartar that was stuck to our teeth.

But first and foremost on our minds, our rotten minds is the nasty boys and the WWF tag team titles.

You see, when we get done with the nasty boys,

we're gonna call them the batsy boys.

You see, there's boys, there's men, and there's monsters.

Aah! What a rush!

Thank you, Legion of Doom.

Apparently, there is more going on right now

involving the Monty.

Let's get back to the city, Sneezer.

No! You can't...

It looks as though the Mountie is a bit outnumbered at the New York City Jail, and Sergeant Slaughter

I'm sure you can relate to that situation as you prepare to face Hulk Hogan and the ultimate

warrior three on two in the match made in hell.

What do you mean outnumbered puke face?

You piece of human garbage?

Outnumbered!

We're not the ones that are gonna be outnumbered.

It's Hulk Hogan and the ultimate warrior

that's gonna be outnumbered.

In fact, they'll be outnumbered before the match even starts.

Take a look at the ultimate puke.

He still looks a little snake bit to me.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

And the immortal slime Hulk Hogan got a gash in his head, lost about six gallons of blood.

In fact, it looks like it's going to be a little easier than we thought.

In fact, we might have one more little surprise right here at the match made in hell.

Right now, let's go over to Mean Gene Okerland.

All right you people know this man he is the special guest referee for tonight's main event the match made in hell

Sit justice. I've got to ask you how you're gonna call this one tonight

You know mean gene if I've been asked that question once I've been asked it a hundred times

The question is sit justice. Where do you stand?

Well, I think I've answered that question at least a thousand times and the answer is the same

I am a man that stands alone

Well, now, wait a minute, Sid. Justice, we could take exception to that because right here in Madison Square Garden earlier today,

we had a television camera. Pick up this. I want you to take a look. It's your conferring with Sergeant Slaughter and Company.

How about joining the Corps? Come on. Try and get it together.

Corps of Destruction, General Edna, Colonel Mustafa, Sergeant Slaughter, First Lieutenant, Justice, how's that sound?

There is gotta be something, but you don't understand see those guys stopped me in the hall

You didn't hear that but right there. I did not promise those guys one thing and the same thing

I did not promise the ultimate warrior or Hulk Hogan one thing, but I am going to make one final promise that tonight

Justice will be served all right. Let's get back to ring side

Well, he may not have made a promise, but he had a big smile on his kisser.

He's so dead and I've done it.

He said, what did he say?

They asked a hundred times.

He answered a thousand.

He stands by himself.

Hey, Greg, Greg, that's supposed to be impartial.

He was doing an awful lot of smiling.

You see it.

I'm saying it doesn't smell right.

said, justice smells funny to me.

Well, you'd know what funny smells I guess if anybody would.

Well, it's the Federation Tag Team belts on the line.

A hair by weed eater.

The nasty boys are doomed, it says.

Perhaps they are.

There's Big Bird leading.

credit where creditors do hot rock.

These guys have taken on all covers since becoming the champion.

And non-stop they put, they have a contract that is open.

And every time they get in the ring, they-

It's easy to attack two people when you're wearing shoulder pads for a solid steel spikes.

But they didn't use them.

Was that close?

This one, nonstop action.

They didn't even wait for the ballerine.

I still haven't heard one.

Don't forget, no disqualification, no count outs.

They must be a decisive victor here.

I'll tell you something.

If the nasty boys are smart, they'll weigh back

and they'll wait for LOD to make a mistake

because they don't have to beat LOD.

I was trying to say something, why don't you take another walk?

Yeah, that door must have obviously hit you in the butt, he too.

Maybe the Hulkster's back in his dressing room.

Just a moment, yes.

And besides.

Would you go please and check on that?

I'm sending one of my staff members now to check on what exactly you are.

Well, they work for her, it doesn't really matter what you call them.

But she's gonna go back and check and find out exactly where Sid Justice is at this time.

I'd pay my staff nasty boys pulling

out all the stops here.

They'll have to get by Legion of

Doom.

Whoa.

Head first.

Saturday night here in the Apple Tag made a continuity is there on this

championship team.

Anything goes.

And credit to the nasty boys took an incredible amount of punishment.

Just a moment.

What?

My staff member just told me Sid Justice is not in his dressing room.

Sid Justice is not in his dressing room.

So what?

Well, where would he be?

Is he in Hogan's dressing room?

Is he in the Warriors dressing room?

Maybe he went to the men's room.

He has a men's room in his room.

Or is he with?

And he with Slaughter, Mustafa, and Adnan.

I'm telling you.

We're telling us.

Right into the steel steps.

For a guy that doesn't like the triangle of terror,

he sure looked awful, friendly.

He had a big smile on his kisser, I'll give you that.

The nasty boys seem to have changed strategy a little bit here.

They would just come on and

know what they're doing is they're baiting an animal and

they're working viciously on hog.

Referee are giving verbal warning here, but there are no disqualifications.

There are no count outs.

The match can only end in a pinfall or submission.

This match is tailor made for both teams.

LOD has no regard for the rules, and the nasty boys are just plain nasty.

So I don't enjoy themselves and have some fun.

They are.

Right now it's the Nasty Boys who are having the fun.

I wouldn't be surprised when the Nasty Boys get done beating LOD if they don't

go down to the jail and bust the money out.

I would be surprised, why don't you go down and bail him out if you're so

concerned.

You say bail him out, bust him out.

I heard what you said.

Well, I don't care if the money stays there or not, some of my business.

I'm not kind of a guy, I live a left living.

In trouble as the Nasty Boys have cut the ring in half here, Hawke taking the shellacan.

See them, look at them, constantly antagonizing the animal.

Constantly cutting Hawke off, they know they got Hawke in trouble.

If they can keep him from tagging, they can go for the win.

Hock's been in there a long time.

He's getting tired too.

Another tag made.

Think of the referee.

What's he got to do in a match like this?

There's no rules, no kinda, no qualification.

Yes, but he is there to prevent people from going too far.

He's there to try to call it, to try to keep order.

But I mean, if they want any four of them can take a whack at him.

They don't care.

Shows you how much guts he's got referees there to count somebody down or have somebody submit

That's what he's their point. I know that to declare the winner. I know that

look out

Bombs away

Little low, maybe a legion of dirt finish right in the abdomen

Teamwork here on the nasty, caught in midair.

There you go, Teamwork.

He's got a kitty, he's got a cat.

Brought that hood up.

Don't let him make the tag.

Listen, dude, Jimmy Hart's screaming.

Don't let him make the tag, but he did.

And now it's Animal who's on fire, Coswine, and another one.

He's exploding.

Animal's been waiting for that tag.

And a hook.

We got us Octoni Brook, folks.

All four men.

It's Mayhem right now in there.

Just stand back, Raph.

You could get hurt.

Just what we expected to see in this one.

Surgeon General should put a warning on this match.

This could be hazardous to your health.

Should put a warning on you.

Uh-oh.

Look at that from the outside.

The helmet.

That's you's in your head.

Woo, champs again, baby.

All right, that little hip squeak.

Could be trouble.

This one, it could be all over right here in two counts.

No, the three was coming down, but

Animal Manages the kick out.

I don't believe it.

Hock's making his way around.

Uh-oh.

Hock trying to get over you.

for your return, whatever.

wrestling technicians are in there.

Say what you want about Erwin Arsheister.

The man can wrestle.

No question about that.

And the hammer, the longer you beat on,

the more he likes and the tougher he gets.

What's very interesting I find about this match also

is two completely different styles.

Erwin being very fast, very capable.

Hammer taking his time.

Very methodical.

Everything's thought out well.

I think Irwin got the message here.

Yeah, well, I'm the one that got audited.

So I'm not going to stop until I'm sure he's got the message.

Well, Hammer knows how to give you the message.

No doubt about that.

I can attest to that.

What a night it's been here in Madison Square Garden for

SummerSlam, Intercontinental title has changed hands.

The World Wrestling Federation tag team title has changed hands.

But Mountie is spending the night in jail.

I hope so.

I haven't forgot.

Boy, I'll tell you something.

I wouldn't want to be in the Mountie shoes for anything.

He's gonna have some sore legs.

Oh, they've got him handcuffed.

They've got him shackled.

It's probably rubber hosing him by now.

They got him under that hot light.

They're probably interrogating him trying to find out.

some secrets that the Canadian Mounted Police use.

Incidentally, there's a rumor going around right now amongst our people here in ringside

that Jake, the Snake, Roberts, and the Undertaker have been seen somewhere here in Madison Square Garden.

What on earth are they doing here if that's true?

It's only a rumor.

I know, I bet you I said it was a rumor when the wedding starts.

And the judge, your preacher, whoever they got is going to say,

does anybody object, I believe somebody may object.

Or are they here to pay a visit to the Ultimate Warrior?

Or are they even here?

Who knows, you're not people in the city here, Lai.

Takes one to no one.

Sure does.

You resemble that remark, brain.

Look out, Bat Drop coming up at him and returns the tables and almost got him.

They're not on the card, are they?

No, they're not.

Then they're not here.

Trying to buy a little time on the outside IRS, but

Hammer having none of it right out there to meet him.

There hasn't been one match yet this evening that has stayed in the ring.

Show you the intensity of wrestling here at SummerSlam.

Everybody's out on the floor, everybody's around.

And now, Mountie's down.

You got that right.

Once you be a songwriter, write a song for Mr. Sinatra.

Oh boy.

Okay.

Start spreading the news.

G-B-O-S is leaving today.

I'm having a great time.

Abdominal stretch with a little assistance

from that top rope, Brian R.S.

You'd have a good voice if it ever came to your throat.

a bird, a bulge, you cannot get that in before you get boobs.

I didn't say that.

I know, you're not that smart.

Hammer's been in this a long time.

Referee Danny Davis finally caught him with the hammer and

already taken care of the situation.

Close line and a beauty.

Holy cow, there you see some of the excellence of everyone's wrestling ability.

I can't figure out why you and I both know what it's like to be in there.

Why someone hasn't grabbed this IRS by the tie or suspenders and tied the guy up?

I was trying to say somebody told me that the tie was just a clip on, but

I don't know.

Well, the suspenders aren't clip on.

As soon as you're dead, where's the suspenders?

Sometimes.

You're dead?

You would know, Piper, they were never home when you got there.

What's that got to do with anything?

He was slattish.

He was your kid, would you wait a minute?

He was your kid, would you wait for him to come home?

You used to get his lunch wrapped in a road map.

Quit talking to me.

Somebody's bugging me over here.

That's one of your stooches, one of your assistants.

He's been flossing with toilet paper again now.

They said Sid Vicious had just gone back into his dressing room, but

they don't know where he came from.

IRS.

Got him, got him right now, he's right there.

Going to the top here.

We'll see that figure four very shortly.

That's worse than a wedgie.

Hammer, beating him to the punch here.

Reverse knife edges, finding the mark.

Nice reversal by Irwin.

Knee in the corner, perfect setup here on Stinger Far.

Hammer smells it now.

And I figure it's for Hammer.

Did you get it?

I got it.

Okay, got a check that he wants to bother, ain't no light.

Here it comes, he's set the slap it on.

Terminated a lot of guys' careers with this one.

He's got it, he's got that figure four on.

That's it.

I don't think IRS can get to the ropes.

I don't think so.

Or he's fighting it.

He made it.

He made it to that bottom rope.

A credit to IRS, what guts.

Those collateral-lateral ligaments are stretched out now, Hot Rod.

Damn them collateral-laterals.

Just say he hurt his knee.

Well, you keep it simple for the human right here.

And for you.

Yeah, you're the only human right here.

There's the signal again for the figure four.

But he didn't go to it.

He went to drop an elbow instead.

He double-crossed himself, Hot Rod.

He did, but ah, ah, got a hold of the ring again.

Hammer very seldom makes the same mistake twice.

Well, he usually makes it about three or four times.

Well, now he gave the signal and he is in fact going for it.

No, he's not.

I don't understand why the hammer, a couple of, there he goes.

Now, he didn't give any signal at all that time, and he got caught in a small package.

It's over.

Hey, he had a handful of hair.

Doesn't matter, he won.

Doesn't matter, he won.

Doesn't matter.

Here is your winner.

Not the IRS.

It matters to some of us.

Irwin R. Scheister with a big win here at SummerSlam.

Madison Square Garden, let's go back and take a look at some of the action in this one.

Look at this, Valentine here goes to slap on the figure four.

He's just about got it locked in.

But he loses his balance, falls into the waiting hands of IRS, one, two, three.

It was up to his elbows and hair, man.

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Madison Square Garden for the match made in hell.

It's gonna be something else.

The wedding's next?

No, that's-

This is a match made in hell.

That's the match made in heaven.

Excuse me.

Will you get your ass together?

Right now let's take it to our other colleague, Mejean Okerlin.

With me right now, the ultimate warrior, Hall Cogan.

Tonight, gentlemen, the match made in hell is you.

face Sargeant Slaughter and company the Triangle of Terror.

Well, you know something, Mean Jean, the battleground of Madison Square Garden

is the only appropriate place for the match made in hell to happen, brother.

Ever since January 23rd, 1984, I've been waiting for a feeling.

I've been waiting for a rush like I had when I won the WWF title

and changed the course of wrestling history in the WWF.

And now I've got that same feeling. I've got that same emotion.

I also realize, brother, that if we don't wipe out Sergeant Sotter and

his corps tonight in the match made in hell, wrestling history in the WWF could also change again.

You know, speaking of hell, here's a man who has virtually gone through hell in recent weeks,

the ultimate warrior.

Are we loaded down, hunkster?

Loaded, brother.

Loaded down, ready to go down into the pit?

One strike from a cobra is not enough to hold back the force of Hulkamania and the power of warrior wildness.

We will not come by tank or by air, but we'll walk side by side and leave four foot steps behind.

As all the warriors and Hulkamaniacs jump on our backs, prepare yourselves to go down to the coop of warrior wildness and Hulkamania.

Hulk Hogan and the ultimate warrior walk in this battle.

to leave as we walk in as the same.

We've got momentum, Eugene, the bite from the cobra.

Don't you realize, Sergeant Sotter, the toxins most mortal men can't handle.

Just inspired, just put more gas on the fire of the warriors.

And all the little Hulkamaniacs know that tonight is just as important as hanging

on to the WWF title. Sergeant Sotter, you and your core are doomed,

the Honster and the Ultimate Warrior Destroyer.

You know, guys, the Honster and the Warrior left out

very, one very important equation in that match.

Aubrey Fareed to the guest referee, Sid Justice.

Justice, what is he gonna do?

Rumored he's been in the hallway.

We've seen footage with him with Slaughter, Adnoid, and Mustafa.

He says he stands alone, yet we see him with others.

We're gonna know right away what he means by Justice will be served.

That guy right there.

could change the entire complexion of any match.

He's a big son of a, a big guy isn't he?

Yeah, he's a big guy.

Watch it.

Yeah, that's what's going on.

And now for the brilliant, one-on-speed in Hell!

Dude!

He's getting a tremendous ovation here!

I don't really care which way he goes.

Why don't you go tumbling?

You don't like to look in his eyes.

But I mean, he's not getting in that ring like a referee.

What's he getting in like?

Like he's got a plan.

He's got a referee shirt on.

But I mean, he didn't step through the road played to the people standing in the corner today.

I should have jumped from the floor under the apron like a catel.

Don't you worry, he's very capable of.

be able to tell in a minute if

something's going down by the

expression on Slaughter's face and

have had non-smiles the Benedict

Arnold of the World Wrestling

Federation, the trainer Sergeant

Slaughter and his entourage ready

to do battle here.

That's why they call it hell because nobody likes it.

Red, white, and blue everywhere here in the garden.

Wait, wait a minute.

What?

Water's talking with justice.

I think they shook hands.

They shook hands.

They shook hands.

He wanted to be careful of, Slaughter is a traitor, and

he can't get enough tonight in my mind.

Ednon, General Ednon just winked.

What does that mean?

I don't know, I don't know.

Well, why are you spreading this kind of-

Somebody who means two things.

God, I'm gonna go, you wanna make a date or I got a plan?

Was it you who winked at me?

You didn't wink at me.

Just checking about the date part.

I saw you fill out an application under Dave to put small dried fruit.

That's what they are.

We're ready to go here to Bella Sounded.

We're underway.

Hockster, the greatest World Wrestling Federation champion in the history of the WWE.

to how strong and how powerful Hogan is, cuz I've fought Hogan,

don't have trouble with all my guts, and I'm telling you, Hogan can go.

Hogan this, Hogan that, he is the World Wrestling Federation champion.

But had the real world champion, Rick Flair bound to his dressing room door.

And when that door opened, he would have dragged Hogan right to the-

Stop with that, he wouldn't have slammed the door in his face like he didn't mind.

Well listen, but that didn't happen, what did happen, Boops?

You got humiliated like you usually do.

So back to Hogan.

He may be the greatest thing that ever happened to a professional wrestling, and

you're my, but to me, in my opinion, that means rude.

Look what's going on.

Justice not taking any baloney from anybody.

To be a point.

It looked like a typical slaughter tactic, but it looks like a cut.

But maybe Hogan got to, maybe the greatest athlete that ever lived in your mind greased his palm.

Why don't you stop with all the procrastinating.

Yeah.

The broadcast journals, I'm just making under some.

Well, do a little journalism here and

get into what's going on and quit knocking people.

Sarge with the champ trapped in the corner, but now look out.

And Slaughter almost went flying out of there.

Yeah, but that ain't gonna be enough to stop Slaughter.

And now, look at this punching, Sid Justice is making.

He's not even trying to get him to stop, he's letting him punch, let him do it every time.

Oaks are unloading on everybody, tag me.

I hope Slaughter stays on his feet, that way he can take more punishment.

You really hate the guy, don't you?

Yes, I do.

I suppose you like a traitor.

Well, son of my business, I don't wanna get involved politically.

Aren't you an American?

Well, well, I'm American, yeah, why?

Well, this guy turned his back on this country.

Would you do that?

Maybe you would.

My favorite show is The Price is Right.

Get up, slaughter, so they can knock you down again.

Hooks got to see that one close up.

Over for the cover, Hooks a leg, he won't get him.

Mustafa came in there in a hurry.

What has the referee done so far, just stay out of the way?

Yes, but he has stayed out of the way of everybody.

The only one thing that he could do was take an illegal foreign object away.

Otherwise, he's been fair and impartial.

I don't like the teamwork here.

Slaughter's been in the ring the whole time.

You don't like nothing.

Like me?

Except the 976 numbers.

Obviously, he doesn't have much stock in his core.

Hard to have any core there, when you get beaten by Hulkin, get out of him.

Here they come, Mustafa in there once again.

Notice Justice was down there with a nice smooth count, a thousand and one,

a thousand and two, same count for everybody, keeping Law and Justice.

Close line and a beauty, nowhere for Sarge to go, he absorbed a full grunt to that blow.

It's been all the hunk and warrior up to now.

Not only that, let's give credit again for credit still, as much as I hate the guy.

Uh-oh, here we go.

Slaughter has been there.

My justice, get in there.

By himself taking punishment.

What's this?

Uh-oh.

Nothing wrong with that.

Trying to get him out of the corner.

Huckster wouldn't break there.

He's trying to be a good official.

I saw him earlier get on Slaughter's team.

Keeping Slaughter's team in the corner.

Yeah, but he physically put his hands on Hogan twice.

So far he's called it right down the middle, as far as I'm concerned.

I didn't agree with you, Gerd.

That's it.

Gerd's trying to take a cheap shot at the warrior who ducked underneath it.

You know, Slaughter has been in there, took all that punishment, still came back.

Cut his opponent off and tagged.

It's a tough guy.

It's a tough guy.

Now it's Adnan.

Chant going out by this capacity crowd here in the grunt for the Hulkster.

They chant for Hulk Hogan like they chant for no one else.

And he loves it.

Being triple teamed right now, the more the people chant, the more they get

Hogan going.

Look, look at Justice.

He's keeping Slaughter back, he's keeping the warrior back.

But he's allowing a double team to take place here.

Well, you can't have eyes in the back of your head.

Man, he's only a human being.

He's trying his heart out, at least the way I see it.

He's one of the most unusual human beings I've ever seen.

He's suckin'.

Here it comes.

by Slaughter.

Jukka referee right there.

Very slow count though.

Oh, Slaughter is really hanging in tough.

Hogan is hanging in tough.

Look at Justice.

I gotta say that's calling it down the middle,

wouldn't you, Karola?

Absolutely, not afraid to stick his nose in there.

Whoa.

He was designed perfectly by Slaughter.

He did that on purpose.

I love this.

Something may be happening here.

I hate to say it, Gorilla, but do you suppose that Boots could be right?

No, I don't think so.

I don't think so.

You notice he stayed with Slaughter while adding on to all the scratching and

biting, he's not doing nothing now.

Is he to stop him?

He's letting him get away with it.

There's nothing illegal going on right now.

He was biting him right in the face.

You're allowed a five count to break anything.

But he never tried to count.

He just stood there and watched it happen.

Maybe he was counting.

But he's counting now.

Let's check out the river.

when Ripper manned the warrior, he flew halfway across the ring.

Hey, Guerrilla, I don't know, Boops may have a point here.

Yeah, but the guy on the road can't join him for nothing.

He's on his head.

He really scared Justice too much.

He can't even move him.

Beat your chest some more.

He is a big, big, huge man.

The warrior couldn't even knock him off his feet.

Now watch, he's letting this happen.

And Swatter, the opportunity to gain control once again in this one.

They've got him trapped now in the corner.

Didn't take Swatter long to figure out how to cut off the warrior.

And look at Justice right over there laying the count on.

Slaughter doing some diversionary tactics though, not the fault of Bonbon.

Justices.

Is Justices a word?

You got it.

Thanks.

Just got to cover some slack on that one.

Did he man when you have to ask him for help?

I've had my bad days, Boots.

But not in a row like you.

Suplex coming up.

No, nice block.

The ultimate one, blocked once again.

Oh, and he got, he came in the wrong.

But he's hurt also, put a lot out of the warrior.

He's looking to make the tag for the Hulkster.

Yeah, but he's making the tag awful quick.

Hogan was in there, took a lot of punishment.

That didn't seem to stop Hogan though, he's still full of them.

There was no tag made there.

And it would appear that he's trying to be fair.

It's a hard call to make.

Well, that's what he was contracted to do, Bray.

For a second I thought that Bobby had a point, I thought that Justice was swaying.

But when I see him, he's just trying his heart out to be what he said.

Stand up straight and call.

You really think so?

Yes, I do.

Warrior in a hole, he put trouble here.

Come on, warrior, get off your butt and tag.

Humphster wanting to make the tag here in the worst way, but

not being given the opportunity, Irish whip now by Sarge, Ducks underneath.

He's up to six.

Do your job, get him out of here!

What's he doing?

He's motioning towards the line.

I got the wrong information, they're finished, they know who they are.

Somebody said, get on your knees.

You hear it?

Do it right if you're going to do it.

He's having second thoughts.

It looks to me like he, all right, I think he.

She's too beautiful, not now, don't worry.

Thoughts low instead

Look at myself!

Everybody's respect and as the first lady, so has a musical.

That is beautiful.

His wrestling crew, if his marriage is half as sexual as his marriage.

We are gathered together here in the presence of this company to join this man and this woman in the bonds of matrimony.

which is an honorable estate and should not be entered into

unadvisedly or lightly but reverently,

discreetly,

advisedly and soberly.

Macho Man Randy Savage, do you take this woman as your lawful wedded wife?

You live together in the ordinances and estates of matrimony.

Will you love her, comfort her, honor and keep her in sickness and in health, and forsaking

all others, keep her only unto you, so long as you both do live.

what it has been. To live together in the ordinances and the states of matrimony. Will

you love him? Comfort him. Honor and keep him in sickness and in health. And forsaking

all others, keep him only unto you. So long as you both do live.

So far, they got all the right attitudes.

Place the ring on her finger and repeat after me.

With this ring, with this ring, I thee wed, I thee wed,

with all my worldly goods, with all my worldly goods,

I thee endow, I thee endow.

And thereto, I plight thee, my trough, in as much as Randy and Elizabeth have consented

together in wedlock, and have witnessed the same before this company, and have thereto

Now I in accordance with the authority vested in me by the laws of the state of New York

pronounced that you are

husband and wife

You may now kiss the bride