All language subtitles for SummerSlam 04 (Full Event) (1991)

It's anything but easy, because it's time for Summer Slam.

Lovely, Miss Elizabeth, and the Vasco Man, Randy Savage,

request the honor of your presence at their wedding,

where it will truly be a match made in heaven.

And then, not duals, turn to Nepal.

That's made it!

Yeah!

Sergeant Slaughter, Colonel Mustafa, General Adnan,

the triangle of terror,

spread off against the red-hot combination

of the ultimate warrior in hope!

That's going to be the difference.

Nice leverage move by the Dragon.

That's okay, it moves.

I made up the difference.

I wouldn't bet on Virgil then.

Nice arm ringer once again by the Dragon trying to get some control here.

Remember, Monsoon, you promised me that Piper would not bother me during this broadcast.

that sticks out foremost in my mind, Brain, Mr. Perfect and the Hitman.

The man who has excellence of execution, taken on a man with the Intercontinental

title, who claims to be perfect, that is gonna be a knockdown drag out affair.

Well, at the door.

Well, Bret Hart wants that World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental title so

bad he can taste it.

But I'll tell you something, Piper wants to keep that title more than anything.

And he is.

Yeah, there's gonna be no tornado, so don't worry about it.

Well, I think we got one right now, check it out.

That's his tornado, turning the tables here, and the powerhouse, Hercules.

Just to help you out, Boots, they went up to ten there.

I know you have trouble past seven.

My soon, tell him not to call me Boots.

He can hear you.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, but he doesn't listen to me, he'll listen to you maybe.

I guess you told him.

He made a mistake there, took him to match Power.

Little Warlord, forget about it.

I don't think he was so much trying to match Power as the Dragon was just going for it.

The Warlord knew where he was and actually set the Dragon up very well.

G-Roma's making a mistake there.

I thought you were in there.

cuz you can't get one.

Well, you're not available anymore.

I wouldn't manage him, I couldn't trust him.

You know those Scotchman journalists, you know them Scotchman.

What can I get paid, 15 bucks a year?

All right, I'll catch you back in the Santa Claus suit.

It's superb conditioning.

He's begging him, he's saying, please, Mr. Warlord, stop, stop, Mr. Warlord.

You'll stop it, Bobby, he ain't begging, come on, Dragon.

One heart, push backwards, you got it, come on.

He doesn't have any push left.

He threw a couple of forearms in there, they didn't have anything behind him.

Look at that, he's looking for the stare.

Fuck about guts.

He's looking for the shell answer, man, he's at a gas.

of all time. History will be made tonight. Excellence of execution versus

perfection. Bret Hart versus Mr. Perfect. Well, Bret the hitman, Hart, the

Intercontinental Belt says wrestling champion on it. And for you to be a

champion, you have to be perfect. You are excellent, but you're not perfect.

There's only one Mr. Perfect, and you're looking at him.

Coming up a battle for the Intercontinental title. Let's go back to

Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is for the...

Here we go, and watch this perfect entrance.

It's just let Bret Hart come in, make a mistake, and it's all over.

In other words, your usual philosophy, run and hide.

Run, hide, and keep your title.

There's a little Bret Hart there.

Little Hitman.

Very hapsky, happy youngster there.

The recipient of those Hitman sunglasses.

This one's underway, all the marbles at stake here.

Take a look, jam packed here in the garden, 20,000 plus on hand.

And who knows how many millions around the world watching SummerSlam 91.

Both men being relatively cautious here, both as-

one of these competitors.

Notice how they lock up.

Nice shoulder block by the hip band down quickly and over the top.

Goes Brett Wilde.

Yeah, what about it, Bob?

He hip-locked him right out of the ring.

I was gonna mention how aggressive they are.

They're not weighing back.

Perfect's got not only his title on the line, but his reputation.

Well, what, Bret Hart ain't got nothing on the line?

Bret Hart's got his whole career on his line.

Little on, I don't know if I would like to fight in the building,

It'd be hard for me.

Full win especially from Calvary, Alberta, Canada for this.

Your mom and pop were here, they wouldn't let anybody know that you were there.

Look at this, a crucifix, almost got him.

I'm not gonna kill you today, remark, groups.

But Alex you live on another two and a half hours.

I'm not, I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.

I used to.

I heard that rumor, I grew, nothing, I came up with.

I don't expect to sit here and take this thing.

No, you can leave.

Just relax, Brad.

I'll take care of it.

Okay.

Handful of hair buys a little time here for a perfect but, whoa!

Returning the favor!

You know, Piper used to come home from school and find out that his parents had moved.

Will you stop?

I'm not gonna tell you again, you'll be out of here.

I'm sorry, I apologize.

Shoot.

Somehow I just don't believe you, but I'm more into this back!

Look at-

Now he didn't, he used the hair.

Well, he was already returning to favor.

What's good for the goose is good for the gambler.

One hand watches the other, of course you wouldn't know about that, Boobs.

You can't pull Bret Hart's hair.

Why?

Because you get too many oil slicks on your hand.

Nice knee right into the midsection, right in the bread basket.

Irish whip by the champ.

Ring it down, it's over.

Backed on a high cross body, sends it down, he doesn't hook a leg.

And can't hold him, wow.

Momentum just took the hit man right out of there.

But he's right up with the vengeance.

Sunset from the outside.

No, no, no, no.

And right back to that side headlock.

I'll tell you I noticed something there Fred Hart went out on the floor landed right next to the coach got up

Got back in that ring paid no attention to the coach that shows you how he is geared for this match

Can only think about one thing that's your opponent. What's going on inside that squared circle

That's the mark of the way I'm worrying about somebody on the outside like you used to be and forget about it

You're a loser. Well, you didn't have to worry about me

Hair hair referee

Both guys taking a lot of liberties here in this one.

They know how much is at stake juggling for position,

trying to wear the other guy out with a Hulk.

Ooh, ooh, what a shot.

You'll be drinking soup for a week.

You ought to be used to the soup line by now, Bobby.

Irish whippin' on.

Hitman caught the leg.

That's perfect.

It was a little bit slow, bringing it up.

Takes him down now.

He's wasting too much time.

I agree, he should be going for it.

And not just a stunt.

He should have hooked him into that sharpshooter.

I think he knows that he's never gonna be able to put that on him.

No, no, I think that Hitman holds the timing for a sharpshooter.

And he knew he didn't have more downhills.

Beautiful kickoff and a scoop slam by Brett.

Another beautiful kickoff by the champ.

Look out, uppercut sends him over to top rope, and down to the concrete.

Take a count, take a count, take a nine count.

Take your time, you're the champ.

Both of these guys in tip top physical condition.

Coach is doing a lot of blow in there by that whistle, but he ain't saying a lot.

You won't find either one of these guys running out of gas.

That's all right, that's all right, you don't lose the belt that way, that's all right.

He might have hurt his back on that move.

Well, it lands literally pulling him apart here.

Got him back inside.

Does Hickman want it or does he want it bad?

He wants it, he knows the title can only change hands on a pitfall or submission.

He needs to go now though, he can't quit stalling now.

You cannot give him this opportunity to recover.

Come on, coach.

Concerned look on the face of Stuart Hellen hard as they watch.

You know why they're concerned?

They snuck in, they're scared the other way around.

Will you be serious?

Stop it now, Bobby.

Don't you realize that Hitman's got his whole career on the line right now?

He's got everything to lose.

One of all.

Do you think Perfey has everything to lose?

Yeah, but I want him to.

A shot right over the head of the referee catches the Hitman right in a kisser.

Perfey's yelling rape, it ain't gonna help.

Ooh.

That was about a 53 yard field goal right there.

Come on, coach, you gotta get perfect motivated.

You gotta get him going.

First thing he should do is fight as a coach, I think.

Another beautiful kick and outside to the concrete goes to Hitman.

He's right here on the floor by me.

Those ribs are hurting right now.

He's having trouble breathing, I can hear him.

Perfect, comes right out after him, reverse snipe edge and a beauty.

Wow, once Perfect gets on a roll, he don't quit.

Doesn't look like too much excellence of execution now.

Guaranteed they heard that at the top of the Empire State Building.

a little heavier than he usually does for this contest.

I think he trained heavy on the weights and heavy in the gym.

You know, no one's gonna win this match by default.

Whoever wins it's gonna have to win it with their own ability,

their own intestinal fortitude, and maybe even some blood.

What did you think?

It was gonna be a lottery and they're gonna pick a ticket?

Of course, their own intestinal fortitude.

Of course, their own guts.

But Bret Hart right there is the kind of guy that can.

First let it get so it's perfect.

Hitman wide open on the apron and paid for it.

And that's it, and paid for it, right into the steel barricade.

I don't know, he's got hurt bad on that one.

Look at Perfect, get him this, look at Perfect, catching this win.

Well, getting his composure.

I think Hanrod, one of our international photographers, saved him there.

Well, might have saved Brett, but didn't save the photographer.

No, the photographer's still there.

And look at this, it's retaliation time.

Amazing!

By the Hitman.

No, reversal by Perfect.

Look out, slides over the back.

Reverse, that's it.

No, no, no!

Oh, was that close.

Perfect, fast to get on the offense again.

Perfect.

Go ahead, go ahead.

Thank you, perfect, fast to dominate.

Perfect.

He knew he was a mark of a champion.

He never, what?

You're stuttering, you're not nervous for Perfect, are you?

Well, of course I am, a man's a good friend of mine.

You wouldn't have bet a little money on Perfect, which I have an inside interest.

I never bet.

Yeah, I don't like to lose.

Another beautiful reverse snipe edge.

Well, you're the Intercontinental Champion, Mr. Perfect.

You must not like yourself too much, Boomz, cuz I've seen you lose a lot.

Tried for a snap mirror out of the corner there, couldn't get it.

Whoa, I'm telling you, that moved the actual ring.

The actual ring in the building moved like a hit man, he hit that turnbuckle.

Every eye in the-

Put me all over right now.

Look at this, every eye in Madison Square Garden here is trained right in this ring.

No one's going after Popcorn, no one's getting autographed.

Oh, snap, neck breaker.

Point of interest, when Perfect really gets on a roll.

When Patrick is doing his most damage, I tell him he had a three, he starts with that neck.

This is the beginning of the end for the hit man.

Could be true.

Perfection command, I know that look, I know the way he operates.

He's toying with him right now.

That look, he looks like the wicked witch of the West, man, look at that hair.

I think he missed the bolt, myself.

I think he should have gone for the perfect flex right there.

But judging by the gun, he caught the bananas.

since a hit man out to the concrete once again.

Hickman really taking a lot of publicity.

What a matchup.

What a tribute to the athletes here in the World Wrestling Federation

to have two guys of this caliber doing what they're doing here in Madison Square Garden.

Perfect.

You can't let him get his win.

You can't let him walk.

There you go.

Go after him.

I gotta, I gotta give credit where-

We got one coach out there, now we got one sitting here.

You know, and you know what bothers me is he's right about that.

That is exactly what Perfect needed to do, and that's just what he's doing.

I'm a broadcast journalist, I have a right to my opinion.

I can cheer for whoever I want.

It's about the words there, Boobs.

Try to get the toilet paper out of your mouth.

Come on, hit that!

Herrick took it off a long time.

Look at their both turning it up there.

Both jacked in for a position in the corner on the second turnbuckle.

Both on the outside.

Who's gonna get the upper hand here?

will save his title.

Okay, the Nelm.

No, sure.

Got him like a bad habit.

When if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.

And never get caught.

Perfect, I don't know that Perfect should be taking these liberties.

If he's that strong, he should go for the pinball.

the enjoyment of humiliating him, that's what Perfect's all about.

Yeah, well, to me, that's a big mistake.

Anytime you got a chance to beat somebody, you go ahead and beat him,

because it could turn around to haunt you for the rest of your life.

You're right, if you're not perfect.

Good night.

Good night.

Soak into that sleeper deep.

Well, Stu Hart and Helen Hart, get the jammies out, cuz Sonny's going to bed.

of this one perfect to try to get the shoulders to the mat so either he can get

a count or Bret Hart will pass out but he's to try to get lower if he can.

Alright Bret, cinch up, cinch up.

He doesn't have that left on, he doesn't have that applied perfectly, Brandon.

It's taking a lot out of both of them.

Three shots into Brad Baskin, and look at this, another Crucifix move.

Perfect, absolutely perfect out one.

All right, come on.

All right, come on, get some heart into it.

Maybe some of the worst officiating I've ever seen, Baloney.

Perfect look and frustrated heart wants it bad perfect wants to keep it mom and daddy here

Millions and millions of people all over the world watching. There's nothing like WWF action

Perfect will be in the showers in 10 minutes

Certainly, what if tomorrow lies to you?

Look at perfect, he looks like he's looking for a way out.

I'm going to another portion of the body now.

Interesting, going maybe setting up for the sharp shooter.

How much time do we have?

Are we close to the time limit?

Absolutely, not.

I don't see how they can go much longer at this pace.

Oh, look at this.

He's got it halfway on.

The coach is up, buddy.

I can't believe this cheap shot by perfect coach had no business on the apron interfering

He didn't interfere as just the hitman was just about to slap on that shot shooter and the coach knew it

Perfect is pulling out all stops now

Momentarily coaches saved the day

Let's go Brett

Defining in here

What is the coach with a broken nose?

Good

Nice block there

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Right now, let's take it to our other colleague, Meenjean.

All right, thank you, folks.

Moments from now, the natural disasters

are going to be meeting these two men, Luke and Butch.

The Butch.

Andre, I recall a few months back, during an interview I was conducting with you, Jimmy

Hart had led us to believe that he was going to be your manager, but here's what took place

at the conclusion of that interview.

We're going to wipe that typhoon all over the ring.

That's right, guys, and we're going to lick those natural disasters all over the place.

And we're going to finish licking them, and we're going to finish eating them.

Oh, boy, we're going to feed them to you, Andre.

And that will be my chance to get even.

Yeah!

All right, let's get back to you, girl, brother.

Oh, oh, oh.

Bushwhackers along with...

You're pretty close to the top of that list.

And you know what?

You're a good judge of character.

Take a look at those two cups of humanity.

That is living proof that your novel happened.

Close to a half a time.

describe it.

And what we're working with here is half a ton of beef in the other corner.

How fast can Andre move to make the equalizer to make sure that everything's

on the up enough?

Can Andre keep the referee off?

There's a lot of ifs in this match.

However, a legend, and this just came to me, can be a great equalizer.

What does that stuff come from?

I just picked it out of the way.

the Bush Whackers, Bob T.

With Andre, and you had half a ton of beef.

It is an offset match.

What kind of strategy would you give the Bush Whackers?

Well, if I was managing the Bush Whackers, I'd commit suicide.

Hey, listen, do you think we can get you the gig?

I mean, maybe we can get you a job in Russian Parliament.

Anyway, we can get it done, you know?

I can handle their problems.

But I'll tell you, the secret to beating the National Disasters,

two ways, you get them down or you don't show up.

gonna stand up and fight him over a half a ton in there.

You got a point, boobs.

I do.

Well, kind of.

Look at this.

You really don't know what you do and what you don't.

Do you?

I just wanted to check his answer.

Oh, look.

just nailed his own partner.

Look at this, double slingshot of the Tycoon, yes.

Tend to fun.

I'll tell you one thing, the Bushwackers don't seem to be concerned with how big

they are, they're taking the fight to him.

every moment of it.

And you know, the natural disasters, they may have the weight,

but the Bush Whackers, they're Americana inside.

They got the heart.

There you go, look at the grown-up.

Look at the grown-up, baby.

Yeah, but it only takes a couple of shots like that, Rod.

But their back ain't so good right now.

To turn the tide immediately, look out.

You know what, Bush, Luke, and Andre in there.

I get confused, yeah, you get confused as long as I know I can.

Snotmare by the big guy.

Ring the bell, it's over.

Just a matter of time.

It is not.

much punishment listen to that little rump screaming instructions just one

time and credit for credits to you know you can say what you want to about the

natural disasters but earthquake

Just a moment, thank you very much.

I just got word that Hulk Hogan is in Madison Square Garden now,

he's in his dressing room.

And I'm gonna get up to my announced position here.

And I'm gonna go to his dressing room.

And I am gonna play, pull up or shut up.

And let's see what kind of a man Hogan is.

He's trapped now, and I'm going to go.

Are you leaving, that's the best news I've heard all night.

Truly, but what do you mean put up for shout out?

He's crazy, you know that.

But he's leaving though.

He is.

Look at Brute punches and trouble.

I hope he has a nice-

on the punishment to the back.

Albo lands on the back, it counts, two, all right, cuz of me.

Come on baby, you got him.

Come on.

You know, Hanrata, it's obvious to me that Bushwhackers don't have enough in

their arsenal to really put a hurt on the disasters.

Well, I think what they need to do is they need to go for the wheels.

But is this guy sick just walking out of this international broadcast?

Just throwing his headset down and get up and walk out of Madison Square Garden here?

Why?

Because he found out that the Hulk is in his dressing room?

Like this is news, of course he's in his dressing room.

Yes, he is sick moves.

You don't know what's going through that sick of my name.

And I don't want him.

The Bushwackers.

Oh, look out, battery ram.

But he doesn't go down.

Well, I don't knock one of them down, and maybe both of them.

Whoa, Andre stuck that crump in his kisser.

You know, there's that old philosophy.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but they don't fall that often.

And as long as they don't fall on top of you.

She's agreeing.

Come on, Luke.

The Bushwhackers are gonna have to start moving or start talking to Andre.

One of the two.

Uh-oh, look out!

Perhaps the beginning to the end.

Whatever.

For the Bushwhackers!

Earthquake!

dressing room of the WWF champion Hulk Hogan and I'm gonna embarrass him I'm

gonna show you what kind of a man he is. Hogan open the door I'm a busy man wait

till you see this. On the half of the real world champion Ric Flair I would

like to challenge you Hogan at any time any place

I think I got everything ready.

I'm going to be dressed to the max yet to the tens.

Yeah, because I know Elizabeth is also.

What was that?

Uh-huh.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, unbelievable.

Yeah, you shouldn't talk so directly like that,

because we haven't known each other that long.

Where am I going on the honeymoon?

Uh-huh.

Well, Elizabeth doesn't know, and it's a secret

that I'm going to spring on her.

in a second and get Elizabeth's answer or whatever

and then feed her the information,

all of a sudden everybody knows a surprise.

Yeah, how do you stop a rumor?

Bottom line.

Ted DiBiase, we are just moments away

from the match for the million dollar belt.

I can't wait.

And right now I can't help but recall

some of the humiliating services you forced

your former bodyguard Virgil to perform.

For example, you had him clean the fungus

from between your toes.

Also you made him remove the dirt from your boots not to mention the constant verbal abuse the former bodyguard had to endure

You see that look, that look of humiliation on Virgil's face?

Well, that look is minute by comparison to the humiliation that you're gonna

suffer tonight, Virgil, in just a few minutes.

At the hands of the million-dollar man, you come to face the master,

to challenge the master in my city, New York City, for my million-dollar belt.

Well, you better go and cancel all those plans of celebration that you have.

And you remember the gutter that I told you I was gonna leave you laying in,

face down, where you're in a city full of gutters.

Take your pick, Virgil.

But just to show you that I am not a totally insensitive man,

I have left you with one small token, Sherry.

Here it is, Virgil.

You're crying towel.

that this is just like any other title match here in the WWF.

The title can only change hands on a pinfall or submission.

Which proves to me he's looking for a way out and he's nervous.

Right, look at that.

The only helmet he's got nothing on between a meme and a bastard.

I kissed Jerry one time, you know that?

You did what?

I kissed her one time.

Did you get a hook from Mousa Z?

Shot, I almost fell in.

Baby, she don't shave anymore and she becomes a shrub.

You won't get the belt.

We're talking a million bucks and we've talked about that.

You notice Virgil just took the referee, pushed the referee back.

excellent physical condition, and some of that, and I'm sure a lot of that

gotta be attributed to you, too hard, right?

But bottom line.

Nice job, he's out there on the hallway.

How'd it go there, Bob?

I'll tell you something, you look good.

Ric Flair would have knocked on that door.

Hogan would have dropped to his knees,

surrounded the Royal Wrestling Federation.

Where is he, Opie?

He took a cheap shot at me.

He didn't want to match with me.

He didn't want to even talk to me.

He thinks he embarrassed me, he's dead wrong.

Nobody embarrasses me.

Hey, Boobs, did that kind of remind you of Halloween

when you were a kid?

Both men down on the concrete.

up the arena.

He's certainly given Dibiasi a chance to punch himself out, but it's Virgil.

Who's getting punched?

Yes, but sometimes you've got to take a couple of shots,

to get where you want to go.

He's taken more than a couple of shots.

Dibiasi making the motion there, the belt belongs to me.

And now I'm gonna humiliate you like I've done in the past.

Something is gonna change.

Why he had to do is keep his mouth shut and do what he was told.

He'd have been taken care of.

Are you kidding?

He was making enough a month to get by.

Nice, that's your miracle way, right?

Just get by, right?

Look out, D.B. Asi on a second-hand bottle on the inside.

About to make a move here.

too close.

Virgil just kicking out at the last split second,

or one tenth of a second.

Gaby Ozzy's got a curiosity here I've never seen before.

Can you imagine Piper?

That dummy Virgil was to win the million dollar belt

with all that diamond and gold.

He probably got and had a grind.

Please.

I'll tell him he said so.

Please.

Be my guest.

of the real-world heavyweight champion.

that the sensational sherry...

You're gonna, you're gonna regret that.

Yes!

Nice block, and another block by Virgil as he goes downstairs.

Beautiful!

Come on, Virgil!

Virgil reaching down for that little something extra.

Five, six, seven, eight, five, six!

Sure, he got another chance.

He had time to land on the mat and rest.

He didn't get another chance.

And he shouldn't get another chance to win the million dollar belt.

Hey, it's supposed to be none of.

This is what champions are making out of, think of what he did to you.

The referee went down, got sandwiched right between Virgil and the corner post.

Maybe he has to take his time now, he doesn't want to rush things.

Because if he pins Virgil or beats Virgil right now,

the referee is not in position to count.

He's got to get his win back, he's got to get himself in shape, but keep Virgil down.

Virgil for all intents and purposes seems down and out of it.

He met DBSC and he's still going to be down and out.

and Virgil beat.

Reverie just now starting to come to his senses.

Another suplex coming up by the Million Dollar Man.

I hope Virgil didn't do anything stupid and

put a down payment on anything like a boom box.

I cannot believe the arrogance of Damian.

Look at this, now look at what he's doing, referee.

He's freeing up the turnbuckle pad, exposing the steel in the corner.

Obviously with the tensions of Rammie and Virgil's head into it.

Virgil, watch where you are, watch where you are, Virgil.

Virgil just about conscious.

He's talking to him, look at this.

corrections officers from New York City and the Mountie and as I recall you had

backup of another kind. Some time ago let's take a look.

One of the other is headed for the Pokemony.

This is the way it's gonna happen, mean Gene O'Callan.

Standing by right now is Sean Mooney.

Big Boss Man, after what we just witnessed, it is clear

there is no question in the mind of the Mountie

just who is going to win the jailhouse match tonight.

I believe the Mountie has the wrong idea.

He shouldn't be out there talking to New York City's

finance on how to treat me.

He should be on his hands and knees, talking to the.

This is gonna be a classic.

Once and for all, we're gonna know, I know, but

with everybody's gonna know who is the real Law and Order in the World

Wrestling Federation, and I believe it's the man in the red shirt.

Well, I believe it's the man in the blue shirt.

with the sauce right there, boss.

No, but he's gonna need him to bribe the Scrooge.

Wait, stop.

So much on the line.

The humiliation of actually getting arrested, having the cuffs put on you.

Drug and put in for the patchy, poof, for someone.

Having a record, having a record.

Are you arrested?

with who knows what, the dredges of society.

First boss man will be right at home.

Look out, boss man made a nice move there, slide up, almost got his hands on

that little run Jimmy Hart.

He worries about Jimmy Hart.

He's gonna have to worry about who's gonna be his cellmate tonight.

He's got to beat that mounting this has turned it into a brawl to we've had punches exchange

They have tried a wrestling manoeuvre

But he's obviously on the straight and narrow right now.

Look at, he's trying to tear that head right off his shoulder.

Come on, come on, you can do it, get up, baby.

Get up now, you can do it, baby.

But I would have figured the Boss Man would have tried to go for a pin there.

I'm surprised that he's trying to wear a laundry down.

And I'm surprised that the Boss Man is falling for Jimmy's tactics of distraction.

What an evening here outside the swim.

He's falling, and he can't get up.

When you stop, he got a worldwide television audience here on Boyhead.

They've been treated royally so far.

We've seen the Intercontinental belt change hands.

We've seen Virgil become the new million dollar champion.

Now we're gonna see somebody go to the slaughter.

Look at the boss man.

He should get used to sleeping on the floor cuz that's where he's gonna be

The Mounties the only law and honor, the Mounties the only law and honor, baby.

That's right, Jimmy, what a fountain of misinformation.

Like to stick him in a piece of bread, he could be the file.

Look out, Elbow finds the mark by the Mountie, nice move, well executed.

The boss man was on a roll, everything was going his way.

of the mouth from the south, Monty comes from behind.

Once the Monty gets you down, he has a tendency to get his man.

Piper Piper, Piper, Piper, don't blame Boss Man for chasing Jimmy Holt.

The guy never professed to be a Harvard graduate, he's not that bright a guy.

Really?

Irish whip by the Monty, haunt into the corner, goes to Boss Man.

I wonder if Boss Man's mommy's gonna be baking him a cake from the fire.

Are you gonna start again?

Did your mom ever beg anything for you, Piper?

Well, they were never home, that's right.

Little stiff there, poops.

I certainly didn't teach the boss man that at the Harvard School of Business.

Hooks the leg, but only gets a two count.

Come on, beat that meter made from Cop County up.

with those roundhouse rights, nice reversal now by the Boss Man.

Whoa, a split second too late.

Jimmy Hart screaming at him.

The Monty always gets his man.

I'll tell you something, Boss Man.

You're not gonna be sleeping tonight with Otis.

And Andy and Bonnie are gonna let you out in the morning.

You're in for one horrible night.

But if the Monty does go to jail, maybe he will get his man.

Elbow dropped by the Mountie, and another one finds the mark right on the sternum.

Over for the cover.

Kick out.

Yes.

Look at, he didn't hook that leg out, right?

No, sir.

Technique, we cannot forget the basics.

Doesn't matter what kind of brawl it turns into.

The basics of winning a match is the basics of wrestling.

You must hook the leg, especially with a competitor like the Boss Man.

Drop kick.

But we're not dealing with finesse here.

These two guys are fighting.

They're fighting for a reputation, and they're fighting for their survival tonight.

They're fighting to stay out of the camp.

Yeah.

Whoa, the strength, Boss Man still got some vigor in him.

What the heck is Jimmy Hart trying to do there?

What the hell's wrong with him?

Excuse me.

Trying to save his man, whoa.

That's okay, that's okay.

Rose Line sitting right on the apron.

Down his head, that's okay, won't hurt him.

Look at that little runt.

The greatest walking advertisement for first control I've ever seen.

Hot rod.

Jimmy Hart.

Come on, boss man, get up at six o'clock in the morning.

Here's your cup of coffee and you one cigarette.

Well, you know what time they get up in the pulpit, do you?

I've watched the police story before in Colombo.

Yeah.

I think you're speaking from personal experience.

I could do 30 minutes on that, Boots.

Nice uppercut by the Boss Man.

Roundhouse right, and retaliation by the Mountie.

He just bit him.

Mountie pulling out all the stops here, going for a piledriver.

He can't get him up.

I don't think he's got anything left.

No, Boss Man's keeping a low-

But under the circumstances both men so tired both men are trying so hard

He caught the boss man a good one there. The boss man is hurt

Could be

Wonder if you'll get a tin cup beat in the bars with why is the money waiting so long?

Well, he's giving Jimmy a harder signal something's going on here. They got a plan. They got a play

What's going on?

All I just gotta do is cover him.

Nobody ever said he was a mental giant, Hot Rod.

This is true.

He wants to zap him.

He wants to zap him good.

He's not to zap him.

He missed, an uppercut by the Boss Man, and the Cataprod went flying.

Come on, get up, Boss Man, it's behind you.

Look at that little runt, are you rodent?

Jimmy Hyatt ran over and grabbed that stick before the referee could see it.

Lee Braga, I don't know how he did that one, whoa!

Boss Man sneaks out of the field, a quick tap from the hole!

Mike Gaysen eats your heart out!

I'm surprised his head's still on his shoulders.

Sends him in for the ride!

such splendid competition, such drive and athletes.

Tripp, from the back side by the Mounties still have another,

enough collective thoughts left to do that.

The Mountie is law and order, he's been telling you.

We all know he's smarter than the boss man.

Apolloni.

We know he's showing you that he's tougher than the boss man.

Both of these guys are right for the pickets right now.

Both of these guys are tough.

I've been watching both of these guys, what's this?

I can't tell you to change clothes.

But he can't go to jail.

This may be Mounties night in hell.

He's getting exactly what he deserved.

I can assure you it's not going to be any night at the beach.

Stop, Morgan, and I've got something to say.

Never, never in the history of the World Wrestling Federation,

never in the history of wrestling has ever been a bigger ripoff

than what happened here tonight.

This man ripped me off.

This match should have never even started.

You talk about disqualification.

Virgil jumps me from behind the bell for a rung.

It should have been over right there.

Why did he jump me?

Because he knows that's the only way he could ever have beaten me.

and the referee stops the match, reads the bell,

kicks her out of ringside.

Jack Dunney stands behind that, shoulda never happened.

Let me tell you something, Virgil, you stole it.

That's the only way you could get it.

He's got a serious face of the judges,

the million dollar man standing by right now.

Let's go to Shawn Moody.

Well, thank you, Gene. Joining me, the new Intercontinental Champion, Brett the Hitman

Hart. And Brett, it has a great sound to it.

It doesn't get any better than this. This has got to be the greatest day for the Hitman.

I've waited a long time to prove to Mr. Perfect that there's no such thing as perfect. And

he got to find out the hard way what the excellence of execution is all about. Mr. Perfect, you

just weren't good enough. And you're looking at the World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental

Champion.

Let's go over to Mean Gene Oakland.

All right, with me at this time,

the natural disasters, Jimmy Hart,

you've got to be concerned about the money

he's on his way to the slammer right now.

I want my lawyers on the phone, I want my lawyers on the phone right now.

Because nobody's gonna get away with this.

We were ripped off.

I'm telling you me, Gina, I'm gonna put my numbers back down for you.

I want to right now talk to Earthquake and

Ty Boon gentlemen, apparently you stuck your noses in where it shouldn't have belonged.

Stuck it where it don't belong?

Legion of Doom, we're gonna eat you up, chew you up, and spit you out.

What about it, Earthquake?

Legion of Doom, you are the ones that stuck your nose in our business.

It was our match.

and you prevented us from getting them.

You are history!

All right, standing by right now,

my colleague once again,

Sean Moody with a Big Boss Man.

Big boss man, you have to be very happy. We just saw the Mountie. He's on his way to spend a night with a New York City police

Sean Mooney, what kind of bird came fly you got me big boss jailbird

That's exactly what the Canadian Mountie is

This is just a small sample of what you got to look forward to that ride downtown

You got to look forward to getting booked in and getting thrown in that cell with God knows who

But the plain and simple fact is, I promised everybody in this country, every man, woman, and child,

that I am the law and order in the World Rested Federation. And that is a fact now.

No more questions. Caledon County, you're just a criminal. A bad cop. I am the law and order.

Plain and simple. Well, me and Gene Okerle is attempting to catch up with the groom-to-be,

All right, thank you very much, Sean Moody.

The Macho Man, Randy Sammings, of course,

is gonna be exchanging Ups and Whills

with the lovely Elizabeth here at Summer Slam.

Macho Man, I know you're on the horn with the 900 number,

talking live to somebody right now.

Excuse me, Macho Man.

Well, apparently...

Wait a minute, I'm on the phone, dig it, yeah!

Uh-huh, Gino Girl, and you know what, Gino.

Well, apparently I'm not gonna get an opportunity

to talk with a Macho Man.

However, right next door in her dressing room,

And of course, always willing for a little conversation.

Miss Elizabeth, I think I'll sneak over and talk to her.

No way.

We're in a hurry for someone going to see somebody.

Would you say Elizabeth?

Apparently not.

No, apparently it's not her name.

It's Elizabeth, but you said it just a little while ago.

I think if you stayed here with me, that would be fine.

You don't mind making this a party line call, do you?

I think that's the way it's going to be with that.

Let's join our broadcast colleague,

Lord Alfred Hayes, with all the latest news from the UK.

But in the meantime.

Here at Stateside, perhaps we could take a five minute break.

Five minute break.

Call that 900 number right now.

What do you want, Broke?

Tell me right now.

back at SummerSlam, a lot of things still to come.

The match made in heaven, and of course, the match made in hell with a special guest

referee Sid Justice, who could be the determining factor in that one, Ross.

Which way is the wind gonna blow?

We don't know the mounting all in the same block dancing to the jailhouse rock.

First of all, I never thought the hit man would beat Mr.

Perfect.

I never thought Virgil would walk out of here with a million dollar belt.

I never thought-

I'm speaking, do you mind?

And I never thought that the Mountie would be on his way to jail.

Now, but I have thought about Sid Justice.

And I guarantee you, he's up to something.

What makes you think- He's been too quiet.

Have you heard anything about him in the last hour, two hours, three hours or so?

No.

Well- So what does that mean?

Well, I gotta like- Is that trying to tell you something or what?

Makes noise.

I gotta like- I said just as makes noise.

Don't read something that isn't there, Brain.

Give me a break.

Hey, something happened.

You know, the Macho Man's been talking so much on that phone.

Maybe he won't have any voice left to say I do.

Oh, he gotta say is, oh, yeah.

I understand that that paddy wagon is just about to pull up to the slammer.

Jail house rock, baby.

I think it's done now.

a warm reception for the Mountie.

Let me tell you something, baby.

They better not hurt one hair on the Mountie's head.

My lawyer's on the way to the police station right now.

Jimmy Hart, Jimmy Hart.

You're going to have to put the Mountie's problems aside

for the moment as the nasty boys

prepare to defend the tag team

belts against the Legion of Doom.

to make these rules.

Well, let me tell you, L.O.D., Jack, Cutty

ain't comin' in a ring with ya.

It's just you and us, and you're goin' to Nastyville,

and this is one trip you're not comin' back from.

Hey, let me tell ya somethin',

Hulk, and I'm all, let me tell ya,

no more cryin', no more whining,

it's you against us for the gold, the heat's on,

it's meltin' your face,

it's your last trip to Nastyville,

and you're...

Now wait a minute Jimmy Hart I've just received word there is more going on at the jail with the Mountie. Take a look right there

I can't take pictures of them out of here like that!

That's an invasion of privacy!

My lawyers won't hear about this!

We're gonna suffer!

Right now, let's go over to Mean Jean Oakland.

Somebody's gonna be in a lot of trouble over this right now!

Somebody's gonna be in a lot of trouble over this!

All right, thank you, Sean Mooney.

A couple of gentlemen with me right now.

The Legend of Doom with the opportunity of a lifetime tonight.

as they meet the nasty boys for the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team titles.

No count out, no disqualification animal.

That's right Gene, no count out, no DQ, that's right up our alley.

That's what the LOD likes.

You know Gene, we're here getting ready for the match in the garden against the nasty boys,

ready to take those titles.

And we hear all this commotion, we look through the curtain

and the natural disasters are trying to jump Andre.

Two on one.

So how could I have decided to take it upon ourselves to even up the odds?

How do you like that, natural disasters?

Anytime, anywhere, we ain't afraid of you.

Tell them, Hawk.

Well, it seems to me that it seems to me that the natural disasters

have just bitten off a little bit more than they can chew.

Well, somewhere down the line, I'm sure we'll be in the ring with you.

And when we get done chewing you, we'll spit you out like the stickin' bad tartar that was stuck to our teeth.

But first and foremost on our minds, our rotten minds is the nasty boys and the WWF tag team titles.

You see, when we get done with the nasty boys,

we're gonna call them the batsy boys.

You see, there's boys, there's men, and there's monsters.

Aah! What a rush!

Thank you, Legion of Doom.

Apparently, there is more going on right now,

involving the Monty.

Let's get back to the city, Sneezer.

No! You can't...

Looks as though the Mountie is a bit outnumbered at the New York City Jail, and Sergeant Slaughter I'm sure you can relate to that situation as you prepare to face Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior 3 on 2 in the match made in hell.

What do you mean outnumbered puke face? You piece of human garbage? Outnumbered? We're not the ones that are going to be outnumbered. It's Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior that's going to be outnumbered. In fact...

They'll be outnumbered before the match even starts.

Take a look at the ultimate puke.

He still looks a little snake bit to me.

In fact, it looks like it's going to be a little easier than we thought.

In fact, we might have one more little surprise right here at the match made in hell.

Right now, let's go over to Mean Gene Okerland.

All right you people know this man he is the special guest referee for tonight's main event the match made in hell

Sit justice. I've got to ask you how you're gonna call this one tonight

You know mean gene if I've been asked that question once I've been asked it a hundred times

And the question is sit justice. Where do you stand?

Well, I think I've answered that question at least a thousand times and the answer is the same

I am a man that stands alone

Well, now, wait a minute, Sid. Justice, we could take exception to that because right here in Madison Square Garden earlier today,

we had a television camera. Pick up this. I want you to take a look. It's your conferring with Sergeant Slaughter and Company.

How about joining the Corps? Come on. Try and get it together.

Corps of Destruction! General Edna! Colonel Mustafa! Sergeant Slaughter! First Lieutenant! Justice! How's that sound?

There is gotta be something, but you don't understand see those guys stopped me in the hall

You didn't hear that but right there. I did not promise those guys one thing and the same thing

I did not promise the ultimate warrior or Hulk Hogan one thing, but I am going to make one final promise that tonight

Justice will be served all right. Let's get back to ring side

Well, he may not have made a promise, but he had a big smile on his kisser.

He's so dead, and I've got him here.

He said, what did he say, they asked a hundred times, he answered a thousand.

He stands by himself.

Hey, Greg, Greg, that's supposed to be impartial.

He was doing an awful lot of smiling.

You see it.

I'm saying it doesn't smell right.

It just smells funny to me.

Well, you'd know what funny smells, I guess, if anybody was.

Well, it's the Federation Tag Team belts on the line.

A hair by weed eater.

The nasty boys are doomed, it says.

Perhaps they are.

There's Big Bird Leon.

I'll tell you what, you gotta give credit where credit is due, Hot Rock.

since becoming the champion.

And non-stop, they have a contract that is open,

and every time they get in the ring,

It's easy to attack two people when you're wearing shoulder pads for a solid steel spikes.

But they didn't use them.

The nasty boys are smart, they all weigh back, and

they'll wait for LOD to make a mistake, because they don't have to beat LOD.

Just a moment, yes, would you go please and check on that?

I'm sending one of my staff members now to check on exactly where you should be.

Well, they work for her, it doesn't really matter what you call them.

But she's gonna go back and check and find out exactly where Sid Justice is at this time.

Are they all too heavy?

He, the money I pay my staff.

nasty boys pulling out all the stops here they'll have to forget by legion of doom

Not even Saturday night here in the Apple tag made a continuity is there on this

championship team.

No disqualification.

That's right.

Anything goes.

And credit to the Nasty Boys took an incredible amount of place.

Just a moment, what?

My staff member just told me Sid Justice is not in his dressing room.

Sid Justice is not in his dressing room.

Well, where would he be?

Is he in Hogan's dressing room?

Is he in the Warriors dressing room?

Maybe he went to the men's room.

He has a men's room in his room.

Or is he with, and he with Slaughter, who's stopping Adnan?

I'm telling you, we're telling us right into the steel steps.

For a guy that doesn't like the triangle of terror,

he sure looked awful friendly.

He had a big smile on his kisser, I'll give you that.

The nasty boys seem to have changed strategy a little bit here.

They will just come on and

now what they're doing is they're baiting an animal and

they're working viciously on hog.

give me verbal warning here but there are no disqualifications, there are no

countouts, the match can only end in a pinfall or submission.

This match is tailor made for both teams.

LOD has no regard for the rules and the nasty boys are just plain nasty.

So I don't enjoy themselves and have some fun.

They are.

Right now it's the Nasty Boys who are having the fun.

I wouldn't be surprised when the Nasty Boys get done beating LOD if they don't

go down to the jail and bust the money out.

I would be surprised, why don't you go down and bail him out if you're so concerned.

You say bail him out, bust him out.

I heard what you said.

Well, I don't care if the money stays there or not, it's none of my business.

I'm not kind of a guy, I live a life living.

As the nasty boys have cut the ring in half here, Hawke taking a shellacan.

See them, look at them, constantly antagonizing animal.

Constantly cutting Hawke off, they know they got Hawke in trouble.

If they can keep him from tagging, they can go for the win.

Hawks been in there a long time.

He's getting tired too.

Another tag made.

Think of the referee.

What's he got to do in a match like this?

There's no rules, no con on no qualification.

Yes, but he is there to prevent people from going too far.

He's there to try to call it, to try to keep order.

But I mean, if they want any four of them can take a whack at him.

They don't care.

Shows you how much guts he's got referees there to count somebody down or have somebody submit

That's what he's their point. I know that to declare the winner. I know that

look out

Bombs away

Little low, maybe a legion of dirt finish right in the abdomen

Just stand back, Raph, you could get hurt.

Just what we expected to see in this one.

Sgt. General should put a warning on this match.

This could be hazardous to your health.

Should put a warning on you.

Uh-oh, look at that from the outside.

The helmet.

Oh, he almost nailed his own partner.

That shoes in your head.

Whoo!

Chips again, baby.

All right.

I'm a little hip squeak.

Could be trouble.

This one could be all over right here in two counts.

No, the three was coming down, but

Animal Manage is the kick out, I don't believe it.

Hock's making his way around.

Uh-oh.

Hock trying to get-

about this match also is two completely different styles.

Irwin being very fast, very capable.

Hammer taking his time, very methodical.

Everything's thought out, Irwin.

What a shoulder block by the hammer off the ropes.

I don't think that's a way for Irwin to go.

I think Irwin got the message there.

Yeah, well, I'm the one that got audited.

to stop until I'm sure he's got the message.

Well, Hammer knows how to give you the message.

No doubt about that.

I can attest to that.

What a night it's been here in Madison Square Garden for

SummerSlam, Intercontinental title has changed hands.

The World Wrestling Federation Tag Team title has changed hands.

The Mountie is spending the night in jail.

I hope so.

I haven't forgot.

Boy, I'll tell you something.

I wouldn't want to be in the Mountie shoes for anything.

He's gonna have some sore legs.

Oh, they've got him handcuffed.

They've got him shackled.

It's probably rubber holds in him by now.

They got him under that hot light.

They're probably interrogating him trying to find out.

some secret set that the Canadian Mounted Police use.

Incidentally, there's a rumor going around right now amongst our people here

in ringside that Jake, the Snake, Roberts, and the Undertaker

have been seen somewhere here in Madison Square Garden.

What on earth are they doing here, if that's true?

It's only a rumor.

I know, I bet you, I said it was a rumor.

You're probably starting to find it.

When the wedding starts.

And the judge, your creature, whoever they got is going to say,

does anybody object, I believe somebody may object.

Or are they here to pay a visit to the Ultimate Warrior?

Or are they even here?

Who knows, you're not people in the city here, Lai.

Takes one to no one.

Sure does.

You resemble that remark, right?

Look out, Bat Drop coming up at home and returns the tables and almost got him.

They're not on the card, are they?

No, they're not.

Then they're not here.

He's down.

You got that right.

You should be a songwriter, right?

A song for Mr. Sinatra, all blue right.

Okay, start spreading the news.

G-B-O-S is leaving today.

I'm having a great time.

Epdominal stretch with a little assistance

from that top rope for IRS.

You'd have a good voice if it ever came to your throat.

a bird, a vulture, cannot get that in before you get boobs.

I didn't say that.

I know, you're not that smart.

Hammer's been in this a long time.

Referee Danny Davis finally caught him with the hammer and

already taken care of the situation.

Close line and a beauty.

Holy cow, there you see some of the excellence of everyone's wrestling ability.

I can't figure out why you and I both know what it's like to be in there.

Why someone hasn't grabbed this IRS by the tie or suspenders and tied the guy up.

I was saying to say somebody told me that the tie was just a clip on, but I don't know.

Well, the suspenders aren't clip on.

As soon as you're dead, where's the suspenders?

Sometimes.

You're dead?

You would know by forever, they were never home and you've got the.

What's that got to do with that?

He was your kid, would you weigh it up?

He was your kid, would you wait for him to come home?

You used to get his lunch wrapped in a road map.

Who's talking to me?

Somebody's bugging me over here.

That's one of your stooches, one of your assistants.

He's been flossing with toilet paper again, huh?

They said Sid Vicious has just gone back into his dressing room, but

they don't know where he came from.

figure four very shortly.

That's worse than a wedgie.

Hammer beating him to the punch here.

Reverse knife edges finding the mark.

Nice reversal by Irwin.

Whoa, knee in the corner, perfect setup here on Stinger Four.

Hammer smells it now.

I got it, got a check every once in a while, there ain't no light.

Here it comes, he's set to slap it on.

Terminated a lot of guys' careers with this one.

He's got it, he's got that figure four on.

That's it.

I don't think IRS can get to the ropes.

I don't think so.

Or he's fighting it.

He made it.

He made it to that bottom rope.

A credit to IRS, what guts.

Those collateral-lateral ligaments are stretched out now, Hot Rod.

And then collateral-laterals.

Just say he hurt his knee.

Well, you have to keep it simple for the humanoid.

And for you.

Yeah, you're the only humanoid here.

There's the signal again for the figure four.

But he didn't go to it.

He went to drop an elbow instead.

He double frosted himself, Hot Rod.

He did, but ah, ah, got a hold of the ring again.

Hammer very seldom makes the same mistake twice.

He usually makes it about three or four times.

Well, now he gave the signal and he is in fact going for it.

No, he's knocked.

I don't understand why the hammer, a couple of, there he goes.

Now, he didn't give any signal at all.

That time, he got caught in a small package, it's over.

Hey, he had a handful of hair.

Doesn't matter, he won.

Doesn't matter, he won.

Yes, it matters.

Here is your winner, RS.

Here's to some of us.

Irwin R. Scheister with a big win here at Summerslam.

Madison Square Garden, let's go back and take a look at some of the action in this one.

Look at this, Valentine here goes to slap on the figure four.

He's just about got it locked in.

But he loses his balance, falls into the waiting hands of IRS, one, two, three.

It was up to his elbows and hair, man.

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for the match made in hell, it's gonna be something else.

The wedding's next?

No, that's-

What's the match made in hell?

That's the match made in heaven.

Excuse me.

Will you get your ass together?

Right now, let's take it to our other colleague, Mejean Okerlin.

Be right now, the ultimate warrior,

Hulk Hogan, tonight, gentlemen,

the match-maiden hell is you.

Face Sarge and Slaughter and accompany the Triangle of Terror.

Well, you know something, Mean Jean.

The battleground of Madison Square Garden

is the only appropriate place

for the match-maiden hell to happen, brother.

Ever since January 23rd, 1984, I've been waiting for a feeling.

I've been waiting for a rush like I had when I won the WWF title and

changed the course of wrestling history in the WWF.

And now I've got that same feeling, I've got that same emotion.

And I also realized, brother, that if we don't wipe out Sergeant Slaughter and

his corps tonight in the match made in hell, wrestling history in the WWF could also change again.

of hell, here's a man who has virtually gone through hell

in recent weeks, the ultimate warrior.

Are we loaded down, Honkster?

Loaded, brother.

Loaded down, ready to go down into the pit.

One strike from a cobra is not enough

to hold back the force of Hulkamania

and the power of warrior wildness.

We will not come by tank or by air.

But we'll walk side-by-side and leave four-foot steps behind as all the warriors and Hulkamaniacs

jump on our backs, prepare yourselves to go down to the Coupe of War or Wilderness and Hulkamania,

Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior walk in this battle.

to leave as we walk in as the same.

We've got momentum, Eugene, the bite from the cobra.

Don't you realize, Sergeant Slaughter?

The toxins most mortal men can't handle.

Just inspired.

Just put more gas on the fire of the warriors

and all the little Hulkamaniacs know

that tonight is just as important as hanging on to the WWF title.

Sergeant Slaughter, you and your core are doomed, brother.

The Honster and the Ultimate Warrior Destroyer!

You know, guys, the Honster and the Warrior left out very,

one very important thing.

Avery Fareed to the guest referee, Sid Justice.

Justice, what is he gonna do?

Rumer, he's been in the hallway.

We've seen footage with him with Slaughter, Adnoid, and Mustafa.

He says he stands alone, yet we see him with others.

We're gonna know right away what he means by Justice will be served.

That guy right there.

could change the entire complexion of any man.

He's a big son of a, a big guy isn't he?

Yeah, he's a big guy, watch it, yeah, that's what's going on.

And now, the Pregnant, one last beat in hell.

Two, three.

He's getting a tremendous ovation here.

I don't really care which way he goes.

Why don't you go tumbling?

You don't like to look at his eyes.

But I mean, he's not getting in that ring like a referee.

What's he getting in like?

Like he's got a plan.

He's got a referee shirt on.

But I mean, he didn't step through the road,

wave to the people standing in the corner today.

I should have jumped from the floor onto the apron like a canal.

Don't you worry.

be able to count a minute if

something's going down by the

expression on Slaughter's face and

have had non-smiles.

The Benedict Arnold of the

World Wrestling Federation, the

trainer, Sergeant Slaughter, and

his entourage.

That's why they call it hell, because nobody likes it.

Red, white, and blue everywhere here in the garden.

Wait, wait a minute.

What?

Water's talking with Justin.

I think they should hang in there.

a traitor and he can't get enough tonight in my mind.

Ednon, General Ednon just winked.

What does that mean?

I don't know, I don't know.

Well, why are you spreading this kind of thing?

Somebody who means two things.

But you're out for it.

You wanna go, you wanna make a date or I got a plan?

Was it you who winked at me?

You didn't wink at me.

Just checking about the date part.

I saw you fill out an application under date to put small dried fruit.

what they are. We're ready to go here to Bella Sounded. We're underway.

Hawks, they're the greatest World Wrestling Federation champion.

Will you stop with that?

You wouldn't have slammed the door in his relation like he didn't mind.

Well, listen, but that didn't happen.

What did happen, Boobs?

You got humiliated like you usually do.

So back to Hogan.

He may be the greatest thing that ever happened to a professional wrestling.

And you're my, but to me, my opinion, that means rude.

Look what's going on.

He's gonna go back in.

Justice not taking any baloney from anybody.

To be a boy.

It didn't look like no ploy to me.

It looked like a typical slaughtered tactic, but it looks like a cut.

But maybe Hogan got to him.

Maybe the greatest athlete that ever lived in your mind greased his palm.

Why don't you stop with all the procrastinating.

Yeah.

The broadcast, I'm just making it under some.

Well, do a little journalism here and

get into what's going on and quit knocking people.

Sarge with the champ trapped in the corner, but now look out, it's reversal.

And Slaughter almost went flying out of there.

Yeah, but that ain't gonna be enough to stop Slaughter.

And now, look at this punching, Sid Justice is making,

he's not even trying to get him to stop, he's letting him punch, let him do it every time.

Holdswater stays on his feet, that way he can take more punishment.

You really hate the guy, don't you?

Yes, I do.

I suppose you like a traitor.

Well, son of my business, I don't wanna get involved politically.

Aren't you an American?

Well, I'm American, yeah, why?

Well, this guy turned his back on this country.

Would you do that?

Maybe you would.

My favorite show is The Price is Right.

Get up, Slaughter, so they can knock it down again.

Oh, oh, oh, my God.

You folks got to see that one close up.

Over for the cover, hooks the leg, he won't get him.

Mustafa came in there and hurt.

What has the referee done so far?

Just stay out of the way?

Yes, but he has stayed out of the way of everybody.

The only one thing that he could do was take an illegal foreign object away.

Otherwise, he's been fair and impartial.

I don't like the teamwork here.

Slaughter's been in the ring the whole time.

You don't like nothing.

Like me?

Except that 976 numbers.

Obviously, he doesn't have much stock in his core.

Hard to have any core there, when you get beaten by Hulkin, get out of him.

Here they come, Rostafa in there once again.

And notice Justice was down there with a nice smooth count,

a thousand and one, a thousand and two, same count for everybody,

keeping line and Justice.

Close line and a beauty, nowhere for Sarge to go.

He absorbed a full grunt to that blow.

It's been all the hunk and warrior up to now.

Not only that, let's give credit again, we're credit still as much as I hate the guy.

Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, here we go.

Slaughter has been in there.

Justice, get in there.

By himself taking punishment.

What's this?

Uh-oh.

No, there ain't nothing wrong with that.

Trying to get him out of the corner, Hulkster wouldn't break there.

I saw him earlier get on Slaughter's team, keeping Slaughter's team in the corner.

Yeah, but he physically put his hands on Hogan twice.

So far, he's called it right down the middle, as far as I'm concerned.

I didn't agree with you, Gerd.

That's right.

Farge tried to take a cheap shot at the warrior who ducked underneath it.

You know, Slaughter has been in there, took all that punish, but still can't.

He got his opponent off and tagged.

It's a tough guy, it's a tough guy.

Now it's Adnan.

Chant going out by this capacity crowd here in the garden for the Hulkster.

They chant for Hulk Hogan like they chant for no one else.

And he loves it.

Being triple teamed right now.

The more the people chant, the more it gets Hogan going.

Look, look at Justice.

He's keeping Slaughter back, he's keeping the Warrior back.

But he's allowing a double team to take place here.

Well, you can't have eyes in the back of your head.

Man, he's only a human being.

He's trying his heart out, at least the way I see it.

He's one of the most unusual human beings I've ever seen.

He's suckin'.

by Swatter, Jukka referee right there.

Very slow count though.

He was designed perfectly by Slaughter.

He did that on purpose.

Something maybe happening here.

I hate to say it, Gorilla, but

do you suppose that Boots could be right?

No, I don't think so.

I don't think so.

You notice he stayed with Slaughter while adding on to all the scratching and

biting. He's not doing nothing now.

Is he to stop him?

He's letting him get away with it.

Gorilla, he's right about that.

There's nothing illegal going on.

You're allowed a five count to break anything.

But he never tried to count.

He just stood there and watched it happen.

Maybe he was counting to himself.

But he's counting now.

Let's check out the rhythm.

So out of our buttocks, he got a little extra points from the warrior.

I don't know, how do you call that one, Green?

Well, he didn't go over and reprimand the warrior.

He flew half way across the ring.

They have a point here.

Yeah, but the-

I don't know if he can join us for nothing.

He's on his head.

The point is-

He's scared justice too much.

He's a big, big, huge man.

The warrior couldn't even knock him off his feet.

Now watch, he's letting this happen.

And Swatter, the opportunity to gain control once again in this one.

They've got him trapped now in the corner.

Didn't take Swatter long to figure out how to cut off the warrior.

And look at Justice right over there.

Slaughter doing some diversionary tactics though, not the fault of Bonbon.

Justices.

Is Justices a word?

You got it.

Thanks.

Just got to cover some slack on that one.

Did he man when you have to ask him for help?

I've had my bad days, Boobs.

But not in a row like you.

Suplex coming up.

No.

Nice block.

The ultimate one.

Blocked once again.

He's looking to make the tag for the Hulkster.

Yeah, but he's making the tag awful quick.

Hogan was in there, took a lot of punishments.

That didn't seem to stop Hogan though, he's still full of them.

There was no tag made there.

And it would appear that he's trying to be fair.

It's a hard call to make.

Well, that's what he was contracted to do, Bray.

For a second I thought that Bobby had a point, I thought that justice was swaying.

But when I see him he's just trying his heart out.

To be what he said, stand up straight and call.

You really think so?

Yes, I do.

Warrior in a hole, he put trouble here.

Come on, warrior, get off your button tag.

Huxter wanting to make the tag here in the worst way, but not being given the opportunity.

Irish whip now by Sarge, Duxenity.

Do your job, g-

They don't

Somebody said, get on your knees.

You hear it?

Do it right if you're going to do it.

He's having second thoughts.

It looks to me like he, hot rod, I think he.

She's too beautiful.

Not now, don't.

everybody's respect and as the first lady, so has Elizabeth.

That is beautiful.

His wrestling crew, if his marriage is half as sexual as his marriage,

we'll be a winner.

We are gathered together here in the presence of this company

to join this man and this woman in the bonds of matrimony.

state, and should not be entered into unadvisedly or lightly, but reverently,

discreetly, advisedly, and soberly. Macho Man Randy Savage, do you take this woman

as your lawful wedded wife?

to live together in the ordinances and estates of matrimony.

Will you love her?

Comfort her.

Honor and keep her in sickness and in health.

And forsaking all others.

Keep her only unto you.

So long as you both do live.

Take this man as your lawful wedded husband,

to live together in the ordinances

and the states of matrimony.

Will you love him?

Comfort him.

Honor and keep him in sickness and in health,

and forsaking all others,

keep him only unto you,

so long as you both do live.

So far, they got all the right attitudes.

Place the ring on her finger and repeat after me.

With this ring, with this ring, I thee wed, I thee wed,

with all my worldly goods, with all my worldly goods,

I thee endow, I thee endow.

And thereto, I plight thee, my troth, in as much as Randy and Elizabeth have consented

together in wedlock, and have witnessed the same before this company, and have thereto

Now I in accordance with the authority vested in me by the laws of the state of New York

pronounced that you are

husband and wife

You may now kiss the bride