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Previously on "Resident Alien"...

You were right about Ethan.

He's not an alien.

- You didn't kill him?
- Of course not.

Got kicked off the team.

I lost my scholarship,
and I had to come here.

At this point, it's just
easier to quit skiing.

- Harry is an alien.
- They know.

- We know.
- We already figured it out.

When the hungry Mantid babies hatch,

their food will have to be...

us.

Do not shoot the egg sac!

The babies will scatter.

There's one!

Well, deputy, you finally saw an alien.

I don't ever wanna hear
the word "alien" again.

I need to leave here.

I'm sorry.

Don't be.

I do not belong here anymore.

I need to be with Heather.

We're leaving.

They're here.

Ethan, we talked about this.

Aliens aren't real.

Look, just please come home.

He ruined my life, mom.

I have to fix this.

It's the only way
I can get back on track.

Honey, I'm worried about you.

You have nothing to worry about.

- I promise.
- Please, I just...

Mom, it's okay.

I'll be home soon. You'll see.

This is the best thing...

Look, I need 10 apple pies
and 10 cherry pies.

Oh, uh, make it 8 apple and 11 cherry.

100 of each.

You've seen my kitchen, right?

I'll grab you two of each.

I am traveling a trillion miles

to go live with my Heather.

I need road snacks.

I also do not know if
her planet has a pie shop.

Well, maybe you should
call Heather and ask her.

No, I want to surprise her.

Oh, great idea. Women love surprises.

Hmm.

No, I'm kidding. We don't.

You do not know my Heather, kaylahlah...

kaylahlahlah.

Thanks, Uncle.

Oh, when you see Asta,
tell her I may have the name

of a doctor to replace Harry.

What?

Replace me? Why?

You're leaving.

We need a new doctor at the clinic.

No.

I don't... that sounds
like a horrible idea.

I do not want to be replaced.

This is what happens when you leave.

Life goes on
for everyone else who stays.

That's right.

The town will find a new doctor.

Somebody else will eat my pies.

And someone else will
live in your cabin.

No! Nah!

That's my cabin!

I will burn it down before
I let anyone else live there!

Right?

Bullshit.

That's how my son reacted
when we changed preschools.

I had the craziest dream,

and I couldn't go back to sleep.

Jay was there, and she was
pissed for some reason.

Oh, and Judy had a wagon full of books,

and there was this spaceship
from Harry's planet

that crash landed on that highway

that goes through the pass.

What did we eat last night?

Some food we cooked
at some point that we found

wrapped in something
somewhere in the fridge.

Guess who got into college!

- What?
- My girl!

- My girl!
- I'm going to Boulder.

Still Colorado, but I'm finally
getting out of Patience.

I need a sweatshirt.
Will you buy one for me?

Yes!

I am so proud of you!

Oh, my God!

This is perfect timing.

Oh, thank you very much.

Okay.

I've wanted to give you this
for a long time.

Partly for college,
also because I want to

give you something before I go.

Drew called, and he said I
could stay with him and Manuel.

- In Amsterdam!
- Oh, my God!

- That's so cool!
- Yeah.

You know, you deserve a vacation.

Thank you, but it's not a vacation.

I thought I'd move there for a while.

Change things up.

I can do whatever I want.

No schedule.

Oh, God! Just be free!

Maybe I'll change my name to Stacy

and get a job as a barista.

I like Stacy for you.

- Thank you.
- Hold on a second.

You're moving?

Across the world?

Well, it was nice of you to let me know.

Uh, I didn't know what
I was gonna do, but I do now.

And I'm not leaving for a few weeks.

Come on, Jay. You're leaving too.

I'm going to college.

It's different.

I'd already researched
taco trucks near the school

for when you come visit.

Good. Good, yeah.

I can fly back sometimes.

It's not the same!

You know, I don't know
why I'm surprised.

I guess this is what you do.

You leave.

Jay!

Thank you, Butler.

She'll be fine.
She just needs time to process.

Well, she doesn't seem fine.

Girl's got a big old pole
up her asshole.

What do you want, Judy?

Wait.

I ran out of room in my oven

for my encyclopedias,

so it's a good thing you're skedaddling.

But anyway, did you
clear out your closets yet?

It's okay.

I'll just throw all
your stuff on the bed.

Jay was angry in your dream.

And Judy had books.

In a wagon.

What was the part again about the aliens

and the spaceship crashing to earth?

Oh, my God!

Hey, as, I'm gonna need you
to clean your mattress.

It's covered in these
long black horse hairs.

When I left my planet,
everything there continued,

but I did not care.

It is different now.

I am different now.

If life can move on without me
when I leave Patience,

did I even exist at all?

I had a dream last night,

and everything in it is coming true.

I think an alien
from your planet crashed here.

Yeah, two years ago.

It is me. Try and keep up!

More recently, like last night.

What the hell is going on?

Can I see the future now?

Oh, why don't you sit down?

- Huh?
- Let me take a look here.

I'm am too... uh-oh! Yeah.

- What?
- Um, okay.

Yep!

You are experiencing
some residual poison

from the Mantid. It's in your system.

It's astral-projecting you,

so you are seeing
into different timelines.

It's okay. It's gonna fade.

Also, your left eye is about
12% to 13% more attractive

than your right eye.

Stop touching me.

Why would someone
from your planet come here?

I do not know.

It cannot be good.

My people are not the
"drop in and say hiya" type.

I want to see Heather
and my bird babies,

but if I can stay and stop this threat,

I can prove to these people
that I am not replaceable.

I'm supposed to leave to see my family,

but instead, I will stay here,

and I will save humanity again.

Like a hero.

How long do pies keep
before they go bad?

What the hell is this?

- Should we turn around?
- No.

The military presence
confirms the dream you had.

We are close to the crash site.

Why didn't your dream tell me
to pee before we left?

Hey, I know that guy!

Hey!

Hey? Hey! Hey!

Stank? Stinky?

You're going to have
to turn the truck around.

We've got a gas leak up here.

Stank... I mean, uh, Frank.

It's Harry the alien.

I worked at Farmington 5.
You used to guard the general.

She yelled at you
for wearing too much cologne,

and then those assholes
started calling you stank.

Not me.

- Harry.
- Yeah!

What the hell are you doing here?

Well, I'm just cruising with my baes.

This is gonna be cliché
for me to say this to you,

but take me to your leader.

Oh, Bella's in a good mood.

Yeah.

I think that she's excited
to see her grandparents.

- Aren't you?
- Wait, uh, what?

Oh, well, I just talked to my parents,

and they're so excited about
their new granddaughter

that they're gonna come for a visit.

Yeah, we talked about this, though, hon.

We weren't gonna tell our parents yet.

About our new baby? Come on, honey.

My parents are just so critical

about everything, you know?

Why'd you name her Bella?

Wish you had another boy.

Why'd you marry that one?

I'm sorry, that one?

Yeah, I told you that.

Remember the whole
conversation about the

"dresses like a hooker" thing?

Nope. Didn't know that.

Maybe I told that to my sister.

Sir?

I've been thinking a lot about it,

and I really think we need
to arrest Dr. Vanderspeigle.

Why would we do that?

And why do you look so tired?

Because he's a murderer,

and I don't think you're really supposed

to tell women they look tired.

Why not?

You can tell me if I look tired.

Of course, you'd be lying,
'cause I don't get tired.

I'm nocturnal and dayturnal.

The real word is "diurnal,"
but I changed it

'cause "diurnal" sounds like
where Germans piss.

Anyway, I was up all night
thinking about it.

Alien Harry murdered human Harry.

We have to do something.

Dr. V is an alien, okay?

He's like... he's like one
of those monkeys in Bali

that goes around groping women
and stealing hand fruit.

Okay, how is it that people
gonna be okay with that

but they're not gonna be
okay with an alien alien?

Murder is still murder.

Look, is this about
you almost being deserted

at the Mantid baby buffet?

Those things tried to kill me.

Me!

And I was the biggest alien supporter.

It's not fair!

Oh, and I don't think
the women groped by monkeys

were okay with it.

Just my two cents.

A security perimeter
has been established

all around this area.

That ship, it did not crash.

It was intentionally shot down!

What?

You're playing solitaire.

Well, I got the information
a few minutes ago.

How did you access our systems?

I have an alien brain.

There isn't any encryption
I cannot get past.

He used his old password.

We forgot to change it.

Monkey diaper, exclamation Mark.

We need to speak to you.

In private.

Oh, that's okay.

We know everything.

Yes, and if you kill us, I have 70 pages

of handwritten documents, photographs,

and other proof of alien existence

in a box in my lawyer's safe,
which will get sent

to every newspaper in the country.

- Oh, you do not.
- No, I do not.

This alien that we shot down
is from your planet.

- Are you working with them?
- No!

Then how did you know they were here?

Asta had a dream.

We found this.

Oh, whoa.

In a field about a hundred yards away.

- Shit, is that...
- yes.

They're here to kill everyone on earth.

I had a similar device when
I wanted to murder everyone.

I prefer the old design.

Okay.

Whoever was flying that ship
is still out there.

You wanna prove you're not
working with them?

Find them and kill them.

And be careful.

This alien being
could be anywhere by now

and is obviously incredibly dangerous.

Oh, no!

Not this again.

What's wrong?

Everything okay, sir?

- Yeah, I'll take...
- Okay.

- I'll be back in a second.
- Mm.

Oh!

Hello, Harry.

That's your earth name, right?

You are very sloppy
at your people-killing plans.

I have a friend who can see
through our energy field.

He told me.

Alien over at the café.

Looks like a dickhead.

Here you are.

Yeah, that kid who
pointed at me in the street?

- Mm.
- I had just been

at the clinic looking for you.

They offered me your old job
as town doctor.

Isn't that funny?

Son of a bitch!

Hey.

You've been here awhile.

Where do I find tellurium?

I lost my device in the crash,
and I have to build a new one

and build a ship so I can drop
the device and kill everyone.

There's a lot to do.

Hey, this pie thing is great.

You should try some.

It's too bad for you that the Greys

are in charge of the earth.

They will not let you kill anyone.

And pie was my thing
before it was ever yours.

No, the Greys lost control
of the planet.

Apparently, you messed up
their yellowstone project,

and they couldn't secure the loan.

Our people got it back.

Well, it does not matter

because there is no tellurium on earth,

so you can't kill everyone.

I happen to know
there is tellurium on earth

because I know more than you do.

If that were true,
then you would know that

they do not call it tellurium on earth.

They call it...

Ballsack.

Fine, then I will find the ballsack.

And what will you do when you find it?

I'm glad you asked.

I am going to use the ballsack...

To kill everyone on earth.

Nah.

That is an earth laugh.
Why are you laughing?

That was not an earth laugh.
That was a cough.

You'd make a very bad doctor

because you do not know anything.

I know that humans are
destroying the planet,

and they have no redeeming qualities.

Except maybe this pie.

That is not true.

Humans are not what
we thought they were.

They have the ability
to learn and change.

They are special.

You will see.

Yes.

I will see them die.

- Mm.
- And I don't need your help.

I've got all the time in the world.

And I won't quit until
I have that sweet,

sweet ballsack in my hands.

Here, drinking water helps a cough.

Mm.

Welcome back to Patience, Dr. Ethan.

I heard you're gonna be
Harry's replacement.

I am going to kill him so much.

The poltergeist house.

The house is haunted.

Okay, everybody, keep it down.

Quiet.

We gotta bring this meeting to order.

And prove to you
that I am not replaceable.

I have some important news for everyone.

You are in danger, and you
are facing certain death.

An alien has come to earth

and is planning to kill everyone.

Yeah, we know.
Asta told us in the kitchen.

What?

That was my announcement to make!

Sorry. It seemed important.

I have other news.

Even bigger!

The alien looks like Dr. Ethan.

Son of a bitch!

We've been here 10 minutes.

The real Dr. Ethan died in the crash.

It was tragic.

Probably my fault. A little bit.

He was always in love with me,

and he... he was probably
on his way here to find me.

Well, the important news
is that you need me,

and I'm here, so it's not a problem.

Then why did you tell us?

- Because he needs our help.
- Oh.

You know what? I'm in.

Yeah. Me too.

Point me at that little
tinfoil-wearing son of a bitch.

I'll stick his ray gun
straight up his ass.

The sheriff really likes to watch

those 1950s Sci-Fi movies.

I do not need your help.

You need my help.

No, that's a mistake.

Now, see, the Deputy and I,
we're trained for this.

No, you and the Deputy are
trained to give out

parking tickets, which I rip up.

You are no match for an alien
with alien powers.

The last time these two came after me,

I just ran away
from their dumb bullets...

You're under arrest
for the murder of Sam Hodges.

And then wiped the whole
memory of the thing

from their brains in 10 seconds.

Oh, my God. That was the missing time.

You were the alien in front of me.

Well, your little alien
mind trick didn't work on me.

I didn't have any missing time.

That's because I put a fake
memory in your tiny brain.

Do you remember when you
went fishing with your dad?

That wasn't fake.

We went fly fishing in the los piños.

- I caught a...
- 10-inch trout.

What the hell?

Turn around.

You're under arrest for the murder

of the real Harry Vanderspeigle.

- What?
- Deputy, cuff him.

Gladly.

Up against the wall, perp.

Come on!

You can't arrest him.

You killed someone to get that body?

Well, how do you think he got it?

Well, I don't know. He's an alien.

Mike, this is stupid.

We need Harry to kill the alien.

Yes, and you can't arrest Harry

because there's no jail
that will hold him.

This is some bull.

Shit... some bullshit.

This is some bullshit.

I mean, you can't leave it hanging.

You can't go around
meddling with people's heads!

Fishing with my dad that day?

It's like the best memory I had.

And now you're telling me
that it was all fake?

That's the worst thing anybody's ever

done to me in my whole life!

Hey, did I mention that
I was going to save you all?

Yay, Harry!

I'm not gonna "yay, Harry!"

I'm gonna hate Harry.

I never wanna see your face again.

And I wish your alien ass
had never come to Patience.

Well, if you don't want my help, fine.

Then you can just
kill the alien yourself.

Harry?

Harry!

Great job, sheriff.

The one chance we had
to deal with that new alien

just walked out the door.

To hell with him!

We can kill this alien ourselves.

- We don't need Harry's help.
- We don't?

We have no idea what this
new alien is capable of.

You know whose fault this really is?

Asta.

You blame Asta for this,
we're gonna have a problem.

Asta knew he was an alien all along,

and if she would have
told us the truth back then,

I could have killed him
the second he got here,

and then I wouldn't
have had aliens putting

fake fishing trips in my head.

Well, maybe if you took
your dad fishing more often,

he wouldn't have to plant them.

Do you wanna go?

Oh, I would love to go!

Okay! Hold on.

- Now... okay.
- I have all night.

Now I'm off duty.

What are you gonna do with it?

What is it, then?

If you're not using that gun,

I could borrow it to blow my brains out.

I know what I'm gonna do with you.

Stop fighting!

Nobody wishes that they had killed Harry

when he first got to Patience.

I do.

No, you don't.

He tried to kill Max.

But he didn't.

And if you had killed Harry
when he first got here,

we would never have
gotten our baby back.

D'Arcy saved her,

but it was Harry who
put his soul on the line

to get her back from the grey aliens.

She's right.

Without Harry, the Greys
would still have her.

Can't even think about that.

No, it... it's not just Bella.

If Harry hadn't come to earth,

Asta wouldn't have
a relationship with Jay.

And the Greys would still be taking us.

And we'd have no idea
it was even happening.

I'm lucky that
Dr. Vanderspeigle came here.

What the hell are you talking about?

You the one that said you hate aliens.

I know.

But he did save me from
being eaten by baby Mantids.

And Harry kind of saved me too.

A while ago, he did his
blunt honesty thing,

and it was what I needed
to hear right then.

Without him, I don't...

I don't even know if I'd still be here.

You know what? Stop it.

All of you need to stop it.

I don't wanna hear this shit!

I don't wanna hear you talk about how

Harry made your life better.

Because guess what.

He made my life worse.

And I'm not about
to forgive him for that.

My little Jay, happy first birthday.

A year ago was the happiest
day of my life,

and today, knowing you're
happy and taken care of

is the second.

You started kindergarten this year.

When I was eight, I got my first bike.

Are you riding one yet?

I'm seeing the number 11
everywhere today.

Maybe that means...

I made a cake, and I made the
same wish I wish every year.

Someday you'll know me, that I
will exist in your heart

because there's nobody in this
world who is stronger in mine.

What are you doing?

The Sheriff hates me.

It does not feel good to know
that he thinks

I ruined his life.

So you're looking for
something to numb your pain?

No, I'm looking
for something to kill him with.

- This will work.
- That's your answer?

I do not like knowing someone hates me.

Oh.

I should also kill the woman
at the market who yelled

at me for sampling the nuts.

You're not killing anyone,

especially not with baby aspirin.

I do not know what to do.

Even after I kill alien Ethan,

I will not want to leave
knowing that someone thinks

I made their life worse.

I actually understand that.

It's a very human feeling.

I am alien now.

But you're still human too.

The whole point of being here
on earth is to learn and grow

and to try and better the lives
of everyone around you,

which I know is what you were doing when

you gave Mike that memory.

But it didn't work.

So now I can kill him.

I know your big alien brain

can come up with something
better than that.

Jay.

I'm so sorry.

I know I should have
given you more notice.

I know. I just didn't...

hey!

You okay?

I love you.

I'll miss you.

Oh!

What are you doing?

- Is that ammo?
- Damn right, it's ammo.

Alien Dr. V. texted me.

Said he wants to meet up.

I'm not taking any chances.

He ruined my relationship
with my father.

We never fish anymore.

You never really fished before.

Yeah, but if... if Harry
hadn't have put that memory

in my head of us fishing
that day, I would've asked

my father to fish by now.

That alien wants to talk,
I'm ready to talk.

Got something for me, alien?

I got something for your ass too.

Dad?

What the hell are you doing here?

Dr. Vanderspeigle asked me
to meet him fishing

and to bring a rod for him.

What are you doing here?

Uh...

I don't think the doctor's
gonna show up.

And you gotta run back to work probably.

Actually, you know what?

I got all the time in the world.

Well, that lure's all set.

Toss it out there.

Let's see what you got.

- This one here?
- Yeah, that one.

Okay.

All right, now, remember
what I done told you.

- Whoa!
- Oh, look a-there!

That's beautiful, beautiful.

- Yeah. Yeah.
- My son.

Hi, Sam.

Sorry I'm a few days late.

Things around here
have been kind of crazy.

Also, um, I may not be back for a while.

Hey.

Oh, hey.

We were just talking.

I mean, I was talking.

Sam's a great listener.

Were you telling him about
your big move to Amsterdam?

It's so exciting.

I don't know.

I was excited about Amsterdam,

and then I got this random email

from an NGO that needs nurses
to do humanitarian work.

And so that sounds exciting too.

I feel like I'm at a fork in the road,

and the fork is just
a million different streets,

and I have to pick one.

You know, after everything
we've been through

and seeing that the world is
so much bigger than we thought,

why do any of us have to pick just one?

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

Hmm.

Oh, Jesus!

What happened
to the anonymous part of AA?

AA is anonymous.

Your Instagram feed isn't.

I came to tell you
not to give up skiing.

Oh, so you came to lecture me?

You don't know shit about me.

I know more about you
than you can imagine.

I'm you, from the future.

Look, a while ago, I was in trouble.

And my life was changed by somebody

who didn't care about me.

Except for one moment
when he did, and he saved me.

Maybe I'm not that person
for you, but maybe I am.

You don't need ski school to ski.

I got kicked out of two of them
before I went to the Olympics.

If you can't get into one, hire
a private tutor, like I did.

But if you wanna ski, ski.

And stop making excuses for your life.

Here.

This is my number.

Do what you want with it.

Oh, and by the way,
I watched your videos.

You need to be more
patient on the bumps.

You're bringing your knees up too early.

Thanks.

What would you think if I left teaching?

The student evaluations come out?

No.

Who cares? They're all liars anyway.

I'm thinking about getting
back into law full-time.

I've always wanted
to fight for people who

couldn't fight for themselves.

Getting back into law
is perfect for you.

- Yeah?
- You're a born fighter.

If you weren't,
we wouldn't have our baby.

Exactly.

There's... there's this whole part

of myself that I pushed aside.

But everything that's happened
reminds me that I'm alive.

And if I can make space for that,

then I'll have more
for you and Max and Bella,

and I won't be living in survival mode.

Do you know what I mean?

Living in survival mode?

Yeah, it's my hometown.

Well, you've spent
your whole life not knowing

you were being abducted by aliens.

I always blamed my parents
for me being the way I am.

That wasn't their fault.
It was the aliens.

They... they took everything from me.

Yeah, well, think about it another way.

I mean, alien abduction's
made you who you are.

Strange.

A weirdo.

Eh, I mean, I can say it.

- You are my weirdo.
- Mm.

I'm so lucky that I found you.

I'm lucky I found you too.

- Hey.
- Hmm?

Is that the alien cookie girl
who threatened you?

Holy shit!

Hey!

I'm not supposed to talk to you anymore.

Oh, you're goddamn right, you're not.

And guess what.

I'm not afraid of you or any of your

little alien friends anymore,

so if you go near my family again,

I will kill you.

And I can do it. I'm the mayor.

I am the mayor of this town,
and I will kill all of you!

Those other girls aren't with me.

Shit!

Grab some cookies!

Excuse me.

What the hell's going on here?

Who the hell are you?

We're sorry about all this.

It's just the way we had to do it.

I'm David Logan, and this is Major Hill.

I'm in charge of
western oversight of NEP...

non-earthly phenomena.

We've heard a lot about you.

We could use your help.

You want me to work for the government?

No, that's not gonna happen.

We're not exactly the government.

We helped Peter Bach find his son.

And he told us about you tracking

and killing the Mantid alien.

You'll fit right in here.

No way. I'm out.

You'll keep your job,
and you'll be issued

specialized weaponry no one else has.

I'm in.

But under one condition.

What the hell?

Sorry, Deputy.

It's the only way we can do this.

I need a partner.

I joined the men in black.

Uh, but that's not what it's called.

What?

No.

I'm not doing that.

Sorry, Deputy, you have no choice.

You've seen our faces.

If you don't join,
we're gonna have to kill you.

We don't do that.

- She's seen too much!
- No, she hasn't.

Please stop advocating
for them to kill me!

I'll think about it.

- Jeez!
- Take your time.

You got 10 seconds.

Okay.

I'll agree to do it,
but only if I get to see

all the government files on fairies.

You don't have clearance to see those.

Now I don't need to,

because you just told me they exist.

Thank you.

I'm in.

Well played, Deputy.

Or should I say Agent Deputy?

Mm.

Hey!

What are you doing here?

I thought you were dealing
with the alien problem thing.

I am. He is coming here.

You two will get him drunk,

and then I will take him out back.

And I'll reach down his throat
and pull out his stomach.

What?

Or his lungs, whichever
way my hand goes.

Oh, he's here!

Hey, hey! Look who it is!

It's Ethan!

That's great. Let's have more.

♪ I've been wishing around in my head ♪

♪ like you might have felt like ♪

♪ there's nothing else to be said ♪

♪ carry my shotgun, where shall we go ♪

♪ got one more to go ♪

♪ can you back down ♪

Hey!

You wanna sit with your friends?

You can have my seat.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Okay.

Why did he do that for me?

It feels warm.

It feels good.

I experienced the same feelings

when I first arrived on earth...

fear, loss, love.

He is feeling human emotions
for the first time.

I think there are things
happening with my body.

Yes, that warm feeling in
your body is what humans feel.

It is called love and kindness.

I don't think so.

I think I'm just getting
used to this body.

It'll go away.

No, it will not.

He, um... he's...

he's from your planet,
so he's gonna become

more human like you, right?

Yes.

Uh, red one, can I use your music phone?

♪ Uh ♪

♪ let's go to the beach-each ♪

♪ let's go get away ♪

♪ they say what they gonna say ♪

♪ have a drink, clink,
found the bud light ♪

♪ bad Like me is hard to come by ♪

♪ the patrón, own, let's go get it on ♪

♪ the zone, own, yes, I'm in the zone ♪

♪ is it two, three, leave a good tip ♪

♪ I'ma blow all my money
and don't give two ♪

♪ I'm on the floor, floor ♪

♪ I love to dance ♪

♪ so give me more, more ♪

♪ till I can't stand ♪

I do not have to kill this alien.

By the time he fixes his
device and builds a ship,

it will be too late.

He will already be too human
to want to kill everyone.

♪ Starships were meant to fly ♪

♪ hands up and touch the sky ♪

♪ let's do this one last time ♪

♪ can't stop ♪

♪ we're higher than a mother ♪

And if I killed him, I would be killing

the humanity that is
growing inside of him.

How could I ever take
that gift away from someone?

♪ We're higher than a mother ♪

♪ Starships were meant to fly ♪

♪ hands up and touch the sky ♪

♪ can't stop 'cause we're so high ♪

♪ let's do this one more time ♪

That is so true!

I hate ballet!

It's so mm...

I know, right!

You ever listen to jazz?

- Ooh, it makes me so carsick.
- I know.

So that's it?

The alien won't be a problem.

He's already more human than
Harry was when he got here.

By the end of the night,
he was buying everybody drinks,

so also more generous than Harry.

Yeah.

Well, love and kindness
are powerful things.

I mean, who knows how many
aliens landed here

before Harry, planning to do bad things,

then spared our lives?

Well, I've got a good thing to share.

I'm not moving to Amsterdam.

What?

You're not leaving?

Do you remember that hurricane

that was in Louisiana?

There's this NGO called RNS,
and they need nurses.

Wow!

- So I leave in three days.
- Mm!

And then who knows what's after that?

I'm so excited for you.

Well, not excited for you to leave.

And I'm definitely
not excited to say g...

Goodbye.

Hey.

Here we go again. Jesus!

I'm so happy you're
still working in medicine.

And don't worry, D'Arce.

We Utes, we don't say goodbye.

We say punikyavaatusamu 'ara.

That means "see you sometime."

Yeah.

I do not want to zip it up.

When I do, then I have to leave.

And we will be apart.

It's hard for me too.

But I have to remember,
love doesn't work that way.

If you love someone,
you're never really apart.

They're a part of you,
and you're a part of them,

and they can never leave you.

That sucks!

It is so much better to be together.

I promise, life won't move on
like you were never here,

even if it seems like it will.

You... you were in our lives.

And there's nothing
that can change that.

I made a lot of mistakes.

You also helped a lot
of people in this town.

They do not care about me.

But I know the important thing is

I tried to help people...

After I killed some other people.

That is the correct order.

Well, you did your best.

Earth is better now
than when you got here.

We all are.

Wait.

It is true that helping others

is the most important thing
humans can do.

Maybe saying thank you is
the second most important.

I thought you said that
you hid your ship here.

I did. Uh...

It is the Dr. Ethan ship.

I got it from the government
and repaired it.

Mostly duct tape.

It'll get me to Heather's.

Son of a bitch!

It'll get me close.

Goodbye, my friend.

I'll miss you.

It is up to you two now
to protect earth.

Ms. Twelvetrees said the
alien is turning into a human.

So it's safe, right?

It's about 50/50.

Here.

If you need me, dial 9 first.

Roaming charges apply.

Bye.

Oh-ho-ho!

Oh!

It's an interesting thing about life.

What really connects
humans to each other

is nothing more than
simple acts of kindness.

Bye, bridge.

Bye.

Humans think they need love
from others to be happy.

They do not realize they
already have all the love

they will ever need inside of them.

Maybe the real magic happens
when you give that love away.

Sorry to pull you from work.

Eh.

I gotta be in Louisiana in two days.

I'm gonna stop by that restaurant

in Texas shaped like a bagel.

So this is it.

Hey, you remember when you moved

to Vermont for ski school?

Can you believe that was,
like, 20 years ago?

And Mr. Hurley gave us that nickname

'cause we were attached at the hip.

Mm-hmm.

D'Asta.

- D'Asta!
- D'Asta!

I made you that cool
beaded bracelet too.

- You remember that?
- Oh, yeah.

I gave it to you right
before you left 'cause...

I didn't want you to forget me.

Here you go.

It's okay.

I'll be okay.

I'll see you sometime.

See you sometime.

♪ Love is but a song we sing ♪

♪ fear's the way we die ♪

♪ you can make the mountains ring ♪

♪ or make the angels cry ♪

Being kind to others
is like planting a seed

that grows and spreads among them.

♪ Though the bird is on the wing ♪

♪ and you may not know why ♪

I do not think I was
the first alien being

to come to earth and be
affected by this humanity.

♪ Come on people, now ♪

♪ smile on your brother ♪

♪ everybody get together ♪

♪ try to love one another right now ♪

And I clearly will not be the last.

But it will not matter as long
as humans continue to be good.

Their love will spread
to whoever comes...

like turning on a light in the darkness.

The love you leave behind

will last much longer than you will.

♪ Come on people, now ♪

♪ smile on your brother ♪

♪ everybody get together ♪

♪ try to love one another right now ♪

Which is good,

because nobody wants to be forgotten.

♪ Right now ♪

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♪ come on people, now ♪

♪ smile on your brother ♪

♪ everybody get together ♪

♪ try to love one another right now ♪

Bip.