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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:32,241 You are reminded that smoking is not allowed in public areas. 4 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:00,602 The invitations have to be sent today. 5 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:03,063 And make sure they followed the art design. 6 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:04,940 Everything has to be perfect. 7 00:01:05,023 --> 00:01:06,108 Hi, this is Mabel Montes 8 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:08,735 from Morgadans Events. I spoke to your boss yesterday 9 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:10,404 about the event on the 15th... 10 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:12,906 Hi, this is Mabel Montes from Morgadans. I sent you 11 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:15,033 an email with the seat assignments and I wanted 12 00:01:15,117 --> 00:01:17,703 to make sure you got it because I'm getting an error. 13 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:20,581 Marisa, listen to me. You do the museum opening 14 00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:22,583 and Lola will do City Hall. 15 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:24,668 Hi, this is Mabel Montes. Yes, Mabel Montes. 16 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,087 Mabel Montes. Mabel Montes, from Morgadans Events. 17 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:29,423 No, don't hang up. Can you hold on a second? 18 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:30,549 Ok. 19 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:36,305 This is it. Don't talk, I can't hear you. 20 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,140 -Business class? -Yes. 21 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:40,350 You could have used the priority counter. 22 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:45,731 Great, thanks. 23 00:01:47,566 --> 00:01:49,318 -Here you are, sir. -Thank you. 24 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:52,070 -How pretty... No, wait. -What? 25 00:01:52,154 --> 00:01:54,281 I'm going to take a photo for social media. 26 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:55,407 There. 27 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:58,827 -All set? Cheers. -Cheers. 28 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,663 Watch out, that one has alcohol. 29 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:05,542 -Tasty. -Are you sure this is free? 30 00:02:05,876 --> 00:02:08,086 Yeah, I asked three times because it struck me. 31 00:02:08,170 --> 00:02:09,588 Everything here is free. 32 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:11,006 Makes you want to stay. 33 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:12,841 Ok. 34 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:16,428 Nice climate. Sunny every day. What are you doing? 35 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:18,764 You're not embarrassed to upload that? 36 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:21,016 Who cares? I have hardly any followers. 37 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:32,486 I WENT VIRAL 38 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:36,573 Welcome, everything ok? 39 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,700 -Thank you, yes. - I feel a bit strange 40 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:42,496 because my feet can't reach the footrest. 41 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:45,582 That's normal in Business. You should travel more with us. 42 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:46,541 Good afternoon. 43 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,210 Wow, she was nice. 44 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:49,878 Probably having a bad day. 45 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,924 Wow! Your last photo already has a like. 46 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,217 -Yeah? -Very nice. 47 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:56,551 Fani, probably. 48 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,179 Yeah. 49 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:01,390 Did you get the trip itinerary? 50 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:02,641 Yeah. Long. 51 00:03:03,642 --> 00:03:05,852 -We can't do all that. -Not all of it. 52 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:07,104 -It's to have options. -Ok. 53 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,898 We probably won't make it out of the bungalow. 54 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:15,529 A courtesy drink, 55 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:17,447 in a champagne glass. 56 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,116 I hope I don't overwhelm you. 57 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,159 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 58 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:27,374 -Very nice of her. -Yes, super nice. 59 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,920 Pookie, it's not your first. 60 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:34,339 -You know how you get. -I hate you calling me Pookie. 61 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:37,134 I love calling you Pookie. My love Pookie. 62 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:39,344 I hope I don't overwhelm you. 63 00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:08,874 No... 64 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:10,125 BATTERY LOW 65 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:11,543 No, no... 66 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:22,971 Let's see if he has... 67 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:25,974 Shit. 68 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:29,394 Sweetie. 69 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:30,937 Javi. 70 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:33,523 Sweetie... 71 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:16,983 You two could visit me instead of going to the beach. 72 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:21,196 Bring me back a grandchild, it's about time. I can't wait... 73 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:23,156 What a pain. 74 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:30,163 I'm going to miss you a lot these 10 days, Pookie. 75 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:32,541 I wish I could go with you to Tahiti. 76 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:35,627 POOKIE: Me too, my love. 77 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:39,005 You just left and I already miss you kissing my whole body. 78 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:40,966 POOKIE 79 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:44,010 I told her I had a rehearsal. I can't wait to see you, Pookie. 80 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:45,303 What do you mean, "Pookie"? 81 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:47,264 I'm Pookie. 82 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,348 Javi. 83 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:48,890 Javi... 84 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:50,684 Javi! 85 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:52,644 Who is Pookie? 86 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:53,854 I'm Pookie. 87 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:55,480 -Yeah, you. -Who is this Pookie? 88 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:56,815 -Which one? -Her. 89 00:05:57,774 --> 00:05:59,484 -Who is this Pookie? -Nobody. 90 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:01,194 You're writing to a Pookie? 91 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:04,114 You're cheating on me with a Pookie? I'm Pookie! 92 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,073 -Give me the phone! -No! 93 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:06,199 Give it to me! 94 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:07,784 Give me the phone! 95 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,786 -Give me the phone! -Let me explain. 96 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,538 -You're cheating on me! -Stewardess! 97 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:12,873 She's beating him up! 98 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:13,915 Cheating on me! 99 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:15,417 You're cheating on me! 100 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:16,501 Why are you cheating on me? 101 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:17,669 Ma'am, this is Business Class! 102 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:20,255 -3,000 dollars for the tickets! -Ma'am. 103 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:21,756 -Calm down. -Why? 104 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:25,093 He's cheating on me! He's banging someone else! 105 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:27,262 Go back to your seats and calm down. 106 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:29,723 -Who's that Pookie? -What Pookie?! 107 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:31,099 I'm Pookie! 108 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:32,642 She's Pookie. It's her. 109 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,102 Calm down! 110 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:40,400 You son of a bitch! 111 00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:41,693 -Please! -Calm down! 112 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:43,612 Please, hold still! 113 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:45,030 Everything's under control! 114 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,407 Santiago! 115 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:48,742 She took out the pilot! 116 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:51,244 They took out the pilot! 117 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:52,245 -Calm down! 118 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:54,748 -Can you fly the plane?! -Of course I can't! 119 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:03,465 Is that the police? 120 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:04,841 Why the police? 121 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,635 Why the police? Where? 122 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:08,553 No, no, I don't want to go. 123 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:09,888 No, no! 124 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:11,806 Javi, can you please say something? 125 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:15,769 Javi, you're the one who cheated on me! 126 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:17,103 -Get her out. -Let me go! 127 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:18,647 I didn't do anything wrong! 128 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:21,358 I'm not going! 129 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:23,860 Javi! Javi! 130 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,570 Javi! 131 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:30,659 Can I grab a T-shirt? 132 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:33,244 It will only be a second. 133 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,498 Ok, never mind. 134 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:10,782 BATTERY 4% 135 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:34,347 Please! 136 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:35,932 -Calm down! -I'm Pookie! 137 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,559 Who is Pookie? 138 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:39,853 -Please! -Calm down! 139 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,438 No no , no, no! Ma'am! 140 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,314 Calm down! Ma'am, please! 141 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:44,858 Everything's under control! 142 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:46,317 She took out the pilot! 143 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:48,361 Hi, are you the crazy plane lady? 144 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:49,946 -Calm down! -What? 145 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,198 -Please, one photo. -No, no. 146 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:54,576 No... I said no! 147 00:08:58,496 --> 00:08:59,873 Stop right now! 148 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:01,458 It's under control! 149 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,293 Everything's under control! 150 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:06,546 That video is great, huh? 151 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:10,925 My God! I've gotten it 4 times already. What a nutcase! 152 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:15,263 It's unbelievable. Imagine the husband, putting up with that broad... 153 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:17,057 TRENDING 154 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:18,850 #CrazyPlaneLady - 31,5k #IAmPookie - 14,8k 155 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:21,269 #EverthinglsUnderControl - 2,9k 156 00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:24,731 Hahahahaha!!!! What a fucking lunatic! 157 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:26,733 Only fem-Nazis will defend her. 158 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,693 "I'm Pookie," she says. What you are is a wacko! 159 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:58,139 -Mabelita. -Mabeluqui. 160 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:00,475 How are you? 161 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:03,478 What a bastard. He calls you both the same name to not make mistakes. 162 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:06,106 -When did he start calling you that? -At Christmas. 163 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,360 No! 164 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:12,278 How could I not realize? 165 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:15,532 You didn't realize he was a shithead either and we warned you. 166 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,367 -No, you didn't. -Because a friend 167 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,119 can't say bad things about your boyfriend. 168 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:21,204 But we all thought it. 169 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,456 I'm so stupid! No wonder everybody hates me. 170 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:26,751 Four losers online is not everybody. 171 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:29,504 Everybody hates me, Penélope! 172 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:32,132 I'm getting death threats. 173 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:33,967 Those are the fools we'll sue. 174 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:36,136 Or just block them and get it over with. 175 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:45,186 You're getting dick pics? 176 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,151 No... 177 00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:52,527 Everything's under control! 178 00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:54,654 Excuse me! We're leaving. 179 00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:57,615 -Can they show that on TV? -No, they can't. Come on. 180 00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:59,742 Would you mind changing the channel? Right now. 181 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,703 They can't show this on television, Penélope. 182 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,371 Is this legal? 183 00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:05,832 Come on, let's go. 184 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,709 Disgusting. 185 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:08,835 Disgusting. 186 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,504 You're turning up the volume. Turn it off! 187 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,590 I never get tired of watching it. Nobody does. 188 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,968 Watch out, the video has been seen over 4 million times 189 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:18,303 in one day. 190 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:20,221 Give me the remote! 191 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:22,307 Her dismissal was announced on social media 192 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:23,892 and this is what they've posted: 193 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:28,104 Morgadans Events has cut all relations with Mabel Montes. 194 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,565 Oh, Mabeluqui... 195 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:32,901 Stop looking at your phone. 196 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:35,403 They fired me? 197 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,156 What do you mean, fired? 198 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,282 Really? 199 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:49,292 That's my personal life. 200 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:50,210 Nothing to do with my work. 201 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:52,128 Look, there are some concepts that... 202 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:56,758 -Your image is not your image. -My image is not my image? 203 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,260 Your image is our image and that image is not our image. 204 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,137 It's not your image because it's my image. 205 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:05,391 Take it as a chance to expand your horizons 206 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,060 -and see the world... -Ok. 207 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,478 I want to hear it from my boss. 208 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:09,646 No, Mr. Fernandez 209 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,773 is very busy right now, he can't see you. 210 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,567 I've been doing his job for years so I know he can't fire me. 211 00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:17,195 It's a cessation of collaboration and I've already fired you. 212 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,614 -Let go! -I'm being considerate 213 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,157 because you could be my mother. 214 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:24,702 No, ok, don't! 215 00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:26,663 You're going to get hurt! 216 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,331 Stop! All right. 217 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,124 All right. I'll call. 218 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,210 I'll call, ok? 219 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:33,294 Ok. 220 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:45,390 Security? I need someone to come up right now. Hey! 221 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:48,017 Stop her... Somebody stop her! 222 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,310 Please! 223 00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:51,062 She's crazy! 224 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,775 The sidewalk is for people! 225 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:08,538 Yes. 226 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,751 The retirement home said 227 00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:16,921 he didn't have death insurance, so decisions need to be made. 228 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,631 You'd like to see him, right? 229 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,760 Your father. Would you like to see him? 230 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:25,430 No. 231 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:28,099 Are you sure? It's your last chance. 232 00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:31,894 I didn't use to see him alive, why see him dead? 233 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,063 He won't know, I mean for you. 234 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:37,025 Trust me, you'll thank me some day. 235 00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:38,943 You know what I'd have thanked him for? 236 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:42,030 Being a better father and a better husband. 237 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,240 He cheated on my mom every chance he got. 238 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,659 And not leaving when my mom got sick. 239 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,202 If he'd stayed there with us 240 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,997 taking care of her until she died. That I would have thanked him for! 241 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,832 So no, I'm not going to see him 242 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,125 because I don't feel like it. 243 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:58,046 In fact, if he was here, I'd tell him off, even dead. 244 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,093 Do you prefer burial or cremation? 245 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,246 Where are you? 246 00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:33,873 I want to die. 247 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,166 Don't say that, Mabeluqui. 248 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:37,377 -Everything sucks. -Not everything. 249 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:40,004 You've got us, right? Look on the bright side. 250 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,839 She's right, we totally rock. 251 00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,634 But she got cheated on, 252 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,928 fired from her job and trashed on social media. 253 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,138 So things might not be looking too bright. 254 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:51,516 And now this! 255 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,021 -No tears, eh? -No, no. 256 00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,023 -Let her cry if she wants. -I don't want to. 257 00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,483 Ok, then. She doesn't want to. 258 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,693 Let me call your brother. 259 00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:04,445 No, I called him and left a message. 260 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,406 Probably at one of his conventions. 261 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:08,282 That shithead Javi still hasn't called you? 262 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:10,743 What a shithead. 263 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:14,080 -I can set up the divorce. -No. First we have to talk. 264 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:15,832 Talk? Really? 265 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,792 You shouldn't even look at that fool. 266 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:18,960 But first we have to talk, 267 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,629 to make a decision, first you have to talk. 268 00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,047 -Right. -We're suing your boss. 269 00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:24,799 Geez, always suing everyone. 270 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:27,135 It was unlawful dismissal. We'll crush him. 271 00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:28,428 What dismissal? 272 00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:30,179 Security threw you out, Mabel. 273 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,266 Look... 274 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,103 My boss is getting pressure from above. 275 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,063 Ok? But he's going to realize 276 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:41,315 I'm indispensable and hire me back. 277 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,651 But for that to happen, I have to talk to him. 278 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,945 -More talking. -Look, Mabel. 279 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:48,114 If they hired you back, 280 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,075 would you want to work for them? 281 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,829 Look, what I want is... 282 00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:58,916 I want that fucking video to not exist! 283 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,336 I was a happy woman. 284 00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,255 I was so happy! 285 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:06,883 Two days ago I was happy. 286 00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,010 If she cries, I cry too. 287 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,428 I don't want to cry... 288 00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:12,096 Ok, no crying. 289 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:15,308 It's her! The crazy plane lady! Hit me! 290 00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:16,809 Come on, hit me! 291 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:19,353 Wait, hold on. I'll hit you. Mine is reversible 292 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:20,771 and much cooler. 293 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,857 Have you considered wearing a cap? 294 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,650 -Take it easy. -Let's see if you have balls. 295 00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,819 -Relax. -Get lost, damn it. 296 00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:28,070 -Get moving. -Relax. 297 00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:31,365 Nothing to see here, gentlemen. 298 00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:33,326 Ladies, thank you. Go back to your drinks. 299 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:36,913 What is this, a funeral? 300 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:41,000 I mean... Are we here to party or not? 301 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,002 That's why we came out, 302 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,046 to party. So glasses in the air. 303 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:46,255 Let's go. I want to hear it. 304 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,798 We're here to party. 305 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,509 -Party. -Party. 306 00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:50,843 Party. So let's get to it. 307 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,601 Party, party, party, party. 308 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,730 I promise an unforgettable night. 309 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,904 Are you recording? Ok. Close the door. 310 00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:37,825 What are you going to do? 311 00:18:56,886 --> 00:19:00,514 Hello. I'm here to collect Eladio Montes' belongings. 312 00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:01,641 He passed away this week. 313 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,479 Don't swallow it. Don't swallow it. 314 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,606 They want us to sleep all day. 315 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,316 What are you doing? 316 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:12,026 Let him take his medication. 317 00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:14,111 Sure, to keep us like zombies, right? 318 00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,905 Damian, don't swallow it. 319 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,407 -Damian, please, don't listen to him. -It's shit. 320 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,034 He needs to take his medication. 321 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:23,162 -Please, Eladio... -Tell them to fuck off, everyone. 322 00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,706 -Fuck off! -Speak with respect, Eladio. 323 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,667 -Please! -With respect, but fuck off. 324 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,293 -Respect. -That's a drug. 325 00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:30,670 I want to see the manager! 326 00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:31,671 Dad? 327 00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:36,384 Look! The crazy plane lady! 328 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,302 This is surreal. 329 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:40,179 His roommate dies and they call me! 330 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,640 It was an awful identity mix-up. 331 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,392 I thought it was strange his kids didn't come. 332 00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,560 The person responsible has been let go. 333 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:48,187 This is unbelievable. 334 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,314 -Unbelievable. -You're right. It's unbelievable. 335 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:51,607 Knowing the guy, 336 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,067 I'm not so surprised. 337 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,948 I bet Roberto is laughing his ass off up there. 338 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,117 Who invited you to this funeral? 339 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,827 Moments ago I was the dead man. 340 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,246 I don't know why I bother. 341 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,665 This isn't my problem anymore. 342 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,750 Well, I think it still is. 343 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:12,878 Here he comes. 344 00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:17,842 I'm sorry. 345 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,513 I'm sorry about the mistake, we've taken measures. 346 00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:28,519 But how? What happened? 347 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,688 -His heart. -Well, his heart... 348 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,274 and a laugh attack too. 349 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,276 What do you mean, a laugh attack? 350 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:39,739 Yeah, you see, he was watching funny videos on his cell phone. 351 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:41,073 "Ha, ha, ha!" 352 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:44,076 "Ha, ha, ha!" Then suddenly, laughing, he says to me: 353 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,328 "Look at this video I just got." 354 00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:49,540 He shows me the video and I say: "Holy shit, that's my daughter!" 355 00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:53,377 "What? Your daughter?" "Yeah, the one on the plane." 356 00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:56,464 "She's my daughter." And then more "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" 357 00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:58,674 And more laughter, and then... 358 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,260 he started coughing, and between the laughter and the coughing, 359 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:02,845 his heart. 360 00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:06,724 It's not funny. 361 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,726 You're his daughter? 362 00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,478 I haven't seen him in 12 years. 363 00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:12,313 But she's here to read my will. 364 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:13,606 Can I see him? 365 00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:14,690 Where is he now? 366 00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:17,610 She had him incinerated. 367 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:20,946 You incinerated my father? 368 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,740 I thought he was mine. 369 00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,408 Why did you incinerate my father! 370 00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:25,910 Because I thought he was mine? 371 00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,953 No! That's not what he wanted! 372 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:30,664 -He wanted to rest beside Mom. -He did say that. 373 00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:33,667 His last and final wish. Every night, the same thing. 374 00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:37,129 Every night: "One day less until I sleep at your side..." 375 00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,340 -"...Marianita." -Every night. 376 00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:41,550 And... 377 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,260 where is he now? 378 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,430 What have you done with my father's ashes? 379 00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:49,308 Could you please not shout? I'm in shock too. 380 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:51,560 00:21:53,437 -but she's in shock. -I'm not in shock, 382 00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:55,397 -what I am is flipping out. -Look. 383 00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:57,817 We can discuss this calmly in my office. 384 00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,860 No, hold on. How did you not realize? 385 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,279 -Excuse me? -That it wasn't your father. 386 00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:03,697 You didn't see the body? 387 00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:05,783 No, I didn't see the body. I didn't. 388 00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:09,203 Unbelievable! Your father dies and you don’t see the body, 389 00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:12,414 the least you can do, to know it's your father. 390 00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:15,668 And to say goodbye, damn it. It's your father and you'll never 391 00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:16,627 see him again! 392 00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:19,713 Fuck! 393 00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:21,423 Fuck! 394 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,347 Don't look at me like that. 395 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:29,473 This is her fault. 396 00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:31,267 Well, well... - didn't choose 397 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,394 to be here, you called me! 398 00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:34,937 And... 399 00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:49,952 If you love your parents, don't take them to #SecondYouth. 400 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:52,538 They're totally negligent! 401 00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:03,465 Fernandez! Hey! Fernandez! 402 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,175 We have to talk. 403 00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:07,636 Well, well, well. 404 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,680 What a surprise! What brings you here? 405 00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:12,766 I know you play on Wednesdays, I've covered for you too many times. 406 00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:16,061 Who's in charge now? 407 00:23:16,145 --> 00:23:17,146 I can handle it. 408 00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:18,856 Who? Lola? 409 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:20,691 -Marisa... -Marisa. 410 00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:21,775 What happened? 411 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:23,611 Stop, stop, stop. 412 00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:26,071 I don't know what food intolerance you're talking about. 413 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:27,323 The caterers handle that. 414 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,783 Tell her to talk to Rafa. Marisa, 415 00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:33,329 ask for Rafa, he handles catering. Remind him about the discount. 416 00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:35,247 You heard that, right? 417 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,791 Yes, it's her. I'll tell you later. 418 00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:39,877 She's called me 6 times now. 419 00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:42,421 I won't forgive you for this. 420 00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:43,964 Leaving me hanging like this. 421 00:23:44,882 --> 00:23:46,383 You fired me! 422 00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:48,135 No, no, not me. 423 00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:50,888 Upstairs, they're obsessed with bad publicity. 424 00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:53,599 You went too far, eh? You went too far. 425 00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:56,226 I'll sue you for unlawful dismissal. 426 00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:57,519 What dismissal? 427 00:23:57,603 --> 00:24:00,189 In one month nobody will remember 428 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:02,483 the crazy plane lady, especially upstairs. 429 00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:05,569 -Well, then? -A little patience. 430 00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:07,821 -You weren't patient firing me. -Listen to me. 431 00:24:07,905 --> 00:24:10,407 Go home and stay there for one month, 432 00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:13,243 keep a low profile, no social media. 433 00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:14,411 When things calm down, 434 00:24:15,204 --> 00:24:16,413 I'll hire you back. 435 00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:17,414 One month. 436 00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:20,668 Or a month and a half... I want you back more than you do. 437 00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:27,216 Here we go! 438 00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:31,136 Not everyone can take care of their grandparents, asshole. 439 00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:32,638 Show a little respect... 440 00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:37,601 I didn't have any followers, nobody read me. 441 00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:39,144 But they do now, Mabeluqui. 442 00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:41,522 That's why I'm saying stay away from social media. 443 00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:43,983 You know those movies where the superhero is a geek 444 00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:46,819 who can't control his powers and almost kills half the planet? 445 00:24:47,236 --> 00:24:49,488 That's you, but without the superhero. 446 00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:52,449 Why do they pick on you when you're the victim? 447 00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:56,286 Exactly! They told me my father was dead. 448 00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:57,454 That's incredible. 449 00:24:57,538 --> 00:24:58,998 We can sue them if you want. 450 00:24:59,081 --> 00:25:01,792 Hey, Mabel, you're on TV. 451 00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:03,794 -What? -You've probably seen the video. 452 00:25:04,378 --> 00:25:08,298 She went viral fighting on a flight with her husband and the crew... 453 00:25:09,091 --> 00:25:12,261 The now famous "crazy plane lady" 454 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:15,014 has made another mess. A huge mess... 455 00:25:15,097 --> 00:25:16,473 What bastards! 456 00:25:16,557 --> 00:25:20,060 ...this time at her father's retirement home. She accuses them 457 00:25:20,144 --> 00:25:21,729 of mistreating the residents. 458 00:25:21,812 --> 00:25:23,772 While the internet attacks her again, 459 00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:25,607 the retirement home in question 460 00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:27,109 can't hide their amazement. 461 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:30,779 Her father was here for years and she never visited him. 462 00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:32,322 This was the first time she ever came. 463 00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:34,033 You told me he had died! 464 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:35,701 Turn off the TV. 465 00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:37,036 Well, turn everything off. 466 00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:38,370 Did you talk to your boss? 467 00:25:38,454 --> 00:25:40,497 Yeah. Wait, there's someone at the door. 468 00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:41,832 -I'll be right back. -But... 469 00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:44,752 I\\ \ \ \ EN 470 00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:52,968 -I hope you're happy. -What are you doing here? 471 00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:55,596 They kicked me out of the home. Because of you. 472 00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:57,681 Only you would accuse them 473 00:25:57,765 --> 00:25:59,641 of mistreating old people on the internet. 474 00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:02,269 No, that's not what I said. 475 00:26:02,352 --> 00:26:03,979 Oh. Then tell them that. 476 00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:06,231 Pay no attention to these lies. 477 00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:07,983 Our elderly residents know the truth 478 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:10,694 and they're happy. Happy! 479 00:26:10,778 --> 00:26:12,946 Happy, yeah, right. It's fucking bliss there! 480 00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:16,617 Well, take your bliss and go back to where you came from. 481 00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:20,454 -No. You broke it, you fix it. -Should I call the police? 482 00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:23,082 Go ahead, I'll report you for abandonment. 483 00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:25,167 It's you who abandoned us. 484 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:28,545 I'm your responsibility now. It's in the Constitution. 485 00:26:29,505 --> 00:26:30,547 Where's the remote? 486 00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:34,843 That must be the steaks I ordered. 487 00:26:35,469 --> 00:26:36,720 I'm here to contribute. 488 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,014 Fuck. 489 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:46,688 Little sis... 490 00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:49,483 What are you doing here? 491 00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:50,859 Because of Dad. 492 00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:53,529 -Just what we needed. -Holy shit! 493 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:55,489 -Dad! -I forgot to tell you. 494 00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:57,282 You see him too? 495 00:26:57,366 --> 00:26:58,659 Just as well I ordered extra steaks. 496 00:26:58,742 --> 00:27:00,494 I thought you were dead. 497 00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:02,746 You said he was dead? He's not dead. 498 00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:05,290 It's a fucking miracle I wasn't incinerated. 499 00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:06,834 What do you mean, incinerated? 500 00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:11,630 Excuse me! 501 00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:14,591 Does Eladio Montes live here? 502 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:19,346 Gamer? 503 00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:21,223 What does that mean? 504 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,934 A video game professional, Dad. 505 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,019 You make them? 506 00:27:26,103 --> 00:27:28,939 No, I... I play them. 507 00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:31,650 And you make a living doing that? 508 00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:33,068 -Of course. -Not you, Manu. 509 00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:35,154 Well, let's see, it's... 510 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,656 When do you go back to London? 511 00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:41,743 They've been unbearable since the Brexit. They barely let us 512 00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:44,121 -leave the house. -You never leave the house. 513 00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:46,123 Exactly. If I'm not going to leave the house, 514 00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:48,125 I might as well stay here. It's cheaper. 515 00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:50,627 What do you mean, here? Here, here? 516 00:27:50,711 --> 00:27:53,088 -I'm in the guest room. -I'll take the sofa. 517 00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:56,884 Do I look stupid to you two? 518 00:27:56,967 --> 00:27:58,552 You do look a little tense. 519 00:27:58,635 --> 00:27:59,845 You look normal to me. 520 00:28:02,556 --> 00:28:03,849 I'm so glad, Dad. 521 00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:05,434 Careful, that's the bad one. 522 00:28:11,148 --> 00:28:12,357 She's tense, huh? 523 00:28:12,441 --> 00:28:13,692 Yeah. 524 00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:16,361 The Constitution doesn't say you have to look after him. 525 00:28:16,445 --> 00:28:18,572 You see? He's still a fraud. 526 00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:20,199 It's in the Civil Code. 527 00:28:22,784 --> 00:28:23,785 Should I kick him out? 528 00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:27,664 Yes, even if he sues you. The trial will take so long he'll die first. 529 00:28:27,748 --> 00:28:31,460 Kick him out if you want, but you'll get trashed online. 530 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:33,086 My firm defended a woman 531 00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:35,088 who wanted to kill her father with bleach. 532 00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:37,507 -She put it in his food. -Careful, the girl. 533 00:28:37,591 --> 00:28:39,468 It didn't kill him, it destroyed his intestines 534 00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:42,387 and she changed his diapers for years. 535 00:28:42,471 --> 00:28:45,015 That's your legal advice? As a lawyer? 536 00:28:45,098 --> 00:28:47,267 Maybe if you use more bleach... 537 00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:50,103 Learn a lot, sweetheart. 538 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:52,606 If anyone picks on you... 539 00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:54,524 Kick in the balls. 540 00:28:54,608 --> 00:28:57,903 No, no kicking! Tell the teacher. 541 00:28:57,986 --> 00:28:59,154 Say goodbye to the aunties. 542 00:28:59,238 --> 00:29:00,572 Goodbye, Aunt Penélope. 543 00:29:00,656 --> 00:29:01,990 Goodbye, Aunt Crazy. 544 00:29:04,868 --> 00:29:06,912 -Don't tell the girl that! -Me? 545 00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:08,914 She learned the crazy thing here, not at home. 546 00:29:08,997 --> 00:29:10,290 Did you talk to your boss? 547 00:29:10,374 --> 00:29:13,794 Yeah, he said he'll hire me back in a month, month and a half. 548 00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:17,005 Tell him to put it in writing or we'll sue and go to trial. 549 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:20,425 I don't particularly trust him, but I know he needs me. 550 00:29:20,509 --> 00:29:22,844 Yeah, but you have 20 days to file. 551 00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:25,764 If the deadline passes and they don't call, you're screwed. 552 00:29:27,557 --> 00:29:29,268 Javi uploaded something. 553 00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:31,937 You're still doing social media? 554 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:35,857 "Even at the darkest times, a ray of light appears. #Have Faith." 555 00:29:36,525 --> 00:29:38,735 "Faith"? Have faith in what? 556 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:40,779 Why does he have so many followers? 557 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,908 "I have faith in you answering the phone, dumb shit." 558 00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:47,995 What happened? Where did it go? 559 00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:49,746 He blocked you. 560 00:29:50,831 --> 00:29:52,666 -He blocked me? -He blocked you. 561 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:55,002 He blocked you. 562 00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:03,135 #TheCrazyPlaneLady 563 00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:06,847 I'M POOKIE! 564 00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:09,599 EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL! 565 00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:14,062 Hello, there. Um... yes. 566 00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:16,481 I'm looking for a spot for my father. 567 00:30:16,565 --> 00:30:18,984 I heard your home is great. 568 00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:20,861 There's a waiting list? 569 00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:24,281 Yes. How long did you say? One month? 570 00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:27,200 Oh, ok. I have to wait until... 571 00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:28,744 until there's a vacancy. 572 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:30,537 Do they eat lobster every day or what? 573 00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:33,957 You're making me want someone to die sooner... 574 00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:35,334 Hello? 575 00:30:35,584 --> 00:30:37,502 You do have room? Oh, great! 576 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,630 Yes, yes. No, perfect. Super. 577 00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:43,884 Well, a very reasonable price. 578 00:30:44,634 --> 00:30:46,845 Yes, his name is Eladio Montes. 579 00:30:48,722 --> 00:30:52,267 Well, he was at Second Youth, yes. 580 00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:56,980 No, no. Listen, no. 581 00:30:57,064 --> 00:30:59,733 No, that's not what my post said. 582 00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:09,159 Manu. 583 00:31:10,452 --> 00:31:11,328 Manu! 584 00:31:12,621 --> 00:31:13,955 I need you to help me. 585 00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:15,832 This is a crappy time. 586 00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:17,667 Do you want to keep mooching off me? 587 00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:19,628 Um... yes. 588 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:21,713 Then get Dad to leave. 589 00:31:22,923 --> 00:31:24,383 To leave where? 590 00:31:24,466 --> 00:31:25,467 I don't care, anywhere. 591 00:31:26,176 --> 00:31:29,179 You already told him to leave and he doesn't want to. 592 00:31:29,262 --> 00:31:32,099 -Then rent something together. -Yeah, right. 593 00:31:32,182 --> 00:31:33,809 Now that we're a family again. 594 00:31:34,476 --> 00:31:36,061 We've never been a family. 595 00:31:36,853 --> 00:31:41,024 Oh, then it's about time we became a normal family, 596 00:31:41,108 --> 00:31:42,192 all of us. 597 00:31:50,492 --> 00:31:53,078 Don't leave your shoes by the door! 598 00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:57,916 Hi. 599 00:31:59,000 --> 00:31:59,876 Hi. 600 00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:02,170 Your father gave me the address. 601 00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:03,505 What for? 602 00:32:04,089 --> 00:32:05,757 To come and visit him. 603 00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:06,967 -Ah. -Yeah. 604 00:32:08,677 --> 00:32:09,803 -Can I come in? -Yeah, sure. 605 00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:11,054 Ok. 606 00:32:12,139 --> 00:32:13,181 Dad! 607 00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:15,767 Sorry about... 608 00:32:15,851 --> 00:32:18,895 Well, I wanted to apologize for how I spoke to you the other day. 609 00:32:20,856 --> 00:32:23,942 I was very nervous and... I'm sorry. 610 00:32:24,693 --> 00:32:25,569 Ok. 611 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:29,072 -Dad! -By the way 612 00:32:29,156 --> 00:32:30,031 I'm Berto. 613 00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:31,741 -Right. -The dead guy's son? 614 00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:33,285 I'm Manu, 615 00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:34,953 her brother. Very nice to meet you. 616 00:32:35,036 --> 00:32:36,246 -Berto. -Dad! 617 00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:40,584 -Put on some pants or something. -Hey! 618 00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:42,043 Why are you limping? 619 00:32:42,127 --> 00:32:43,795 Not seeing the physiotherapist? 620 00:32:43,879 --> 00:32:46,298 Not since I got kicked out of the home. 621 00:32:46,673 --> 00:32:49,676 We can't have that. From now on, |'ll take you on. 622 00:32:49,759 --> 00:32:51,219 You'll be my patient, ok? 623 00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:53,138 Wait, please... 624 00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:55,223 I wanted to ask you about my father's ashes. 625 00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:58,852 My father's ashes. 626 00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:00,937 I was wondering if they're here or... 627 00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:02,355 In a cemetery. 628 00:33:02,439 --> 00:33:04,065 -Which one? -In a cemetery. 629 00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:05,358 In the village? 630 00:33:05,442 --> 00:33:06,735 -Yeah, right. -Well, then? 631 00:33:07,110 --> 00:33:08,904 -Another cemetery. -Which one? 632 00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:12,449 I'll call them on the phone 633 00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:14,910 and ask them about moving the ashes 634 00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:17,037 and I'll let you know. 635 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:18,371 Ok. Ok, ok. 636 00:33:18,455 --> 00:33:20,332 -Bye. -Fancy a drink? 637 00:33:20,415 --> 00:33:21,291 Yes. 638 00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:22,918 Me too, count me in. 639 00:33:24,211 --> 00:33:25,170 After you. 640 00:33:27,464 --> 00:33:29,049 -Good afternoon. -Hey, Javi! 641 00:33:29,716 --> 00:33:31,134 You're so tan, you bastard. 642 00:33:31,218 --> 00:33:32,177 Manu, thank you. 643 00:33:32,594 --> 00:33:34,137 -How are the video games? -Great. 644 00:33:34,221 --> 00:33:36,056 -Look, Dad. Your son-in-law. -Wow! 645 00:33:37,891 --> 00:33:38,892 Javi? 646 00:33:44,064 --> 00:33:45,232 Who is this? 647 00:33:45,315 --> 00:33:48,026 Claudia Rabade, from Rabade and Dominguez, Attorneys at Law. 648 00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:50,445 | represent Mr. Javier Colon in the divorce 649 00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:52,197 we just filed against you. 650 00:33:53,323 --> 00:33:54,533 -What? -No, no. 651 00:33:54,616 --> 00:33:56,076 Not a divorce, what are you doing? 652 00:33:56,159 --> 00:33:58,828 Manu, one second. What are you doing, Javi? 653 00:33:58,912 --> 00:34:02,582 My client demands the property you hold in common and a payment 654 00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:04,501 proportional to your earnings. 655 00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:06,962 -But I got fired. -And severance pay? 656 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:08,672 They didn't give her any. 657 00:34:08,755 --> 00:34:11,758 Manu, let us talk, please. What the fuck are you doing, Javi? 658 00:34:12,175 --> 00:34:13,176 Me? 659 00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:16,846 I'm sorry, Mabel, but you started this with the show on the plane. 660 00:34:16,930 --> 00:34:18,848 So face up to the consequences. 661 00:34:18,932 --> 00:34:20,934 You're the one who cheated on me! Remember that? 662 00:34:21,017 --> 00:34:23,728 Since you brought it up, we've filed a complaint 663 00:34:23,812 --> 00:34:25,981 for discovery and revelation of secrets. 664 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:31,111 What is this lady saying? 665 00:34:31,194 --> 00:34:34,406 It's a crime to enter someone's cell phone. Up to 4 years in jail. 666 00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:36,157 If you're reasonable with us, 667 00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:38,368 we can be reasonable with this. 668 00:34:39,244 --> 00:34:42,289 -I'm sorrier than anyone... -Don't apologize, 669 00:34:42,372 --> 00:34:44,165 -kick their asses out. -That's not reasonable. 670 00:34:44,249 --> 00:34:46,585 -Then [ will. -With a little organization, 671 00:34:46,668 --> 00:34:49,004 -I think we all fit. -Damn... 672 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:52,173 Mabel, do you realize how much damage you've caused me? 673 00:34:52,507 --> 00:34:56,219 An actor lives off his image and you completely ruined mine. 674 00:34:56,303 --> 00:34:59,180 Some live off their talent, but you'd have to have some, of course. 675 00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:01,850 I saw him in a short film 676 00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:04,060 -and he wasn't so bad. -Come on... 677 00:35:04,603 --> 00:35:07,355 Remember. This is your home and you're not leaving. 678 00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:08,690 -Ma'am, 679 00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:10,942 please have your lawyer call me. 680 00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:12,444 Have a nice day. 681 00:35:12,527 --> 00:35:13,820 -Yes. -Thank you, counselor. 682 00:35:13,903 --> 00:35:15,030 -Pleasure. -Likewise. 683 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:16,364 -Thank you, goodbye. -Goodbye. 684 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:17,657 -We'll talk. -Yeah, sure. 685 00:35:24,664 --> 00:35:26,958 -I don't know what you're doing here. -I'm just visiting. 686 00:35:27,042 --> 00:35:28,710 I don't care, you can't stay. 687 00:35:29,169 --> 00:35:31,963 -Let my daughter tell me that. -Again, Dad? 688 00:35:32,047 --> 00:35:35,592 Excuse me. From what I know, you have no role in Mabel's life. 689 00:35:36,593 --> 00:35:38,219 Show my father respect. 690 00:35:38,303 --> 00:35:39,596 You can't even look at him. 691 00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:40,972 Compared to who? 692 00:35:44,059 --> 00:35:45,101 They can't stay. 693 00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:52,025 My father and brother are not leaving because I don't want them to! 694 00:35:52,108 --> 00:35:53,860 If you don't like it, you can leave! 695 00:35:53,943 --> 00:35:54,986 -Come on... -Don't you dare! 696 00:35:55,070 --> 00:35:57,113 -Please. -This is my bedroom! 697 00:35:57,197 --> 00:35:59,074 Talk to my lawyer about that. 698 00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:08,291 What? 699 00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:25,600 Javi! Javi! 700 00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:28,019 This is all your fault! Javi! Javi! Please...! 701 00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:29,771 Javi! 702 00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:31,189 Don't kick me out! 703 00:36:32,774 --> 00:36:33,608 Javi! 704 00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:35,443 Javi! Javi! 705 00:36:35,985 --> 00:36:37,320 Javi, please... 706 00:36:38,071 --> 00:36:39,030 Javi! 707 00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:41,449 What a bastard, the guy who pried your fingers. 708 00:36:44,911 --> 00:36:46,121 Fresh out of the oven! 709 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:47,122 I don't want any. 710 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:49,416 Suit yourself, it's delicious. 711 00:36:59,426 --> 00:37:01,469 -The crazy plane lady. -Who are you talking to? 712 00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:04,222 A Korean gamer who didn't believe you were my sister. 713 00:37:04,305 --> 00:37:05,724 You see? Like two drops of water. 714 00:37:08,309 --> 00:37:09,686 He sent me the video. 715 00:37:09,769 --> 00:37:11,896 What? He's sharing the video? 716 00:37:11,980 --> 00:37:13,857 -Yeah... -No, no, no... Hey! 717 00:37:15,191 --> 00:37:16,901 Hey, don't share the video! 718 00:37:21,948 --> 00:37:24,242 Can you tell him, please? 719 00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:25,869 Javi! 720 00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:28,913 Tell him not to share it. Javi, we have to talk! 721 00:37:30,206 --> 00:37:31,040 Javi! 722 00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:34,085 The guy who got smacked. 723 00:37:34,544 --> 00:37:36,588 Javi, don't be a coward and face this! 724 00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:39,549 You think it's normal to ask for a divorce without talking first? 725 00:37:39,632 --> 00:37:40,884 We should talk first, 726 00:37:40,967 --> 00:37:42,635 shouldn't we? Ok, I shouldn't have hit you, 727 00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:44,721 but I'd had a few... Well, more than a few, but... 728 00:37:44,804 --> 00:37:46,806 That's no excuse, I know! 729 00:37:46,890 --> 00:37:48,433 But you cheated on me! 730 00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:52,479 You humiliated me! Javi! 731 00:37:52,562 --> 00:37:53,688 Javi! 732 00:37:57,192 --> 00:38:00,653 Are you aware the whole planet saw you smack me around? 733 00:38:00,737 --> 00:38:03,198 Are you? So, I'm wondering. 734 00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:05,742 Who humiliated who? Tell me, who humiliated who? 735 00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:06,951 Think about it. 736 00:38:07,035 --> 00:38:08,787 Don't turn things around! 737 00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:12,332 Since Christmas? You've been cheating on me since Christmas? 738 00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:14,334 You see? There you have it. 739 00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:16,377 That shows how much you care. 740 00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:20,089 You didn't even realize. You never suspected. Never. 741 00:38:20,173 --> 00:38:21,674 What are you saying? 742 00:38:22,091 --> 00:38:23,760 You're a prick! 743 00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:25,303 Prick! 744 00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:38,775 Didn't I tell you to sue him? 745 00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:41,361 Tell his lawyer to forget the apartment. 746 00:38:41,444 --> 00:38:42,570 I'm paying the mortgage 747 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:44,656 and if they push me he won't even see half. 748 00:38:45,073 --> 00:38:47,700 Ok, but while things get settled, 749 00:38:47,784 --> 00:38:48,952 come stay with us. 750 00:38:49,035 --> 00:38:51,246 You can't sleep by the washing machine. 751 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:53,790 Kicked off the plane, then fired, and now my apartment? 752 00:38:53,873 --> 00:38:56,292 -I won't allow it. -Take my bedroom. 753 00:38:56,376 --> 00:38:58,545 -I'm fine with the cot. -Can all of you 754 00:38:58,628 --> 00:38:59,963 stop telling me what to do? 755 00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:01,714 -I won't offer you the sofa. -Thank you. 756 00:39:01,798 --> 00:39:04,425 There's no privacy. Can't even jerk off 757 00:39:04,509 --> 00:39:06,010 properly with everyone around. 758 00:39:06,094 --> 00:39:08,555 -"I made a pound cake..." -Manu, really? 759 00:39:08,638 --> 00:39:09,764 Word of honor. 760 00:39:10,515 --> 00:39:13,560 Come and paint with me, Grampy Ladio! 761 00:39:13,643 --> 00:39:15,854 No, no, no. He's not your Grampy. 762 00:39:15,937 --> 00:39:17,981 -He's not your grandpa. -Grampy, gramps... 763 00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:20,984 and your cave monster! 764 00:39:21,067 --> 00:39:23,736 We'll paint the town red if we have to. 765 00:39:23,820 --> 00:39:25,280 Hey, are you all staying for lunch? 766 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,740 I made a great stew. Didn't 1? 767 00:39:27,824 --> 00:39:28,825 It's just like Mom's. 768 00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:30,159 He cooks for you? 769 00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:34,539 I'm going to paint too, I rock at it. 770 00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:39,752 Listen to me, Mabeluqui. 771 00:39:39,836 --> 00:39:43,840 A mom at school is looking for someone to organize her kid's birthday. 772 00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:45,216 Would you be interested? 773 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:50,013 -I don't know. -Come on, say yes. 774 00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:51,806 Yes. 775 00:40:23,004 --> 00:40:24,923 I always forget. 776 00:40:25,006 --> 00:40:27,050 It was your father's favorite book. 777 00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:28,384 Hi. 778 00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:32,764 Hey, come here. 779 00:40:32,847 --> 00:40:35,808 You can hear the maracas better in the bathroom. 780 00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:47,612 Mabel, what are you doing? Please close the door! 781 00:40:47,695 --> 00:40:49,155 A little privacy! 782 00:40:51,407 --> 00:40:54,243 Oh, no, we're not alone... 783 00:40:54,327 --> 00:40:56,704 That was Pookie, huh? Oh, right... 784 00:41:11,678 --> 00:41:12,679 Mabel! 785 00:41:16,265 --> 00:41:17,433 Mabel! 786 00:41:19,519 --> 00:41:20,520 Mabel. 787 00:41:23,773 --> 00:41:24,983 What do you want? 788 00:41:26,401 --> 00:41:29,570 Nothing, seeing you leave like that, I thought you might want to talk. 789 00:41:29,654 --> 00:41:31,197 I'm fine, ok? You can go. 790 00:41:34,242 --> 00:41:35,743 He's a shithead, Mabel. 791 00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:38,413 I know that. I don't care what he does. 792 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:41,749 He's a fucking shithead. 793 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:44,127 How do I have to say it? I don't love him anymore. 794 00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:45,378 Then that's that. 795 00:41:45,461 --> 00:41:48,923 Then good for you, but even if you don't, 796 00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:51,884 if you feel like crying, that's fine too. 797 00:41:51,968 --> 00:41:52,969 It's good. 798 00:41:53,678 --> 00:41:56,639 Even if he doesn't deserve it, because he's a fucking shithead. 799 00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:02,520 Hey, Mabel, don't cry. 800 00:42:02,603 --> 00:42:05,565 You said I could. Which one is it? Damn! 801 00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:08,901 I was hoping you'd focus on the other option, 802 00:42:08,985 --> 00:42:11,195 that the fucking shithead doesn't deserve it. 803 00:42:13,072 --> 00:42:14,699 You're the crazy plane lady, aren't you? 804 00:42:14,782 --> 00:42:16,075 "Javi!" 805 00:42:16,159 --> 00:42:17,702 I'm a physiotherapist. 806 00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:20,455 -Good for you. Can I take a photo? -Do you know... 807 00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:22,707 when they take your head and go "whack!" 808 00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:24,667 And crunch your neck and it goes "crack"? 809 00:42:24,751 --> 00:42:26,753 And if they do it wrong, you go stiff... 810 00:42:26,836 --> 00:42:29,756 I know how to do I, will you let me try it on you? 811 00:42:30,089 --> 00:42:31,799 I only wanted a photo, damn. 812 00:42:33,801 --> 00:42:34,844 Goodbye. 813 00:42:39,307 --> 00:42:40,016 Javi! Javi! 814 00:42:40,099 --> 00:42:40,808 Javi! 815 00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:42,685 JAVI! 816 00:43:22,975 --> 00:43:24,602 WHITE PEPPER 817 00:43:45,206 --> 00:43:46,082 Fuck! 818 00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:47,542 What are you doing? 819 00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:49,710 What do you think? A profile shot. 820 00:43:49,794 --> 00:43:52,588 -No shirt? -I'm not ashamed of my body. 821 00:43:53,005 --> 00:43:54,423 You're sucking in your belly. 822 00:43:54,507 --> 00:43:56,342 -What would I do otherwise? -Out. 823 00:43:56,425 --> 00:43:57,468 -Let's see. -Get out. 824 00:43:57,552 --> 00:43:58,928 -"#ChestHair..." -Leave! 825 00:43:59,011 --> 00:44:02,056 Look. I have a "like." Oh, no, it's mine. 826 00:44:02,515 --> 00:44:03,808 Anyway. Sorry. 827 00:44:32,753 --> 00:44:34,463 -Please come with me. -Hi. 828 00:44:36,883 --> 00:44:37,967 What a change! 829 00:44:38,801 --> 00:44:40,011 It's not mine, it's a wig. 830 00:44:40,094 --> 00:44:41,387 It looks good on you. 831 00:44:48,561 --> 00:44:49,937 Sorry it took me so long. 832 00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:03,451 They don't take up much. 833 00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:05,912 I thought the same thing. 834 00:45:07,121 --> 00:45:09,081 -They don't take up enough. -A German shepherd, 835 00:45:09,165 --> 00:45:12,627 a bulldog and two chihuahuas. That's all I could get. 836 00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:13,961 If he asks me, what do I say? 837 00:45:14,045 --> 00:45:17,298 Either the truth or that life is too short. Take your pick. 838 00:45:19,967 --> 00:45:21,052 Life is too short. 839 00:45:22,261 --> 00:45:23,137 No. 840 00:45:24,305 --> 00:45:27,350 -I'll let you get back to work. -Damn! 841 00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:30,186 Are you in witness protection? 842 00:45:31,312 --> 00:45:32,438 Is that Roberto? 843 00:45:34,357 --> 00:45:35,691 -Yes. Well, I'm off. 844 00:45:35,775 --> 00:45:36,859 Hey, no, no, no. 845 00:45:36,943 --> 00:45:39,612 Why go alone if you can go with your father? 846 00:45:39,695 --> 00:45:40,696 I'm walking. 847 00:45:40,780 --> 00:45:43,658 No, you shouldn't walk, we punished your knee. 848 00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:44,825 Then I'll take a taxi. 849 00:45:44,909 --> 00:45:48,329 Why take a taxi if you can go with your daughter? Are we dumb? 850 00:45:48,412 --> 00:45:49,580 No. 851 00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:51,249 We're not dumb, right? 852 00:46:01,634 --> 00:46:02,635 What are you doing? 853 00:46:03,261 --> 00:46:04,553 You want me to kill myself? 854 00:46:04,887 --> 00:46:06,305 You want me to answer that? 855 00:46:07,265 --> 00:46:08,683 Go on, drive. 856 00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:18,818 Happy birthday, to you... 857 00:46:18,901 --> 00:46:22,613 Happy birthday to you. 858 00:46:25,283 --> 00:46:27,243 -Who wants a prize? -Me! 859 00:46:27,326 --> 00:46:29,203 -Who wants gifts? -Me! 860 00:46:29,287 --> 00:46:31,455 -Louder! Who wants candy? -Me! 861 00:46:31,539 --> 00:46:33,124 -Who has a girlfriend? -Me! 862 00:46:42,008 --> 00:46:42,925 Mabel. 863 00:46:43,009 --> 00:46:45,761 Mabel, here. There's a tip in there. 864 00:46:45,845 --> 00:46:48,180 You earned it. Everything is ideal. 865 00:46:48,264 --> 00:46:50,641 Thank God Estefania insisted so much 866 00:46:50,725 --> 00:46:52,476 -on me trusting you. -That's great. 867 00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:55,479 I'm so glad I didn't listen to people. So much gossip out there... 868 00:46:55,563 --> 00:46:56,605 Yeah. 869 00:46:56,689 --> 00:46:57,773 Leave it to me. 870 00:46:57,857 --> 00:46:59,900 You're going to get jobs from everywhere. 871 00:46:59,984 --> 00:47:01,235 You'll see, sweetie. 872 00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:02,236 Thank you. 873 00:47:02,862 --> 00:47:05,323 Gorka! Gorka, honey, be careful. 874 00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:08,534 With what I was... 875 00:47:10,036 --> 00:47:11,370 How are you? 876 00:47:11,787 --> 00:47:13,998 'Well, you know... -Mabeluqui... 877 00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:15,082 Come on! 878 00:47:15,708 --> 00:47:18,085 Don't let it get to you. Show some spirit. 879 00:47:18,169 --> 00:47:20,338 Aunt Crazy! Aunt Crazy! 880 00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:24,258 I told them you're the crazy plane lady. 881 00:47:24,342 --> 00:47:26,135 Come and play! 882 00:47:26,218 --> 00:47:28,387 That's not the crazy plane lady! 883 00:47:28,471 --> 00:47:30,264 She's wearing a wig! 884 00:47:33,059 --> 00:47:35,311 Come and play with me, crazy plane lady! 885 00:47:35,394 --> 00:47:37,021 Come on! 886 00:47:37,104 --> 00:47:39,899 Come, crazy plane lady! 887 00:47:39,982 --> 00:47:41,442 I'll be right back. 888 00:47:41,525 --> 00:47:43,444 Come, crazy plane lady! 889 00:47:46,947 --> 00:47:49,533 Crazy plane lady, come and play with me. 890 00:47:49,617 --> 00:47:51,869 -Please. -I can't go in there and play. 891 00:47:51,952 --> 00:47:54,080 -No way. -It's very fun! 892 00:47:54,163 --> 00:47:56,374 Please, crazy plane lady. 893 00:47:57,166 --> 00:47:58,334 Please, come! 894 00:47:58,876 --> 00:48:00,086 Here I come! 895 00:48:00,169 --> 00:48:02,046 Here I come, here I come! 896 00:48:03,339 --> 00:48:04,924 Gorka! 897 00:48:06,842 --> 00:48:08,135 Gorka, Gorka! 898 00:48:08,219 --> 00:48:09,011 Get ready... 899 00:48:09,095 --> 00:48:10,179 Get ready... Now! 900 00:48:10,262 --> 00:48:12,098 Gorka! 901 00:48:12,681 --> 00:48:14,266 It's fabulous, look. 902 00:48:14,350 --> 00:48:15,559 -Don't laugh. -It's funny. 903 00:48:15,643 --> 00:48:18,270 -Can I have the mother's number? -What for? 904 00:48:18,354 --> 00:48:20,898 That kid is going to need physical therapy. 905 00:48:22,608 --> 00:48:25,569 More like a cast, because he fell flat on his ass. 906 00:48:25,653 --> 00:48:27,321 The kid is fine. It was just a scare. 907 00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:30,157 Laugh all you want, but I won't get hired back in the end. 908 00:48:30,241 --> 00:48:32,243 Your boss will never hear about this. 909 00:48:34,870 --> 00:48:36,372 Mabel, for God's sake. 910 00:48:36,455 --> 00:48:39,041 Which part of "low profile” didn't you understand? 911 00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:41,210 Then we sue them and that's that. 912 00:48:41,293 --> 00:48:44,046 We're in time to claim unlawful dismissal. 913 00:48:44,130 --> 00:48:45,548 -Leave it to me. -And if at any point 914 00:48:45,631 --> 00:48:47,925 you need money, I told you I can help out. 915 00:48:49,009 --> 00:48:50,553 Screw the company. 916 00:48:50,636 --> 00:48:52,221 You're better off without it. 917 00:48:52,304 --> 00:48:54,223 It's not just the company, it's everything. 918 00:48:54,306 --> 00:48:56,600 I've had it! Who needs to put 919 00:48:56,684 --> 00:48:59,854 an inflatable castle at a party? Did the kid ask for it? 920 00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:03,357 No. The mother did. She kept pestering me 921 00:49:03,441 --> 00:49:06,026 about the castle to copy her friends. 922 00:49:06,110 --> 00:49:09,780 And it's all the same. Everybody wants a template: for weddings, 923 00:49:09,864 --> 00:49:13,242 communions, anniversaries, absolutely everything. 924 00:49:13,325 --> 00:49:14,743 To make it the same 925 00:49:14,827 --> 00:49:16,579 as the next guy, but bigger, 926 00:49:16,662 --> 00:49:18,539 because what matters is how it looks. 927 00:49:18,622 --> 00:49:21,667 We should ask rocket boy if he liked it. 928 00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:23,794 When he lands, I mean, he's busy now... 929 00:49:25,421 --> 00:49:27,214 -You're strong. -My father 930 00:49:27,882 --> 00:49:29,717 loved rancheras, 931 00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:31,135 draft beer 932 00:49:31,218 --> 00:49:32,428 and playing mus. 933 00:49:32,511 --> 00:49:34,472 -He cheated all the time. -Yeah. 934 00:49:34,555 --> 00:49:35,973 And laugh at everyone. 935 00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:38,809 That's what he liked most. No, my mother was. 936 00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:40,811 And then laughing at everyone. 937 00:49:40,895 --> 00:49:43,063 -And the village. -That was left pending. 938 00:49:43,147 --> 00:49:44,773 One last visit to his village. 939 00:49:45,357 --> 00:49:46,233 Well, then? 940 00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:48,986 Well, then, what? 941 00:49:49,069 --> 00:49:50,779 Will you organize my father's funeral? 942 00:49:52,907 --> 00:49:56,035 No, no, no. I mean, no. I don't do funerals. 943 00:49:56,327 --> 00:49:58,871 Yeah, my father didn't like them either, but... 944 00:49:59,121 --> 00:50:01,624 what would be nice is a party 945 00:50:01,707 --> 00:50:05,628 to celebrate his life and remember what he was like. 946 00:50:05,878 --> 00:50:08,631 What you said before about not following templates. 947 00:50:09,882 --> 00:50:11,842 -Yeah? -No, no, no. 948 00:50:11,926 --> 00:50:13,677 -No way. -You incinerated my father. 949 00:50:14,762 --> 00:50:17,598 I'm joking, what I mean is... 950 00:50:17,681 --> 00:50:19,141 Now comes the easy part. 951 00:50:19,225 --> 00:50:20,976 And I won't take no for an answer. 952 00:50:21,060 --> 00:50:22,853 We should make coffee, right? 953 00:50:22,937 --> 00:50:24,021 -Oh, yes, coffee. -Let's go. 954 00:50:24,104 --> 00:50:25,648 -No, no, no... -Come on. 955 00:50:27,233 --> 00:50:28,859 -Who wants coffee? -I do. 956 00:50:29,109 --> 00:50:30,444 -Ok. -Right there. 957 00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:32,696 All set. 958 00:50:34,573 --> 00:50:36,283 Don't even think about saying yes. 959 00:50:36,367 --> 00:50:37,743 It's his father's funeral. 960 00:50:37,826 --> 00:50:39,370 And what do I tell him? That... 961 00:50:39,453 --> 00:50:41,038 -The truth! -What? No, no, no. 962 00:50:41,121 --> 00:50:43,040 -Not the truth, no way. -No way. 963 00:50:43,123 --> 00:50:45,459 I can't tell him the truth. He'll be furious. 964 00:50:45,543 --> 00:50:46,460 It's too late. 965 00:50:46,544 --> 00:50:48,420 Ok, he might get 966 00:50:48,504 --> 00:50:49,797 a little angry, but... 967 00:50:50,089 --> 00:50:51,966 But I don't know, he seems so nice. 968 00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:53,467 Yeah, he is very nice. 969 00:50:53,551 --> 00:50:56,136 Between this time and what you say... What a surprise, huh? 970 00:50:56,220 --> 00:50:57,221 Exactly. 971 00:50:57,304 --> 00:51:00,891 Even if he gets angry at first, he'll be grateful for your honesty 972 00:51:00,975 --> 00:51:01,934 and forgive you. 973 00:51:02,017 --> 00:51:03,018 And what if he doesn't? 974 00:51:04,728 --> 00:51:06,355 Wait. You like him? 975 00:51:06,438 --> 00:51:08,816 She' can't, she's mourning for that shithead Javi. 976 00:51:08,899 --> 00:51:10,568 No, no, no. Look... 977 00:51:11,569 --> 00:51:13,112 I'm not mourning for anyone. 978 00:51:13,195 --> 00:51:15,114 And I don't like anyone either, ok? 979 00:51:15,197 --> 00:51:17,241 But right now I couldn't bear 980 00:51:17,324 --> 00:51:18,534 someone else hating me. 981 00:51:18,617 --> 00:51:21,287 Well, Fani, start calling the owners of the dogs 982 00:51:21,370 --> 00:51:22,746 to invite them to the funeral. 983 00:51:27,459 --> 00:51:29,128 We also have kid's size. 984 00:51:29,211 --> 00:51:31,422 -Excuse me? -In case you want one for Gorka. 985 00:51:36,677 --> 00:51:37,678 Oh, ok. 986 00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:40,389 Ok, don't worry. We'll talk tomorrow. 987 00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:42,558 Talk tomorrow. Bye. 988 00:51:44,143 --> 00:51:44,977 Mabel? 989 00:51:46,395 --> 00:51:47,229 Hi. 990 00:51:47,855 --> 00:51:49,064 Berto isn't coming. 991 00:51:49,148 --> 00:51:51,191 -Why not? -An emergency with a patient. 992 00:51:51,275 --> 00:51:54,486 He's the one who wanted to show me his father's favorite place, 993 00:51:54,570 --> 00:51:57,114 -La Tasca. -As long as we're here, let's go. 994 00:51:57,197 --> 00:51:58,407 The croquettes kick ass. 995 00:51:58,824 --> 00:52:01,076 Come on. 996 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:02,036 Ok. 997 00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:07,666 Over there? 998 00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:08,959 Ok. 999 00:52:09,043 --> 00:52:11,503 Um... Mabel, Mabel, actually... 1000 00:52:12,171 --> 00:52:13,672 come to think of it, 1001 00:52:13,756 --> 00:52:15,215 the croquettes aren't so great. 1002 00:52:15,299 --> 00:52:16,717 Javi's over there. 1003 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:18,344 Let's go before he sees you. 1004 00:52:19,553 --> 00:52:20,471 No, he saw me. 1005 00:52:23,265 --> 00:52:24,266 Hey. 1006 00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:28,228 Ok, then. Looks like we came to play. 1007 00:52:28,312 --> 00:52:29,605 -Javi. -Mabel. 1008 00:52:29,688 --> 00:52:31,190 -What a coincidence. -Yeah. 1009 00:52:31,857 --> 00:52:33,067 Pookie? 1010 00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:34,735 -Yeah. -Her name is Carlota. 1011 00:52:34,818 --> 00:52:37,237 I'm Mabel, I'm his wife, well... 1012 00:52:37,488 --> 00:52:38,822 -Not. -Nice to meet you! 1013 00:52:38,906 --> 00:52:40,658 -Nice to meet you. -How pretty! 1014 00:52:40,741 --> 00:52:41,659 I love your new look. 1015 00:52:41,742 --> 00:52:43,285 Oh, it's a wig. 1016 00:52:43,369 --> 00:52:44,703 Yeah, you can tell. 1017 00:52:44,787 --> 00:52:45,829 But it looks good. 1018 00:52:47,289 --> 00:52:48,248 What are you doing? 1019 00:52:49,041 --> 00:52:51,043 -You're not together? -No, no. 1020 00:52:51,126 --> 00:52:52,419 We're going to that table... 1021 00:52:53,462 --> 00:52:54,713 Either this one or nothing. 1022 00:52:55,464 --> 00:52:56,757 I don't mind. 1023 00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:57,800 You can stay. 1024 00:52:57,883 --> 00:52:59,385 -Have a seat. -There's no need, love. 1025 00:52:59,468 --> 00:53:01,804 -No, it's fine. -Yeah, yeah, ok. 1026 00:53:01,887 --> 00:53:03,222 -Sure. -Perfect by me. 1027 00:53:03,305 --> 00:53:05,724 -Obviously, sit down. -I'm fine with it. 1028 00:53:05,808 --> 00:53:07,518 -Yeah, why not? -Let them sit down. 1029 00:53:07,601 --> 00:53:09,812 -Right? Sure. -What are you doing, Mabel? 1030 00:53:10,145 --> 00:53:11,605 She said she doesn't mind. 1031 00:53:11,689 --> 00:53:12,898 -Not at all. -You see? 1032 00:53:12,981 --> 00:53:15,234 She was only being polite. 1033 00:53:15,317 --> 00:53:17,403 And I was being grateful. 1034 00:53:17,486 --> 00:53:18,487 Ok, then. 1035 00:53:19,071 --> 00:53:20,989 The croquettes here kick ass! 1036 00:53:21,407 --> 00:53:22,574 If I may... 1037 00:53:22,908 --> 00:53:23,867 Thank you. 1038 00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:26,870 You're the father, right? 1039 00:53:27,788 --> 00:53:28,956 How nice! 1040 00:53:29,331 --> 00:53:31,250 Nice... What's nice? 1041 00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:34,211 This. Many would say: "Friday night with your dad, ugh!" 1042 00:53:34,503 --> 00:53:35,754 But I love it. 1043 00:53:35,838 --> 00:53:37,339 I think it's so sweet. 1044 00:53:40,050 --> 00:53:40,926 No? 1045 00:53:41,510 --> 00:53:44,179 Pour. Pour, pour. Pour more. 1046 00:53:48,809 --> 00:53:50,477 And, Mabel... 1047 00:53:52,563 --> 00:53:55,023 Forgive me. I'm really sorry. 1048 00:53:55,274 --> 00:53:57,192 I didn't know you were home the other day. 1049 00:53:57,276 --> 00:53:58,652 Well, um... 1050 00:53:59,403 --> 00:54:00,571 That's it. 1051 00:54:00,654 --> 00:54:01,989 I told you she didn't mind. 1052 00:54:02,072 --> 00:54:03,699 Well, Javi, the reality is what it is, 1053 00:54:03,782 --> 00:54:05,659 -but we have to keep it real. -That's true. 1054 00:54:08,036 --> 00:54:09,204 Did you tell her yet? 1055 00:54:09,663 --> 00:54:11,623 -No, no. -Tell me what? 1056 00:54:11,707 --> 00:54:13,292 Go ahead, tell her. 1057 00:54:13,375 --> 00:54:14,501 You're pregnant. 1058 00:54:14,585 --> 00:54:16,128 -What? -No, no, no! 1059 00:54:16,211 --> 00:54:17,963 No! 1060 00:54:18,338 --> 00:54:20,591 -No, no, no. -That was scary, huh? 1061 00:54:21,925 --> 00:54:24,636 -Why are you spooking them? -Then what is it? 1062 00:54:24,720 --> 00:54:26,013 You're getting married. 1063 00:54:26,096 --> 00:54:27,931 No, he can't, he hasn't got the divorce. 1064 00:54:28,015 --> 00:54:30,642 Oh, that's right. By the way, when are you going to sign? 1065 00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:32,227 Well... 1066 00:54:32,311 --> 00:54:33,812 You can talk about that alone. 1067 00:54:33,896 --> 00:54:36,106 -She should sign the paper. -After, no? 1068 00:54:36,190 --> 00:54:38,776 You could hire Mabel to do the wedding. 1069 00:54:38,859 --> 00:54:40,444 -Are you dumb? -It's the least he can do. 1070 00:54:40,527 --> 00:54:41,695 It's his fault you got fired. 1071 00:54:41,779 --> 00:54:43,322 Excuse me, it wasn't my fault. 1072 00:54:43,405 --> 00:54:44,573 Well, Javi, 1073 00:54:44,990 --> 00:54:47,201 -it was a little. -Maybe a little. 1074 00:54:47,284 --> 00:54:49,286 But are you getting married or what? 1075 00:54:49,369 --> 00:54:51,330 Can you please tell her what it is already? 1076 00:54:52,581 --> 00:54:53,415 Yes. 1077 00:54:53,874 --> 00:54:56,502 Well, I got a part in a TV series in Argentina. 1078 00:54:56,585 --> 00:54:58,212 It's a small part, 1079 00:54:58,295 --> 00:55:01,715 I'm the protagonist's neighbor's best friend. 1080 00:55:01,799 --> 00:55:04,343 -But it's not a bad start. -It's super, yes! 1081 00:55:05,344 --> 00:55:07,012 And thanks to you, Mabel. 1082 00:55:07,346 --> 00:55:10,641 His followers went up after the plane video 1083 00:55:10,724 --> 00:55:12,309 and that really matters in show business. 1084 00:55:12,392 --> 00:55:13,477 -Right? -Yes. 1085 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:14,728 -No? -Yes, yes. 1086 00:55:14,812 --> 00:55:17,147 Can you please bring another bottle of wine? 1087 00:55:17,231 --> 00:55:18,607 Red. And the good stuff. 1088 00:55:20,108 --> 00:55:21,985 The croquettes kick ass! 1089 00:55:30,035 --> 00:55:32,120 Excuse me, can you bring another bottle? 1090 00:55:32,204 --> 00:55:33,914 The good stuff, the same. 1091 00:55:33,997 --> 00:55:35,249 -Of course. -Thank you. 1092 00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:37,626 How did you two meet? 1093 00:55:37,709 --> 00:55:40,170 He was working for a catering service 1094 00:55:40,254 --> 00:55:41,672 and I hired them a lot. 1095 00:55:44,633 --> 00:55:46,718 Oh, sorry. Sorry, sorry. 1096 00:55:46,802 --> 00:55:47,845 That's ok. 1097 00:55:48,846 --> 00:55:52,182 Well, I was his diving instructor. 1098 00:55:53,267 --> 00:55:55,602 That lesson was a gift from me. Well, lessons, 1099 00:55:55,686 --> 00:55:56,937 because there were several. 1100 00:55:57,020 --> 00:55:58,981 -There were... -Yes, several lessons. 1101 00:55:59,064 --> 00:55:59,898 Yes. 1102 00:56:03,610 --> 00:56:05,904 I asked you to come with me and you said no. 1103 00:56:05,988 --> 00:56:09,116 Well, I don't know how to breathe through a pump. 1104 00:56:09,199 --> 00:56:11,618 -We say "tank," right, Pook? -"Tank," yeah. 1105 00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:13,662 Sorry, you're the expert. 1106 00:56:13,745 --> 00:56:15,080 We say "shithead." 1107 00:56:15,163 --> 00:56:16,915 I don't know if you're referring to me, 1108 00:56:16,999 --> 00:56:20,043 but please, show some respect. I didn't insult you, though I'd love to. 1109 00:56:20,127 --> 00:56:22,462 Psychologists have an explanation for this. 1110 00:56:22,546 --> 00:56:23,922 What, being a shithead? 1111 00:56:24,006 --> 00:56:26,425 No, ending up with a guy like your father. 1112 00:56:26,508 --> 00:56:27,551 No! 1113 00:56:27,634 --> 00:56:29,803 Go ahead, tell me I'm not right. 1114 00:56:29,887 --> 00:56:31,513 You never had that hot body. 1115 00:56:31,597 --> 00:56:33,348 Even so, I got laid 1116 00:56:33,432 --> 00:56:36,643 more than in the Bible. Of course, the kind of sex... 1117 00:56:36,727 --> 00:56:38,145 Oh, thank you. 1118 00:56:38,228 --> 00:56:40,439 -You see, Pookie? -Carlota. 1119 00:56:40,522 --> 00:56:42,232 And they don't want me to drink. 1120 00:56:42,316 --> 00:56:43,901 -Of course. -Pookie is fine. 1121 00:56:43,984 --> 00:56:46,361 The best thing you two did is not have kids. 1122 00:56:46,445 --> 00:56:48,864 Sure, because you're ashamed of yours. 1123 00:56:48,947 --> 00:56:50,198 No. 1124 00:56:50,282 --> 00:56:52,492 He means exactly the opposite. 1125 00:56:52,576 --> 00:56:54,369 To not disappoint them. Right? 1126 00:56:54,703 --> 00:56:56,455 And how do you know? 1127 00:56:56,914 --> 00:56:58,665 Well, it's obvious. 1128 00:56:59,917 --> 00:57:00,918 Maybe... 1129 00:57:02,628 --> 00:57:06,131 You two seem to show affection in a toxic way. 1130 00:57:06,548 --> 00:57:07,633 What affection? 1131 00:57:07,716 --> 00:57:09,051 Affection? What affection? 1132 00:57:11,094 --> 00:57:13,305 Do you know the story about the drill? 1133 00:57:13,388 --> 00:57:15,140 -No. -Which one? 1134 00:57:15,223 --> 00:57:16,058 Ok. 1135 00:57:19,561 --> 00:57:20,604 It goes like this: 1136 00:57:21,605 --> 00:57:23,857 There's a guy who needs a drill 1137 00:57:24,566 --> 00:57:25,651 and doesn't have one. 1138 00:57:25,734 --> 00:57:27,527 So he decides to ask the neighbor. 1139 00:57:27,986 --> 00:57:29,947 But, on the way over, he starts to think: 1140 00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,574 "I'm going to get there, ask for the drill, 1141 00:57:32,908 --> 00:57:34,785 and he won't give it to me, you'll see, 1142 00:57:34,868 --> 00:57:37,663 because he's probably scared I'll break it 1143 00:57:38,246 --> 00:57:39,957 or lose it." 1144 00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:41,416 "And because he can't stand me," 1145 00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:43,710 the guy thinks, "Because he gives me dirty looks, 1146 00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:45,671 and if I ask him, they'll be even dirtier." 1147 00:57:45,754 --> 00:57:47,297 “"He'll probably even be offended.” 1148 00:57:47,381 --> 00:57:49,216 The guy goes to the neighbor's house 1149 00:57:49,299 --> 00:57:50,676 with that thought in his head, 1150 00:57:50,759 --> 00:57:53,178 poisoning himself, 1151 00:57:53,261 --> 00:57:55,514 "He's going to hate me, he'll throw the drill 1152 00:57:55,597 --> 00:57:57,015 at my head, he gets there, 1153 00:57:57,766 --> 00:58:00,560 knocks on the door, the neighbor simply opens the door 1154 00:58:01,436 --> 00:58:02,604 and this guy says: 1155 00:58:03,522 --> 00:58:04,606 "You know what? 1156 00:58:06,149 --> 00:58:08,110 Stick your drill up your ass." 1157 00:58:14,408 --> 00:58:15,993 That's how I see you two. 1158 00:58:17,494 --> 00:58:18,412 Very nice, my love. 1159 00:58:18,495 --> 00:58:19,955 Very nice. 1160 00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:23,667 Ok... 1161 00:58:25,127 --> 00:58:26,420 Then... 1162 00:58:27,254 --> 00:58:28,547 Can I get the check, please? 1163 00:58:28,630 --> 00:58:30,215 Oh, great. Shall we split it? 1164 00:58:30,298 --> 00:58:32,968 No, let me get this... 1165 00:58:33,593 --> 00:58:34,594 -My knee! -What? 1166 00:58:34,678 --> 00:58:35,887 -My knee. -What? What? 1167 00:58:35,971 --> 00:58:37,180 It's killing me! 1168 00:58:37,264 --> 00:58:38,515 We'll take you to the hospital. 1169 00:58:38,598 --> 00:58:40,934 No, take me home. But first let me pay. 1170 00:58:41,018 --> 00:58:42,644 No, you can't pay like this. Get him out of here. 1171 00:58:42,728 --> 00:58:45,105 We can arrange a bank transfer, it's no problem. 1172 00:58:45,188 --> 00:58:46,982 Slowly, slowly... Ow! 1173 00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:49,067 -Poor thing. -Stay up, stay up. 1174 00:58:49,151 --> 00:58:50,652 I'll take this, stay up. 1175 00:58:52,529 --> 00:58:53,822 -Can you by yourself? -Yes. 1176 00:58:53,905 --> 00:58:55,240 Pookie, nice meeting you. 1177 00:58:55,323 --> 00:58:57,409 -Likewise, really. -Sorry. 1178 00:58:57,492 --> 00:58:58,660 -Call us. 1179 00:58:58,744 --> 00:59:00,328 We'll split it later, no problem. 1180 00:59:00,412 --> 00:59:01,913 -Slowly... -Poor thing. 1181 00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:04,708 He must have hit the table leg. 1182 00:59:05,083 --> 00:59:08,003 There's a short step... 1183 00:59:08,086 --> 00:59:09,463 Here, good. 1184 00:59:10,672 --> 00:59:14,760 Wait, let me get my phone... Don't fall... 1185 00:59:14,843 --> 00:59:15,761 Let's go, let's go. 1186 00:59:15,844 --> 00:59:17,804 -I'll call a taxi. -Let's get one last drink. 1187 00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:19,139 One last drink. 1188 00:59:21,683 --> 00:59:22,851 What a bastard! 1189 00:59:22,934 --> 00:59:25,479 No way I'm paying for all that myself. 1190 00:59:25,562 --> 00:59:27,147 Do you know how much just the wine was? 1191 00:59:27,230 --> 00:59:30,025 You drank more than half. Let's go. 1192 00:59:30,108 --> 00:59:31,109 But... 1193 00:59:31,860 --> 00:59:32,736 Let's go. 1194 00:59:32,819 --> 00:59:36,073 You mean you faked it to not pay the bill? 1195 00:59:36,156 --> 00:59:37,032 Of course. 1196 00:59:37,115 --> 00:59:40,660 I feel a little bad for Pookie, she seemed like a nice girl. 1197 00:59:40,744 --> 00:59:42,037 -She does, right? -Yeah. 1198 00:59:42,662 --> 00:59:44,664 So infuriating... 1199 00:59:44,748 --> 00:59:45,874 Anyway... 1200 00:59:45,957 --> 00:59:48,085 One last drink, eh? 1201 00:59:49,586 --> 00:59:50,420 All right? 1202 00:59:51,171 --> 00:59:52,631 You did great. 1203 00:59:53,423 --> 00:59:55,258 Better than great! 1204 00:59:56,218 --> 00:59:59,971 Two-legged rat... 1205 01:00:00,931 --> 01:00:02,808 -I'm talking to you... -What time is it? 1206 01:00:02,891 --> 01:00:05,060 Oh, sorry, Manu. Did I wake you up? 1207 01:00:05,852 --> 01:00:07,938 -Even a lousy bug... -It's late... 1208 01:00:08,021 --> 01:00:09,397 -Being so evil... -Drunk. 1209 01:00:09,481 --> 01:00:10,857 Seriously? 1210 01:00:10,941 --> 01:00:12,776 I always skip the "evil" part... 1211 01:00:12,859 --> 01:00:17,906 ...is tiny compared to you. 1212 01:00:18,615 --> 01:00:19,866 Long live Lugo! 1213 01:00:19,950 --> 01:00:22,327 -Long live! -And the surrounding area. 1214 01:00:35,507 --> 01:00:36,591 Surprise! 1215 01:00:36,675 --> 01:00:38,135 Look at the camera, look. 1216 01:00:38,218 --> 01:00:39,594 It's for the internet. 1217 01:00:40,846 --> 01:00:41,721 Give me the phone. 1218 01:00:41,805 --> 01:00:43,056 I'll kill you! The phone! 1219 01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:45,600 -Give me the phone, Manu! I, Dad, hon appetit. 1220 01:00:45,684 --> 01:00:47,602 -Will you delete that? -No. 1221 01:00:47,686 --> 01:00:49,855 No, I can't, I don't want to. 1222 01:00:50,397 --> 01:00:52,065 I want "likes" too! 1223 01:00:52,149 --> 01:00:53,358 Delete the video! 1224 01:00:55,944 --> 01:00:57,112 Hello. 1225 01:00:57,195 --> 01:00:58,029 Manu...! 1226 01:00:59,114 --> 01:00:59,990 What's going on? 1227 01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,120 I gave them my best genes. 1228 01:01:06,997 --> 01:01:08,665 After that... 1229 01:01:11,126 --> 01:01:12,544 Hello 1230 01:01:12,627 --> 01:01:14,254 -It's... 1231 01:01:14,337 --> 01:01:15,172 Ok. 1232 01:01:16,006 --> 01:01:17,716 Here you have a ton of photos, 1233 01:01:17,799 --> 01:01:20,719 music he listened to and things he kept, 1234 01:01:20,802 --> 01:01:24,139 and in here, more music, home videos he made 1235 01:01:24,764 --> 01:01:26,391 and a list of people I want to invite. 1236 01:01:26,474 --> 01:01:30,353 Call them well ahead of time so they can come from the village. 1237 01:01:30,437 --> 01:01:31,688 Ok, then that's it. 1238 01:01:34,149 --> 01:01:35,317 What if we do it there? 1239 01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:37,068 -There, where? 01:01:41,948 Maybe he had a special place 1241 01:01:42,282 --> 01:01:44,910 -that would make him happy. -Yeah, yeah. 1242 01:01:44,993 --> 01:01:46,161 -Yes, there is one. -Yes? 1243 01:01:46,244 --> 01:01:48,622 Yeah. It's a great idea, ok. 1244 01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:50,540 Damn, really great. Ok. 1245 01:01:51,416 --> 01:01:52,918 -Cool. -Ok, then. 1246 01:01:53,001 --> 01:01:54,461 That's it, I'll go. 1247 01:01:54,544 --> 01:01:56,880 -Take a look and call me. -Yeah. 1248 01:01:56,963 --> 01:01:58,298 Ok, I'll keep it. 1249 01:02:01,051 --> 01:02:02,177 I'm taking a cookie. 1250 01:02:02,886 --> 01:02:04,095 -I'll see you out. -No, no. 1251 01:02:04,179 --> 01:02:05,347 I know the way. I'm good. 1252 01:02:05,430 --> 01:02:06,473 -Bye, Mabel. -Ok. 1253 01:02:06,556 --> 01:02:07,807 -Have a good one. -Bye. 1254 01:02:52,018 --> 01:02:54,020 DIVORCE AGREEMENT 1255 01:03:15,083 --> 01:03:16,209 I signed it. 1256 01:03:25,135 --> 01:03:26,177 Thank you, Mabel. 1257 01:03:26,636 --> 01:03:28,221 -With all my heart. -Shh, they're asleep. 1258 01:03:28,305 --> 01:03:29,848 Oh, sorry. 1259 01:03:31,099 --> 01:03:32,183 Do you want to come in? 1260 01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:34,853 Yes. 1261 01:03:42,402 --> 01:03:44,696 Sit down. I was just packing. 1262 01:03:51,202 --> 01:03:52,996 'When do you leave? -In a couple of days. 1263 01:03:53,413 --> 01:03:55,206 We start filming at the end of the month, 1264 01:03:55,290 --> 01:03:56,958 but first they want the cast to meet 1265 01:03:57,042 --> 01:04:00,337 the director and hang out, 1266 01:04:00,420 --> 01:04:02,464 take photos, you know, actors' stuff. 1267 01:04:03,882 --> 01:04:05,925 I'm also getting lots of offers 1268 01:04:06,009 --> 01:04:07,469 to host events, 1269 01:04:08,011 --> 01:04:10,805 appearances in nightclubs across Argentina, 1270 01:04:10,889 --> 01:04:14,309 and I'm thinking the train only passes once in your life. 1271 01:04:15,643 --> 01:04:16,936 You can't waste it. 1272 01:04:17,645 --> 01:04:20,190 Pookie is coming to represent me, 1273 01:04:20,273 --> 01:04:22,108 to manage everything for me. 1274 01:04:23,401 --> 01:04:25,737 Thank you, this is very important to me. 1275 01:04:26,571 --> 01:04:29,657 And I also want to apologize for... 1276 01:04:30,075 --> 01:04:32,202 I want you to know it wasn't intentional. 1277 01:04:33,078 --> 01:04:34,662 What happened wasn't planned, 1278 01:04:34,746 --> 01:04:35,872 it just... 1279 01:04:36,623 --> 01:04:37,624 happened. 1280 01:04:39,042 --> 01:04:40,126 I'm sorry. 1281 01:04:41,002 --> 01:04:42,962 I'm sorry too, and... 1282 01:04:45,048 --> 01:04:46,549 I hope you'll be very happy. 1283 01:04:46,633 --> 01:04:48,468 -Really. -Thank you. 1284 01:05:53,324 --> 01:05:55,076 -What's wrong? -Stop... 1285 01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:56,703 What? What? 1286 01:05:56,786 --> 01:05:57,954 It stings. 1287 01:05:58,037 --> 01:05:59,289 -What? -Something stung me. 1288 01:06:03,251 --> 01:06:05,587 -No, don't touch your eyes! It stings! 1289 01:06:05,670 --> 01:06:07,380 It's pepper! Don't touch your eyes! 1290 01:06:07,464 --> 01:06:08,381 Pepper? 1291 01:06:15,305 --> 01:06:16,181 What are you doing? 1292 01:06:17,557 --> 01:06:18,391 It stings! 1293 01:06:19,434 --> 01:06:20,351 I'm bleeding, Mabel! 1294 01:06:21,269 --> 01:06:22,187 Eladio! 1295 01:06:24,439 --> 01:06:25,732 Try not to move. 1296 01:06:25,815 --> 01:06:27,609 It stings down here. 1297 01:06:27,692 --> 01:06:28,818 Give me something. 1298 01:06:28,902 --> 01:06:30,153 That's what I'm worried about. 1299 01:06:30,236 --> 01:06:32,697 -Know how long I've been practicing? -No. 1300 01:06:33,072 --> 01:06:34,115 -Thirty-seven. -Not bad. 1301 01:06:34,199 --> 01:06:35,283 I've seen it all. 1302 01:06:35,366 --> 01:06:36,201 Everything. 1303 01:06:36,576 --> 01:06:39,078 Even a can of hair spray inserted in the rectum. 1304 01:06:39,162 --> 01:06:41,289 A big one, with the cap. 1305 01:06:41,372 --> 01:06:44,167 But I'd never seen pepper before. 1306 01:06:44,250 --> 01:06:47,629 Now, if it helps you make it through the day, 1307 01:06:47,712 --> 01:06:49,797 I don't judge other people's vices. 1308 01:06:50,131 --> 01:06:52,800 -Please try not to move. -Yes, I'm trying. 1309 01:06:53,426 --> 01:06:56,387 If I miss my series because of you, Mabel, you're in for it. 1310 01:06:56,804 --> 01:06:57,889 You're in for it big time. 1311 01:06:59,933 --> 01:07:00,767 I'm an actor. 1312 01:07:01,684 --> 01:07:02,519 Great. 1313 01:07:27,377 --> 01:07:29,128 ROBERTO'S MEMORIAL GROUP 1314 01:07:32,215 --> 01:07:33,049 PENELOPE 1315 01:07:37,679 --> 01:07:39,639 Are you recording? 1316 01:07:39,722 --> 01:07:41,099 What are you going to do? 1317 01:07:41,182 --> 01:07:43,393 Dad, shit you were, 1318 01:07:43,476 --> 01:07:44,435 shit you will become. 1319 01:07:47,730 --> 01:07:49,524 7 billion people in the world, 1320 01:07:49,607 --> 01:07:51,734 half of them men, which means 3.5 billion, 1321 01:07:51,818 --> 01:07:53,820 and the dumb shit sleeps with Javi again. 1322 01:07:54,237 --> 01:07:55,613 Can't you see she regrets it? 1323 01:07:55,697 --> 01:07:58,157 May your pussy sneeze pepper for a week. 1324 01:07:58,241 --> 01:08:02,287 Ok. Wish him well in Argentina. One problem less. 1325 01:08:03,288 --> 01:08:05,540 Why are we looking at dick pics men send you? 1326 01:08:05,623 --> 01:08:07,667 So she sees there are people worse off than her. 1327 01:08:07,750 --> 01:08:09,544 Look, all I ask is, 1328 01:08:09,627 --> 01:08:12,171 during these two weeks before the trial with your boss, 1329 01:08:12,255 --> 01:08:14,674 please, stay out of trouble. Please. 1330 01:08:15,258 --> 01:08:16,926 Lock me in and throw away the key. 1331 01:08:20,138 --> 01:08:21,681 No, Lia, don't! 1332 01:08:22,265 --> 01:08:23,641 Oh, sweetie... 1333 01:08:27,854 --> 01:08:29,564 If she's crying, she saw them, right? 1334 01:08:33,276 --> 01:08:34,694 Whack! Whack! 1335 01:08:35,486 --> 01:08:36,571 Come on. 1336 01:08:36,654 --> 01:08:37,739 -Whack! -What are you doing? 1337 01:08:37,822 --> 01:08:40,408 I made a crazy plane lady video game. 1338 01:08:41,868 --> 01:08:43,578 -What? -My Korean friend 1339 01:08:43,661 --> 01:08:45,079 sent me a demo, look. 1340 01:08:45,455 --> 01:08:47,540 I thought you said you made it. 1341 01:08:47,624 --> 01:08:49,375 Well... it was my idea. 1342 01:08:49,709 --> 01:08:52,795 He's a programmer, but it's my idea. 1343 01:08:55,757 --> 01:08:56,841 -You see? -How do you play? 1344 01:08:56,924 --> 01:08:58,009 So, you're 1345 01:08:58,092 --> 01:09:01,471 the one with the glove, ok? And you have to punch the pilot. 1346 01:09:01,554 --> 01:09:03,890 The kids go flying... 1347 01:09:03,973 --> 01:09:06,851 "Gorka!" And you have to save him. 1348 01:09:06,934 --> 01:09:08,978 -And from time to time... -Gorka! 1349 01:09:09,062 --> 01:09:11,397 ...Javi appears, very quickly, 1350 01:09:11,481 --> 01:09:13,483 and if you hit him you get 1,000 points. 1351 01:09:13,566 --> 01:09:14,734 -Can I try? -Look. 1352 01:09:14,817 --> 01:09:16,319 Here, press that button. 1353 01:09:16,402 --> 01:09:17,570 -This one? -Yeah. 1354 01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:24,369 The shithead is fast! 1355 01:09:32,585 --> 01:09:33,795 Let's get a drink. 1356 01:09:33,878 --> 01:09:36,589 -Does anyone want anything? -Something with chocolate. 1357 01:09:36,673 --> 01:09:39,133 -If you want it free, come with me. -Sorry. 1358 01:09:39,217 --> 01:09:41,469 He said free and free is sacred. 1359 01:09:41,552 --> 01:09:43,304 I was whacking the hell out of him. 1360 01:09:58,861 --> 01:10:00,446 Berto... 1361 01:10:02,573 --> 01:10:04,784 About the memorial... 1362 01:10:05,284 --> 01:10:06,411 I mean... 1363 01:10:07,829 --> 01:10:09,205 About your father... 1364 01:10:09,664 --> 01:10:11,708 and the ashes... 1365 01:10:11,791 --> 01:10:13,584 -You don't have to say anything. -What? 1366 01:10:13,668 --> 01:10:16,754 It's over. It was a mistake and it's over. 1367 01:10:16,838 --> 01:10:18,172 Stop thinking about it. 1368 01:10:18,256 --> 01:10:21,467 My dad would have forgiven you because he would have loved you. 1369 01:10:24,512 --> 01:10:27,515 -I'm not so sure. -No? 1370 01:10:27,849 --> 01:10:29,100 Well, I think so. 1371 01:10:30,435 --> 01:10:32,311 Yeah, you're one of these people who... 1372 01:10:33,938 --> 01:10:35,523 make life better. 1373 01:10:39,277 --> 01:10:41,863 A little crazy, but that's part of your charm. 1374 01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:56,836 WELCOME TO ROBERTO'S MEMORIAL SERVICE 1375 01:11:00,548 --> 01:11:04,427 Here comes the chatterbox. 1376 01:11:04,844 --> 01:11:06,637 Watch out, withered flowers, 1377 01:11:06,721 --> 01:11:10,391 he'll knock off your socks. 1378 01:11:10,850 --> 01:11:12,018 A break 1379 01:11:12,101 --> 01:11:13,686 for windbags, motormouths 1380 01:11:13,770 --> 01:11:16,105 and crags, bless the old bags, 1381 01:11:16,189 --> 01:11:19,066 to enjoy the whole world. 1382 01:11:19,150 --> 01:11:21,110 I'm the chatterbox. 1383 01:11:23,070 --> 01:11:24,489 I'm the rooster in love. 1384 01:11:24,572 --> 01:11:26,282 Grab your chance, little hen. 1385 01:11:26,783 --> 01:11:29,327 I hook up with anyone. They call me the cockerel. 1386 01:11:29,410 --> 01:11:31,287 Ugly or pretty, I don't care. 1387 01:11:32,830 --> 01:11:35,750 They call me the chatterbox... 1388 01:11:35,833 --> 01:11:37,001 Mabel? Mabel? 1389 01:11:37,084 --> 01:11:37,919 Yes. 1390 01:11:38,795 --> 01:11:40,421 Will you excuse me? 1391 01:11:40,838 --> 01:11:41,756 Hi! 1392 01:11:42,590 --> 01:11:43,966 It's just... 1393 01:11:44,050 --> 01:11:45,426 This is my sister Sonia. 1394 01:11:45,510 --> 01:11:46,719 I was imagining, yeah. 1395 01:11:46,803 --> 01:11:50,807 Yeah, everything is like... It's like... 1396 01:11:51,474 --> 01:11:52,934 A Lit major. 1397 01:11:53,434 --> 01:11:55,770 No, it's just... You really didn't know my father? 1398 01:11:55,853 --> 01:11:58,272 No. Well, Berto told me stuff, but no. 1399 01:11:58,356 --> 01:11:59,440 Everything is like... 1400 01:11:59,524 --> 01:12:00,525 -It's incredible. -Yeah? 1401 01:12:00,608 --> 01:12:02,109 -Yes, yes. -Cristina, Esther. 1402 01:12:02,193 --> 01:12:04,362 Get down from there, you'll knock over the ashes. 1403 01:12:04,445 --> 01:12:06,489 You want me to get you down? 1404 01:12:11,285 --> 01:12:12,453 Hello? 1405 01:12:13,162 --> 01:12:14,914 -Can you hear me? -Yes. 1406 01:12:15,540 --> 01:12:18,000 First of all, before you all get more drunk, 1407 01:12:18,084 --> 01:12:19,919 welcome, everyone, thank you very much. 1408 01:12:21,170 --> 01:12:22,213 Dad... 1409 01:12:23,548 --> 01:12:25,508 Dad used to say that... 1410 01:12:26,050 --> 01:12:28,928 when you die, if people don't remember you with a smile, 1411 01:12:29,428 --> 01:12:31,180 it's because you lived wrong. 1412 01:12:40,565 --> 01:12:43,317 And all I see here are smiles. 1413 01:12:43,651 --> 01:12:44,735 And... 1414 01:12:44,819 --> 01:12:48,030 I want to propose a toast to those who leave smiles behind. 1415 01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:49,448 To Roberto. 1416 01:12:49,532 --> 01:12:50,783 -To Roberto. -To Roberto. 1417 01:12:51,826 --> 01:12:52,994 Bravo. 1418 01:12:53,786 --> 01:12:54,662 Bravo! 1419 01:12:54,745 --> 01:12:57,415 I'm going to record a video to play at my funeral. 1420 01:12:57,498 --> 01:13:00,793 And they'll see me, right there, talking, and I'll say: 1421 01:13:00,877 --> 01:13:03,004 "Don't laugh, you bastards!" 1422 01:13:03,087 --> 01:13:04,881 "You'll all end up just like me."” 1423 01:13:04,964 --> 01:13:07,008 And we'll say: "We finally got rid of you." 1424 01:13:34,368 --> 01:13:37,288 ...happy birthday to you. 1425 01:13:55,014 --> 01:13:56,015 Thank you, Mabel. 1426 01:14:05,691 --> 01:14:06,984 You and I haven't toasted. 1427 01:14:07,068 --> 01:14:08,069 No. 1428 01:14:10,571 --> 01:14:12,198 -A beer? -A beer. 1429 01:14:12,281 --> 01:14:14,700 -Ok, I'll get them. -Ok. 1430 01:14:16,619 --> 01:14:17,995 Filthy rat, 1431 01:14:18,913 --> 01:14:21,874 creeping critter, scum of life, 1432 01:14:22,375 --> 01:14:24,335 poorly made eyesore... 1433 01:14:24,418 --> 01:14:25,586 ROBERTO MEMORIAL GROUP 1434 01:14:28,589 --> 01:14:30,508 -Are you recording? -Yes. 1435 01:14:30,591 --> 01:14:31,926 Start recording. 1436 01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:35,554 Wait. 1437 01:14:38,349 --> 01:14:39,517 What are you going to do? 1438 01:14:49,610 --> 01:14:51,278 Two-legged rat, 1439 01:14:53,447 --> 01:14:55,950 I'm talking to you... 1440 01:14:58,703 --> 01:15:01,038 -Even a lousy bug... -Have you received it? 1441 01:15:01,122 --> 01:15:02,957 Berto, did this come from you? 1442 01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:04,917 -Look. -You got it too? 1443 01:15:05,001 --> 01:15:07,044 Yeah. Everybody's getting it. 1444 01:15:09,213 --> 01:15:10,506 Look, look, look! 1445 01:15:11,465 --> 01:15:12,717 What are you going to do? 1446 01:15:14,427 --> 01:15:15,553 That's the urn. 1447 01:15:15,636 --> 01:15:17,346 -What? -That's the urn. 1448 01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:19,181 What are you going to do? 1449 01:15:20,975 --> 01:15:21,976 What's she doing? 1450 01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:35,114 Dad, shit you were, shit you will become. 1451 01:15:36,782 --> 01:15:37,783 Amen. 1452 01:15:46,333 --> 01:15:47,918 Is she peeing? 1453 01:15:49,045 --> 01:15:50,379 -Here you are. -Thank you. 1454 01:15:52,715 --> 01:15:53,632 Holy shit! 1455 01:16:00,056 --> 01:16:00,931 What is this? 1456 01:16:06,228 --> 01:16:07,605 Where did you get that? 1457 01:16:08,022 --> 01:16:09,148 A group message. 1458 01:16:09,231 --> 01:16:11,025 Everyone's getting it. 1459 01:16:15,821 --> 01:16:17,698 -Oh, no... -Fuck it! 1460 01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:20,701 Fuck it! 1461 01:16:21,452 --> 01:16:23,245 -Fuck it! -Fuck it! 1462 01:16:23,329 --> 01:16:24,872 -Fuck it! -Fuck it! 1463 01:16:24,955 --> 01:16:27,458 Fuck it! Fuck it! 1464 01:16:27,541 --> 01:16:29,251 Fuck it! 1465 01:16:29,335 --> 01:16:31,879 Fuck it! Fuck it! 1466 01:16:32,463 --> 01:16:33,881 Fuck it! 1467 01:16:33,964 --> 01:16:35,466 You hurt me so bad... 1468 01:16:38,177 --> 01:16:39,720 Is that my father in the toilet? 1469 01:16:41,138 --> 01:16:42,431 I thought he was mine. 1470 01:16:46,644 --> 01:16:48,729 And who do those ashes belong to? 1471 01:16:54,068 --> 01:16:58,489 What is in that urn, Mabel? 1472 01:17:05,079 --> 01:17:06,205 A... 1473 01:17:07,081 --> 01:17:08,249 A German shepherd, 1474 01:17:11,001 --> 01:17:12,294 a French bulldog... 1475 01:17:14,255 --> 01:17:15,297 and... 1476 01:17:16,423 --> 01:17:19,343 and two chihuahuas. 1477 01:17:21,262 --> 01:17:22,721 Cristina, Esther. 1478 01:17:22,805 --> 01:17:24,473 Come on, let's go. Please, let's go. 1479 01:17:27,726 --> 01:17:29,436 Bloody leech, 1480 01:17:31,230 --> 01:17:33,315 bloody cockroach, 1481 01:17:36,026 --> 01:17:38,362 You infect where you step, 1482 01:17:40,072 --> 01:17:42,032 you hurt and kill. 1483 01:17:44,869 --> 01:17:46,370 Vermin, 1484 01:17:47,079 --> 01:17:48,747 poisonous snake, 1485 01:17:49,081 --> 01:17:50,833 human waste... 1486 01:17:51,208 --> 01:17:52,793 That was really bad. 1487 01:17:55,671 --> 01:17:59,049 Two-legged rat, 1488 01:17:59,884 --> 01:18:02,887 I'm talking to you. 1489 01:18:04,138 --> 01:18:06,015 Even a lousy bug... 1490 01:18:06,098 --> 01:18:08,767 Being so evil... 1491 01:18:08,851 --> 01:18:12,313 is tiny compared to you. 1492 01:18:29,830 --> 01:18:32,082 CALLING MANU... 1493 01:18:38,255 --> 01:18:41,634 CALLING DAD... 1494 01:18:43,844 --> 01:18:44,678 Nothing? 1495 01:18:45,763 --> 01:18:47,181 Neither of them? 1496 01:18:48,557 --> 01:18:51,477 Are you sure it was Javi? 1497 01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:52,561 Come on. 1498 01:18:54,438 --> 01:18:55,272 Mabel. 1499 01:18:56,273 --> 01:18:59,944 The family has reported you for desecration of ashes. 1500 01:19:01,487 --> 01:19:02,863 Berto reported me? 1501 01:19:02,947 --> 01:19:03,989 The family. 1502 01:19:14,375 --> 01:19:15,209 Hi. 1503 01:19:16,335 --> 01:19:18,754 -What are you doing here? -I have an appointment. 1504 01:19:20,422 --> 01:19:23,175 Sure, your name is Serafin Misa, right? 1505 01:19:23,259 --> 01:19:25,636 No, that's Penélope's partner, 1506 01:19:25,719 --> 01:19:26,762 he called for me. 1507 01:19:26,845 --> 01:19:28,264 I don't want to talk to you. 1508 01:19:28,347 --> 01:19:29,598 You don't have to say anything. 1509 01:19:29,682 --> 01:19:30,599 I don't want to see you. 1510 01:19:30,683 --> 01:19:32,351 Then I'll leave the helmet on. 1511 01:19:33,644 --> 01:19:35,980 No, Berto... Berto, my back is killing me. 1512 01:19:36,063 --> 01:19:38,941 I need your help. It hurts right here. I think it's stress. 1513 01:19:39,024 --> 01:19:42,695 It hurts so bad, I need a massage. 1514 01:19:42,778 --> 01:19:43,821 Please. 1515 01:19:45,197 --> 01:19:47,825 All right. You'll pay for this one. 1516 01:19:47,908 --> 01:19:49,076 Yeah? 1517 01:19:49,159 --> 01:19:50,244 Ok, follow me. 1518 01:19:53,747 --> 01:19:54,957 Not taking that off? 1519 01:19:56,250 --> 01:19:57,543 Oh, yeah. 1520 01:20:06,135 --> 01:20:07,803 -Should I take off my shirt? -No. 1521 01:20:08,262 --> 01:20:10,681 -In other massages... -There's no need. Sit down. 1522 01:20:11,473 --> 01:20:12,599 Ok. 1523 01:20:32,286 --> 01:20:34,288 You won't do that neck thing, will you? 1524 01:20:34,371 --> 01:20:36,332 Can you relax, please? 1525 01:20:36,832 --> 01:20:38,208 -Ok. -Ok. 1526 01:20:43,380 --> 01:20:45,716 That tickles... 1527 01:20:45,799 --> 01:20:47,217 Look, Mabel. 1528 01:20:47,301 --> 01:20:49,720 Can you say what you came to say and leave 1529 01:20:49,803 --> 01:20:50,804 and we'll finish sooner? 1530 01:20:54,725 --> 01:20:55,726 Sorry. 1531 01:20:56,352 --> 01:20:59,188 I am so sorry about what I did to your father. 1532 01:20:59,688 --> 01:21:02,191 I tried to tell you, but... 1533 01:21:04,735 --> 01:21:06,862 I wanted to tell you on the train. 1534 01:21:08,614 --> 01:21:10,199 But that's when you told me 1535 01:21:10,282 --> 01:21:13,327 I was the type of person who makes life better. 1536 01:21:15,329 --> 01:21:16,372 And I felt awful. 1537 01:21:17,247 --> 01:21:18,457 Right. 1538 01:21:19,249 --> 01:21:21,043 I felt really, really bad. 1539 01:21:21,126 --> 01:21:24,296 What kind of person who makes life better 1540 01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:25,756 burns your father 1541 01:21:26,340 --> 01:21:29,343 and throws the ashes in the toilet 1542 01:21:29,426 --> 01:21:30,928 and pees on them? 1543 01:21:31,470 --> 01:21:34,098 I'm sorry, there's nobody worse than me, it's not possible. 1544 01:21:34,181 --> 01:21:35,307 Yes, it is. 1545 01:21:35,391 --> 01:21:36,683 -No, it isn't. -Yes, it is. 1546 01:21:37,017 --> 01:21:39,269 You see how super nice you are? 1547 01:21:42,147 --> 01:21:43,357 You are very nice. 1548 01:21:44,525 --> 01:21:45,818 And I was saying to myself: 1549 01:21:45,901 --> 01:21:49,113 “"Damn, this guy is so nice!" 1550 01:21:51,240 --> 01:21:53,659 And your father must have been a sweetheart. 1551 01:21:54,952 --> 01:21:56,036 And now... 1552 01:21:57,871 --> 01:21:59,832 he wanted to rest beside Marianita 1553 01:21:59,915 --> 01:22:01,500 and he can't because of me. 1554 01:22:02,668 --> 01:22:04,795 Because I flushed him down a toilet. 1555 01:22:04,878 --> 01:22:05,963 And... 1556 01:22:07,506 --> 01:22:09,299 I am so sorry! 1557 01:22:09,383 --> 01:22:11,176 I'm sorry, I don't know what to do. 1558 01:22:11,260 --> 01:22:13,011 No wonder you reported me... 1559 01:22:13,095 --> 01:22:15,347 Well, that was my sister. 1560 01:22:15,431 --> 01:22:17,683 She was furious and it will pass. 1561 01:22:18,350 --> 01:22:20,185 When I die, 1562 01:22:20,269 --> 01:22:22,771 you can burn me and throw me anywhere you want. 1563 01:22:23,564 --> 01:22:26,233 You can take my ashes and throw them... 1564 01:22:27,109 --> 01:22:28,360 somewhere horrible... 1565 01:22:28,444 --> 01:22:30,696 Hey, I forgive you. 1566 01:22:31,780 --> 01:22:32,906 I forgive you. 1567 01:22:32,990 --> 01:22:36,702 Besides, my father would have thought this was hilarious. 1568 01:22:36,785 --> 01:22:37,911 I'm positive. 1569 01:22:38,662 --> 01:22:40,873 So that's it, relax. 1570 01:22:44,293 --> 01:22:45,461 Wow! 1571 01:22:45,794 --> 01:22:47,421 You are so crazy! 1572 01:22:50,632 --> 01:22:51,633 Come on. 1573 01:22:52,176 --> 01:22:53,260 Here. 1574 01:22:56,054 --> 01:22:57,473 And crying is cheating. 1575 01:22:58,724 --> 01:23:00,058 So you know. 1576 01:23:05,272 --> 01:23:07,191 Do you know where my father is? 1577 01:23:08,233 --> 01:23:09,318 Yes. 1578 01:23:10,402 --> 01:23:11,528 Will you tell me? 1579 01:23:13,113 --> 01:23:15,324 No. He won't let me, sorry. 1580 01:23:16,074 --> 01:23:18,368 -He hates me that much? -I'm sure it's not that. 1581 01:23:18,452 --> 01:23:19,995 Just give him some time. 1582 01:23:21,705 --> 01:23:22,915 Ok. 1583 01:23:22,998 --> 01:23:24,041 Ok. 1584 01:23:26,168 --> 01:23:28,712 Berto knows where my father is and he won't tell me. 1585 01:23:28,795 --> 01:23:31,632 -Don't worry about that. -How can I not worry? 1586 01:23:31,715 --> 01:23:34,343 I have a right to explain myself. I understand him, but... 1587 01:23:34,426 --> 01:23:36,094 -Yeah, but... -I understand everyone. 1588 01:23:36,178 --> 01:23:39,264 I put myself in their shoes. Does anyone do that with me? 1589 01:23:39,598 --> 01:23:40,724 Well... 1590 01:23:42,684 --> 01:23:44,102 You'll see him at the trial. 1591 01:23:47,231 --> 01:23:48,315 What? 1592 01:23:50,526 --> 01:23:51,902 He reported me too? 1593 01:23:53,028 --> 01:23:55,531 The company called him as a witness. 1594 01:23:56,782 --> 01:23:59,326 Let us begin the trial for unlawful dismissal 1595 01:23:59,409 --> 01:24:02,204 registered under number 24912022, 1596 01:24:02,287 --> 01:24:03,622 acting on behalf of the plaintiff, 1597 01:24:03,705 --> 01:24:06,500 Mabel Montes Rama, with legal assistance. 1598 01:24:06,583 --> 01:24:08,502 Appearing on behalf of the company, 1599 01:24:08,585 --> 01:24:11,004 Morgadans Events Inc., under legal defense. 1600 01:24:11,588 --> 01:24:13,006 Attorney for the plaintiff. 1601 01:24:13,090 --> 01:24:15,968 If I may, your honor. We wish to uphold the suit. 1602 01:24:16,301 --> 01:24:17,719 Attorney for the defense? 1603 01:24:17,803 --> 01:24:18,887 If I may, your honor. 1604 01:24:18,971 --> 01:24:21,682 We request the entire lawsuit be dismissed 1605 01:24:21,765 --> 01:24:23,559 for one simple reason. 1606 01:24:24,101 --> 01:24:25,769 Do you follow social media, your honor? 1607 01:24:26,728 --> 01:24:28,605 Is that how you want to start? 1608 01:24:31,233 --> 01:24:32,776 This is how I planned it. 1609 01:24:33,443 --> 01:24:35,445 No, I do not follow social media. 1610 01:24:35,862 --> 01:24:37,072 Do you know that woman? 1611 01:24:37,406 --> 01:24:38,532 No, I do not. 1612 01:24:38,615 --> 01:24:40,033 She's the crazy plane lady. 1613 01:24:40,367 --> 01:24:41,952 Everyone knows her. 1614 01:24:45,455 --> 01:24:46,623 Almost everyone. 1615 01:24:46,707 --> 01:24:48,250 And almost everyone knows 1616 01:24:48,333 --> 01:24:51,878 she has a negative image, to say the least, 1617 01:24:51,962 --> 01:24:53,630 and that if the company I represent 1618 01:24:53,714 --> 01:24:56,800 hadn't broken relations, it would have sunk with her. 1619 01:24:56,883 --> 01:24:59,428 That is a fact and we're going to prove it 1620 01:24:59,511 --> 01:25:00,554 in the evidence phase. 1621 01:25:02,097 --> 01:25:04,725 They start drinking, they've never traveled in Business, 1622 01:25:04,808 --> 01:25:05,851 and shit happens. 1623 01:25:05,934 --> 01:25:06,643 She was furious. 1624 01:25:06,727 --> 01:25:10,397 She came totally wasted. You could tell right away. 1625 01:25:10,480 --> 01:25:13,317 -She pounded my desk, threw a pen... - know people. 1626 01:25:13,400 --> 01:25:15,027 We almost sued her for slander. 1627 01:25:15,110 --> 01:25:16,820 "This one is going to be trouble." 1628 01:25:16,903 --> 01:25:18,614 I still have nightmares about the flying boy. 1629 01:25:18,697 --> 01:25:21,283 She hit him in the head, like this. 1630 01:25:21,366 --> 01:25:23,368 My Gorka has post-traumatic stress. 1631 01:25:23,452 --> 01:25:24,494 I feared personal injury. 1632 01:25:24,578 --> 01:25:26,622 She screamed... She even threw up. 1633 01:25:26,705 --> 01:25:29,124 I was expelled from my gated community chat group. 1634 01:25:29,207 --> 01:25:30,417 I think she's crazy. 1635 01:25:30,500 --> 01:25:31,501 -She's crazy. -Pure drama. 1636 01:25:31,585 --> 01:25:34,129 She's a danger to children and to society. 1637 01:25:34,212 --> 01:25:35,922 She said we mistreated old people. 1638 01:25:36,006 --> 01:25:38,175 -No, I didn't! -Well... 1639 01:25:39,009 --> 01:25:40,719 Your honor, we have one more witness. 1640 01:25:40,802 --> 01:25:42,596 Are you sure it's necessary? 1641 01:25:42,679 --> 01:25:44,848 -I've already got the idea. -No, call him. 1642 01:25:44,931 --> 01:25:47,976 I'm sorry, your honor, my client is very nervous. 1643 01:25:48,060 --> 01:25:50,437 Ma'am, the next witness is also against you. 1644 01:25:50,520 --> 01:25:52,314 Since we're already here... 1645 01:25:57,944 --> 01:25:59,404 Eladio Montes Nieto? 1646 01:26:10,248 --> 01:26:11,083 What's up? 1647 01:26:11,625 --> 01:26:14,294 -Anytime, counselor. -Eladio, sir. 1648 01:26:14,378 --> 01:26:16,380 What is your relationship to the plaintiff? 1649 01:26:16,922 --> 01:26:17,798 She's my daughter. 1650 01:26:18,840 --> 01:26:20,050 You're the father? 1651 01:26:20,133 --> 01:26:22,219 -Yes. -From the ashes before? 1652 01:26:22,302 --> 01:26:24,054 No, those were Roberto's. 1653 01:26:24,638 --> 01:26:28,600 She thought they were mine and peed on them. 1654 01:26:29,017 --> 01:26:31,311 She's a very bad drinker. 1655 01:26:31,395 --> 01:26:33,730 You don't know if she'd been drinking. 1656 01:26:33,814 --> 01:26:35,899 You haven't seen the video? 1657 01:26:35,982 --> 01:26:38,568 She was drunk off her ass. 1658 01:26:40,445 --> 01:26:41,571 Ok, never mind. 1659 01:26:42,155 --> 01:26:44,658 Isn't it true that your daughter, 1660 01:26:44,741 --> 01:26:47,202 besides getting you kicked out of the retirement home, 1661 01:26:47,285 --> 01:26:48,995 tried to kick you out of her home as well? 1662 01:26:50,414 --> 01:26:51,289 I don't remember. 1663 01:26:52,874 --> 01:26:54,459 You don't? That's what you told me. 1664 01:26:54,835 --> 01:26:56,253 I remind you that you're here 1665 01:26:56,336 --> 01:26:58,714 as a witness and you must tell the truth. 1666 01:26:58,797 --> 01:27:00,298 Yeah, but if I don't remember... 1667 01:27:00,757 --> 01:27:02,718 It's my age, your honor. I'm an old man. 1668 01:27:03,301 --> 01:27:06,888 You don't remember your daughter trying to throw you out. 1669 01:27:08,181 --> 01:27:09,808 Doesn't ring a bell. 1670 01:27:14,479 --> 01:27:16,690 No more questions, I think we'll leave it here. 1671 01:27:17,941 --> 01:27:20,068 Your turn, counselor. 1672 01:27:20,152 --> 01:27:22,738 Eladio, sir. Do you consider yourself a good father? 1673 01:27:25,991 --> 01:27:27,242 I've seen better. 1674 01:27:27,701 --> 01:27:30,495 Have you ever had a good relationship with your daughter? 1675 01:27:30,912 --> 01:27:32,831 When she was little, yes. 1676 01:27:32,914 --> 01:27:33,957 What happened after? 1677 01:27:35,709 --> 01:27:37,294 Well... 1678 01:27:38,420 --> 01:27:39,713 I've seen better. 1679 01:27:40,255 --> 01:27:43,425 You left and forgot about your family for years. 1680 01:27:44,259 --> 01:27:46,261 That fact could have awakened in your daughter 1681 01:27:46,344 --> 01:27:48,555 a desire for revenge which, thinking you were dead, 1682 01:27:48,638 --> 01:27:51,767 could only materialize by urinating on your ashes. 1683 01:27:52,517 --> 01:27:55,020 But it's also possible that what made her do it 1684 01:27:55,103 --> 01:27:58,064 wasn't hate or revenge but simply and plainly 1685 01:27:58,148 --> 01:27:59,316 desperation. 1686 01:27:59,733 --> 01:28:01,443 How is that related 1687 01:28:01,526 --> 01:28:02,652 to her dismissal, counselor? 1688 01:28:02,736 --> 01:28:05,238 Nothing, but the defense wants to convince you 1689 01:28:05,322 --> 01:28:07,824 that my client is unbalanced 1690 01:28:07,908 --> 01:28:09,409 and can't be relied on 1691 01:28:09,493 --> 01:28:10,619 and what I'm saying 1692 01:28:10,994 --> 01:28:12,996 is that she's a sensitive woman 1693 01:28:13,830 --> 01:28:17,501 suddenly faced with the worst moment of her life 1694 01:28:17,584 --> 01:28:20,045 after being betrayed by those she trusted: 1695 01:28:20,629 --> 01:28:22,923 her husband and also her company, 1696 01:28:23,006 --> 01:28:26,259 which added to the public ridicule in the sleaziest way. 1697 01:28:26,802 --> 01:28:27,928 But, with everything, 1698 01:28:28,261 --> 01:28:31,431 the most painful thing for my client was finding out her father had died, 1699 01:28:31,973 --> 01:28:33,934 because for years she had hoped 1700 01:28:34,017 --> 01:28:37,145 he might come back and apologize for having abandoned her. 1701 01:28:37,229 --> 01:28:38,563 When she thought he was dead, 1702 01:28:38,647 --> 01:28:41,024 that hope turned into desperation 1703 01:28:41,900 --> 01:28:43,693 and the thing happened with the ashes. 1704 01:28:46,696 --> 01:28:48,782 Well, desperation and alcohol, 1705 01:28:48,865 --> 01:28:51,409 she was drunk off her ass, your honor, we won't deny it. 1706 01:28:53,036 --> 01:28:55,539 - I think she hates me. -You are so clueless. 1707 01:28:55,997 --> 01:28:58,291 You'd better discuss that at home. 1708 01:28:58,375 --> 01:28:59,501 He won't talk to me. 1709 01:28:59,584 --> 01:29:01,211 Why should I if you hate me? 1710 01:29:01,294 --> 01:29:02,671 Not the hate thing again! 1711 01:29:02,754 --> 01:29:03,713 Then you tell me. 1712 01:29:04,589 --> 01:29:07,259 -Your honor, can I go? -You know what? 1713 01:29:13,640 --> 01:29:15,433 Stick the drill up your ass. 1714 01:29:28,405 --> 01:29:30,448 I'd like to propose a toast. 1715 01:29:31,783 --> 01:29:33,702 To unlawful dismissal. 1716 01:29:34,369 --> 01:29:35,745 To unlawful dismissal. 1717 01:29:39,249 --> 01:29:41,668 I wasn't sure about our chances. 1718 01:29:41,751 --> 01:29:43,044 You did great. 1719 01:29:43,295 --> 01:29:44,129 Bravo. 1720 01:29:44,671 --> 01:29:46,339 You don't have to thank me. 1721 01:29:46,423 --> 01:29:48,466 I did what any father would. 1722 01:29:48,550 --> 01:29:52,178 You're aware you testified for them, right? 1723 01:29:52,262 --> 01:29:55,849 And I could have drawn blood, but I behaved like a gentleman. 1724 01:29:57,267 --> 01:29:58,977 Aunt Crazy, I need to pee. 1725 01:29:59,060 --> 01:30:00,020 Go by yourself. 1726 01:30:00,729 --> 01:30:02,022 Look, back there. 1727 01:30:03,523 --> 01:30:04,608 But one thing, 1728 01:30:04,691 --> 01:30:06,443 then how much do they pay you? 1729 01:30:06,526 --> 01:30:08,194 -For what? -For... 1730 01:30:08,278 --> 01:30:10,322 No, no. They give me my job back. 1731 01:30:10,780 --> 01:30:13,241 I can't believe the nerve of your boss. 1732 01:30:13,325 --> 01:30:14,784 -It's amazing. -Yeah, unbelievable. 1733 01:30:15,619 --> 01:30:18,121 But it doesn't matter. I won't work there again. 1734 01:30:18,914 --> 01:30:22,250 Then if you leave you get severance pay, right? 1735 01:30:22,334 --> 01:30:24,711 No, because she's the one quitting. 1736 01:30:24,794 --> 01:30:28,006 So you won, but you didn't win. 1737 01:30:28,089 --> 01:30:30,884 More like you lost. I don't get it. 1738 01:30:30,967 --> 01:30:32,093 No, I mean... 1739 01:30:32,802 --> 01:30:35,055 I lose my job, but I gain health. 1740 01:30:35,138 --> 01:30:36,932 -Yeah. -I lose money, 1741 01:30:37,015 --> 01:30:39,684 but I gain dignity. 1742 01:30:39,768 --> 01:30:41,478 So if they fire you... 1743 01:30:41,561 --> 01:30:42,687 I'm the one leaving. 1744 01:30:42,771 --> 01:30:43,939 Yeah, but if they fire you, 1745 01:30:44,022 --> 01:30:45,815 -how will we survive? -You off me, 1746 01:30:45,899 --> 01:30:47,150 bloodsucker. 1747 01:30:47,233 --> 01:30:48,693 You're moving in with me for a reason. 1748 01:30:48,777 --> 01:30:50,570 All good news in the end. 1749 01:30:50,654 --> 01:30:51,738 -You see? -Yeah. 1750 01:30:51,821 --> 01:30:53,531 Can you two at least pretend a little? 1751 01:30:54,115 --> 01:30:55,241 Pretend what? 1752 01:30:55,617 --> 01:30:57,118 -You can't stop looking at her. -Me? 1753 01:30:57,202 --> 01:30:58,703 -Touching her. -Me? 1754 01:30:59,329 --> 01:31:01,081 No way, well... 1755 01:31:01,539 --> 01:31:03,750 01:31:05,961 We all know you two are banging. 1757 01:31:06,044 --> 01:31:07,796 -Hey! -You touching her clam. 1758 01:31:07,879 --> 01:31:10,256 -You're boning... -Manu... 1759 01:31:10,340 --> 01:31:11,841 You're burying the puppet. 1760 01:31:11,925 --> 01:31:14,928 Didn't we say we'd let them take their time 1761 01:31:15,011 --> 01:31:16,554 and tell us when they want to? 1762 01:31:16,638 --> 01:31:19,099 Playing dumb is one thing, thinking we're dumb is another. 1763 01:31:19,182 --> 01:31:22,435 Ok, we already know her, but with you it's totally obvious. 1764 01:31:22,519 --> 01:31:23,478 What is? 1765 01:31:23,979 --> 01:31:26,773 Javi was better looking, but I like you better. 1766 01:31:27,440 --> 01:31:28,525 Wow, Manu. 1767 01:31:28,608 --> 01:31:30,694 That is so comforting. 1768 01:31:30,777 --> 01:31:32,237 -Thanks. -You're welcome. 1769 01:31:32,320 --> 01:31:34,906 -We handled that great, huh? -Super. 1770 01:31:36,825 --> 01:31:38,284 Hey, what are you going to do? 1771 01:31:38,868 --> 01:31:39,744 With what? 1772 01:31:39,828 --> 01:31:42,789 What are you going to do, I don't know, with your life? 1773 01:31:43,915 --> 01:31:45,417 -What will you do? -I don't know. 1774 01:31:48,169 --> 01:31:50,547 I have no idea. 1775 01:31:54,050 --> 01:31:55,593 -I'll drink to that. -Yes! 1776 01:31:58,054 --> 01:31:59,848 Cheers. 1777 01:32:09,315 --> 01:32:10,233 Excuse me. 1778 01:32:11,234 --> 01:32:13,111 Can we take a photo with you? 1779 01:32:15,155 --> 01:32:17,282 -Ok. -Thank you very much. 1780 01:32:17,866 --> 01:32:19,200 We really like you a lot. 1781 01:32:21,453 --> 01:32:22,579 One, two... 1782 01:32:27,208 --> 01:32:28,626 Can we take it again? 1783 01:32:30,545 --> 01:32:31,838 Yeah, sure. 1784 01:32:34,799 --> 01:32:35,967 One, two... 1785 01:33:33,983 --> 01:33:35,693 Wait! 1786 01:33:36,069 --> 01:33:37,612 -What's wrong? -There's a boy out there. 1787 01:33:37,695 --> 01:33:38,363 Did he see us? 1788 01:33:39,322 --> 01:33:41,407 Well, then he probably learned something. 1789 01:36:12,350 --> 01:36:14,727 Ok, you pick the movie, I always pick. 1790 01:36:14,811 --> 01:36:16,437 Me? Ok. 1791 01:36:18,022 --> 01:36:19,691 Oh, you got an email. 1792 01:36:20,858 --> 01:36:22,068 What about? 1793 01:36:22,151 --> 01:36:23,152 I don't know. 1794 01:36:26,406 --> 01:36:28,825 FROM: PENELOPE - TO: MABEL HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? 1795 01:36:30,994 --> 01:36:32,578 Isn't that your car? 1796 01:36:33,121 --> 01:36:34,163 Yeah. 1797 01:36:37,375 --> 01:36:40,169 No. No, no, for God's sake. No, no, no... 1798 01:36:42,505 --> 01:36:43,715 No! 116583

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