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You ready?
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rose you a curveball you never saw
coming.
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Well, that's how I felt when I got the
call about Ryan, my long -lost step
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-cousin from the country that I never
even knew I had.
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Our step -nana, Raven, and my
stepdaughter, Lily, better be on their
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behavior. And Callie.
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Callie was a save, as my mother always
said.
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I'm just a professional working mom
trying to keep all the plates spinning
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this crazy city.
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I never gave much thought to my son and
family.
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I mean, with work and Lily.
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I mean, in life, you know, you know how
it is.
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And then one day, out of the blue, I get
this call from Nana Raymond.
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Nana Raven. Now she's a matriarch of our
little family unit.
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Who does pie, but a horse to be reckoned
with when she wants something done.
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Anyways, she tells me about Ryan.
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How he's our duck cousin, apparently.
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Duck cousin. Who knew?
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And got this.
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Ryan, bless his heart, decided it was
high time and
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time for us to all meet.
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Can you imagine?
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Country bumpkin wants to come to the
city and live our life.
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Needless to say, I was intrigued.
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And maybe a tad bit apprehensive.
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So here we are, Ryan here with his bag,
Twain standing
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up, our door's up, ready to shake things
up in ways we can't even imagine.
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Buckle up, guys.
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This family reunion is going to get
interesting.
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Cousin Ryan?
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Yep. Howdy.
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You're... This is the cousin your father
told us about
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once. Years ago.
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He's a country boy.
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Yes, he is.
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Welcome.
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Yep.
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You must be Aunt Callie.
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Nina Raven and my little cousin Lily.
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It's a pleasure to finally meet you all.
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Well, it's certainly a surprise to meet
you.
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Come in.
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Don't be rude, Lily.
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He's your cousin.
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Oh, more like a rancher, but same thing.
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Well, Ryan, you're certainly welcome
here.
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We'll just have to learn your ways,
won't we?
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Reckon we will, Nana.
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Reckon we will.
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Something tells me I'm going to have to
keep an eye on those two.
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Woo -wee! I sure am famous.
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What do we got here?
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I'm going to come back and eat the dirty
peels.
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Yeah, just like my mom used to make
them.
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I'm going to trust the ketchup right
here.
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Oh, yeah.
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With that, no, no, just one.
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We need to go and eat one more.
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Yeah, oh, that beef jerky on that
ketchup.
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So good.
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Well, well, well.
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What do we have here?
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I was just making me a little something.
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What are you making? What are you
eating?
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Beef jerky and ketchup.
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That's my favorite.
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You eat jerky and ketchup, huh?
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Well, your Nana, she likes... sausage
and country gravy.
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Oh? You know what I mean?
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Um... Yes.
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I think I know what you mean.
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I love the sausage.
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That's Big Pine City girls, we love it.
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Now,
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we'll see if you can deliver on a little
gravy for me.
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Yeah, I got that.
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Got that ready.
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And you make sure you keep this between
the two of us, okay?
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I promise, man.
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I'm so glad you came today, Ryan.
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They're so damn cute.
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I hope you don't mind, I just couldn't
resist.
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I have no idea.
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There's so little in your hand and
mouth.
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There's a lot of things you don't know
about your nana.
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See that?
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Hey honey.
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Hey. Honey, tell me you're hungry.
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Yeah, that's what I was going to...
Yeah.
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Have you seen Abba?
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No. I'm looking for her everywhere.
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I haven't seen her anywhere.
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Nope, I haven't seen her.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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Is it me or is there something strange
going on around here?
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What's up, cuz?
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What was that?
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Twerking.
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Twerking?
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Yeah.
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Don't you guys dance in the country?
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Yeah, you know, we mostly square
dancing, but, you know, a little bit of
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dance. Have you ever seen it?
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Oh, I've never seen it like that, but...
Well, I never was very good
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at it, so... Did you like that?
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That's nothing. Come here.
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Right here.
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Perfect.
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Oh, sorry.
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Yeah,
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I like that.
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You like it?
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Mm -hmm.
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Don't get it.
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It's just what young people do. They're
like, no.
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Well,
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can you blame him?
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He's got that big ass country cock.
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Mama.
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I'm just saying.
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I'm just saying. You know what?
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They're going to do what they're going
to do.
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You know what? He's got to throw his
wild oats.
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It was only a matter of time.
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I mean, what did I expect? bringing a
man into this house maybe it's time we
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back to our country route well if the
barn door is open I guess we gotta
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get to work no better time than the
present
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It's a good idea.
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Let's get that sausage and gravy.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
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You didn't think you'd suck your cousin
either, did you?
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Well, I thought about that once or
twice, to be honest.
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Oh God.
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Oh, yes.
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I guess your man still has it, doesn't
he?
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Yes, you do, man.
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That's right.
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She's pretty good at that twerking. I
can't believe my mom is eating my pork.
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Bye.
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I reckon I feel a thing or two about
you.
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You guys
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ever meet a handyman?
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Excuse me.
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I like the sound of that.
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Don't look at your Nana the same, will
ya?
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Definitely not, Nana.
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Oh, my
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God.
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Country gravy.
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Oh, yeah, I helped make the gravy.
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That's how you call it.
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with a nice, hot, sticky tongue
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Are you ready?
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Yes,
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there it is.
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Thank you so much, come.
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Fuck.
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Fuck.
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Fuck.
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