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You ready?

rose you a curveball you never saw coming.

Well, that's how I felt when I got the call about Ryan, my long -lost step

-cousin from the country that I never even knew I had.

Our step -nana, Raven, and my stepdaughter, Lily, better be on their

behavior. And Callie.

Callie was a save, as my mother always said.

I'm just a professional working mom trying to keep all the plates spinning

this crazy city.

I never gave much thought to my son and family.

I mean, with work and Lily.

I mean, in life, you know, you know how it is.

And then one day, out of the blue, I get this call from Nana Raymond.

Nana Raven. Now she's a matriarch of our little family unit.

Who does pie, but a horse to be reckoned with when she wants something done.

Anyways, she tells me about Ryan.

How he's our duck cousin, apparently.

Duck cousin. Who knew?

And got this.

Ryan, bless his heart, decided it was high time and

time for us to all meet.

Can you imagine?

Country bumpkin wants to come to the city and live our life.

Needless to say, I was intrigued.

And maybe a tad bit apprehensive.

So here we are, Ryan here with his bag, Twain standing

up, our door's up, ready to shake things up in ways we can't even imagine.

Buckle up, guys.

This family reunion is going to get interesting.

Cousin Ryan?

Yep. Howdy.

You're... This is the cousin your father told us about

once. Years ago.

He's a country boy.

Yes, he is.

Welcome.

Yep.

You must be Aunt Callie.

Nina Raven and my little cousin Lily.

It's a pleasure to finally meet you all.

Well, it's certainly a surprise to meet you.

Come in.

Don't be rude, Lily.

He's your cousin.

Oh, more like a rancher, but same thing.

Well, Ryan, you're certainly welcome here.

We'll just have to learn your ways, won't we?

Reckon we will, Nana.

Reckon we will.

Something tells me I'm going to have to keep an eye on those two.

Woo -wee! I sure am famous.

What do we got here?

I'm going to come back and eat the dirty peels.

Yeah, just like my mom used to make them.

I'm going to trust the ketchup right here.

Oh, yeah.

With that, no, no, just one.

We need to go and eat one more.

Yeah, oh, that beef jerky on that ketchup.

So good.

Well, well, well.

What do we have here?

I was just making me a little something.

What are you making? What are you eating?

Beef jerky and ketchup.

That's my favorite.

You eat jerky and ketchup, huh?

Well, your Nana, she likes... sausage and country gravy.

Oh? You know what I mean?

Um... Yes.

I think I know what you mean.

I love the sausage.

That's Big Pine City girls, we love it.

Now,

we'll see if you can deliver on a little gravy for me.

Yeah, I got that.

Got that ready.

And you make sure you keep this between the two of us, okay?

I promise, man.

I'm so glad you came today, Ryan.

They're so damn cute.

I hope you don't mind, I just couldn't resist.

I have no idea.

There's so little in your hand and mouth.

There's a lot of things you don't know about your nana.

See that?

Hey honey.

Hey. Honey, tell me you're hungry.

Yeah, that's what I was going to... Yeah.

Have you seen Abba?

No. I'm looking for her everywhere.

I haven't seen her anywhere.

Nope, I haven't seen her.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Is it me or is there something strange going on around here?

What's up, cuz?

What was that?

Twerking.

Twerking?

Yeah.

Don't you guys dance in the country?

Yeah, you know, we mostly square dancing, but, you know, a little bit of

dance. Have you ever seen it?

Oh, I've never seen it like that, but... Well, I never was very good

at it, so... Did you like that?

That's nothing. Come here.

Right here.

Perfect.

Oh, sorry.

Yeah,

I like that.

You like it?

Mm -hmm.

Don't get it.

It's just what young people do. They're like, no.

Well,

can you blame him?

He's got that big ass country cock.

Mama.

I'm just saying.

I'm just saying. You know what?

They're going to do what they're going to do.

You know what? He's got to throw his wild oats.

It was only a matter of time.

I mean, what did I expect? bringing a man into this house maybe it's time we

back to our country route well if the barn door is open I guess we gotta

get to work no better time than the present

It's a good idea.

Let's get that sausage and gravy.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Thank you.

Yeah.

You didn't think you'd suck your cousin either, did you?

Well, I thought about that once or twice, to be honest.

Oh God.

Oh, yes.

I guess your man still has it, doesn't he?

Yes, you do, man.

That's right.

She's pretty good at that twerking. I can't believe my mom is eating my pork.

Bye.

I reckon I feel a thing or two about you.

You guys

ever meet a handyman?

Excuse me.

I like the sound of that.

Don't look at your Nana the same, will ya?

Definitely not, Nana.

Oh, my

God.

Country gravy.

Oh, yeah, I helped make the gravy.

That's how you call it.

with a nice, hot, sticky tongue

Are you ready?

Yes,

there it is.

Thank you so much, come.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.