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Yeah, for this video today, I will be switching into English for my
international friends and fans.
The story I will be telling you today is one of my absolute favorites.
And I hope you too will get great enjoyment out of it, like I do.
Once upon a time, in a faraway land called Munich, far away, that is, if you
one of my international friends,
there was an old brick building on the edge of the city.
The building was the factory of a respectable locksmith named Hans Wagner.
He was once a hard -working family man, a pillar of the community, until his
wife and son died tragically.
In his waning years, his greatest work truly began.
A series of four safes. one for each opera of Richard Wagner's legendary Ring
Cycle, comprised of four epic operas with roots in Norse mythology.
The four saves being the Rheingold, the Valkyrie,
the Siegfried, and
finally the Gรถtterdรคmmerung, also known as the Twilight of the Gods.
To Hans Wagner, a lock, a safe, were puzzles.
Puzzles that could only be solved by those truly worthy of the secrets they
guarded.
Legend has it, if you attempt to crack the locks by force, the contents will be
incinerated.
And they will lock forever.
But Hans' work did not end with the ring cycle.
He had one more safe to build.
The safe his whole life had been leading to, capable of containing all his
anguish and misery,
locking it away for good.
People tried to liberate Wagner from the tomb he had built for himself, but his
work was pure enough that they could not.
The safe that Wagner died in was never opened.
It served as his tomb and was dropped into the ocean.
with his body still inside.
The Rheingold, the Valkyrie and the Siegfried are all rumored to still be in
circulation. Their locations remain one of the greatest mysteries of the safe
Kraken world.
As for the gutter demo?
No one knows what became of it.
Okay. Yeah, this has been my video. Thank you for the viewing. And as
I've been your Sebastian Schlencht -Wรถhnert, your super safe cracker.
like and hit the button with the word subscribe on it. That's it.
Thank you.
And goodbye.
Perfect. That was perfect.
Time for a new, boring day.
Einen schรถnen guten Tag. Wie kann ich Ihnen helfen?
Good.
I'll have lunch.
Hello, I... I don't know if that's the right address, but I'm here for a very
secret thing.
Do you understand?
You understand?
English?
Okay, I'm here for a very secret thing.
I was told to say...
I don't know how the fuck you pronounce that last name.
Me? Is it me she's talking about?
Of course. Go to work.
Take your place, please, ladies and gentlemen.
Hello, sir.
My name is Sebastian.
May I ask what the... Sam, it's going on here.
The clock is set.
Thank you. Ready and... Crack!
And remember, only four competitors advance to the next stage.
Semi -finals.
Fireball.
Valiant. Neo.
And Mr.
Nervous Guy.
Quiet, please.
The clock is set.
on to the second dial.
And so is Mr.
Nervous Time!
Completely finished from Mr.
Nerdist. Could we be looking at a new champion?
Your bets, please.
Place your bets.
The clock is set for three minutes.
If neither competitor finishes, we default to a tie.
Ready?
Set.
That's a difficult one.
Wow, oh no, only one minute left.
But I haven't even started to crack my safe yet. Yeah, probably because you
don't know how.
Hey, so this is bad news for me, isn't it?
I just want to clarify once more... A bit.
Okay, okay, if you say so.
Just training and a little practice.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That was when I first saw her.
The woman I would come to know as Gwendolyn.
The woman who would change my life.
Eventually, I would come to learn so many things about her.
For instance, that she was six years old when she stole her first wristwatch.
That she was 16 when she first got her heart broken.
And when she stole her first car.
I would learn that she had a red notice from Interpol since she was 17.
But at that moment, in that basement, I didn't know any of that.
All I knew was, of all the people in that basement, she was the one smiling
me.
Thank you.
I have absolutely zero idea what's going on.
Hello, Sebastian.
Hold
on.
I know you.
You were at the strange house last night.
Sebastian, I'm the reason you were there last night.
Oh, my God. You were... My one view on YouTube, weren't you? That's right.
And may I say, what a shame that is.
Nor be you the damn find about him.
Thank you. I know.
But permit me to ask then, who are you?
I am the woman who is going to change your life.
Forever.
Whoa.
Did you just say gulp?
Yes, I said it and I did it, yes.
You wish to know who I am.
You wish to know how I knew you were going to be in this cafe at this time on
this morning.
I would like to know all of it.
I know those things because I've been watching you.
I know you stop here between 8 .43 and 8 .47 every morning, get a banana nut
muffin and a coffee, and eat it alone.
And then you go to work and go home alone.
As for who I am, I've been in this coffee shop for no more than seven
Do you see that woman over my shoulder?
I see her.
This is her wedding ring.
And that man, three tables to my right.
This is what?
And the dude in the back corner.
This is the concealed hang -on. He is strapped to his inner thigh.
You want to know who I am.
Well,
there is no way to say this or make it sound not insane, and so I'm simply just
going to say it.
I am an internationally wanted jewelry thief, and I belong to a crew that
executes international bank heists.
And I want to recruit you.
Oh, and don't worry about the... I will, uh, turn them to their proper owners.
Oh, well, maybe not the gun. Really shouldn't have brought that into her
establishment.
Am I being spunked?
Spunked? What do you mean? You know what I mean. Spunked.
Do you mean punked?
No, not being punked or spunked.
This is real.
But, Naomi, I am not criminal.
Because the next job we intend to take on, you are the only one who can pull it
off.
Nobody knows more than you do about Hans Wagner.
And now that I know you've got the skills to match, I think you're the man
the job.
Please stop saying gulp. I'm nervous. No, it's OK if you do it, but saying
it's... Incredibly stupid.
Okay, so... What kind of criminally question am I supposed to ask?
I'm going to say something like...
What is the mark?
A reasonable question.
It couldn't possibly be. It is.
The ring cycle.
The fucking ring cycle.
No. Yes, it's the ring cycle. Holy shit. Yes.
Which one?
The Rangot? The Valkyrie?
Yes. Both?
Yes.
And the Siegfried.
The outbreak in America.
You're familiar?
Yes, I heard something about it. In 96 hours, the owner of the Vagnaseis will
transferring them to a vault in Geneva where they will be decommissioned.
The puzzle that Wagner spent his life developing will be destroyed.
This is our last chance to solve it.
So you're saying, in a span of four days, we execute a series of not one,
two, but three international heights, and we drive off into the setting sun?
That is exactly what I'm saying.
You realize what you're asking of me?
Even if I wanted to help you create a seven -turn tumbler system with over one
trillion possible combinations. Yes, trillion, with the letter T.
Trillion, yeah? This is Sebastian.
Look around.
The world's fucked.
This window of opportunity isn't just our only chance, it's yours.
My only chance?
For what?
A life less ordinary.
Sleep on it.
You'll find me here.
We could have fun together, you and I.
To get this case, we have to wait another hour.
The people are speaking unofficially about a zombie apocalypse.
Can you hear me?
um
Thank you.
You're late. You're late. You're late.
Well, hi.
Hi.
I'm sorry.
I did not know the secret knock to let you know that it was... There is no
secret knock. It's just a door. You knock on it.
Oh. Good.
I just thought, because we're criminals now, there might be some sort of special
code, and I didn't know.
There's no need to whisper.
Just get in here.
That's a lot of kitties.
We needed the most inconspicuous place possible to stage our planning
operations. Somewhere they wouldn't suspect, couldn't track her.
Karina found a flyer on a telephone pole for an old lady who would pay us in
cash to cat sit for a week.
We're off the grid.
But we're on the cat grid.
Who is this Karina you're speaking of?
Sebastian, I'd like you to meet Karina Dominguez.
She's in charge of logistics and is a master hacker.
When she was 10, using only
her laptop, she bypassed the security system for a major motion picture studio
and for an early copy of Pirates of the Caribbean 2.
Holy shit, I remember when that was leaked. That was her.
Yeah, that was me.
She's done cooler things than that. I just figured that would interest you the
most, seeing as you're a, well, nerd.
Not really a way to make friends.
I meant it as a compliment from a nerd to another nerd.
No need to cry.
My tears are because I have a cat allergy.
Cat allergy.
I thank you for the compliment, Ms. Dominguez.
This is our getaway driver.
Best drifter you'll ever meet.
Good as you take it. Don't park it in. I'll be back in 15.
Who wishes more? Come on.
Give me one of those laptops.
Hey.
Here you go, sir.
No tips?
No problem.
See ya.
Get away, drive to the stars.
The fact is, there is nobody. When I say nobody, I mean nobody knows their way
around the engine better than me. I'm gone in 50 seconds, Mr. Nicholas Cage.
your heart out, baby.
You understand what I say when I say what I'm saying?
Your name is Rolf.
Pleasure to meet you.
Thank you.
Your name is Rolf?
Yes, my name is Rolf.
What's your name?
My name is Sebastian.
Oh, Sebastian, yeah?
That's our shit name, Rolf.
Who's this big head?
And last but not least, our very own real -life action hero, Brad Kane.
Hey, I'm Brad, leader of this little band of misfits.
Leader, or so he fancies himself.
Well, if you're me, fancy yourself too.
Pleasure to meet you.
Pleasure to meet you too.
One word of advice, don't fuck this up.
I don't know why Gwen trusts you, but if she trusts you, we trust you.
Understand?
Yes, sir.
Okay. Don't fuck this up.
No, I'm nervous.
That's good.
Of course, you and I are already acquainted.
Sebastian, meet the team.
The whole international hiking crew?
It's four people?
Five now, isn't it?
The size of our crew is precisely why we don't get caught.
So is it like in a movie film where each one of us has a different skill set and
it's only working together that we can pull off that which needs the pulling
off? Yes, it's exactly like that.
Everyone meets Sebastian, unpronounceable last name.
Safecracker extraordinaire.
Has a lifetime of theoretical expertise, but he has never applied his skills in
real life.
Until now, that is.
It's so nice to be meeting you and joining the team.
Okay, ladies and gentlemen. Over the last three years, we've assembled from
various sources the locations of the three safes, as well as more information
about their construction.
Yeah, we already know this. So can we go play Mario Kart while you fill in Mr.
Scorny over there? Hey, show some respect, dude.
Lady's talking. All right, man.
Thank you, Brad.
Karina, please continue.
The Rheingold in a small bank in Paris, France.
413 million combinations.
The least complex of the three, which means it's the least guarded. It also
contains the least amount of money, frankly. I'm not sure why we're
Because it's not just about the money, Brad.
It's about the quest.
Ah, right. Yeah, the quest.
The quest, yes. Next.
The Valkyrie in a high security bank in Prague, Czech Republic.
About 235 billion combinations.
Estimated to contain the equivalent of 40 million dollars.
That's American goddamn dollars.
We're getting it. Oh yeah, Brad, let's get the money. And the Siegfried in a
casino in St. Maurice, Switzerland.
72 trillion combinations said to contain as much as 100 million dollars.
All of the Wagner saves are under the ownership of infamous billionaire
Bly Tanaka. A man whose money we most certainly do not wish to be caught
stealing.
Any questions?
No. Yes, many.
Hundreds. We'll have to answer them on the way then.
We've no time to wait.
There's gonna be a breeze.
I want Jules looking extra old this morning.
Yeah, I'm very lady.
And old.
Guns? We have to move?
Yeah, only as a last resort.
Bow!
You didn't tell me that we have guns! Don't worry, I don't actually let him
it anymore.
He thinks it makes him look cool.
What are you two whispering about?
I'm just trying to comfort the poor man, so if you could please put the gun
away. It's away.
It's away. What the hell is wrong with him? Why is he freaking out? Perhaps
because we're about to do the robbing of a bank?
It's not a bank. It's a credit union.
What's the difference?
It's a bank for children.
Why would there be a bank specifically for kids? Okay. Huh? Tell me. Okay, she
means it's child's play.
Remember, we said we are carrying out the heist in order of difficulty.
Yeah, you're right.
Okay. So that they get more dangerous and more exciting with each subsequent
of us. No, it's so that if we get caught in the next ones we already have some
money stashed away for when we get out of the joint
We're good
the cameras are looping what if we get caught we won't get caught this one will
be almost comically easy comically Comically. You know how sometimes in a
movie they show a flash forward of how the heist should work?
And it never goes according to plan, and then everything gets messed up in some
way. Yes, I do know that. Well, this one is actually going to go that smoothly.
Shall we go over it once more?
Yes.
All right, you'll go in first.
And remember, you will no doubt be sweating for a few seats, so be sure to
it off of your face.
Once you're inside, don't look around too much. Head straight to the bathroom.
We've scoped out the location and found people go into the bank all the time
exclusively to take shit.
I'll follow.
Lifting the keys off the security guard, which may be the easiest part of all of
this.
He is effectively the human equivalent of a dummy in a cop car.
I'll ask to see a safety deposit box
that we have already set up under a fake name.
Karina will enter, and I will ensure that the teller leaves the hallway.
Um, how can I say, uh, I'm in, uh, trouble. Uh, I lost all my credit cards
and my husband.
At which point, I will slip out.
And then I'll pick you up.
And you'll be sent into the vault.
He's beautiful.
It's very good.
What are you doing?
Um... I'm warming up my instruments.
All right.
You know the story of, uh, Wagner?
Yes, I'm familiar with it, but I don't know the intimate details, because why
don't we have you?
Of course.
If you could just please... Ironically enough, it concerns the corrupting
influence of money and power.
The dwarf Alvaric stole gold from the depths of the Rhine
and crafted it into a ring so powerful all the gods and the
sun wanted it for themselves.
Sort of like a more...
North, Lord of the Rings.
Yeah, fascinating.
Jessica and Aubrey tricked the Rhinemaidens for their gold.
I too shall plumb your depths, my lord.
These three look... I think they represent the Rhinemaidens.
Yes, Sebastian, but as old as all the people upstairs are, we don't have all
time in the world.
So, show me why I found you.
I shall bring it.
Could you please stop pacing?
I've done it.
Sebastian, you did it.
I did it.
Correct.
I'm invincible.
I'm invincible.
Okay, you're invincible.
Let's get on with it, shall we?
There's no way it's going to fit. It's not about getting all of it. It's about
where we're getting it from.
Don't you see?
This is Everest.
This is shooting Bigfoot.
This is about becoming legends.
What?
Nothing. It's just so hard. It's very exciting.
Focus on the 500, Sam.
Once you've done that, I'll provide the final part of the distraction.
While Rolf waits in the van, ready at a moment's notice to make our getaway.
Then I'll take you back to the restroom.
You walk out.
And I follow.
And that's that.
And that's that?
That's that.
It cannot be that easy.
Sebastian, it's already done.
I think I speak for all of us when I ask, why does this concern us right now?
I only mean, don't get me wrong, but lest we forget there's a zombie
happening in the world right now, so why are we spending time on this and not
on, you know, matters related to the zombies? Screw the zombies!
Okay?
This is why.
Excuse me?
Who's the old guy?
Did nobody read the fucking briefing packets?
I'm not going to spare you the trouble of reading your packets.
For the sake of time, I will indulge you in the abridged version of the story.
This man, decades ago, built a series of four saves that are now subject of
legend. This morning, the first of those four saves was robbed.
And I think I know who did it and where they're going next.
is the last confirmed photograph of Gwendolyn Starr before she dropped off
grid. This is the last known photograph of Alexis Broschini, although we have
reason to believe he now goes by the name of Brad Cage.
They've pulled off five bank robberies in the last four years.
We almost had them once.
Managed to catch a member of the team, the safe tracker.
Would have gotten them all if Brad.
fucking cage hadn't shot me.
He shot you?
In the ass.
And that brings us to yesterday when this van was captured by traffic cameras
leaving the scene of the Paris Hyde. And the maker of the safe won Hans Wacken.
So they must have recruited a new safe -cracker.
That's right.
They are going for Hans Wagner's magnum opus.
And as you pointed out, they are chosen now when the world is completely
distracted by a fucking zombie plague to do it.
They don't think anyone is watching them, but they are fucking wrong.
They're truly going for the rings they call.
That means... That means we have two... Two chances left to catch them.
And God damn it.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
Yeah, he means we are going to do it. Me and him leading the investigation
together. So he's right. Read your packet. And I'm going to make sure he's
having a heart attack.
Electric.
Easy. You ready for this?
Yeah.
That's game over.
Go on.
May I ask, are we doing the bonding right now?
Yeah, if you like.
You know how I like to do my bonding.
Oh, some sandwiches. Let's go. Come on.
Yeah,
yeah. I love sandwiches.
Yeah? How do you say sandwiches in German?
He did it.
He did it.
Yeah, he did.
Big day tomorrow.
The protein in the meat absorbs the alcohol in your body now.
You need that one plate of meat for every five beers that you drink.
But you are going to wake up feeling fresher than ever.
Grandma told me that.
Scientifically proven.
What did he just say?
I don't know. I never understand him.
Having fun?
Yes, I'm having so much fun.
This is the first real party I've been to in many months.
I don't judge.
The music is very, very cool.
Who's the maker?
You're looking at her.
I only DJ my own music.
Oh, wow. That's very cool.
So you want to make up or whatever?
Sorry, but... Do I look too...
Good luck with that.
Listen.
I've worked with Gwyn for quite a while, and I like her a lot.
But how much did she tell you about who she is?
Not the most.
Not to go crying out somebody else's sob story, yeah? Bye.
She's had a tough go. Her parents were rich as shit.
She ditched him when she was 17, joined a gang of other rich shithead kids.
Brad was one of those kids.
Uh, no, I understand.
Okay.
Yes, um, okay.
Hello.
Hello.
Oh, hi.
Are you all right? I brought you some water.
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just going over the plan for tomorrow.
Fun time tonight?
Yes, very much fun.
I think me and Rolf are becoming very good bros.
Yeah.
And, in fact, my heart is still racing from, you know, you know... Today
was incredible.
How are you?
I'm... I'm all right.
Well, I had a little... Piff with Alexis.
Who's Alexis?
Of course, you know him as Brad, don't you?
Wait, wait, wait.
His real name is not Brad Cage?
Nobody's real name is Brad Cage.
Why did he change it?
I don't know. Alexis grew up watching American action movies.
He idolized the heroes.
You know, he said he wanted my badass.
possible American name.
Like, I quote, if Brad Pitt and Nick Cage fucked and had an even hotter baby.
I mean, that's really how he sees himself.
It's sad that he could not learn to love the name he was born with.
Yeah.
But we can't all be called Sebastian Schlendt -Vanette.
What's wrong with my name?
Nothing. No, no, no. What's wrong with my name?
Well, it's a bit of a mouthful, that's all.
You've never considered something simpler.
Ever.
What?
Do you want to hear a secret?
Yes. Okay.
Okay.
When I was, like, a little kid... Oh, my God, this sounds so stupid.
You know, I never really fitted in this world. While others were doing stuff
that kids do, I retreated into my own world and improved my
skills.
And to document my passion, I used to write my own comic book.
It was about a master cavecracker and explorer named Ludwig
Dieter.
Ludwig Dieter. I thought it was like the coolest name ever.
Now I realize it's pretty much as stalky as my actual name. Sure, but
Ludwig Dieter.
Do you know what the English pronounce?
Can I ask you a question?
Yes.
Why do you do what you do?
Well, you could say
it runs in the family.
My father was a rich asshole.
One who got richer from the collapse of the housing market.
I mean, he stole from people who had next to nothing.
Look at me.
Old Sebastian talking to the most interesting girl in the world.
Can you believe my luck?
This was the greatest evening of my life thus far.
She would tell me many things that night.
A great many things.
Some of them happy, some of them decidedly less so.
That she never felt that she fitted in with her parents and longed for a more
exciting life than the one they had chosen for themselves.
How stealing made her feel alive.
How she met Alexis when she was 19 and thought she saw kindness in him and the
rest of the crew.
The kindredness of spirit.
Kindredness. Is that a word?
I always felt like if I could do just one really great thing in my life,
something people would remember, whatever happened before or after, it
wouldn't matter.
The ring cycle.
The ring cycle.
That little asshole.
He thinks that he can spend the whole night talking to my girlfriend?
I mean, is my company not good enough for her?
Huh? Fucking delightful.
Maybe they just started forming a meaningful friendship.
The button is a likeable dude.
I know we're an odd bunch, but we've just stuck together for so long.
My little family.
But I'd be lying if I said I didn't sometimes think about dragging out on my
own.
Okay, well, where would you go?
Nevada, specifically.
Where the zombies are? Are you crazy? Why?
There's a rumor that's where it is.
Did you get that, Emma?
Could you imagine if we got here?
Ladies and gentlemen, can you take a look to your left? The bank we bought
heist that you ever loved. It's shit, that one.
Holy moly, this looks bigger than the last one.
Why would it be smaller?
Hmm?
What were you expecting?
Huh?
Anything? Nope, nothing.
Okay, stay sharp. It has to happen today, or they have no time to pull off
third job before the saves are transferred.
Unless they're pulling off the third job now while we're here.
No, they do them in sequence.
Sorry. I know they will.
If you say so.
Yes, I say so.
Junior branch coordinator.
Congratulations.
Prestigious position, Madam Secretary.
Why am I a secretary?
Blame her. She made them. Move. Sorry, Gwyn.
How's it looking, Karina?
As good as can be expected.
Excuse me, a question. This sounds less good than super great. Hey.
All right, this isn't a trade union anymore.
This is a real deal.
A real deal? They have a million extremely complex security protocols in
It's exactly what we're doing to do here.
Literally a million?
Yeah, literally a million.
I've been reconning their systems for months to test their capabilities.
Reconning? What does this mean, reconning?
You know, reconing, fucking reconing. I've been reconing them. Now get out of
asshole, mister. I don't want to make out.
Ah, okay, got it. Okay, reconing.
I can only be in their system for 16 seconds at a time without them detecting
me. Then I have to drop out, do the whole thing over again, repeat, until I
get your asses into the vault, so... Um, okay, um, not to be an old Johnny New
guy... Not an expression.
But this sounds much riskier than Paris.
Are we sure it will work?
It will theoretically work, yes.
Theoretically?
Theoretically, according to theory rather than experience or practical
application.
Realistically, I give you about a 5 % chance of survival, so good luck. Not
helping. It will work. We're ready.
Good bro.
Good brother.
Hey. Hey, talk to me.
What's going on? How are you feeling?
About the going into the bank?
Very, very scared.
About the safe -breaking itself?
Hey, that's great.
I'll correct the Wagner.
Nothing can stop me.
I'm in.
Two seconds.
And I'm out.
Did you get through?
Holy shit, that worked.
What were you expecting?
You're a fucking genius.
Yeah, I know.
Sebastian, in front of you are two doors.
Take the left.
I'm going to lead you through a series of evasive steps, okay? In case anyone
watching.
Go to the elevator at the end of the hall.
Shit. Shit?
Gwen's elevator is busy. I gotta go, bye.
Wait, wait, wait.
Corina, what elevator?
Gwen, go up to level four.
Cross the office and I'll send the other elevator.
First door on your left.
Anything?
Still negatory.
Sebastian, the vault elevator is behind the locked door ahead of you. Go up,
pretend to unlock it, and I'll open it, okay?
You all right?
May I ask, you didn't tell me about you and Mr. Brad.
What? The two of you are together in the romantic sense.
I, of course, understand he's amongst the handsome... You know,
I never said one way or another whether I had a boyfriend or not. And frankly, I
don't know what it is to you.
I only ask, why did you hide this from me?
Okay.
Hold it, please. Identify yourself.
You corrupted two men?
You did not say that was part of the plan?
It wasn't. I improvised.
Always be prepared.
Always be prepared.
Did you know that Richard Wagner spent 31 years writing the Ringsteiger?
Much longer than even Hahn spent building the corresponding set?
Yes, actually, I did know that.
Wagner's work had many themes of great importance to him.
But all of them touched upon love.
For instance, the story of the safe that is brought us here today.
The Valkyrie.
The... The first act of the story takes place on Earth.
As the children of Odin or Wotan, the siblings Siegmund and Sieglinde happen
across one another and fall in love.
Great. No, no, it's okay.
They did not know at the time they were brother and sister.
The second act of the story takes place far above Earth, and the kingdom meant
to represent Valhalla.
As the garbs plan a course of action, and Wotan sends his daughter Brunhilde
kill Siegmund, but moved by his love for Siegmund, she does not, and helps him
with that.
This angers Odin, who decrees the most dire of punishment,
stripping Brunhilde of her immortality and casting her out of Valhalla.
I believe the logs are to be solved in the order of the story, and then the
cycle begins anew.
The themes of these stories were the more still relevant.
Such as deception and double -crossing love.
Great. Let's get on with it now, shall we?
Yes. Oh, really?
Why?
Okay.
Anything? Let's go.
We're moving in.
Oh,
fuck. What is it? They triggered their silent alert and locked the bank
elevators until they can investigate.
So, what, they're on to us? They're on the path to being on to us, yes.
Shit. All right, time for plan B.
Plan B now?
Yes. Plan B, Rob.
Yeah, come on, man.
Mr. Delacroix, there's really something that you should know. Open the gate.
You ready?
Yeah. Okay, go.
What the
fuck?
This is not a Wagner.
We're in the wrong bank.
Traded your safe.
Yes.
Fuck. Listen, listen.
Even if it's impenetrable nature, we decided that its purpose would be better
served at one of our more prestigious locations. Where?
Where did you send it?
Emily, get on the ground!
You, pass me that bag!
Move, move, move, move! Come on!
Thank you very much. What was that?
Oh, don't worry about it. It's just a little distraction to buy some more
I'm sure.
But we should hurry it up.
All right.
You'll see. This will be easy.
What? What's going on?
It's just... It's just what?
Nothing to worry about.
Okay, what does that mean?
That if I fuck up again, it locks forever.
That's all.
Okay, that kind of sounds like something to worry about, Mr. Warming Up My
Instruments. You just said this would be easy. I realize what I just said, okay?
This feels slightly more complicated than I've expected. I don't understand
you are so stressed out right now. I'm not stressed.
You're stressed.
You're stressed.
Do you know what? Do your job. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Get out of the car. Get out of the car. Yes, sir.
Come on. Come on.
Now,
let's move. How are we getting on here?
All of you, get in the middle of this floor.
Let's move. Let's move. Let's move.
They triggered the alarm.
What? What is it?
Is it a good freeze or a bad freeze?
Guys, status?
We got it. We're on our way out.
Brad, get out of there. We got it. All right, let's zip the bag.
Zip it!
Okay, Ro, let's go.
I'm sorry.
Slowly.
Things!
Things!
You good? Yeah, fine. He's got in the shoulder.
Slow down, Ralph.
Wind's coming.
Come on.
Run.
Come on. Come, come, come, come, come.
No.
Come on, run.
The back.
Please, grab my hand. No, no, no.
Grab my fucking hand now.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Who's this guy?
What? Oh, yeah, fuck.
Interpol. Anyone hurt?
Uh, no one.
They used tranquilizer darts. Looks like they wiped the cameras on the way out.
It's pretty cool, actually. Almost feels like we're in a spy movie or... Yeah.
Oh, cool. Like a spy movie. Oh, so cool, man. Shut up!
Shut the fuck up!
I need space to think.
How did I do that?
Career? Nothing.
If they caught Sebastian, they haven't announced it yet.
All right, so be it. We ditched the van, we traded for something less
conspicuous, and we get the hell out of here. All right?
Good?
Gwen?
Gwen?
What is wrong with you?
Are you upset about the scrawny safe cracker? Don't pretend that you didn't
the plan.
That wasn't the plan.
The plan was to finish the job before we cut him loose, not throw him into the
street like a sacrificial lamb!
Just for the record, I started to like the little man.
But business is business, so... Shut the fuck up, Rolf! And drive!
We were always going to have to lose him eventually, all right?
They almost had it. Somebody had to go down. We could have all made it. He's
one of us. He never was.
How are we going to do the Siegfried without him?
Who gives a shit about the Siegfried? We got cleared. That is all that matters.
Do you know how fucking rich we are right now?
Huh?
Fuck you, Alexis.
What the hell did you just call me?
You heard me.
Stop the van.
Huh? I said stop the van. I'm getting out. Don't stop this van, Ruff. We're
stopping. Nobody's getting out. Shit.
I love you.
I'm done.
I'm done!
Oh, you're done?
You're done?
Goodbye, Alexis.
What? Oh, fuck this shit.
Ralph, drive the car! Get off me! Move!
Get your hands off me!
Do you want to go?
If you want to go, then go.
of work into planning the third heist and alexis is an so let's be legends
so what do we do
now
probably
should have waited till we were near a town huh yeah probably
let's go
Do we say something?
No.
Too much time has gone by. It's weird now.
Should we just leave and then knock?
How about when he comes back in, he yells surprise?
That seems like a terrible, terrible idea.
Surprise!
All the arrows on my chest were burned off.
You sure they were there to begin with?
They are blonde, so you cannot see them. But they were there, and they were
glorious.
What the fuck are you guys doing here?
Look.
I'm sorry.
That's it?
I'm... I'm so sorry, Sebastian.
It wasn't about the myth of the quest for bread and rolls, not like it is for
us.
For them, it was about finding a mark and making a buck, right, Ranguin? I
forgive myself for being a part of it, and I wouldn't expect you to either.
Well, thank you.
But who gives a shit, right?
Whether I forgive you for almost getting me sent to prison or whether I don't,
you're going to leave.
I'm going to go back to my stupid job, and that's that.
Right.
Thank you for coming here, but I must ask you now to leave. Sebastian, no.
It's not over!
How is it not over?
Huh? Unless you've cracked the Siegfried and didn't tell us about it, it's not
over. It's not over.
No, I have not yet cracked the Siegfried.
I do not even know if I can. Of course you can.
Did you not see what happened with the Valkyrie? I fucked it up! And then you
succeeded.
There is more adventure waiting for us.
And if you think having those two assholes fuck us over means we are done,
are sorely mistaken.
We could still do it.
And not just the Siegfried. We could earn our place in history.
We could go together.
The three of us. A team.
To search for the Goddammer.
But we can't do it without you You may not believe in yourself anymore,
but I believe in you
So you're saying... We need you.
You need me that the three of us alone can rob a black casino?
That's right.
Oh. Did he just say go?
Yes, and I did it.
What's with you, Karina?
You feel the same way?
That you need me?
You know, I mean, look.
Statistically, it's very difficult to hide something, so I... Yes,
I need you, Sebastian.
All right.
Fine. I'm not saying that I trust you, because very much, no.
I get it.
And it's not about the money either.
I know.
I just really want to get my fucking hands on that fucking safe.
I know this guy.
I know this guy.
Beatrice!
Beatrice! Come to my office,
please. Yes, now!
Yeah. Yeah.
Maybe he's a bookworm.
Look at this guy. He was left on the side of the road. He's dead.
He looks like a little Bambi.
It's almost a pain.
It's almost a pain.
Is that all?
What?
Yes, that's all?
Yes, that's all.
Super cool, this info.
You could have told me on the phone.
It's intact, Sebastian.
Please, hey, it's okay, it's just me.
I dreamt of them again.
Of zombies.
Maybe they're prophecies, not dreams.
Maybe you saw your own death.
What's that now?
Or maybe simply your psyche's manifestations of your own self -doubt
feelings of inadequacy.
You know, you should be that big, tough man, be able to fight them.
And yet, again and again, they just destroy you.
Or maybe you just had a nightmare about zombies because zombies are scary.
They're just dreams, Sebastian.
Or prophecies.
Zombies.
Dead to the heart.
No sign.
North -west corner.
Clear. Okay, report back every two minutes.
What?
Did you really just say T -minus?
Yes, I did. And you're sure we're at the right casino?
Sorry, sorry.
I'm not missing my shot. Well, at least if we cooperated with the casino. No.
We are not cooperating with the casino.
If we tell the casino, they might move up the time of transfer.
If they move up the time of transfer, we miss our shot.
We're going to catch them red -handed.
Whoa! Listen to this.
I think it is. It seems it is. On an open channel? Not open, just not
enough to stop me.
Okay, guys.
5 a .m. We're moving down.
Don't you think it's just a little too good to be true?
As I was saying, keep watch on the perimeters. I don't want to miss any
understand?
Okay, go, go, go, go!
Interpol, we hear about a possible security risk to your vault. Yes, yes,
know. We are informed of the risk.
What does that mean?
Do you want to kill me?
Who told you about the risk?
You. When you contacted us, we immediately took action.
How come when we contacted you? Well, yes.
As you can see, we've advanced the time of the transport.
The suitcase left an hour and a half ago.
You've advanced the time of the transport?
Yes.
Last night, when you informed us of the risk.
Well, the transport is in progress.
I told you it was too good to be true.
Why?
Hello, Interpol.
Are you aware that the safe that will be transferred tomorrow morning is the
third in a series, of which the first two have been disassembled in the course
of the last 72 hours? One moment, please.
Call the bank.
Ask them for permission to move the safe instead of the safe.
Yes.
I can't believe you drink that shit.
American. Being American makes it trash.
What about Zac Efron, American actor? Very good.
Too bad he's a zombie now, isn't it? No.
Zombies got Zac Efron?
You bust out.
You should have seen the look on your face.
ma 'am you cannot be up here you have to go back inside i'm just here for a
smoke ma 'am please i tell you what
we can share and i'll be gone in a second
I'm sure you can crack it while we dry.
I shall attempt to do so, but please keep it as steady as you can.
Okay.
I'll make my way to the pier.
I'll get as close as we can.
What happens to Wagner Siegfried?
No, no, I don't know. Please, tell me.
In it, the hero Siegfried faces his darkest of trials in order to understand
what it means to truly be afraid.
He slays the dragon Pabstler, and then he slays the dwarf who raised him when
confronted with his betrayal.
Then he finds Brunhilde, and the two of them fall in love.
After all the pain and fear, there's a happy end.
But what about the next opera?
The Gotterdammerer? Dick Friedbein and Brunnhilde throws the top on its funeral
pyre.
Oh.
Shut up!
I swear to God, if they find them before we do, they'll fucking balls to double
-cross their own team.
To be fair, we did also do a double -cross on this. This is not the time,
Every hotel.
Come on.
Every van.
Everywhere.
Where are they going?
Do we follow them?
Where?
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
First of seven.
Okay, good.
Not to be an arsehole or nothing, but you did check the GPS, yeah?
What?
You checked the GPS to see if her phone's still on it.
You think that I'm an idiot? I never said that. Of course, I checked the GPS.
What if I see?
You see?
Is that them?
Why did this just show up? That must be them.
All right, let's go!
Drive!
Get
a
boat! Get a boat!
I need to go faster. Lock 407.
Okay, is there any way we can possibly speed up the process?
Hey, go faster. There's a fucking car. Sorry, yes.
Keep going.
Where are they?
Where are who?
I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just a girl in the street taking a
walk. So you're not doing anything.
Known associate of Gwendolyn Starr and Alexis Viscini? You know that girl? Tell
me that you know that girl! Where the hell are they?
Where are they? Talk with me!
Never heard of them. Never!
Allow me to apologize for him.
But come on.
Woman to woman?
Do you really want all of this paint on you alone, huh?
Just tell us how they were going to escape.
Wait a moment.
Just one piece of information.
And I promise, I'll do everything in my power to make sure your little brother
is looked after.
We'll fucking get him.
You're just gonna get him, right?
Okay, okay, okay. Come on, guys. We know where they're going.
Let's go.
Good luck, team.
Six of seven.
Oh, no.
I did it.
Gwen? I did it!
You did it?
I did it!
I cracked the shit free!
I did it!
I fucking did it!
One thought that I've not been able to cast out of my mind is how sad it is
this great man, he devoted his life to this work and nobody ever really
appreciated it or even understood his genius.
Because in order to understand the work, you must engage with it.
And until now, with Wagner's Ring Cycle, nobody could.
What are you saying, Sebastian?
It's over, Gwen.
You made your choice.
What are you going to do, shoot me?
Yeah, maybe.
You take me back?
Are you serious?
Does that seem like something an action hero would do?
Point a gun in a girl's face and tell her to come back to him or he'll blow
brains out?
Fair point.
Well, maybe hero time's over.
Maybe I'm the villain after all.
Not a villain.
Just a dick.
No,
no, no, no, no, no.
I took the firing pin out.
You what?
Okay.
I really think you could have told me this earlier. I did tell you.
But guess what? This don't work.
I disabled yours when you shot that Interpol agent. Why? Because I was
that you would actually kill somebody.
It was them or us. It was always them or us. It was just about you playing
action hero, compromising the scene. You're nothing without me.
Is it too late for me to change sides?
When I do it again, Mr. D -Lay Croix.
De la Croix, Connor.
I really like you a lot.
And I just wanted to take this opportunity to say it.
You know, you always choose the worst time to... I'm sorry.
You know I really like you a lot too.
Green!
Hands in the air.
Turn around.
Turn around.
Lower the gun or I shoot. Grant, what are you doing?
One more step and I shoot.
Even if you make it to the boat, you'll never make it out of the lake. It's
over.
Put your gun on the ground.
We could work something out.
We have three backpacks of cash.
You could take one of them.
I don't want your money.
You have no idea how long I've been chasing you.
So... Get on the ground.
Now.
Sebastian, he's right.
We won't make it.
What? But you can.
There's no reason he had to get both of us.
What are you saying, little Gwen?
He can't make it.
Stay back!
I'll come with you.
But he goes.
He's not going anywhere.
You said it yourself.
It's me you want.
Me and Alexis.
He has no part in this. He's not a criminal.
He's nobody.
So if you want to take me in, he goes.
Or I'll shoot you in your other fucking leg.
Get the fuck out of here.
What?
Get the fuck out of here. Go!
Go!
Leave!
I didn't see you.
It's a bad thing. Get out of here.
No.
No, I can't.
It's a bad thing. Get out of here.
If not, do you find it for me, okay? You find the god of Dameron.
No, Gwen, no, no, I can't. Don!
Seeing that she had not just gotten me a passport, but a plane ticket to the
same place she was going.
That broke my heart.
Ludwig Dieter.
It broke my heart thinking of all the adventures we could have had.
The things we could have shared.
Because in that moment, I knew that of all the people in the world, there was
only one I wanted to be with.
And it was her.
But that was okay.
I would wait for her.
And we would one day be reunited in the vault of the Gรถtterdรคmmerung.
What are you doing here?
You told me you needed a steak cracker. My beer meet and beat.
You the lockmate?
Hey, uh, the guy in the front...
You saw the old man in the front, and he sent you back here.
You must really have a problem.
How would you like to make 250 grand for one day's work?
Oh, my God.
Can you crack it?
Can I crack it? Yeah.
Can I crack it?
This is like showing me a picture of Buddy Chaddy's Madonna of the Magnificat
and asking me if I want to fuck her.
Okay.
The man who designed this wonderful work of art, Hans Wagner, he named it the
Goethe -Demon for the final chapter in his namesake, Richard Wagner's epic
opera, Der Ring des Nebelungen.
Can it be opened and by me?
I don't know. I honestly don't. Watch your fingers.
Mr. Big Hand.
But of the world's living locksmiths, do I represent your greatest chance of
opening it? I can, with humility, say yes.
You're in?
It's a doorway to another realm, my friend. And Providence has brought it to
We'll go through it together.
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