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You know, they monitor that stuff
upstairs sometimes, so you may not want

caught.

Um, I was just curious.

Yeah.

Okay, well, look, it's logging off time
anyway. You know, Friday night and all.

Go enjoy the weekend.

Uh, yeah. Got your jacket.

Let me do it for you.

any big plans or anything?

Um, no.

Um, not really.

Um, you know that movie I was telling
you about?

It's, uh, playing over at the Campus
Cinema, and, uh, you know, you said you

might like to go.

I did?

Yes. Do you want to grab some pizza and
go?

Um, actually, you know what, Amy? I'm
kind of busy tonight.

You just said you didn't have any plans.

Well, I'll go.

Hi, Brad.

Um, Brad will go. He likes movies.

Jesus, man. She's serving it up to you.
I'm not going to flatter her.

I just remembered I have this library
science seminar I have to go to, but

see you guys later.

Okay.

Bye, Amy.

See you, Brian.

Hi, how you doing?

Fine. Great. What can I do for you
today?

I'd like a massage.

Well, you've certainly gone to the right
place.

You can get a half -hour Swedish for $59
.50. That includes deep tissue vibrator

therapy. Two girls, deluxe shiatsu
massage. That's very relaxing.

$125. That's $160. Super deluxe shiatsu.

So worth it.

I'm sorry.

Could you go over that again?

Here. This will make it easier. It just
details everything that we offer, okay?

Have you decided?

Pardon me?

Have you decided on what you want?

Um, actually, I'll take the special.

Okay, the deluxe for $125?

Um, no, the cheaper one.

Oh, the one -hour Swedish for $95,
right?

Yeah. Okay, so it's one one -hour
Swedish.

Did you want the vibrator therapy with
that? It's only $20 extra, but it's so

relaxing. Um, I thought that was
included.

Oh, I thought you wanted the special one
-hour.

Look, you look like you had a really
rough day. You look really tense. Why

you just go for it? It'll relax you.

You'll be glad you did.

Okay. Great.

Now, any heart problems?

Heart problems? Yeah, I have to fill out
a brief medical history.

No heart problems.

Respiratory problems?

No. High blood pressure?

No. FTDs?

FTDs. Sexually transmitted diseases?

No. Okay, great.

That's $115.

Will that be cash, credit, or debit?
Cash, please. Okay, $115.

That's $115.

It certainly is. Thank you very much.

Um... Yep?

Do you do massage?

No, sweetie, I'm sorry. I'm just a
receptionist, but I'm about to call your

masseuse, okay?

Thanks.

Barbara, you have a client in the lobby.

Barbara?

She'll be right.

You can get undressed now if you'd like.

Okay.

Would you like to take a shower?

No, I already took one, thank you.

Great.

Well, if you're shy, you can get
undressed behind that screen.

First time here?

Yeah.

You nervous?

No. A little.

There's no reason to be nervous.

You okay back there?

Okay, just hop up on the table.

What the fuck?

You know what? Can you leave us outside,
please?

Yeah.

Sure.

Thanks.

You're really tense.

You need to try to relax.

Take a deep breath.

I don't think I know how to relax.

You've got a beautiful breath.

Be nice then.

Look, that just makes me a little
uncomfortable.

I'm sorry, I just... You're really soft.

And... I just want to touch you.

Look, I know.

You know, we could get in a lot of
trouble.

You a cop?

No.

Okay, turn over.

Could you do me a favor?

Could you shave me?

Probably done it a lot, huh?

Nope.

So tell me, why do you want me to do
this?

I don't know. It's something I wanted to
do for a while.

I thought it'd make me feel sexy.

You ever do it?

What, shave down there?

Once.

I'd love to see you shaved.

I bet you would.

Can I tell you a secret?

Sure, I love secrets.

I'm a virgin.

You're shitting me.

Truly a virgin.

Alright.

There you go.

Smooth as baby.

Can you do me another favor?

It all depends.

Can you jerk me off?

There's usually a tip involved.

Okay. How much?

$30 or $40 usually.

Okay.

No. No, then.

Not my lips.

Try

not to

touch me this time, okay?

I'm good at that.

Thanks. Here's 40.

So, what's your name?

Jim. Jim Mitchell.

Well, Jim, you can come back any time.

Great.

Just ask for me and Barbara.

Thanks, Barbara.

Hence, doesn't he, day after day, load
after load, saying boring shit and never

ending the stream?

Who reads this crap, anyway?

Smart people do, Brad.

Of course, you may not know anything
about that.

How are you guys doing?

Fine,

I guess, in my own dumb little way.

Oh, um, I've already entered these, so
they just need to be labeled.

Jim, how was your weekend?

Uh, fine, I guess.

Did you do anything exciting?

Exciting?

Uh, not really.

Uh, you know that movie that we talked
about?

Um, I actually went to see it. It was,
uh, pretty good.

Too bad that you missed it.

Here. I'll fire those for you.

Second thing.

Jim, uh, can I ask you something?

Sure, Amy.

Are you avoiding me? I mean, look, if
you have a problem with me or something,

just tell me and I'll leave you alone.

I don't have a problem.

Okay, well, then what's the matter?

Nothing's the matter, Amy. I like you.

Really? Okay.

Look,

I think you're afraid of me.

I'm sorry.

Sorry?

For what?

I don't know.

You don't know?

I didn't mean to do that.

You didn't mean to what? To touch me? To
turn me on?

I'm sorry, Barbara's with another
customer right now. It's her last of the

We have Sharice available now, or Becca
will be available in 15 minutes. Okay, I

don't want Sharice or Becca. I came to
see Barbara.

Well, I'm sorry, but you'll have to come
back another time.

How about I wait?

I won't do you any good.

She's off at 8, and she never stays
over.

Okay, well, how about you call Barbara
and let her know that Jim's here?

Well, I can't interrupt the session, but
I'll tell her when she's free, okay?

I guess I'll wait.

My check ready?

Oh, um, there's a guy here waiting for
you.

Hi, I've been waiting for you.

It is an unbearable wonder.

How are you?

I came to see you.

You're a little late.

Try Cherie. She's really great.

Guys love her.

Um, I didn't come here to see Cherie.

I'm sorry.

I came to see you.

All right.

Donna, is that 9 o 'clock still open?

I think so.

I'm going to do one more.

Okay.

So.

You like working here?

Yeah, it's okay.

Get a lot of old guys.

A lot of young ones, too.

So do they all ask for something extra?

Oh, yeah.

Well, do they?

You're full of questions.

I don't think I know much about these
places.

The answer is yes.

Most of them want more than massages.

Do you give it to them?

Okay, it's my turn.

Any more perverse little secrets in your
library?

I do something that's kind of weird.

Kind of weird?

You might think it's strange.

Well, this suspense is killing me. Come
on.

I like to tie myself up.

Spread eagle on my bed.

How do you do that? I mean, nobody can
tie themselves up.

You gotta have somebody help you.

No, I do it.

It's not easy, but I can do it.

I guess we're all weird in our own
little way.

It's just... What?

I guess I just think it's sad.

You're used to being alone.

That's all you know.

Can you help me?

You know, if I helped every lonely guy
that came in here, I'd never leave.

I'm not asking you to help every lonely
guy.

I'm just asking you to help me.

I don't know what you want me to do.

I mean, I give handjobs here and there,
and that's only to the guys that I like.

You can help me.

I know you can.

Please.

Can you take your top off?

Are you sure you don't have any
girlfriends?

No.

Do that really well.

Stop.

You know, there's something

I always wanted to do, but I can't do it
myself.

What?

Can I give you a blowjob?

That's a little too personal. I'm sorry.

Please?

No.

I'll pay you.

No.

Fifty dollars.

No. A hundred.

That's all I've got.

Please?

Please. Okay, but you can't tell anybody
about this, okay?

I wouldn't.

Between you and me.

Okay. Promise?

um hmm

Hmm.

You...

Is that what you wanted?

Yes.

Is this all the money you've got?

Oh, um, yeah, it's okay. I can pay it in
a couple days.

Crying out loud here.

No. Take it.

Um, would it be possible that I could
maybe see you someplace outside of here?

No, I can't do that.

Sorry.

I'd pay you.

I'll make it worth your while.

You would?

Remember, this is business. That's all
it is.

I mean, I like you, and that's the only
reason why I'm doing it.

You understand?

I like you, too.

You like me because I'm the only girl
that's done this stuff with you, that's

all.

No.

There's more than that. There's nothing
more than that.

Nothing. You need to understand that.

I appreciate the thought, but...

Is this your home number?

No, that's my worst number. I'm not home
very often.

Except when you tie yourself up, right?

Yeah, and then I can't get to the phone.

Okay, I'll call you next week.

When you get paid, you're going to pay
me in cash, right?

Absolutely.

And this is just between you and I.

What's your... What's your name?

No, I know your first name's Barbara,
but what's your last name?

Tim, no last names. Let's keep it
simple.

Simple's better.

Okay.

Simple's good.

We'll see you later.

to tell me what the hell yesterday was
all about what are you talking about you

know what i'm talking about what the
hell am i supposed to think

i really apologize i i was a little
aggressive oh god

you're dense you should be apologizing
for stopping

Do you know what I mean?

Hello, this is Jim.

Hi, Barbara.

Um, I was wondering when you were going
to... Sure.

Hi, Barbara.

No smoking, thanks.

This isn't so bad.

You expected something bad?

Well, most guys that live alone, it's
pretty messy.

I like... You like to read?

Yeah, I like to read.

I got some good books there.

Do you like to read?

I have time.

Can I get you something to drink?

Yeah, what do you have?

Um, I've got mineral water, orange
juice,

um, rice milk.

Do you have any wine or vodka?

Um, I don't drink.

Or smoke?

No, I don't smoke either.

I'm, um, I'm allergic to smoke.

Of course you are.

Um, so, um...

Do you have a boyfriend or a husband?

Jim, let's keep it simple.

It's better like that.

So is this the field of battle?

Um, no, I have something else in mind
for tonight.

Like what?

I want to know if it would be okay if I
tied you up.

I wouldn't do it unless you wanted me
to.

Okay.

No rough stuff, though, okay?

No. I mean, I would never even think,
no.

Okay.

Why don't we discuss money?

Like $100, is that okay?

How about $200?

That doesn't leave me much for the week.

About 150, then.

150 will work.

That's great.

Okay.

Want to get undressed?

Um, no. Actually, I'd like to go
somewhere else, not in my bedroom.

All right.

Like what?

Um, watch your step. So, this is my
little shed.

What's all this stuff about?

Well, most of this is stuff. I buy a lot
of stuff off the Internet.

It's kind of cool. Like, this is a whip.

Well, it's not really a whip. It just
makes a lot of noise. So when you snap

Whoa, okay.

Yeah, it's kind of loud.

That could put an eye out.

The patent leather.

That's pretty.

Yeah, it's kind of nice.

And it doesn't hurt that much. Oh,
should I put my pants down? Yeah, if you

want.

Just don't do it too high.

That's a neat tattoo.

Does that hurt?

No. How about this? Okay, yeah. I'm
sorry.

Okay.

Aren't you supposed to like, yeah, rub
it a little? There.

That's nice.

Are you sure you want to do this,
Barbara?

Yeah.

Nothing's too tight inside?

No, it's fine.

I don't want to hurt you.

I got the thing for your mouth.

I want to open your mouth a little wide.

Is that okay?

Want me to spread it a little?

Can you spread your legs a little bit?

Really nice pose.

That hurt?

How about that?

Let's go ahead and sing.

Perfect.

Spread your

legs.

Spread them.

Spread them.

Did I do something wrong?

No. Save me a towel.

Are you sure?

Yes, Jim.

I'm positive.

You're not real happy with me, so
whatever I did, I'm sorry.

I shouldn't blame you.

You'll be all right when you grow up.

What do you mean, grow up?

That's what I said.

Mentally.

Sorry.

It's getting to you, isn't it?

I guess so.

You know we have the most boring jobs in
the history of man.

You know it, I know it. I think you've
died and gone to hell.

I'm beginning to think so, too.

It's even worse now.

Amy's gone.

Amy's gone?

I thought you just took a couple days
off.

No, they moved her up there. Some
forward desk position.

I see.

She wanted to be moved.

Um, do you know why?

Probably got sick of it down here.

Boring work.

Boring guys.

You know.

Oh, come on now.

You're boring, but not that boring.

Amy, your son will bring you down here.

There's new cataloging.

Hi, Jim.

Hi, Amy.

Uh, you may want to get that.

Probably Barbara.

Hello, this is Jim.

So, uh, how are things up there in the
sunlight?

I like it. It's nice.

Hi. I was wondering when you'd call.

Yeah. Tonight would be great. Okay.

Hi, Barbara.

Wow, you... No talking tonight, Jim.

You look great.

It's my surprise, remember?

Tonight, you're going to be a fly on the
wall.

Okay. Maybe see something you haven't
seen before.

Remember when you say you could tie
yourself up?

I know.

Where's your magic?

Oh, I used a different rope, I know.

Try it, please.

Thank you.

um

Oh.

But seeing you happy kind of made me
jealous.

Simple.

Remember?

I need

$200 for tonight.

$200? Yeah.

I need to get to participate.

Hold on.

Thank you.

Okay, I'll see you later. I'll call you.

Um, Barbara?

May I see you?

You're seeing me.

No, not like this. Like, let's go on a
date.

No.

I need you.

Don't need me too much, Jim.

I can't help it.

Jim, get real. Do you think that this is
going to last forever?

Listen, you're a grown man.

You've got your life, and I've got mine.

I can't accept that.

Jim, you're going to have to accept
that, okay?

It's the way it is.

Yes, this is Jim calling again.

I'll wait.

Hi. Barbara?

I haven't heard from you.

Busy? Busy doing what?

Yeah, I've been waiting for your call.

Barbara, it's been a week and you told
me you'd call.

I've called too much. But you know what,
Barbara?

You don't tell someone you're going to
call and let them sit there for a week.

Well, you'll do it soon, right?

Okay. Thanks.

I don't know what it's like to fuck you.

Every fucking day I see you. I don't
know what it's like to stick my fucking

dick in.

Is Barbara there?

Um, can you tell her it's Jim?

Jim Mitchell.

I'm sorry.

Can you have her call me when she gets
in?

How do you know where I live?

I followed you.

You stupid son of a bitch. This is my
home.

But I need to see you, Barbara.

Why do you have packing boxes?

Just go home.

But you told me to call, Barbara.

Jim, just go home, okay? I'll meet you
there, I promise.

Fuck, did you come to my house?

You fucked everything up now. Do you
understand that?

It's a mess.

I'm sorry. You're sorry?

Yeah, you certainly are.

This isn't about you anymore, Jim. When
you came to my house, it became about

me. Did you see that baby I was holding?

That baby means everything to me.

Do you understand that?

I love that kid.

I've always wanted a baby, and now I've
managed to adopt.

And you're not going to fuck that up for
me.

I live for that little guy.

Then what? Why do you work where you do?
What else can I do?

It's hard to keep my head above water.

Do you understand that? Do you know how
much it costs to adopt a child?

No. No, you don't. Well, it's a lot of
money.

This is getting too complicated.

I'm way too dangerous.

Why'd you have to fuck everything up,
Chad?

I didn't mean to.

I just needed to see you.

That's just it.

You're too attached.

That's not going to work.

Yeah, it will work.

We just have to be more careful.

I told you not to need me so much.

You're the only person that's ever cared
for me.

You never let them.

You need me because I'm nice and easy
and safe.

I come over, I do things, and you pay
me.

I'm like a can of peas to you, Jim. You
open me up, and it's the same thing

every time.

No disappointment and no hurt, right?

No hurt.

Then why do I hurt so bad right now?

Welcome to the club.

That's the price of admission.

Life hurts.

I mean, you're a good -looking guy.

You're not nearly as weird as you think
you are.

You just need to realize that, and you
need to get out there.

Things could be really different for
you.

And get hurt.

It's going to hurt, but there'll be a
lot of wonderful things, too.

Wonderful moments, like this.

This is great.

No.

Huh.

I would have told you she quit on
Wednesday.

What do you mean she quit? Come on. Jam.

Do you have a number on Barbara?

You know I can't give that information
out.

Please. You know I can't do that. It's
against policy. I'm sorry. I can't do

Can you have a fucking phone number?

Look, maybe you can still catch her.

What do you mean still catch her?

She just left.

I thought you just told me she quit. She
came in to pick up her check, all

right? When?

She just left before you got here. She's
in the lot on 6th.

Who was that?

Nobody.

I'm sure he's just wanting to rent the
house.

Are you sure that's not... I'm sure.

Don't worry about it.

Okay.

I love you.

Let's go get something.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm coming.