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Anton.
Anton. Hey. Hey. Say something.
I know. Oh, I want my story to end.
How is that?
What do you say? Trust me one more time.
I hear Imperium's great this time of
year.
Oh,
heat.
Heat.
Heat.
You okay, honey?
Yeah. Okay. We have to be prepared cuz,
you know, he might be in in really bad
shape.
All right. But I don't think we should
be like prepared for him to be in bad
shape.
No, but he he might be in.
Yeah. But he invited us over to hang
out. Let's treat it like a vacation.
We'll hang out. We'll have some drinks.
We'll get some sun or whatever.
Put him in a straight jacket.
Vic, what? I didn't bring mine. Okay.
I did bring my full leather restraints.
Okay, but we can't make jokes like that
in front of Alan.
I'm going to make jokes like that in
front of Alan.
Honey.
Honey.
You sure this is the right address?
That's what my phone says.
Hey everybody.
Hi Alan.
What? This is incredible.
Holy [ __ ]
That was very cute. I know.
What the heck?
Y'all look so beautiful.
What do you look great?
Me, too. You, too. I hope traffic wasn't
too bad.
No.
I'm looking at your fountain.
Oh, please do. Circus in town,
huh?
The circus in town. They got the
Oh, the termites. It's been a whole
thing. I Man, new house problems.
Is this a [ __ ] Mustang?
You tell me.
Yeah, it's a [ __ ] Mustang.
I would murder a stranger with my bare
hands to drive this.
She really would.
We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. I
take a picture of me.
Okay. I'm just putting this out there.
We're doing Friends. We're standing in
front of the fountain. We're wearing all
black singing.
Yeah. So, this is it. Whoa, man.
Oh my god.
This is insane. Alan,
thank you.
What the hell?
Look at you, bro.
Oh, you started the party without us,
Alan.
Oh, yep. Uh, that is just some wine.
Sorry, my maid is out of town, so it is
just me. Yeah, it's been a whole thing,
man. Such a [ __ ] mess.
Don't worry, we'll help you.
Honey, watch your dress.
My dress is fine.
Mess.
You want a broom or
No, I'm good. Just was a nice bottle. I
would have turned up, but I heard your
car outside.
Oh, it's all good, man.
Did you see on Instagram or Facebook
Ryan proposed?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay,
we're doing it. We're doing the big
thing.
Okay. Okay.
Right.
Yeah. It's about damn time.
You want to try that again?
You want to try like Congratulations.
That's amazing, you guys.
No, congratulations. Yeah, that's that's
what was supposed to come out, but my
mind is all over the place.
Stairs are crazy, right?
This place never ends.
Wow.
Okay, Vic, your room is the first one on
the left.
What? I thought we were all sleeping
together.
Is everything okay?
Yeah.
Yeah, you're okay.
I'm good. Yeah,
you're good. Okay, good. I'm glad to
hear it.
Brian, uh, you and Maddie are the next
one.
Yes. Come check it out.
Oh, man. This is sweet.
Mhm.
Hey, bathroom.
Wow,
Alan.
These are like This is like the YouTube
house tour videos that Ryan and I watch.
Oh my god. Just
you always said you were going to be a
successful writer and here you are.
Yeah, he's not Stephen King just yet.
I know it seems like he is. Ryan,
I'm just saying he doesn't have a book
out yet.
I mean,
I don't mean anything by it. I'm just
saying, you know, put that book out.
Not a point. It's It's all on paper till
it's actually all on paper.
Uh, yeah. Well, when the book comes out,
we'll be able to say that we went to
college and that we're friends with the
great Alan Perkins. This is amazing. I'm
so proud of you.
All right. I'm ready for the tour of the
mansion. Okay. Where you keeping the
bodies, Alan? Where's the dungeon?
Where's the way that your laboratory?
Oh, by the way, is there a sauna or like
a hot tub or something? Because I
brought a new bikini that I'm trying to
test out.
Yes, there is.
Okay, great.
I'll show you.
What are we going to do tonight?
Whoa, Alan.
Come on. We used to be disgusting and
now we leave beautiful sunglasses under
a table. That's not right, Mr. Fancy.
You've changed.
Oh my goodness.
Look at these.
We were such little babies. Look at us.
Yeah,
we looked like [ __ ]
Oh my god. What is in that room? Oh
[ __ ]
I don't get it. His mom made it seem
like he was spiraling.
Maybe she was just being melodramatic.
It's not like he tried anything.
Ryan,
which is good, obviously.
Maybe it's the book deal. It's like all
of his dreams came true and it's he's
succumbing to the pressure and he
doesn't know how to handle. He's like
living in this house all by himself.
Either way, I think you can stop
coddling him.
I'm not coddling him.
The guy lives in a [ __ ] castle. I'm
pretty sure he's fine. Well, I want him
to feel like he can talk to us in case
there is something going on.
Okay.
Okay.
What is all this stuff? This isn't just
stuff, Vic. Because a lot of it is the
Neptune cycle.
You're going to have to give me a little
more than that.
It's a series of books written by SJ
Purcell. They adapted them in the films
back in the '90s.
Do you have a whole room dedicated to
this guy?
Some guy? No, he he's the greatest
author in the history of science
fiction.
What? Do you keep a locket of his hair
next to your bed? I can see your boner
right now. It's going to poke me in the
eye.
[ __ ] you.
Oh,
I have the big guy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on. Come on. Just
uh Don't
I actually think this is my boyfriend.
It's not. But it is the mask from the
movie. So, can you
Oh my god. There's like something
happening between us right now.
V.
You don't want me to kiss it?
No.
No one else is kissing either.
V, can you just
He like is in dire need of to secrete. I
have to go.
I think I have to go take care of him.
Oh my god.
Your excuse.
I mean, I definitely know him better
than you do.
That's not true at all.
What are you talking about? He was my
roommate. You guys hooked up like once.
Yeah, but he was my best friend in
college. We did everything.
Yeah, we did everything together.
He's going to scare you.
What? What?
Hello? What's up?
Are you guys Are you guys mad at me? Are
you serious?
What is that?
Is that like a gremlin or what? What is
that?
That's what I was thinking, too.
It's actually a Voxy. They're extremely
intelligent and compassionate beings.
A boxy.
Oh,
so nice.
It's not like real though, right?
What?
Okay. Well, I mean, obviously they're
not real. I more so meant like what's it
from? Like where why is it even a thing?
The Neptune cycle.
He has a whole room dedicated to this
[ __ ]
Oh,
it's not [ __ ]
Sorry,
it's not.
The Voxy are native to one of Neptune's
moons. They come to Earth in secret and
they choose when to be seen and they
choose when to remain hidden.
For years, they live in the periphery
observing us, testing us, trying to
determine who has the greatest
potential.
But it's seldom the one that you think.
In one of the novels, it's this janitor
from Indiana. He's a [ __ ] loser. I
knowbody. But the Fox D, they see
greatness in them.
And when they're ready, they will
shepherd the chosen ones away into a
transport vessel where they will enter a
greater Voxy consciousness called the
Vox Alactis.
It's really beautiful actually.
So they're like the good guys.
Yeah. Don't you remember in college
Alam's always talking about uh like the
the Neptune cycle and
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the uh
Vox.
The Vox Electus.
How could I forget?
You remember that? The Vox team?
Yeah.
Cool.
It's awesome.
Yeah. And just looking at this thing,
like the detail on it, I'm like, is that
real? Like,
okay. All right. I know it's not real. I
was
Oh, am I upset?
Yeah. No, I'm not actually. I'm totally
I'm having a good time. You saved
yourself.
I'm going to take a nap
and I'm bringing this man with me.
Oh my god. Stop. That's
What are you going to do with that?
Just bring it. Bring it back in one
piece.
That's a foul. It's a foul,
dude.
Okay. Come on, Alan.
I did it. I actually get a point.
So, I was sitting on this roof and all
of a sudden this loser pokes his head
over and I was like, "Whatever. You can
come hang out with me. That's fine."
So, Allan was actually the loser and we
ended up getting high on the roof all
night and we were friends ever since.
Yeah, I am.
Wait, wasn't that the first night you
two hooked up? Uh, I definitely won the
first time.
Well, you know, if it hadn't been for
Allan, I never I never would have given
you a shot.
Oh, yeah.
That's how you want to remember it.
That is how it's the truth. You know
what? Um, to Allan and bringing us all
together
and and to vouching for me because she
would have never ever gotten with me
otherwise.
Yep. I wouldn't have.
Is that a landline?
Are you going to get that?
No, it's probably just telemarketers.
They're probably calling from the
previous owner. So, I just let it ring.
You have one conversation with me and
they'll never call back again.
No, it's cool. Don't worry about it. I
think you should go answer.
Yeah, fine.
Don't. It's cool. I just said it was
fine.
Okay.
Okay.
You have to take you have to pick the
right one.
I would I would love to
What's it say? Like you you meet the
right people and things just sort of
just fall into place.
That's awesome, man.
Really?
Okay, but like how do you come up with
like character names or or is it science
fiction? Like what genre interview?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for the
questions, but it's just this is the
most exciting thing that's happened in
my life.
Don't be sorry. Wow.
Don't be sorry at all. I uh it's science
fiction. Yes, it is. Uh but I want my
books to feel expansive.
You know, like each page is a part of a
saga that spans millennia.
So, what's it about?
H
the book. People are paying you millions
of [ __ ] dollars to write it. I'm sure
it's about something, right?
Okay. But please just tell us a little
bit. We don't care about spoilers. We're
still going to read it.
No, man. We're We're all in.
Okay. Okay. I'll I'll tell you. Um
it's about a man who appears in New York
City with no memory and he finds out
that he has the ability to manipulate
matter. Okay. With his dreams
and he meets this genius physicist and
together with his dreams they change the
course of history.
Cool.
Yeah. It's part revisionist history
meets mystery. A little bit of romance
in there because the the the the man and
the physicist, they fall in love. You
know what the man's name is?
Adam.
Oh,
but that's spelled Adam with a D. It's
spelled A T O M.
Oh, like the
Exactly. You know what her name is?
What?
Eve.
Eve.
Spelled the regular way.
Yes. The normal way.
Wow.
But but when the when when the movie
deal closes, you know, all you know,
they're just going to dilute it and make
it simplify. But they do. It's what they
But there's a you you have a movie deal.
Yes.
Wow.
You haven't finished writing the book
yet and there's a movie deal.
Yes. That's how this works.
They want They just want the idea, I
guess.
That's awesome.
Like it's amazing. It
sounds almost sounds almost unbelievable
to be honest. Like I'm almost like, is
he telling the truth?
What about you? You still uh insurance?
What is it? Insurance you're working in?
Yeah, medical sales.
But wait, but also um um you did he you
did have an idea recently that's kind of
like a business idea.
We're not talking about that right now.
I was there was a drunk thing. It's not
a real
Okay. It was like a sports bar where you
can play sports.
That wasn't it. Okay, then explain it.
All right, so basically I was at this
bar where they had axe throwing and I
was looking around. I was going, "Huh,
what if there was a bar that was Olympic
themed? Everybody gets to do shot
putting uh you know uh archery."
Well, you know something,
do it. If you believe in it, you got to
do it.
Yeah.
Go for it.
Yeah, I I would do it, but you know, we
need investors and stuff.
I'll do it. I'll invest.
Alan, are you serious?
Dead serious. I'll do anything for you.
I mean, I'll do anything for any one of
you.
Thank you.
Okay, then tell them tell the backstory.
Okay. So, you know how Facebook was
basically like a college only thing at
first? I'm thinking we could start out.
Keep going.
Where are you going?
I'm listening. I'm just going to go see
the the garbage.
Going to go see the garbage.
What the [ __ ]
What? I think he's really interested.
What the [ __ ] You just ruined my pitch.
I'm not going to be paying for this.
Oh my god.
What are you doing?
I'm chilling. Is everything okay?
Yeah.
Let's go inside.
You want a shotgun?
It's now or never. Dude,
you okay?
Let's go. Come on.
They make these trash bins so heavy now.
Like industrial grade, you know? I guess
to prevent animals from getting in.
Anyway, I slipped outside, made a real
mess. Trash everywhere.
That's not how Okay, I'm I'm sorry. I
didn't mean to like
You're going to be okay, right,
dude? They're getting married.
I know.
Like married married.
I know, Vic.
Okay.
Okay.
Just want to make sure she's happy since
I'm the reason they're together in the
first place,
you know. Um,
I think maybe we should go to bed.
I just made another drink. Oh,
well, I really need to get my writing
done. So,
SJ Purcell is a worldrenowned science
fiction novelist originally hailing from
Albuquerque, New Mexico. As a child, he
looked up to great sci-fi writers such
as John Johnson and Greg Donaldson. He
now,
you know, when I am ready to do like the
whole Shark Tank thing and take my
project out, I'll let you know. There's
like a specific way that it needs to be
done and I just need to make sure it's
airtight before I expose the project to
an investor.
You're right. I'm sorry. I shouldn't
have said anything.
It's fine. I don't I'm being like
it's a good idea.
It's a whatever idea. That's not the
point.
I don't want to be selling [ __ ] for the
rest of my life. But I got our future to
think about. You know,
our family
Whoa.
What?
What the [ __ ] is that?
That's so Alan, isn't it? Like he tells
us he doesn't have time to decorate, but
I bet this is the first thing he did
when he bought the house.
What was like a teenager? It's so
[ __ ] tacky.
Well, you're not really a sci-fi person.
I'm telling you, he's the one.
Now, this is outrageous. No one's seen
the box in over a thousand years. And
you expect us to just believe this
janitor is the chosen one?
Good morning.
Just had this dream. There was like a
hole and I was living in it, but it was
water and everyone was calling me the
dweller. I guess because I was dwelling
in there. That would make sense, right?
You okay?
Yeah, of course. Everything's great.
It's [ __ ] awesome.
[ __ ] That's cool.
What you doing?
Breakfast is prepared and ready on in
the kitchen. I'll be there in a moment.
Okay, cool. Thank you. Um,
is it this way? I don't know this place.
If you're going to be weird by the door,
I'm going to get coffee. All right.
Thanks.
Dig in. Now, I know it doesn't look like
much, but it's got everything that you
need. Got calcium, vitamin K, no piece
of the pyramid unaccounted.
Are Maddie and Ryan coming?
Uh, they're grocery shopping.
Okay.
Why?
What do you mean why?
Did they see breakfast? Did they say
anything about it?
Oh, did they see this?
I don't think so.
Pickle plate.
Stupid.
What? I'm eating that.
[ __ ] stupid.
What was I thinking?
What? Why would she want to eat pickles
for breakfast?
Who?
Maddie. I was eating a pickle for
breakfast. It was good.
Okay. And it's not that big of a deal.
Relax.
Hey, you know what? I was thinking we
could do you and me. Take out the GT
while they're gone.
Take it for a ride. See how she feels.
No.
Is that all you care about?
What? That's it?
I don't want you wrecking my car. Okay.
So, stop asking about it.
Okay.
Didn't know it was like that.
Jesus.
I'm sorry, Vic.
What was that?
I don't know what that was. What's going
on with you,
dude? First of all, I shouldn't have
snapped at you like that. I I apologize.
It's just a lot going on with having
people over. So,
you want to take the car out for a spin?
And you know what?
My friend can drive my car
like right now. Absolutely. There is
nothing better than a morning drive.
Oh, okay.
I'm
[ __ ]
[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh
my god. Oh. Oh no.
Hey. Hey. Hi. Um, so something has
happened. Um, I accidentally crash I
crashed the car.
Okay. Okay. Well, drive. Just drive it
somewhere fun.
And maybe it's just a dent. I don't
actually even know. Um, but it's I don't
think it's good and it's stuck.
So, what what do you want me to do?
I'd like you to come help, actually.
What was that?
Nothing. Well, I can't because I have to
work. In fact, this whole conversation
is disrupting my process.
I'm sorry for interrupting.
If you can just wait for me outside,
please.
Okay. You don't have to talk to me like
an [ __ ]
Heat. Heat.
Who are you?
Hey
Well, I'm a friend of your dad's.
No, you're not.
Hello, my name is SJ Purcell, Galaxy
Award winner and the mind behind the
Neptune Cycle. In this class, I'm going
to teach you three lessons for becoming
a successful science fiction writer.
Lesson one, write more. World building
takes time. Characters take time. If you
want your little story to become a saga,
you need to write more, more, more. But
SJ, there aren't enough hours in the
day. Nonsense. Half of writing is done
in the head. So, even when you are at
work or doing the dishes, your mind
should be out in the furthest reaches of
the cosmos.
Lesson two, ignore the naysayers. I've
gotten plenty of bad reviews throughout
my career, but I'm consoled by this
truth that they don't give Galaxy awards
to critics.
And lesson three, stay vigilant and keep
your imagination open to all
possibilities. Opportunities often
present themselves when you least expect
them. So when opportunity knocks, be
prepared to answer.
Order.
Hey, what can I get you today?
Hm. Well, let's do the Denver omelette.
Egg whites only, pickled jalapenos,
blanched spinach, and a side of feta.
Oh, feta sounds amazing, but
unfortunately, we don't have any.
No feta?
No.
What a surprise. Okay, scratch that
then. Uh, let's do the Santa Fe wrap,
but make it a salad. No tortilla strips.
Sundried tomatoes.
Oh, I'm so sorry, but we don't have
sundried tomatoes either. Oh, but we
could do like um like a banana pepper or
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz that's the
same thing.
Mr. Purcell. Mr. Mr. Purcell. Mal
Perkins. Uh, big big big fan. Big fan.
Um, how about just a grilled [ __ ]
cheese? How's that? Do you have cheese
and bread? I'm happy to head back there
and explain it to the cook.
Oh, no. Don't even worry about it. Our
grilled cheese is the best in town.
You're going to love it.
Good morning. Oh, it's a hot one today.
What's all this?
Yeah. Oh, it's a It's a letter. Read it.
Better pay him, Simon.
I'm going to
Oh, yeah.
Thought I had till next year.
No, you didn't.
Wait, wait, wait. Does he know about the
TV show?
It's a Neptune cycle. Like, this is a
big deal.
So, he sold it. Oh, I mean not yet, but
we are we are right there. Plus, I've
been selling a bunch of the wine and um
the guest house is almost ready to get
rented out again.
What about the Mustang?
The
I I
got to get around.
Just need two months.
Oh,
if you can just tell Marty, he will get
his money soon.
I don't work for you. I just I'm up to
my neck, you know? Okay. Like uh
alimony, child support, tuition, you
know, just
Hey, [ __ ] face. All I'm telling you to
do is man up and take some
responsibility for your life. Okay?
Nobody asked you to take a loan from
Marty. Okay? You did that.
Okay.
Hey,
stop it. Okay,
that creeps me out, man. Look, if
Marty's got to send someone out here
again, things are going to get really
[ __ ] bad really [ __ ] fast. Hey,
look at me. Okay, good.
Heat. Heat.
It doesn't make sense. No, it doesn't. I
Why would I come back home?
I'm doing great. I'm meeting publishers
and all types of people. I mean, you
should see the view from my apartment
window. It's beautiful.
Pel.
Hey,
seems like a lot of pages just to kill
bugs. All right, pleasure. I'll be gone
by Monday. Going to start then. Gate
code is 2001.
No, nothing.
Please don't sell the signature or
signatures,
but if you do, which I would again
rather you not do, please let me know
how much you get.
Hey, Mr. Pel.
Hey, Mr. Purcell. Um, I'm Alan Perkins.
You might have read my my story, my
short pet fiction.
Okay.
Heat. Heat.
convention.
No, I'm not doing another convention.
Why not?
Cuz it's always the same five losers who
want to know if Malibar survived the gas
attack on Titan.
Losers pay the bills. Plus, you'll be in
New York for the pilot meeting.
Really? They want to talk about the
pilot.
Yeah, they loved it.
Why don't you lead with that?
Oh, I thought I told you about.
Yeah, set up at the meeting.
I got other business in New York anyway.
It'll work out perfect.
Okay, cool. How about the 15th? Boom.
Fantastic.
Yeah.
Okay. I'll book a flight for the 14th.
Perfect. And maybe this time
Hello. Hello.
Mhm.
Heat. Heat.
Heat up
here.
What should we do?
How come no one ever asked?
Maybe has some wise [ __ ] to say. Anyone
consider that?
I'm 3,000 years old.
I have Yalitarian blood in my veins.
I've seen everything happen. I was there
when the mind wolf spoke the first
prophecy into the mountain.
Holy [ __ ]
I didn't even know that.
Maybe next time
first instead of wasting all this damn
time.
Oh,
look at you.
Look at you.
Look at you. You beautiful.
I know. I'm sorry.
Are you sure there's nothing you can do?
Forgot it's my weekend with the kids and
Tracy is not answering the phone. She's
just trying to [ __ ] me.
Okay. Well, I guess we'll just have to
cancel it.
No, don't cancel it. Jesus Christ.
Okay.
If he really is the chosen, we'll know
it by the power of the Foxy.
[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
God [ __ ] damn it.
Well, well, well. Look at this. All my
favorite rebels on one planet.
Let's celebrate.
What the [ __ ] Mr. Purscel? Uh uh uh. I
um
nobody let me help please.
You don't have to call anything.
become one with the fox actor.
He is
again
Mhm.
I didn't want to do this, Mr. Priscilla.
[ __ ]
You made it. You made it. Wow, you guys
look great. You guys look great.
Me? Stop. Oh, this.
Thank you. Wow, you're really here.
You're really here. I've been waiting so
long to see you all. I've been waiting
so long to see you all.
Welcome. It's so great to see you guys.
Really, make yourselves at home.
Seriously, please. It's no trouble at
all.
Hey everybody.
God.
Holy [ __ ]
So, the writing's going well.
shot with a archery pole vault if they
want to. Oh, I don't
You know how Facebook was basically like
a college only thing at first? I'm
thinking we could start out on State
Street in Madison.
Where are you going?
I got to go check the garbage.
What the [ __ ] Wait, I think he's really
interested.
You just ruined my
I know I messed up. Please don't kill
me.
What are you doing here?
What? You're supposed to be in New York.
Yeah. Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. I just
I'm working on something new and soon I
will have 10 times what I owe.
Something new?
Yeah.
What's it about?
Yeah, that's complicated. You You'd have
to be familiar with our work.
Well, is it about the Neptune cycle?
Yes, it is.
You said the last panel at Cyclon that
you were done with the Neptune cycle.
What if I did? You said that
definitively.
Well, things change and honestly those
[ __ ] Q&A are worse than this.
Oh, all they want to talk about is
Malibar and the gas attack. Don't you
hate that?
Yeah, I do.
I didn't know it till you said it, but
yeah.
Look, I don't want to
be that kind of guy, but I saw the
proton arrow gun in the house. Is it
true that the director wanted to use
actual projectiles for the Triton
Crusade scene?
You do know a lot.
It's impressive and it's always it's
always good to hear from a fan.
So, how about this? How about we go into
the house and I show you everything I've
got so far of a new journey of the
Neptune cycle
and then
maybe we could figure out a solution to
this.
I can't
Where'd you get those clothes?
Home.
No. Where where did you get them?
I know those clothes. Wait, I need my
Whoa. Oh my god.
Who the hell are you?
Uh, my name's Ann.
Shut up. You have exactly 5 seconds
before I fuse your brain to that wall.
No, wait. I I was brought here by Oh, by
uh I don't know what they are, but they
had these glowing orbs on their
foreheads.
You lie.
No, no, no, no, no.
You know, it's like the fox descent.
It's your destiny. I have to keep going
no matter what.
Come with me.
Where?
So,
I was thinking
book 12, the islands of Imperium are
united by the Treaty of 3000, right? But
that's got to be a misnomer because in
Age of the Voxy part two, you clearly
state that the treaty wasn't ratified
until 3005.
Mr. for so
insulin.
What?
I need my hands.
Where is it? Where is it?
Carry on.
Good morning.
Just had this dream. There's like a hole
and I was living in it, but it was
water. I don't know. I haven't really
figured it out yet.
Um, what are you doing?
So, breakfast is ready in the kitchen.
I'll be there in a moment.
Is that this way?
Okay, I'll I'll see you at breakfast.
Uh, now what? Tell me. Now what?
Pinch the belly. Pinch my goddamn
stomach and stick the needle in
like this.
Do the rest of it. Go. Go.
Now what?
Shake it out.
You feel better? Yes.
Great job.
Thanks.
All right, let's get let's get these off
and
celebrate.
Dig in. Look, I know it doesn't look
like much, but it's got everything that
you need. It's got calcium, vitamin K,
no piece of the pyramid on the where
Maddie and Ryan.
Um, they're uh getting groceries.
Why?
Okay.
Have a good weekend. See you.
See you Monday.
Bye.
Bye.
Hey, you know what I was thinking we
could do
now that they're not here? Take the GT
for a spin. See how she feels.
No.
The stairs are the worst.
There's 76 of them.
And I hate every one of them.
I don't want you wrecking my car, okay?
So, stop asking about it.
Okay.
Didn't know it was like that. Jesus.
I'm sorry, Nick.
Dad.
Dad, we're here.
Dad,
all my stuff is missing.
Your face is missing.
I'm being serious.
Shut up.
Whatever. I'll find him.
Dad.
What the [ __ ]
Dad,
are you there?
Dad.
So, Sorry. I'm really sorry.
Does it hurt?
Okay. So, do you uh are you hungry?
Do you have any allergies?
Any medical conditions?
Okay, great.
Hey. Hey, Alan.
What are you doing?
Hi. So, um, I just did have an accident
in the car. I thought I was driving.
I can't drive. It's stuck in a bush.
What do you want me to do about it?
Come help me.
Help you, Vic. I'm in the zone right now
writing. I'm supposed to, you know, I
have a deadline. Are you serious?
Just I'll meet you outside. Please.
You're so [ __ ] annoying. I'm fine.
Who are you?
Hey.
Well, I'm a friend of your dad's.
No, you're not.
Hey. No. Wait, wait, wait. I'm I'm not
going to hurt you.
Hey. Hey.
Stay away from me. I'm I I'll stay away.
Just can I talk to you inside? No. Wait.
Wait. Wait. I'm not going to hurt you.
I'm not going to hurt you. Just
Just wait. Wait. Wait. Just No.
Hello. Hello.
Hi.
Um, I have to talk to you guys. Uh, I
just something Oh,
hi.
We got the groceries.
Ooh, working hard, I see.
Oh, uh, no, not yet. Not yet.
Okay, fine. Guess I'll just wait for it
to be on the shelves like everybody
else.
Sorry you haven't had the time to work
on that. I'm sure now isn't a great time
to have company.
No. What?
I think you guys are meant to be here.
You know,
it's like the converging of destinies.
Me, you, Maddie,
Ryan,
for sure. Yeah.
Should we go outside?
Oh, you go ahead. I have to stay in here
and finish up something. Oh,
okay.
Uh, guys,
um, something's [ __ ] going on.
Okay, what's going on? Okay. I found
this letter in Alen's car. Well,
why are you in Alen's car?
I'm just going to read it to you.
You're going through his mail,
Maddie. Let her read it.
Okay. It says, "Dear [ __ ] we warned
you repeatedly that failure to pay would
result in serious repercussions. 200,000
by July 15th or we're coming to visit.
Consider this your final warning."
Let me see that.
July 15th, isn't that That's today.
Yeah.
Yeah. which would make sense because
he's acting [ __ ] insane. And you
would think with the book deal and
everything that he'd be fine with the
money
unless he blew his advance.
Think about it. Big book deal, but no
book. Huge house, classic car, but
there's no book. I bet he hasn't even
written it yet. I knew it. I [ __ ]
knew it. This guy is full of [ __ ]
Okay. Well, don't seem too upset.
I'm worried, guys.
Is there a problem here in getting
Hello, Ryan. What if he comes and breaks
his legs and then they break my legs?
Well, why would they break your legs,
babe?
Cuz I'm the pretty friend. Everyone
knows the pretty friend dies first.
Okay, fine. Then let's ask him what's
going on.
No.
Yeah,
Maddie, why not? Why? Why not? Why not?
Why don't we just ask him what?
I'm just saying he's incredibly
sensitive right now. And if what's in
the letter is true, we can't just go
after him like like ganging up on him or
bullying him. We have to be strategic
about it. We have to be understanding
and and and empathetic.
Okay, fine. Then let's empathetically
ask him what this letter is all about.
So Allan,
Maddie and I are thinking about buying a
place sometime after the wedding.
Yeah.
My bad if this is too personal, but
what's a place like this go for?
Obviously out of our range, but
ballpark.
Lions with alien ears castle in LA.
I don't know. You can't tell me you
don't know. You don't want to answer. I
get it.
Can I not?
I'm just asking.
Let me throw a number out there. 10
million.
Ryan,
am I in the ballpark? I got to be close,
right?
This What are you doing?
Say it's half that. He'd still have to
have written at least a dozen
bestsellers by now. And he hasn't
written one.
Yeah, but but there's there's the movie
deal, too.
The movie? Oh, the movie for the book No
One's Read. Who wouldn't want a piece of
that?
Is there a problem, Ryan?
No, there's no problem.
Vic found the letter in your car.
Cool.
Great. What letter?
It was on the dashboard. I I shouldn't
have read it.
It says you owe someone 200 grand, and
if you don't pay it, they're going to
come after you.
Alan, what the [ __ ] is going on, man?
Nothing. Nothing's going on. I
It's going to sound strange, but that
letter has nothing to do with me.
Don't lie to us. I'm
not lying. The car It came from a
production house.
They sell old vehicles for movies and
and and the the letter must be for a
prop or something.
What movie is it from?
They don't tell you that when you buy
the car.
Then what's even the selling point?
Stop with the question.
Oh my god, Maddie, wake up.
Someone gave you a [ __ ] ton of money on
the promise of a book you didn't write,
which is fraud, and now you're basically
trying to do the same thing to us.
Are you jealous of me?
You think I'm jealous of you?
You're delusional.
What?
Dude, you're in my house. You're eating
my [ __ ] food. This is my success, not
yours. You're just mad cuz my dreams
worked out and you're stuck selling
[ __ ] catheters.
Everybody heard the idea for your book.
It's a joke, man.
You think it's a joke,
Nick? You think my book's a joke?
You know what's a terrible [ __ ] idea?
Track and field in a nightclub.
I love you guys.
Wow. Friends fight. It's what we do. And
you know something? That does not mean
the party stops. You keep eating. Keep
drinking. All right. Food's on the
grill. I got to go.
Have fun.
Uh, Maddie,
do you feel safe here?
Good news.
Everything's going to be okay. So, just
hang tight. Can you do that for me? Can
you just hang tight?
And there they stand, two souls forever
bound, alone at the very genesis of
time. Their eyes are like ticking clocks
spinning backwards into infinity.
Fade to black. The end.
What is this [ __ ]
I mean, it's just the first episode.
The right cast and the right budget
could be a hit.
Hey, look. I know it's different, but
the Neptune cycle was over. You know, I
I had to find a way to reopen it for me.
You use dreams.
Dreams are fresh. Time travel. It's
played out, you know, like there's so
many rules and you got to make it make
sense. It never does. But but dreams
work. You can do anything you want with
dreams. You can even
change history.
Exactly. What you were holding in your
hands right now is as good as cash.
It is everything I owe Marty and that
some.
You changed their names.
What are you talking about?
Adam and Eve.
Oh my god.
That's your script.
You're Alan Perkins.
Okay.
Look, um, I am sorry that I borrowed
some of your work. You have every right
to be upset. I would be upset, too.
Do you know what? Here's what we'll do.
I'll just get rid of it. Get rid of all
the stuff that's anything like yours.
Anything even a little bit, it's gone.
No problem.
So,
you liked it?
Liked your story?
I mean, it is a little rough around the
edges, but
yeah,
thought it was promising.
No one's ever said that about my work
before.
Yeah,
pretty good.
I mean, it must be if you decided to
steal from it.
You're You're not mad.
I don't know.
Maybe. Should I be?
No. No. No. No.
You know what it is? It's that someone
of my stature finds it difficult to
admit that I was kind of hoping we could
work together
like
partners.
What do you think of that?
Alan Perkins.
It's just like the fox.
Did you feel that?
I just wanted to ask if we make it out
of here.
Hey, when we make it out of here.
Yeah. Yeah. When we make it out of here,
would you want to uh Whoa. Uh I don't
know. Maybe do something sometime.
Yeah, I'd like that.
You'd like a place like this, wouldn't
you?
A place like like this?
Yeah, if you could have it. I mean
Well, not if it wasn't real.
What do you mean? Of course it's real.
Is it though?
I I told you that stupid letter. It's
nothing. It has nothing to do with me.
Then why'd you lie about it?
It's like all the stress you're under,
the way you're acting. It really feels
like you're not yourself.
I know. I know.
But I'm better now.
I've had a breakthrough, Maddie. A big
one. I figured out an ending
for your story.
That's great, Alan. I'm really happy for
you. Yeah. Uhhuh.
Alan, what the [ __ ]
No. I thought
what? No.
Well, why not?
Why not? Cuz cuz I don't want to. That's
insane. We're friends.
We weren't always like that.
Jesus, Ellen. That was in college.
I thought you wanted this.
What gave you that impression?
I haven't talked to you in years. Then
you get engaged and all of a sudden
it's, "Hey, Alan, how are you?" Alan,
let's get together. Alan, you were
making sure you didn't make a mistake.
No, that's not why I reached out.
Then why did you?
Because your mom called me.
My mom?
Yeah. because she hadn't heard from you
in a few weeks and she was worried that
you might hurt yourself and she asked me
if I knew anything and it broke my heart
because I didn't and and
we used to be so close. I
I just wanted to make sure you were
okay.
There's still time.
You're engaged to Ryan, but you're not
married yet.
I'm sorry.
What's going on?
We're leaving
now.
Was right about Allan.
Everything he's told us is a lie. No, I
know.
Sh.
I know it looks bad. I'm okay. Where is
your brother?
I don't know.
Okay, everything is going to be fine. Do
not go to Dallas. There is a bad man.
Dad, there's more than one. I heard
their footsteps. There's a There's at
least three.
answering this [ __ ] phone.
Hello.
Time's up, [ __ ] Time is up.
Who is this?
Who the [ __ ] is this?
It's Vic.
What are you, the new girlfriend?
What? No, I I think you have the wrong
number.
I don't have the wrong number.
Get Simon on. There's no Simon here.
Look, I'm hanging up the phone. Don't
keep calling.
I'm coming over.
I suggest you get the [ __ ] out of here.
[ __ ] [ __ ]
Guys.
Alan.
What the [ __ ]
Hey,
Heat. Heat.
And this whole weekend you've been
fawning over him. And it just makes you
wonder if you want something that I
can't really give you.
No, Brian. I don't want any of this.
Like you keep finding all these little
things about me that you don't like. And
yeah, I I I'm sorry. I didn't It's okay.
So I I can make up fake books and stuff.
That's all you want.
Oh,
let's go home and get married now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Deck. Deck.
Deck. Wake up, buddy.
Deck.
Decker.
Decker.
Get
out of here.
Yep. Yeah, I'm here.
Marty, Marty, me. Marty. Okay, I get it.
I get it. Okay. If he doesn't have it,
I'll put an end to this. Okay. Hold.
Yeah. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Did you
already send somebody out here?
Okay. So, then uh I'm going to have to
call you back.
I'm going to Go get the car.
I'll go find Vic.
Vic. Yo, Vic.
What the [ __ ]
What have you done to my tongue?
Come on.
Come on.
Buddy. Hey,
heat.
Why did you do that?
Surrender now.
Help me.
Here's the power of the box.
Help me.
Don't shoot, man.
Please don't. Please.
She She's She's dead because of you.
Not now.
Heat. Heat.
Anton.
Anton. Hey,
say something.
I know. Oh, I want my story to end.
How is this?
Heat. Heat.
the code again.
Heat. Heat.
What do you say? Trust me one more time.
I hear Imperium's great this time of
year.
For a long time, I felt without style or
grace, wearing shoes with no socks in
cold weather.
I knew my heart
was in the right place.
I knew I'd be able to do these things.
As we watch him digging his own grave,
it's important to know where he's at.
Can't afford to stop and tell that what
he believe.
Keep on doing for a thousand years.
I'm walking alone.
I'm thinking about
I'm walking alone.
Just enough to be living.
Get out of the way.
No time to begin.
This isn't the time.
So nothing
about
turning around.
No trouble at all.
And notice there's nothing around you.
I'm walking.
Never get to say much. Never get to
talk.
Tell us a little bit but not too much.
Right about then is where she give up.
She has closed her eyes. She has give up
hope.
I'm walking alone.
I hate to be dreaming.
I'm walking alone.
Just bring it up to
get out of the way again.
This isn't the time.
So nothing
about nothing at all. I'm turning
around. No trouble at all.
I'm keeping my fingers.
I'm walking away.
Hey.
I'm walking.
I'm visiting houses.
I'm walking alone.
Just barely enough to be living.
Get out of the way.
This isn't the time. Nothing's done.
Not something about
not many at all.
No trouble at all.
Two different houses around you. Around
you.
Oh
yeah.
Heat.
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