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620, give me that jab on Mulligan.
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Come on.
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Sit right down there.
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Oh my God.
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Yeah, it's 10 -4. I have the perp in
question in my office now.
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Perp?
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Yeah, perp.
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Why, are you perplexed?
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Frankly, yeah. I don't know what you
think I did. I mean, I'm a professional.
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Oh, professional.
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Professional what, thief?
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Do I look like a thief to you?
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I don't know. Let's find out.
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Ah!
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Yep. Oh. Here it is.
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What? A woman can't have condoms?
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A woman certainly can have condoms, but
a woman should not be stealing them.
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Mike, you have no proof that I stole
anything.
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We actually do. We have security
footage.
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You know what?
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Maybe I threw them in my bag on accident
and I was planning to pay for them, but
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didn't, and I'll just go ahead and pay
for them now. How about that?
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Oh, yeah? Well, you already left the
store with them, so with that we have a
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problem. Oh, my God. I can just go back
to the store and pay for them.
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Yeah, but once you kind of cross that
threshold with items you didn't buy,
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that's when you're entering my domain.
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It seems like you just have, like, a
little bit of a control issue. Control
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issue? Call it a power trip, because you
know what?
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I'm in power now.
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Men like you, we have terms for that.
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Yeah, and it's called the boss.
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That's the word we have for that.
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It's on the boss here.
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That's just ridiculous.
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Just why don't we go back to the store
and ask them if they're fine with me
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paying. I'm sure that they would be more
reasonable than you. You're not even
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the manager.
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Well, here's the problem. You already
took these condoms.
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So for all I know, there are other
things you might have taken.
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You're a liability in this
establishment.
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So now, it's my duty to assess how much
of a liability you are.
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So for starters, I'm going to have to
search you. So you can go ahead and
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up.
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I'm going to use this handy dandy little
wand I have right here.
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What the fuck? I will not.
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You will not?
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I... That's fine. You know what?
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That's totally fine.
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You're making my job easier.
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I'll just contact the police, and
they'll search you instead.
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That is so ridiculous.
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You know, I don't even have pockets.
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All right, well, Ms. Pockets, let's go
ahead and see what you've turned into,
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Pockets. Oh, my God. This is stupid.
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I'm going to have you fired. What's
stupid is you have a nice, bad,
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expensive calculator, and you're going
to go ahead and steal some cons.
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That is what's stupid, especially under
my watch. Do you know how many thieves I
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catch on a regular basis here? You
don't, because if you did, you wouldn't
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think, I'm going to steal some condoms
here. So we're going to go ahead and
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search you. This little power trip is
really pathetic. You know, I feel sorry
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for you.
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Don't feel sorry for me. You're not
going to have a job by tomorrow.
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What? There's something up here.
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It's a belt.
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Clearly. All right, all right.
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That's fine.
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This is so stupid. I, you know... Men
like you, I bet there's no other
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job you could possibly be doing other
than harassing me, right?
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No other job I'd rather be doing.
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Go ahead and take that top off for me.
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Are you serious?
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Oh. Dead serious.
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I'm not taking my top off. What's wrong
with you?
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You're what's wrong with me right now.
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Take your top off.
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Or what?
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It's fine. I don't need to do this.
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You can just make my life easier. Be out
of my hand.
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Just say the word and the police will
handle it themselves.
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Stupidest thing. You sure?
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Because I'm fine with it.
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Happy?
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Not quite.
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It's a lace bra. It's not like I can
hide anything in it.
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I'm sure you got a few things in there.
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It's got plenty of meat in your pack
underneath it.
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Excuse you?
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How dare you?
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You have no idea how much trouble I'm
going to make sure that you are in.
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You've stolen from us.
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You're not in the position for that.
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We'll see about that.
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Well, go ahead and take that top off,
the bra, everything.
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I need to see what's there. You can't be
fucking serious.
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I'm very.
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Really? That's right.
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I'll take it off.
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I don't think that this is customary.
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Just what I need. Some security guy.
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I have to check. I think that you've
checked.
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Okay. I could check a little more.
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Alright, well... You don't seem to have
anything
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in the bosoms.
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Correct. I didn't hide anything in my
bosom.
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Now, how do I know you haven't stashed
anything up in that long skirt?
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It's a skirt. Do you see pockets on the
skirt?
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There's nothing.
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I bet if I took that skirt off, I'd find
a pocket or two.
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That is true. You know what? You stay
there. I'll do it myself so I don't
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have your creepy hands. By all means.
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Seriously.
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There.
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Look for the pocket.
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Panties. No.
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You don't need my panties. My panties
are see -through.
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Yeah, but your pussy's not.
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Are you serious?
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Very.
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I'm going to be making so many phone
calls.
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You don't even understand how well
connected I am. Oh my... Really?
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Really.
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I can't believe... You are in so much
trouble.
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Ma 'am, I've already told you before.
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I don't have to be the one doing this.
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I could leave it to the boys in blue.
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I think you like to be the one doing
this, don't you?
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I wouldn't be surprised if... This is
something you wanted.
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Excuse me?
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Well, you know, it could be me or it
could be the police, and you seem to be
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very eager for me to check all your
parts.
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I promise I didn't want to be infected
by a lowly little security guard.
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All right.
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But you never get to touch women, right?
Is that why you have this job?
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No, I have this job because I love
taking care of these stores.
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Oh, yeah. Total. Everyone is this
passionate.
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I can't believe this.
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Really, you need to get that close in
there.
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Oh, yeah.
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Perks of the job.
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Oh, my perk.
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I knew that you were a pervert.
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I'm just passionate about my work. Uh
-huh.
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Go ahead and get this leg up on the
table for me.
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So you can get a closer look.
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Really? Really.
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You can't see where you're at?
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I want to be extra sure.
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Fine.
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Give the pervert a better fucking view.
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Yeah, thank you.
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Wow, that's lit.
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Excuse me? I said, uh, if you have any
tips, you know, on how I can search you.
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You know, my first tip would be to not.
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You could... Wait a second.
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I think I need to get my fingers up in
there. Wait, what?
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I need to make sure you haven't stashed
anything in there.
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Obviously I haven't.
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Stashed. Obviously. Okay.
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That seems like enough of that.
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I haven't stashed anything.
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Well, I guess that's all you've taken
today.
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But for all I know, you're going to come
back and deal with something else
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another day.
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Oh, I assure you, I will not be coming
back.
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Oh, yeah? You assure me?
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Well, there are other ways you can
assure me, and maybe I might let you
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those condoms.
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Maybe. If you came back another time...
I assure you, I won't be coming back.
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You assure me.
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Why don't you take a deep breath?
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You can assure me you won't be coming
back.
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After this experience, I won't be coming
back, and I'm going to write some
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reviews to make sure that nobody comes
back.
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I'm not quite sure I feel entirely
confident about that.
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What if your assurances might end up
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that you keep these condoms? What if I
could even
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look the other way in the future time
that you come here if you were to, you
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know, nothing else?
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I could go easy on you. That is well
within my power.
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You think I want condoms that bad?
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I wouldn't think so either, but, you
know, here you are stealing condoms.
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Maybe... Maybe they aren't really that
good of condoms.
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Maybe I recognize you.
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And maybe you're stealing condoms
because...
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You're having an affair?
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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You and I both know who you are.
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Quite the public figure.
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It'd be nice to keep a squeaky clean
image.
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Maybe... I... just enjoy condoms with my
husband and...
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Yes, because you two use condoms.
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I'm sure it wouldn't look too great in
the news to have a mug shot.
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Because you stole some condoms.
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They'd have a field day, wouldn't they?
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Hey, I could grant you full immunity
here.
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Okay. I mean, I...
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I
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mean, I don't want a mug shot.
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No, I'm sure you don't.
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But maybe we can just pretend this never
happened if we
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try this out.
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What, so I let you feel me up a little
bit and... Well,
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we try the condom out.
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We try the condom out?
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Well, I'm not talking about putting it
on a banana, am I?
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I... You can make this go away.
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And then you'll have condoms. You can go
play with your little side -piece
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boyfriend you have.
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Oh, my God. This is stupid.
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It's ridiculous.
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It's ridiculous.
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Yep. That's me.
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Capital D.
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Ridiculous.
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I...
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It's blackmail, right? Like, you can't
just... It's not blackmail. It's the art
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of the deal.
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Yeah, you know, you need something, I
need something, and we both leave
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those things.
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I mean, otherwise, you know, I'll just
go ahead and
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let the authorities handle it.
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No, don't do that.
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Yeah?
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Fine.
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All right.
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Well, then, uh... You
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know what to do.
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Fine.
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Here we go. Let's get it all out.
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Whoa.
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I don't think that this should really be
necessary, but... It's entirely
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unnecessary, but... If you want to stay
out of the news...
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I want to get my nut.
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You know, I thought security guards were
supposed to have more class than that.
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Where the fuck did you hear that?
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So is this why you have this job then?
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No, no.
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Definitely a plot.
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Yeah, a lot of benefits here.
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Free healthcare coverage, overtime,
401k,
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and occasionally get to fuck the
occasional shoplifter.
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Men like you.
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Men like me. Women like me, too.
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Everybody likes me, for the most part.
I'm a likable guy.
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Can't you tell?
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Well, I don't like you.
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Well, you don't like me.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, fuck.
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Hold on, I really like that mouth.
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Maybe we can...
252
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Stop at the mouth end, right?
253
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No, not at all.
254
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You stopped trying on that condom you
were so eager to steal.
255
00:17:05,069 --> 00:17:07,510
You might as well. Yeah, I might as
well.
256
00:17:13,970 --> 00:17:17,550
Pop these bad boys off.
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Are you comfortable now?
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00:17:26,589 --> 00:17:27,589
Oh, yeah.
259
00:17:49,170 --> 00:17:53,150
It's pretty good. Now that you got
there, I'm sure your husband and your
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boyfriend both appreciate it.
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This only I feel like I'm the lucky one.
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You know what?
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00:18:16,810 --> 00:18:18,910
I think you should try out this condom
now, yeah?
264
00:18:19,150 --> 00:18:22,610
I really think that this is probably
enough. You seem to be enjoying it
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Not as much as I could.
266
00:18:29,730 --> 00:18:30,830
Go ahead and put that on.
267
00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:45,220
There. Looks great. We're done now.
268
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Looks excellent.
269
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Let's try it out.
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00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:55,360
You want to try it out? Well, I can
just, like... Nope. I want you to bend
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over there.
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Go on.
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I hope that you, uh... I'm going to make
sure that this door
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is closed forever.
275
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:18,400
It's a fun idea, but they love me here,
and they love the stores.
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00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:20,180
Oh,
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00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:25,300
this is a good condom.
278
00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:32,740
I see why you were willing to risk your
entire reputation off of it.
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You know... Oh,
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00:19:47,550 --> 00:19:53,850
you write so many bad reviews about this
store.
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00:19:54,170 --> 00:19:56,330
Your words sound like you're irritated.
282
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:59,190
Your moans sound like you're really
enjoying yourself.
283
00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:38,760
It's not going to stop me from making a
complaint.
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00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:43,780
Let's see.
285
00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:50,180
Oh, my God.
286
00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:57,140
Fuck.
287
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,360
Thank you for enjoying.
288
00:21:04,380 --> 00:21:10,740
I can't help that. It doesn't make me
any less pissed off at you. Oh, yeah.
289
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:46,520
Fuck you.
290
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:25,220
You and your boyfriend, Connor.
291
00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:27,860
You know, close your eyes and pretend
it's him.
292
00:22:55,699 --> 00:22:58,080
I could feel it a little more, though.
293
00:22:58,660 --> 00:23:02,280
There's so many different positions we
can try. It's going to feel the same in
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00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:03,280
every position.
295
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:04,680
Will it, though?
296
00:23:05,820 --> 00:23:07,800
I feel like I need to try, though.
297
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,200
I'm happy with you.
298
00:24:05,380 --> 00:24:06,380
Really?
299
00:24:07,020 --> 00:24:08,060
Oh, that's strange.
300
00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:15,980
I'll be back to being mad in a second.
301
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:49,580
good time. And I'll let you come.
302
00:25:50,380 --> 00:25:51,620
How dare you?
303
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:56,740
How dare
304
00:25:56,740 --> 00:26:01,180
you? How dare you?
305
00:26:02,340 --> 00:26:03,740
How dare you?
306
00:26:04,300 --> 00:26:06,780
How dare you? How dare you? How dare
you?
307
00:26:07,020 --> 00:26:08,020
How dare you? How dare you?
308
00:26:10,460 --> 00:26:11,460
How dare you?
309
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,760
Boy, I'm feeling pretty sweet and
fucking kind about this.
310
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:12,600
Just like that.
311
00:28:19,340 --> 00:28:26,300
You're getting a little bit above
yourself,
312
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:27,500
I think.
313
00:28:53,580 --> 00:28:54,660
He just came back. He won.
314
00:29:49,770 --> 00:29:50,890
Shut my dick again.
315
00:29:51,510 --> 00:29:56,110
Oh, you know I didn't feel anything
else.
316
00:29:56,370 --> 00:29:58,350
Yeah, I know. That's an excuse, isn't
it?
317
00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:00,790
I think that was right, though.
318
00:30:01,250 --> 00:30:04,890
Because look, you did stick a condom up
your pussy.
319
00:30:06,030 --> 00:30:09,610
Huh. I guess it's good that I stretched
you so thoroughly, huh?
320
00:30:10,650 --> 00:30:11,730
You know what?
321
00:30:11,950 --> 00:30:12,950
Get over here.
322
00:30:13,550 --> 00:30:14,930
I want you to sit on this.
323
00:30:51,330 --> 00:30:56,370
Keeping from enjoying your cock doesn't
mean I'm happy right now. I think you're
324
00:30:56,370 --> 00:30:57,370
really happy.
325
00:30:58,060 --> 00:30:59,820
Oh, I can feel it through my condom.
326
00:32:45,100 --> 00:32:46,100
On my head?
327
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,120
You can feel this.
328
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:16,400
All natural.
329
00:34:17,679 --> 00:34:19,380
Only my husband gets that.
330
00:34:19,620 --> 00:34:20,820
Oh, yeah? Well, guess what?
331
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,600
Today I get that, too.
332
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:23,880
Get over here.
333
00:34:28,860 --> 00:34:33,139
What did you take off of me?
334
00:34:34,699 --> 00:34:38,400
Whatever will keep me from getting a
mugshot in the press, I guess.
335
00:34:46,810 --> 00:34:48,750
Almost. There we go.
336
00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:54,330
Make it quick, okay?
337
00:34:55,030 --> 00:35:01,910
I don't know why you're
338
00:35:01,910 --> 00:35:02,910
messing with me.
339
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:14,200
It's just a business, really, Mark.
340
00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:23,499
Fucking good.
341
00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:24,500
Oh, fuck.
342
00:36:32,580 --> 00:36:33,580
Fuck.
343
00:36:41,260 --> 00:36:43,620
Did you just come in me?
344
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,100
I most certainly did.
345
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:55,820
How dare you steal from us? But you know
what? It's all good. I could take those
346
00:36:55,820 --> 00:36:59,220
condoms home with you, and we'll forget
this ever happened.
347
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:00,900
Did you learn a lesson, though?
348
00:37:04,380 --> 00:37:06,340
Don't steal until they want to get
caught?
349
00:37:06,980 --> 00:37:11,000
I guess that's good enough.
350
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,480
Go ahead and collect your things.
351
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,360
Get the fuck out of my face.
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