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Hey, Mom.

So I was trying on my clothes for prom, but I couldn't decide which socks to

wear. Should I go with black socks, white socks, or... None at all.

Booker, if you don't get your ashy ankles off my table.

Hello? Yes, this is Raven Baxter.

What? Are you kidding?

What, what? Who's kidding?

Wow, this is a surprise.

Is it about me? Uh -huh. I'm sorry, Mom.

Wow, yes, I think this does require a face -to -face. Well, I didn't know it

the vice principal's parking spot. There was no sign that we were late for

class. Wow, I am truly shocked.

Okay, there was a sign.

But the better question is, where was the vice principal? Where was he? If

you're going to put me on trial, you might as well put the whole system on

trial.

Well, thank you. I'll see you tomorrow.

Okay, Mama, look, I know what you're going to say. That was Anna Winter.

editor and chief of Vogue magazine.

She wants to fly me to L .A. and do a feature on me.

That is not what I thought you were going to say. I know. You thought I was

going to say that you were in trouble for missing class and parking in a vice

principal's parking spot. I heard you. I got two ears and they both work. But

guess what? I don't care because I'm going to L .A.

Hi,

let me tell you something.

How my visit all worked out within a life pad of a plan.

It's crazy when things are...

But you gotta get up and take that test. New city, I'm finding my way.

Yeah, we're gonna be okay.

It might be wild, but you know that we make it work. We're just fam caught up

a crazy world. It's raining.

We are going to have the best time.

Then she responded with a kitty emoji and said, that sounds perfect.

Oh, I get it. We all get it. We just don't want it.

I think it's nice.

My date's really confusing.

I mean, Andy says sweet things, but the way she says them is terrifying.

I wish I had your eyelashes.

I don't know if she's complimenting me or she's threatening to rip them off.

Abby, have you found a date to the prom yet?

Nah, I think I'm going to skip it. There really isn't anyone I want to go with.

But it's our senior prom, our last big school dance. It would be so much fun if

we all went together.

Yeah, boss, the more people I go with, the more witnesses I have.

Whoever is parked in the vice principal's spot is about to be towed.

go.

It's every day with that kid. It's every day.

You ready to host your big sleepover?

This is not just any sleepover, Pop -Pop.

This is a Johnson Tech sleepover.

No joke. At the last one, Zoe Chang turned her bedroom into a zero -gravity

chamber. We drank juice out of the air.

Well, if you want, you guys can line up and I can toss popcorn into your mouth.

Let's hope it doesn't come to that.

I spent all week designing a virtual reality game for this sleepover. It's 62

levels of awesome, okay?

Check. And mate Zoe Chang.

62 levels?

Do these kids know they only stand for one night?

Make sure that the corsage is on the left hand. Always open the door for her.

And please, most importantly, four sprays of cologne is three sprays to me.

I hate that I'm going to miss your prom.

I know, Mom, but this Vogue photo shoot is a once -in -a -lifetime opportunity.

I know, but so is prom.

A little man growing up with his little tux and his bow tie.

That's it. I'm not going.

You're going.

Mom, it's fine, okay? I'll have Grandpa Vic take lots of photos.

Okay. Hey, but don't forget to smile, not just bare your teeth. Let me see.

That's it. I'm staying.

Mom. Okay.

Bye. Bye. Love you. Okay.

Okay. Which founding father wrote the majority of the Federalist paper?

Alexander Hamilton.

I learned that from the musical.

Teach more things in song form. It's how I learned the periodic table.

Hydrogen, helium,

lithium, beryllium.

That was incredible.

I would have never thought to use that many trills on beryllium.

You know, I gotta admit, never thought I'd be tutoring a fish.

Yeah, I know it's kind of weird I'm still in my mascot uniform.

I just figured that maybe you were a little shy and the mascot can talk to

people. Yeah, that's it.

You know, you're really smart.

You're really smart, too?

You're also really pretty.

You're also really pretty, too?

I mean, I mean, in my head, because I don't know what you look like, but you

a hot voice.

I mean, let's get back to studying.

Yep, studying, let's do it.

Okay, uh, next question.

Name one of the 13 original colonies, and do you want to go to prom with me?

Rhode Island, and I'd love to.

Correct. And really?

Of course.

This is going to be so fun.

I'm going to go because this moment is perfect and I don't want to ruin it.

I don't care what he looks like. He's chill and fun and we get along great.

Well, I'm just happy you changed your mind about going.

Yeah, I promised stupid until I was going. Now it's awesome.

I gotta go find her dress.

You know, I don't want to go dress shopping with her, but it would have

nice to be asked.

I can't believe Kuda stood me up.

I just had a vision that Kuda set Ivy up for prom.

That's terrible.

You know, for a guy who's supposed to pump up the crowd, he's really been

letting us down.

All right, now look, if Kuda stands Ivy up at prom, it's going to crush her. All

right, so we have to find someone else for her to go with. Yeah, but there are

plenty of great guys at this school. We'll find her another date.

What's up, Param Chato?

I am so excited for tonight. I painted my nails during free period, did my hair

at lunch, and I'm on the witness for Stacy, who is doing brow shaving in the

bathroom. We're excited, too. It's kind of hard not to be with all these date

-worthy dudes around here, right, Neil? Yeah.

Like Jane.

He's the voice of the morning announcements.

Don't you just love the way he says, Taco Tuesdays will now be on Th -Th -Th

-Thursdays.

I guess.

Or what about Omar?

That guy's so... Super smart, and he's got that mock trial swag to him.

Okay, look, I'm not sure what you guys are trying to do, but I am taking CUDA.

I gotta go.

Stacy texted that I'm off the wait list. If I'm not in the third stall in two

minutes, I'll lose my thought.

All right, looks like we need a new plan. Yeah.

Also, we really should start expanding our friend group. There are a lot of

great guys at this school, huh?

Three sprays, too many. What does my mama know?

Oh, no, she was right.

Hey, there you are. I thought you weren't going to make it.

I had to grab Kuda's extra suit from the gym coach. He let me borrow it, but

first I had to drop him. Give him 20.

Hey, that's the girls.

Remember, one of us just needs to be with Ivy in the Kuda suit. She'll never

know the real Kuda set her up. Got it.

Oh, and Booker, little tip, don't burp in the mask.

I learned that the hard way.

Oh, hey, I'm sorry I must be lost, because the Supermodel Convention is

down the street.

I know, but I'm skipping it to go to prom with you.

Hey, Kuda.

Greetings, Ivy.

You are wearing a fancy dress, and I am complimenting you on it.

Thanks.

You're looking pretty.

Sushi grade yourself.

I think Ivy's flirting with me. And her game is weird.

Thanks for having me over here, Booker. Guess I'll be spending a lot of time

here now that I'm dating Neil.

Where is Neil?

Um, he's fixing his hair in the bathroom.

If it's not three inches high, he is not coming out. The boy's obsessed.

He's not obsessed.

He likes it a normal amount.

I mean, I'll go check on him.

Is someone taking a fish to the prom?

Who cares?

Make your memories and be gone, people. My sleepover starts in an hour.

I'm gonna go get some more snacks for my friends.

For my friends.

All right, everyone, it's picture time.

There's my man.

Yeah, I'm back, and...

I'm not sweating because I had my head in anything weird.

All right, everybody, group photo.

Group photo with all of us?

That is what group means, Booker.

Now, where's Kuda?

Oh, look, right here.

Aw, man, I must have accidentally ordered a car too small to fit us all.

I guess our dates are going to have to go in this car, and you and me and Kuda

will just have to call a new one.

Okay, but you better not stand us up.

I can't even envision it.

I am glad that's over. Me too.

Don't you two still have to go to the prom?

Oh, right. I'll grab the mask.

I got more snacks.

your VR is going to put me in the ER.

What kind of game is this, anyway?

Well, it's called Jungle Quest.

You have to navigate your way through a mummy's tomb, avoiding booby traps,

snakes, and even lava to get to the throne of Queen Alice the Intelligent.

What? I make the game, I make the names.

Alice, I just did a quick statistical analysis.

Based on heart rate, body temperature, and pupillary dilation, people are

this party.

How's L .A.? Did Booker get to prom okay?

Did he have any trouble with his bow tie? Did he pinch his fingers when he

clipped it on, did he?

He's fine.

He's enjoying himself.

Here, let me send you a pic.

Okay.

Oh, no. Oh, no, Booker's cummerbund is on upside down.

A cummerbund cannot be upside down.

Who's the fashion designer and who's the chef? I don't tell you that your mac

and cheese is overcooked and salty, do I?

Frequently.

Just enjoy your photo shoot.

Everything here is fine.

Nobody panic. It looks like the power went out and the Wi -Fi with it.

What are we supposed to do now?

You're kids.

Use your imagination.

Use your imagination?

What's next? You guys have to go outside?

That's where the bugs live.

Wow, this place looks great.

Yeah, I'd make a perfect wedding venue.

ever told you that everything you say sounds like a threat? Does it?

Come on, let's grab some hors d 'oeuvres and maybe take a couple deep breaths.

Hey, where's Scooter?

Um, he's probably getting drinks for all of us because he's such a good guy.

I'm gonna go help.

Hey, how was the food? I'll try not to fill up. I'm planning on having a snack

later. Am I the snack? Oh, you know you are.

I thought you and Booker were getting drink.

Uh, the drinks!

Right, uh, they were refilling the punch bowl. Booker's helping them.

All right, party people!

Make your way to the dance floor!

But Booker's not here. I'm sure he'll be here any minute. Let's go!

I'm about to light.

I could do this all night. I hope I can too.

It's your jam, Kuda.

Everybody back up.

Why everybody backing up?

You can do your thing.

What's my thing?

The power's out in the whole block, and they don't know when it'll be back up.

I need to fix this power generator.

All I need is a voltage regulator, a mass spectrometer, and some plutonium.

I got a plastic bag full of other plastic bags.

Will that help?

Papa, this is serious.

The power is out, which means the Wi -Fi is out, which means the VR is out,

which means no fun.

My sleepover is ruined.

Oh, relax.

I'm sure your friends will have a great time without your fancy VR.

Electricity.

How old do you think I am?

Based on the hair on your ears, the bags under your eyes, and the sound your

knees made when you sit up, I'm going to guess... If you're as smart as I think

you are, you will not finish that sentence.

Alice, I'm sorry your party isn't lit, but I'm going to make it lit.

No. Give me a break. I'm 61.

Hey, you hungry?

Yeah, thanks.

Double protein, sweet.

Hey, I think we may actually pull this off. I know.

Ivy's having the best time.

I'm actually kind of having fun with Andy, too. But don't tell her that.

I'm on prom course. Get it, Booker.

And Neil Flores!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

I mean, I'm just really excited for him.

I'm gonna go get him.

I bet he's hiding from me. He knows I like the chase.

And finally, Kuda.

No last name.

Guess everyone thinks they're Beyonce these days.

Kuda, please, make your way to the stage.

That's not good. We both need to be up here. We really need another friend

now. This is why I said we should have expanded the friend group.

but I think we may pull this off.

Hooker, over here.

Hey, look at this.

There's two cooters.

There's two cooters. Ivy, aren't you lucky.

Why are there two cooters?

Congratulations, Neil, wherever you are.

Have you been pretending to be Kuda all night?

No.

Sometimes it is, Booker.

I can't believe this.

You know, I gotta admit, Papa, it was a great idea retroing my VR game into an

IRL game.

Still don't know what any of that means, but I'm gonna take it as a compliment.

better than the virtual one.

And now I get to see Sonali trying to push through the venomous vines.

Claire going around the Cavendor Cove to the Tunnel of Terror.

And Shauna trying to steal the mummy's sacred jewel.

I knew she'd fall for that booby trap.

The girl's always trying to steal my fruit snacks.

Hey, where's Bree?

that for years but first i am going to crown you queen

before you break anything else good thinking papa

hey ivy

what have you better tell me what's going on i had a vision that cuda was

to stand you up for prom so neil and i took turns switching off all night so

wouldn't be alone

Wow. I can't believe Kuda stood me up.

Hey.

We're really sorry, Ivy.

We just... We don't want to see you get hurt.

Well, I don't exactly love being tricked.

I appreciate what you guys tried to do for me.

And I did have fun dancing with you two.

Which is gross now that I know who it was.

But thanks for being such a good friend.

Now, go dance with your dates.

You sure?

Yeah, I'll be fine.

Ivy, I'm glad I found you.

Wow. You look great tonight.

I'm sorry, who are you?

It's me, Kuda.

You're Kuda?

I'm really sorry for standing you up.

I just got nervous about coming to prom as myself and didn't know what to do.

Kuda, you could have just told me how you were feeling.

I know.

I should have.

I hope I didn't ruin your prom.

Prom's not over yet.

Maybe we could start over?

I'd like that.

Do you want to dance?

Yes.

By the way, what's your real name?

Barry.

Wait.

Your name is Barry Kuda?

Nah, it's Jeff. But I had you there for a second, didn't I?

I feel like I have been... seen you all night trust me i'm all yours now mama

why aren't you in la i came here to tell you something sorry i'm all yours in

like five minutes your cummerbund is on upside down mom a cummerbund can't be

upside down who is the fashion designer in this family why didn't you just text

me okay i didn't come to tell you that Prom is a very important time in your

life, and I didn't want to miss it.

Okay, but what about the photo shoot?

Well, Vogue wanted to do a piece on the real Raven Baxter. And the real Raven

Baxter is a businesswoman and a fashion designer. But most importantly, I'm your

mama.

Don't forget prom crash. Oh, yeah, that's it.

Which is why I brought the photographer from L .A. You ready?

Thank you, Mama. Don't worry.

Get back to dance with Zora. And I'm watching him hand.

And hand in the pocket. Good job.

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