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Give me, like, another 10, 15 minutes, all right?

I've already given you 15 extra minutes. I've already been in here.

You were in here?

I was.

It's time to get up. You've got to go to college.

Oh, man.

Okay, well, I'm kind of already a little hard, Mom.

Maybe you can help me out real quick before I go.

Nikki, your dad's home. I can't today.

Oh, he's still home?

He is still home.

Oh, man.

Just real quick.

Nikki, we can't. Your dad is home.

That's sort of quick. Come on. You know I got a long day ahead.

I understand that, but your dad is home.

Come on.

Hold on.

I... And...

You know, I don't like being called mom. I already told you this.

Right, stepmom. Whatever.

Just help me out here, alright?

Okay. It's gotta be quick.

There we go.

Hey, how about, um... Can you maybe show me a little something?

It'll help.

It'll make it quicker.

I don't see how it would make a difference.

It'll make a difference.

I guess.

It's so much better.

And remember, we have to be quick.

That's fine.

I'll be quick.

And you know I'm only doing this because it helps you focus in college.

I know.

It'll definitely help clear my head for the day.

This still isn't okay because I am your stepmom.

I know, but you know this is... Have you

seen my pants?

I can't find them anywhere.

Like, I'm already late for my meeting.

Have you seen my pants?

They're on the ironing board. You asked me to iron them yesterday.

Oh, shit, that's right, I did. Oh, so they're, okay, so they're still at the

ironing board then? Yeah, so they don't get wrinkled. Okay, all right, cool.

Is everything all right? Like, what's going on?

Yeah, Nicky's just having a little upset tummy, so I'm trying to ease it before

he goes to college.

Well, we got that pink stuff in the fridge. You can just give him that.

Yeah, I'll check him out and make sure he's okay.

All right, all right, you got that handled.

Alright, alright, fine. I gotta go to my meeting.

You handle it. Bye.

Nikki, I told you this was not a good idea because your dad was home.

You know what? Come on.

No, you know what? Just get up and... Well, he's leaving now.

No, just get up and get ready for class.

What are you doing?

I'm just trying to get a little more action, you know?

Nikki, I already told you no. Your dad is home. Oh, come on.

I was so close.

Get a little more.

Nikki, no.

Why? Your dad is home. I mean, I don't see him right now. Where is he? I know

this is our morning routine and it helps you, but we could not do it today.

Just a little bit?

Real quick.

Come on. I was so ready. Go sit down and I will bring you some food.

No.

Go sit down and I will bring you some food.

Nikki.

Why aren't you eating?

I'm just not really that hungry.

What's going on?

I mean, my whole ritual is kind of out of whack.

My morning is not how it needs to be.

I understand that. And normally we do this every morning so you can focus.

But your dad's home today and we can't.

Come on.

He's not even in the room.

Do it real quick.

I cannot focus this way, please.

Mickey, you might have to.

You're telling me to eat?

I can't even think to eat.

I'm sorry, but we can't this morning.

I can't eat if I can't have my morning routine the way it's supposed to be. I

can't. I don't even think I can go to class.

Hold on. Let me see where your dad's at.

I think he's in the shower.

I think he is, too.

Okay, this will have to be quick. Yeah. Understand?

Yeah, whatever.

Like I told you, this has to be quick.

And it's only for you to focus.

It's fine.

Come on, though. Help me out a little bit here.

I think the shower stopped.

You have to hurry. It's fine. It's still in there.

You have to be quick.

You know, honestly, the hand's not really doing it.

What if you used your mouth? You've done that before. It'll help.

It'll be so much quicker.

Fine.

quick Oh

much better

remember quick

The wizard, I guess.

What are you doing on the ground?

Did something break?

No, nothing broke.

Nicky, he said he dropped his phone.

His phone's right there.

Ah, Nicky.

Yeah, there it is.

Alright, alright. Whatever.

You making that meatloaf highlight tonight?

Yes, just for you.

Alright, cool. Thank you. Alright.

I'll see you guys later. Have a good day. Good luck.

Alright. Later.

Well, now he's gone.

Okay, still.

I mean, yeah, it'll be quick. It's fine.

Hey, just remember, now you're pushing your time to go to school.

Oh, yeah. That's so much better.

I'm really glad Dad got home now.

Mm -hmm.

I think Dad might have thrown my rhythm off.

I don't think I'm going to be able to come this way.

What about the thing we do once in a while?

Can we do that?

Nikki, this is bad enough.

We've only done that a couple of times.

But now it's going to be one of those times. Come on.

Dad really screwed everything up. I understand that, but that's kind of

the line.

absolutely nobody can know what we do on a normal anyways and that that's just

kind of pushing it come on it'll be so much quicker if we do it that way fine

how do you want me i mean just bend over on a chair yeah

like

this yeah

Yeah, that'll work.

This feels so much better.

I'm glad I can help you out.

You're definitely helping me out.

Just stop talking.

Okay.

Have I ever told you that you actually feel way better than my girlfriend?

Nikki, stop talking when we're doing this. I haven't told you.

Focus on what we're doing.

It just feels really good.

You're going to be late for school.

Okay.

Maybe we can finish my position.

Okay.

You have to be quick.

You can't be late.

Did you just do?

I just came.

Inside me?

Um, yeah.

Yeah, I did.

I thought I told you last time you cannot do this.

Like, now I have to go get cleaned up and get a plan B. Oh, shit.

And you need to go to school. All right, all right, all right.

I'll get myself ready.