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Oh, hey.

What are you all dressed up for?

Well, so I got to tell you, I've been doing some of those dating -like things.

Yeah. Oh, bye.

That's what I was just doing. Well, it's really kind of interesting.

Yeah. I was with your uncle for so long, and now I feel good to finally be

free of him.

Right. Yeah, absolutely.

But it's really difficult to make a connection with some of these guys.

Like, I think this one guy, I don't even know if he's going to show up, and it's

just, the fuck, it's crazy. I don't know how you deal with all this. Yeah, you

run into some weird ones, for sure.

Yeah, I mean, I have this guy, like, we hadn't even talked on the phone yet, and

he sent me a dick pic already.

Yeah. And I was like, is this what, is it really?

It's what the world has turned into, dating life.

I've been out of the game for so long that I don't even know what people... I

didn't even know that was a thing.

I don't even know if... You look great. He's going to love it.

I don't know. He's not answering my text. Really? I don't know what to do.

Sometimes people get scared.

I don't know.

I'm not even really...

I mean, I was married to your uncle for so long, I don't even want to date. I

just kind of want to, like, hook up, you know?

Like, I, you know, I hope, I'm just trying to find guys that I think are

Yeah. And, like, I just want to have some fucking sex. It's been a long

time. Yeah, understandable, yeah. I, um, well, any guy would be stupid to not

want to.

Really? Yeah.

Hmm, I don't know.

What do you? Come on. It's been so long, I just.

I was just so used to being with the same guy for a while. Yeah.

But did you really mean what you said?

Like, the any guy part?

Yeah, I think any guy would be, like, very happy to be with you.

Does that include you?

Um...

You like that?

Yes, I do.

Holy shit.

Yeah. I told you I was trying to get fucked.

I like it.

God, you're so wet.

I'm so wet.

I haven't had any dick in so long.

I haven't done this in a long time. I hope I'm still good at it.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah, you are.

Oh, my God.

Fuck, that feels good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes I do.

God.

God

damn

it.

No idea it would be so fucking big.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck, yeah.

Holy shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Smack that fucking ass. Yeah.

Oh, shit.

It's so good.

Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck.

This is so tough, right?

Oh, that's so huge.

Oh, yes.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Uh -huh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

God.

I don't need to worry about going on that date tonight now.

What are you doing the rest of the night?