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What's up? I got your text.

What's so important? Oh, my God. I'm a mess right now. I need you. I need to

talk to somebody.

Okay. Why are you so wound up?

Well, I'm getting fucking married tomorrow, so I'm kind of freaking out

now.

Oh, my God. This again? You went through this like...

A month ago already. I can't breathe. I'm like starting to like get.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. All right. You're freaking out for no

know. Right. You know, you like this guy. You guys have been dating, you

it's not, it's not cold feet. I love, I love him. I know it's going to work out

fine. I just feel like, I mean, it's going to be one dick for the rest of my

life.

Like, okay.

That.

That's not my business.

I'm about his dick.

Okay, well, we talk about everything.

I mean, seriously, I don't think it's that big of a deal. But what I'm saying

that I want to stay faithful in my marriage.

So I don't want to fuck up and do the wrong thing and cheat.

And I've been thinking, contemplating that maybe I should fuck somebody one

time before I tie the knot.

Wow. You are still such a whore.

Nothing has changed.

That is so crazy. What do you mean?

You're a dick. I'm not a whore. I mean, come on. Okay, so I have a healthy

sexual appetite.

That doesn't make me a whore. But I also don't want to be a cheater on top of

that. So, I don't know.

Like, I'm thinking that, you know, maybe you would want to fuck.

I mean, you're only my stepbrother, so it's not related.

That's besides the point. First of all, there's an app you can use if you need

to get fucked like that. An app?

Oh, my God. I'm too old for an app, and that's going to take way too much time.

I'm getting married tomorrow. I need to get fucked now.

You're serious. You're absolutely serious. Of course I'm serious. Why do

think I would tell you? You've lost your fucking mind. No, I haven't. And you

know what? You seriously need help if you think that.

Like, come on, man.

We need to... Listen, I trust you in some fucked up way.

And I know you won't tell anybody.

And... Why the fuck not? I mean, you've never thought about me at all. I mean,

come on.

Okay,

this is catching me off guard here. Alright, I want to... Come on.

You know what? I think you need to calm down and relax, and this is not that

serious. It'll be a secret between us.

I won't tell anybody. You won't tell anybody.

And... This is going to be a very awkward wedding reception if we do this.

think it'll be a blast.

Please, just think about it. I mean, come on. What do you have to lose?

Is it genuinely, seriously...

Going to help you.

I swear. I know that if you fuck me one last time, I can keep my vow,

I can respect my marriage, and I can go on.

That's it.

That's it. Just one time.

Okay. What do you... I mean... You're going to help me?

I mean... Oh, my God. I already feel so relieved. I don't want you to break

Dave's heart after you...

Just have to go suck a dick or something.

Yes, just think about Dave. Think about all the good it'll do for him. I'm not

going to think about Dave, but yes. Well, you know what I mean.

Okay.

I don't even know.

Well, first off, let me show you these because I know you've been dying to see

them.

Holy shit. Did you ever think your stepsister would have a set like this?

Not, I mean... Come on, touch them, don't be shy.

Oh my god.

Holy shit.

See?

I may have felt a bottom a time or two.

Mm -hmm, I knew you would.

Am I pretty in pink?

You know what? Maybe we shouldn't do this.

I don't think you can chicken out on me now. No, come on. You've already...

What?

How are they going to find out? We're not going to tell anybody.

Besides, they haven't been married that long anyway, so this is like...

This isn't that serious. You're thinking about it way too much. Seriously. Come

on.

Yeah. Feel those.

Oh, yeah. Just fuck it, baby.

Our little secret.

Thank God. I just know it's going to help out so much.

Oh yeah.

Oh my.

I didn't think it was going to be that big. This is definitely, I knew I picked

the perfect person.

Oh yeah.

You taste so good.

You know what? Hold on, hold on. Please take your ring off. Oh, shit. I keep

thinking about fucking Dave.

Don't ask, just... Okay.

No way he can know about this.

No way.

I promise I won't tell anybody.

So this is what you were like in high school, huh?

This is what some of my friends would...

Wildest dreams have come true.

Oh, my...

baby.

Oh.

Yeah, that's right.

Your dad doesn't know you have this.

What? What are you doing? Oh my god, shut the fuck up and fuck me, you idiot.

This is so so wrong.

Oh. Oh.

Wow

Love is good, huh?

We could have been doing this a long time ago.

Oh, my fucking God.

Every bit of it.

Let's hope

Dave doesn't

taste that tomorrow.

Remember our little secret.