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What's up? I got your text.
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What's so important? Oh, my God. I'm a
mess right now. I need you. I need to
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talk to somebody.
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Okay. Why are you so wound up?
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Well, I'm getting fucking married
tomorrow, so I'm kind of freaking out
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now.
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Oh, my God. This again? You went through
this like...
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A month ago already. I can't breathe.
I'm like starting to like get.
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Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. All
right. You're freaking out for no
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know. Right. You know, you like this
guy. You guys have been dating, you
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it's not, it's not cold feet. I love, I
love him. I know it's going to work out
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fine. I just feel like, I mean, it's
going to be one dick for the rest of my
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life.
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Like, okay.
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That.
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That's not my business.
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I'm about his dick.
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Okay, well, we talk about everything.
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I mean, seriously, I don't think it's
that big of a deal. But what I'm saying
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that I want to stay faithful in my
marriage.
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So I don't want to fuck up and do the
wrong thing and cheat.
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And I've been thinking, contemplating
that maybe I should fuck somebody one
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time before I tie the knot.
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Wow. You are still such a whore.
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Nothing has changed.
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That is so crazy. What do you mean?
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You're a dick. I'm not a whore. I mean,
come on. Okay, so I have a healthy
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sexual appetite.
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That doesn't make me a whore. But I also
don't want to be a cheater on top of
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that. So, I don't know.
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Like, I'm thinking that, you know, maybe
you would want to fuck.
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I mean, you're only my stepbrother, so
it's not related.
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That's besides the point. First of all,
there's an app you can use if you need
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to get fucked like that. An app?
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Oh, my God. I'm too old for an app, and
that's going to take way too much time.
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I'm getting married tomorrow. I need to
get fucked now.
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You're serious. You're absolutely
serious. Of course I'm serious. Why do
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think I would tell you? You've lost your
fucking mind. No, I haven't. And you
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know what? You seriously need help if
you think that.
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Like, come on, man.
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We need to... Listen, I trust you in
some fucked up way.
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And I know you won't tell anybody.
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And... Why the fuck not? I mean, you've
never thought about me at all. I mean,
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come on.
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Okay,
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this is catching me off guard here.
Alright, I want to... Come on.
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You know what? I think you need to calm
down and relax, and this is not that
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serious. It'll be a secret between us.
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I won't tell anybody. You won't tell
anybody.
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And... This is going to be a very
awkward wedding reception if we do this.
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think it'll be a blast.
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Please, just think about it. I mean,
come on. What do you have to lose?
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Is it genuinely, seriously...
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Going to help you.
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I swear. I know that if you fuck me one
last time, I can keep my vow,
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I can respect my marriage, and I can go
on.
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That's it.
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That's it. Just one time.
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Okay. What do you... I mean... You're
going to help me?
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I mean... Oh, my God. I already feel so
relieved. I don't want you to break
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Dave's heart after you...
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Just have to go suck a dick or
something.
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Yes, just think about Dave. Think about
all the good it'll do for him. I'm not
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going to think about Dave, but yes.
Well, you know what I mean.
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Okay.
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I don't even know.
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Well, first off, let me show you these
because I know you've been dying to see
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them.
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Holy shit. Did you ever think your
stepsister would have a set like this?
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Not, I mean... Come on, touch them,
don't be shy.
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Oh my god.
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Holy shit.
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See?
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I may have felt a bottom a time or two.
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Mm -hmm, I knew you would.
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Am I pretty in pink?
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You know what? Maybe we shouldn't do
this.
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I don't think you can chicken out on me
now. No, come on. You've already...
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What?
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How are they going to find out? We're
not going to tell anybody.
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Besides, they haven't been married that
long anyway, so this is like...
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This isn't that serious. You're thinking
about it way too much. Seriously. Come
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on.
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Yeah. Feel those.
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Oh, yeah. Just fuck it, baby.
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Our little secret.
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Thank God. I just know it's going to
help out so much.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh my.
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I didn't think it was going to be that
big. This is definitely, I knew I picked
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the perfect person.
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Oh yeah.
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You taste so good.
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You know what? Hold on, hold on. Please
take your ring off. Oh, shit. I keep
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thinking about fucking Dave.
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Don't ask, just... Okay.
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No way he can know about this.
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No way.
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I promise I won't tell anybody.
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So this is what you were like in high
school, huh?
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This is what some of my friends would...
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Wildest dreams have come true.
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Oh, my...
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baby.
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Oh.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Your dad doesn't know you have this.
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What? What are you doing? Oh my god,
shut the fuck up and fuck me, you idiot.
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This is so so wrong.
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Oh. Oh.
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Wow
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Love is good, huh?
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We could have been doing this a long
time ago.
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Oh, my fucking God.
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Every bit of it.
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Let's hope
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Dave doesn't
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taste that tomorrow.
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Remember our little secret.
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