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First Mother's Day alone.

Nick's gone.

First time I've been alone on a Mother's Day in 20 years.

First Mother's Day with no phone calls, no flowers.

He's got a 20 -year -old now. I mean, why would I still exist?

I don't know.

I don't know. Is it a ring?

Let's just go get a coffee.

It's open Hey, what's up, buddy?

How's it going, man? You good? How was practice?

Fucking brutal, but, you know, just another day

What's with the flowers?

Mother's Day.

You know, I'm going to head over there after.

Flowers and a card? I mean, it's what I usually use.

It's kind of par for the course, you know, Mother's Day and Mother's Day

flowers. Does not get any more generic than that.

I mean, like, her and your dad split up. She probably needs, like, some spice in

her life. Like, she needs to go out.

You know, like a spa day. I think women like those.

Yeah, you know, you're right.

Dude, look.

Fuck the flowers.

I have an idea.

What?

It's no secret.

She's kind of promiscuous. She's actually pretty slutty. The way she

I don't know.

I know that you know she...

Like, looks at me. And remember, she rubbed her tits on me?

That one?

Yeah. You can't forget that. I thought you were joking.

No, man. She really rubbed her, like, full -on tit.

Look, I'm joking. Okay, how about... Do you remember a couple months ago, the

same pits?

Victoria? Yeah?

You know, how we kind of... Oh, we banged her. Oh, good, man.

How about we fuck your stepmom?

Huh.

I know she would.

She can... Probably used getting laid.

You think she'd appreciate that?

I mean, that's just my guess. I mean, Dad's out of the picture.

I mean, she's pretty hot.

You wouldn't fuck her? I would totally fuck her. Okay, let's fuck her.

Let's go. I have a fucking perfect idea. Let's go get back to your house. All

right. Is she on her way home now? I think she's already there.

Wow, this is going to be a mother's day. She ain't going to fucking forget it.

It's gonna be a surprise, right?

She's gonna love it.

We're gonna love it.

Nikki!

Hey, happy Mother's Day, Mom!

Oh, baby!

Oh, I can't believe you remembered!

I mean, it's Mother's Day, how could I forget? Well, it's the first one without

your dad, you know? I know, I know.

I really didn't expect anyone to come see me still.

Oh, please.

How could you think that?

I know, but no flowers?

Every year since I've known you, you brought me flowers.

I didn't forget your flowers.

No? No, I didn't. Oh. But tell me, are you ready for your Mother's Day

A surprise?

Of course. You know I love surprises. Come on in.

Happy Mother's Day.

Well, it's Mother's Day, you know, and you're great. You've been a great

to him.

Aw, Mickey.

Can I make you guys something? Can I get you something? Yeah, I would love

something. All right, come on in.

Aw, so amazing.

Oh, you redecorated it a little.

I'm just getting settled, you know.

You're so beautiful, boy. Thank you so much. Oh, well, you know.

The least I can do.

They need some water, right?

Yeah. We need some water for them.

Oh, so what did you wind up to today?

Oh, you know, just a few things, you know.

Ran a couple of errands. Did you guys hit the gym yet?

Not yet, but I'm pretty confident we're going to get a workout in at some point

today. Hmm, that sounds interesting.

Rick, how about you? Anything new?

Oh, nothing really new. Just wanted to come and join.

They're here to show you some appreciation, you know? Yeah, some

Some appreciation.

You know, I was so worried that this mother's death was going to be lonely.

I was going to be all by myself.

But, you know, it's a shame enough to be quite the nice day, you know?

They bring to my room.

You know, I'm not used to this much whiteness in my house.

It brings some color and cheer.

Absolutely. I'm so happy.

You guys are so sweet. I appreciate you so much.

Oh, well, you know.

But,

you know, why don't we go take a seat and I can tell you about

the next surprise.

The next surprise?

And that's why we discussed

You being here is just all it gets at me. Or we'll just pump your brakes.

With all respect.

It's just... Definitely.

I mean, be that as it may, you know, I care very deeply about you. It's

just, you know, with Dad gone, you know, I'm supposed to be taking on some of

his responsibilities.

You don't have to. No, really. It's okay. I'm a grown girl. It's okay.

Mom.

Nikki, what are you doing?

I'm your stepmom. I know, I know. And you know what? I know you've been

I have been lonely, but you're my stepson.

I got this.

I want to help you. What do you have? I want to help you with this. What?

It's Mother's Day.

No, it's Mother's Day. You deserve it.

What do I deserve? I'm so confused.

What do I deserve?

To be relieved. This is what you deserve.

Oh.

Well.

I'm not sure how do you feel about this?

I mean, anything for my best friend.

Well, you're his best friend, but, like, I've known you your whole life.

Your adult life. And I thought that maybe, you know, there was, like, this

time where we kind of rubbed and... Yeah.

I mean, you're so cute.

I don't know. Like, what does this even... This is what this means.

Just relax.

Let us take care of you like you...

Taking care of us. Well, a little more, but yeah.

I don't, I don't, I don't know.

Hey, I love you, Mom.

I love, you know I love you. So let me take care of you.

I don't know.

I guess.

Oh, my boys are ready, huh?

Oh, Nikki.

Really?

Me?

What do you think?

I'm surprised.

Happy Mother's Day, Mom.

um um

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes.

Keep it moving.

I have a little one more in my pants.

Because you didn't expect this from Mother's Day, did you?

This should be the new Mother's Day tradition, not fucking flowers.

I'm down.

Mr. Mom, you're doing a great job, but it's not about us.

It's Mother's Day.

It's about you.

So let us take care of you.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Very good.

Happy birthday, Mom.

a little

I can't believe it.

Oh, fuck your mommy.

Maybe I can take it.

Fuck me.

Everyone's going to make me cum already.

I don't blame you.

Oh, look at that body.

No wonder my dad was so enamored with that girl.

Yes. Yes.

A lot harder with her on top, huh?

your fucking mother's dating me fuck see that's how she almost got me

Bite that face.

Bite that face, baby.

Oh, bite that face. That's a beautiful cock.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

my gosh.

Fucking mouth. Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

fucking day.

You made my whole fucking year.

Oh, I've been wanting to fuck you for so long, Brick.

Oh, my God.

Yes,

nigga. I don't give a fuck.

Oh,

how's

that feel, baby?

I want both of you.

I want to taste both of you.

Fuck. Are my boys going to come for me?

Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah.

Come all over my fucking face.

Best Mother's Day ever.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

So, I think we have our new Mother's Day tradition, yeah.

I'm up for it. I don't even like my mom.

Happy Mother's Day to me.

Happy Mother's Day, Mother's Day. Thank you.