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First Mother's Day alone.
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Nick's gone.
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First time I've been alone on a Mother's
Day in 20 years.
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First Mother's Day with no phone calls,
no flowers.
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He's got a 20 -year -old now. I mean,
why would I still exist?
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I don't know.
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I don't know. Is it a ring?
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Let's just go get a coffee.
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It's open Hey, what's up, buddy?
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How's it going, man? You good? How was
practice?
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Fucking brutal, but, you know, just
another day
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What's with the flowers?
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Mother's Day.
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You know, I'm going to head over there
after.
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Flowers and a card? I mean, it's what I
usually use.
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It's kind of par for the course, you
know, Mother's Day and Mother's Day
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flowers. Does not get any more generic
than that.
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I mean, like, her and your dad split up.
She probably needs, like, some spice in
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her life. Like, she needs to go out.
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You know, like a spa day. I think women
like those.
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Yeah, you know, you're right.
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Dude, look.
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Fuck the flowers.
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I have an idea.
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What?
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It's no secret.
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She's kind of promiscuous. She's
actually pretty slutty. The way she
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I don't know.
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I know that you know she...
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Like, looks at me. And remember, she
rubbed her tits on me?
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That one?
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Yeah. You can't forget that. I thought
you were joking.
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No, man. She really rubbed her, like,
full -on tit.
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Look, I'm joking. Okay, how about... Do
you remember a couple months ago, the
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same pits?
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Victoria? Yeah?
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You know, how we kind of... Oh, we
banged her. Oh, good, man.
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How about we fuck your stepmom?
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Huh.
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I know she would.
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She can... Probably used getting laid.
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You think she'd appreciate that?
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I mean, that's just my guess. I mean,
Dad's out of the picture.
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I mean, she's pretty hot.
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You wouldn't fuck her? I would totally
fuck her. Okay, let's fuck her.
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Let's go. I have a fucking perfect idea.
Let's go get back to your house. All
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right. Is she on her way home now? I
think she's already there.
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Wow, this is going to be a mother's day.
She ain't going to fucking forget it.
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It's gonna be a surprise, right?
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She's gonna love it.
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We're gonna love it.
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Nikki!
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Hey, happy Mother's Day, Mom!
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Oh, baby!
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Oh, I can't believe you remembered!
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I mean, it's Mother's Day, how could I
forget? Well, it's the first one without
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your dad, you know? I know, I know.
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I really didn't expect anyone to come
see me still.
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Oh, please.
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How could you think that?
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I know, but no flowers?
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Every year since I've known you, you
brought me flowers.
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I didn't forget your flowers.
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No? No, I didn't. Oh. But tell me, are
you ready for your Mother's Day
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A surprise?
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Of course. You know I love surprises.
Come on in.
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Happy Mother's Day.
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Well, it's Mother's Day, you know, and
you're great. You've been a great
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to him.
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Aw, Mickey.
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Can I make you guys something? Can I get
you something? Yeah, I would love
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something. All right, come on in.
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Aw, so amazing.
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Oh, you redecorated it a little.
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I'm just getting settled, you know.
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You're so beautiful, boy. Thank you so
much. Oh, well, you know.
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The least I can do.
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They need some water, right?
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Yeah. We need some water for them.
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Oh, so what did you wind up to today?
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Oh, you know, just a few things, you
know.
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Ran a couple of errands. Did you guys
hit the gym yet?
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Not yet, but I'm pretty confident we're
going to get a workout in at some point
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today. Hmm, that sounds interesting.
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Rick, how about you? Anything new?
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Oh, nothing really new. Just wanted to
come and join.
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They're here to show you some
appreciation, you know? Yeah, some
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Some appreciation.
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You know, I was so worried that this
mother's death was going to be lonely.
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I was going to be all by myself.
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But, you know, it's a shame enough to be
quite the nice day, you know?
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They bring to my room.
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You know, I'm not used to this much
whiteness in my house.
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It brings some color and cheer.
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Absolutely. I'm so happy.
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You guys are so sweet. I appreciate you
so much.
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Oh, well, you know.
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But,
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you know, why don't we go take a seat
and I can tell you about
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the next surprise.
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The next surprise?
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And that's why we discussed
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You being here is just all it gets at
me. Or we'll just pump your brakes.
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With all respect.
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It's just... Definitely.
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I mean, be that as it may, you know, I
care very deeply about you. It's
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just, you know, with Dad gone, you know,
I'm supposed to be taking on some of
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his responsibilities.
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You don't have to. No, really. It's
okay. I'm a grown girl. It's okay.
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Mom.
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Nikki, what are you doing?
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I'm your stepmom. I know, I know. And
you know what? I know you've been
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I have been lonely, but you're my
stepson.
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I got this.
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I want to help you. What do you have? I
want to help you with this. What?
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It's Mother's Day.
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No, it's Mother's Day. You deserve it.
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What do I deserve? I'm so confused.
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What do I deserve?
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To be relieved. This is what you
deserve.
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Oh.
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Well.
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I'm not sure how do you feel about this?
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I mean, anything for my best friend.
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Well, you're his best friend, but, like,
I've known you your whole life.
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Your adult life. And I thought that
maybe, you know, there was, like, this
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time where we kind of rubbed and...
Yeah.
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I mean, you're so cute.
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I don't know. Like, what does this
even... This is what this means.
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Just relax.
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Let us take care of you like you...
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Taking care of us. Well, a little more,
but yeah.
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I don't, I don't, I don't know.
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Hey, I love you, Mom.
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I love, you know I love you. So let me
take care of you.
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I don't know.
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I guess.
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Oh, my boys are ready, huh?
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Oh, Nikki.
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Really?
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Me?
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What do you think?
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I'm surprised.
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Happy Mother's Day, Mom.
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um um
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Oh, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes.
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Keep it moving.
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I have a little one more in my pants.
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Because you didn't expect this from
Mother's Day, did you?
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This should be the new Mother's Day
tradition, not fucking flowers.
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I'm down.
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Mr. Mom, you're doing a great job, but
it's not about us.
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It's Mother's Day.
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It's about you.
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So let us take care of you.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes. Very good.
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Happy birthday, Mom.
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a little
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I can't believe it.
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Oh, fuck your mommy.
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Maybe I can take it.
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Fuck me.
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Everyone's going to make me cum already.
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I don't blame you.
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Oh, look at that body.
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No wonder my dad was so enamored with
that girl.
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Yes. Yes.
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A lot harder with her on top, huh?
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your fucking mother's dating me fuck see
that's how she almost got me
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Bite that face.
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Bite that face, baby.
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Oh, bite that face. That's a beautiful
cock.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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my gosh.
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Fucking mouth. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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fucking day.
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You made my whole fucking year.
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Oh, I've been wanting to fuck you for so
long, Brick.
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Oh, my God.
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Yes,
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nigga. I don't give a fuck.
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Oh,
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how's
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that feel, baby?
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I want both of you.
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I want to taste both of you.
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Fuck. Are my boys going to come for me?
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Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah.
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Come all over my fucking face.
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Best Mother's Day ever.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, my God.
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So, I think we have our new Mother's Day
tradition, yeah.
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I'm up for it. I don't even like my mom.
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Happy Mother's Day to me.
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Happy Mother's Day, Mother's Day. Thank
you.
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