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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Dinosaur Hotel!

to tell you how tough this season has been.

Two contestants, 20 hours of unrelenting entertainment and no -holds

-barred barrage of violence.

But there can only be one winner. Who will it be?

This is your chance to be part of the show. Pick your favourite, place your

and do it now.

Three million on Lily.

On the floor.

You don't deserve to win.

You've been playing dirty from the start.

That's the whole point.

I didn't know that when I signed up for this.

Well, don't worry.

It'll be over soon.

Just do it.

Looks like I don't have to.

Get him on the phone.

Now!

Take my picture, yeah.

Yeah, this is the winner right here!

Yes!

Yes! I want to thank Nelson Mandela.

Big shout out to Desmond Tutu, big fan of his work as well.

And yes, hopefully...

This will increase tourism in South Africa because we've really been

since the drought.

Gertie's the one. That's the one right here.

Gertie saved my arse today.

If it wasn't for you, I'd be dead right now.

And, yeah.

Yeah. Hope.

Yeah. Good.

There you have it.

The winner of Dinosaur Hotel 2032 is Cindy

Armageddon Hannigan!

Yay!

So, we're going to have an exclusive interview as soon as she is washed up,

stitched up and dressed up. Right here, now. So don't go too far away from your

screen. I'm Eddie Leary and this...

in Dinosaur Hotel.

And we're out.

What?

Put her on.

Hello Morgana.

Well, that's just the way it played out. You can't blame that on me.

No, but... Look, I'm...

Yeah,

well, I can't do anything about it now.

She's dead.

I don't control who lives and die.

I'm not God.

Yes, I understand, but I did everything I could from here.

I'm not in control of those fucking animals.

I did everything I could from here.

Morgana?

Morgana?

Dinosaur! Home helper, leaving my email.

Email one, received today at 9am.

Subject, dinosaur hotel reunion.

Can't please.

Dear recipient, we are delighted to inform you that we will be hosting a

for all previous contest winners at Dinosaur Hotel Sheffield.

You have been selected to compete as part of this prestigious event that will

televised all over the world in the first live broadcast of the show.

As a previous contestant and the notoriety your presence will invite, we

offered the total winnings for this season at $10 million.

Ten million dollars?

Maddie.

Meet the show's producers and the show's presenter, Eddie Lowry.

Home help, I've stopped reading.

How much did you hear?

That ten million dollars.

Yes, I know what it said.

Are you going to do it? No.

Why not?

Because we don't need the money.

You won the last one. You have a chance to win this one.

I'll trick the third time.

And I'm not going to make the same mistake again, okay?

Have you forgotten that we almost nearly died there?

I haven't forgotten.

As long as you work for us, I want that smile to be a permanent feature on your

face.

Anything less and we're going to have serious words.

These aren't serious words.

Don't test me, Eddie. I made you so I can break you. And when I break

there's nothing left to put back together.

I'll take the show with me.

The show isn't yours anymore.

We own the dinosaurs outright.

Since when? As of this morning.

We're going in a different direction with the next season.

Something more grandiose.

The ratings have dipped in the last two seasons.

At the risk of becoming stagnant, we want to pull it back.

Be the best show on the format.

The ink isn't dry and you're ousting me from my show.

We're not ousting you.

You're welcome. to stay as long as you behave yourself.

Bullshit.

Business.

Business shit, then.

It's entertainment.

We need to give the people what they want and the regular format is not

anymore.

I can write up a brief for next season.

We have ideas.

You have until seven tonight. Be at the interview with Cindy. If you're not

sitting in that chair at 6 .50, we'll be seeing you out and... Make

arrangements.

I'll be there.

All right, darling.

Bedtime. You got asked to go to the dinosaur hotel again.

He shouldn't know.

Well, there's nothing to know, because I'm not doing it.

Why?

Well, because if I don't come back, who's going to look after you two?

But you will come back.

I was lucky the first time.

We were lucky.

Give me a kiss.

So, no more talk about the dance floor hotel. No more discussions.

I've made up my mind.

Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Get them to leave.

From previous seasons, you might remember Nasty Nick. It wasn't just the

dinosaurs you had to fear, you had to fear him too. Because he was out there

killing all the other contestants.

Were you fearful of any of the other contestants when you were playing?

No, they were weak -ass bitches.

I can't.

What made you want to enter the hotel?

Money.

Don't I know it.

So, what are you going to do now?

I guess I'm going to join the next season, aren't I?

What next season?

You know, the next season you'll...

Your producer chick just told me about it.

What? Which producer?

You know, the chick who was putting the stuff on my face.

What? You know, like, they're going to bring back all the previous winners of

the previous seasons, and we're going to, like, battle it out, and then, you

know, whoever wins more money. Yeah.

What? Yeah.

You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen.

Dinosaur Hotel is going to be back bigger, better, and more intense.

And fantastic.

And $10 million.

And $10 million?

Yes.

What? And $10 million? The prize is $10 million.

You sneaky sack of shit.

Get him on the phone.

Now. The prize is going to be ten million dollars.

What are you two still doing?

Peter.

Maddy!

Home helper, call Maddy.

Calling Maddy?

You should have responded to the email.

Who is this?

That's not important.

We have your children.

How dare you?

Where are they?

Please, don't interrupt.

We have Maddy and Peter.

They're safe.

What are you talking about?

It was an invitation. I declined.

This is

wrong.

You can't let me do this. You tricked me the first time. You cannot force me to

do this.

You will be competing or your children will be pented on your behalf.

You can't do this.

It's already done.

There will be a taxi waiting for you outside by dawn the next hour.

If you decide not to get in, we will take that as a confirmation.

Can you imagine how silence will result in the consequences for you, Manny, and

Peter? You are inhumane.

Vienna, welcome to the Dinosaur Hotel.

Please make your way to roommate and make yourself at home.

You've seen them before, you know them, and you love them.

Let's meet them again.

Your season was a sight to behold. From the word go, you had the upper hand on

all the other contestants.

I know how the game is played.

I knew that going in.

And I knew I had to find everyone else's weakness in order to win.

And when you did, has your experience been thin?

Non -stop.

I'd been itching to get back in there.

So when the email went out, I accepted without even reading it.

And are we going to see the same tactic?

You'll just have to wait and see.

Disgusting.

You're a dark horse, aren't you?

In your season, you had the highest odds of all of the competitors, and yet you

still won.

What made you come back this season?

I had no choice.

And what do you mean by that?

Losing money.

Vienna, please come outside.

You have half an hour to... click anything you need for the game.

Welcome to the Dinosaur Hotel reunion.

This season is going to be the biggest one yet.

You are all being viewed by millions around the world in the first Dinosaur

Hotel Live.

You're all going down.

We have all the previous winners with us today.

Cindy, Armageddon Panaghan.

Eddie, the Snake Thunderland.

And our first Dinosaur Hotel winner...

to Yena Sunrise Woods.

See you in half an hour. This is Eddie Larry and you're watching Dinosaur

Hotels.

What are you guys talking about?

Nothing. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you two were conspiring.

That's your department, Jeremy.

Oh.

Big words coming from someone who barely scraped through the first show.

And got preferential treatment because of your kids, no less.

Where are the wee bairns, anyway?

They want to.

You don't want to finish that scent.

I had a nerve.

Shut up.

You don't know what you're talking about.

The little one talks.

You're right.

I don't think I've seen any interviews of you since you won Dinosaur Hotel that

year.

I didn't want this.

Then why did you sign up?

I didn't.

Bullshit.

Why else would you be on the show?

Leave her alone.

And you?

You won the first one by default.

Fuck's sake.

Go for Eddie.

You had better keep me in the loop this time.

Hello, Morgana.

Don't hello me, Eddie.

I can hear the condescending tone when you put on that TV voice.

Look, it's not my show anymore.

I'm not in control.

I don't care.

You promised me insider information when this started.

Or else.

I'll have your balls in a vice.

I will keep you in the loop.

As much as I can.

No. You'll do everything possible. You're not going to screw me over again

you did the last one.

You said Lily was a sure thing.

And she was.

It's just Cindy got the upper hand.

You can't blame me for that.

Don't push my buttons.

Just keep to your end of the bargain.

I've got to go. The show's about to start.

I want updates every hour.

All right

Welcome to Dinosaur Hotel Reunion.

All your favourites are here, battling it out for that ten million dollar

prize. If you've never watched Dinosaur Hotel,

shame on you.

The rules are simple.

There are no rules.

The players have to outlive each other.

until one remains standing triumphant.

Weapons are spread across the property, but there's no guarantee what they'll

find. And of course, they have to outlive and outwit the

dinosaurs.

The producers have bought this vast track of land in Colorado to

increase the excitement and raise the stakes.

An obstacle course has been designed specifically to confound them and

make it harder in truth.

Your excitement, dear viewers.

There are going to be strategic cameras and roaming cameras so you

don't miss a thing.

So, without further ado, welcome.

To Dinosaur Hotel Reunion.

Oi, can you hear me?

Something's coming in from camera 12.

Let's get out of here.

Oh, one down.

I hope you didn't have any money on Cindy.

Fuck,

that was intense.

Never happens that sudden.

Fucking raptors.

They nearly got me the season I won.

But they didn't show up this early.

This is new.

They want more bang for their buck.

Oh, jeez, they could have at least warned us before they threw us right in

In Russia, we have to beware bears.

So I'm used to all these being repaired.

Good for you.

I just need to find a gun.

Where do you think they've hidden them this year?

Fuck knows.

This is all new.

Okay. We need a plan.

I can't stay here.

Why not?

This is a competition.

Right. This is what we do.

Dee, you go up to the top.

Keep a lookout.

And what are you going to do?

We are going to create a distraction for the raptors so we can make a clear path

out of here.

And what do you want me to do?

Go upstairs.

Keep a lookout.

If you see any raptors, just shout.

Just shout.

Just shout.

Fine. Have you seen any bears?

You're a bony lass, aren't you, Dee?

Be a shame if something happens here.

Pretty fair.

Thought you'd go out with a band into your sea, Dynamite.

Well, today, you're going out with a whimper.

This is the python who goes in and out, in and out,

in and out.

And this is the boar who squeezes the life out of you.

Ever dreamed you could fly?

When I was five years old, I killed bears.

What have you done?

Who? Me?

I haven't done anything.

Come on, where are you going?

And you?

Are you going to run too?

Don't you have a journey?

I don't know, no.

Did you see a theater?

I thought that I lied when I got here.

The concert was just short in Germany.

Is it?

with his nickname.

He did some really hideous things.

His show just gets worse and worse.

Why people are just here to kill without repercussions.

At first we only had to be scared of dinosaurs.

Now we have to be scared of each other.

It was bad on my season two.

Everyone just wanted to kill.

Sam, tell me.

What did you mean when you said they took your mother?

I didn't want this.

They took my mother.

So I had to.

They did the same to me.

Do you

think

they're logical?

They probably are.

Cut that from the record.

Oh, Blake.

I should have known he'd do something like that.

I was too concerned about the

dinosaurs. Wasn't thinking straight.

You know, Jeremy was the worst.

I think he killed more contestants than the dinosaurs did.

This is worse than I thought.

I forgot about him when I signed up.

But ten million dollars is a lot of money.

I don't think I want to do this anymore.

I don't want to go against him.

Me too.

But I don't think we can get out.

The last contestants that tried to get out and was shot at the gate.

I remember that.

We have to fight back.

I don't want that little snake winning.

Will you help me?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't want him to win either.

Okay. Good.

Well, we have to think of something.

Some way, lure him out so that the dinosaurs can get him.

How?

I don't know.

Maybe we capture one of them.

That was a bad idea.

I don't know, but we have to think of something.

Come on.

There we have it.

Lexi and Thasher are going to get revenge on Jeremy for what he did to

The death toll stands at two at the moment.

But don't fear.

There's still enough time for your favourites to drag it back in their

If you go to the website, you can see updated odds on all the remaining

contestants.

Oh, there seems to be something happening.

Yes! There's an attack going on right now!

We need to get out.

Oh my god.

What?

Is anybody tame, folks? The death toll now stands at three.

I repeat, three. That means there are five to go. Who is going to walk away

that grand prize?

Will it be Maya, Jeremy, Laura, Sienna or Lexi?

One thing's for certain, those dinos are hungry.

Did you miss that?

Christ.

What are you people doing up there?

You should be on top of it.

I'll look for backup, but don't hold your breath. Security in tight.

Yeah.

It's fine.

It's dark.

Dinosaurs cannot see in the dark.

But they can still smell in here.

We need weapons.

We are not going to make it without weapons.

Just stay low.

That was a raptor. Come on.

Now this is the perfect place for hiding something.

There must be something.

I want to find a gun.

That's not good.

We need to find something to protect our children.

I don't know what to call it.

We have to.

If we're going to survive, then I don't need to.

Hello?

Is there anyone there?

Who's that?

Lara. Are you alone?

Yeah, I think Jeremy got eaten.

Where are you?

I'm in a concrete building.

I found a car.

I just need to find the keys and then maybe we can get out of here. You can't

that. That's not how the game is played.

Listen, I don't want to do this anymore.

Please.

You have to help me find the keys.

That's a needle in a haystack situation.

There's no... Just look!

They have to be somewhere, somewhere obvious.

Have you considered to be a ploy?

What? A ploy?

A red herring?

A fake -out?

12 hours in, and four contestants down.

We've had our up, and we've had our down. It's nail -biting stuff.

We've had a pterodactyl kill, a raptor kill, and a

T -Rex kill, and acne.

You will be next.

Place your bets.

Eddie, you pimp!

What? No, no, no. What?

You can't say things like that to me.

There's got to be weapons in this place somewhere.

We're not splitting up.

No, you'll be fine. You go check.

I thank God.

I keep talking to you.

If we split, it'll be bad.

No.

You'll be fine. We need to cover more ground. Go.

Can you still hear me?

Yeah.

Am I still looking like that?

Maya? Maya?

I was wondering when I'll bump into you.

Did you take my love?

Why would I take Maya?

You and Jeremy, we were working together.

I ditched him ages ago.

He got eaten by a raptor.

Then where is Maya?

How should I know?

Listen.

If we team up, we can split the winnings. I'm not splitting anything

anyone.

That prize is mine.

If you could just listen to reason.

We can end all this and no one else has to die.

What did make a great show? What is it?

If we give up now, it's not about the audience.

It's about human rights.

What the hell have you been smoking?

We are on a television show with a prize at the end.

You signed up for this?

No, I didn't.

What if you and I team up and we will eliminate everyone else?

I wouldn't do that.

You would make a great team.

F4.

We will wreck this.

You're the reason why the show has gone the way it has. You need to lighten up.

This is the way the world is now.

Dog eats dog.

get you you won five seasons

ago I don't understand why you're so

innocuous this this

is a fight to the death show survivalists

warriors

Soldiers. And that's not you, is it?

And then it hit me.

You know someone on the inside.

Which means it's Rick.

And I bet everyone else out there would like to know who too.

You're a dog.

Cheater. I'm not the one cheating.

Who do you know?

No one.

I've one fairly.

Believe what you want.

I won fairly.

This game isn't favorite.

I need you to be fixed it for so more people don't watch.

People are already watching.

I'm just giving them more of what they want to see.

This show is shit.

A joke.

That's where you're wrong.

This is the world now, and you're not strong enough

to be a part of it.

No matter.

Let's hope your friend can see him, and you can die together.

Hi, Mr. Larry.

Hey. You all right?

Yeah, just working.

Yeah, good, good.

Yeah.

Something I can help you with?

Well, yeah, as a matter of fact.

I thought I might be one of the, you know, one of the deaths.

Thought it might be quite cool to show at one of my parties, you know.

Which one?

Oh, I don't know.

I'll sit down here and flick through and try and find my favourite.

Okay, I can scrub through them if you want. No, no, no, no, no. Just tell me

which one you want to keep.

No, no, no, it's all right. I don't want to take you away from your job.

You can just show me where they're kept.

Sure.

It's easy.

I'll sit you up.

Yeah.

Looks like you are trapped.

You don't have to do this.

I do, Sienna, dear.

It's you or me.

And from where I'm standing, seems like it's going to be you.

Look.

You've just listened to what I have to say.

We can make all of this stop.

We can make this end.

Sounds like a friend of yours is in on the action too.

What are you waiting for?

Oh.

Go Freddy!

Yeah, yeah, sorry, I'm a bit tied up at the moment.

Oh.

Just do replay through all angles and then throw in a bit of slow -mo at the

end.

Yeah, I'll be there in ten.

Yeah.

Always in demand.

You've got to be joking. You've got to be joking.

You know what she told me? What? That's fucking cheeky. She fucking tells me

that if I don't do this next season, I'm

not going to get my money for this season.

Fucking blackmail, man.

What? What the fuck?

Who told you that? This is bullshit.

Who told you that? That's cheeky. Oh, man.

I'm fucking pissed off, Eddie.

I'm fucking pissed off. I want my money. Calm down, sweetheart.

Go home, wash yourself down, and we'll deal with it. I'll deal with you later.

Where the fuck is my money?

I want... Listen here.

Listen here, Treacle, calm down. Okay, don't call me Treacle. Have you not seen

me murdering ten women with my bare fucking hands? Somebody take her away!

This is doing my head in! If I don't get my money, I will fucking kill your PA!

Oh, for goodness sake!

For goodness sake, okay? Go back to your room, Treacle, and we'll deal with you

later.

You piece of shit. This is TV.

You witless bitch.

You stupid piece of shit.

This is TV, you know. You've got to do something.

You've got to say something.

Help me.

I don't want to talk.

This isn't a good show.

Just cut it!

Did you find the one you wanted?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which one did you choose?

None of your business.

Get back to your job.

Sorry.

Just curious.

I'm a bit frazzled. You know, I've been up for over 24 hours and there's still

hours to go.

No worries.

No hard feelings, eh?

You're doing a great job, by the way.

He was here.

You still with us?

Don't worry.

Won't be long now.

You're not talking to me.

Come on!

Why are you being so secretive?

Go for Eddie.

You said he'd keep me in the loop every hour.

Oh, yeah.

Who's the forerunner?

Well, the main odds are on Jeremy.

Yes, he does seem the most likely.

What about Sienna?

She's got the public vote.

Oh, she's looking strong. She's good. But Jeremy's the one out in front.

Sorry, I've got to go. I've got to go.

Wait, we're talking.

Jackass. Go for Eddie.

What?

Nothing.

Oh, I was in the job.

Oh.

Yeah, no, just...

Just collecting some tidbits from my collection.

Yeah, of course.

What else would I be doing?

Why not?

Lots of money.

You get to see the world.

What's not to like?

People like him.

These ladies are hot.

You know what I mean.

Well, so, two contestants left.

And they seem to be working together.

So, it's time we unleash...

Actually...

Got something to say.

I've been working on this show for four years now.

Four years.

And in that time, there have been some changes.

Changes for the worse.

I created this show. I created it with these bloodstained hands.

And I'm tired of being a puppet for you.

Put him on.

And you!

I had a feeling this would happen.

So, I've got something to say.

And...

Just

fuck off, Morgana! Just leave!

I will not fight.

I will win this time.

Do your shoots again.

You don't need to see this.

I won't go without you.

You want to end this?

Go ahead.

But it won't taste good to you.

I'll fill my face with poison.

And you'll regret every single...

What? Why?

Mind if I tag along?

Yes, of course.

Bye.