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Our masters have returned home.

Welcome home, master!

Welcome. This way.

Excuse me, that maid's got the worst attitude.

Miss Ayase! Be more courteous, and speak clearly!

Okay.

Welcome, you bastard.

Miss Ayase! How dare you!

That should be, "Welcome home"!

I'm sorry! It slipped out.

- What should we order? - This looks tasty.

- Sounds good. - Right?

May we take your order?

Pure apple juice!

Let's see, then I'll have the tea.

Okarun, you didn't want to drink anything, right?

Huh? Of course I'd like a drink!

I mean, Miss Ayase is making an effort to…

You said earlier that you didn't need any!

May it get tastier…

- Louder, please! - May it get tastier…

- May it get tastier… - It's not getting any tastier, damn you!

Pour some more affection into it, will ya? That's right, that's more like it!

You can do it when you put your mind to it.

Next time, yell from your gut!

I'll murder-- your advice is appreciated.

Then, to make it even tastier, create a heart in front of your chest.

What?

All together now!

Here we go.

Ready…

Moe Moe Tri-Beam!

MOE MOE TRI-BEAM

You guys are gonna regret this, damn it.

You're doing a great job.

I took an adorable pic of you, Momo!

You said it was a restaurant!

Maids are great, too. You look so cute!

You're just here to make fun of me.

Go home!

All right, see ya. Great job. Keep at it!

The path to renovation!

Shoo!

- Let's go, Okarun! - Wait, hold on just a second!

What's up?

I'll stay here.

Take your time!

I'm sorry to barge in at your work.

Like, really! Don't come here again!

Man, I'm cold.

Miss Ayase, how late are you working?

Huh? Ten o'clock.

Then I'll stay here until your shift is over.

You should go home. It's cold, and you might get sick.

It's dangerous for a girl to go home alone at night.

Oh no, but I'm tough, so I'll be all right.

I see.

Well, then…

Take care.

Great job.

I'm sorry to have caused all sorts of trouble.

Momo, you were great!

Really?

I'd like you to come back again!

Okay! Good night!

Take care!

Guess I'll go home.

Great job today!

Are you done with your shift?

Huh? What? I thought you went home!

I can't let a lady be all by herself this late at night!

Let's hurry on home.

Boy, it's cold.

Since it's cold…

Take that!

Incredible!

He's not budging at all.

Tee-hee.

Impressive. You learn real quick.

- Manjiro, get some hot water ready. - Okay.

Jiji, stay put. I'm going to try some soy sauce.

- Oh, no! - Master! Isn't it a bit too soon for that?

Jiji, visualize it.

As if steam is coming out from every pore in your body.

It'll be okay. Believe in yourself.

All right. Here goes.

That was close!

Amazing!

- Is this actually possible? - So wicked.

- Prodigies are pretty amazing folks. - This takes away so much of my stamina.

Don't let your guard down.

You might be able to handle room-temperature liquids,

but you still can't handle cold stuff yet.

But it's good to find out that we can hold it back.

Now, we might be able to get you back to a regular life.

I'm home!

Huh? You're late! What time do you think it is?

I was at a part-time job.

Part-time job? I didn't hear about this!

Does it matter?

So cold.

I'll take this hot water.

- What were you doing out this late… - Momo, listen up…

Evil Eye, stop it! Let me fight you!

Stop it! Evil Eye!

I'll take this hot water.

That was close. I'm glad I had some in my mouth.

Momo! I'm sorry! I didn't…

It's fine, it's okay.

Miss Ayase, are you all right? Can you breathe?

I'm fine. I just got a bit scared.

More like, did you see my super fine play there?

Please, Miss Ayase.

But seriously, my clothes are all tattered up.

It's not your fault.

- It's okay. - You'll catch a cold.

You should put some clothes on.

Oh, if you're okay with my stuff…

Thanks, Okarun!

I'm sorry.

For what?

About earlier…

Not much you can do, right? These things happen.

I'm sorry. I'll be more careful.

Shush already, just go to sleep. You're being all mopey.

I wanna live in a village like this Because, because

The waves crash a-splashin' Atop the sounds you're a-surfin'

The waves crash a-splashin'

Mr. Peeny!

Someone claiming to be your friend is here!

A friend has come to visit me. That makes me happy, deez!

Oh my, Mr. Okarun.

What? Mr. Mantis?

What's with that look?

I've always looked like deez when I am on Earth.

Wow, amazing!

It really is true that aliens normally blend into society by looking like humans!

By the way, about how many aliens are here on Earth?

I don't know, deez.

Mr. Okarun, you need something from me, deez?

Huh? Oh, right, sorry!

Actually, there's something I'd like to ask of you, Mr. Mantis.

Please make me your apprentice!

Please teach me how to throw a punch.

I beg of you!

No way, deez.

Why is that?

Violence is bad, deez.

More importantly,

can you help me carry these sacks over there, deez?

There's no time to rest, deez.

Um, after I help with this, can you make me your apprentice?

No way, deez.

Why?

I'm not going to give up.

I will learn how to throw a punch tomorrow!

I'm home!

You're late, Four-Eyes! Do you have a part-time job, too?

Well, yes.

Hurry up and eat your meal!

I can't do the dishes until you do.

We've really reached the limit.

We survived this time thanks to Miss Momo's quick thinking,

but I doubt the same trick will work twice.

And living together with an evil spirit is absurd to begin with.

Let's call for the hayashi performers.

If you won't do the ritual prayer, then I will do it.

All right? I'll go contact them.

Hey, Manjiro.

It's so rough.

As an adult, you want to burden yourself with all the kids' troubles,

so you can tell them to do whatever they like.

It's the responsibility of an adult to show them reality as well.

I do like Mr. Jiji's spirit, too.

But what's impossible is impossible.

It's just so sad.

Gotta make it snappy.

What kinda dance is that?

I'm not dancing.

What a klutz.

Leave me alone!

Hey, why are you practicing how to punch?

Because I want to become stronger, of course!

What are you gonna do by getting stronger?

Is there someone you wanna kill or something?

I've been pissed off for a while now.

I want to take Evil Eye and send him completely flying.

Do you wanna be able to throw punches? Or do you wanna become strong?

Well, I want to be able to throw a punch so I can become stronger.

No, you got it wrong.

Even if you could throw a punch, you wouldn't be stronger.

Evil Eye is several levels above you in both power and technique.

He's got considerable speed, too.

After all, he can keep up with my abilities.

What? Then what are you telling me to do?

Just whose power do you think you're borrowing, moron?

Let me ask you one more time.

Do you wanna be able to throw punches,

or do you wanna become stronger?

I want to become stronger.

You turd nugget.

Follow me.

You're using my power, but you're so weak. I don't like it.

I have no choice, so I'll train you.

Keep up with me like your life depends on it.

You wanted me to follow you here?

Don't be modest. Just head in.

This is bad! If I get caught, they'll scold me!

When you're getting a scolding, just think of ramen or something.

I'm saying that I don't want to get scolded!

Takakura, what are you doing?

Miss Shiratori? You followed us here?

What a turd of a roadblock. Leave her alone.

Please keep this a secret!

Tell me what you're going to do!

It's dangerous for you to come here!

I won't leave until you tell me!

Hurry up and go back, you half-wit.

What's with this damn dumpling?

Next time you trash talk me,

I'll take that pukey furball face of yours and crush it!

Bring it on, idiot! You're dead meat!

Okay! Both of you, be quiet!

If that's the case, you should say so!

I want to become stronger, too!

Okay.

And those filthy words earlier were said by Acro-Silky, okay?

Those were definitely not my words!

Is that so?

It is so! I could never come up with words like that!

Moron.

Pukey, furball face sliced pork moron.

Sounds like ya wanna say goodbye, huh?

What's with this damn dumpling? I'll crush you!

These guys are hopeless!

Takakura, I'm scared.

I-It's all right! We have the powers of yokai monsters as well.

Whack!

It's me, idiot.

Do you want to be murdered, pukey furball?

Takakura, I'm sorry! Are you okay?

I'm totally fine. Are you okay, Miss Shiratori?

Oh, I'm such an idiot!

Jump in sync with these notes.

Why?

Come on. You've got no time, so hurry up and do it.

There's an idiot jumping.

Hey! What exactly are you after here?

That's your combat rhythm.

Rhythm?

And then, this is Evil Eye's rhythm.

You get it?

This is yours.

This is Evil Eye's.

If I compare it to those jumps earlier,

in the time it takes you to jump once and land,

Evil Eye will have taken four full actions.

What? He's faster than you, Turbo Granny? That's why I couldn't shake him off--

That's not it! I'm ten billion times faster!

I’m just talking about technique!

Your rhythm is too monotonous.

Basically, it's about how many notes you can cram into one beat.

What becomes important is the amount of times you can switch actions in combat.

Even that skank can do a four-switch in one beat.

Evil Eye is also a four-switch.

Adding the cursed house's attack would make him a ten-switch.

You are a two-switch.

That wasn't me.

So noisy! Is that an orchestra?

- Where is this sound coming from? - They're here.

Here? Who is? The noise is so loud I can't hear…

I hear filthy notes.

Who is making such noise?

Who is it?

I'll never do it.

- No, do it. - No way.

Come on, do you want to get fired?

- Damn it. - Yeah!

Next episode, "You Can Do It, Okarun!" And then…

- Damn it. - Do it.

Moe Moe Tri-Beam!

- Miss Ayase. - Damn it!