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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,639 --> 00:00:35,920 Simeon! Simeon! Five seconds, Sam. 2 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:37,540 Come on, one more word and we win! 3 00:00:37,780 --> 00:00:39,800 Sim... Sim... Simpownoo! 4 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:41,920 Simpownoo? 5 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:44,460 Nice try, Sam. 6 00:00:45,300 --> 00:00:48,300 Dad, you know how I feel about trash talk. 7 00:00:52,380 --> 00:00:53,380 Sorry, Sam. 8 00:00:53,900 --> 00:00:55,200 I'm such a simpleton. 9 00:00:55,900 --> 00:00:56,900 Well, 10 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:00,980 Judy, we win again. 11 00:01:06,060 --> 00:01:07,060 How about a rematch on Sunday? 12 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:11,300 Oh, we can't. We're having a party for Grammy Nana's 80th birthday, remember? 13 00:01:11,700 --> 00:01:12,619 Oh, right. 14 00:01:12,620 --> 00:01:16,040 Actually, I have something very special planned. I think everybody's going to be 15 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:17,040 very surprised. 16 00:01:17,060 --> 00:01:18,360 It isn't a shawl, is it? 17 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:21,700 No, it's way better than that. 18 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,800 Because we got her a shawl. 19 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:30,160 No, he special ordered her something really unique. 20 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:32,280 Yeah, not better. Unique. 21 00:01:33,430 --> 00:01:36,490 So what other unique things would you like me to bring? Soda? 22 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:39,430 Chips? Exotic dancer dressed like a cop? 23 00:01:43,330 --> 00:01:44,950 How about your family? 24 00:01:45,770 --> 00:01:46,770 My family? 25 00:01:48,010 --> 00:01:51,370 We ask every week, and there's always some reason they can't. 26 00:01:51,590 --> 00:01:53,530 We're starting to think you're ashamed of us. 27 00:01:54,070 --> 00:01:55,070 Ashamed of you? 28 00:01:55,390 --> 00:01:57,330 No, no, no, no, God, no. 29 00:01:57,890 --> 00:02:01,210 It's just that my family is best observed from a distance. 30 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:04,240 Like gorillas. 31 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,220 Oh, they can't be that bad. 32 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:08,840 Yeah, come on, Sam, please. 33 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:12,460 Grammy would be so thrilled to have some guests at her party. All of her friends 34 00:02:12,460 --> 00:02:13,460 are dead. 35 00:02:14,740 --> 00:02:15,740 I don't know. 36 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:16,920 Come on. For me. 37 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:18,519 All right. 38 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:19,520 I'll ask him. 39 00:02:19,980 --> 00:02:22,600 Hey, maybe my dad will make up a plate of his famous Sim Pao Nu. 40 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:26,180 Still not a word, Sam. 41 00:02:31,790 --> 00:02:34,630 I can't believe that they're eating that whole cow's anus. 42 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,070 Big deal. I can eat, like, ten of them. 43 00:02:40,990 --> 00:02:43,610 You won't eat my French toast, but you'll eat a cow's anus. 44 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:46,490 Oh, he's gonna puke. 45 00:02:47,350 --> 00:02:51,250 Do you like football? 46 00:02:51,850 --> 00:02:52,850 Yeah. 47 00:02:53,370 --> 00:02:54,570 Do you like bikinis? 48 00:02:55,390 --> 00:02:56,390 Yeah. 49 00:02:57,430 --> 00:02:58,890 Do you have $39 .95? 50 00:03:05,710 --> 00:03:08,570 Bowl II live this Sunday during Super Bowl halftime. 51 00:03:09,090 --> 00:03:12,230 Order now and get complete post -game shower coverage. 52 00:03:15,050 --> 00:03:16,650 We have to have that. 53 00:03:18,190 --> 00:03:19,850 You heard her, Dad. Order now. 54 00:03:21,530 --> 00:03:24,530 If I spend 40 bucks on a woman, she better be making me breakfast. 55 00:03:26,690 --> 00:03:28,670 I think Dad's a sexist. 56 00:03:30,730 --> 00:03:32,810 He doesn't think women can play football. 57 00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:38,580 A half -naked woman can do anything a man can do. 58 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,280 Good news, guys. 59 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,780 You're all invited over to Angela's Sunday afternoon for Grammy Nana's 60 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:53,720 Sunday's the big game, you idiot. 61 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:55,500 Yeah. Bikini Bowl. 62 00:03:56,980 --> 00:04:00,740 We're not getting the Bikini Bowl. Look, I know it's a sacrifice, but if you 63 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:03,020 guys come over to Angela's, you could help cement the most important 64 00:04:03,020 --> 00:04:04,200 relationship of my life. 65 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:05,440 Pass. 66 00:04:07,790 --> 00:04:11,550 Sorry, Sam. Maybe next Sunday. Next Sunday, Pro Bowl. Oh, right. 67 00:04:11,970 --> 00:04:13,610 And then arena football starts. 68 00:04:13,950 --> 00:04:16,570 Yeah, you know, which leads right into donkey basketball season. 69 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:20,110 Sorry, Sam. We're booked. 70 00:04:47,530 --> 00:04:50,670 Hey, has a really important -looking package from the White House arrived for 71 00:04:50,670 --> 00:04:51,229 this week? 72 00:04:51,230 --> 00:04:52,230 It's in the trash. 73 00:04:54,230 --> 00:04:55,430 What's he doing in the trash? 74 00:04:55,790 --> 00:04:56,990 I used it to kill a spider. 75 00:04:58,950 --> 00:05:02,390 This is a birthday letter for Grammy Nana signed by the President of the 76 00:05:02,390 --> 00:05:04,410 States. How'd you get him to do that? 77 00:05:04,790 --> 00:05:07,610 See, you just write in and ask. They do it for all sorts of things. 78 00:05:07,990 --> 00:05:10,910 Birthdays, acts of heroism. What if you eat a calzanus? 79 00:05:13,270 --> 00:05:14,850 No. Have you asked? 80 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:20,160 Happy 80th birthday to Sam Savage? 81 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:21,820 What? 82 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:24,660 They screwed it up. 83 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:26,940 Her birthday's in two days. What am I going to do? 84 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:28,920 Just give her something else out of our trash. 85 00:05:33,020 --> 00:05:36,160 Or why don't you just get her a new one from your boyfriend that prayed for 10? 86 00:05:41,180 --> 00:05:42,240 Maybe I will. 87 00:05:44,580 --> 00:05:46,940 Oh, ask him if he's ever farted in the Oval Office. 88 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:53,440 Hello, you've reached the White House. Press 1 if a foreigner has moved into 89 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:54,440 your neighborhood. 90 00:05:56,340 --> 00:05:59,620 Press 2 if you want to hear Condoleezza Rice play the piano. 91 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:05,740 Press 3 if this regards a presidential birthday greeting. 92 00:06:10,540 --> 00:06:15,420 White House Public Affairs Department. 93 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:20,160 Hi, this is Sam Savage. I sent the president a letter last week. Do you 94 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:21,320 it? Of course. 95 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:27,420 The president very much appreciated your thoughts and will give them careful 96 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:28,420 consideration. 97 00:06:28,820 --> 00:06:32,840 Thanks for your call. No, wait, wait, wait. It was a birthday greeting for my 98 00:06:32,840 --> 00:06:35,980 girlfriend's Grammy Nana, but the president signed it to me instead. 99 00:06:36,660 --> 00:06:37,660 Oh, he did? 100 00:06:47,790 --> 00:06:48,790 overnight a new one. 101 00:06:49,230 --> 00:06:50,370 Wow, thanks. 102 00:06:51,110 --> 00:06:54,550 Tell him I said thanks. And if he's ever in Massachusetts? 103 00:06:54,950 --> 00:06:56,170 That's highly unlikely. 104 00:06:56,990 --> 00:07:02,670 Okay, we got everything we need for the game. 105 00:07:03,210 --> 00:07:05,250 Guaranteed pennants, big foam fingers. 106 00:07:05,610 --> 00:07:06,830 Anyone else want a pee jar? 107 00:07:09,310 --> 00:07:11,650 Fine. Walk all the way to the bathroom like a sucker. 108 00:07:12,890 --> 00:07:13,890 All right. 109 00:07:14,090 --> 00:07:14,989 Food's ready. 110 00:07:14,990 --> 00:07:16,870 How long till kickoff? Two minutes. 111 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:18,570 Two minutes. 112 00:07:19,510 --> 00:07:20,510 I'm gonna need a pee jar. 113 00:07:22,970 --> 00:07:24,550 All right, got the pee pee trays? 114 00:07:24,850 --> 00:07:26,290 No, no, not those. Use the good ones. 115 00:07:28,750 --> 00:07:29,750 It's the Patriot. 116 00:07:30,570 --> 00:07:31,570 I'll get them. 117 00:07:33,170 --> 00:07:35,830 Okay, this is the last chance for anybody who wants to go to the party. 118 00:07:38,870 --> 00:07:41,990 Fine. Has my new letter from the White House arrived yet? It's in the trash. 119 00:07:43,870 --> 00:07:46,550 What? He's just kidding. It's under the dog dish. 120 00:07:48,940 --> 00:07:53,740 can't believe you're skipping the super bowl to party with some old lady that 121 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:57,200 old lady happens to be very important to angela and therefore she's very 122 00:07:57,200 --> 00:08:03,580 important to me you're just trying to get angela to put out that's also very 123 00:08:03,580 --> 00:08:10,400 important to me but don't worry i'll cover for you guys again so they don't 124 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:13,180 out what a bunch of insensitive jerks my family is yeah thanks man 125 00:08:23,790 --> 00:08:26,650 Oh, for God's sakes, how could she fall asleep opening a present? 126 00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:34,929 I told you guys not to use so much tape. 127 00:08:36,990 --> 00:08:40,210 Well, I suggested gift bags, but your father knew better. 128 00:08:42,450 --> 00:08:45,390 Well, if we'd had the party at 10 a .m. like I suggested. 129 00:08:47,370 --> 00:08:50,510 But women never listen to us, do they, Sam? 130 00:08:52,460 --> 00:08:53,680 Don't get me started. 131 00:08:55,140 --> 00:08:57,200 Because I don't know what I'm talking about. 132 00:08:59,260 --> 00:09:01,160 He's up to 20! He's up to 10! 133 00:09:02,380 --> 00:09:03,380 Touchdown! 134 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:07,720 Well, 135 00:09:10,020 --> 00:09:11,020 that's halftime. 136 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:12,680 Time to order the Bikini Bowl. 137 00:09:12,940 --> 00:09:17,100 No. Come on, Dad. Right now the Cleveland Cleavage is lining up to play 138 00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:18,300 Boston Badonkadonks. 139 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:24,980 We're going to sit right here and suffer through the halftime show like the rest 140 00:09:24,980 --> 00:09:25,980 of America. 141 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:27,920 Dad, we're out of soda. 142 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,940 I told you guys to pace yourselves. 143 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:31,239 And beer. 144 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:32,240 Let's go, Jimmy. 145 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:42,160 You know, there's a way to steal pay -per -view. 146 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:45,080 Me and Kenny did it to watch Mike Tyson fight that bear. 147 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:50,540 How do you do it? You got to really work the bear's body. 148 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:54,700 He meant, how do you steal cable? 149 00:09:56,420 --> 00:09:57,420 No, I didn't. 150 00:10:00,340 --> 00:10:02,620 Wow. That's a lot of wires. 151 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:04,360 Which ones do we connect? 152 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:06,720 I don't know. Kenny did that part. 153 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:08,640 What did you do? 154 00:10:09,180 --> 00:10:12,360 I said, wow, that's a lot of wires. 155 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:17,140 I've always had good luck with red. 156 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:21,920 It's working! 157 00:10:22,350 --> 00:10:23,350 It's working! 158 00:10:26,130 --> 00:10:27,230 That was easy. 159 00:10:30,810 --> 00:10:31,810 Uh -oh. 160 00:10:32,130 --> 00:10:33,350 It's not working! 161 00:10:33,810 --> 00:10:34,950 Not working! 162 00:10:38,090 --> 00:10:39,230 How about now? 163 00:10:45,790 --> 00:10:47,470 Now all the channels are out. 164 00:10:48,130 --> 00:10:49,390 It needs whacking. 165 00:10:56,170 --> 00:10:57,170 I'm dumped. 166 00:10:59,410 --> 00:11:00,530 Dad's gonna kill us. 167 00:11:00,810 --> 00:11:01,810 What are we gonna do? 168 00:11:02,590 --> 00:11:03,590 Hey, boys. 169 00:11:04,450 --> 00:11:05,490 Second half start yet? 170 00:11:06,150 --> 00:11:07,730 Oh, didn't you hear? 171 00:11:08,290 --> 00:11:09,350 Eagle's forfeited. 172 00:11:11,050 --> 00:11:12,150 Well, good night. 173 00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:14,330 What are you talking about? 174 00:11:15,290 --> 00:11:16,430 What's wrong with the TV? 175 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:18,310 Where's Uncle Jimmy? 176 00:11:20,450 --> 00:11:22,070 What's wrong with the TV? 177 00:11:22,930 --> 00:11:24,130 Where's Uncle Jimmy? 178 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:30,300 He's still hitting on the cashier. You guys broke the TV. 179 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:32,440 We were trying to save you $39 .95. 180 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:35,320 You're welcome. 181 00:11:37,140 --> 00:11:40,060 So now I don't get to watch the rest of the Super Bowl? What the hell? Get us 182 00:11:40,060 --> 00:11:42,400 later, Dad. We gotta find another TV and fast. 183 00:11:42,980 --> 00:11:43,980 You're right, you're right. 184 00:11:46,060 --> 00:11:49,860 You know, I've been feeling kind of bad about the way we treated Sam. 185 00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:55,140 Let's go meet Angela's family. 186 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:57,360 And their TV. 187 00:11:59,620 --> 00:12:00,840 Look who's here. 188 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:02,320 Surprise! 189 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:06,300 Oh, my. This is quite a surprise. 190 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:09,760 Well, I just thought it was high time these two families got together. 191 00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:13,380 What better occasion than Grammy Woo -Woo's birthday? 192 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:18,460 Grammy, wake up. You've got company. 193 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:21,580 Company? Oh, I don't have my face on. 194 00:12:23,580 --> 00:12:25,220 She's got no face. 195 00:12:27,699 --> 00:12:30,180 Oh, man, check out that TV. 196 00:12:30,860 --> 00:12:33,040 There's lemonade in the kitchen, boys. 197 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,040 Wow. 198 00:12:38,940 --> 00:12:39,980 It's beautiful. 199 00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:43,580 There's a power button. 200 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:45,920 Maybe it's a TV from the future. 201 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:49,400 TV on. 202 00:12:54,830 --> 00:12:55,830 I command you. 203 00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:58,890 It needs whacking. 204 00:13:02,710 --> 00:13:05,210 We're thrilled you could finally make it, Nicholas. 205 00:13:05,630 --> 00:13:06,730 Please call me Nick. 206 00:13:06,990 --> 00:13:08,270 Oh, I couldn't. 207 00:13:11,030 --> 00:13:14,650 By the way, we're awfully fond of your Samuel. 208 00:13:15,450 --> 00:13:16,450 My what? 209 00:13:18,490 --> 00:13:19,490 Me, Dad. 210 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:25,160 I hope you like your eggs deviled. 211 00:13:26,260 --> 00:13:31,380 I knew you'd find a way to bring your family over, you sly boot. 212 00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:35,900 Oh, Sam, you made my mom so happy. 213 00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:38,440 Want to go make out in the laundry room? 214 00:13:40,180 --> 00:13:41,340 Sounds dirty. Let's go. 215 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:47,400 What's going on? 216 00:13:47,540 --> 00:13:48,540 Where's the game? 217 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:49,720 We can't get it to work. 218 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,840 It completely ignored my commands. 219 00:13:53,870 --> 00:13:56,050 Quite a machine, isn't it? Oh, yeah. 220 00:13:57,230 --> 00:13:58,790 I'll bet it has a great picture, huh? 221 00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:00,370 I'll show you. 222 00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:01,750 TV on. 223 00:14:07,830 --> 00:14:10,290 You know what I bet would look great on a TV like this? 224 00:14:10,730 --> 00:14:12,070 Sports? Exactly. 225 00:14:13,510 --> 00:14:16,810 You know, I'll bet you're right. To be honest, I only use it for the community 226 00:14:16,810 --> 00:14:17,970 bulletin board channel. 227 00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:19,690 It's so relaxing. 228 00:14:21,330 --> 00:14:22,330 It's like meditating. 229 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:31,570 You square dance? 230 00:14:32,490 --> 00:14:33,490 No. 231 00:14:35,950 --> 00:14:37,390 Do you get Channel 37? 232 00:14:37,830 --> 00:14:38,970 I would imagine. 233 00:14:39,790 --> 00:14:43,810 37. We're moments away from the start of the fourth quarter in one of the 234 00:14:43,810 --> 00:14:45,530 tightest games in Super Bowl history. 235 00:14:46,090 --> 00:14:47,090 Goodness, 236 00:14:48,310 --> 00:14:49,910 is the Super Bowl on today? 237 00:14:51,650 --> 00:14:53,010 Hey, look at that. 238 00:14:53,830 --> 00:14:57,570 Before the game resumes, let's take a look at the amazing play that put the 239 00:14:57,570 --> 00:14:58,570 Patriots ahead. 240 00:14:58,710 --> 00:14:59,710 Yes! 241 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:01,560 TV off. 242 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,600 It's time for Grammy's party. 243 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,780 But Judy, I was bonding with the lads. 244 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,460 You can watch your sports after the party. 245 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:17,720 TV on. 246 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:58,760 I, um... Well, um... Uh... Oh, yes, 247 00:15:59,060 --> 00:16:00,480 I... No. 248 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:06,840 Well, I've always wished I was a brunette. 249 00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:08,960 Done. Put the game on. 250 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:11,400 Cut. 251 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:13,240 What are you doing? 252 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,820 Angel's mom said we can't watch the Super Bowl until after the party. 253 00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:18,840 That's why you guys came? To watch the game? 254 00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:21,690 No, we wanted to meet your girlfriend's family. 255 00:16:25,450 --> 00:16:28,370 Sorry, Sam, but these idiots broke our television. 256 00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:29,830 You understand, right? 257 00:16:31,650 --> 00:16:32,710 Yeah, I understand. 258 00:16:34,570 --> 00:16:37,770 Well, I'll cut the cake if you want to watch your athletics. 259 00:16:38,210 --> 00:16:41,110 Oh, no, no, no, they can wait. It's Grammy Nana's party. 260 00:16:41,530 --> 00:16:42,530 Let's play games. 261 00:16:45,470 --> 00:16:46,750 What would you like to play? 262 00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:50,190 Oh, oh. Well, let me see now. 263 00:16:52,410 --> 00:16:53,410 Oh, 264 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:55,430 wait. 265 00:16:55,770 --> 00:16:56,770 No. 266 00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:08,430 It's been five minutes already. Stop the music. But I love this song. 267 00:17:09,430 --> 00:17:10,990 Stop it or I'll pound you. 268 00:17:12,829 --> 00:17:14,630 Stop it or I'll pound you. 269 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,060 Samuel, where is my head? 270 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,860 Maybe it's with her face. 271 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,620 That does it. I'm going to kill him. 272 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:43,900 Not here. 273 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,020 We'll get him outside. 274 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,820 I hope you like it. 275 00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:55,040 Oh, Nick. 276 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:59,060 I've never seen a more beautiful show. 277 00:18:13,710 --> 00:18:14,710 I thought you might also. 278 00:18:15,330 --> 00:18:18,290 Thank you. Here, lady, open mine next. 279 00:18:23,050 --> 00:18:24,090 A jar. 280 00:18:25,410 --> 00:18:26,930 Is this for preserve? 281 00:18:27,510 --> 00:18:29,710 Yeah, sure. Anything that starts with a P. 282 00:18:32,430 --> 00:18:34,330 You might want to run that through the dishwasher. 283 00:18:36,070 --> 00:18:40,350 Well, I'm sure we're all a little bored with opening presents, so, uh... There's 284 00:18:40,350 --> 00:18:41,029 one more. 285 00:18:41,030 --> 00:18:42,030 Grammy Nana? 286 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:44,239 Happy birthday. 287 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:45,460 Oh, thank you. 288 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:51,080 It's from the President of the United States of America. 289 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:56,980 Happy 80th birthday to Stam Stavage. 290 00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:01,580 Who the hell's Stam Stavage? 291 00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:06,000 Holy crap, are you freaking kidding me? That idiot! 292 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,060 You know what would make us all feel better? 293 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:11,640 The football game. 294 00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:14,260 What do you say, Judy? 295 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:20,600 Well, maybe it's the rum cake talking, but... What the hell? 296 00:19:22,780 --> 00:19:24,120 Stupid president. 297 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,260 White House Public Affairs Department. 298 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,380 Hi, Claire, it's me. He did it again. 299 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,300 Sam, is that you? 300 00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:40,640 It was supposed to be signed to Grammy Nana, not Stam Stavage. 301 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,060 Listen, it's hard enough trying to romance a girl without the executive 302 00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:45,060 dropping the ball. 303 00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:48,580 You do know there's a war on, don't you? 304 00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:51,800 I know, I know. 305 00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:54,980 And I'm sure the president has bigger things to worry about than me. 306 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,160 I'm sorry. 307 00:19:57,180 --> 00:19:58,520 Thank you for your time, ma 'am. 308 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:03,880 Wow. What a game. 309 00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,600 Man, they're going to be celebrating tonight. 310 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,660 It's Eric Dickerson. 311 00:20:09,740 --> 00:20:14,580 Super Bowl 39. And that's time for the president's uncomfortable call to the 312 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:15,800 coach of the winning team. 313 00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:18,600 Congratulations on a great game. 314 00:20:19,140 --> 00:20:22,340 America is proud of you and your teammates' football abilities. 315 00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:23,860 What's that, Claire? 316 00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:30,280 I also want to wish a happy 80th birthday to Grammy Nana from her pal Sam 317 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:31,280 Savage. 318 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,440 Grammy Nana? 319 00:20:52,810 --> 00:20:55,130 It's a good thing that we came over to watch the game, huh, Sam? 320 00:20:55,370 --> 00:20:58,190 Yeah, or Angela's family never would have seen the president. 321 00:20:58,530 --> 00:21:01,030 Yeah, you should realize that in Dinka. 322 00:21:02,810 --> 00:21:03,830 You know, you're right. 323 00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:07,230 Thank you. And I'm sorry I called you guys insensitive jerks. 324 00:21:08,150 --> 00:21:10,610 Sometimes I forget how lucky I am to have you guys as my family. 325 00:21:12,410 --> 00:21:13,410 Thank you, Sam. 326 00:21:16,790 --> 00:21:18,690 We're still gonna get him outside, right? 327 00:21:20,110 --> 00:21:21,110 Oh, yeah. 328 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:27,660 More weekend laughs are here. Hope and Faith starts now. 22521