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♪♪
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Welcome! Boys, girls...
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Dinosaur.
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(GROWLING)
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We're here tonight
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to kick off Camp Kikiwaka's
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bestest tradition,
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the ceremony
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to pick the Guardian
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of the Spirit Stick!
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(ALL GROANING)
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Respect the Stick, people!
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Or, I'll take away
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your bathroom privileges
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and the woods will
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be your toilet.
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That would be an upgrade.
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whittled this sacred Stick
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Jedediah Swearengen,
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Our camp founder,
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from an ancient pine
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that was struck
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by lightning.
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As was Jedediah,
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whose wife left him
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shortly thereafter.
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Because he was hit
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by lightning?
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emotionally distant.
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No, he was just
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out of respect to the woods
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we've honored the Stick
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Since then,
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and its spirits.
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the camp and the forest
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have lived in harmony.
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Because of this,
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I guess the forest turns
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a blind eye to Gladys'
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daily raw sewage dump.
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Guys, being
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Guardian of the Stick
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gets you mad respect.
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But, if the Guardian
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loses the Stick,
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the wood spirits
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will flip out!
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And the Guardian's
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entire cabin will
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be cursed with bad luck!
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That's ridiculous.
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There's no such thing
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as bad luck.
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how did I end up here?
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If that's true,
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And now,
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Stick up in the air,
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we will toss the
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and whoever it touches first
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will be the new
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Spirit Stick Guardian!
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(ALL GASPING)
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Emma Ross is the Guardian!
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The Stick has fallen!
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She has giant man shoulders!
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She cheated!
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(GASPING)
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♪ Here we go
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♪ We're leaving the city
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behind right now
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the campfire light
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♪ Let's gather by
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♪ And sing this song
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♪ Kikiwaka
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ALL:
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with someone new
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Then falling out
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of a camp canoe
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♪ What's that smell?
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It's on your shoe
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ALL:
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♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ Got a s'more in my hair
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♪ Mosquitos in
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our underwear
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♪ Shower's broke
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but we don't care
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ALL:
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♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ This is our home away
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from home away from
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home away from home
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(ROARING)
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A bear just ate my phone
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♪ But watch your back
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ALL:
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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ALL:
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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ALL:
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Emma, you got lucky.
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When the Stick chose me,
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it nailed me
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right in the mouth
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and I had to get
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a whole new set of teeth.
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Wanna hold 'em?
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Thank you, but no.
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are so excited about a stick.
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I don't know why people
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Just once I wish
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the Spirit Stick
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would choose me.
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HAZEL: I choose you.
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Hazel, are you under the bed?
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I'm everywhere.
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Get used to it.
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Hazel, we know you're here
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to steal the Spirit Stick.
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She does it every year so
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she can become the Guardian.
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What? No! I'm just here for
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under-bunk inspection.
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an impromptu
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And, you failed, Emma!
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through your window.
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See ya, Xan,
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Xander, you might wanna
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invest in some curtains.
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And a taser.
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Hey, Ravi,
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let's go on the roof
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and drop water balloons
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on the girls!
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Sorry, I am not a big fan
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of water right now.
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You will be, once this bad boy
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splashes over Hazel's head.
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I'm betting she melts.
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While I do believe Hazel
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is a witch,
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a Counselor in Training,
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in order to remain
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my problem is
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I must be certified as
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a swim instructor.
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And my test is on Thursday.
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And you're scared
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of Thursdays?
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No, of swimming!
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I never learned how!
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And they still let you
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be a CIT?
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Well, I may have fudged
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the paperwork,
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the "Yes, I can swim" box.
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and by that I mean
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I dropped fudge on
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Dude, I can teach you how
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to swim.
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My abuela was a dolphin.
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I very much doubt
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that is true,
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but desperate times call
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for desperate measures.
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Please teach me.
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lots of people can't swim.
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And don't worry,
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You got it!
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and slightly older babies.
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Like babies
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Oh, hey, Mrs. Kipling!
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EMMA: Before you go
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play basketball,
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(GRUNTING)
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can I get your opinion
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on this note I wrote?
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Girl to girl?
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(GROWLING)
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"Xander, you're awesome
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"and I want to make your dream
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of being the Spirit Stick
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Guardian come true!
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XO, XO, XO, Emma."
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(GROWLING)
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One too many XO's.
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You're right.
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Don't wanna come
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on too strong. (CHUCKLES)
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about learning to swim,
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Here's the most
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important thing
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that makes you look hot!
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you need to find
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the bathing suit
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Okay, that's the craziest
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thing you've ever said.
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what an apple was made of.
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And I once heard you ask
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Did you really ask that?
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Yes, and I'll keep asking
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until I get an answer!
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I'll teach you to swim.
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But you should always
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before you attempt it.
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research something
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So, let's hit the books!
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No, you should hit the water,
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with me.
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I just need to learn
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by Thursday.
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Miss "I know how to read,"
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Who are you gonna trust,
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or your best bud
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in the whole wide world?
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you threw dirt in my oatmeal.
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Yesterday,
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That's the last time I play
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basketball with a lizard.
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Mrs. Kipling is such
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a sore loser.
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Yeah, it's bad enough
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she popped our ball,
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she didn't have to pee
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in our water bottles.
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Guess what?
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I gave the Spirit Stick
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to Xander!
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Oh, no, you didn't!
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(BOTH GASPING)
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Giving the Stick away means
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you've failed as Guardian!
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Now, all of Woodchuck cabin
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is gonna be knee deep
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in bad luck!
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That's not gonna happen.
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is pond scum and body odor.
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knee deep in around here
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The only thing we're
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And hormones.
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Check out that giant pimple
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on Zuri's nose.
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(GASPING) What?
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I've never had
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a pimple before!
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guide Santa's sleigh at night.
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the Stick and suddenly I can
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Great, Emma, you give away
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the Guardian of the Stick,
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Look, Xander wants to be
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and I wanna be
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the Guardian of Xander.
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Sticks before chicks.
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Oh, I see how it is.
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are just being superstitious.
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Bad luck is not real.
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You guys
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ALL: Hey!
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Oh!
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(GROANS)
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(BACK CRACKING)
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That was just
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a coincidence!
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A really painful
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coincidence.
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the assigned reading
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So, let's review
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about swimming.
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The ideal rate
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of strokes per minute is?
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Oh! Uh, 60!
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frantically flailing your arms
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Quick question, does
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to flag down a lifeguard,
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count as a stroke?
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And, no, it does not count.
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You'll be fine, Ravi.
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that will help you.
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Here's something
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Remember this mnemonic device,
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breathe, acclimate,
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relax, focus.
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Oh, so, the acronym would
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be... BARF?
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It's crude, but memorable.
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Exactly.
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Now, before you even get
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in the water,
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you should be aware
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of the native flora
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and fauna of the lake.
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the Northern Water Snakes.
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Most notably,
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Snakes?
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if you're swimming near them.
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they'll only bite you
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Don't worry,
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How will I know
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if I am near them?
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If they bite you.
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my turn to teach Ravi.
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Okay, Tiffany,
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Please. The closest he's come
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to getting wet
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is when he licked his finger
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to turn the next page.
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We have to take baby steps.
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to get in the water yet.
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He's not ready
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Exactly!
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Which is why I got this.
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Well, this is embarrassing.
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my swimming test is tomorrow.
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On the other hand,
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Quick question,
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which is the shallow end?
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Just jump in, big guy.
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Ha!
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This is not so bad.
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(CHUCKLES) Wait, wait,
325
00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:02,083
what is that?
326
00:09:03,417 --> 00:09:06,754
The snakes are biting!
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(SCREAMING)
328
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(SCREAMING)
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(LAUGHS) That's just the hose!
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Hey, Emma,
331
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I saw you get wiped out
332
00:09:17,848 --> 00:09:20,184
by that wakeboard.
333
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When I replay it in my head,
334
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it just gets better
335
00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:23,980
and better!
336
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(LAUGHING)
337
00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:33,281
before any more wakeboards
338
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take out the rest
339
00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:33,281
of us Woodchucks.
340
00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:38,244
and wipes out half the camp.
341
00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:38,244
Yes, and before my pimple
342
00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:38,244
erupts like Mount Vesuvius
343
00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:41,289
(SCOFFS) For the last time,
344
00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:41,289
there's no such thing
345
00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:41,289
as bad luck.
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00:09:43,207 --> 00:09:44,584
(GASPING)
347
00:09:47,878 --> 00:09:48,879
(GASPING)
348
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Oh, I should've read
349
00:09:53,217 --> 00:09:56,804
this sign before I took it
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00:09:53,217 --> 00:09:56,804
off the bench.
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00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:09,442
Ooh, if you see
352
00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:09,442
that cute guy Duke
353
00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:09,442
from Eagle cabin,
354
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,402
and play it cool.
355
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,402
just sit down
356
00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:16,574
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
357
00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:18,367
Xander, it's Emma!
358
00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:20,202
Are you there?
359
00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:20,202
Oh, Emma!
360
00:10:20,202 --> 00:10:22,413
Hey, thank you so much
361
00:10:20,202 --> 00:10:22,413
for the... (SCREAMS)
362
00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:25,666
That must have been
363
00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:25,666
one big bird.
364
00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:30,296
Right, it's blueberry
365
00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:30,296
bird poop.
366
00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:34,467
Being the Guardian is awesome.
367
00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:34,467
Anyway, thanks so much
368
00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:34,467
for giving me this.
369
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,677
Do I look taller?
370
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,677
I feel taller.
371
00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,555
Yeah, about the Stick...
372
00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:40,931
(THUDS)
373
00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:40,931
Ow!
374
00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:42,224
(INDISTINCT ARGUING)
375
00:10:42,224 --> 00:10:44,810
I was trying to cover.
376
00:10:42,224 --> 00:10:44,810
No, no, we're one.
377
00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:47,897
Stop it, stop it,
378
00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:47,897
you're walking too fast.
379
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,815
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
380
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,815
Hey, hey, hey!
381
00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:51,192
What happened to you guys?
382
00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:52,902
Bad luck happened,
383
00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:55,655
because Emma gave you
384
00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:55,655
the Spirit Stick,
385
00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:55,655
we got bench butt!
386
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,282
like pepperoni pizza!
387
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,282
And my face looks
388
00:10:58,282 --> 00:11:00,451
I said I'd do the talking!
389
00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:01,994
(SIGHING) Xander,
390
00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:04,497
we would really appreciate it
391
00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:04,497
if you could give
392
00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:04,497
the Stick back.
393
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:08,584
But you gave it to me.
394
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:08,584
With a nice note. Did you
395
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:08,584
not mean all those XO's?
396
00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:12,630
I'll get you something else.
397
00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:12,630
(GASPING) Of course I did.
398
00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:16,300
I'll buy you season tickets.
399
00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:16,300
Do you like baseball?
400
00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:16,300
Or a team!
401
00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:20,888
the Spirit Stick back, then
402
00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:20,888
my cabin will have bad luck?
403
00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:20,888
You realize if I give
404
00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:23,933
Yes! So, we're agreed.
405
00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:23,933
about the Yankees?
406
00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:23,933
How do you feel
407
00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,893
(INDISTINCT ARGUING)
408
00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:27,395
...for absolutely nothing.
409
00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:27,395
XANDER: No way!
410
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:28,562
(SCREAMING)
411
00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:30,689
(GROANING)
412
00:11:30,689 --> 00:11:32,650
You know we have
413
00:11:30,689 --> 00:11:32,650
to move in sync!
414
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:35,277
Didn't you learn nothing
415
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:35,277
in the bathroom?
416
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,324
Look, I am swimming.
417
00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:43,619
I think he's improving.
418
00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:45,871
Remember to synchronize your
419
00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:45,871
arms and legs
420
00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,540
like the book said. (CHUCKLES)
421
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,500
Your books
422
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,500
were no help at all!
423
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,961
That's why my motto
424
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,961
is, "Never read."
425
00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:56,298
That explains
426
00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:56,298
so much about you.
427
00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,428
JORGE: Hey!
428
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,513
I know how to get him
429
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,513
in the water.
430
00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:05,057
But we might have to do
431
00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:05,057
something a little loco.
432
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:09,395
like sneaking out of the camp
433
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:09,395
and going to the town library?
434
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:09,395
(GASPING) You mean,
435
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:12,982
I've been mapping that out
436
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:12,982
since day one.
437
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:12,982
No.
438
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,067
We need to get physical.
439
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,527
I don't like you like that.
440
00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:20,489
I meant, if I pretended
441
00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:20,489
to get a cramp,
442
00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:23,117
Ravi will jump in,
443
00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:23,117
and swim to save me!
444
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:27,371
I do not condone lying...
445
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:27,371
That is a horrible idea!
446
00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:31,500
Unless it's doctoring your age
447
00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:31,500
to get into the high school
448
00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:31,500
spelling bee.
449
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,294
You're in the splash zone.
450
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,294
Stand back.
451
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,177
Help!
452
00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,470
Ravi!
453
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:45,389
Do not worry, Jorge,
454
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:45,389
I will save you!
455
00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:50,311
(THUDS)
456
00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:50,311
Ouch!
457
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,312
(GROANING)
458
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,818
Don't worry, I'm okay.
459
00:12:57,818 --> 00:13:01,739
I am not. Could you
460
00:12:57,818 --> 00:13:01,739
possibly paddle me over
461
00:12:57,818 --> 00:13:01,739
to the infirmary?
462
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:08,787
Xander's gonna be back soon.
463
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:08,787
We've got to find
464
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:08,787
the Spirit Stick!
465
00:13:08,787 --> 00:13:11,916
So, don't disturb anything.
466
00:13:08,787 --> 00:13:11,916
Remember, they can't
467
00:13:08,787 --> 00:13:11,916
know we were here.
468
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:25,763
Hey, I think
469
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:25,763
I found a hiding place!
470
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:31,101
Nose hair remover...
471
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,521
...jock itch powder. Ugh!
472
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,482
Wart remover?
473
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:40,194
Oh, please, please let these
474
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:40,194
not be Xander's.
475
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:44,657
that stupid Spirit Stick?
476
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:44,657
We've looked everywhere!
477
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:44,657
Argh! Where is
478
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,116
(DOOR UNLOCKING)
479
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,116
(GASPING) Hide!
480
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:48,160
(ZURI WHINING)
481
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,544
(CHUCKLES) You know I can
482
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,544
see you all, right?
483
00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,713
Heya, slugger...
484
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:04,718
to steal the Spirit Stick.
485
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:04,718
Hey... You're trying
486
00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:08,013
(SCOFFS) Well, we wouldn't
487
00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:08,013
it back like a gentleman.
488
00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:08,013
have to, if you'd given
489
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:11,225
It was a gift!
490
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:11,225
What kind of person asks
491
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:11,225
for a gift back?
492
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,352
Someone whose tush
493
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,352
is full of splinters!
494
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,481
we haven't found it.
495
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,481
Meanwhile,
496
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:21,277
Although, we found
497
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:21,277
a lot of weird stuff
498
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:21,277
in that hole in the wall.
499
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,945
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
500
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,945
You did?
501
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,488
Yeah, that stuff's Jorge's!
502
00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:26,532
Oh, thank goodness.
503
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:27,616
Mmm-hmm.
504
00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:33,497
We even checked
505
00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:33,497
Jorge's dirty laundry.
506
00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:33,497
I can never unsmell that.
507
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,960
But I hid it in his laundry.
508
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,960
It has to be there.
509
00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,506
It's not here!
510
00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:46,051
Well, if we didn't find it,
511
00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:46,051
and you didn't move it,
512
00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:46,051
then who has it?
513
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:52,725
Sorry, I just can't get him
514
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:52,725
out of my mind.
515
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:56,061
I'm gonna get that Stick!
516
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:57,605
LOU: Get him!
517
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:57,605
No way!
518
00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:58,981
(SHRIEKING)
519
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:04,695
I've had dreams like this,
520
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:04,695
but I was much happier.
521
00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:06,614
Hey!
522
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,949
Get off my man!
523
00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:10,993
I don't want him.
524
00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:10,993
You can have him.
525
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,661
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
526
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:16,123
Don't just give him away.
527
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:16,123
Trade him for the
528
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:16,123
Spirit Stick!
529
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:19,168
If I had the Stick,
530
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:19,168
I wouldn't keep it
531
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:19,168
a secret.
532
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:23,505
I'd be waving it
533
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:23,505
in front of your face going,
534
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:23,505
"Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah."
535
00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:30,179
the "Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah."
536
00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:30,179
Wow, I thought she was
537
00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:30,179
annoying before
538
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,640
the Stick, then we better
539
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,640
Well, if none of us has
540
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,640
figure out where it is,
541
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,142
or we are in a world
542
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,142
of trouble.
543
00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:38,228
What happens if the Spirit
544
00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:38,228
Stick is completely lost?
545
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:44,401
Poison ivy got into the food.
546
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:44,401
it happened was 1958.
547
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:44,401
The last time
548
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:47,988
The kids itched so bad
549
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:47,988
they had to eat sandpaper
550
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:47,988
to scratch their insides.
551
00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:50,616
(BOTH SHUDDERING)
552
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:54,161
the Stick, then that means
553
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:54,161
So, if we can't find
554
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:54,161
we're all cursed!
555
00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:55,579
(THUNDER CRASHING)
556
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,500
Quick question, where's
557
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,500
the nearest bus stop?
558
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:11,679
I should be the one
559
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:11,679
He looks up to me.
560
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:11,679
to talk to him.
561
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:16,141
You mean, down at you.
562
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:16,141
On account of you
563
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:16,141
being vertically challenged.
564
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,693
I know I let you both down.
565
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:28,153
I'm not the Michael Phelps
566
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:28,153
you thought I would be.
567
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:31,573
Ravi, the only person
568
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:31,573
you're letting down
569
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:31,573
is yourself.
570
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:35,285
Wow, that was deep!
571
00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:41,500
As your CIT,
572
00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:41,500
I should be teaching you,
573
00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:41,500
not the other way around.
574
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:44,503
on so many levels.
575
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:44,503
I am a failure
576
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:46,755
You are not!
577
00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:49,717
Ravi, you know everything
578
00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:49,717
you need to know to swim.
579
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,343
You just have
580
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,343
to jump in the water.
581
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:53,804
And you almost did when
582
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:53,804
you tried to save Jorge.
583
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:58,809
in a canoe, broke one oar,
584
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:58,809
and at least two ribs.
585
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:58,809
But instead I landed
586
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:00,269
Neither of which were mine.
587
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,647
Dude, you have
588
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,647
to believe in yourself.
589
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:08,569
Again, that was super deep.
590
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:08,569
I am on fire!
591
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:12,656
Perhaps you are right!
592
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:15,451
to pass that swimming test!
593
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:15,451
I will do my darndest
594
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,661
Great! Now go out there
595
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,661
and BARF.
596
00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:20,372
one way or another.
597
00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:20,372
I feel confident
598
00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:20,372
that will happen
599
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,418
Did you find the Spirit Stick?
600
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:27,796
No, just a horde of fire ants.
601
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:27,796
Now, the bad luck is biting.
602
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:31,258
you don't wanna imagine.
603
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:31,258
I have bites in places
604
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:31,258
I'll imagine...
605
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:33,218
(THUNDER CRASHING)
606
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:37,598
We came up empty-handed, too.
607
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:37,598
stampeding herd of moose.
608
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:37,598
But, we did run into a
609
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:40,684
Meese? Mice? Nope.
610
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,021
So, the Spirit Stick
611
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,021
really is gone!
612
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,272
We're doomed!
613
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:47,107
(WIND HOWLING)
614
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:47,107
(ALL GASPING)
615
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,859
Did you feel that?
616
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:51,320
The wood spirits know
617
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:51,320
and they are peeved!
618
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:51,320
we lost the Stick
619
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,655
They're gonna have
620
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,655
to shut down the camp.
621
00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:00,954
Uh, well, technically
622
00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:00,954
Xander had it last.
623
00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:03,207
about it, it's all his fault!
624
00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:03,207
So, if you really think
625
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,459
(POLE GROANING)
626
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,459
(SCREAMING)
627
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:08,921
Who cares whose fault it is?
628
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:08,921
We need to fix it!
629
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:13,509
Underneath all these pimples,
630
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:13,509
I am too cute to die!
631
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:16,762
She's right.
632
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:16,762
And I have an idea,
633
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:16,762
but it's crazier than...
634
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,600
Great wood spirits,
635
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,602
we offer you these sacrifices
636
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:28,774
the curse on Camp Kikiwaka!
637
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:28,774
in exchange for lifting
638
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:34,947
that doesn't expire until...
639
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:34,947
this frozen turkey dinner
640
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:34,947
Please accept
641
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:38,826
Okay. It expired last August,
642
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:38,826
but you can appreciate
643
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:38,826
the thought.
644
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:43,789
And, I offer my favorite pair
645
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:43,789
of shoes.
646
00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:55,634
Bye, bye, Benjamins.
647
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:05,060
from locks of Xander's hair.
648
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:05,060
my favorite hair doll made
649
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:05,060
I offer
650
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:09,940
I have of you cutting my hair
651
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:09,940
So, that recurring nightmare
652
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:09,940
is real?
653
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,401
We have our best talks
654
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,401
when you're asleep.
655
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:16,196
Maybe we should move on.
656
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:20,576
I offer my...
657
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:23,287
...good friend Jorge's
658
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:23,287
wart remover.
659
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,458
Great wood spirits,
660
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:31,837
your forgiveness.
661
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:31,837
we humbly beg
662
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,006
So, we cool?
663
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,425
(THUNDER CRASHING)
664
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,425
(SCREAMING)
665
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,260
I don't think we cool.
666
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:45,767
Don't punish the rest
667
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:45,767
of the camp just because
668
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:45,767
I was a bad Guardian!
669
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:46,894
No, Emma,
670
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:50,105
I was the bad Guardian.
671
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:50,105
I had the Stick last.
672
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:52,232
Punish me, wood spirits!
673
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:53,525
(SHRIEKING)
674
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:56,862
Actually, you should
675
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:56,862
just punish Emma.
676
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,740
Drain her bank account
677
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,740
and mess up her face!
678
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,248
Well, the wind has settled,
679
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:09,917
the sky is blue...
680
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:11,710
My pimple is gone.
681
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:15,380
that could just be puberty.
682
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:15,380
I do feel another one
683
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:15,380
coming in, but
684
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,967
I think the sacrifices worked!
685
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:21,511
I must have a real knack for
686
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:21,511
performing ancient rituals.
687
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:26,391
for your swim test, bro?
688
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:26,391
Hey, you ready
689
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:26,391
Absolutely!
690
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:28,101
I am going to BARF.
691
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:29,895
It's going to be okay.
692
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:29,895
No, dude.
693
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,150
You've got this, Ravi.
694
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:38,070
She's right.
695
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:38,070
Now get out there, Tiger,
696
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:38,070
and make us proud.
697
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,405
we'll go out for ice cream.
698
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,405
And, after,
699
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:41,573
Goodie!
700
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:46,954
Okay. Breathe, acclimate,
701
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:46,954
relax, focus.
702
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:56,088
Aw, he BARFed
703
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:56,088
just like I taught him!
704
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,882
And, he jumped
705
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,882
just like I taught him.
706
00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:02,594
I'm like a dolphin at play!
707
00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:02,594
I am doing it!
708
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,930
Great, Ravi,
709
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,930
you're nailing the strokes!
710
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,974
to swim underwater.
711
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,974
Now, you just have
712
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:08,475
A piece of crab cake.
713
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:12,938
Our baby's all grown up.
714
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,440
he'll be going off to college.
715
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,440
Next thing you know,
716
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:22,948
He's been under there a while.
717
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,200
Maybe we were wrong,
718
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,200
and the sacrifices
719
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,200
didn't work!
720
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,036
Because Emma
721
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,036
sacrificed shoddy shoes!
722
00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:30,414
Who cares about the shoes?
723
00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:30,414
We have to help Ravi.
724
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,873
Don't worry, I'll save him!
725
00:21:31,873 --> 00:21:32,916
Take off your shirt!
726
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,672
(GASPING)
727
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,672
He's okay!
728
00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:43,927
He's got the Spirit Stick!
729
00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:46,680
(ALL CHEERING AND CLAPPING)
730
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:51,560
in my swimming certification.
731
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:51,560
everyone was so invested
732
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:51,560
I had no idea
733
00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:54,521
Oh, it is about the Stick.
734
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,113
You take it, Emma,
735
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:04,740
it was yours
736
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:04,740
in the first place.
737
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:07,909
I gave it to you as a gift.
738
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:07,909
No, you take it.
739
00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:10,162
I'll take it.
740
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,789
Why are there teeth marks
741
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,789
all over the Stick, Emma?
742
00:22:13,623 --> 00:22:14,750
(MRS. KIPLING GRUNTING)
743
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,877
(SHRIEKS)
744
00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:21,423
Oh, so it was Mrs. Kipling
745
00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:21,423
of Jorge's laundry bag.
746
00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:21,423
who took the Stick out
747
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,842
She does love to play fetch.
748
00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:26,887
Do not worry,
749
00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:26,887
I will retrieve it.
750
00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:26,887
I can swim!
751
00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:30,640
(THUDS)
752
00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:30,640
(GROANS)
753
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,519
(GROANING)
754
00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:35,771
Hello, again.
755
00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:38,732
Jorge and Tiffany,
756
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:41,777
thank you again for helping me
757
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:41,777
pass my swim test.
758
00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:43,111
You're welcome.
759
00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:45,072
And, I couldn't have
760
00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:45,072
done it alone.
761
00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:46,823
I could have.
762
00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:50,035
Camp Kikiwakans!
763
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:53,371
As you know,
764
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:53,371
I was chosen as this year's
765
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:53,371
Spirit Stick Guardian.
766
00:22:53,371 --> 00:22:54,790
And she blew it.
767
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:58,376
Anyway...
768
00:22:58,376 --> 00:23:00,128
After everything
769
00:22:58,376 --> 00:23:00,128
that's happened,
770
00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:03,048
I think it would be best
771
00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:03,048
to keep the Stick
772
00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:03,048
in the mess hall,
773
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,008
so we can all
774
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,008
be its Guardians!
775
00:23:05,008 --> 00:23:06,093
XANDER: Yeah!
776
00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:09,679
Bestie,
777
00:23:09,679 --> 00:23:11,264
you really know how
778
00:23:09,679 --> 00:23:11,264
to get a crowd going!
779
00:23:11,264 --> 00:23:12,557
You put the "amp" in camp.
780
00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:13,642
(CLICKING TONGUE) Aw!
781
00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:16,269
So, Emma...
782
00:23:16,269 --> 00:23:18,563
...looks like we survived
783
00:23:16,269 --> 00:23:18,563
all the bad luck.
784
00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:20,899
Yeah, well, we've had some
785
00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:20,899
good luck, too.
786
00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:27,114
Oh, don't mind me.
787
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:28,907
You just have a little
788
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:28,907
something on your shirt.
789
00:23:31,618 --> 00:23:33,411
She's gonna make
790
00:23:31,618 --> 00:23:33,411
another hair doll.
791
00:23:33,411 --> 00:23:34,329
Yeah, I got that.
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