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♪ Everything makes me
think about sex ♪
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♪ Everything makes me
feel stressed ♪
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♪ It's a personal flaw I guess ♪
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♪ I have visions of everyone
undressed ♪
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(chalk writing on chalkboard)
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So this is truly exciting...
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Two by one equals...
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Ah, Andy -- you could
come up here, please?
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Ahhh...
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Help out Mr. Puckov?
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Oh... Andy.
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♪ Everything makes me
think about sex ♪
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♪ Everything makes me
feel tense ♪
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♪ It's infecting my
entire vision ♪
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♪ It's affecting my
concentration ♪
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Andy?
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♪ Everybody says you've
got to let it all out ♪
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Oh! Ahh!
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- Ah! Ah!
- Mmmm.
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Oh, Mr. Puckov.
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Oh, I want it.
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So bad I can taste it!
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Oh, teach me, Mr. P.
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Oh yeah, oh yeah.
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Ohhh yeah, yeah yeah.
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Oh, Mr. Puckov.
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Show me how it's done.
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Oh! Yeah!
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Fill my virgin hole!
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(squish)
Oh.
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Ooooo, Mr. Puckov.
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(squishing sounds)
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You're so raw!
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Ma!
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Did you eat all my
cucumbers again?
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Can you knock?!
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Well I'm sorry, sweetie.
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But every time I go to
make a garden salad...
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my vegetables vanish.
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I ironed your cap
and gown for you.
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We are so darn proud of you!
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Thanks, Mom.
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Oh, well... what
happened to your gerbil?
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Oh, ah, Sparky,
he... ran away.
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Oh.
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It's laundry day, Andy.
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I need everything dirty.
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Oh.
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Ready for graduation, son?
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Hey, hun -- there's
your cucumber.
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Dear Lord!
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No, no hun,
that's just a...
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shrink wrap they put on
at the supermarket.
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Is that not right?
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Yes.
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Hey, there's my
needle-nosed pliers!
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Ahhhhh!
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Mommie... Dad.
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Now calm down.
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Now stop it.
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You'll just make
yourself sick.
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Okay!
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Let's just go outside-
this is a man's thing, okay?
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Could you get out
of here, please!
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Let's just step out here,
and I'll get you some
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nitroglycerin, okay?
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We'll watch that
Lawrence Welk DVD.
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AHHH!
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Well, I guess that's
life with a gay son.
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♪ Ahhhhh ♪
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♪ la la la la la la ♪
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♪ Welcome to our soiree ♪
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♪ Flaming hot pink bouquets ♪
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♪ New rainbow Milky Way ♪
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♪ Come out and play ♪
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♪ Another gay
another gay ♪
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♪ Another gay sunshine day ♪
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♪ Another gay
another gay ♪
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♪ Another gay sunshine day ♪
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♪ Chickens will dance with bears ♪
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♪ Wolves prance and walk on air ♪
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♪ Reach out and take me there ♪
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♪ Come out, and play ♪
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♪ Another gay
another gay ♪
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♪ Another gay sunshine day ♪
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♪ Another gay
another gay ♪
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♪ Another gay sunshine day ♪
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Woo!
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Your graduation speech
was awesome, Griff.
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I was so proud!
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I could always do better.
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You're the
Valedictorian, goober!
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Congrats on your baseball
scholarship, dude.
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Thanks, man.
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Welcome to
adulthood, children.
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Yay!
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Muah! Muah!
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(camera shutter snaps)
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So, who's gettin' laid at Muffler's
graduation party tonight?
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Well, Mr. Puckov said
he might drop by,
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and I'm technically not
his student anymore...
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so this could
be my big night.
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Heads up, here he comes.
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Oh, hello, Boys.
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Hearty congratulations.
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Thanks, Mr. P.
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And I just wanted to say,
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that I'm really
gonna miss your ass...
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...your class this year.
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And we were just wondering
whether or not you're going...
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to be coming on any of us
tonight 'cause I'm gonna...
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be coming and I would really
like it if you came, too.
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We shall see.
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Some schools get an
exchange student
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we get an exchange teacher.
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Where the heck is
Tartaristan anyway?
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The Republic of Tartaristan
is a Muslim state...
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in the former Soviet Union.
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I believe the
capital is Kazan.
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- Hey, Daisy!
- Hey.
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Forward, forward, good girl!
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Have you told her you're
quote bi unquote yet?
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No way!
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You know I don't like labels.
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Besides, it would
break her heart.
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So shhhh, here she comes.
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- Hey, Daze.
- Hi, Nico.
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I finished designing
your gown for the party.
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We are gonna make, like,
SUCH a cute couple.
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Okay, doll.
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Love ya, call ya,
drive safe.
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News flash, boys.
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Looks like I'm finally
takin' the plunge.
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Do tell.
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I've got a date and
he is totally my type.
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Oh?
And how do you define that?
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I'm an ASSMAN, son.
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Asses aren't all they're
cracked up to be.
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I personally prefer
a prodigious penis.
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You outta know, Griff.
I remember from 8th grade,
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yours is like WOW.
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What the FUUUUUCK!
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How you doin?!
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You boys still talkin' 'bout
pussy, insteada gettin' it?
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Ha, ha, ha.
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Might wanna return those
shriveled-up skin flutes...
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of yours for a refund if you're
not gonna fuckin' use 'em.
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Hello, I've used mine.
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I mean... like for
blowjobs-n-stuff.
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Wake up, kids -- Fact is, none
of ya has done "the big A."
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The what?
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ANAL dudes.
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You know, sausage-smugglin',
fudge-packin'...
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the old Hershey highway.
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Ewww!
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Well, my date's the captain
of the St. Mary's football team.
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And I think he's a bottom.
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All Catholics are
bottoms, my friend.
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Take it from the Muff-ster.
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I expect all of you
booty-virgins...
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will be coming to
my party tonight?
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We'll be there.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Ah, ha-ha...
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She is so full of shit.
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She probably never even
touched a... triangle.
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Ewww!
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I guess Muffler's
right though.
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Scientifically speaking,
we're all still virgins.
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Guess I don't have to feel
like a TOTAL loser, then.
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Well, at least the rest of
us have SOME experience.
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Oh, thanks Jarod,
that feels nice.
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Can we talk about
something else please?
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Coming-out stories
are so passè bourgeois!
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This isn't about coming-out,
we're WAY past that.
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The topic is anus copulus.
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Hi-ya kids.
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Hi, Mrs. Hunter.
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Gosh darn, that Wal-Mart sure
does have a nice photo shop.
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If ya ask me, you and Daisy
shoulda been voted...
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King and Queen of the Prom.
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Mom!
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Oh!
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Don't you think it's about
time you came out to her?
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Are you kidding me?
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She doesn't have a clue.
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What about your
unique fashion sense?
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Your obsession
with gay cinema?
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Your lip gloss!?
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Mom suffers from an acute case
of "Paul Lynde Syndrome."
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She just thinks
I'm "special."
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Hey, who's Paul Lynde?
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Is he hot?
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Oh my goodness.
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So, Jarod.
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Did you ever like... you know, get to
third base... like, finger someone?
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Yeah, of course.
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So... what's it feel like?
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Like warm Quiche Lorraine.
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Ohhhh...
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Muff-ster! Muff-ster!
Muff-ster! Muffster!
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(epic belch)
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What the fuck!
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How you do-in', man?
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Ha-ha-HA!
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Ladies.
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Anything I can do to make
your stay more comfortable...
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Hey, thanks for
letting us come, Muffler.
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Cindy, you
brought the twins.
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Welcome to my maxi-pad.
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Attractive garment.
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Nice COCK-tail.
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It's a Tijuana Sling.
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The new cosmo, Kojak.
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Mmm. How festive.
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Now pull the cork outta
your ass and maybe...
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someone will fuck it.
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What the fuuuuck!
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00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:24,516
Who's he?
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He's practically perfect.
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Yeah, sure.
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00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:34,943
But what did he
score on the SAT? Heh.
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So... whaddaya think?
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Isn't Tyler hot?
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You're the stud, man.
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Yes, sir, he puts the
ZZZZZZZ's in Aberzombie.
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(snores)
(laughs)
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What do I care?
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He's a PNP power-bottom!
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Cool.
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What's PNP?
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Heck if I know.
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00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,612
Who is that?
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Like, that's
Muffler's Grandpa!
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Ahsooo... he raise-a Dawn
after she parent die...
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in a Humvee accident.
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00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:30,290
He looks like
the Marlboro Man.
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Dude's a fuckin'
GILWAD, girl.
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What's a GILWAD. Buffi?
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G.I.L.W.A.D.
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"Grandpa I'd let
wine and dine me.
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pay for bigger
breast implants,
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and then fuck them
till I cum silicone."
244
00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:48,850
But this-a too many
letter, Buffi.
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Does not-a add up.
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I am a cheerleader, Tiki,
not a calculator.
247
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,994
So you're like All-State
baseball, right?
248
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I heard you got a
full ride to UCLA.
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Yeah, whatever.
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God, you are so
straight-acting.
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Mind if I pretend you're
actually straight?
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(slurs)
Pretend whatever you want.
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Holy moly,
there he is!
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Tonight's the night,
I feel it in my bone.
255
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:52,163
Word on the street is,
Mr. P. likes big shooters.
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Legend has it that in
college he had to have his...
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stomach pumped after he
serviced the entire golf squad.
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Big-time cum whore!
259
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,342
Well I'll give him a
ride he'll never forget.
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Yeah!
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Say I'm Fuckov.
What would you do to me?
262
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:12,350
Yeah, but you look
more like Ms. Mann.
263
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:19,232
Ha ha - yeah, that's funny.
264
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:24,404
Oooooh. Mr. Puckov -
yeah, you're so butch!
265
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:28,825
Oh yeah... those strap-on plastic
balls banging against my ass!
266
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,285
(grunting)
267
00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:32,912
Yeah, oh I'm gonna shoot,
oh I'm gonna shoot!
268
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:38,543
Ooooooohh Mr. Puckov --
I wanna have your BABY!
269
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:43,590
Ooh, ah, was not talking
about you, Mr. Puckov.
270
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,758
I was talking about a
different Mr. Puckov.
271
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:46,885
Your... Dad!
272
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,428
Thank you.
273
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,101
Ooh.
274
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:03,651
So.
275
00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:06,154
You gonna take those off?
276
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,196
Maybe.
277
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:08,114
Good.
278
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,074
'Cause I want you inside me.
279
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:17,790
Ah, no.
280
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,209
I'm allergic to latex.
281
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:24,422
Bareback me, straight-boy.
282
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:30,178
- Bleh!
- Ahhhhhhh!
283
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:34,223
Ah... so much better.
284
00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:37,810
(video game beeps)
285
00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:42,523
I had it made.
286
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:49,030
Home free and then he went
and blew chunks all over me!
287
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:52,825
Every dog has his day, J.
288
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:59,582
Fortunately, our lives
aren't coming-of-age films...
289
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,835
where everyone magically
gets laid at the climax.
290
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:07,340
This isn't
American Pie, Mary.
291
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:10,343
What's a boy gotta do
to get some MAN SNATCH?!
292
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:12,971
Deeper, Billy.
293
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,764
Harder!
294
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:16,808
I love you, Trena.
295
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,186
What is wrong
with this picture?
296
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:24,107
Everyone's kickin' it,
'cept us.
297
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,359
If the heteros can have
pre-marital intercourse,
298
00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:27,860
we homos should, too.
299
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:33,700
Hey, why don't you and
Griff just fuck each other?
300
00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:40,123
Ewww -- no.
301
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,166
We're like brothers!
302
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:45,795
Besides, we're both
exclusive tops.
303
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:49,215
And regardless, he
is so not my type.
304
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:50,299
Oh yeah?
305
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:51,676
What's wrong with me?
306
00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:57,890
Oh! Oh! Yeeeeeeeees!
307
00:16:58,058 --> 00:17:02,729
Plow that PUSSY!
308
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,564
Oh my goodness.
309
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:28,963
Like, thanks, Dawn.
I'll never forget this.
310
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:30,548
Pleasure's all mine, Suzi.
311
00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:33,092
(giggles)
312
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:41,267
Dawn's awesome!
313
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:53,905
Thanks for showing
me my G-spot, Dawn.
314
00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:55,782
Anytime, Buffi.
315
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:01,287
Mmm!
(slobbering sounds)
316
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:02,955
Oh!
317
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,624
My GOD.
318
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:06,626
Bye.
319
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,591
Bye, Tiki.
320
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:17,804
Dawn make-a Tiki leaky.
321
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,056
(giggles)
322
00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:22,308
Oooh!
323
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:24,769
Me love you long time.
324
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:41,327
Once Dawn strikes,
they ALL go dyke.
325
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,121
Virgins.
326
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,789
What the fuuuck!
327
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,333
What the fuuuck!?
328
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:52,713
Muffler.
329
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:54,590
She lays half the
cheerleading squad...
330
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,509
and we can't even
cop a hand-job!
331
00:18:56,593 --> 00:19:00,179
We're all gonna go to
college... virgins!
332
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:01,722
Brainstorm, boys.
333
00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:03,766
We just need to make a pact.
334
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:06,185
We all get laid before
the end of the summer.
335
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,312
As if we haven't
been trying already.
336
00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:10,690
We don't know
shit about anal.
337
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,818
Maybe we've been taking
the wrong approach.
338
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:18,072
Maybe what we need...
is someone to teach us.
339
00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:20,575
Certainly logical.
340
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,076
But... who?
341
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:27,832
College guys, older dudes,
men with experience.
342
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:30,960
Studs who can break us in and
show us how to kick it RIGHT.
343
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:33,629
I'm beginning to
like this idea.
344
00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:37,383
Guys our age are sexually and
emotionally immature anyway.
345
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:41,304
I want a seasoned older
gentleman who can fuck...
346
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,389
all night and then
discuss the filmography...
347
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,224
of Shelly Winters in the morning.
348
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,435
Perhaps what you
want is a daddy.
349
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:49,270
No way, horsecock!
350
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:52,773
It's just
older men are... HOT!
351
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,401
Our very virginity is
at stake here, fellas.
352
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,528
This is it, this summer.
353
00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,781
This is our chance to make
all our fantasies come true!
354
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:01,699
YES!
355
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:06,287
First we each need to define
whether we're a top or a bottom.
356
00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:10,625
Well, wait... we
have to choose?
357
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:13,336
Well I, for one, am 100% top.
358
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,838
Of course, me too.
359
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:19,050
Who would want anything up
their butthole in the first place?
360
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,803
I hope you're
writing this down.
361
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,722
But... I could be
into a dude, like,
362
00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:27,433
you know... taking control.
363
00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:29,852
Riding me.
364
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:33,147
I'm putting you down
as a "submissive top."
365
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:34,941
Not that I wouldn't consider
something in my back door.
366
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,150
As long as it was small.
367
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:37,902
Like, a finger.
368
00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:41,113
Submissive top,
pinky bottom.
369
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:45,701
Isn't anyone "bottom curious?"
370
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:48,829
What are you
curious about, Andy?
371
00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:51,666
Ohhh... uh, we were
just talkin about...
372
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:54,126
um, if uh, where do you get
your hair done?
373
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:56,921
Cause my mom is looking
for a new place.
374
00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:58,756
Oh, thanks.
375
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:01,717
I highly recommend
WalMart's Beauty Salon.
376
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,678
Tell her to ask
for Mr. Lance.
377
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:06,639
He is a genius with
a curling iron...
378
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:10,351
and such a flirt!
379
00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:13,312
(laughs)
380
00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:16,315
See!?
381
00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:18,734
She just doesn't get it.
382
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:19,610
What about you, Griff?
383
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,237
Still thinkin'
you're a top-daddy?
384
00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:22,947
Yes.
385
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,699
But I don't know.
386
00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:27,076
I mean, it's all
so theoretical.
387
00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:30,329
That leaves you, Andy.
388
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:32,540
Well I'm a top -- of course!
389
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,918
(writing)
"PUSSYBOY IN DENIAL."
390
00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:40,631
Okay, so... we all agree that
we're gonna fulfill the pact...
391
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:43,175
by penetrating a
member of the same sex.
392
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:44,343
What's the deadline?
393
00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:46,762
Muffler's Labor Day
Bash makes good sense.
394
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:48,264
That gives us the
entire summer.
395
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:49,348
All in favor?
396
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:50,683
Aye.
397
00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:52,226
Motion's carried.
398
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:58,524
Ready or not,
butt love here we COME!
399
00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:02,903
♪ I know what boys like
I know what guys want ♪
400
00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:07,199
♪ I know what boys like
I've got what boys like ♪
401
00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:11,829
♪ I know what boys like
I know what guys want ♪
402
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:15,458
♪ I see them looking ♪
403
00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:20,254
♪ I make them want me
I like to tease them ♪
404
00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:24,967
♪ They want to touch me
I never let them ♪
405
00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:27,595
♪ I know what boys like ♪
406
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:30,222
Okay, okay -- a little
to the left, honey.
407
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,141
Right there, great.
408
00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:33,476
Now zoom out.
409
00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:39,523
I bet you look so handsome!
410
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:42,568
♪ You're so much different ♪
411
00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:44,653
♪ I might let you ♪
412
00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:46,906
♪ Ooohh would you like that? ♪
413
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:49,533
♪ I might let you ♪
414
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,372
♪ Sucker! Ha ha! ♪
415
00:22:54,539 --> 00:22:56,248
(slide whistle sound)
416
00:22:56,416 --> 00:23:04,298
♪ Meow meow meow
meow meow ♪
417
00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:10,846
Who's my daddy?
418
00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:16,936
(whistling)
(shaving sounds)
419
00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:24,068
- Son, I...
- Dad!
420
00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:25,986
Oh, dear Lord!
421
00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:27,154
Can you knock?!
422
00:23:27,322 --> 00:23:28,155
Oh, jeez.
423
00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:30,449
- I was...
- I had...
424
00:23:30,617 --> 00:23:31,992
I didn't see anything.
425
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:33,035
Okay.
426
00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:34,829
Whatever it was
you were doing...
427
00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:36,789
it's completely normal.
428
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:39,083
What were you doing, anyway?
429
00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:43,087
I was... grooming myself.
430
00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:46,173
Is that a gay thing, son?
431
00:23:46,299 --> 00:23:47,216
I don't know.
432
00:23:47,342 --> 00:23:48,300
Do you shave yourself?
433
00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:49,635
- Well...
- No!
434
00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:51,095
You don't have
to answer that.
435
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:56,600
Andy... in light of what
happened the other day...
436
00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:59,728
I thought that you deserved
an early birthday present.
437
00:24:01,022 --> 00:24:02,440
Thank you.
438
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:06,819
Well... open her up?
439
00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:11,532
What is it?
440
00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:12,783
It's a butt plug.
441
00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:15,494
The butt plug,
Andy, is a device,
442
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,621
generally made of
polyurethane,
443
00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:20,624
used to stimulate
the anal cavity.
444
00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:22,751
This, of course, is
the deluxe model.
445
00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:26,589
and ah... this is the
starter model, of course,
446
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:29,508
with the handy suction base.
447
00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:30,259
Viola.
448
00:24:36,391 --> 00:24:38,142
"Anal Pleasure and Health"?
449
00:24:38,226 --> 00:24:39,977
Oh, Andy.
450
00:24:40,061 --> 00:24:42,521
This book was
VERY informative.
451
00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:45,149
In fact I took the liberty
of highlighting some of the...
452
00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:48,360
passages under the chapter
"Getting to Know Your Sphincter."
453
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,070
Oh, oh ewwww.
454
00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:52,531
Oh, Andy, Andy Andy.
455
00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:56,035
Being the receptive partner
in a homosexual relationship...
456
00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:57,703
is nothing to be
ashamed about.
457
00:24:57,871 --> 00:24:58,662
Okay?
458
00:24:58,747 --> 00:24:59,538
Yeah, thank you.
459
00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:01,248
Okay. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
460
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,836
In fact, this figure here 7.2
demonstrates the remarkable...
461
00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:07,630
adaptability of
the human anus.
462
00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:09,924
Oh My God!
463
00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:11,300
Look...
464
00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:12,218
Yeah!
465
00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:13,719
Okay, Dad - thank you!
466
00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:15,262
That's incredible, isn't it?
467
00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:25,397
What are these?
468
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:28,776
Oh, those are
for your mother.
469
00:25:28,944 --> 00:25:30,903
I sure know her size.
470
00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:33,697
Okay, I thought this
went very, very well.
471
00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:36,492
And if you there is anything else
that you wish to talk about,
472
00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:38,702
you feel free to come
knocking on my door,
473
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:41,163
or call me, or even
text message.
474
00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:42,414
- Okay?
- Okay.
475
00:25:42,582 --> 00:25:44,583
Great it's just been great.
And ah, we'll talk.
476
00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:46,585
Sorry.
477
00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:54,134
(baseball pipe organ)
478
00:25:57,097 --> 00:26:01,809
(cheering)
479
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:05,980
Come on, Andy!
480
00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:14,822
Come on now.
481
00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:17,491
You got it, you got it.
482
00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:18,993
Oh yeah.
483
00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:24,498
Strike two!
484
00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:26,709
You can do it, Andy.
485
00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:28,460
You must "fuck-us".
486
00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,815
(cheers)
487
00:26:53,945 --> 00:26:56,905
Go Andy, run, run!
488
00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:11,879
(growling)
489
00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:13,422
(record needle scratch)
490
00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:15,883
Strike three,
you're out!
491
00:27:16,926 --> 00:27:18,927
Boo!
Pussy boy!
492
00:27:23,266 --> 00:27:25,267
(laughs)
493
00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:30,189
Yo.
494
00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:31,815
I'm Beau.
495
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:33,567
Hey.
496
00:27:33,693 --> 00:27:34,985
Jarod.
497
00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:38,447
So... do you pitch or catch?
498
00:27:41,576 --> 00:27:42,409
I pitch.
499
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,288
How 'bout you?
500
00:27:46,414 --> 00:27:48,957
Pitcher, in the streets.
501
00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:52,252
Catcher in the sheets.
502
00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:58,258
Strike one.
503
00:28:01,429 --> 00:28:08,143
So, what are the chances of us
playing some ball sometime?
504
00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:11,522
What are the chances of you
whackin' this ball over that fence?
505
00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:28,330
♪ I was born this way ♪
506
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:32,084
♪ I am happy
I'm carefree ♪
507
00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:34,211
♪ And I'm gay ♪
508
00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:36,171
♪ I was born this way ♪
509
00:28:36,339 --> 00:28:39,675
♪ I'm happy
I'm carefree ♪
510
00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:43,637
♪ And I'm gay
I was born this way ♪
511
00:28:43,805 --> 00:28:47,141
♪ I'm happy
and carefree ♪
512
00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:51,270
♪ I'm gay
I was born this way ♪
513
00:28:59,904 --> 00:29:02,281
Did you know the male animal
can achieve orgasm...
514
00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:04,742
without even stimulating his shaft?
515
00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:10,164
Ah, hello - Did YOU know that
Muffler is spreading a rumor...
516
00:29:10,331 --> 00:29:16,795
that Mr. Puckov trolls chatroom
under screen name "Rodzilla."
517
00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:18,005
HOT!
518
00:29:19,507 --> 00:29:24,011
Wish me luck, boys, I just
booked a date with baseball boy.
519
00:29:24,137 --> 00:29:25,637
Oh yeah?
520
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:28,140
What's his name, anyway?
521
00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:29,308
Biff?
522
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:30,267
Blaine?
523
00:29:30,351 --> 00:29:32,978
BLAND?
524
00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:33,937
Beau!
525
00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:36,190
And why do you keep
bustin' on him, like that?
526
00:29:36,232 --> 00:29:37,691
He's like perfect!
527
00:29:37,817 --> 00:29:38,984
Perfectly boring!
528
00:29:39,068 --> 00:29:40,944
YIPPEE!
529
00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:44,406
I got a response,
I got a response.
530
00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:47,618
The internet IS
the way to hook up!
531
00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:51,246
Okay, he's a little young
for me, but...
532
00:29:51,372 --> 00:29:55,876
He loves Liza with a
ZZZ, and role playing,
533
00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:58,003
and investment banking.
534
00:29:58,129 --> 00:29:59,338
Ka-ching.
535
00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:05,135
Damn!
536
00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:07,221
That's almost as
big as Griff's.
537
00:30:08,556 --> 00:30:10,557
(coughs)
538
00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:11,850
You okay?
539
00:30:12,852 --> 00:30:14,728
I've got a headache.
540
00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:18,398
There's aspirin in my
Dad's... medicine cabinet.
541
00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:23,946
Where is the soap?
542
00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:33,038
Score.
543
00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:08,824
(whirring sound)
544
00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:12,160
Yes!
545
00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:13,328
I'm growing!
546
00:31:14,122 --> 00:31:17,374
(loud whirring sound)
547
00:31:18,459 --> 00:31:20,460
(beeping)
548
00:31:23,798 --> 00:31:24,673
It's stuck!
549
00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:27,551
Aaah!!
550
00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:39,104
(intense whirring sound)
551
00:31:44,402 --> 00:31:46,403
(high-pitched scream)
552
00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:48,572
What the...?
553
00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:51,116
Son!
What is going on?
554
00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:54,870
Help!
555
00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:56,455
Get it off me!
556
00:31:56,539 --> 00:31:58,081
Okay, don't panic.
557
00:31:58,166 --> 00:31:59,583
We can do this
together, okay.
558
00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:03,837
I'm gonna brace, and
you brace, and you PULL!
559
00:32:03,963 --> 00:32:06,131
FUCK!
560
00:32:06,215 --> 00:32:07,758
Awwwwwwww!
561
00:32:07,842 --> 00:32:09,593
Okay, I have another idea.
562
00:32:09,677 --> 00:32:12,137
Now, hold on there - and
I'm gonna smash this bugger!
563
00:32:13,681 --> 00:32:15,766
Fire in the hole!
564
00:32:15,850 --> 00:32:17,434
FIRE!
565
00:32:19,979 --> 00:32:21,480
Aaaaah!
566
00:32:25,693 --> 00:32:27,319
Aaaaaaahhh!
567
00:32:29,739 --> 00:32:33,909
Aaaaaaaaahhhh!
568
00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:40,457
You know, kids... penis length
is nothing to be ashamed about.
569
00:32:40,583 --> 00:32:41,375
Dad.
570
00:32:42,877 --> 00:32:45,921
I frequently measured my own
penis when I was your age.
571
00:32:46,047 --> 00:32:47,839
Matter of fact I still do.
572
00:32:47,924 --> 00:32:51,426
But no matter where
I place that ruler,
573
00:32:51,552 --> 00:32:54,304
darned if I can
break five inches.
574
00:32:54,389 --> 00:32:59,101
So, Jarod. I know what it's
like to feel insecure...
575
00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:01,186
about your manhood.
576
00:33:02,438 --> 00:33:04,982
Well, it all started back
in my Navy days...
577
00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:07,651
you know, showering with
my fellow seamen.
578
00:33:07,735 --> 00:33:08,986
Oh my God.
579
00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:13,865
Yes, siree... oh boy, we spent
a lot of time in the showers.
580
00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,325
There was this one sailor...
581
00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:18,870
Zeke McGee was his name,
gosh darned if ZZZeke's "snake"...
582
00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:21,665
didn't hang down
past his knees.
583
00:33:21,749 --> 00:33:25,043
And if I close my eyes
and think about it...
584
00:33:25,169 --> 00:33:28,672
I can SMELL it,
like it was yesterday.
585
00:33:28,798 --> 00:33:33,301
Do you still keep in
touch with Big ZZZeke?
586
00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:34,678
Now that
you mention it...
587
00:33:34,762 --> 00:33:37,431
Dad!
Thank you for rescuing Jarod.
588
00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:39,516
Now will you please
get out of here.
589
00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:40,350
Certainly.
590
00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:41,893
But before I go,
I just want to say...
591
00:33:42,061 --> 00:33:44,396
that I really enjoyed
our little chat.
592
00:33:46,816 --> 00:33:48,108
Oh my goodness.
593
00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:55,866
Step, step, PUNCH!
594
00:33:55,950 --> 00:33:57,576
Step, step.
595
00:33:57,702 --> 00:34:00,370
Bounce... bounce bounce!
596
00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:03,957
Step, step, PUNCH!
597
00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:05,500
Sweat!
598
00:34:05,626 --> 00:34:07,544
Bounce, bounce.
599
00:34:10,089 --> 00:34:11,840
Step, step, PUNCH!
600
00:34:11,966 --> 00:34:13,633
Down!
601
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,510
Bounce, bounce.
602
00:34:15,636 --> 00:34:16,970
Step, PUNCH!
603
00:34:21,309 --> 00:34:22,476
Arch your backs.
604
00:34:25,188 --> 00:34:26,146
Alright alright.
605
00:34:26,272 --> 00:34:27,731
Take five, take five,
booty break.
606
00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:31,359
My God... she is
such a slavedriver!
607
00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:33,195
I know, my ass has
NEVER been tighter.
608
00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:42,704
Yo, yo.
609
00:34:42,830 --> 00:34:44,790
What's wrong, dawg?
610
00:34:44,874 --> 00:34:48,210
I need more maximus
in my gluteus.
611
00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:50,670
You lookin' fine to me, Papi.
612
00:34:54,842 --> 00:34:55,759
Wassup?
613
00:34:55,843 --> 00:34:56,802
Angel.
614
00:34:58,221 --> 00:34:59,888
Pleasure to meet you.
I'm Griff.
615
00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:04,309
(laughs)
616
00:35:04,477 --> 00:35:06,311
You want a homey
to notice your ass?
617
00:35:09,023 --> 00:35:10,982
You gotta work it on OUT.
618
00:35:11,067 --> 00:35:14,319
Yo DJ, pump up the volume!
619
00:35:14,654 --> 00:35:19,866
♪ All this bump and grind
makes everyone a freak, ♪
620
00:35:20,243 --> 00:35:23,954
♪ Let's get outside.
Baby, run way with me. ♪
621
00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:26,289
♪ Turn down the lights
and light up the party, ♪
622
00:35:26,457 --> 00:35:28,500
♪ I got the ride and
you got the naughty. ♪
623
00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:33,380
♪ Leave your boys with my girls
tonight, come home with me, a.s.a.p. ♪
624
00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:35,799
♪ Turn down the lights
and light up the party, ♪
625
00:35:36,008 --> 00:35:38,343
♪ I got the time and
you got the body. ♪
626
00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:40,345
♪ Leave your boys with my girls
tonight -- ♪
627
00:35:40,513 --> 00:35:41,721
Use what you got, dawg.
628
00:35:41,889 --> 00:35:42,848
♪ -- a.s.a.p. ♪
629
00:35:43,015 --> 00:35:47,394
♪ Tonight's the night and
it's only just begun, ♪
630
00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:50,147
♪ All the boys and the girls
want to fuck tonight; ♪
631
00:35:50,314 --> 00:35:52,482
♪ gotta turn the naughty on. ♪
632
00:35:52,775 --> 00:35:57,571
♪ Tonight's the night and
it's only just begun. ♪
633
00:35:57,738 --> 00:36:00,031
♪ All the boys and the girls
want to fuck tonight. ♪
634
00:36:00,950 --> 00:36:02,200
Like what you see, Papi?
635
00:36:02,785 --> 00:36:03,702
Indeed.
636
00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:11,918
I dance at Bodangles.
637
00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:14,838
You want a private lesson...
638
00:36:15,882 --> 00:36:16,673
Holla.
639
00:36:37,904 --> 00:36:38,695
Right on!
640
00:36:45,536 --> 00:36:46,453
Shit!
641
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,417
Maybe this isn't my sport.
642
00:36:52,585 --> 00:36:53,960
You just need a few pointers.
643
00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:55,670
Here, stand behind me.
644
00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:03,887
Now, feel how I grip my stick.
645
00:37:07,975 --> 00:37:09,935
I could teach you
a thing or two.
646
00:37:10,102 --> 00:37:11,436
Mmm-hmmm.
647
00:37:13,481 --> 00:37:14,147
Oh!
648
00:37:49,517 --> 00:37:56,189
♪ Look at me. Ugly duckling,
poindexter teen. ♪
649
00:37:57,108 --> 00:38:00,402
They'll laugh at me.
650
00:38:00,611 --> 00:38:05,073
♪ But somewhere
deep in a dream, ♪
651
00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:09,160
♪ I'm a beautiful queen. ♪
652
00:38:09,328 --> 00:38:12,664
♪ Tonight let's pretend ♪
653
00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:18,420
♪ that you are my boyfriend. ♪
654
00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:31,641
(cheers)
655
00:39:01,922 --> 00:39:03,923
(SPLAT)
656
00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:05,800
Big time CUM WHORE!
657
00:39:06,093 --> 00:39:10,138
They're all gonna
laugh at you!
658
00:39:21,275 --> 00:39:23,234
(club music plays)
659
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:35,163
White party,
black party, red party,
660
00:39:35,289 --> 00:39:38,208
geez, it all sounds
so sophisticated!
661
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,752
Yeah, I got so high
at the last Blue Ball
662
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,171
that I woke up with
a glow stick up my ass.
663
00:39:44,715 --> 00:39:45,965
It was blue.
664
00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:49,677
Ya know, we get you outta
those clothes and into the gym,
665
00:39:49,804 --> 00:39:51,304
you'll be
ready to party!
666
00:39:51,430 --> 00:39:54,015
My friends call me
"K" by the way.
667
00:39:54,141 --> 00:39:55,433
Cool.
668
00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:56,851
Is that short for something?
669
00:39:56,977 --> 00:39:58,353
Yeah, K-hole.
670
00:39:58,479 --> 00:40:00,271
But I'm all past that now.
671
00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:02,065
That's probably
for the best.
672
00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:05,318
Yeah, these days
it's all about the "G."
673
00:40:05,444 --> 00:40:06,778
I beg your pardon?
674
00:40:06,862 --> 00:40:08,405
GHB, girlfriend!
675
00:40:10,991 --> 00:40:11,825
Whew!
676
00:40:11,992 --> 00:40:12,700
You know what?
677
00:40:12,868 --> 00:40:14,953
I am an expert at dosing
right up to the limit.
678
00:40:15,162 --> 00:40:17,455
Whaddaya know, there's
a Charles Nelson Reilly...
679
00:40:17,581 --> 00:40:19,249
marathon on the
Game Show Network!
680
00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:21,709
Man, I am WICKED horny!
681
00:40:26,173 --> 00:40:28,174
(club music gets louder)
682
00:41:11,427 --> 00:41:13,386
(thud)
683
00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:16,848
Are you okay?
684
00:41:20,102 --> 00:41:21,269
Oh my God!
685
00:41:24,899 --> 00:41:27,108
One, two, three, four.
686
00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:30,236
It's not working -
it's not working.
687
00:41:30,404 --> 00:41:31,237
DO something.
688
00:41:34,450 --> 00:41:35,700
What are you DOING?
689
00:41:35,868 --> 00:41:37,785
Give me some of that.
I mean, let me try.
690
00:41:38,412 --> 00:41:40,872
We're not going to lose another one.
His belt's too tight.
691
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,333
He's not breathing, he's not
breathing! Get some air in there!
692
00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:45,001
Oh, good Lord - it's
time for defrib.
693
00:41:45,085 --> 00:41:46,085
Lube, lube.
694
00:41:46,212 --> 00:41:47,420
Plan B - LUBE.
695
00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:59,933
Three, two, one - CLEAR!
696
00:42:00,434 --> 00:42:01,351
Muthafucker!
697
00:42:01,810 --> 00:42:03,436
Holy shit, it worked.
698
00:42:03,771 --> 00:42:06,105
(club music resumes)
699
00:42:21,997 --> 00:42:24,749
♪ la la la la la la ♪
700
00:42:24,917 --> 00:42:25,750
Mom?
701
00:42:26,794 --> 00:42:27,669
Dad?
702
00:42:28,796 --> 00:42:30,171
Anyone home?
703
00:43:05,332 --> 00:43:07,333
(slurp)
704
00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:21,306
(squish squish)
705
00:43:42,328 --> 00:43:43,661
Hey, little guy.
706
00:44:18,155 --> 00:44:19,072
Son!
707
00:44:19,406 --> 00:44:21,032
It's not what it looks like!
708
00:44:21,241 --> 00:44:22,116
Andy?!
709
00:44:22,576 --> 00:44:25,662
- Ooohh!
- Ahhhhh!
710
00:44:25,913 --> 00:44:28,331
Don't overreact.
I'm sure there's an explanation.
711
00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:31,084
Oh my GOD!
712
00:44:34,421 --> 00:44:36,422
Mommie, I'm so sorry!
713
00:44:36,548 --> 00:44:40,218
I'm not mad at you,
I'm mad at the CRUMBS!
714
00:44:40,386 --> 00:44:43,638
This is not good,
it's not CLEAN!
715
00:45:07,496 --> 00:45:08,371
Mom?
716
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,418
I didn't hear you.
717
00:45:16,171 --> 00:45:17,714
You didn't come home.
718
00:45:20,426 --> 00:45:21,801
What's going on?
719
00:45:24,972 --> 00:45:26,180
I think...
720
00:45:29,810 --> 00:45:31,561
I like guys.
721
00:45:39,945 --> 00:45:41,487
DUH!
722
00:45:43,323 --> 00:45:45,408
What took you so long?
723
00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:53,958
I was sure you led an
"alternative lifestyle"...
724
00:45:54,126 --> 00:45:56,669
the first time you did Madonna.
725
00:45:56,879 --> 00:45:59,672
I mean, cripe, how many three
year-olds can say...
726
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:03,092
they've performed her entire
"Blonde Ambition" concert?
727
00:46:03,552 --> 00:46:05,386
Oh, "Strike a pose!"
728
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:07,889
Remember?
729
00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:13,436
Gotta admit though, I did
start to suspect a lot earlier.
730
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:18,483
Oh, see how you already had
that little "swish" in your step?
731
00:46:19,401 --> 00:46:23,237
Oh yeah, you were always
Mommie's "special boy."
732
00:46:24,323 --> 00:46:26,616
There you are at your
first rock concert.
733
00:46:27,743 --> 00:46:31,162
Carol Channing was
on fire that night!
734
00:46:31,872 --> 00:46:34,582
Oh, and that's the time you
dressed up like Karen Black...
735
00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:37,543
in Airport '75 when
we flew to Florida.
736
00:46:38,253 --> 00:46:40,630
"There's nobody
flying the plane!"
737
00:46:40,714 --> 00:46:42,507
Okay, okay!
I get it!
738
00:47:09,868 --> 00:47:12,078
Come on, get in!
739
00:47:13,121 --> 00:47:14,205
GET WET!
740
00:47:15,541 --> 00:47:17,458
I'm getting a start
on my summer reading.
741
00:47:17,626 --> 00:47:18,376
(splash)
742
00:47:18,544 --> 00:47:19,669
Hey, cut it out!
743
00:47:30,764 --> 00:47:32,014
No, Jarod!
744
00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:33,266
No!
745
00:47:33,392 --> 00:47:35,518
You know I pinned
you yesterday.
746
00:47:35,602 --> 00:47:36,435
No!
747
00:47:36,603 --> 00:47:38,604
(splash)
748
00:47:48,115 --> 00:47:52,076
(splashing)
749
00:47:59,835 --> 00:48:01,836
(laughs)
750
00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:06,757
Wo-ow.
751
00:48:07,801 --> 00:48:09,010
Look at those.
752
00:48:10,345 --> 00:48:11,262
What?
753
00:48:11,430 --> 00:48:12,638
Oh my God.
754
00:48:20,772 --> 00:48:22,440
I think I'm gonna fuck Beau.
755
00:48:24,318 --> 00:48:25,651
That's excellent.
756
00:48:25,777 --> 00:48:26,652
Yeah.
757
00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:29,822
We've been gettin'
really close.
758
00:48:30,866 --> 00:48:33,701
Almost did it the other day,
but... I stopped.
759
00:48:35,412 --> 00:48:36,287
How come?
760
00:48:37,289 --> 00:48:38,289
I don't know.
761
00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:40,875
I'm scared, Griff.
762
00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:44,170
What if I'm not ready?
763
00:48:46,965 --> 00:48:51,010
Well, the way I see it...
if you really like him,
764
00:48:51,136 --> 00:48:55,973
and you trust him...
then I say, go for it.
765
00:48:58,894 --> 00:49:01,562
No one understands
me like you do, Griffin.
766
00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:04,440
You're the best.
767
00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:07,902
Yeah.
768
00:49:09,154 --> 00:49:11,155
(smooch)
769
00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:16,410
Oh, yeah.
770
00:49:16,745 --> 00:49:17,995
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
771
00:49:19,581 --> 00:49:21,582
(instant message beep)
772
00:49:26,588 --> 00:49:28,631
Totally!
773
00:49:46,525 --> 00:49:47,900
BDSM?
774
00:49:51,697 --> 00:49:54,407
Of course.
775
00:50:09,881 --> 00:50:10,881
Oh yeah!
776
00:50:12,759 --> 00:50:17,972
Um... delicious.
777
00:50:22,602 --> 00:50:24,603
Oh yeah!
778
00:50:24,771 --> 00:50:26,647
(splurting sounds)
779
00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:45,207
What is the emergency?
780
00:50:45,375 --> 00:50:48,461
Griff finally tapped into the
security system in the locker room.
781
00:50:48,628 --> 00:50:51,088
Straight boy's
about to get naked.
782
00:50:52,340 --> 00:50:53,758
Get the fuck out of here, man.
783
00:50:56,344 --> 00:50:57,636
Place your bets,
Gentlemen.
784
00:50:57,804 --> 00:50:59,263
Ten bucks he's a show-er!
785
00:51:00,557 --> 00:51:02,600
Baby's got BACK!
786
00:51:02,726 --> 00:51:03,809
Dude, turn around.
787
00:51:03,935 --> 00:51:04,935
Deliver the package!
788
00:51:06,646 --> 00:51:08,230
You guys are ill,
you know that?
789
00:51:08,315 --> 00:51:09,398
How so?
790
00:51:09,566 --> 00:51:12,777
Look at yourselves, lusting
after the straight guy...
791
00:51:12,944 --> 00:51:14,570
you can never have.
792
00:51:14,654 --> 00:51:15,905
Aren't we beyond that?
793
00:51:15,989 --> 00:51:17,490
It's so '90's.
794
00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:20,076
He dropped the soap!
795
00:51:22,245 --> 00:51:23,496
This is so wrong.
796
00:51:26,249 --> 00:51:27,249
We have bush.
797
00:51:27,709 --> 00:51:29,794
Repeat, we have bush.
798
00:51:32,297 --> 00:51:33,297
Oh... my.
799
00:51:35,133 --> 00:51:37,009
Can you zoom in on that?
800
00:51:37,135 --> 00:51:38,636
Yes, indeed.
801
00:51:42,099 --> 00:51:43,891
Our boy's a show-er!
802
00:51:44,017 --> 00:51:46,519
Is he doing what I
think he's doing?
803
00:51:49,606 --> 00:51:51,982
He's fingering himself!
804
00:51:53,860 --> 00:51:56,779
He is a show-er AND a grower.
805
00:51:56,863 --> 00:51:59,323
Abercrombie & BITCH!
806
00:51:59,491 --> 00:52:01,909
Where the heck is Andy?!
807
00:52:03,286 --> 00:52:06,288
(door bell chime)
808
00:52:12,879 --> 00:52:13,838
Andy?
809
00:52:14,005 --> 00:52:15,464
Can I still come in?
810
00:52:16,883 --> 00:52:17,967
Rodzilla?
811
00:52:23,181 --> 00:52:24,473
Oh, what the hell.
812
00:52:31,523 --> 00:52:35,109
So, I take it you have
utmost experience?
813
00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:36,902
In "the scene?"
814
00:52:37,028 --> 00:52:38,362
Oh yeah.
815
00:52:38,530 --> 00:52:40,239
I'm an old pro.
816
00:52:42,617 --> 00:52:43,784
Cool hammock.
817
00:52:45,287 --> 00:52:46,954
Riiiight.
818
00:52:49,791 --> 00:52:52,668
I use bicycle horn instead
of safety-words.
819
00:52:53,753 --> 00:52:58,757
Excuse me while I go to slip into
something more comFORTable.
820
00:52:58,884 --> 00:52:59,842
Right on!
821
00:53:02,220 --> 00:53:04,305
What are you wearing?
822
00:53:04,472 --> 00:53:08,434
You mentioned water sports...
in case we wanted to take a dip.
823
00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:12,563
Marco... polo.
824
00:53:14,774 --> 00:53:17,151
(growls)
825
00:53:38,590 --> 00:53:39,256
C'mon!
826
00:53:39,382 --> 00:53:41,425
Go back to
lick-my-hairy-cherry.com!
827
00:53:41,551 --> 00:53:42,760
Holy shit.
828
00:53:47,974 --> 00:53:49,558
What the fuck?!
829
00:53:55,982 --> 00:53:58,275
There's a website where you
can tell the master...
830
00:53:58,401 --> 00:53:59,902
what you want
to do to the slave...
831
00:54:00,028 --> 00:54:04,657
Go to
rodzillas-interactive-dungeon.org.
832
00:54:04,783 --> 00:54:05,991
We're busy, Muff-ster.
833
00:54:06,159 --> 00:54:08,369
Yeah, sorry to break up
your little circle-jerk,
834
00:54:08,536 --> 00:54:10,329
but that's an ORDER!
835
00:54:14,501 --> 00:54:16,710
Hey, put that back!
836
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:22,549
Oh... my... God.
837
00:54:23,510 --> 00:54:25,469
(horn honk)
838
00:54:33,478 --> 00:54:35,479
(fabric rips)
839
00:54:38,441 --> 00:54:41,443
Heh heh heh...
840
00:54:47,534 --> 00:54:49,034
Rodzilla!
841
00:54:57,836 --> 00:54:59,253
Mr. Puckov!
842
00:55:00,255 --> 00:55:02,131
This is for my
Muslim comrades.
843
00:55:02,215 --> 00:55:03,716
Imperialist American SVINE!
844
00:55:03,842 --> 00:55:04,883
Ah, NO!
845
00:55:05,176 --> 00:55:07,136
Uh!
(laughs)
846
00:55:08,013 --> 00:55:11,181
Your "ugly American" scene
is driving me insane.
847
00:55:11,266 --> 00:55:14,393
Have another cheeseburger,
capitalist animal!
848
00:55:14,519 --> 00:55:16,061
OUCH!
849
00:55:16,187 --> 00:55:17,730
Oh my goodness.
850
00:55:17,856 --> 00:55:19,231
This is for Kathie Lee.
851
00:55:19,357 --> 00:55:20,941
Kelly Ripa, she sucks!
852
00:55:21,943 --> 00:55:25,988
Oh, go on, type
something in!
853
00:55:27,907 --> 00:55:30,951
Teach him a lesson!
854
00:55:32,287 --> 00:55:33,996
Okay, I'm serious,
that's enough.
855
00:55:35,707 --> 00:55:37,374
Could we just talk this out?
856
00:55:38,543 --> 00:55:40,127
Look, he hears us!
857
00:55:43,757 --> 00:55:45,215
Ahhhh!
858
00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:48,093
Supersize THIS,
mother-fucker!
859
00:55:48,845 --> 00:55:52,181
No. No. No. No. No...
860
00:55:52,265 --> 00:55:56,393
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
861
00:55:56,519 --> 00:56:04,443
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. YES.
862
00:56:04,569 --> 00:56:06,111
Holy shit!
863
00:56:06,279 --> 00:56:09,073
FIST HIS ASS!
864
00:56:10,950 --> 00:56:12,326
What's with the Cwisco?
865
00:56:13,745 --> 00:56:15,746
(snorting)
866
00:56:15,914 --> 00:56:17,664
This might take the edge off.
867
00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:23,170
(gags)
868
00:56:23,922 --> 00:56:24,755
Ewwww!
869
00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:28,634
(horn honk)
870
00:56:30,678 --> 00:56:34,014
Okay, Mr. Puckov?
871
00:56:34,140 --> 00:56:35,933
You like my table?
872
00:56:36,059 --> 00:56:38,560
My GLASS table?
873
00:56:43,149 --> 00:56:44,525
What's he doing?
874
00:56:49,656 --> 00:56:52,324
This one's out of my
jurisdiction, kid.
875
00:56:55,620 --> 00:56:57,413
Am I supposed
to do something?
876
00:56:58,832 --> 00:57:01,083
Ooooo, I love how
you play so dumb.
877
00:57:01,668 --> 00:57:05,170
Just close your eyes,
relax, and enjoy...
878
00:57:10,009 --> 00:57:16,014
Rodzilla loves
Belgian chocolate...
879
00:57:16,391 --> 00:57:18,392
(fart)
Ahh!!
880
00:57:19,310 --> 00:57:24,022
(incoherent muttering)
881
00:57:25,108 --> 00:57:27,109
(crash)
(car alarm)
882
00:57:36,536 --> 00:57:37,453
You know?
883
00:57:37,620 --> 00:57:41,039
Maybe this sex thing is just
not all it's cracked up to be.
884
00:57:41,624 --> 00:57:44,626
Maybe I should just hang
it up and become a Priest.
885
00:57:44,794 --> 00:57:47,463
Then you could finally
get laid, Sister Mary.
886
00:57:51,217 --> 00:57:55,012
Look, love is a
battlefield, kid.
887
00:57:55,597 --> 00:57:59,975
If at first we don't succeed,
you just try, try again.
888
00:58:00,059 --> 00:58:02,019
Yeah, but we're
running out of time.
889
00:58:02,103 --> 00:58:03,520
Summer's almost over!
890
00:58:03,688 --> 00:58:07,900
OK who has a hot
prospect for the weekend?
891
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:12,362
I do!
892
00:58:13,239 --> 00:58:13,864
Okay.
893
00:58:14,365 --> 00:58:19,536
International gay
superstar Richard Hatch...
894
00:58:19,662 --> 00:58:22,164
is coming to town
to sign his new book.
895
00:58:22,332 --> 00:58:25,792
So, I figured I'd go for it,
cause God knows...
896
00:58:25,877 --> 00:58:29,046
no one else around here
appreciates me.
897
00:58:29,130 --> 00:58:30,464
Rock on!
898
00:58:33,927 --> 00:58:35,219
What about you, Griff?
899
00:58:35,303 --> 00:58:36,887
Nada.
900
00:58:37,013 --> 00:58:39,097
Maybe the two of us
can check Bodangles.
901
00:58:39,224 --> 00:58:40,516
Yeah, sure.
902
00:58:40,683 --> 00:58:41,350
Cool.
903
00:58:42,810 --> 00:58:44,520
Hey kids, how's it hangin'?
904
00:58:45,355 --> 00:58:47,898
Dad, what are you wearing?
905
00:58:48,358 --> 00:58:51,360
Oh yeah, the old
man's "got it goin' on!"
906
00:58:51,486 --> 00:58:52,569
See ya at sea.
907
00:59:05,917 --> 00:59:10,879
That you so much.
It's an honor to meet you.
908
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:17,052
Oh my goodness.
909
00:59:23,142 --> 00:59:25,936
It is such an honor
to meet you...
910
00:59:28,314 --> 00:59:30,274
without digital censorship.
911
00:59:33,278 --> 00:59:35,153
And who should I
make this out to?
912
00:59:38,199 --> 00:59:42,411
Mr. Ben Dover.
913
00:59:43,830 --> 00:59:45,330
Oh you beast.
914
01:00:11,733 --> 01:00:17,112
♪ We started dancing and
love put us into a groove ♪
915
01:00:17,405 --> 01:00:20,741
♪ As soon as we started
to move ♪
916
01:00:24,078 --> 01:00:28,957
♪ The music played while our
bodies displayed through the dance ♪
917
01:00:29,542 --> 01:00:30,500
Hello.
918
01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:31,293
Hi.
919
01:00:36,549 --> 01:00:37,549
Nice ass, man.
920
01:00:38,551 --> 01:00:39,343
How are ya?
921
01:00:41,304 --> 01:00:43,305
Precious, mmm.
922
01:00:43,765 --> 01:00:48,101
♪ But when the music changed
the plan was rearranged ♪
923
01:00:48,269 --> 01:00:50,896
♪ He went to dance with
someone else ♪
924
01:00:51,064 --> 01:00:51,813
Hey.
925
01:00:54,359 --> 01:00:55,442
Good day, gents.
926
01:00:56,903 --> 01:00:59,279
Oh.
927
01:00:59,447 --> 01:01:02,574
Damn, I'd tap that ass.
It's so tight.
928
01:01:02,784 --> 01:01:05,452
(smack)
929
01:01:09,123 --> 01:01:12,626
♪ Let the music play
he won't get away ♪
930
01:01:12,794 --> 01:01:16,421
♪ Just keep the groove and then
he'll come back to you again ♪
931
01:01:17,507 --> 01:01:19,383
(clears throat)
932
01:01:19,550 --> 01:01:20,717
Hi.
933
01:01:20,843 --> 01:01:22,344
Hey, Griff.
934
01:01:22,428 --> 01:01:24,388
Griff, hey.
935
01:01:24,555 --> 01:01:26,306
Jarod's mentioned you.
936
01:01:26,307 --> 01:01:27,766
Cool.
937
01:01:27,975 --> 01:01:30,310
May I speak to
you for a minute?
938
01:01:30,436 --> 01:01:31,687
Sure thing.
939
01:01:35,441 --> 01:01:36,775
Alone.
940
01:01:39,070 --> 01:01:40,237
Be right back.
941
01:01:47,995 --> 01:01:49,705
What's goin' on?
942
01:01:49,872 --> 01:01:52,040
I thought it was just
going to be you and me.
943
01:01:53,584 --> 01:01:55,001
Is there a problem?
944
01:01:55,128 --> 01:01:56,420
Summer's almost over, J.
945
01:01:58,631 --> 01:02:00,132
Once we go off to college...
946
01:02:03,136 --> 01:02:04,136
Wait.
947
01:02:04,637 --> 01:02:06,263
Are you jealous?
948
01:02:08,599 --> 01:02:09,558
Fuck off.
949
01:02:15,189 --> 01:02:16,148
Everything okay?
950
01:02:20,820 --> 01:02:21,611
Yeah.
951
01:02:22,655 --> 01:02:23,488
Forget it.
952
01:02:27,201 --> 01:02:27,993
Griff.
953
01:02:28,161 --> 01:02:30,078
(phone rings)
954
01:02:30,246 --> 01:02:31,705
Rainbow Video,
Andy speaking.
955
01:02:32,206 --> 01:02:35,667
You are not gonna believe
who is in my room right now.
956
01:02:35,793 --> 01:02:36,752
Who?
957
01:02:36,878 --> 01:02:38,336
Richard Hatch!
958
01:02:38,504 --> 01:02:40,213
And I think he
wants to fuck me.
959
01:02:41,215 --> 01:02:44,676
I'm about to get anal from
a million dollar bear!
960
01:02:44,719 --> 01:02:47,262
Are you like... prepared?
961
01:02:47,388 --> 01:02:48,305
Oh yeah.
962
01:02:49,807 --> 01:02:51,433
I'm all set.
963
01:02:51,517 --> 01:02:53,018
Gotta run, kid.
964
01:02:53,186 --> 01:02:55,353
Boy Nico is about
to become a man.
965
01:03:04,363 --> 01:03:06,031
Better safe than sorry.
966
01:03:09,702 --> 01:03:11,703
(squish)
967
01:03:21,297 --> 01:03:23,298
(growls)
968
01:03:37,230 --> 01:03:38,396
Whoa.
969
01:03:59,919 --> 01:04:00,752
Woof.
970
01:04:07,927 --> 01:04:08,760
That's hot.
971
01:04:16,769 --> 01:04:18,562
Daddy likes it.
972
01:04:26,112 --> 01:04:28,113
Ohhhh...
973
01:04:35,580 --> 01:04:37,581
(growls)
974
01:04:41,586 --> 01:04:43,420
I forgot my car keys.
975
01:04:47,341 --> 01:04:48,842
Oh, no, no, no, no!
I just...
976
01:04:48,968 --> 01:04:50,635
What's this?
977
01:04:50,761 --> 01:04:52,637
It's a plantain.
978
01:04:54,140 --> 01:04:58,852
Okay, doll, love you,
call you, drive safe!
979
01:04:59,020 --> 01:05:00,770
(falling down stairs)
980
01:05:00,938 --> 01:05:02,731
Maybe this wasn't
such a great idea.
981
01:05:09,030 --> 01:05:19,080
(fart)
982
01:05:19,248 --> 01:05:20,498
Are you alright?
983
01:05:21,834 --> 01:05:22,667
I'm fine.
984
01:05:25,254 --> 01:05:28,089
(long wet fart)
985
01:05:28,966 --> 01:05:31,551
Can you excuse me
for one moment?
986
01:05:46,484 --> 01:05:53,114
♪ Love's the only drug ♪
987
01:05:54,367 --> 01:05:56,368
♪ The only drug for me ♪
988
01:05:59,038 --> 01:06:01,039
♪ can't you see ♪
989
01:06:04,043 --> 01:06:09,798
♪ love's the only drug ♪
990
01:06:11,092 --> 01:06:12,133
♪ Mmmm, yeah. ♪
991
01:06:14,929 --> 01:06:15,971
How old are you?
992
01:06:18,307 --> 01:06:19,599
Seventeen.
993
01:06:21,394 --> 01:06:22,686
Sorry, kid.
994
01:06:22,770 --> 01:06:25,230
WAY past your prime.
995
01:06:25,398 --> 01:06:27,315
(snaps)
996
01:06:42,707 --> 01:06:43,999
Whoa!
997
01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:47,043
Hey Mr. DJ, gimme a BEAT!
998
01:06:51,382 --> 01:06:54,300
(cheers)
999
01:07:08,482 --> 01:07:10,483
Shake your bon-bon!
1000
01:07:13,112 --> 01:07:14,362
Whoa!
1001
01:07:15,948 --> 01:07:17,574
♪ You've got a big booty ♪
1002
01:07:17,742 --> 01:07:20,452
♪ big ass
bend over and touch the grass ♪
1003
01:07:20,619 --> 01:07:24,789
♪ shake that shit from left to right
bounce it baby all night ♪
1004
01:07:24,999 --> 01:07:27,876
Damn boy, you workin'
that shit OUT!
1005
01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:32,213
♪ you got what it takes to make
a dollar on the stripper pole ♪
1006
01:07:32,548 --> 01:07:36,342
♪ tuck it in your G-string
damn that ass is beautiful ♪
1007
01:07:37,845 --> 01:07:39,512
Taught him everything
he know, yo!
1008
01:07:46,145 --> 01:08:01,785
Bubble-butt, bubble-butt,
bubble-butt, bubble-butt!
1009
01:08:02,078 --> 01:08:05,830
Bubble-butt, bubble-butt
bubble-butt, bubble-butt!
1010
01:08:05,998 --> 01:08:07,957
(POP)
1011
01:08:08,250 --> 01:08:10,251
(gasps)
1012
01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:13,880
(balloon deflating)
1013
01:08:23,015 --> 01:08:25,683
(laughs)
1014
01:08:32,149 --> 01:08:35,944
They're all gonna
laugh at you!
1015
01:08:36,237 --> 01:08:39,030
(laughs)
1016
01:08:43,077 --> 01:08:45,078
(phone rings)
1017
01:08:46,288 --> 01:08:49,624
- Rainbow Vid...
- I'm about to explode!
1018
01:08:49,708 --> 01:08:51,459
Did you take the enema?
1019
01:08:51,544 --> 01:08:54,754
Yeah, three of them.
1020
01:08:54,922 --> 01:08:56,339
Oh my God!
1021
01:08:57,049 --> 01:09:09,102
(long wet fart)
1022
01:09:10,604 --> 01:09:13,314
(fart fart fart)
1023
01:09:15,401 --> 01:09:19,487
(more farts)
1024
01:09:19,780 --> 01:09:20,864
Fuck this shit.
1025
01:09:23,492 --> 01:09:25,493
Hey, Andy.
Who's calling?
1026
01:09:25,661 --> 01:09:27,203
Ahhh... it's a wrong number.
1027
01:09:32,877 --> 01:09:34,169
Oh my goodness.
1028
01:09:34,962 --> 01:09:36,963
(little fart)
1029
01:09:40,426 --> 01:09:41,467
Richard?
1030
01:09:47,975 --> 01:09:54,439
♪ Another ray of sunshine
on a gay sunshine day. ♪
1031
01:09:54,648 --> 01:09:57,358
♪ Another milky way ♪
1032
01:09:57,610 --> 01:09:59,861
Your ass tastes so good.
1033
01:10:01,197 --> 01:10:05,074
♪ Another ray of sunshine... ♪
1034
01:10:08,329 --> 01:10:10,538
Looks like Little Jarod
likes it too.
1035
01:10:10,956 --> 01:10:12,874
Little... Jarod?
1036
01:10:20,716 --> 01:10:22,050
I've waited forever.
1037
01:10:27,514 --> 01:10:29,140
Dammit!
I fuckin' suck!
1038
01:10:32,061 --> 01:10:33,686
It's okay.
1039
01:10:33,854 --> 01:10:35,271
I'll get him back up again.
1040
01:10:39,068 --> 01:10:42,278
I'm sorry, it's not you.
1041
01:10:43,072 --> 01:10:43,947
But...
1042
01:10:48,744 --> 01:10:50,536
Can we try another time?
1043
01:10:51,872 --> 01:10:53,873
Mmmmm.
1044
01:10:54,291 --> 01:10:57,168
Please... please, stop!
1045
01:11:01,924 --> 01:11:03,258
Just take me home.
1046
01:11:08,013 --> 01:11:08,680
Fine.
1047
01:11:36,625 --> 01:11:38,626
Mmmm.
1048
01:11:39,795 --> 01:11:40,586
Jesus!
1049
01:11:57,980 --> 01:11:59,981
(clears throat)
1050
01:12:00,816 --> 01:12:02,817
Cu-cuckoo!
1051
01:12:18,876 --> 01:12:19,709
My eye!
1052
01:12:23,714 --> 01:12:24,464
Dad?
1053
01:12:40,939 --> 01:12:42,732
- Dad?
- Yep?
1054
01:12:42,858 --> 01:12:44,650
Can I ask you a question?
1055
01:12:44,777 --> 01:12:46,527
Certainly, son.
1056
01:12:46,612 --> 01:12:51,074
How did you know when you
were ready to have sex?
1057
01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:52,033
Oh.
1058
01:12:53,619 --> 01:12:55,828
Uh, well...
1059
01:12:55,996 --> 01:12:59,082
Unfortunately, my Uncle Earl
made that decision for me.
1060
01:13:00,501 --> 01:13:03,586
But only you can make
that decision, Andy.
1061
01:13:03,712 --> 01:13:05,004
Do you think you're ready?
1062
01:13:05,964 --> 01:13:06,798
Yeah.
1063
01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:08,883
I mean, a big
part of me does.
1064
01:13:09,051 --> 01:13:12,595
But I'm petrified
from the neck up.
1065
01:13:14,098 --> 01:13:15,640
Sounds like you
have your answer.
1066
01:13:16,725 --> 01:13:17,475
Yeah?
1067
01:13:17,518 --> 01:13:18,434
Yeah, yeah.
1068
01:13:18,519 --> 01:13:19,519
Yeah.
1069
01:13:19,686 --> 01:13:24,982
I think I should hold on
to my cherry for awhile.
1070
01:13:25,859 --> 01:13:26,734
Good boy.
1071
01:13:28,070 --> 01:13:33,866
Um, ah... I have
something to tell you.
1072
01:13:35,577 --> 01:13:36,702
Okay.
1073
01:13:38,455 --> 01:13:39,914
Daddy's a bi-sexshul.
1074
01:13:40,833 --> 01:13:42,333
And it's all because of you.
1075
01:13:43,961 --> 01:13:45,294
Gee, thanks, Dad.
1076
01:13:45,462 --> 01:13:51,634
No, what I mean is... you gave
me the courage to be "me."
1077
01:13:52,177 --> 01:13:55,888
But, now Andy, I think
you're not gonna love me anymore.
1078
01:13:56,056 --> 01:13:57,765
-Dad
- Well, that's what I think.
1079
01:13:58,517 --> 01:14:00,184
I'm afraid.
1080
01:14:00,227 --> 01:14:01,352
Oh, Dad, Dad, Dad.
1081
01:14:01,437 --> 01:14:02,979
Hey, hey, hey.
1082
01:14:03,147 --> 01:14:04,313
You're still the same person.
1083
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:05,940
-I'm still...
You're still the same person...
1084
01:14:06,024 --> 01:14:06,649
Still the same?
1085
01:14:06,733 --> 01:14:08,359
And I will always love...
-Always?
1086
01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:09,652
- I will always...
- You, alw...
1087
01:14:09,695 --> 01:14:10,987
- I will always...
- Alw...
1088
01:14:11,113 --> 01:14:13,489
- I will always...
- Al...
1089
01:14:13,574 --> 01:14:16,284
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU! Dad!
-You will always love ME?
1090
01:14:18,162 --> 01:14:20,121
Oh, Andy.
1091
01:14:24,042 --> 01:14:25,543
I will always love you.
1092
01:14:26,086 --> 01:14:27,086
Now, stop.
1093
01:14:29,548 --> 01:14:30,798
I gotta go, kid.
1094
01:14:54,364 --> 01:14:56,949
I cannot believe I almost
sucked my Dad's dick.
1095
01:14:58,243 --> 01:15:00,953
Desperate times call for
desperate measures, kid.
1096
01:15:01,955 --> 01:15:03,581
Maybe you should've done him.
1097
01:15:05,209 --> 01:15:09,086
I cannot believe a Survivor
winner heard me take a dump.
1098
01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:12,215
Suck it up, Girls.
1099
01:15:12,382 --> 01:15:15,259
Looks like my Labor Day
soirèe is gonna be...
1100
01:15:15,427 --> 01:15:18,846
your last chance to snag
a slice of the butt-pie.
1101
01:15:19,223 --> 01:15:22,683
Sex, sex, sex, that's all
we're ever talking about!
1102
01:15:22,809 --> 01:15:24,185
What's so good
about it anyway?
1103
01:15:24,353 --> 01:15:26,395
You know, I've had more luck
with my right hand
1104
01:15:26,480 --> 01:15:27,855
and my left index finger.
1105
01:15:30,108 --> 01:15:32,902
I can't believe you wanna
screw that sketchy go-go boy.
1106
01:15:32,986 --> 01:15:34,987
At least he's not
a brain-dead jock.
1107
01:15:35,113 --> 01:15:37,615
Sorry we can't all
be studs like you!
1108
01:15:37,783 --> 01:15:39,033
Guess what?
1109
01:15:41,245 --> 01:15:43,287
Tyler was the first guy
I've ever been with.
1110
01:15:45,082 --> 01:15:46,999
I was so nervous I
couldn't even get it up.
1111
01:15:47,167 --> 01:15:51,170
Now Beau wants me to top him at
the party and I'm scared to death.
1112
01:15:53,924 --> 01:15:55,091
Some STUD, huh?
1113
01:15:57,302 --> 01:15:59,345
Well, aren't we
getting testy?
1114
01:16:01,223 --> 01:16:06,269
Hey, hey, who told you
guys this was gonna be easy?
1115
01:16:06,395 --> 01:16:08,479
Sex can be messy, kids.
1116
01:16:08,647 --> 01:16:11,774
Full of penis drippings,
and ill-timed queefage...
1117
01:16:11,900 --> 01:16:14,318
and thirty-one flavors
of genital cheese.
1118
01:16:14,361 --> 01:16:16,112
What the FUUUUUCK!
1119
01:16:19,324 --> 01:16:21,826
He heard me take
a fart, Dawn.
1120
01:16:23,036 --> 01:16:25,079
Okay, fine.
1121
01:16:26,957 --> 01:16:28,874
You still don't
get it, do you?
1122
01:16:30,210 --> 01:16:32,211
Even after all
you've been through.
1123
01:16:33,672 --> 01:16:38,509
I was a stud long before
I ever licked a pussy.
1124
01:16:38,677 --> 01:16:42,680
Oh, great, a bull dyke's gonna
instruct us on the art of being men!
1125
01:16:42,764 --> 01:16:44,557
Damn right, bitch!
1126
01:16:45,767 --> 01:16:52,189
When you boys learn that having sex
doesn't make you a man...
1127
01:16:54,192 --> 01:16:59,363
maybe you'll finally pull
your pricks outta your poopshoots.
1128
01:17:02,534 --> 01:17:04,285
Criminy, kids.
1129
01:17:04,369 --> 01:17:07,079
I sure do hope you
get some ass-play.
1130
01:17:27,392 --> 01:17:28,434
You're sure, right?
1131
01:17:29,853 --> 01:17:30,603
Yeah.
1132
01:17:31,938 --> 01:17:33,147
I want you to top me.
1133
01:17:34,149 --> 01:17:36,317
You guys are gonna
BUTT-FUCK aren't you?
1134
01:17:36,401 --> 01:17:38,736
Butt-fuckers!
1135
01:17:38,904 --> 01:17:41,322
Butt-fuckers!
(slap slap slap)
1136
01:17:41,406 --> 01:17:44,325
Mini-Muff, get the
fuck out of here!
1137
01:17:44,409 --> 01:17:46,869
C'mon, I wanna watch!
1138
01:17:46,953 --> 01:17:48,746
NOW, Mini!
1139
01:17:48,914 --> 01:17:50,039
Awww, man.
1140
01:17:52,793 --> 01:17:54,043
I may need this.
1141
01:17:54,211 --> 01:17:56,379
Dude, don't be
a dick-burglar.
1142
01:18:01,718 --> 01:18:03,719
(laughs)
1143
01:18:17,984 --> 01:18:20,111
I'm glad you called
me back, Papi.
1144
01:18:20,529 --> 01:18:24,073
You know, I likes you
just the way you are.
1145
01:18:55,147 --> 01:18:58,482
(video game beeps)
1146
01:19:23,091 --> 01:19:25,760
Silver foxy...
1147
01:19:28,013 --> 01:19:29,764
You're Muffler's grandfather.
1148
01:19:30,807 --> 01:19:32,641
I've been accused of that.
1149
01:19:32,684 --> 01:19:35,311
And you are...?
1150
01:19:36,730 --> 01:19:38,397
Nico.
1151
01:19:38,565 --> 01:19:40,357
I'm Dawn's friend.
1152
01:19:42,235 --> 01:19:44,403
Enjoying yourself, Nico?
1153
01:19:45,071 --> 01:19:48,032
I'm startin' to feel
pretty darn happy.
1154
01:19:51,536 --> 01:19:52,912
Is that so?
1155
01:19:53,872 --> 01:19:58,834
And where is your
date this evening?
1156
01:19:59,169 --> 01:20:02,922
You're lookin' at one
stag fag, Herr Muffler.
1157
01:20:04,424 --> 01:20:06,383
Can I trouble you
for a highball?
1158
01:20:07,385 --> 01:20:10,137
I've had my fill
of this swill.
1159
01:20:10,889 --> 01:20:13,974
I'm afraid I'm gonna have
to see some proper I.D.
1160
01:20:16,770 --> 01:20:19,480
You have any good tequila?
1161
01:20:19,564 --> 01:20:21,023
Anejo?
1162
01:20:23,693 --> 01:20:25,361
Mmmmhmmm.
1163
01:20:26,029 --> 01:20:28,697
Aged eighteen years...
1164
01:20:28,865 --> 01:20:31,617
Just the way
Grandpa likes it.
1165
01:20:40,710 --> 01:20:43,546
(heavy breathing)
1166
01:20:56,643 --> 01:20:57,852
What is it, Papi?
1167
01:21:07,362 --> 01:21:08,946
You're feelin' your boy, huh?
1168
01:21:10,073 --> 01:21:11,282
I'm sorry, Angel.
1169
01:21:11,658 --> 01:21:13,200
It's all good, kid.
No sweat.
1170
01:21:14,828 --> 01:21:15,828
Use what you got.
1171
01:21:16,913 --> 01:21:17,913
And hurry.
1172
01:21:26,548 --> 01:21:28,048
- Wait!
- Shit!
1173
01:21:28,633 --> 01:21:29,633
Griff?
1174
01:21:29,801 --> 01:21:32,803
- I need to talk.
- I'm kinda busy, dude.
1175
01:21:32,971 --> 01:21:34,096
It's an emergency.
1176
01:21:38,602 --> 01:21:40,311
Can you hold that thought?
1177
01:21:41,146 --> 01:21:43,063
You've gotta be
fuckin' kidding me.
1178
01:21:51,281 --> 01:21:53,449
This better be
fucking good, Griff.
1179
01:21:53,617 --> 01:21:55,701
I had to tell you
before it was too late.
1180
01:21:58,997 --> 01:22:00,748
I love you, Jarod.
1181
01:22:03,627 --> 01:22:04,960
I'm in love with you.
1182
01:22:08,506 --> 01:22:09,715
For a long time.
1183
01:22:13,011 --> 01:22:14,470
I don't know what to say.
1184
01:22:14,930 --> 01:22:19,308
You don't have to say anything.
I just had to let you know.
1185
01:22:23,772 --> 01:22:25,397
We gonna fuck, or what?
1186
01:22:25,565 --> 01:22:27,274
Cause my balls
are turning blue.
1187
01:22:30,487 --> 01:22:31,528
I'm sorry, Beau.
1188
01:22:32,864 --> 01:22:33,989
I didn't know...
1189
01:22:36,201 --> 01:22:37,534
I had a boyfriend.
1190
01:23:26,418 --> 01:23:28,669
Yeah... yeah... yeah.
1191
01:23:33,341 --> 01:23:35,342
Oh oh oh oh oh oh!
1192
01:23:36,011 --> 01:23:38,929
(hysterical laughter)
1193
01:23:40,765 --> 01:23:43,475
And how Bette Davis
didn't win the Oscar...
1194
01:23:43,643 --> 01:23:47,229
for All About Eve is one of
the mortal sins of Hollywood!
1195
01:23:56,281 --> 01:23:59,742
If I told you you are
worldly, polished,
1196
01:23:59,784 --> 01:24:04,705
and sophisticated, would
you hold it against me?
1197
01:24:04,873 --> 01:24:10,085
My dear young boy, are
you trying to seduce me?
1198
01:24:11,838 --> 01:24:14,006
I don't know.
1199
01:24:14,132 --> 01:24:15,132
Am I?
1200
01:24:24,392 --> 01:24:29,646
Fasten your seatbelt, sonny.
It's going to be a bumpy night.
1201
01:24:31,608 --> 01:24:35,277
(video game beeps)
1202
01:24:40,241 --> 01:24:41,408
So. where's Jarod?
1203
01:24:42,660 --> 01:24:43,577
He dumped me.
1204
01:24:49,626 --> 01:24:50,751
Where's Griff?
1205
01:24:51,836 --> 01:24:53,962
Papi kicked me
to the curb, yo.
1206
01:25:07,060 --> 01:25:08,477
Oh, wow.
1207
01:25:08,561 --> 01:25:09,728
Wow.
1208
01:25:09,854 --> 01:25:12,022
Okay!
1209
01:25:12,190 --> 01:25:13,816
Wow.
1210
01:25:15,401 --> 01:25:16,485
Hi.
1211
01:25:21,533 --> 01:25:24,785
Oh... yeah.
1212
01:25:25,078 --> 01:25:29,289
So. um... well.
1213
01:25:30,416 --> 01:25:32,417
Uh, we can... use...
1214
01:25:37,382 --> 01:25:38,090
Wow.
1215
01:25:40,593 --> 01:25:43,053
So, uh, where are you guys from?
1216
01:25:46,057 --> 01:25:47,349
Okay.
1217
01:25:48,309 --> 01:25:49,643
Ay!
1218
01:25:49,811 --> 01:25:50,936
(smack)
OH!
1219
01:25:53,565 --> 01:25:56,316
Aaahhh!
1220
01:25:56,484 --> 01:25:57,943
Grandpa Muffler!
1221
01:25:58,111 --> 01:26:00,946
Oh Nico, heaven to Betsy!
1222
01:26:01,322 --> 01:26:03,365
Oh! Tap Grandpa's ass!
1223
01:26:05,952 --> 01:26:06,952
Oh, that's good.
1224
01:26:13,960 --> 01:26:16,587
Yo, you got
room for one more?
1225
01:26:17,255 --> 01:26:18,839
Ho!
1226
01:26:21,301 --> 01:26:22,342
Oh God!
1227
01:26:26,764 --> 01:26:30,726
There's a special place
inside me that you have FOUND!
1228
01:26:30,894 --> 01:26:32,311
My God help me!
1229
01:26:33,313 --> 01:26:36,899
Oh, "Queer as Folk", eat
your fucking heart out!
1230
01:27:13,269 --> 01:27:14,269
Good morning.
1231
01:27:16,147 --> 01:27:17,189
Thank God.
1232
01:27:19,651 --> 01:27:20,609
What?
1233
01:27:23,488 --> 01:27:24,863
I wasn't dreaming.
1234
01:27:42,340 --> 01:27:43,757
Morning, Beau.
1235
01:27:45,885 --> 01:27:47,219
Angel.
1236
01:28:03,486 --> 01:28:05,487
(video game beeps)
1237
01:28:05,655 --> 01:28:07,614
(batteries die)
1238
01:28:15,290 --> 01:28:17,082
And the moral of
the story is...
1239
01:28:17,250 --> 01:28:20,502
real men take it up the ass!
1240
01:28:24,048 --> 01:28:28,093
And the best butt-love...
is when you're really in love.
1241
01:28:31,472 --> 01:28:33,223
Don't look so blue.
1242
01:28:33,349 --> 01:28:35,642
We're gonna find
husbands someday.
1243
01:28:35,727 --> 01:28:36,727
I know.
1244
01:28:38,021 --> 01:28:40,147
It's just that...
summer's over.
1245
01:28:41,190 --> 01:28:42,566
We're not kids anymore.
1246
01:28:45,361 --> 01:28:47,612
I'm really gonna
miss you guys.
1247
01:28:48,031 --> 01:28:49,323
What the fuck!
1248
01:28:49,490 --> 01:28:51,199
You KNOW we're doin'
Spring Break...
1249
01:28:51,284 --> 01:28:53,160
in Ft. Lauderdale, bitch!
1250
01:28:55,121 --> 01:28:56,371
To the sequel.
1251
01:28:57,123 --> 01:28:58,749
To the sequel!
1252
01:28:59,625 --> 01:29:03,545
♪ Cause this is love
this is love ♪
1253
01:29:03,713 --> 01:29:14,181
♪ This is love
this is love ♪
1254
01:29:14,349 --> 01:29:37,579
♪ oooh hooo ♪
1255
01:29:49,217 --> 01:29:55,764
♪ Another ray of sunshine
on a gay sunshine day ♪
1256
01:29:56,516 --> 01:29:57,974
Would you like to dance?
1257
01:29:58,142 --> 01:29:59,810
I thought you'd never ask.
1258
01:30:02,438 --> 01:30:04,439
(laughs)
1259
01:30:13,783 --> 01:30:14,616
My lady.
1260
01:30:25,962 --> 01:30:27,462
Awwwww.
1261
01:30:28,965 --> 01:30:30,757
Awwww.
1262
01:30:30,967 --> 01:30:35,262
♪ Another ray of sunshine
on a gay sunshne day ♪
1263
01:30:35,430 --> 01:30:40,016
♪ Another milky way ♪
1264
01:30:40,184 --> 01:30:41,977
Hiya, kids.
1265
01:30:42,103 --> 01:30:43,562
Hi, Mrs. Hunter.
1266
01:30:45,273 --> 01:30:46,189
Muffler.
1267
01:30:48,276 --> 01:30:51,445
Oh... Mrs. Hunter.
1268
01:30:53,823 --> 01:30:54,739
Wow.
1269
01:31:02,999 --> 01:31:05,333
Okay, okay, we gotta know.
1270
01:31:05,793 --> 01:31:06,543
Muffler...
1271
01:31:08,546 --> 01:31:09,838
What's your secret?
1272
01:31:17,763 --> 01:31:20,140
AHHH!!!
1273
01:31:32,403 --> 01:31:38,450
♪ I'm walking through life
in nature's disguise ♪
1274
01:31:39,744 --> 01:31:45,457
♪ You laugh at me
and you criticize ♪
1275
01:31:45,625 --> 01:31:51,463
♪ 'Cause I'm happy, I'm carefree
and I'm gay ♪
1276
01:31:51,631 --> 01:31:55,258
♪ Yes, I'm gay
Ain't no fault ♪
1277
01:31:55,426 --> 01:32:00,347
♪ it's a fact
I was born this way ♪
1278
01:32:00,515 --> 01:32:04,392
♪ Now I won't judge you
don't you judge me ♪
1279
01:32:04,560 --> 01:32:08,563
♪ We're all the way nature
meant us to be ♪
1280
01:32:08,731 --> 01:32:40,679
♪ I'm happy, so carefree and I'm gay
I was born this way ♪
1281
01:32:45,643 --> 01:32:49,688
♪ Gonna tell the world
gonna let you know ♪
1282
01:32:49,855 --> 01:32:53,441
♪ Gonna tell the world
cause I've got to show it ♪
1283
01:32:53,609 --> 01:32:57,279
♪ Gonna tell the world
gonna let you know ♪
1284
01:32:57,446 --> 01:33:01,283
♪ Gonna tell the world
cause I've got to show it ♪
1285
01:33:01,450 --> 01:33:06,496
♪ This way ♪
1286
01:33:08,666 --> 01:33:14,087
♪ We are happy, we are carefree
we are gay ♪
1287
01:33:14,255 --> 01:33:16,381
♪ We were born this way ♪
1288
01:33:16,591 --> 01:33:21,469
♪ We're happy, we're carefree,
we're gay ♪
1289
01:33:21,637 --> 01:33:23,597
♪ We were born this way ♪
1290
01:33:24,056 --> 01:33:25,890
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