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How you doing, kiddo? Hey, Aunt Sophia.

How are you?

Good. Your mom says you need a doctor.

Uncle Sean had everything.

A much younger wife.

My Aunt Penny, I've wanted to bang her ever since they got married.

Aunt Vicki is stuck at work with a client.

She's going to be there until later tonight.

I just wanted to talk to her about my virginity.

After I graduated from college, it was impossible for me to find a job.

So, my Uncle Jay hired me to assist him at a startup company.

I can't calm down. It's so overwhelming.

What's overwhelming?

Coffee and Belcher are overwhelming?

It's just hard to focus.

I've had a huge crush on you.

Have you married Aunt Linda?

What?

No. It's not like we're related by blood or anything.

You know, the real thing feels a lot better than the fans do.

You know, my boyfriend was an older and more experienced guy.

Not a bad idea.

I promise.

I can make it better, thanks.

Jake!

You home?

Jake?

Yeah, I'm in my room.

Hey.

How you doing, kiddo? Hey, I'm Sophia.

How are you?

God, did your mom say you need a doctor?

No, I don't.

She said you're having some intense groin pain.

No, I'm fine.

Well, what is it?

Nothing.

Jake.

I'm a doctor.

Tell me what's going on. Maybe I can help.

I'm fine.

There's nothing to be embarrassed about or feel weird about.

I know.

Do you mind if I give you a quick exam?

Jake, I'm your doctor today, not your aunt.

Okay.

So is it pain in your groin?

Not exactly. It's on my penis.

Oh, on your penis.

Is it a...

Constant pain, or does it come and go?

Comes and goes.

Are you sexually active?

Oh, weird.

Jake, I'm a doctor.

No, I'm not sexually active.

Not at all?

No, my girlfriend isn't ready for sex, so she basically just gives me handjobs.

And every time she gives me handjobs, it, you know...

Hurts. Ah.

Okay.

Well, mind if I give you an exam?

Mind if I take a look?

Jake, I've seen hundreds of men's penises.

It's nothing to be embarrassed about.

I'm not embarrassed.

Then take off your pants.

Right now?

Hmm.

The skin is definitely irritated.

How often is she doing this to you?

Every weekend.

Sometimes twice a night.

Last night it was twice.

Wow.

Is she using any lubrication?

Lotion?

Saliva?

I'm sorry, it feels really good.

Okay, it's a natural reaction.

You know what?

This is an easy fix.

I think all you need is a little coconut oil.

It actually has some healing properties.

Just take a little dab onto the palm of your hand.

You just glide it onto the penis.

Just like that.

If you want, I can prescribe you some lotion for the pain, or you can just

keep using the coconut oil and see if the pain goes away.

It feels pretty good right now.

Good.

I'm doing my job.

So you've been dating this girl for six years, huh?

Yeah.

Wow.

No sex in six years, huh?

Yeah. Is she at least putting it in her mouth?

No.

Well, you know, if she's not going to fuck you, she at least has to find some

way to keep your dick lubricated while she's doing whatever it is she's doing

you.

You know.

It's not like we're related by blood or anything.

You wouldn't be having any of these problems if she would just keep it wet.

What are you doing?

Don't worry.

It's just a little home remedy that I know.

I saw you staring at them.

have healing qualities too.

Doctor. Oh my

god.

Huh?

Finish my exam?

Mm -hmm.

Make sure everything's working properly.

I think so.

She never does that.

In my professional opinion, I recommend at least one.

You've never had a pussy?

No. No, you've never tasted pussy?

Like

you're

sucking on a peach.

You get all that moisture.

You want it dripping down your face.

Oh, my

gosh.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, is that dicking a little dry?

Oh, my God.

think about something else, okay?

Oh, my God.

How does that feel?

So good. Yeah?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, you're doing so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. It's so good just like that.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God, let me just take that shit.

That is how you get a pussy wet.

Right there.

Tell me.

Let's see what you've got.

My girlfriend is missing out.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, you're gonna be so... Oh

my god. Oh yeah,

deep just like that. Yeah.

Oh my god, I wanna feel that deep fucking thrust all the way up.

Oh my god, yes.

Come on.

Slapping my pussy.

Oh, if I could do reference.

Women love that.

Oh, your girlfriend's going to love it too.

Yeah.

go harder.

Yes. Oh, my God. Just take that.

Amazing. Yes.

My girlfriend.

Yeah? I want you to count all of my big titties.

when you can feel those balls getting tight.

how much you care.

I'd say we fixed your problem.

That's what doctors are for.

Whenever my uncle Sean was out of town, I'd skip class and sneak over to his

house. Sean had everything. A huge pool, fully stocked fridge, everything a guy

could possibly want, including a much younger wife.

Why not Penny?

I've wanted to bang her ever since I got married.

I'd sneak through her dirty laundry whenever I was at Uncle Sean's, and

well, you can figure out the rest.

Aren't you supposed to be in class?

What? Uh, I thought you were in New York with Uncle Sean.

Mm -hmm.

Turned out to be a boy's trip.

Care to explain what you are doing here?

Napping. I didn't really feel like going to class, so I decided to come here and

chill. Oh, yeah?

Didn't look like you were just napping.

What are you talking about?

These. You were smelling them when I came in.

No, I wasn't. I was just checking the ties. I want to get my girlfriend a

Well,

I'm a small.

Cool.

You know, the real thing smells a lot better than those panties do.

What the fuck are you doing?

Oh, come on, Lucas. Be a man and come clean.

If you do...

I'll let you have a whiff.

Aunt Penny?

Oh, come on.

It's been so long since I've had a new cock.

I was supposed to have married your uncle.

Why don't we just help each other out a little bit?

What? You're not interested?

No.

I think... You're fucking with me. I know you're fucking with me.

No, I'm dead serious.

And you better give me what I want, or I'm going to tell your uncle what you

were doing while he was away.

I don't think he'd like to hear that his nephew was breaking into his house and

smelling his wife's panties.

Do you?

No.

Take your shoes off.

Make yourself comfortable.

Come on.

You can be yourself right now, Penny.

Let me see this.

Oh, come on.

What? Don't tell me you've never been kissed by a girl before.

Um... Not when it's experienced and... Oh, you mean a woman?

Mmm.

Well, then you're in for a treat.

You know where to go.

I know, but as soon as I saw you sniffing my panties, all

I knew was that I had to have you.

Thank you.

You think so, sweetheart?

Oh.

Thank you.

So...

Fuck, girls my age do not do that.

You have to appreciate me.

Keep it up.

It's okay.

Can I tell Uncle Sean?

No. Okay, I don't want him to feel like I cuckolded him or something.

It's okay.

He's such a bad guy anyway.

Okay,

sure.

All right, I'll tell her.

I need to see her.

All right. No, she just stopped by because she wanted to talk to you.

Your Aunt Vicki is stuck at work with a client, and she's going to be there till

later tonight.

And she said for you to call her a little later, or she'll call you on the

home.

Oh, that's fine. I just wanted to talk to her about some stuff that I'm

not really comfortable talking to my mom about.

Well, maybe I can help.

Oh. It's okay, Uncle Tommy.

I guess I... It's kind of personal, and it's more just girl talk.

Well, maybe you could talk to me.

I don't know.

I might surprise you.

Give me a try.

Well... It's my virginity.

You're a virgin.

Yeah, but all my friends are constantly having sex, and I tried a week ago with

my boyfriend, but then I got super nervous, and then I felt like I wasn't

so we got in a huge fight, and I'm just so embarrassed.

Chloe, there's nothing to be embarrassed about. I mean, your virginity is an

important thing.

I wouldn't be ashamed.

The last thing you want to do is be Pressured into doing something you don't

want to do by a boyfriend or anyone else.

But I want to have sex.

I just don't know how and what to do, and that's why I came here to talk to

Vicki about it.

Well, you have any experience with sex?

Yeah, I've given him some handjobs, but he doesn't really like it.

Maybe it's my rhythm, or maybe he just wants more.

I don't know.

What else other than handjobs?

I tried giving him a blowjob once, but he didn't like that either.

What is it you think he didn't like about it?

I guess maybe it wasn't deep enough in my mouth, or maybe...

I don't know, but he told me to stop.

And I feel like I could be so good at those things if only I could practice.

But I don't have anybody to practice with.

You know, Chloe, when I was younger, I met an older woman who had a lot of

experience. And I had none.

She taught me everything I know.

Something your Aunt Vicki is.

very grateful for.

So are you saying I should cheat on my boyfriend with an older and more

experienced guy?

That's not a bad idea.

I just don't know any older guys.

What about me?

You?

What, you don't think I could... show you a thing or two?

I mean, we're not blood related or anything.

Yeah, but wouldn't Aunt Vicki get mad?

Not if she didn't know.

I mean, even if she did find out.

She'd probably be glad I took you under my wing.

Really?

Well, in this situation, maybe we won't tell her.

You'd really do that for me?

I think every young woman should learn from somebody with far more experience

than them.

And in this case, it's me.

First thing you have to do is learn to relax.

Okay?

This will be fun.

Excited?

Oh, yeah.

Me too.

What would you like to do first?

Well, I guess I'd like to learn how to get good at handjobs.

Let's get started.

Show me what you know, and then I'll help you out.

Okay. Put your hand down there.

Is this good?

I feel like I'm always doing it wrong.

No, just take notice. No.

Yeah, that's good.

Is my hand, like, wrapped around it like it should be?

Perfect.

Does it feel good?

Yeah.

Mmm, that's good.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

I like what you're doing now.

I like

how

you rub my pussy like that.

I feel myself getting wet.

Yeah.

When you get wet, that means you're turned on.

Excuse me.

Yeah,

it's really, really hard.

Yeah, I just fucking turn excited.

like when you rub on my pussy oh my god it feels so good oh

my god yes

Oh.

Yeah.

spit on it.

It helps you do it, right?

Maybe you get wet with your hand too and you can slide your hand up and down.

That's that.

Yeah, you got more spit?

That might be good.

Was that good?

Keep trying again.

You can use your hand and your mouth at the same time. Yeah, that's it.

Get the hands going up and down.

Yeah.

Keep using your hand up and down.

Yeah,

look at the balls.

Cut the balls.

Come on.

Yeah.

Yeah.

All right.

I've been up the wrong way.

Yeah, a couple more lessons and you'll be so fine.

Good.

You having fun?

You can increase your speed and then slow down a little bit.

Am I doing a good job so far?

No.

No air?

I can't believe I've never done this before.

It feels so good.

Thank you.

After I graduated from college, it was impossible for me to find a job. So, my

Uncle Jay hired me to assist him at a startup company.

He worked from home, so I thought it would be a good place to learn, but I

completely wrong.

Jerry, let me call you back.

How many times have I told you I'm lactose intolerant?

And I asked you the way I always do, for soy milk.

I'm sorry, Uncle Jay, I'll get you another one.

Forget the coffee.

I need to prep for my meeting at 2.

Did you check the contract?

Yes, it's in the folder.

There's

spelling

errors in here.

Didn't you check it?

This is so overwhelming.

What's overwhelming?

Coffee and spellcheck are overwhelming?

It's just a lot to remember with everything else going on. And I know you

parents a favor because you're family. But if you wanted to fire me, I

understand. Okay.

You are blowing this way of proportion now.

No, I'm really not.

Listen, every boss...

Hopes that their new employee will be perfect right up the gate.

But that rarely happens.

But I'm so far from perfect.

Maybe you should start writing everything down.

Fine milk and coffee.

Spell check the contract.

File by date, not name.

That way, you'll know what's required and eventually become second nature.

But what if it doesn't?

Can't say.

Yes, you can.

What?

Is it the learning disability?

No.

I mean... God, I can't believe I'm going to say this.

I've had a huge crush on you since you married Aunt Linda.

What?

You're gorgeous.

Your hair, your shoulders, the way you smell.

It's just hard to focus.

Chloe, I'm your uncle.

Not by blood, you're not.

And I'm married.

I know.

But what if we messed around?

Just one time.

And if you hated it, we'd never have to do it again.

But if you loved it, maybe make me a more valuable employee.

Chloe.

I may not be good at my job, but I

promise I can be good at other things.

We'd be done before your meeting.

Mwah!

Can you slide me? Oh my god.

We'll see you in the car.

GAH!

Yes, yes.

Yes,

I understand.

Cool.