All language subtitles for 27-Fa

How you doing, kiddo? Hey, Aunt Sophia.

How are you?

Good. Your mom says you need a doctor.

Uncle Sean had everything.

A much younger wife.

My Aunt Penny, I've wanted to bang her
ever since they got married.

Aunt Vicki is stuck at work with a
client.

She's going to be there until later
tonight.

I just wanted to talk to her about my
virginity.

After I graduated from college, it was
impossible for me to find a job.

So, my Uncle Jay hired me to assist him
at a startup company.

I can't calm down. It's so overwhelming.

What's overwhelming?

Coffee and Belcher are overwhelming?

It's just hard to focus.

I've had a huge crush on you.

Have you married Aunt Linda?

What?

No. It's not like we're related by blood
or anything.

You know, the real thing feels a lot
better than the fans do.

You know, my boyfriend was an older and
more experienced guy.

Not a bad idea.

I promise.

I can make it better, thanks.

Jake!

You home?

Jake?

Yeah, I'm in my room.

Hey.

How you doing, kiddo? Hey, I'm Sophia.

How are you?

God, did your mom say you need a doctor?

No, I don't.

She said you're having some intense
groin pain.

No, I'm fine.

Well, what is it?

Nothing.

Jake.

I'm a doctor.

Tell me what's going on. Maybe I can
help.

I'm fine.

There's nothing to be embarrassed about
or feel weird about.

I know.

Do you mind if I give you a quick exam?

Jake, I'm your doctor today, not your
aunt.

Okay.

So is it pain in your groin?

Not exactly. It's on my penis.

Oh, on your penis.

Is it a...

Constant pain, or does it come and go?

Comes and goes.

Are you sexually active?

Oh, weird.

Jake, I'm a doctor.

No, I'm not sexually active.

Not at all?

No, my girlfriend isn't ready for sex,
so she basically just gives me handjobs.

And every time she gives me handjobs,
it, you know...

Hurts. Ah.

Okay.

Well, mind if I give you an exam?

Mind if I take a look?

Jake, I've seen hundreds of men's
penises.

It's nothing to be embarrassed about.

I'm not embarrassed.

Then take off your pants.

Right now?

Hmm.

The skin is definitely irritated.

How often is she doing this to you?

Every weekend.

Sometimes twice a night.

Last night it was twice.

Wow.

Is she using any lubrication?

Lotion?

Saliva?

I'm sorry, it feels really good.

Okay, it's a natural reaction.

You know what?

This is an easy fix.

I think all you need is a little coconut
oil.

It actually has some healing properties.

Just take a little dab onto the palm of
your hand.

You just glide it onto the penis.

Just like that.

If you want, I can prescribe you some
lotion for the pain, or you can just

keep using the coconut oil and see if
the pain goes away.

It feels pretty good right now.

Good.

I'm doing my job.

So you've been dating this girl for six
years, huh?

Yeah.

Wow.

No sex in six years, huh?

Yeah. Is she at least putting it in her
mouth?

No.

Well, you know, if she's not going to
fuck you, she at least has to find some

way to keep your dick lubricated while
she's doing whatever it is she's doing

you.

You know.

It's not like we're related by blood or
anything.

You wouldn't be having any of these
problems if she would just keep it wet.

What are you doing?

Don't worry.

It's just a little home remedy that I
know.

I saw you staring at them.

have healing qualities too.

Doctor. Oh my

god.

Huh?

Finish my exam?

Mm -hmm.

Make sure everything's working properly.

I think so.

She never does that.

In my professional opinion, I recommend
at least one.

You've never had a pussy?

No. No, you've never tasted pussy?

Like

you're

sucking on a peach.

You get all that moisture.

You want it dripping down your face.

Oh, my

gosh.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, is that dicking a little dry?

Oh, my God.

think about something else, okay?

Oh, my God.

How does that feel?

So good. Yeah?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, you're doing so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. It's so good just like that.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God, let me just take that shit.

That is how you get a pussy wet.

Right there.

Tell me.

Let's see what you've got.

My girlfriend is missing out.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, you're gonna be so... Oh

my god. Oh yeah,

deep just like that. Yeah.

Oh my god, I wanna feel that deep
fucking thrust all the way up.

Oh my god, yes.

Come on.

Slapping my pussy.

Oh, if I could do reference.

Women love that.

Oh, your girlfriend's going to love it
too.

Yeah.

go harder.

Yes. Oh, my God. Just take that.

Amazing. Yes.

My girlfriend.

Yeah? I want you to count all of my big
titties.

when you can feel those balls getting
tight.

how much you care.

I'd say we fixed your problem.

That's what doctors are for.

Whenever my uncle Sean was out of town,
I'd skip class and sneak over to his

house. Sean had everything. A huge pool,
fully stocked fridge, everything a guy

could possibly want, including a much
younger wife.

Why not Penny?

I've wanted to bang her ever since I got
married.

I'd sneak through her dirty laundry
whenever I was at Uncle Sean's, and

well, you can figure out the rest.

Aren't you supposed to be in class?

What? Uh, I thought you were in New York
with Uncle Sean.

Mm -hmm.

Turned out to be a boy's trip.

Care to explain what you are doing here?

Napping. I didn't really feel like going
to class, so I decided to come here and

chill. Oh, yeah?

Didn't look like you were just napping.

What are you talking about?

These. You were smelling them when I
came in.

No, I wasn't. I was just checking the
ties. I want to get my girlfriend a

Well,

I'm a small.

Cool.

You know, the real thing smells a lot
better than those panties do.

What the fuck are you doing?

Oh, come on, Lucas. Be a man and come
clean.

If you do...

I'll let you have a whiff.

Aunt Penny?

Oh, come on.

It's been so long since I've had a new
cock.

I was supposed to have married your
uncle.

Why don't we just help each other out a
little bit?

What? You're not interested?

No.

I think... You're fucking with me. I
know you're fucking with me.

No, I'm dead serious.

And you better give me what I want, or
I'm going to tell your uncle what you

were doing while he was away.

I don't think he'd like to hear that his
nephew was breaking into his house and

smelling his wife's panties.

Do you?

No.

Take your shoes off.

Make yourself comfortable.

Come on.

You can be yourself right now, Penny.

Let me see this.

Oh, come on.

What? Don't tell me you've never been
kissed by a girl before.

Um... Not when it's experienced and...
Oh, you mean a woman?

Mmm.

Well, then you're in for a treat.

You know where to go.

I know, but as soon as I saw you
sniffing my panties, all

I knew was that I had to have you.

Thank you.

You think so, sweetheart?

Oh.

Thank you.

So...

Fuck, girls my age do not do that.

You have to appreciate me.

Keep it up.

It's okay.

Can I tell Uncle Sean?

No. Okay, I don't want him to feel like
I cuckolded him or something.

It's okay.

He's such a bad guy anyway.

Okay,

sure.

All right, I'll tell her.

I need to see her.

All right. No, she just stopped by
because she wanted to talk to you.

Your Aunt Vicki is stuck at work with a
client, and she's going to be there till

later tonight.

And she said for you to call her a
little later, or she'll call you on the

home.

Oh, that's fine. I just wanted to talk
to her about some stuff that I'm

not really comfortable talking to my mom
about.

Well, maybe I can help.

Oh. It's okay, Uncle Tommy.

I guess I... It's kind of personal, and
it's more just girl talk.

Well, maybe you could talk to me.

I don't know.

I might surprise you.

Give me a try.

Well... It's my virginity.

You're a virgin.

Yeah, but all my friends are constantly
having sex, and I tried a week ago with

my boyfriend, but then I got super
nervous, and then I felt like I wasn't

so we got in a huge fight, and I'm just
so embarrassed.

Chloe, there's nothing to be embarrassed
about. I mean, your virginity is an

important thing.

I wouldn't be ashamed.

The last thing you want to do is be
Pressured into doing something you don't

want to do by a boyfriend or anyone
else.

But I want to have sex.

I just don't know how and what to do,
and that's why I came here to talk to

Vicki about it.

Well, you have any experience with sex?

Yeah, I've given him some handjobs, but
he doesn't really like it.

Maybe it's my rhythm, or maybe he just
wants more.

I don't know.

What else other than handjobs?

I tried giving him a blowjob once, but
he didn't like that either.

What is it you think he didn't like
about it?

I guess maybe it wasn't deep enough in
my mouth, or maybe...

I don't know, but he told me to stop.

And I feel like I could be so good at
those things if only I could practice.

But I don't have anybody to practice
with.

You know, Chloe, when I was younger, I
met an older woman who had a lot of

experience. And I had none.

She taught me everything I know.

Something your Aunt Vicki is.

very grateful for.

So are you saying I should cheat on my
boyfriend with an older and more

experienced guy?

That's not a bad idea.

I just don't know any older guys.

What about me?

You?

What, you don't think I could... show
you a thing or two?

I mean, we're not blood related or
anything.

Yeah, but wouldn't Aunt Vicki get mad?

Not if she didn't know.

I mean, even if she did find out.

She'd probably be glad I took you under
my wing.

Really?

Well, in this situation, maybe we won't
tell her.

You'd really do that for me?

I think every young woman should learn
from somebody with far more experience

than them.

And in this case, it's me.

First thing you have to do is learn to
relax.

Okay?

This will be fun.

Excited?

Oh, yeah.

Me too.

What would you like to do first?

Well, I guess I'd like to learn how to
get good at handjobs.

Let's get started.

Show me what you know, and then I'll
help you out.

Okay. Put your hand down there.

Is this good?

I feel like I'm always doing it wrong.

No, just take notice. No.

Yeah, that's good.

Is my hand, like, wrapped around it like
it should be?

Perfect.

Does it feel good?

Yeah.

Mmm, that's good.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

I like what you're doing now.

I like

how

you rub my pussy like that.

I feel myself getting wet.

Yeah.

When you get wet, that means you're
turned on.

Excuse me.

Yeah,

it's really, really hard.

Yeah, I just fucking turn excited.

like when you rub on my pussy oh my god
it feels so good oh

my god yes

Oh.

Yeah.

spit on it.

It helps you do it, right?

Maybe you get wet with your hand too and
you can slide your hand up and down.

That's that.

Yeah, you got more spit?

That might be good.

Was that good?

Keep trying again.

You can use your hand and your mouth at
the same time. Yeah, that's it.

Get the hands going up and down.

Yeah.

Keep using your hand up and down.

Yeah,

look at the balls.

Cut the balls.

Come on.

Yeah.

Yeah.

All right.

I've been up the wrong way.

Yeah, a couple more lessons and you'll
be so fine.

Good.

You having fun?

You can increase your speed and then
slow down a little bit.

Am I doing a good job so far?

No.

No air?

I can't believe I've never done this
before.

It feels so good.

Thank you.

After I graduated from college, it was
impossible for me to find a job. So, my

Uncle Jay hired me to assist him at a
startup company.

He worked from home, so I thought it
would be a good place to learn, but I

completely wrong.

Jerry, let me call you back.

How many times have I told you I'm
lactose intolerant?

And I asked you the way I always do, for
soy milk.

I'm sorry, Uncle Jay, I'll get you
another one.

Forget the coffee.

I need to prep for my meeting at 2.

Did you check the contract?

Yes, it's in the folder.

There's

spelling

errors in here.

Didn't you check it?

This is so overwhelming.

What's overwhelming?

Coffee and spellcheck are overwhelming?

It's just a lot to remember with
everything else going on. And I know you

parents a favor because you're family.
But if you wanted to fire me, I

understand. Okay.

You are blowing this way of proportion
now.

No, I'm really not.

Listen, every boss...

Hopes that their new employee will be
perfect right up the gate.

But that rarely happens.

But I'm so far from perfect.

Maybe you should start writing
everything down.

Fine milk and coffee.

Spell check the contract.

File by date, not name.

That way, you'll know what's required
and eventually become second nature.

But what if it doesn't?

Can't say.

Yes, you can.

What?

Is it the learning disability?

No.

I mean... God, I can't believe I'm going
to say this.

I've had a huge crush on you since you
married Aunt Linda.

What?

You're gorgeous.

Your hair, your shoulders, the way you
smell.

It's just hard to focus.

Chloe, I'm your uncle.

Not by blood, you're not.

And I'm married.

I know.

But what if we messed around?

Just one time.

And if you hated it, we'd never have to
do it again.

But if you loved it, maybe make me a
more valuable employee.

Chloe.

I may not be good at my job, but I

promise I can be good at other things.

We'd be done before your meeting.

Mwah!

Can you slide me? Oh my god.

We'll see you in the car.

GAH!

Yes, yes.

Yes,

I understand.

Cool.