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Hi, I'm Vanessa, taking care of business
Vega. I'm 5 '3", 130 pounds, fighting
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out of Los Angeles, California.
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I'm Josh DeSage Rivers.
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I am 6 '2", 170, and I'm fighting out of
Los Angeles, California.
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Come on, you guys. I'm the seasoned vet
here. You think this little boy is going
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to come in and take this from me? No.
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This little boy has another thing
coming.
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Listen, I have a way better record than
this hottie over here, so I know I'm
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going to win.
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After I destroy him in this sex fight,
I'm going to destroy him with my hand.
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Job.
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And after I destroy her in the sex
fight, I'm going to bless her with all
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knowledge.
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Evolve Fight Mixed Wrestling. We have an
awesome matchup for you today. We have
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back on the mask, always taking care of
business, Vanessa Vega.
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She will be taking on the stage, Josh
Rivers.
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Six minutes on the clock. This is round
one, wrestlers.
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What?
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Your smile is scary.
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The dick is really far away.
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There we go.
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How you doing? Where is it?
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Give me that fucking dick.
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Just reaching under the panties. Ooh,
your dick's really thick.
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I like it.
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She hasn't seen it. She can only see it.
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It's like the parable of all those
Buddhists touching a different part of
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elephant. I told you, you didn't want to
get between my legs.
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Enjoy my boots.
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She's got herself stuck here, too,
though.
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Easy on the knee there.
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Take his back. Take his back.
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You've got to follow through.
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on her shoulders, motherfucker.
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Watch your own shoulders there. Your
arms are up. It will be painful if she
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moves in a certain direction.
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You want to protect yourself there,
Vanessa.
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Yes! You need to face him. I would put
my arms behind me.
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That's never a good idea.
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I will never let go!
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Josh, this may be the one and only time
a female fights you to make sure she
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takes your dick.
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She's got a speed trap.
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She's got that hips control.
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No, I like it. You can still suck it.
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Keep those shoulders up, Vanessa.
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Shoulders up.
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Keep rolling over.
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Keep rolling, keep rolling.
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It's not working.
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That's not working.
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She's an animal.
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Uh -huh.
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Oh, do you want a chance?
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Come here. Terrible idea. Come here.
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That may have lost you the match.
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Great.
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and grab his dick and reach your arm
behind you. That's a very dangerous
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to do.
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You fucking... I learned from that.
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She's still grabbing the dick. She's
trying to.
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She's trying to get it.
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Using his head to block her.
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that thick cock even though he wasn't
fully hard I don't know what happened to
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my head I turned into a sex criminal I
couldn't think straight my mouth just
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went to one point so you know I'll try
and get my head in the next game or get
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some head in listen I knew those thighs
were going to be a problem but after a
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couple minutes I figured out my strategy
and now I know what I'm going to do
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next and I'm going to win this fight
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The judges scored round one a 10 -9
round, giving that two taking care of
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business over here.
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She had control of that dick for most of
the round here. We have six minutes on
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the clock for round two. What?
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Okay.
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Somebody ate their Wheaties for
breakfast.
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Grab his dick.
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Get your knees. Grab his dick.
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Give you some wrestling tips and some
life tips here, Vanessa.
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Sometimes you just need to learn when to
let go. Sometimes you hang on to things
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that aren't serving you.
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Like that headlock, for instance.
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Sometimes turning your back on something
isn't the best idea. Sometimes we need
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to face our fears.
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Directly. Face on.
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Head on.
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There you go. Life lessons being taught
with vault fight sex fighting.
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Got that dick.
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Grabbing the dick.
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Call me a baby.
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Dropped you off on my toes.
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Where are you going?
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Where are you going?
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Where are you going?
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Right here, babe.
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Where are you going?
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Got that triangle on that thigh.
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Yeah, she's doing that.
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I guess you're stuck.
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Kind of in a lockdown position.
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High lockdown.
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Now she's grabbing that dick.
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Little gremlin trying to find it. We can
find that little chick.
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Give it to me!
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I know. I should have. What a pretty
cock you have.
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Fuck.
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Focus.
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Working on it.
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Watch your knee.
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I just want to hug you. That's it.
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I just want to talk.
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I'm not gonna shit.
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I think I'll make this a little easier
on myself.
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I'll make this a little easier on
myself.
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Oh, I can take a dick out for you.
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Dickmatize you.
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Let me show you what you're working with
here, girl.
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Now it's hard to focus.
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That was a good move.
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Whatever you can.
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Find the dick.
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Come on, close.
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Orgasms are... It's a victory in the
next round. Get them edged. Get them
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Use it.
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too close for my comfort in the last
round where i had him in that like cock
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hold you know what i found my niche i'm
just gonna stick to it next round i'm
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gonna make him come in my mouth get that
instant victory man this fight is way
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too close for comfort i have to win this
fight and the only way i know how is
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i'm gonna get past those cheeks and i'm
gonna make her come
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we're back For the third and final round
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of this matchup, the judges scored round
two, a 10 -9 round, giving that 10 -2.
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The sage over here, Vanessa, flexing,
but then has to put her thumbs down. She
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thought she won. She didn't win that
one.
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Justin, we have Ty going into round
three. A reminder that if an orgasm
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in this round, it is instant victory for
the orgasm inflictor.
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Wrestlers, hike.
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Where are you going?
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Where are you going?
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Where are you going?
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You showed your hand to...
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What is that?
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What is that?
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Anything I can do.
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No. No.
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Nope.
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Nope. Nope.
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Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
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Nope. Nope.
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Nope.
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You're too strong, you can't do that.
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Motherfucker!
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You're too fat.
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He's trying to go inside that pussy,
that's all.
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Oh, I'm good.
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We both want the same thing.
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Your dick?
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No. I want this.
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Yes!
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Nope.
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Yes!
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Oh shit. Shoulders down.
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No pussy for you, that was a good try
though.
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I'm pretty tired, I need you to fuck me.
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I'm not worried about that.
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the judges scored round three a tied 10
10 round that makes the score 29
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29 we have a tiebreaker there's no time
limit here the first one to orgasm loses
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everything must be simultaneous
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Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Blah, blah.
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I'm not fucking talking to you.
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Make it official.
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Ladies and gentlemen, this fight went to
tiebreaker. We had an orgasm on the
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mat. Your winner, The Sage, Josh Rivers.
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Take your prize.
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Get over here loser.
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I love that winter cough so much.
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Fuck that loser fucking pussy.
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Oh my god.
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Your winter cock is so fucking big.
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Do you like that loser fucking hole?
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make that fucking ass bounce holy fuck
thank
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you winner what was
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that? thank you
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Show me what.
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Yeah, Jerry told the winner what to do
I'm a fucking loser
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Fuck.
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Stop being a loser, you know? Thank you,
winner.
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Congratulations.
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Josh Rivers, was this your first time
going to Tiebreaker?
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Yes. And you win. Wow.
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That's got to feel good.
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You were against a formidable opponent.
She came out like a bat out of hell,
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grabbed your dick.
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What did you call yourself?
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A sucker fish?
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Yeah. She just latched on, committed to
the role, and was just kind of a problem
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that first round. What happened in round
two that allowed you to get that
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comeback?
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First of all, I had to stop letting her
grab my leg.
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She kept getting my leg in that first
round, and I couldn't.
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anything yeah but then I zoned in
realized that she's the hottie and I'm
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that's supposed to take care of the
hottie that's what I did I'm the hottie
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wrangler yeah and blessed her with my
sage and blessed her with the sage yes
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that was a christening like none other
you got the holy water splashed all over
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you literally and it was beautiful
Vanessa what happened in round uh Two.
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You lost round two. You tied round
three.
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You tied 10 -10. Round one, you actually
won.
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What happened in round two? You got
digmatized. What happened?
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That's exactly what happened. I feel
like this was an unfair advantage on his
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behalf. He was too hot, and it got too
horny, and I wasn't able to focus.
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Don't be so adorable next time. No, but
legitimately, I'm not trying to boost
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your ego, but if you look at all my past
fights, I'm zoned in.
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I'm like, I am the prize.
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I'm going to...
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Get it. But I'm just like, all I want to
do is suck the fucking dick. I don't
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know. Something happened today.
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Something happened. It was called
feeling the girth. Yes, it was great.
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wanting that to fill some gaps inside of
you.
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Yes. Amazing work.
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Vanessa, do you feel we were respecting
your boundaries?
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100%. Did you do anything you didn't
want to do today? Not at all. Do you
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to come back?
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Yes, please.
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All right. In just a moment, I'm going
to ask you to think of a wrestler you
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want to call out for your next match.
Josh, do you feel we were respecting
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boundaries? 100%. Did you do anything
you didn't want to do today? No. Do you
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want to come back? Definitely. All
right. I'm going to come back to you.
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of somebody you want to call out for
your next match. You have a great
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You've done the whole gamut of matches.
You've won matches. You've lost a match.
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You've won a tiebreaker.
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I mean, you've hit all of it. So think
of somebody you want to...
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Taking your next match. Ooh, I got two.
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All right. We're going to go over to
Vanessa first. Who do you want to call
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for your next match?
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I think I've called you out, Nathan,
like five times. Not running, Nathan.
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What's up? You scared, bro? Scared. Come
on. Come on.
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All right.
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I just copy you.
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Wingman. Yeah. And that.
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And get what she says.
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Uh -huh.
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All right.
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Nathan Brunson. We'll make that happen
for sure.
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All right. Josh, who do you want to call
out for your next matches?
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So, Victoria Vox. Awesome. Nice.
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Sophia Locke.
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That'll be fun.
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I think I've called her out once before.
She still hasn't answered.
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All right. All these people running
scared of the seduction you all are
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down. Seeing how it goes to tiebreakers.
They're scared, I think. They know they
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can easily come.
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They should be. Well, thank you both so
much. Let's say bye to the members.
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