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Hi, I'm Vanessa, taking care of business Vega. I'm 5 '3", 130 pounds, fighting

out of Los Angeles, California.

I'm Josh DeSage Rivers.

I am 6 '2", 170, and I'm fighting out of Los Angeles, California.

Come on, you guys. I'm the seasoned vet here. You think this little boy is going

to come in and take this from me? No.

This little boy has another thing coming.

Listen, I have a way better record than this hottie over here, so I know I'm

going to win.

After I destroy him in this sex fight, I'm going to destroy him with my hand.

Job.

And after I destroy her in the sex fight, I'm going to bless her with all

knowledge.

Evolve Fight Mixed Wrestling. We have an awesome matchup for you today. We have

back on the mask, always taking care of business, Vanessa Vega.

She will be taking on the stage, Josh Rivers.

Six minutes on the clock. This is round one, wrestlers.

What?

Your smile is scary.

The dick is really far away.

There we go.

How you doing? Where is it?

Give me that fucking dick.

Just reaching under the panties. Ooh, your dick's really thick.

I like it.

She hasn't seen it. She can only see it.

It's like the parable of all those Buddhists touching a different part of

elephant. I told you, you didn't want to get between my legs.

Enjoy my boots.

She's got herself stuck here, too, though.

Easy on the knee there.

Take his back. Take his back.

You've got to follow through.

on her shoulders, motherfucker.

Watch your own shoulders there. Your arms are up. It will be painful if she

moves in a certain direction.

You want to protect yourself there, Vanessa.

Yes! You need to face him. I would put my arms behind me.

That's never a good idea.

I will never let go!

Josh, this may be the one and only time a female fights you to make sure she

takes your dick.

She's got a speed trap.

She's got that hips control.

No, I like it. You can still suck it.

Keep those shoulders up, Vanessa.

Shoulders up.

Keep rolling over.

Keep rolling, keep rolling.

It's not working.

That's not working.

She's an animal.

Uh -huh.

Oh, do you want a chance?

Come here. Terrible idea. Come here.

That may have lost you the match.

Great.

and grab his dick and reach your arm behind you. That's a very dangerous

to do.

You fucking... I learned from that.

She's still grabbing the dick. She's trying to.

She's trying to get it.

Using his head to block her.

that thick cock even though he wasn't fully hard I don't know what happened to

my head I turned into a sex criminal I couldn't think straight my mouth just

went to one point so you know I'll try and get my head in the next game or get

some head in listen I knew those thighs were going to be a problem but after a

couple minutes I figured out my strategy and now I know what I'm going to do

next and I'm going to win this fight

The judges scored round one a 10 -9 round, giving that two taking care of

business over here.

She had control of that dick for most of the round here. We have six minutes on

the clock for round two. What?

Okay.

Somebody ate their Wheaties for breakfast.

Grab his dick.

Get your knees. Grab his dick.

Give you some wrestling tips and some life tips here, Vanessa.

Sometimes you just need to learn when to let go. Sometimes you hang on to things

that aren't serving you.

Like that headlock, for instance.

Sometimes turning your back on something isn't the best idea. Sometimes we need

to face our fears.

Directly. Face on.

Head on.

There you go. Life lessons being taught with vault fight sex fighting.

Got that dick.

Grabbing the dick.

Call me a baby.

Dropped you off on my toes.

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

Right here, babe.

Where are you going?

Got that triangle on that thigh.

Yeah, she's doing that.

I guess you're stuck.

Kind of in a lockdown position.

High lockdown.

Now she's grabbing that dick.

Little gremlin trying to find it. We can find that little chick.

Give it to me!

I know. I should have. What a pretty cock you have.

Fuck.

Focus.

Working on it.

Watch your knee.

I just want to hug you. That's it.

I just want to talk.

I'm not gonna shit.

I think I'll make this a little easier on myself.

I'll make this a little easier on myself.

Oh, I can take a dick out for you.

Dickmatize you.

Let me show you what you're working with here, girl.

Now it's hard to focus.

That was a good move.

Whatever you can.

Find the dick.

Come on, close.

Orgasms are... It's a victory in the next round. Get them edged. Get them

Use it.

too close for my comfort in the last round where i had him in that like cock

hold you know what i found my niche i'm just gonna stick to it next round i'm

gonna make him come in my mouth get that instant victory man this fight is way

too close for comfort i have to win this fight and the only way i know how is

i'm gonna get past those cheeks and i'm gonna make her come

we're back For the third and final round

of this matchup, the judges scored round two, a 10 -9 round, giving that 10 -2.

The sage over here, Vanessa, flexing, but then has to put her thumbs down. She

thought she won. She didn't win that one.

Justin, we have Ty going into round three. A reminder that if an orgasm

in this round, it is instant victory for the orgasm inflictor.

Wrestlers, hike.

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

You showed your hand to...

What is that?

What is that?

Anything I can do.

No. No.

Nope.

Nope. Nope.

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

Nope. Nope.

Nope.

You're too strong, you can't do that.

Motherfucker!

You're too fat.

He's trying to go inside that pussy, that's all.

Oh, I'm good.

We both want the same thing.

Your dick?

No. I want this.

Yes!

Nope.

Yes!

Oh shit. Shoulders down.

No pussy for you, that was a good try though.

I'm pretty tired, I need you to fuck me.

I'm not worried about that.

the judges scored round three a tied 10 10 round that makes the score 29

29 we have a tiebreaker there's no time limit here the first one to orgasm loses

everything must be simultaneous

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Blah, blah.

I'm not fucking talking to you.

Make it official.

Ladies and gentlemen, this fight went to tiebreaker. We had an orgasm on the

mat. Your winner, The Sage, Josh Rivers.

Take your prize.

Get over here loser.

I love that winter cough so much.

Fuck that loser fucking pussy.

Oh my god.

Your winter cock is so fucking big.

Do you like that loser fucking hole?

make that fucking ass bounce holy fuck thank

you winner what was

that? thank you

Show me what.

Yeah, Jerry told the winner what to do I'm a fucking loser

Fuck.

Stop being a loser, you know? Thank you, winner.

Congratulations.

Josh Rivers, was this your first time going to Tiebreaker?

Yes. And you win. Wow.

That's got to feel good.

You were against a formidable opponent. She came out like a bat out of hell,

grabbed your dick.

What did you call yourself?

A sucker fish?

Yeah. She just latched on, committed to the role, and was just kind of a problem

that first round. What happened in round two that allowed you to get that

comeback?

First of all, I had to stop letting her grab my leg.

She kept getting my leg in that first round, and I couldn't.

anything yeah but then I zoned in realized that she's the hottie and I'm

that's supposed to take care of the hottie that's what I did I'm the hottie

wrangler yeah and blessed her with my sage and blessed her with the sage yes

that was a christening like none other you got the holy water splashed all over

you literally and it was beautiful Vanessa what happened in round uh Two.

You lost round two. You tied round three.

You tied 10 -10. Round one, you actually won.

What happened in round two? You got digmatized. What happened?

That's exactly what happened. I feel like this was an unfair advantage on his

behalf. He was too hot, and it got too horny, and I wasn't able to focus.

Don't be so adorable next time. No, but legitimately, I'm not trying to boost

your ego, but if you look at all my past fights, I'm zoned in.

I'm like, I am the prize.

I'm going to...

Get it. But I'm just like, all I want to do is suck the fucking dick. I don't

know. Something happened today.

Something happened. It was called feeling the girth. Yes, it was great.

wanting that to fill some gaps inside of you.

Yes. Amazing work.

Vanessa, do you feel we were respecting your boundaries?

100%. Did you do anything you didn't want to do today? Not at all. Do you

to come back?

Yes, please.

All right. In just a moment, I'm going to ask you to think of a wrestler you

want to call out for your next match. Josh, do you feel we were respecting

boundaries? 100%. Did you do anything you didn't want to do today? No. Do you

want to come back? Definitely. All right. I'm going to come back to you.

of somebody you want to call out for your next match. You have a great

You've done the whole gamut of matches. You've won matches. You've lost a match.

You've won a tiebreaker.

I mean, you've hit all of it. So think of somebody you want to...

Taking your next match. Ooh, I got two.

All right. We're going to go over to Vanessa first. Who do you want to call

for your next match?

I think I've called you out, Nathan, like five times. Not running, Nathan.

What's up? You scared, bro? Scared. Come on. Come on.

All right.

I just copy you.

Wingman. Yeah. And that.

And get what she says.

Uh -huh.

All right.

Nathan Brunson. We'll make that happen for sure.

All right. Josh, who do you want to call out for your next matches?

So, Victoria Vox. Awesome. Nice.

Sophia Locke.

That'll be fun.

I think I've called her out once before. She still hasn't answered.

All right. All these people running scared of the seduction you all are

down. Seeing how it goes to tiebreakers. They're scared, I think. They know they

can easily come.

They should be. Well, thank you both so much. Let's say bye to the members.