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Oh, hot, hot, hot!

Now where is that darn thing?

Hey, Lil.

- Dad, have you seen my-- - Beanie?

Oh, thanks. Hey, do you mind making waffles for breakfast?

- Way ahead of ya. - Yes!

- Oh, and do you have... - Game controller?

You're the best.

Ha! Just a dad doin' dad stuff.

♪ I'm a dad ♪

Rise and shine!

Hey, Dad.

I made waffles.

Nah, I've got breakfast covered. Thanks though.

You know, it's lookin' a little sparse in here.

Should we get some posters for your walls or a rug

or furniture of any kind?

I want you to feel settled here.

Thanks, but I prefer it this way.

Ready to go whenever life calls.

I understand. Let's step away from the window, son.

That doesn't mean you can't lay down some roots, settle in,

trade the hammock for a bed. What do you say?

Promise that wasn't on purpose.

That's the beauty of a hammock. Easily replaceable.

So we're agreed. Replace the hammock with a bed.

Replace the hammock with a hammock!

- Or a bed. - Or a hammock.

Right, a bed.

Hammock.

♪ Me and you ♪

♪ Together we can't lose ♪

♪ Me and you, me and you

Jack says he wants a hammock

to go with his life of adventure.

I don't know about adventure.

That was his mom's thing. What's my thing?

You're already giving him something he's never had.

The comforts of home.

Spend time with him. That's worth more than a bed.

Are you in need of home furnishings?

- I am! - Or just looking

- for an adventure? - Jack is!

Come on down to Mike A's,

the one-stop shop for anything and everything!

Lightly used housewares,

semi-ethically sourced medical supplies,

and the widest selection of tons and tons of beds

this side of the Mississippi!

This is it!

Mike A's, where family adventure begins!

It's exactly what Jack needs! What I want him to need!

Wahoo! I can finally be

the dad Jack needs by taking him to this store!

Oh! Thanks for the help, Min.

That's not what I said!

Ah, he'll figure it out.

Oh, man, I'm so excited to show you this place, Jack.

Gonna be a real adventure. Plus they got great beds.

I'm fine with a hammock, but I'm super excited

for a Dad-Jack solo adventure.

It's been forever.

It hasn't been that long.

Since I was six.

Six?! No, that's not right.

Yup, not since I was six.

Well, no time like the present.

- Whoa! - Whoa!

- This place is... - Amazing!

I've never seen a place like this.

Kind of intense, right?

Is this a real sarcophagus?

Real and a steal!

100% authentic, 90% legal, and 10% off.

Hi. Mike A, owner of this fine establishment.

Will. This is my son, Jack.

Just kidding!

Gets 'em every time! Aisle 8 for the fake hands.

Aisle 6 for the real ones.

Don't need hands today. We're here

on a bit of a father-son adventure for a bed.

Or a hammock. I prefer hammocks.

Hmm.

I got beds, I got hammocks.

I got beds made out of recycled hammocks

and a hammock made out of shredded beds.

Want adventure? I got those too.

Hop on, young explorer. To aisle 12,

hammocks, beds, and adventures.

Cool!

Okay, I guess I'll just walk.

- Behold! - Whoa!

A bedroom for the young adventurer.

They really do have everything.

- This is... - So cool!

Oh, wow! How did you even find this?

Well, it's a long story.

Lucky for you, we're open 24 hours.

2007, Peru, with one hand hanging onto the edge of a cliff

and a priceless relic in the other.

You know what's really priceless? This bed!

Sure.

So my business partner betrayed me,

but he didn't know I'd swapped the gold for chocolate coins!

I was racing down the rapids,

only a bow and arrow at my side,

and I could hear the locals shouting,

"Squeal like a pig!"

Hey, this is the bed!

Thanks, I'll take it from here.

Wait, I wanna hear the end of the story.

But we found what we're looking for. This was the goal.

For you.

Well, I can tell an awkward situation

when I see one.

I just want to give you what you need.

What I need or what you want?

You can get a bed if it's so important.

I came for an adventure with you.

Guess I gotta find one myself.

Jack!

Fancy seeing you here!

You know, that usually works best with two people. Uh...

Where's your dad?

He only came here to buy stuff.

I wanted something different.

I see. A treasure money can't buy.

I told you I got something for everyone,

and I've got just what you're lookin' for.

Ooh!

"Oh, no, Dad, I don't need anything.

I'm a mysterious adventurer.

It's unclear what value you add to my life."

- What do you want? - Hey, big fella!

Some son you got. Hard to shop for, eh?

I know! I can't figure out what he wants,

and I can't get him to want what I think he needs.

Well, lucky for you, I have a knack for this stuff.

What if I told you I got something your son needs,

something you want him to have?

I'd be surprised if such a thing even exists.

Oh, you'll be surprised, all right.

Very surpri--

Ooh!

Surprised.

Strange man.

Come on!

Where are we?

Right where you need to be.

- Dad? - Jack?

What are you doing here? Mike A told me to--

Didn't I teach you to not follow strangers

into mysterious vaults?

Uh, no. And didn't you just do the same thing?

Fair enough. All right, Mike A, what's this super secret--

Surprise!

Well, he's right, I am surprised.

What is happening?!

The walls! They're closing in on us!

This is why people shop online! Oh!

Come on, Will. Your child is about to be crushed!

Summon super inner dad strength!

- Dad... - Do something, for once!

Come on! Provide!

- Dad... - Don't worry, Jack.

I'm gonna find a way outta here.

Dad!

There's a vent!

A vent! Yes! Don't worry, Jack. I'll get us up there somehow.

Dad, just stop! I need you to actually listen to me.

You... need me?

Of course I need you. You're my dad!

But right now, we need to get out of here.

Quick, link arms with me!

Now climb! Go, go, go, go!

It's working! How'd you know how to do this?

Had to scale a cliff like this in Chile once.

Probably why I don't carry much stuff.

Cool.

Dad strength!

You're always so calm in stressful situations.

Certainly didn't get that from me.

Yeah. Pretty cool

how you ripped that vent cover off though.

It felt cool!

Whoa! Super realistic fake skeleton!

Yeah... "fake."

Hey, Jack, sorry I was pushing a bed on you.

I just want you to feel at home with us.

You know what does make me feel at home?

Spending time with you.

Whoa!

Wait, Jack!

Come on. We can get through here.

Aisle 8, remember?

All right, wise guy. Time to get us outta here.

Dad strength!

Nice goin', Dad.

Whoa!

Ugh, I hate snakes and rats.

Whoa!

Okay, easy.

We'll just turn around slowly and find another--

They're rubber.

- I still kinda hate it though. - Me too.

Grab a helmet!

Find your foothold and climb!

Wow, Dad, I didn't know you could climb.

It's been a couple decades.

I'm in a lot of pain.

Hold on, Dad!

Hey, a hammock!

I think we got what you want. Let's go home.

Actually, Dad, let's go with the deluxe.

Whatever you want, bud.

How is this place legal?

I know! That was awesome!

Hey, I know a death-trap department store

isn't exactly like scaling the cliffs of Chile, but...

Still a pretty great adventure with my dad.

Dad, did you need anything from Mike A's?

I got exactly what I needed, Jack-a-roo.

- "Jack-a-roo"? - Yeah, I don't know.

- Thought I'd try it out. - I like it.

Mike A always gets the sale.

Never get the timing right.

♪ Me and you ♪

♪ Together we can't lose ♪

♪ Me and you, me and you ♪

♪ Me and you ♪

♪ Together we can't lose ♪

♪ Me and you, me and you ♪