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Well, Lil, looks like I won.

Not so fast.

Hmm...

Yup, I think you did, buddy!

That was a good game, Jack.

Good game yourself, Lil.

Lil and Jack are sure getting along.

I know! Right?

Did we do something wrong?

Wrong? It's a good thing!

Of course. Guess I'm just not used to it.

Mom! Dad! I'm gonna take Jack out on the boat.

Be back soon.

- Have fun, kids! - Uh...

So, where are you taking me?

It's a secret.

You're gonna love this.

Come on!

Uh... Hmm. Okay.

Am I here, or...

You may remove your blindfold.

Welcome to Lake Island,

the old abandoned testing site

for the greatest amusement park in the world!

A crawfish carousel?

Snapping turtle bumper cars?

A Guess How Much This Leech Weighs scale?!

Oh my gosh, a photo booth!

Should we?

Maybe we should! Let's-Let's do it!

You were right! This place is incredible!

Oh no, the boat!

♪ Me and you ♪

♪ Together we can't lose ♪

♪ Me and you, me and you

You didn't tie the boat?!

I was blindfolded!

You're the responsible one!

Oh, I didn't realize I was here to babysit you!

Stop!

We're doing it again.

This is old Jack and Lil.

- We're better than this. - You're right.

We just need to stay calm.

Oh, Will, look!

- Hey! - Hey!

If you're watching this,

Jack and I have probably been dead for years.

I hope somebody saves us.

I don't wanna be stuck here forever!

I have a plan.

Oh, phew. That's the Jack I know.

Time to start our new lives here.

The sooner we accept our fate, the better.

That's your plan?

Survival is key.

First, we gotta grow our own food.

Wait.

Jjang!

Lake Island's signature treat.

The Lake Cake.

How are we gonna get it out?

I don't know. Bash it?

Whoa! I-I don't think that's a good idea.

What do you propose, pal?

Mom used to say,

"Seek wisdom in nature."

Well?

Use it wisely.

Yes!

This'll take a little more... finesse.

This is taking forever!

It's bashing time!

Let go, brother.

Enough already, sister!

Stand down!

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!

- Yay! - Yay!

See? Lily provides.

This isn't quite half, is it?

Um, it's exactly half, actually.

Eh...

Ugh! Let's trade then.

- No, it's fine. You have it. - Just take the whole thing.

You're wasting away, dear brother. You need to eat.

Eat the snack, Lily!

Take it!

Hey, give it back! Squaw!

Don't you know what you've done?!

You've given the wildlife a taste

for human food.

Whatever. We'll grow our own food.

You saw what that aggro bird did to me.

We need to fortify for a counterattack!

I'm talking barbed wire, turrets, pointy sticks!

We don't need a fort. We need food.

We had food

until you couldn't accept what I gave you!

It always has to be on your terms!

And now, we're stuck on this lousy island!

Lousy?

You take that back!

Can I tell you something?

Lately I've been worried

that I'm not cutting it as a stepmom.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa. Where is this coming from?

Don't do that to yourself. You're doin' great, hon.

I just want Jack to feel at home here

without Lil feeling any less loved.

Yeah, I-I see what you mean.

But, thankfully, our kids are incredibly well-adjusted.

Ah!

Guess we're not the buddy-buddy team we thought.

First thing you've been right about all day.

New rule.

You stay on that side of the crawfish, I'll stay on mine.

Fine by me! Enjoy building your tree house or whatever.

Enjoy eating roots or whatever.

I knew you'd be back.

Unlike my naive brother,

I am prepared!

No beast will penetrate my fortress!

Any chance we could hash this out peacefully?

Who knew old soda machines

could make a flawless irrigation system?

I did. I knew that.

Wow. Dirt.

Upon this dirt, I shall build a new society,

free of inequality and suffering.

Huh?

I gotta go find some food.

Huh?

Eureka!

I wonder if these are safe to eat.

Mmm! Bless you, good old reliable preservatives.

Uh... hello.

Just need something to shoo you away.

Ow!

Uh...

The birds, they'll rip us limb from limb!

But I betcha Lil doesn't have one of these.

Winner-winner, chicken dinner!

I can't believe I did it!

Lil?

It's starting.

Hunger.

A-ha! I knew you couldn't resist breaking the treaty!

This is all your fault!

I show you this awesome island and you ruin it!

Just like you ruined my gamer room!

What? Jack, that's me!

Oh, right.

It was gonna be my gamer cove!

I showed you this island,

and I brought you here

because I love this place.

And I thought you'd love it too.

Uh, really?

Yes! I wanted to share it with you because...

we were just getting along, remember?

Ha! I thought that tank would help grow crops.

And I thought that bumper car

would be a barricade against those birds.

What if we took your crawfish car...

And your carbonation tank...

Uh, Lil...

Mm, bash it!

Maybe we were wrong to worry.

Yeah, we're good. The kids are good.

Better than good, even!

Hey-hey! Speak of the devils!

Can't wait to hear about your day!

I was right. I'm a bad stepmom.

Sorry we destroyed your favorite place in the world.

Eh, I'm over it. I'm just glad we're still alive

and we're still... friends?

Hey, Lil, one more time?

Oh, sorry, Jack.

It's okay. I guess we still have some work to do.

Yeah.