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- Oh, yeah.
You're ready to murder.
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Come on, dammit.
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Stupid, stupid, stupid.
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Stress wrenching, huh?
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I figured you was
over here wrenching
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because of your fine-ass sister,
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which I get.
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But now that I see
your sorry-ass face,
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it ain't all grief.
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You lookin' guilty
as a motherfucker.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, all right?
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I did something
behind Quiet's back.
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- So?
- So?
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I don't know what
I'm gonna do about it, man.
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I never lied to her before.
- Hold up.
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You saying you never lied
to your girl before?
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- No.
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Hey!
What you doing, man?
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- Just checking to see
if your bitch ass
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got any nuts down there.
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You're going to get your answer
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when I smoke your rusty ass.
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- You make a run at me,
I will end you.
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Coroner gonna list your cause
of death as everything.
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Feel me?
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Mine.
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- Heh, good morning, Quiet.
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- Sorry, I slept in.
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I forgot how good
a pillow feels.
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Is that our gun?
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- Ah, don't worry about it.
We'll get another one.
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Roadkill was begging
for some upgrades,
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so I figured
I'd just jump on it.
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- You're in a very good mood.
It's weird.
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- I'm just excited
to get out there
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and show these losers
what Quohn can do.
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It's Quiet and John.
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- No, I will not be
participating in Quohn.
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- Th-th-that's fine.
Quohn's in the rearview.
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Fuck Quohn!
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Roadkill is ready to go.
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The last thing
we need to figure out
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is the boomerang blast.
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Now do we mount it,
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or do we keep it in the back
for emergencies?
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Back.
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- It's going to be
very hard to kill someone
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with a gun that heavy.
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- I'll have you know,
I've killed tons of people
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with a gun just like this,
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dozens of dudes.
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I'm a frickin' murder slut.
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So should we, uh...
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- No, no, she's not
our responsibility.
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We just have to focus
on the mission.
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- Right, the mission.
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- Damn, there are some
tight buttholes in here.
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- We will be killing
each other soon.
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- You're outsiders.
So what else is new?
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Hey, Stretch Armstrong.
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What's your sicky little wishy?
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- Bitch, I ain't
telling you shit.
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What if it's
birthday cake rules?
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If I say my wish,
it won't come true.
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- Hmm.
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We wish for
the same thing as all parents.
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For our child
to grow up happy, loved,
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and wanting for nothing.
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Nothing except
the end of this world
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and the rise of a new reality
formed from his image.
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- How about you?
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Let me guess.
A complexion?
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- I wish to feel warm again.
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- Well, you might if you
stop lugging around
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those massive fucking igloos.
Holy shit.
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You guys talking
about wishes? Overrated.
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I don't even want one.
You know why?
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'Cause I'm living
the fucking dream.
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I told my bestie over here,
and I was like,
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I don't want the pressure.
You make the wish.
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I don't want to be
on the hook for it.
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- And my wish...
- Guess what I wished for!
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I wished to exterminate
humanity,
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let somebody else
take over for once.
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- Now you see the shit
I gotta put up with?
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This freak got me smelling
like Raid cologne.
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- I wished for
the ability to fly.
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Pretty sick, right?
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I was going to wish
for a girthy ten-incher,
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but, you know, I've never
had any complaints.
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- I find that hard to believe.
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- So what did you wish for then?
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Oh, yes, I'm dying to know.
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- To bring down the city walls.
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- Which walls?
- Of which cities?
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- All of them.
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When we win, all the walls
will come down.
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- Damn. You're making us all
look bad over here.
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- We just think
insiders and outsiders
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should finally be on
an even playing field.
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- Yeah. It's time for
the outsiders
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to get their fair share.
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- I knew you two were stupid,
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but I didn't realize
you were naive.
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It'd be cute
if it weren't so sad.
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- It's not naive to fight
for a better world.
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Oh, listen to yourself.
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Do you think you're
some kind of superhero?
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Not with that greasy hair.
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- O-kay, I think you look great.
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And that's not objectifying.
I'm just supporting.
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- People need walls.
It simplifies things.
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You're either one or the other,
inside or out.
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Look, all of your wishes
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are fucking stupid, okay?
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Me, I'm gonna be invincible.
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- Ooh, widdle baby
wants to be invincible?
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Hey, hey, why don't you
wish for a diaper,
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so you don't shit yourself
and run away?
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- Hey, we got plenty of diapers
if you need 'em.
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- Fuck off!
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- Welcome!
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To the much anticipated
first round
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of the Twisted Metal tournament.
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12 cars will enter my labyrinth,
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but alas, there are
only eight exit passes
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hidden throughout.
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Be sure to snag one,
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because if you attempt
to leave the area without it,
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well, you'll be
killed instantly.
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This is warehouse
district warfare.
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You'll know where
a pass is hidden
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by the pillars of red smoke.
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All except for you,
John and Quiet.
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You two finished last
in my qualifier,
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so I decided
to spice things up a bit
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and give you two
a small advantage
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for today's bloody festivities.
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This is a radar
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displaying the precise location
of all eight passes.
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Cheaters!
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- And that's not all.
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You'll also be getting
a one minute head start.
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This is bullshit!
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- Do you have a problem
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with the way
I'm running my game, Raven?
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Good.
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I hope you and your vehicles
are ready, my drivers,
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because it's time
for the tournament to begin!
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- So, what do you think,
it's like a compass,
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one of those arrow things?
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Yo, maybe it's a line
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that shows you
what road to drive down.
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That'll be sick!
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- Whatever it is,
I don't think it's worth
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the target you put on our backs.
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- Come on.
Giving us an advantage
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is like giving a lion
a submachine gun.
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We're going to crush this round.
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And the next round
we're going to destroy,
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and the round after that
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better kiss
its sorry ass goodbye.
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- Okay, well, let's just focus
on this round first.
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- Focus?
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I thought
she should come with us.
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To remind us of the mission.
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She would want to be here.
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Here we go.
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Roadkill,
your one minute begins now!
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- Let's tear this shit up.
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Okay.
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Looks like
the closest pass is east.
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Turn right here.
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Got it.
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- Dude, turn!
- Got it!
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Not left, right!
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Shit, John.
Take the next left.
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- Got it.
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John!
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- John, you good?
- Yeah.
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I have a great idea.
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How about you drive
and I do the map thing?
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- But I drove last time.
- I know, but, uh,
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this is really important,
and I really love maps.
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- All right.
- Okay.
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- Ow. Jeez, ow! Oh, fuck.
What the fuck, John?
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My bad.
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- Jesus.
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We can't blow this head start.
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- Stand down, Stu.
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- Oh, good, 'cause we're
running out of this stuff.
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- No, this isn't
about conservation.
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Yesterday,
I really lost my cool.
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But you've inspired me
to not hold grudges.
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- So you don't hate
Grimm anymore?
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- Oh, no. I want
to rip out his spine,
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but that does nothing
for my legacy.
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History remembers
the winner, Stuart.
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And much like the one-eyed
Admiral Horatio Nelson,
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I've got my eye on the prize.
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- Yeah, well, we could
all live our lives
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a little more
like Horatio Nelson.
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Make a left, I think.
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Oh, shit!
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You should have went right.
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- Jesus, John,
we have the advantage.
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Get it together.
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- I'm sorry.
- There's so many triangles.
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What was that?
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Our minute's up.
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There goes our head start.
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Don't fuck me now!
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- Outta my way, kids!
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Beep, beep!
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Axel coming through!
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- Yes.
- Thank god.
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Oh! Whose hand
is that?
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- Who cares?
Let's just get the pass
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and get out of here.
- Relax.
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Look, even with the radar,
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it took us a while
to find this place.
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So it's going to take
the others just as...
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Hey, there!
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Four of us going after one
hot ticket?
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Reminds me of the blow bang
Where I met Brenjamin.
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My jaw still clicks.
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- Well, looks like
we're having a party.
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And what's a party
without a clown?
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- Two clowns!
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- Keep your hands
off the hand, you weirdo.
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It's mine!
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No, no!
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- Fly, my little penguin!
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- Stop him, Preacher!
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- That baby's got a gun!
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Yes!
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Whoo! I got it!
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Go, go, go, go, go.
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Get your hands off, bitch.
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I called dibs!
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- Come on, Stuart,
let's scoot out of...
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- Oh, man, I messed up.
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- Nope, not gonna dwell on this.
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There's still a few passes left.
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- What is this ice made of?
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Who the fuck shot that?
248
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Oh, yeah, baby!
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Oh...
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Looking for this?
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- Yeah.
And I'm gonna take it.
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I'd like to see you try.
253
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You know, I'm not afraid
to hit a girl.
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- Good. 'Cause I'm not afraid
to smash a pussy.
255
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:08,114
You done yet?
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00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:10,450
- No, just needed a hand.
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Wait!
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00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,129
- Oh my God.
259
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:32,706
Oh my God, I fucking killed him.
260
00:14:32,806 --> 00:14:34,507
Oh my God.
261
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:42,716
Sixth pass has been secured.
262
00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:45,085
Two remain.
263
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,087
- What the hell happened to you!
264
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:49,823
- It turns out Vermin
can really fight.
265
00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,591
I can't believe
the creepy crawler lady
266
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:52,726
got the pass.
267
00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:54,994
Shit.
It was in my hand.
268
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,669
- Jesus, what the fuck
is going on today?
269
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:04,070
- It's my fault.
I'm tilting.
270
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:05,271
- What the hell is tilting?
271
00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:07,674
- You make a few mistakes,
then you get in your head.
272
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,109
- No more superstitious
bullshit.
273
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:10,844
We're a team, right?
So we fix this.
274
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,645
- You're right.
- Hey, there are two more passes.
275
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:13,947
One's a few blocks away.
276
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,348
- All right,
I'm taking a shortcut.
277
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,187
Come on!
278
00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:23,857
Now your superstitious bullshit
is rubbing off on me.
279
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:37,771
- Fuck!
280
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:41,541
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
281
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,780
Yes!
282
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:03,730
Welcome back, Chuckie Floop.
283
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,131
- Holy shit, who said that?
284
00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:06,900
New driver detected.
285
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,301
Would you like me
to create a new profile?
286
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:11,738
- Fuck! Fine,
start a new profile! Go.
287
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:12,872
Acknowledged.
288
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,274
New primary driver accepted.
289
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,141
Please state your name.
290
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:17,944
- Fucking Mayhem.
Just come on!
291
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:19,813
Welcome aboard, Fucking Mayhem.
292
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,423
- Holy shit,
a car that talks, okay.
293
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:31,791
God damn it.
294
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:33,893
God, murder makes you
extra sweaty!
295
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,129
Initiating AC.
296
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,598
- Ah, thanks!
297
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,767
Okay, you can turn off!
298
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,836
Turn off!
Turn the fuck off!
299
00:16:42,936 --> 00:16:43,603
Acknowledged.
300
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:47,073
- All right, you got a name?
301
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,208
My current designation VIN
302
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:51,111
is number 4, B as in Boy, 1,
Q as in quattro...
303
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:53,213
- Yeah, Quattro's fine!
You got to move faster.
304
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:56,383
Designation updated, Quattro.
305
00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:04,290
Exterior damage sustained.
306
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,326
Shall I initiate
autonomous navigation?
307
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:07,260
- No, I don't need your help.
308
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,095
I just need to get out of here.
309
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:14,267
Shall I initiate
autonomous navigation?
310
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,136
- Fine! If you think
you're so good at driving,
311
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,003
just do it!
312
00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:18,271
Acknowledged.
313
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,277
- Oh, hell, yeah.
314
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:44,531
Keep it steady,
315
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,199
and I'll smoke all these losers.
316
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:50,804
What?
317
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,038
Wait, this is the end?
318
00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:53,673
How'd you do that?
319
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,675
- Maps.
- Hmm.
320
00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:00,714
- Check it out, Stu.
We're about to win.
321
00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:02,382
And I didn't think
about Grimm even once,
322
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,150
not even his dinky little bike.
323
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,852
I can still hear
it buzzing in my head.
324
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,466
What the hell?!
- Oh, shit!
325
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:20,700
Hello, chaps!
326
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,807
Thanks for the lift, Marcus.
327
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:28,942
- Son of a bitch.
328
00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:30,210
That's not in the spirit
of competition.
329
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,545
I'm going to file a complaint.
330
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,047
Goddamn it!
331
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:36,016
If that son of a bitch
didn't get in our way
332
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,550
we would've come in first.
333
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,889
- They, um...
- No, Stu.
334
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:44,157
No words.
335
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:47,894
- Not trying to add
any pressure,
336
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:49,896
but FYI, there's one pass left.
337
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,431
This is our last shot.
338
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,066
- Fuck!
339
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:57,070
Ah, shit! Those holy assholes
beat us to it.
340
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,838
- It's almost time
for Preacher's ba-ba.
341
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:03,710
And no one fucks
with ba-ba time!
342
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,451
- I'm getting
that goddamned pass.
343
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:12,285
Cover me.
344
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:26,833
- You look mad.
- It's been a shit day.
345
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,435
Give me that pass.
346
00:19:33,106 --> 00:19:34,607
- Shit!
347
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:41,948
I really should have tested
this shit before now.
348
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:47,921
- My milking titty.
349
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,422
- Ew, it got on my hand!
350
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:54,027
- Where the hell did he go?
351
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:02,502
I got the pass!
352
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:03,169
- Go, go!
353
00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:12,379
Quiet, we gotta go!
354
00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,953
- Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Fuck!
355
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,288
John, this is it.
356
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:23,656
If we don't get that pass,
it's over.
357
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:38,805
- Shit, he's fast.
358
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:49,115
- Preacher, we could really use
your guidance right now.
359
00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:50,817
- Kill them.
360
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,822
He is risen!
361
00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:03,830
I kill them in your name,
Preacher!
362
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:04,831
- Oh my God.
363
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,676
- Our father who art a baby,
hallowed be thy dick...
364
00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:31,458
- Huh, boomerang blast.
365
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:44,771
- Do you see the pass?
366
00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:46,439
- I hope he didn't blow it up.
367
00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:06,760
- Just take it.
It's a baby.
368
00:22:06,860 --> 00:22:08,194
- I'm trying.
369
00:22:08,294 --> 00:22:10,330
He's fuckin' strong.
370
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:12,732
Fuck you, Preacher!
371
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:13,566
- John!
372
00:22:31,084 --> 00:22:32,819
Round over.
373
00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:40,994
- No more unwanted
back door visitors.
374
00:22:41,094 --> 00:22:42,262
Seal her up.
375
00:22:43,797 --> 00:22:45,098
- Are you sure you don't
want me to do it?
376
00:22:45,198 --> 00:22:47,300
I have thumbs and hands.
377
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:48,368
- Harold's got it.
378
00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:51,571
Stu, I've been thinking.
379
00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:53,306
You know everything
I said before?
380
00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:55,008
Eh, forget it all.
381
00:22:55,108 --> 00:22:57,143
Grudges are back on the menu.
382
00:22:57,243 --> 00:22:59,145
So are blood feuds
and vendettas.
383
00:22:59,245 --> 00:23:01,414
And when it comes to killing,
384
00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:03,383
I just gotta lead with my heart.
385
00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:04,951
- You know?
- Yeah.
386
00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:08,088
- Oh, shit.
Harold dropped the torch.
387
00:23:08,188 --> 00:23:09,422
Don't pick it up.
It's hot!
388
00:23:11,925 --> 00:23:14,294
Damn.
389
00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:15,762
You really do know how to drive.
390
00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:20,300
I hope that we can,
well, you know, if you're down,
391
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,836
team up again in the next round.
392
00:23:22,936 --> 00:23:24,938
Saving Fucking Mayhem presets.
393
00:23:25,939 --> 00:23:28,608
Fucking Mayhem presets saved.
394
00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:33,613
- Hey, Quattro, could I, uh...
395
00:23:33,713 --> 00:23:36,216
could I maybe ask
for your advice?
396
00:23:36,316 --> 00:23:37,417
Interface battery at 10%.
397
00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:38,485
Entering sleep mode.
398
00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:40,453
- Yeah, okay.
Yeah.
399
00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:45,325
Thanks for saving my ass
out there, Quattro.
400
00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:46,793
Acknowledged.
401
00:23:57,637 --> 00:24:00,340
- Is there a lost and found
for human children?
402
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,109
- I'll take the baby.
403
00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:04,477
What?
404
00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:05,779
The child will be safe with me.
405
00:24:05,879 --> 00:24:08,815
Unless you would prefer
to care for him.
406
00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:10,450
- No, no, you have...
- Abso-fucking-lutely not.
407
00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:11,418
- More square footage.
408
00:24:11,518 --> 00:24:12,819
- Oh, look at you.
409
00:24:12,919 --> 00:24:15,755
You'll want for nothing
with Daddy Calypso.
410
00:24:18,925 --> 00:24:21,895
Congratulations
on surviving the first round.
411
00:24:21,995 --> 00:24:23,363
Enjoy the moment.
412
00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:25,465
Things only get
harder from here.
413
00:24:25,565 --> 00:24:27,534
Now, if you'll excuse me,
414
00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:29,436
I've got this little animal
to delouse.
415
00:24:32,505 --> 00:24:36,009
- So you guys didn't die?
416
00:24:36,109 --> 00:24:37,043
Good job.
417
00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:38,645
- Thanks. You too.
418
00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:45,819
- Guess I'll go clean up.
419
00:24:48,922 --> 00:24:49,622
- You good?
420
00:24:49,723 --> 00:24:53,093
You seem...
different.
421
00:24:53,193 --> 00:24:54,527
- I'm good.
422
00:24:56,496 --> 00:25:01,468
Um, I just...
423
00:25:01,568 --> 00:25:04,037
well, I-I killed someone today.
424
00:25:08,508 --> 00:25:11,444
- Oh.
Was it your first?
425
00:25:11,544 --> 00:25:15,148
Oh, I just assumed...
- I had a big body count?
426
00:25:15,248 --> 00:25:17,484
No. I mean,
I've done, like,
427
00:25:17,584 --> 00:25:19,686
you know, hand stuff,
like stabbing and shit,
428
00:25:19,786 --> 00:25:23,089
but never went all the way
429
00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:24,557
until today.
430
00:25:26,493 --> 00:25:29,329
- Wow. Okay, um, uh,
431
00:25:29,429 --> 00:25:31,031
tell me everything.
432
00:25:31,131 --> 00:25:31,865
Who was it?
433
00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:37,270
- Don't laugh.
434
00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:39,706
Chuckie Floop.
435
00:25:39,806 --> 00:25:42,509
And it was kind of whatever.
436
00:25:42,609 --> 00:25:44,210
- Mm-hmm, I'm not laughing.
437
00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:45,445
- I guess I just thought
438
00:25:45,545 --> 00:25:49,649
that my first kill would be,
439
00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:53,286
I don't know,
with someone special?
440
00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:54,754
- Ugh, no.
It's better this way.
441
00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:56,056
For your first
you want to kill someone
442
00:25:56,156 --> 00:25:56,923
you barely care about
443
00:25:57,023 --> 00:25:57,957
and then never think
about them again.
444
00:25:58,058 --> 00:25:59,859
You know, just get it
out of the way.
445
00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:03,463
- How old were you
when you had your first kill?
446
00:26:03,563 --> 00:26:06,800
- Well, I was a late bloomer.
447
00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:10,203
There was this
blueberry picker in the O.C.
448
00:26:10,303 --> 00:26:11,338
that just kept hassling me,
449
00:26:11,438 --> 00:26:12,739
so I got him with my hatchet.
450
00:26:12,839 --> 00:26:14,908
Although he didn't die
right away,
451
00:26:15,008 --> 00:26:17,043
so I'm not sure
it officially counts.
452
00:26:17,143 --> 00:26:18,678
It was just the tip.
453
00:26:23,116 --> 00:26:25,151
- How's the kid?
454
00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:29,022
- Uh, fine.
455
00:26:29,122 --> 00:26:31,825
John...
Ow.
456
00:26:31,925 --> 00:26:35,195
We can't afford
another day like this.
457
00:26:35,295 --> 00:26:37,063
This is life and death.
458
00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:40,033
- It was just a bad day.
I mean, shit happens.
459
00:26:40,133 --> 00:26:44,838
- Not like today.
I've never seen you like this.
460
00:26:44,938 --> 00:26:47,507
- Well, maybe the stress
of the round got to me.
461
00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:49,676
Like you said,
it is life or death.
462
00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:52,412
- But you were fine
in the qualifier,
463
00:26:52,512 --> 00:26:55,215
With missiles
falling from the sky.
464
00:26:57,217 --> 00:26:58,084
So what changed?
465
00:27:00,987 --> 00:27:01,821
John?
466
00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:05,658
What's going on?
467
00:27:10,363 --> 00:27:11,664
Is it us?
468
00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:15,402
- Is it me?
- No.
469
00:27:15,502 --> 00:27:18,138
It's me.
470
00:27:18,238 --> 00:27:19,806
It's all me.
471
00:27:21,841 --> 00:27:24,344
I'm sorry.
- Sorry for what?
472
00:27:24,444 --> 00:27:26,279
- For today,
473
00:27:26,379 --> 00:27:27,514
for screwing up the radar,
474
00:27:27,614 --> 00:27:28,848
for being so clumsy
475
00:27:28,948 --> 00:27:33,253
on the smoothest fucking ice
in the world,
476
00:27:33,353 --> 00:27:35,021
for coming with you at all.
477
00:27:39,559 --> 00:27:41,094
I lied to you, Quiet.
478
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:49,369
I made my own wish.
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