Original subtitles

[opening theme music playing]

[ice cream truck music plays]

-[heat sizzling] -[music continues]

[music distorts and fades]

[driver grunting]

And if you're worried about this unusual January heat wave,

good news!

Over the next few years,

they will become increasingly normal.

This was Phil on Elmore News.

Enjoy this global heartwarming weekend.

Goodbye!

[exclaims]

It's ready. You can come out!

[Gumball, Darwin mumble]

Hurry up before the water warms up! Ah.

Okay, okay, let's go. [groans]

[both straining]

[both] Aww.

Oh, uh, don't worry. I'll just fill this up instead.

[yells]

Ah! [sighs]

Told you we should have gone

grocery shopping with the girls.

[generic store music playing]

Um. Excuse me, ma'am, but you can't--

[coins jingle]

[both groan]

[all sigh]

-[air whooshing] -Wait. What is this?

[all sigh]

What the... What do you think you're doing?

This fresh air is private.

[beeping]

Stupid remote, just-- [yells, grunts]

Huh? [exclaims]

[gasps] Mr. Robinson,

can we please take a dive in your pool?

Absolutely not!

[mumbling] Why won't this stupid thing...

[grunting]

[yells]

Get a job and pay for your own pool!

-But the-- -Na, na, na.

"But the cost of everything, with salaries, na na na!"

It's always excuses

and harsh economical realities with your generation.

You're poor because you made poor life choices.

You should've made rich life choices.

I'm gonna prove to that glorified oven mitt

I'm a good father.

How? By getting a job and buying us a pool?

[laughs] What? No.

By making you guys trespass onto his property illegally.

[both] Hmm.

[all] Ha!

We'll use this staff to vault to the other side.

Ninja!

[grunts]

[yelps]

Okay, let's just try and ask them nicely,

[speaking other language]

[phone chimes]

[in English] She said,

"My husband already said no."

[groans] But Margaret, look at how hot it is out here.

What about the children?

[sentimental music playing]

[speaking other language]

-[phone chimes] -[in English] "I suppose these

unusual circumstances

can justify an exception." [gasps]

"You can go into our backyard

and have a swim in our pool during my husband's nap."

-[chuckles] -[both] Yay!

[speaking other language]

[gasps, speaks English] "I'll even add something that should

cool you up for good."

[both gasp]

[speaking other language]

[in English] Well, you don't need to translate that.

[both laugh maniacally]

They really thought they could sweet talk her.

Like she's the better half. [laughs boisterously]

Her heart's as open as a car wash in a monsoon.

-[laughing] -[Richard wailing]

Chill, Dad. I've got a plan.

But unlike you, it might actually work.

[laughing] Margaret, of all people.

It's funny, 'cause I married a monster.

Oh...

-[Gumball] Mr. Robinson! -Huh?

What is this?

Your heart won't be able to watch us suffer, Mr. Robinson.

[Gumball, Darwin groaning]

[slurping]

No, stop, please! Let them take a dive in that pool.

-[exclaims, growls] -[laughs]

[groans]

[both groan]

Dad? [echoing]

[Richard speaking indistinctly]

[muttering grows louder]

I'm the bad dad?

I'm a bad dad? Good on that!

I'll show him how much I love my babies.

I love my babies!

Uh, Dad, are you okay?

[laughs menacingly]

[both gasp]

I think Mr. Robinson's words got to him.

I had a glorious idea.

If I can't get you into that pool from above,

I'll do it from under

[laughs hysterically]

[rumbling]

Oh yes, glorious.

[all yell, grunt]

Well, that helped me cool off a little,

and it's come to my attention

that I might have overreacted a little.

[Mr. Robinson] Did you hear that sound, Margaret?

[gasps] Oh no! [exclaims]

Mr. Dad, what do we do?

Shh! You try and fix things.

I'll create a diversion.

[panting]

[doorbell chimes]

What do you want?

Oh, hey, I, uh...

I just wanted to apologize

for harassing you like that earlier. I just...

I just want my kids to have everything they need,

you know, and--

Uh, are you okay?

[Mr. Robinson crying]

[sniffles]

I understand.

The real reason I wouldn't let you in the pool

is that the person I built it for

never got to swim in it.

All my life, I worked.

I worked hard, but I knew why I was doing it.

[inspirational music]

-[telephone ringing] -[beeping, buzzing]

[Mr. Robinson hums]

[gasps] What are you two doing here?

I said fix things.

[music resumes]

[humming]

Uh...

Uh, sorry, but where is this going?

Eh. Uh, I don't know.

I forgot why I was sad. I was killing it.

-[laughs] -The pool?

Oh, yeah.

I missed every important part of my son's childhood.

I actually built this pool to buy him back.

But we kicked him out of the house

before it was finished.

Because he accused us of... heh.

Hold on.

[mother and child coughing]

He accused us of being toxic.

Apparently making money

in pesticide is destroying the planet.

Ridiculous.

In truth, all I did was for him.

[Gumball] Don't worry, Mr. Robinson!

We found him for you.

[gasping and grunting]

And I believe he would love to go swimming

with you, Mr. Robinson.

I'll go put on my swimming suit.

What is this?

What do you mean? We fixed things.

I meant the pool, not the relationship!

Fix the pool? I'm 12 and he's 10.

Yeah, but that's a combined age of, uh... uh... uh...

Ugh! It's 23, Dad, come on.

You know I'm no good with even numbers.

[all panting]

What do we use to plug it?

This!

[both] Uh...

[humming]

[chewing loudly]

[Richard] Ah!

[all] Ah!

-[groans softly] -Ah...

Son, my biggest regret was...

well, not my biggest regret. [chuckles]

My biggest regret was not investing in cryptocurrency.

But my second biggest regret

is not spending enough time with you.

-[Rocky groans] -Huh?

[Rocky groans]

Yes. Let this water cleanse our past.

[Rocky groans]

[Mr. Robinson] You should join us.

Oh no, [laughs] I think we're good. Thank you.

[Mr. Robinson] I insist.

[Rocky] Hmm.

[Richard, Gumball, Darwin sigh]

Sorry, kids.

[crash, thud]

[Richard groans]

[Gumball] Well, you did get us into that pool in the end.

[Richard groans]

[closing theme music playing]