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Hi, I'm Dylan Sprouts, and you're
watching Disney Channel.
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Okay, guys, dinner.
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Uh, Mom?
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Mm -hmm? The macaroni's a little
underdone.
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So's the cheese.
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sorry. Mosby's got me doing extra shows.
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Last night it was a busload of German
tourists.
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I oomphed until I couldn't oomph again.
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Mom, you need a vacation.
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And by you, I mean we.
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Let's go to the Pawtucket Aquarium. I
hear they just opened their swim with
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jellyfish attraction.
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They won't sting you if you cover
yourself in whale urine.
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I'd rather get stung!
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to put your thinking cap on oh i don't
have a thinking cap i have a thinking
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tiara good put that on because we need
to come up with a new topic for your
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two episode me okay uh but maybe we
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could come up with something other
people might be interested in me okay
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something not in this room
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Not working.
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London, your show reaches so many
people.
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I mean, haven't you ever thought about
using it to help the less fortunate?
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You're talking about yourself, aren't
you?
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No, even less fortunate.
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Is that possible?
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Yes, I see your frugal family fun pack
only includes three bathroom tokens.
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is that per day?
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Per week.
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to the world's largest ball of twine.
But while we're there, no liquids.
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Never mind.
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Mom, forget the twine. We are going on a
cruise to the Caribbean.
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Great idea, honey. Zach, you fill up the
bathtub. Cody, you blow up the inner
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tube. I'll fire up the SS imagination.
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No, no, no, no, Mom. You don't get it.
It's a real luxury cruise liner, the SS
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Tipton. We got a special deal because
you're... Because I'm a Tipton employee.
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I better get my swimsuit. I better hit
the treadmill.
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I can't believe that I don't have to
sing for a whole week.
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When are we going to tell her that the
cruise is only free if she sings?
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Right after the boat leaves the dock.
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And that's how you fire your maid.
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Good luck, sweetie.
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Now, as you know, here at Yay Me, we
care about poor people.
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Except those who can't fluff a pillow.
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It doesn't make you look good. I know.
That could be fiery.
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So, for our next show, we'll be doing a
telethon for 24 hours.
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In a row.
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And that's right.
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All donations will be going to South
Street Mission to help feed the hungry.
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And boy, do they need our help.
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I said when I saw Aunt Martha in the
pool.
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Look at all these activities.
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You could get a relaxing seaweed wrap.
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I love you. I love you.
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I love you.
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Good.
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We're gonna bank that.
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Welcome aboard.
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I'm Miss Klotz. You must be Carrie
Martin. And this must be...
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Mr. Mosby. At length.
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Remember, boys, the prison on a ship is
called the brig.
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That was oddly scary.
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I've got your room key right here.
You'll be staying in the King Neptune
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Oh, do I get my own bedroom?
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And bathroom.
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I love you.
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And I love you.
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We all love each other. Can't wait to
see you tonight at the concert under the
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stars. Oh, do I have to buy tickets?
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Yeah, like we're going to make you pay.
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I even get complimentary show tickets.
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I love you. I love you.
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I love you.
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Can we get...
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I've never seen.
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Do you know they serve a meal between
breakfast and brunch?
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Really? Where is it?
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Right here.
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I am so happy. You know, right now, back
in Boston, I'd be getting ready to do a
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show tonight.
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Hey, hey, Mom.
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Hey, um, do you know that they have
skeet shooting on the Fiesta deck?
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They have it.
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You know, I've always wanted to shoot a
skeet. Then let's go.
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my picture doing up there um then take
pictures of people and uh
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pick the prettiest passenger of the day
congratulations
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mom and
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then they ask her to sing
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well thank goodness you have such a good
voice
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Now I'm going to use it to yell at you.
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We're sorry, Mom.
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But this was the only way that we could
afford this vacation.
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If I have to sing, then it's not a
vacation.
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Well, it is for us.
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And it's a vacation for you, too.
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You just have to do one show at 7.
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And another at 9 .30.
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And the Midnight Songs for Lovers show.
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And the Sunday Singles Mixer. And the
Mr. Silver Fox pageant.
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And you have to have dinner with the
winner.
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actually have is right now attention
carrie martin will now host our limbo
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contest how low can you go
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you two are the most
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uh
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mom you might not want to strain your
voice before the show
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are going to be ringing off the hook.
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Girls, I have bad news.
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Not now, Mosby. I don't like being
bummed out before my broadcast.
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It messes up my yay me smile.
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Look, you're not going to have any
performance for your telethon tonight.
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See that?
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Now I've got to boo you frown.
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The blizzard has closed all the roads.
None of your acts can get here.
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There's a blizzard?
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Okay, okay, we'll just have to fill in
for the axe until the storm stops.
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Who wants to be the Shih Tzu?
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No! No!
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No! A thousand times no!
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Aw, come on, little fella.
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Who's the good puppy?
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Please,
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Mr. Mosby, it's for a good cause.
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Oh, all right.
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As long as I don't have to do anything
too humiliating.
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Telling me.
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Ooh, not laughing.
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Hope you're a better singer than you are
a comedian.
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Um, that's actually really my point, is
that I'd rather not sing.
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Uh -huh.
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No problem.
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Good luck floating back to Boston.
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Um, okay.
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Maybe could I pay for my room?
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Oh, lovely.
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Here's... Rate for the King Neptune
suite.
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Holy mackerel. Oh, no, no.
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Here's the rate for the holy mackerel
suite.
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Don't you have anything less expensive?
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Oh, great.
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A storeroom.
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What do you think they store in here?
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Us.
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And apparently barnacle poison.
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Off limits.
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the lower deck.
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At least we have a porthole.
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Someone is making a pledge.
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Oh, is there a donor on the phone,
Irene?
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Huh? I'm just checking my messages.
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isn't any better well here's one
position we haven't tried are you okay
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yeah but next time i bunk with him i'm
bringing a parachute
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i'll just make myself a little bit
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pogo stick with a cheap haircut.
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Okay, why don't we check the tote board?
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Kept me up all night.
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Well, when it comes out of that end, it
ain't called snoring.
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Okay,
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guys, here you go.
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The big plates are for full fare
passengers only.
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Here are the plates for the sardine
suite.
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You're a heartless woman.
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Didn't bother me when my forex husband
said it. Doesn't bother me when you say
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it.
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Divorced four times?
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Oh, no, no.
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Widowed.
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Use your hips as a focus.
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Here we go.
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Uh -uh -uh. One trip only.
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Oh, all right. Wait.
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Please, please, please, please wait.
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All right, I'll sing. You win.
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Enjoy the big plate.
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plates.
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I can't do this anymore.
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I'm exhausted.
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Way to maintain the illusion, Polly.
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Put a cork in it, busser boy.
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Have you seen them?
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You know, we should have just given them
the french fries.
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Wait a minute.
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That's a great idea.
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There's so much food here at the Tipton
that it goes to waste.
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That's true.
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You know, once or twice a week, we
should bundle that up and give it to the
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hungry. Yes!
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Let's do it!
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Okay, as soon as the roads open up,
we'll all go down to the shelter. Yay!
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sleep in the sun.
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What's that white circle?
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I was eating a donut.
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Ow. Ow.
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Ow. Okay, that hurts.
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Well, if you can't even take one step,
how are you going to sing tonight?
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And if you can't sing tonight, we're
going to end up back in that kennel.
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Then there's only one thing to do.
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Throw Miss Klotz overboard?
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Okay, too.
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you dig my -
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Sorry about this amateur display.
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I'm going to drop you on an island so
small you're going to have to take turns
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standing on it.
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Oh, look, Miss Klotz. We're really,
really sorry, but we had to do this. Our
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can't sing.
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What he means is she's a great singer,
but she's so badly sunburned that she
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barely move.
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It could be one little thing that we
could do for her.
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Education's drift away upon the seven
seas.
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