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Hi, I'm Cole Sprouse, and you're
watching Disney Channel.
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I'm not waiting for Barbara's karate
competition.
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You know, what's it like having a
girlfriend who can kick your butt?
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She cannot kick my butt.
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Please, she can kick it, flip it, and
throw it across the room.
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You're right.
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I gotta learn karate.
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I can teach you.
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What? You take karate with your little
friends in kindergarten?
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No. My dad works on a cruise ship. And
while we were docked in Japan, I studied
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martial arts at the Tokusawa Academy.
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Yeah, and I learned to fly while my
rocket ship was docked on Mars.
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No, really.
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you kid wow can you teach me how to i
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could have thrown you further but i i
didn't warm up
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here i am in your life
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here you are in mine yes we have a sweet
life
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a candy bar.
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London, for the last time, a thousand
dollar bar does not cost a thousand
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dollars.
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The Nia owes me a lot of change.
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I'll go put this in the lost and found.
Wait, I have an idea. You better say it
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quickly before it dies of loneliness.
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Let's check out the phone and see what
stuff is on it.
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That's Vivaldi.
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I love Vivaldi.
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You found your perfect match.
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I now pronounce you phone and wife.
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Isn't botany fascinating?
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Oh, yeah, I love flowers.
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How would you like to study these
tulips?
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Oh, that's a start.
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Zach, we're here to study, and you've
got a lot of...
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Looks like it's just you and me.
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Konnichiwa, Zack -san.
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Right back at you.
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Son and son.
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Travis is teaching me how to become a
master at karate so I can impress
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Man,
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I wish I could find a way to impress
Dakota.
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Yeah, just don't show her your report
card.
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That's not funny.
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You know, I won Barbara over by cooking
her a gourmet meal.
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Oh, great idea!
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Except I can't cook.
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I can help you out.
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I learned how to be a gourmet chef when
that ship was docked in Monte Carlo.
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Did you know that Monaco is also a...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I'm with the Bulls in Pamplona, but
you've never been bowling?
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Yeah, Dad thinks it's dangerous.
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Go figure.
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What? You got yourself a deal.
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Why'd you do that?
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Lesson number one.
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Expect the unexpected.
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Yeah, you know, I'd write that down, but
my hand is numb.
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That's not funny.
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Pardon me, miss. I lost the phone here
yesterday.
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And I found one.
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It must be Kismet.
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No, it's David.
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Hi, David.
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Well, thank you.
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You know, I'm a cellist. On my way to
perform Vivaldi's Four Seasons.
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Would you be my guest?
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I'd love to.
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Where did you get it?
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Where did you get it?
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Where did you get it?
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From the dirty clothes pile?
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We ran out of quarters.
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Sorry. I was just dreaming about this
guy whose phone I found.
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He's a rich, charming cellist who works
to save the rainforest.
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You can tell all that from a phone?
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And more.
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This Thursday.
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He's volunteering at the Feed the Needy
Foundation.
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That's my favorite charity. They catered
my aunt's wedding.
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I wish you registered a pawn shop.
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Maybe.
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Oh, wow, impressive. You could beat up a
pillow.
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Taught me a lot.
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You've only had two lessons. What could
he have taught you?
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The sleep of the striking cobra. There's
no such thing as the sleep... Wow.
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It worked.
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Come in.
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Hey, Barbara.
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Hey, Cody.
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Why are you wearing a gi?
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Well, I'm learning karate, too.
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I've been practicing on Zach.
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Ah, sleep of the striking cobra.
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Yeah, and I've learned much more than
that. Check this out.
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if I can beat you up.
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Because I'm the guy and you're the girl.
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And the guys are supposed to be tougher.
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And by the way, you're bruising my
sternum.
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What a sexist attitude.
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I thought you were more evolved than
that.
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I am, it's just... I don't want people
to think that I'm the weaker sex.
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Oh, so do I have to be weak to be with
you?
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I charged the battery. Hey, thanks for
saving my phone.
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Now I'm off to save the rainforest.
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All by yourself?
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Actually, I was hoping to take along a
spunky blonde.
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I'm having another fantasy about the guy
who owns that phone.
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Madeline, if you found the phone, you
must put it in lost and found. No!
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It would break my heart if the phone
rang and someone else answered it.
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I'll get it.
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What? Hello?
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Uh -huh. Uh -huh.
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Okie dokie. Bye, David.
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That was David.
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Really?
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What did he say?
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He's coming to pick up his phone at
five.
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Maddie? What are you still doing here?
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David didn't show up.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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How could he have not shown up?
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This is the night we're supposed to
finally meet and fall in love and swing
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on a vine.
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Honey, I love that you are a true
romantic, but did it ever occur to you
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maybe to him... is just picking up a
phone.
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Oh, no, no, no. We're meant to be
together.
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We both love Evaldi and Van Gogh and the
Rainforest.
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Yesterday? Tomorrow?
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I really don't care.
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Hey,
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Cody, we still on for bowling later?
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Yeah, yeah, sure.
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But first, I need a favor.
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Do you know anything about Japanese tea
ceremonies?
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What don't I know?
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First documented in the Edo period, tea
ceremonies... Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get
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it. Look.
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I found out my girlfriend and her
grandmother are coming here tomorrow for
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and I want to perform a Japanese tea
ceremony for them.
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To master the tea ceremony takes a...
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I got a date.
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Good luck.
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Travis.
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Okay, okay.
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I write down everything you need to
know.
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Because there are many gestures that
must be performed in a certain order.
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Is that the first gesture in the
ceremony? No, my shirts are just riding
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Forget him. He's a loser.
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Funny. He said the same thing about you.
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So, Zach, we're still going bowling,
right?
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Sure, sure.
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But it's important that Dakota thinks I
cooked this food, so stay back here and
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be quiet.
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Oh, a rice paper screen.
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Now I'm like the ones they use in
southern Thailand for the ancient art of
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shadow. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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We can talk or we can eat.
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Well, Jack, you're a lot more
sophisticated than I thought.
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An understandable mistake. You were
misled by my boyish charm and my
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collection of action figures.
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Hi, Daddy. How did things go with your
phone guy? He never showed up.
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held up at medical school.
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He's studying to be a doctor.
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because we had a pillow fight and now
we're making up i
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hope
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travis numbered these
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but why
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a doctor about this yeah you should uh
goodbye
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let me guess
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you didn't cook the meal all right i
can't lie to you the
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truth is is that i dropped out of
gourmet chef school to join the marines
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like
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Well, maybe it's the frog paw talking,
but you did.
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Really? Any guy who goes to this much
trouble deserves a second chance.
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Hey, even when I'm bad, I'm good.
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You know, you guys really don't have to
be here. Oh, we want to see the man
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behind the phone.
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See, Maddie, there are...
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He could be short, tall, fat, or thin.
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Excuse me. I'm looking for Maddie.
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You left out old.
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I'm Maddie.
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You must be David.
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I can tell by your phone you have a lot
of class.
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Class of 22.
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Okay. You know what? Enough of that.
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Here's your phone.
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I'd like to thank you for taking care of
my phone for me. May I buy you a hot
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chocolate?
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I'd love that.
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Good.
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By the time they get there, it ain't
gonna be hot.
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Oh.
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Konnichiwa. Cody, what are you doing
here?
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I wanted to honor your grandmother by
performing the traditional tea ceremony.
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Arigato. Give me a break -o.
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As you know, the water jar represents...
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the sun.
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And the bowl represents...
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proves you that i'm not a sexist pig oh
i believe you're not a pig boy please
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continue very
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good
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do you see how he's meditating over the
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You're not mad?
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How could I be mad when you went to so
much effort to impress my boss on?
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I really did it for you, Barbara.
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According to Travis, it's been keeping
tribal women wrinkle -free for
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And single.
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Hiya, guys. You ready to bowl?
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Hi, Miss Martin.
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Hi, sweetie.
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Gee, Travis.
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You know, I feel really bad, but...
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See ya.
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After everything Travis did for you two,
you should be ashamed of yourselves.
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If I could move my face underneath this
mask, I would be so frowning at you.
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Travis,
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so glad you're still here.
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Look, we changed our minds. We want to
go bowling with you. It was my idea.
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was against it, but, you know, I talked
him into it.
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when you meet on a narrow mountain path.
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Move over.
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But Dakota, don't let Dakota meet. How
could you stand up this sweet, adorable
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little kid?
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I'm 300 years old.
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I like Van Gogh.
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I knew Van Gogh.
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You are so funny. So are you.
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I hope you don't mind my asking, but are
you single?
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Oh, David, I am so flattered, but my mom
doesn't let me go out with anyone older
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than me.
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Neither does my mom.
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I was asking for my grandson.
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He's exactly like me, except his hips
are original.
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Are you ready, Grandpa? We're going to
be late for the Vivaldi.
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Hello. David?
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No, it's Jeffrey.
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Oh, right. Sorry.
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It just somehow seems like we met
before.
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He just broke up with his girlfriend.
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Oh, what a shame. My name is Maddie.
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Do you believe in fairy tales?
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Not so fast.
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This ramp is uphill.
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