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Excuse me.

Hey, Cody.

Hey, Barbara.

How are you?

How are you? Are you okay, sweetie?

Let me kiss it and make it better.

Barbara.

Not in front of the string section.

Is this band class?

Looks more like an orchestra.

Hey, look, everybody, I'm your new lead singer.

I'm gonna need a mic and a long cord to swing it around you and impress the

ladies.

Welcome to orchestra.

That's odd.

My new math teacher said the same thing when I walked into his class.

That's because there's a beware of Zach poster in the teacher's lounge.

My stage name is Nasty Z.

The Dark Prince of Awesome.

Can you even play an instrument?

Absolutely. I play the electric guitar.

I'm sure I could play this mini geek version.

Oh, dear.

I have an idea.

How about you just stand in the back and play the triangle?

Sure. but where do I plug it in?

watch the employees work. Daddy wants me to learn the hotel business.

London, that's a wonderful idea.

You can observe people in all the departments. Oh, you'll learn everything

this hotel.

Yay! Where do I start?

Oh, how about we start at the front door? Oh, good idea.

Where's that?

It's in the front.

Right next to Norman the doorman.

Oh, that front door.

Now, Claire, as you all know, we have our annual

fundraising concert coming up.

No pressure.

But if it's not a giant success, we will have no funds, no orchestra, and I'll

be back teaching music in prison.

Don't worry, Mrs. M. I'll keep you out of the joint.

Fortunately,

we do happen to have...

genius in our class.

Oh, you're too kind. Not you.

Him.

That's Sergei Mishkin, the Russian violin prodigy.

And his poster.

Thank you.

And for $12 .50, I'll autograph it. Now, where do I sit?

Why, anywhere you want.

Well, I always sit in the front, right where that kid is.

Would you like to warm up?

Sergei is always warm.

Especially when sitting next to such a lovely first violin.

Did you see that?

Yeah. Someone's pretty full of himself.

So as the concierge, it's my job to help the guests when they call needing...

Got it. This ought to be a breeze.

Want me to get that?

any Mr. Lainers in room 1521?

No!

That was a guest trying to get some information.

Well, then he should just call the concierge. That's us!

Hello? A good restaurant?

Ooh, I like El Bulli in Spain.

No! You have to recommend restaurants in Boston.

Well, why don't they just get on their private jet?

We don't have a private jet.

You don't have a private jet?

A simple I don't like it would have been fine.

He's not a big Sergei fan.

Well, everyone else is.

That's why Mr. Mosby's letting us have the concert here at the Tipton. Isn't

that great?

Yeah. Almost as great as Barbara falling in love with that...

Rotten Russian Romeo.

Ah, so that's what's going on.

I think I see the little green monster.

I couldn't find a tissue, okay?

I'm not talking about boogers. I'm talking about jealousy.

Yeah, Cody Chu. You always panic and go to the worst case scenario.

more bell -hopping. Oh, I can help her.

Remember, be polite. We share tips.

Oh, in that case, here's a tip. Don't eat garlic for breakfast.

Ooh, that's heavy. Could you hold this for me? Oh, certainly.

I'm new at this.

Bell -hopping? Working.

Could you also hold these two?

Ooh, and this one too.

Oh, um, this one isn't even mine.

Oh, I know, but it's hideous. I wouldn't be caught dead holding it. Oh, thanks.

It's London.

make the guests carry their own luggage?

But it's heavy.

That is why you use the luggage cart.

Right, got it. Oh, let me help you with that.

What's help?

Oh, just give me the luggage.

Help?

Attention, class.

We only have two more weeks to prepare for the concert, which I am sure will be

an outstanding success.

On purpose.

Stargate's putting a move on Barbara. There's gonna be some drama. Pass it on.

Cody, there's no need to be jealous.

Barbara is crazy about you.

Yeah, she did give me an engraved protractor for my birthday.

And if that's not nerd love, I don't know what love is.

Really?

Seriously?

Stargate is in love with Barbara? They're going to move back to Russia and

llamas. What?

I know. Llama seems weird. There's more money on alpacas.

I can't believe it. No, it's true. Alpaca wool is valued for its

I mean, it's used in blankets, sweaters, mittens, clothes. Put a sock in it.

I knew there was something going on between those two.

You're bringing me down.

Oh, to joy.

Honey, if you miss Barbara so much, then why did you break up with her?

turn the vacuum on.

But I don't like the noise.

I don't like the dirt.

Boys, girls, genius.

Look at them.

You know, it's ironic, but by you breaking up with Barbara, you may have

her right into Sergei's arms.

Gum?

Barbara, perhaps you will be needing help tuning your street.

triangle.

it people.

Worst worker I've ever seen.

You were saying?

What I meant was... I'll tell her, Grace.

Harry!

Norman!

Well, I didn't know you all felt this way about me.

Especially you, Norman.

Sorry, my new bell hopped through your luggage out the window.

But on the bright side, it did make it to the limo before you did. Oh.

Mosby, all the employees were mean to me. They say I didn't do a good job.

Well, in their defense, you did wound most of them.

Well, they wounded me, right in the heart.

So, I fired them.

Despite what you've recently been told, you're not fired. Oh, thank you, thank

you, sir.

We did not mean to hurt your feelings, Miss London.

Just as I'm sure you did not mean to give us these giant boo -boos.

London, maybe you should talk to your father and tell him the hotel business

not for you.

But it is for me. The hotel is in my blood.

Actually, our blood is in the hotel.

But I've got to get into the hotel business.

I'm a tipton.

And you do? What?

to secure mining rights?

No, I meant do nothing.

But nobody does nothing and orders people around better than you do.

You're right.

This hotel couldn't function without me doing nothing.

Irene, give me a table at El Bulli and a chair.

Grace, pack my luggage.

Esteban, take it to my jet.

Moseby, yell at them if they don't do it right.

Barbra, the only reason I broke up with you is because I thought you and Sergei

were moving back to Russia to raise llamas.

I'm not interested in Sergei.

Plus, the real money is in alpacas.

And besides, I only care about you.

You do?

Oh, Barbara.

Oh, Cody.

Barbara, I'm sorry I was so jealous.

There's no one else I'd rather be with.

There's no one else I'd rather be with either.

I'd do anything for you.

That's why I learned Yiddish.

You're my latke.

I'm your potato pancake?

Well, I guess I need to study some more.

I was trying to say you're my true love.

Hey, grand finale time.

That's not good.

Mr.

Mosby, are you out there?

Can you help?

No time to panic. I have exactly no time.

Okay, easy, easy.

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