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In the beginning, the universe was in perfect balance, kept in peace and

by four magic books.

The alliance of evil wizards made it their mission to capture these books and

shroud the universe in darkness.

One of the books, called Jaunty Grimoire, got away.

That's me!

Cha -cha -cha!

She was rescued by a group of mighty blue

guardians. Those evil wizards won't get you.

I've got her, Ron. You're safe with us, little one. They swore to protect the

magic book.

The fate of the universe depended on it. So they hid her away in a secret

location.

Now, shh.

Don't tell anyone.

I'm in Smurf Village.

Check this out.

Everybody know what we came to do.

Everybody here with a chance with you.

You know that your cousin and your brother and the trees and the bees and

birds when they dance with you. But I heard you were feeling blue.

I don't know if you're feeling cute. But you're looking so put together.

I just started feeling cool.

You got the water and I match with you. Red, green or gray. I'm still here. We

got whatever color you feel. Because it looks good on me.

Put on your butterfly.

I'll look in the cat. I feel your touch.

I match with you, red, green, or gray. I'm still here, we got match support.

How do you feel because I look good on me, but on you.

Butterfly in that suit.

I look in the back, I see your...

Great job, Smurfs! Yay for us!

A few timing issues, but you almost had it this time, no name? Same time, same

place tomorrow.

Adding it to the calendar, Papa Smurf. Thank you, Calendar Smurf.

Isn't it grand living in a place where everyone has a thing? Excuse me? Oh, you

stepped in now, Papa. Papa Smurf, quick follow -up, if I may.

And here we go. I still don't have a thing and a quick follow -up to the

-up. Don't you think that that's a bit odd?

Like... Hefsy Smurf is hefty. I smash things.

And Worry Smurf worries.

You know, maybe everybody else just doesn't worry enough. And Brainy is

smart. And Grouchy is... Don't even say it. And there's Camouflage Smurf. I'm

right here. How to Focus Smurf.

Clumsy Smurf.

Way back there, Smurf. I'm way over here.

Handlebar Moustache Smurf. Quiet Smurf.

What did he say?

I have no idea.

But do you see what I'm saying, Papa?

Well, your no -name.

That's a thing.

Is it, though?

Because if my thing is my distinct absence of a thing, I'm actually

Hey, sound effects, Marv, can you back off?

Even he's got a thing.

And he's only been here since Tuesday.

Oh, I wouldn't worry about it too much, No Name. Some Smurfs just take a little

more time to find their thing.

It's in there. You just gotta find a way to let it out. I've been thinking, we

don't have a magic Smurf around here.

Maybe that could be my thing. Oh, Smurfs can't do magic.

But I'm sure there's something else for you. Hey, list -making Smurf, what's

left on our giant list of things to try to find No Name a name list?

Well, let's see, Papa.

Okay, to date we've tried... Ah,

10 ,248 things.

How many do we have left?

Um, two.

Clog making and, ooh, shark taming.

Well, that's wonderful news.

Let's try clog making.

That's a great idea, Papa Smurf. Right, Smurf?

I guess I could learn to like clogs.

Just take your time, no -name.

Don't rush it.

I'll just be right here.

You got this.

If you could make something with a square toe, that'd be great. Thanks.

You know, there's always shark, Timmy.

That one's already taken.

Oh, that's too bad.

Hey, I have a great idea.

Let's go pick some Smurf berries.

It's hard to feel bad with a sack full of Smurf berries.

Oh, I must admit, Smurfette, there is a gnawing emptiness inside me that all the

Smurf berries in the land couldn't fill.

It's hard to be the odd Smurf out. I think I might know a little something

that feeling. What do you mean?

Well, I'm the only Smurf created out of a block of clay by our mortal enemy, the

evil wizard Gargamel, in the hopes of luring all Smurfs to their doom.

I mean, that was a lot for me to process.

So how do you handle that, Smurfette? Well, I just think about all the friends

who love me, and that I love bats, and I get the strength to keep on keeping on.

You'll find your thing, no name. So don't give up.

Thanks, Muffet. I cherish us.

I cherish us, too.

Infinity. I cherish you. Infinity times infinity plus one. It's not a

competition. But if it was, I'd cherish you.

Infinity times infinity plus one times pi times infinity.

And I'd win.

Smurfette's right.

I need to stop dwelling on what I don't have and start dwelling on what I do.

But why is that so hard for me?

Who am I?

Where do I belong?

Heavy heart, but I carry on searching for the answers.

But I'm only moving backwards.

What they say when they think of me.

Doesn't name tell you anything.

Does happy ever after ever really

happen? I'm always on the outside looking in.

Never finding nothing.

on the sidelines in the end and you only see the downside

when you're always on the outside I try to

find a reason to be strong I'm holding on for something but no one ever

knows what's going on cause you keep it on the inside

when you're always

Looking in.

I need a chance to.

You just need a little help.

Uh, what's happening?

What the show?

Sorry! Quick question.

What's going on?

Um, well, I wished for a thing, and...

You got magic.

My face!

Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!

You seem to have a bee in your bonnet.

What's on your mind, no -name?

It took 10 ,248 tries, but I did it. I finally found my thing.

Well, that's fantastic.

What is it? I know you said Smurfs can't do magic, but I can.

It's the thing I really wanted.

Wait, what are you talking about? He never stopped trying to find his thing,

I'm so proud.

Show him.

Uh, okay. Um, let's see.

Ba -ba -boom!

what I'm talking about.

Wonderful, Joel.

How did we do that? There was an energy pulse detected on our energy pulse

detector. Shall I send in your brother?

Gargamel? Absolutely not. That imbecile will only get in the way.

Just initiate extraction measures.

Yes, Lord Razanel. Most deal.

What is that?

He found us. There's so much I didn't tell you. Your smurf location has been

acquired. Everyone, listen to me.

Your lives are in terrible danger.

Smart Village isn't safe anymore.

We have an emergency plan in case this very thing happens. Find Ken!

Find Ken? What does that mean?

Find Ken!

Everybody calm down.

We need to be rational here.

There's only one evil wizard who would do this.

Gargamel.

Noni, use your magic to find Gargamel. That is not your greatest idea.

I just got Papa Smurfnapped.

Just focus.

Concentrate.

Okay.

Gargamel. Gargamel.

Gargamel. Gargamel.

Sweet Asriel, what sound do you think a smurf makes right before he expires?

That's the sound I imagined, too.

You're much a delight, my furry angel.

Yes? Did you just speak human, Asriel?

It smurfed.

Look, Azrael, a poor abandoned smurf.

Let's smush it.

Sucker. Huh?

All right, Gargamel.

Build a beam.

What did you do with Papa?

Nothing.

Release me from this cage at once. Something tells me you're not telling us

everything. You got Papa snatched.

If I had Papa's smurf, I'd be gloating about it right now.

Well, maybe we should give him a makeover he'll never forget.

Hey, Marge. Hey, Clumsy.

Guys. Is this... Is this... It's just...

Didn't Papa say to find Ken?

Spin this track from beginning to end. Through this portal, you'll find Ken.

Thank you, Clumsy.

You're welcome.

No name. This is how we're going to get Papa back.

Let's do it.

This is not going to end well.

I hate being eaten by a granny bone.

What's happening?

We're obviously in some kind of non -Newtonian portal. Where's it taking us?

the land of Chen.

the mushrooms and Smurfberries.

Whoa. Where are we?

It's Paris.

How'd you know that, Smurfette?

Je ne sais pas.

Je ne sais what now?

I'm not really sure.

Let's just stick to the plan. Find Ken, save Papa.

Let's go, Smurfette. And Turtle.

And Turtle.

Sorry.

Hello, wizard members of the evil alliance.

We cannot tell you.

Oh, see, sorry. I was just, um, I was inquiring. Did you all have fun weekend?

Codswallop Razamel!

We can't link our four books together, erase all goodness and shroud the

universe in a cloud of dark magic forever, if we only have three books!

That's just logic 101.

Yes, and I feel terrible about that. And that's why I'm super excited to share

some great news with the council.

Ah, you have your magic book. Well, no, not that great, but I am so close.

Oh, he says that every time, you know?

It's been 106 years.

And, Razamel, how much longer do we have to wait for you?

Do we need to replace you, Razamel?

No, please, no.

Sire, a word? Joel, I'm on a very important zoom.

It's them, sire. Who them?

The them. Quick bathroom break, ladies and gents. Thank you.

We're one step closer to total evil dominance.

Huzzah for the bad guys, as I say.

Yes, sire.

Huzzah, indeed.

did we design the Zoom Room so far away from my evil lair, Joel?

Well, that's where your laptop is, my lord. My podcast microphones are set up

the Zoom Room, Joel. Why wouldn't I use my podcast microphones for my Zooms?

Hundred years in the making.

He hid, I seeked, and I won!

You've won nothing, Razamel.

Oh, really?

Who's in a job in my evil lair?

Where's the book?

Um, shoot. I don't know. I saw Papa, and I grabbed him. Maybe it's in his

pocket.

Look at him, Joe. He's the size of a slice of apple pie.

Would a book fit into a miniature man's pockets, Joel?

Uh, honestly, it would depend on how big his pants were.

Oh, go back from whence you grabbed him and find that book.

Now! Yes, sire.

It's good to see you, Papa Smurf. I cannot say the same. Ah, I've got

In the same portal that picked up Papa Smurf.

See you, Joel. Bring that magic book back to me.

Gargamel? Razabel, you found me. I knew you wouldn't leave your own brother

stranded forever.

Oh, I miss you so much. Yes, yes, reunited, and it feels so good.

Oh, and you're the one who took Papa's smurf.

Well, all right, all right.

Well done, baby bro.

Too bad you didn't get the rest of the smurfs.

And you never will. My smurfs are hidden away, safe and secure.

What did you do, Pappy?

I just asked him where Ken was! I don't think they can make sparks!

Don't bite my face! Don't bite my face!

Actually, a dog's bark is worse than its bite!

This way!

Watch out! If they kill him, Brock's dead! Machine!

Who are these guys?

Heading Smurf.

Salut! My name's Moxie. And we're the International Neighborhood Watch Smurfs.

Paris Division.

Ooh, that sounds important.

It is. What kind of Smurfs are you?

Um, we are the standard kind.

Smurf Village Division.

Smurf Village?

Where's Papa? That's why we're here. He told us to find Ken.

We'll take you to him.

We got you. Follow us.

Ken's inside the discotheque.

Get across the dance floor. Avoid feet. Huh?

So, where's Ted?

I'm right here.

Let me guess.

Papa Smurf's in trouble.

How did you know that? I'm Papa Smurf's brother.

We had a plan in case the worst thing in the world ever happened.

And it looked like it just did.

Oh, uh, sorry about the mask.

I was just doing a quick exfoliation.

I never have time for self -care.

I always make time.

Is the book safe?

What are you talking about?

Papa never told you about the magic book?

Pardon me, Ken, but we didn't even know Papa Smurf had a brother.

Well, don't take this the wrong way, but you Smurfs don't know Smurf about

Smurf. With all due respect, Ken, we all Smurf. In fact, I probably personally

smurf more than you ever smurf.

That sounds like a load of smurf. Can you smurf that smurf up? I can smurf

smurf up and have it delivered to your house. Hey, come on, smurf.

Stick a smurf in it. Smurf that. I don't like it smurfitude.

Ditto. Ditto infinity times infinity plus six. I win.

Then let's just leave it at that.

Fine. This is the handiwork of the evil wizard Razamel.

He plays for keeps.

How do you know that?

The part that he plays for keeps or the Razamel part?

Well, both. I know a lot of things, fella.

Cool. Cool.

All right, so let's go find this Razamel and... And smash him.

I like this guy.

Let's get Papa Smurf back.

Let's? You're staying here.

I don't work with amateurs.

Well, joke's on you, because I like being called an amateur.

It means doing something for the love of it. And that's me. That's what I do.

Love. That and a dime will get you a phone call in 1986.

What? Exactly.

You don't get it.

Your enemies are everywhere, and you have to be ready to take them out like

that.

Well,

that's one of the most disturbing worldviews I've ever encountered.

Funny, coming from a bunch of smurfs who don't even know who they really are.

What's that supposed to mean?

It means Smurfs are descendants of mighty guardians.

We swore to protect the four magic books from the alliance of evil wizards.

But your papa walked away.

Why would papa keep that from us?

You'd have to ask him.

I will when we rescue him.

Oh, no, you're not coming with me. Oh, we'd love to come with you. No, I just

said the 100 % opposite of that. Yay!

So, how do we do this?

Okay.

We do this by storming Razamel's castle and we take no prisoners.

Except for Papa. We'll make sure and grab him.

Hold down the fort, Moxie. Roger that, Captain Ken.

Did you bring the turntable?

The old timey one.

No, we just went through it. Come on, guys.

The last one through is supposed to bring the turntable. How do we make a

now? We're not mind readers, Ace.

And it doesn't matter. My friend can get us there with his magic.

Never heard of a magic smurf.

My magic confidence is at a soft four right now. Failure is the best eternal

name. Dare to fail.

Failure would actually be bad.

Papa's counting on us.

Okay, magic smurf.

Take us to Razamel's castle!

Give it another shot, no name.

Okay.

Come on. Come on.

Take us to Razamel's castle.

Please.

This is good.

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle once removed.

You need some serious therapy and a hug.

Well, they're all going to die.

Oh, look. He hates this.

This is so much fun.

Wow. Can you believe it's been 62 years since you sent me on my mission to

infiltrate Smurf Village?

Remember?

Oh, yes.

Yes, I do. I just didn't think you'd ever do it. You're hilarious.

Didn't you get my emails?

No. They must have gone to spam.

Spam? Why would they go to spam?

Fine. I blocked you.

You blocked me?

Why? We can discuss all of this brotherly business later during a

for now, where is the magic book, puppet?

Smurf. It's gone.

I destroyed it.

You are the worst liar.

I know you didn't. You know why?

Why? Because you're weak.

Like your best friend, Ron.

Don't you talk about Ron.

Look how upset he gets.

Don't worry.

I'll get you to talk.

Those other blue rat monkeys must have taken the magic book with them.

Where are your Smurfs now, Baba?

I'll never tell.

I have something, Sire. What is it? The energy pulse detector picked up a fresh

portal. The Smurfs are trying to infiltrate the castle.

Fortunately, our force field knocked them off course.

And I know exactly where it's sending them.

Joel, let's go.

Wait, you're taking him?

Uh, Joel is my favorite hench minion.

It worked!

It did if you were trying to kill us!

Race for impact!

I just smurfed my pants.

This

doesn't

feel like Razanal's castle.

That's because it's not.

This is bad.

Oh, no.

Turns out our magic smurf here is a bit of a dud.

Maybe you ought to just stick to clog making.

We've been bounced to the Interportal Way Station in the Australian outback.

And now we have to deal with the snooterpoots.

Snooterpoot?

They're tricky creatures who survive out here by taking advantage of lost

Interportal travelers.

They like cake.

Here, hold this cake inside that rock until they bite. Bite?

Why do I have to do it? Well, I don't want to lose an arm. Don't be a bully,

Ken. I'll do it. No, no, I got us into this mess. If anyone needs to lose an

arm, it'll be me.

your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times. Vehicle? And watch your

pockets. Hey, my glasses. I need those.

What's going on? I can't see anything.

Trust me, it's a good thing you can't see what's coming.

double chocolate with extra chocolate. From food to patisserie Paris.

Well, that can only mean one thing.

Hello, Kenneth.

Mama poot. Am I that predictable?

Well, obviously not, or I'd have known you'd skip town on me. Oh, come on.

always have Paris.

Ooh, la la.

Look, Mama, I can explain.

Save it for your bridge club, tough guy. Words are cheap.

Action is so what matters.

Actions and, uh, cake.

Well, looks like things worked out.

You're doing pretty all right for yourself.

Yeah, Kenneth.

Business is booming.

Every Yahoo thinks they can navigate the multiverse these days, so... Ow! Hey,

that's permanent!

Hey, looks like you Yahoos could use a lift. Yeah, we really could.

It's an emergency.

It always is.

It's gonna cost you. We brought cake.

Lots of cake.

You swindling scoundrel.

You don't get to talk to my pooch like that. You hear me?

Don't listen to him, my shaggy baby. The emotionally unavailable murph didn't

mean it.

Okay? Great. Now I'm all out of cake.

Stop it. I also take cash. A hoe or a watch.

But Mama Pooh, this was a gift from my grandpa.

Give her the watch, Ken. Yeah, give her the watch, Ken. Jeez.

Thank you.

All right, snooter poos, it's showtime!

Well, big talk.

Where to?

Meter's running.

Rosamel's castle.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Heck no, no, sir. Not interested. Deal's off.

What do you mean, the deal's off? Here.

This is just the wristband.

Ah, fine.

Okay, look, here's how this goes. You never saw me. We never talked. This

happened. You can't back out now.

Papa Smurf is in trouble.

Guilt doesn't work on me, sister.

Please, Mama Poot, we have to save Papa.

Just drop us off. No one will ever have to know you were involved.

The Alliance of Evil Wizards knows everything.

Nobody, and I mean nobody, comes back from Razano's castle alive. The walls of

the moat are made of the bones of the ones who tried.

Um, okay.

We've got a magic smurf. Maybe he can stop those wizards. So you're telling me

your magic is strong enough to take on the whole evil enchilada? The whole evil

enchilada? What is that?

These wizards have one goal in mind.

To rule the world with evil by getting rid of all the goodness in the universe.

And nothing will stand in their way.

So tell me, magic smurf, how are you going to handle that?

I will tell you how.

No name, come back!

No name!

No name, stop!

I can't do it. I can't take on the whole enchilada.

I don't have it in me, Smurfette.

I know I'm going to let everyone down.

Hey, don't beat yourself up.

Pressure gets to all of us.

You just have to believe in yourself.

Yeah, but I don't even know how I'm doing all this magic stuff.

This isn't me.

I can't face off against a powerful wizard.

Listen, that voice inside your head telling you you're not good enough, that

voice is not who you are.

You're the only one who notices that voice.

Whoa. Yeah, whoa.

You just need to decide who you want to be, and every day you'll become yourself

a little more, and before you know it, that voice will go away.

It worked for me.

I know what's on your mind. I've been there too,

one too many times.

It's time to let go.

You got a story that you gotta write.

You were born to be great, born to be real, born to be wild.

You were born to have faith, faith in yourself, born to survive.

Only cause you wanna something Don't ever let anyone

Say you're not anyone

Say you're not anyone

So

when you feel like nothing works

You try, but it's getting worse.

Getting harder by the minute. You don't have to be a cynic. You don't have to

have a limit. The universe is telling us there's something more to life.

But you've been only seeing what's in front of your eyes.

You were born to be great, born to be real, born to be wild.

You were born to have faith, faith in yourself.

You feeling better?

Yeah. The part with the kangaroos was a little weird, though.

What was that? I don't know.

No.

Noodlepool village.

Come on.

Mama Poot, what happened?

Razamel took two of my snooter poots and the rest of you smurfs. And he took

them. He took them back to his castle. Razamel was here?

Oh, yes, he was.

And he just made the biggest mistake of his miserable little life.

You still want a piece of him?

Oh, yeah. Well, take the scream buggy. And I'm driving.

The scream whatty?

Why is it called the scream buggy?

Well, she runs out of fuel on your face.

What? Why?

No idea.

You can do this. You!

Break me!

Let me look at you. Are you okay?

We were so worried about you.

Especially me.

Oh, I could never forgive myself if any of you were harmed. Joel, please hang my

travel cape.

Joel, what do you call a group of Smurfs? A gaggle? A herd?

A troop?

A murder?

Well, it's out of here, Rosabelle. Oh, way to give it 30%, Palmer Smurf. Great

stuff. Now give me my book. We told you we don't have it.

And where is my so -called brother? He's relaxing with his feline associate in

the solarium, Scythe. Oh, now I hate that cat.

Um, could we accidentally help it shed its mortal coil, Joel, my dear? As you

wish, Lord Scythe.

Joel! Fetch me a Clamato, room temp.

Hey, what about us?

Prisoners don't get clam drinks.

But I do have another treat in store for you. I hope you like it.

We're going to play one called Let's Squish a Smurf Every Time Papa Doesn't

Me Where the Last Magic Book Is. Till all you smurfs are squashed!

That doesn't sound like a fun game.

Joel, be a doll and move these fetid degenerate goblins to the Squishadrome

to squash.

I warned you about getting complacent.

Smurfs! Can you give us a minute?

The book is still safe, but why are my Smurfs here? It's way too dangerous.

Well, maybe if you hadn't been hiding away in Smurf Village for the past

years, none of us would be in trouble.

You know I had my reasons for that. Do you think Ron would have just walked

away?

Who's Ron?

That cleared out the sinuses.

Hey, you dead?

That was absolutely terrifying.

I think I swallowed my gum.

I'm coming for your poach.

Mama's coming for her babies. It might be good to not yell so much and give

our location.

Right, right.

Okay.

What is this place?

Munich Autobahn Rosamel Stupid Castle.

He thinks it's so spooky.

So how do we get in there?

Well, it's an impenetrable fortress, so we're going to have to sneak in. Okay,

let's get some ideas going. You know, blue sky time, no judgments.

We pole vault over the wall.

That's a terrible idea. And that's a judgment.

Maybe we can exploit a weakness no wizard can resist.

What kind of weakness?

A fright weakness.

Your food is here. Who ordered this?

Rasmus, your wizard.

That sounds right. He complains when his tunic gets too tight, but he's the one

who gets himself in this mess.

So you can just order any kind of food from anywhere?

Absolutely. Just make sure you tip the driver ahead of time, or they'll lick

everything.

Okay, here's the plan.

Sneak into the castle inside this bag, and when we get delivered to Razamel,

kablamo! We save everything.

We should have gotten more fries.

I'm a stress eater.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, it's the quill pen that my great -great -great -grandfather Zazamel used

sign the Treaty of the Alliance of Intergalactic Wizards.

Razamel always worshipped this pen.

I'll just put it behind there.

Enjoying the solarium? Yes, very much. Thank you. You're probably admiring Dada

then. This is Dada? Oh, yes.

Dada in all his glory.

Sometimes when no one's looking, I sprinkle him into Joel's protein shakes.

You know, Dada always wanted us to rule together. Remember how he said that was

going to happen?

And rule together we shall.

Once we get our hands on that jaunty grimoire, the whole universe will be

the darkly magic control of the intergalactic alliance of wizards.

And finally, all goodness shall be eradicated forevermore.

Sounds amazing.

So you'll introduce me to the alliance, then? Of course, proudly. But first,

what do you say we schmooch some schmooch?

I say that sounds like music to my ears.

And, hey, I just wanted to say I'm so glad to be back and that we're together

again. I love you, Razamel. Best friend, brother, friend, brother.

Love.

Ah, well, ditto, I'm sure.

Come along, Azrael. We're going to watch the Smurfs get squashed.

We're inside the castle.

Maybe you should slow down on the brine.

You're right. Oh, just one more.

Are the plates ready?

Yes, sir.

Hand! Ooh, ring!

No ring, Mama.

Where's Terry the food paster?

I don't know. On break?

Fine. I'll taste it. If I die, I'll kill Terry.

Wait a minute. Did you forget to order fries again?

You ate all the fries. I love salty potato -baked treats, and I will not

apologize for that. Hey, don't look at me. I didn't make the order. Just check

again. What do we do now? I don't know. Can you magic them up? Hand incoming.

Oh, magic powers from up on high.

Bring us fries.

Bring us fries!

Oh, here they are.

Onion rings?

Who ordered this garbage?

They're Rod's most favorite.

How did you know that? No idea. It just came to me.

This way.

Ready, Joel?

Oh, good. It works.

First Smurf, please.

Please, Rosamil, don't hurt my Smurfs. Then tell me where the magic book is.

Somewhere you'll never find it. Then let's loosen those lips.

Who shall we squash first?

Eenie?

Meenie? Miney? I'll go.

Hear that?

That's the clicking sound of evil.

Let's go smirk that wizard up.

Locked shop, Hopper.

We're here to save everything.

with my awesomeness.

My, those are dated moves for such a bold entrant.

State your business, stranger.

Free Papa Smurf at once.

And give me back my baby.

Or what?

Or I shall uncork all of my awesomeness all over this place.

Whoa. Huh?

There must be a cat in here.

Is there a cat in here?

I knew it. Man, the dander gets me.

Is that what I think it is? Uh -oh.

Could it be Chanti Grevoire?

I knew you couldn't hide forever.

I thought you said the magic book was safe.

How long have you been on my head?

And how did I not feel you there?

I have soft hands and feet. And I've only been up there since you made a

Cha -cha -cha.

I'm magic!

Wait.

Were you doing the magic?

Um, yeah, kinda.

Yeah, but the moonwalking was all you.

Yeah, actually, that was me too.

I didn't even do the moonwalk.

There's no such thing as a magic smurf.

Hey, chin up, pal.

Don't quit on yourself.

You made a wish for a thing, so I just gave you a head start.

You got a lot more magic in you than you think.

You just got a... to let it out.

Oh, there's Papa. Hey, Papa. Thank you for bringing the final magic book right

to me.

Oh, look who it is.

It's our lost little wizard girl family member.

I'm not part of your family, you freak.

Tut, tut. Me thinks these voluminous Polaroid photo albums from your

would tell a different tale.

Here you are when you were clay.

Oh, here you are throwing horseshoes at a Sunday barbecue.

Oh, and look at you laughing at the caricatures who drew you in front of the

Eiffel Tower.

That's me? You may have looked different, but you were always one of

Why don't I remember any of this?

Oh, and here you are enjoying the wizard's favorite snack, french fries.

Oh, how you loved your fries.

That's a lie. I hate fries.

I knew I didn't like her for a reason. She's the darn enemy.

No, I'm a smurf. And P .S., newsflash and FYI, that's not who I am now.

You can never change what you really are.

Don't listen to him, Smurfette. You're with us, now and always.

That's right. I'm with him and them.

You sure about that?

You did exactly what you were created to do. You brought me Papa Smurf and

Jaunty, the final peak of the evil puzzle.

Ergo, ipso delicto. I win.

Time to rule the universe.

I want to stay with Papa. Papa!

What a wonderful moment.

Too bad it has to be interrupted by reality.

No.

Wait a minute. What am I reading?

Yes, that's better. May dark power course through your pages now and

I don't want to be evil!

I am Grimoire.

No! Yes!

Well, thanks for saving me a lot of squish time. See ya!

I'm not going with you. To meet with the other wizards?

Um, that's a big fat no.

This is the end of the road for you, Gargamel.

But you said ditto when I said I loved you.

I lied.

I'm telling Mother. Mother never respected you.

Oh, you stupid cat.

Goodbye, Smurf. And so long, brother.

Forever.

I'm so sorry, everyone.

I'm sorry, too.

This is my first job out of college, though. I need a good review on my

LinkedIn. Well, you're not getting one from me. Fair enough.

That's pretty impressive engineering.

I can't believe I'm the one who's going to get smashed.

At least I'll be thin.

I'm going to miss you guys.

I love you.

It doesn't go down like this. Yes, I may loathe the Smurfs with the fury of a

thousand burning suns, but I loathe my brother more for disrespecting me than

sweet, sweet Asriel.

And I've had enough of Tedris' hecklessness.

Run, Smurf, run!

Good idea, Azrael.

Engage wing fell.

Look at me.

I'm going to need a bigger letterbox.

Oh, my.

Bring it. I can't.

I don't run from a fight. We're not leaving you, brother.

Oh, beautiful spoken for.

Excelsior, my sweet Azrael.

if I did exactly what that wizard wanted me to do.

I'm so sorry, No Name.

No.

This is my fault.

The only reason any of this happened is because I wanted to find my thing.

If I hadn't been so selfish, none of us would be here.

No. It's not your fault, No Name. And it certainly isn't yours, Smurfette.

This is all my fault.

I kept secrets from you all.

And that was wrong.

I didn't want to lose any of you the way we lost Ron.

Who's Ron?

He was the greatest Smurf who ever lived.

I should have told you about him a long time ago.

You're safe with us, little one. I've got him, Ron. Those evil wizards won't

you.

Ron!

Oh, he was a Smurf of tremendous courage and valor and really, really great

hair. It's good to see you, my brothers.

It's been too long.

We just had Smurfberry juice and waffles together.

Like I said, it's been too long.

That magic book will be mine.

Well, that was a bit of a letdown.

Now that's more like it. He dispatched baddies with a smurfy blend of elegance

and lethality.

I think it was safe to say that Ron loved everyone and everything, no matter

small or insignificant they may seem.

I love you, brother.

Or sister.

Oh, he was way ahead of his time.

But Razamel soon got the upper hand.

That's really something else. I should probably start with this one next time.

I got you. Leave the book.

Your neck.

All ball tacks.

Leave my hand, Ron.

I probably should have cut my hair like you guys suggested.

You always were a free spirit.

It was an honor and privilege, guardianeering with both of you.

Ron was gone.

Now, I won't ask you again.

Give me that baby book.

No. No?

No, not in the face.

That's why I created Smurf Village.

So I could keep all of you safe.

I couldn't lose any of you like we lost Ron. There isn't a day goes by that I

don't think about him. I know, brother.

It's time I told you about our higher calling.

We Smurfs are guardian ears of good.

What does that mean? It means that we have always been protectors of peace and

harmony in the universe.

Even Smurfs who don't have a thing?

Yes, no name.

But it's not just some thing you call yourself. And it isn't who you are.

It's who we are.

It's the sum of all its parts.

It's brains and brawn.

It's a Smurf who always fights for what she believes in. And even a Smurf who

thought he didn't have anything, but is willing to give everything.

I'm not going to sugarcoat this, Smurfs.

The bad guys want to destroy everything good in the world.

And they could do it. But we're not going to let them.

Because there is nothing we can't accomplish if we do it together.

Now let's get that book and save the universe.

Let's do it for Ron.

Let's get the Guardian Array.

Wait. Where are we going?

Way to kill the mood, Glasses. He's right.

Ragamon and that book could be anywhere in the universe.

Attention.

Attention. I know exactly where the wizards have taken all four books.

Now, I will share this information with you vicious garden weasels on one

condition. Name it. That I be in the room to see the stupid angry look on my

stupid angry brother's mean stupid angry face when he sees you all alive and

thriving. It's a spite mission.

I think we got it. We all get what we want.

But after that, our little alliance is over.

Yeah, okay, deal. Way too freaky -diggy. To the ninth dimension, the nexus of

space and time that represents all possible worlds and all... Get in the

Okay.

Come on.

You better come around.

Big news.

And it involves me and my magic book. Oh, what a surprise.

What could you have been doing? Having your hair cut by a blind raccoon?

Oh, you know what?

I'm sick of being treated like garbage by all of you. With your sarcastic

comments and mock merriment.

Late and lame.

You're all lame.

You'll make wonderful hench -minions now that I'm the Lord of the Universe.

Solo, me, I, moi.

Well, time to start chanting.

Oh, yeah, no chance I'll hit that. Nope.

And here we go!

You have got to be...

kidding me. The guardian airs of good are here.

We'll try not to hurt you, but we're not making any promises.

It's not bragging. It's just me being real. Oh, this is bad.

It's like all the books.

Chad, we need a plan.

We're guardian airs, Papa. We are the plan.

Hold on.

Well, that's adorable.

Your goodness is mine.

Into the vortex, Smurf spirit.

Razamel stole their Smurfy goodness. We can get him back if we break the spell

by rescuing Jaunty. Where are you going, traitor?

Traitor? No, I brought the Smurf to you. This was a spite mission.

It was.

In the water bottle you go.

No!

He's distracted.

You thought I forgot about you?

Whose goodness shall I take first?

Papa!

Don't give up, my precious Smurfs.

You're guardian ears.

It's up to you now.

My fact? My work is done.

I finally delivered everything you wanted, your evil lordship. What is

I have always been on your side.

What? No.

Well, well, well.

That's what we in the evil business call the long card.

Welcome home, sinister Smurf demon.

Thank you.

Thank... Gotcha, Jaunty.

Thank you, Smurfs.

That's the interdimensional abyss. Anyone who goes in there never, ever

back the same.

You've got nowhere to go.

Warning! Lose the heels.

You're really not going to like this first dimension, Smurfette. Why?

Cray?

That's why I feel overly thick and bloated.

Where's the book?

Give that back to me.

That's what happens to handsy fellas.

Find the door!

Go, Smurfette!

This is the worst dimension.

Stay away from erasers. Oh, what's that?

Major Law. Oh, come on.

That isn't so hard, actually. Hand over the 8 -bit books to Earth, or face the

wrath of my evil picket fence.

It'll take more than a fence to stop us.

This is my least favorite dimension.

What are you?

I'm a tardigrade, the most rugged micro -animal in the universe.

Our motto is live tiny, die never.

Hi, Tardy. Nice to meet you. Bye.

Nice to meet you, too.

Bye.

I just want a friend. Will you stay here with me forever?

I'm so timid. Is this...

It's my village.

They're home.

Ah, cha -cha -cha! All you have to do is get me to Papa Smurf's mushroom house

and I can hide away for another hundred years easy!

Ha -ha -ha!

Welcome back.

Papa.

You're okay.

I've never been better.

It's good to have your home.

We did it, Papa.

Keep her safe.

I knew you'd come through, Smurf Hat.

I don't understand.

Oh, let me explain.

We're in the surreal dimension.

It's made of your dreams and nightmares.

No. Thank you for your service.

Time to rid the universe of all things good.

Bye -bye, puppies.

Ciao, daisies.

You've done it.

Fucking all of the thinness out of the universe.

What the show?

Release Jaunty.

Huh? We're not going to let this happen, Razzamow. And just who is going to stop

me? You?

You are nothing.

I'm not nothing.

Oh? Then who are you?

I'm... I'm... That's what I thought.

You're nobody.

No name!

No name! Can you hear me?

Who are you, no name?

Who are you?

Yeah. Who?

I, uh... I... I don't know. You should have just stuck to clog making.

Stay with me, no -name.

Please.

You've got more magic in you than you think.

That voice inside your head telling you you're not good enough?

That voice is not who you are.

I don't know who I am, Papa.

And I don't think I ever will. I know who you are.

You're kind and fair.

You're strong because you're determined.

You remind me a lot of Ron in that way. Really?

How? He was resilient.

When Rod got knocked down, he'd get right back up on his feet.

Just like you.

But Ron knew who he was. He had a thing.

Not at first.

Some Smurfs just take a little more time to find their thing.

And Noni, it's your time.

I know who I am.

Hey, we're not done.

Oh, I've had just about enough of you.

No name.

How?

Who are you?

Call me. I'm the snuff who's going to kick your big giant butt.

Uh, the Smurf who's going to kick your big, giant butt, Smurf?

I don't know. I think he's got a bit of pizzazz.

You don't like it, do you?

I don't care what you call yourself.

One lone Smurf can't take on the whole evil enchilada.

That's the difference between you and me, Razamel.

I'm not alone.

Perfect.

Why are you singing that dreadful song? Because we're the guardian ears of good.

And I believe you have something of ours.

Wow.

Amazing.

What?

You know...

What

are you doing?

Smurfette, I command you to help me at once!

You're an evil wizard and always will be. Not true. Who I am is up to me. I

decide. I am Smurf. We may be small. We may be adorable.

But don't mistake our kindness for weakness.

Because kindness always wins.

Unite in Smurfitude.

Oh, hey everybody.

Oh, I hate you. I know.

Thank you, no name. I mean, what did you call yourself again? Um, I'm the Smurf

who's going to kick your big giant butt, Smurf.

You're right.

Terrible. I can beat that.

Wait, what about kick smurf?

Kick smurf is definitely inappropriate.

Your lucky sound effect smurf is here.

Sorry, I don't know what the f*** I was thinking.

Hey, I said smurf!

You know, maybe I'll stick with magic smurf. It's got a nicer ring to it. It's

classic.

Kid. You earned your name.

Give it up for Magic Smurf!

How did this happen?

You came up against the guardian ears of good.

This is for wrong.

You missed me, idiot.

Did I?

Help me, dear brother! I... I...

Love you.

Funny how you're finally able to say it now.

How about Asriel? How do you feel about my precious feline associate?

Yes, feelings, you know.

I love you, Asriel.

In the immortal words of Asriel's favorite pop crooner and social

Jonathan Mappis, too much, too little, too late.

No, no!

That was quite the successful fight mission. I'm off.

It's Razano.

Did somebody say Ron?

It's Ron!

Judging by the smile on everyone's face, looks like the Guardianeers of Good

took care of business.

These Smurfs were more than up to the task.

And they did it their own way.

Ron, I thought you were a goner.

Well, if by goner you mean I was stuck in the 10th dimension guarded by every

variation of Vicious Dragon and every possible variation of the universe, then

you'd be right. I was a goner. So, what did I miss in the last 106 years?

Well, that depends.

Are you thinking about time in a linear fashion or as a series of flat circles?

Uh, what?

Exactly. What do you say we get out of here and head back home, where life is

good and things don't crunch our brains so much? That sounds pretty smurfy to

me.

My dear Smurfs, we will no longer hide away from the world. Whenever we're

called to action, we'll be there. Because we're stronger together.

Straight to your doorstep.

It's on the runner, baby. Come in the door.

I'm going to be the only one that you need.

I'll give you something, boy, for you to believe in.

Keep it high. That vibration.

Your salvation.

Keep it up, up, up.

Keep it up, up, up.

Bye. Bye.

Over, Joel.

We have unfinished business with those...