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رسانه اینترنتی مای موویز MyMoviz جامعترین سایت فیلم و سریال

رسانه اینترنتی مای موویز MyMoviz جامعترین سایت فیلم و سریال

I haven't said action!

Yeah, Not my cup of tea,

I was into it,

We gonna put on Christian's Starbucks CD?

"In a Rumba Mood?"

No, I'll put something on,

Are you gonna eat your chocolate covered

bean thing?

Bean thing?

From the espresso stand,

Hey, does anybody have any more coffee they don't want?

You're a fiend,

You're sleep's going to be all messed up,

My sleep's messed up anyway,

Great reasoning,

Hey, you're drinking coffee,

I sleep fine,

Exercise helps,

Christian, I'm sleeping in your bed, right?

Naturally,

What's the name of the road?

Best road,

- Elsa who is this? - What?

DoNormaal,

Best Seattle rapper, Hands down,

She go to Beach?

No, she's not from here,

Best Road,

Seriously?

It's called Best Road,

Oh my god,

There's another one,

And another one,

Have you been here before?

No,

What?

Yes you have,

Oh, Yeah, Once,

I just don't feel like I ever got the Edwards house

experience,

- Which is? - Take a guess,

Puking on the floor,

An orgy of death,

You're both right,

What?

Like actual orgies?

My lips are sealed,

This is tight,

I gotta pee hella bad,

Bathroom's just inside to the left,

You used to go to that one girl's place

all the time though,

Jess's?

Yeah, Where was that?

Near Sultan,

Sultan,

Those fucking Highway 2 names,

This one time I was driving on Highway 2

- for fucking hours - - Here we go,

The master suite for you two,

Sweet,

Cool,

This may or may not be where I was conceived,

You wanted wine, right?

Yeah, sure,

I wish we had some Halloween decorations to put up,

Don't ruin your appetite,

Oh, come on,

I missed these chips so much,

Pasta water is on the stove,

That's right, You just got back from somewhere, right?

- Yeah, - Like four months ago,

And you still haven't told me all the deets,

I keep telling my parents to buy these, But they forget,

My mom brought home the Trader Joe's brand the other day,

Don't even bother, man,

Okay, What else can I do?

Start chopping the onion, We're gonna keep it simple,

What?

More DoNormaal?

Sometimes I like to listen to stuff that's not annoying,

Can I do something?

Who wants pickles?

OK, what?

Can I do something?

Can I help?

I don't know, Ask Christian, Christian?

Just relax,

Drink more wine,

Always drink more wine,

Oh, do you have a wifi here?

What is this? 2008?

Spring break '08!

Something I can do?

How can I help?

I don't know, Ask Elsa,

Drink more wine, Always drink more wine,

Do you have wifi here?

What is this? 2008?

Spring break '08!

You need it now?

No, I just have to do my 2016 taxes,

You haven't done your 2016 taxes?

No, I gotta do 'em,

Homie, why did you pour so many glasses?

You all wanted wine, right?

Yeah, but there's four of us,

Okay, fuck,

Cheers!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

Hold up,

To women, booze and alcohol,

And the last two are the same,

You used to go to that one girl's place

all the time though,

Jess's?

Yeah, Where was that?

Near Sultan,

Sultan,

Those fucking Highway 2 names,

Oh man,

This is one time I was driving on Highway 2 for fuckin hours-

Here we go,

The master suite for you two,

Sweet,

Oh,

Cool,

This may or may not be where my grandfather died,

I'm gonna put on my cozy pants, Then we should go smoke,

Right there with you,

I wanna go outside,

Yeah, yeah, We'll all smoke outside,

Els, you'll be in my room,

Oh, still afraid to sleep alone?

I'll sleep in my sister's bed,

No, I'm kidding,

I'll sleep there, I don't mind,

No,

You have to see the buttery light in there,

It's so buttery in the daylight,

I'll have to show you in the morning,

Tarp me, boo,

This is the fucking tits,

How would you like to spend the rest of your life

out here?

No thanks,

I could be down,

I've gotta get out of Northwest,

I'm thinking New York next year,

Yeah, I don't know how much more of the

Seattle changes I can take,

People care too fucking much,

Not all the changes are bad,

Not surprising you'd say that,

Why?

He works at Vulcan,

It's not Vulcan,

It's some developer,

I feel you on getting the fuck outta Seattle,

What?

But you like it here,

I have a good job,

Huh,

Hey, Christian, you still planning on traveling?

Yeah,

I mean, I'd like to,

You could visit my family in Estonia,

I don't need to be the first black person a country's

ever seen,

It seems like you did pretty well for four years at Bush,

I like this staircase,

I like these long staircases,

What staircase?

It looks like there are 25 steps, but there are really 26,

Like the Maltby cemetery,

- No, I'm cool, - What's that?

Christian?

A banana slug!

What?

Oh shit!

Don't hurt it!

There's a cemetery in fucking Duvall or something,

You know if you lick these things, your tongue'll go numb,

There's like a

staircase at the bottom of the grave with a

Willa, Lick it,

weird step amount,

If you stand at the bottom,

you see hell,

Why would you lick it?

When I was in fourth grade, I put a slug in my mouth,

Did it go numb?

No, no, it wasn't a banana slug,

Why would you put it in your mouth?

Because it was fucking cool,

The fuck you talking about?

Willa, come on, Try it,

Don't die,

Hey, hey, say something,

My setting the mood playlist,

Yes!

10,

nine,

eight,

seven,

six,

five,

four,

three,

two,

one,

Ready or not, here we come!

Finally,

Where were you?

Where is everyone?

I feel like I've been looking for hours,

I think Christian's messing with us,

I was messing with Colin,

Jesus, Messing around,

He may never find us,

What's that?

From the bin,

I was a dead Orkila counselor one year,

I drowned in the Sound,

Nice,

I drowned in the Sound,

Drowned in the Sound,

What song is that from?

My butt's wet,

What time is it?

12:30,

Oh shit,

We're usually in bed by 11:00,

That's what time the servants go back to town,

How far is town?

Miles,

You really don't wanna take that off, do you?

I can't take it off,

I'm a little Skagit pioneer girl,

I went walking in the cemetery to pick these dandelions

and I was never heard from again,

So,

by saying I want to address you right now,

means I'm confessing my attraction to ghosts,

I gotta brush my teeth,

You know, to tell the truth,

I really like Ghost Fucker's first EP way more

than the shit album-

I got to pee,

Okay, fine, I don't have to keep talking,

I got to do more than just pee,

Oh,

Okay,

Dude,

Willa,

What it is, Colin?

What do you want?

Geez,

I just saw some creepy ass shit,

Just thought you'd want to know,

Okay,

Okay,

Okay, what is it then?

There was this light in the stairway and-

It's just a stairway,

It's just a stairway,

No, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Like,,,

I saw

Christian's shadow

in the light

or

I don't know, like a ghost,

I guess,

I don't know,

It was making these weird things,

Hey, why were you talking like that?

Hey,

We okay?

I wanna try something, I wanna,,,

Hold on,

What?

What?

Oh,

- Here, - What?

On my face?

I can't see,

Fuck,

I'm sorry,

It just felt so good,

It's okay,

You don't have to apologize,

God dammit,

Yo!

Trynna smoke?

The Moss Dog is known with certainty

to inhabit only one small corner of the Pacific Northwest:

Hood Head,

A peninsula on the Northwestern tip of the Hood Canal,

Largely undeveloped except for a few rundown cabins,

the peninsula is host to thick forest and cliffs

at its northern tip where the Moss Dog is said to reside,

Every day when tides rise, the peninsula is surrounded

by water on all sides for up to 15 hours

and is only reachable by boat,

The Moss Dog has only been spotted at night,

It is said to be about seven feet long and walks on four

or possibly more legs, and is covered in long, coarse fur

witnesses say looks exactly like moss,

LOL,

Some even say the fur is moss,

Some even say the fur is moss,

Hence the name Moss Dog,

He he,

He he,

There have been numerous disappearances attributed

to the Moss Dog dating back to even before the first

white dudes arrived,

Some say the moss is fur, You know what I'm saying?

Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha,

The Moss Dog is said to be

blind,

And it like, fucking blinds its victims,

Cause it's fucking jealous or something,

It blinds them,

It blinds them,

Fuck!

How long have y'all been together?

You seem like this,

Yeah, man, it's been great,

It is great

I must have been asleep for a long time,

You were dead up there,

Christian, what was the name of that one girl

Who would sneeze so fucking loud it was insane,

At Bush?

Yeah,

I think her name was Peaches?

That can't be her name,

How would you know?

She was actually in my freshman

year bio class,,,

No, Peaches was the other girl,

Oh, the sneezing girl was Kat,

No, That cannot be her name,

It wasn't Kat,

Cause Kat was the girl at Garfield that got killed,

Gang crossfire, Happened,,,

I actually didn't have classes with

very many black people after freshman year,

That's kinda just the way it was,

Why?

She was actually in my freshman year bio class

with that dipstick Mr, Roberts,

That's fucked up,

You're right, you're right,

I don't know what I'm talking about,

Right, like white people aren't

doing that shit, You gotta be kidding me,

Are you retarded?

Should we get going soon?

Yep,

- Wait, what, like now? - Sorry,

- Yeah, - No, no, no, no, no, no,

you're right, you're right, I don't know

what I'm talking about,

We could sit and read for bit,

Read?

You do you, but I'm gonna move,

I gotta finish my coffee,

Just take it with you,

Is there a Ride the Ducks out here?

Oh god no,

But there's this path by the river,

Let's go to the magic cliff,

We'll make it there,

Did you walk to town along the river as a kid?

Carry one of those polka dot satchels,

Beg for Buffalo nickels to buy some fucking,,,

Oh, I don't know I was going with that,

Man, I think I heard that one of the people in Slapoo

is from around here,

Slapoo?

They rock,

Hope it's that guitarist I'm trynna smash,

I think I know know who you're talking about,

I think that Phil Elfin guy is

from Anacortes,

So good,

I've been trying to get in touch with them

to do some cover art for their album or something,

Oh yeah, Have you done that for other bands?

She's tried,

Most people don't want to pay for it,

Ah, yeah, shit,

Maybe you have to do it for free first,

Start a portfolio,

Yeah, I mean, what kind of art would you be doing

for them?

I don't know, Anything would be tight,

I just can't get a hold of them,

Did you try sending them-

You could send them just something quick,

put their name on it and see what they think,

- Yeah, - I mean,

I don't even know if they need anything, but,

Could be worth it,

Hey, those are my neighbors,

Hi Mr, And Mrs, Johannsen!

Oh, man,

Hey, did you notice that?

No, What?

What?

Dude, they were hella weird,

It's your fucking Skagit people, man,

Like I could put them in

a college

drop sage,

And like and they'd be in it, you know?

I don't know what you're saying, they were fine,

You still talk to that guy in Olympia?

Didn't he move to Olympia?

No,

He was always planning on moving,

We'd see each other every few weeks and then he was

just done,

He was done?

He seemed really into it, I mean, more than me sometimes,

Got me the most amazing birthday presents,

And then he dumped you?

I basically had to break up with myself

by like, asking him questions,

That's pathetic,

Do you ever still talk to him?

No,

He and Pat both liked the same Facebook

thing that I posted and I was like, okay, so there's

one person who refuses to talk to me -

Hey Elsa,

This guy eat good pussy?

Yeah!

Ay, really though,

Actually, yeah,

Did he have you dick-matized?

What the fuck did you just say?

Actually, you don't eat pussy with your dick, so,

Common misconception among men, Explains a lot,

Doesn't even work,

Where'd you get that fucking word?

Hey, give me a drag,

Once I was with this guy in college,

he gave me head and he just like, licked this little spot

in my thigh the entire time,

Oh what?

Oh god, man, I hate these fucking houses,

- Really? - Yeah,

I don't get why you'd want to live here

and then live in that,

I mean, I do,

Hey Willa,

Willa,

Did he at least occasionally nuzzle your other thigh?

I was like, "Come up and put it in already,"

and he was just like, "It's okay, I know it takes longer

than for guys,"

That is so fucking ridiculous,

I feel so lucky I don't have to deal with that,

Willa, you see this fucking house, man?

Man, I'm really trying to get those beers right now,

What the fuck?

Fuck!

Oh shit,

Let's get the fuck out of here,

Fucking give me some,

What the fuck?

Hey!

Wait for Colin!

Hey, Christian, what are those birds?

Geese, Really?

Not just any geese,

They're snow geese that migrate here from Siberia,

50,000 of them every year,

Right here to Fir Island,

This is the only place in North America

where they come to from the old country,

And trumpeter swans too,

Are those like regular swans?

We talking like Swan Lake here?

Basically,

I'm not sure,

Fuck trumpeter swans,

I'm all about the snow geese,

This is an island?

It's bordered by the north and south fork

of the Skagit River,

And then you have your sloughs and your tributaries,

And then right in the thicket of those trees

is where they founded Skagit City,

The outlet mall?

It's a ghost town, right?

It's actually one of the first places that jump started

the settlement of the valley,

Killing all the natives, stealing everything from 'em?

Yep,

The north fork was impassable

due to log jams,

And then they just built it right in the confluence

with the south fork,

Boats would come through and stop by

on their way to and from Seattle,

And then in

the 1870s they developed some log jam removal technology

or some shit and took it out,

The north fork became passable

and it allowed Mount Vernon to flourish

and spelled the demise for Skagit City,

Yeah, cause Mount Vernon really became a metropolis,

But then how did they get back to Level Three?

I mean, World Two, Level Three,

I mean, it seems like it's probably gonna be hard enough

- for us- - Well, it was actually

the first sight

of the first recorded murder in the region,

Oh shit,

Yeah,

Someone robbed a store of a man named Barker

and killed him,

Then they arrested a native and hung him,

Then they found out it was just some white dude,

Jesus,

They realized that the items a native would've taken

were still there

and the items a white dude would've taken were gone,

Tailor of Panama DVD,

pair of water sandals,

They never found him,

He disappeared on a canoe trip up river at night

and they didn't find him till later,

in the woods,

screaming,

naked,

in his own shit and blood,

He was shrieking Ted-auh-an,

One of the natives that had been executed,

He pulled out his teeth so they couldn't make it out,

What the fuck?

They said it was a case of religious dementia,

What does that mean?

Later, they found his teeth aligned in a trail

towards a dead end

in an apple orchard,

They didn't know why,

Are we near the cliff?

It's just a little further,

Are there any Indian burial grounds around here?

Who needs burial grounds?

It's all stolen,

What is that, Christian?

An old school?

I wanna go to the cliff now,

Yeah, we all know Willa wants things,

It's getting late, dude, Christian, is it near here?

Hella close,

You coming?

Yeah,

Be back soon,

Jeez, calm down,

Hey, are you guys gonna -

Christian, stop!

Geez,

Hey, what's going on, dude?

Man,

This is cool,

Just shut up,

What, no, no, I'm serious, this is,,,

It's like you can see

all the years at once up here,

I don't know why you didn't wanna come here,

I told you I wanted to,

Drop dead,

Why are you doing this to me?

What?

I can't even talk to you anymore?

Maybe you're an idiot,

I'm trying to talk to you right now,

Fine,

I don't know, Gimme some words then, man,

I just wish that you would do more little things with me,

- I mean other people too - - I wanna,

I wanna do with you all the, the, the stuff, but like

I mean, we're not even here together,

Are we?

Are we?

Fuck, this place is weird,

I mean, are we?

I don't know where Colin is, I don't,,,

Look,

Wait,

Where'd Elsa go?

She wanted to go inside,

Look, Here,

Feel the soil,

It's wet,

That'll get 'em,

Like way before Yoshi,

When it was just about the birds,

At Seward?

That's what Ava said when I saw her,

What did Ava say?

She said the witches weren't here before us,

but they were in the ground,

Homez's true herbs and spices,

I learned it when I was a kid,

- No, - I was just a kid,

Here, take some soil,

Christian,

You have to take it,

Christian,

Take it!

No, please!

Christian, stop!

It's me, it's Willa, it's your friend!

Mwah!

Mwah!

Where are we?

Oh, I thought,

Where did it go?

I don't,,,

I don't know,

Where are we?

I'm Willa, I'm Willa!

Do you know where Christian is?

Colin's in the forest, That fucking asshole!

Something's wrong,

Mwaahh!

Mwah,

♪ The trees ♪

♪ They are a-growing ♪

♪ And the grass is getting green ♪

♪ And many a day and night has passed ♪

♪ As you and I have seen ♪

♪ Oh, the winter nights are coming ♪

♪ And I must lie alone ♪

♪ For, my bonny boy, he's young ♪

♪ But he's growing ♪

Is that Colin?

♪ And all around his middle ♪

♪ We'll tie a ribbon blue ♪

We have to go out and get him,

What?

He's not okay by himself,

Elsa?

What are you saying?

Where are you?

Elsa?

Don't leave me alone,

Cook yourself some geoduck,

That's the best salmon I've seen in weeks,

Let's put it on the fire, I'm starved,

Hey, let's go,

Action,

- Cut! - Elsa!

What are you doing?

They're all dead,

They've come here for peace and quiet,

And now of course

we're here too,

We didn't die,

Els,

come on,

this is the land of ghosts, see?

Shut up,

Let's get the fuck back to Seattle,

Get away from me,

I've got a doll and I'm afraid to use it!

It's good, isn't it?

Yeah,

No, it's yours,

Where are all the campers?

Oh, they're here somewhere,

There's not much time,

Let's go,

Go where?

What are you thinking?

I got the best canoes they have,

They're wonderful,

Come on,

Elsa, now,

It'll be here any minute,

You'll sink,

You heard what he said,

These canoes are ffff-fucking great,

No, stupid dead people, you're gonna drown,

You're dead,

There's nothing wrong with the canoes,

Get in the canoe, it's the only way,

Fuck off,

This canoe is the canoe for you,

Stop,

This canoe is the canoe for you,

Stop,

Stop,

Stop,

Stop it,

Stop, Stop it, Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop,

Stop,

Elsa, zoom in,

Elsa!

Chr,,,

♪ A river will run ♪

♪ A river will ♪