Original subtitles

Once upon a time in a faraway land

There lay a wicked witch in her grave *****ing the restless ***** of sin

They had poisoned her because poison was also her favourite weapon.

To some brave men she had put to misery

And every 10 years, she had to feel the kiss of a snake on her neck.

so that she could save people from further harm. But this time

It's been so long.

Oh, my God, what am I doing here?

Yes

Yeah, boy, come on. Stick your sword in my face.

I need this.

Your juice is my lifeblood

And stand over me, baby, so I can smell you

I've never kicked a witch's ass before.

Oh, it's awesome!

Yes

Oh, this is tight.

I'll milk your dick with my tight ass face

Yes, now

Keep going.

Yes

Ah, yes.

Yes

Yes

Yes

Oh, lick the snake's hole

Come on, she's dying for your tongs

Ah!

I want my chains with your tongue, girl

Yes

I want it harder Come on, let's go.

Yeah, it's cool, Lexi.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes

Ah.

Oh, yeah

Ram your fall deep in my hole

Deeper

As deep as it goes, you understand

It makes me so horny to see that

I have to jerk off

Yes

Oh.

Now give me your juice

Oh, go on.

Oh, yeah, go on.

Go on, Birchen.

Yeah, yeah

Yes

Ah.

Yes

Yes

Yes

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Gee, guys, that's not bad.

One more time

Oh, my God, she sucked the lifeblood out of me, I'm afraid.

There you go.

So...

You little cold-hearted creep

I still need you

I'll tell you when to resign.

You know what I mean?

Wake up, you limp worm, wake up

Come on, let's go.

Then don't.

Then I'll find other pleasures

Ah, the mirror's still there.

Mirror.

Mirror on the wall, who did you make the most beautiful?

Let's see 'em here

Of course, a handsome prince

They always have pretty princes

Now he's talking

Ah, look at you.

A little blonde

Why do they always have to be blond?

White as snow, her skin is pure and innocent

I hate that.

Hello, my prince

Hello, dear

You came

I can't imagine how much I missed it.

I'm furious with desire

Yes, I forbid it.

Yes, I followed the glory of my heart

Yes, I love you

You're so beautiful

Over and over again, it's embarrassing little princesses.

How have I longed for this moment?

So you take it all, my lord?

Yes, all of it.

Yeah, I can't wait either.

Help me with my robe

My love, drop the dress now

Yes, you are

Oh.

Well, elita

Oh, oh, oh, Oh, oh, oh.

Slowly Nice and slow.

Now give it to me

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, that finger makes me nervous.

Just the finger, princess

Yes, rage away, ******** of lust

Knock each other out But you'll regret it, you'll regret it, I'll make sure of it.

As much as I've done the witch oath, I'll make you sorry.

Soon, soon, my little doves

And stop making such pathetic good-tempered sounds from you, he God!

You disgusting flatfoot!

All I want

Stick it in me Please slow down.

Yeah, oh, my God.

Jürgen, she's pulling

Give it to me

I'll be gentle with you

I don't know.

Do it, please do it now

What?

Oh, my God, Tifa!

I'm crazy about you.

Let me in session, please.

Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.

Anon, my love See?

Let me enjoy another song for a while

Do me so well I desire you Only you

I will never love another woman but you, Princess.

Yes

Let me up the pace a little, my beautiful

Hey, Martin.

You're very good.

Give me...

The potion!

Quiet, my lady.

Finally!

This potion will help me change my shape

I'll be the dream of men when I've emptied the cup.

The prince won't be able to resist me either

And so I'll empty the elixir to the end, and I'll be beautiful

No matter what it takes, I will conquer him, and I know my mixture will work, so be it.

Oh, yeah, that'll work.

Stand by!

All right, good luck!

Not this way.

Hey! Hey!

Get back, woman

Hey, my brave soldier

I won't let anyone pass

Oh, what a handsome guy you are.

You don't have to try.

Oh, come on.

I stand firm

I should hope so, my handsome Sergeant.

Get the fuck out of here.

I won't think about it until I show you something.

Heh, what could that be?

Guess.

I've never been good at guessing.

That's...

That's my cock

He's still young

Don't do that.

You're for a rowdy fellow

Is that a sword in your pants?

You won't be the same after

She's a beaut.

Come on, lay down the shaft!

You are truly an artist. You're blowin' the same

Please let me serve you, my little Dakapo

And then, that was enough Now I have to sweep you

I mean, now we're gonna powder till the yard *****.

From where?

Oh, yeah

Close your eyes, you little minx, and enjoy my magnificent consequences in yours.

Food

Yes

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, my hero Oh, your sword is truly royalty

Take me from behind, I beg you, and stab me even deeper.

Mmm.

I'll milk your bosom

Yeah, that feels good, huh?

I'm an officer of the Guard.

I know, I can't

I'd fake an orgasm right now if you wanted me to.

I don't care if he's faking. As long as you don't moan

Lower!

Now I'm really coming Damn it, I didn't mean to. Oh, God! Oh, God!

God, so hard

Oh, yeah Oh, let me be your spit I mean, let me spear you.

Whatever, just do it.

Oh, yeah

Come on.

Yes

Come on.

I could do it now, too, and I want to shit in my face

Of course, I could have done it right away, but that wouldn't have been so funny.

Help, wake up!

Even in your *****, gentlemen

Not for long, my faithful Fassad

It can't be because I don't want it.

You poor little bunnies.

Everything will end badly, I swear to you

She's ready for you

You too, my prince, will wake up and everything will be different from before

As far as I have the power to make brooms dance, I can condemn them to immaturity.

So let's play with them for a while

Never again shall your glorious beauty be able to enter someone's mind

No, nevermore That's what I'm telling him.

And here it was just like

Yes, my prince

Shut up, it'll be all right

Sweet is the ***** of oblivion

Princess, is that you?

My prince, let me spoil you

No one's coming.

I have to do it now

Oh, sweet prince, you're so wild, so impetuous I like that.

Oh, yeah, stuff me some polish.

Yeah, I'll give it to you, you show-happy puppy.

What a tremendous stalk

Oh, my prince, you are so today

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, how is it safe?

Oh, shit.

It's so beautiful.

You'll never be happy again

But for this and myself

That's what I wanted

The prince will never take another pretty wife

It was incredibly exciting games we played.

Sorry, I didn't do anything.

You were sensational

I really didn't do anything.

By the way, you're always fantastic.

You want to show me?

Right now?

Yes, please.

What's the matter with you?

I don't know, keep trying.

That looks like a spell.

A spell, you mean?

I hope I have a solution.

Come on, fellas, let's keep the joke waiting.

I can't laugh anymore, I'm hungry

Shall we continue?

I wonder if she's still so pretty.

Yes

Come on, friends, let's sing a merry song

I'm getting tired of hearing this crap.

We'll never get to the top of the charts with that number.

Are they shit, too?

I'm the Seven Dwarfs

I like to see a greeting, my dears.

It's been a long time since I've seen you

I wanted to see you right away.

We're both here now, aren't we?

You have to use a leech

We should see the charts.

There's a back leg.

A blow from elf nudges and fairy hair

A yearning fish

I gotta take a shower.

Then let us in

When we're him, the crowd will go to bat

And he'll dry it off again

The eyes must drip

So we lock him up with the pigs

Three wolves long

Then he must get an impression.

It's all a waste.

It's gotta come out.

That sounds even better today

Does this hurt?

No.

Yes, but a good sign would be painful here.

If you cut a rib out with a *****

Careful.

There's nothing to help

Well, maybe...

We'll fuck Snow White for you

It's your only chance.

He's got me

He's got me

Coyote sausage

You see no other way than to take my head off

Oh, I'm doing it.

If only it would help

I'd do anything

♪ Whatever it is ♪

Please help him.

I have an idea of a way to help him.

Oh, yeah

You must give him water from the sacred well Biagrale

Biagre?

Yeah, that's right.

The holy water

There's even dead bodies

So your weird prince better get on the road

Take care, hero

Drink this water and you'll see

It's all yours, like the old days

For your sake.

Please hurry, my prince

I will

But you don't let the dwarves get to you, do you?

I would do anything to make you better, my love.

I'm leaving now

There we go.

Come on, Snow White

In and out, in and out

End of Episode 2021

What did the Sovereign do for me?

The prince

It'll be all right. - Salute.

Snow White is never there now

Oh, that's so wonderful.

Now we'll sweep them

They're deputizing, they're the prince now

He may be cured, but even if he hurry,

To come back here to the castle

Then we took them long ago

La la la ... laLA LA LA ... LA

La la la ... laLA LA LA ... LA

La la la ... laLA LA LA ... LA

La la la ... laLA LA LA ... LA

Yummy, yummy

Chari-piri-piri

Come on, let's go to bed.

I can't believe it.

The Snow White really thought

We would attack him.

You've got quite a scare there, haven't you?

You should never teach your jokes

It'll be all right, you'll see

***** tight

Good night.

***** well.

That's great.

Sweet dreams, Snow White

Good night.

I'd like that too.

***** well

Everything will be all right, Wittchen.

Oh, yeah.

My only thought was to avenge myself on you.

And now, my little one, she's in death's eye.

But who are you?

I'm your worst nightmare.

Oh, God! Oh, God!

I am your destiny

And I'm mad as hell and mad

'Cause what I'm having a hard time with, you've got plenty of it.

Save her!

The witch is back!

She's got my face better!

The Witch of the picture isn't finished

You look!

The magic water will restore you to normal form

No! No!

Oh, God, my prince, I hope no harm comes to him.

Oh, my old man!

But that's...

It's all dried up

I'm done for

Is there no one here?

No one to help me in my pain

Not a soul?

Not even a hamster?

Goldfish would be nice.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven

Am I stupid or what?

We're the seven slots, tra la la La la la ... lala

Behind the seven slots, tra la la La la la ... lala

No one has ever seen us, tra la la La la la ... lala

But we're so beautiful, tra la la La la la ... lala

Seven-beds?

Strange, isn't it?

Hello?

Seven cups in fucking colors and seven beds?

Oh, no.

Now I'm going crazy as well as the mountain

I can't get it up. I'm having hallucinations too.

Shit.

Why is the stupid fountain empty?

La-la- la- ... la-la Lalalalala, what are we going to do?

We're playing around a little bit, 'cause dildos aren't too stupid yet.

La-la- la- ... la-la La-la- la- ... la-la

What are we going to do?

A man!

And what a handsome one!

I'm getting wet!

I don't believe it!

This is a survivor!

What a pretty boy I am!

I waited for you tomorrow.

The first thing you have to do is look at the state of the snap.

Oh, God, I'm so glad you're here, whoever you are!

So this fountain at the door,

He's all dried up!

I need that holy tonic!

Please help me!

It's dried up since class. The well is wonderful.

I'm lost, I'm never sticking anything in again!

Even the Thumbelina is better equipped than I am!

We just happen to have a little bit of water bottled by the fountain.

Are you serious? - Yeah.

Oh, yeah, I'll be right back!

Here's a little piece.

And I'm supposed to drink that?

Hold it!

We want to use your virility after this!

Yeah, you got it!

You can't break a promise once made!

No, I lean on you, I never break a promise!

You're in on it too!

Down the line, that's clear!

I'll do it, I'll do it!

It's drinking!

He sees the cup!

Oh, yes!

Devil's certificate!

Truly, he stands!

He's standing up!

Thank you!

Thank you all so much!

But right now, you have to keep your promise.

And one by one with your thing,

Or he'll burn your balls forever!

Shall we put on the garters?

Yes, I'd love to.

Oh, like a fear!

I'm gonna suck you!

I beg you!

And I'm gonna get you in the ass, aren't I?

Sure, screw that!

Oh, boy, don't leave me alone for so long.

It's so easy to keep promises!

What's the matter?

Well, I'll be damned.

Is everyone gone?

Where the hell did you leave the six others?

Your girlfriend in the little ones, I mean!

There they are!

Then why did you stay so tiny?

I like being so small!

And there's enough big ones for you now!

Don't weaken, my prince!

Your thing here is working again.

It's obvious!

Now I'm asking you to keep your promise!

Chop, chop!

Oh, that.

I'll give myself something.

They will!

Can you talk?

Yeah, but I can do more with my tongue!

You like that?

Yes, it convinces me!

Nah, it still works.

That's nice.

I feel like he's...

pretty much the same

Could be better

Keep looking.

Madness

Come here.

You have to take advantage of it.

Besides, I have some catching up to do.

Thrust, thrust, thrust

Yes

Yes

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah

He wants to go again He hasn't yet

Yeah, nice glitchy

Do I like that?

Now I'm gonna make you climax, little one Uh, big one, I want to say,

Oh, yeah

Yeah, give it to me

Well, blondie, have we had the pleasure?

Anyway, get the wood in.

Yeah, I like to scare off

Yeah, let's move on.

Oh, yes, my mother

Oh, I'm squirting

Spread 'em out

Thank God he does!

Thank you, snails!

Another drop?

Yes!

Please! Please!

Go home!

My Hold is waiting!

Oh, my love, you're back!

You're becoming more beautiful, Snow White - Thank you.

No, so I think it took more than water to turn my general against heaven.

Really, everything worked out. I swear to you, I'm restored.

The dwarves helped me.

It's a joke, isn't it? It's more complicated than it looks. It looks more complicated than it is.

Well, it doesn't matter. As long as it works, and I swear to you, the little man will do better than he's ever done before.

Oh, well, the witch will be disappointed. - The witch?

Aha. - I'll kill them!

No more need, my hero Look, she's a good girl.

Hello, my dears. And thank you, Prince, for letting me meet these little gentlemen. Oh, they're hot

All right, everybody got what they wanted.

So let's party

All beings, however different they may be, shall celebrate the feast of love. All of them

Because love is what counts and that's what matters.

Be fruitful and make my castle glow, my friends

Ah!

He's finally coming to us in the chair He'll get us the prince

Yes, and not just the prince, but also...

I'm really gonna love him. - I know, man.

You're a pal - No more fucking, man.

Oh, yeah, okay. - Oh.

Yes!

Oh, my God, it's delicious. I like that.

They're good to fuck.

Yes!

He's got hot bags.

That's nice. Everybody's happy - Yeah.

Oh, I'm in.

Quick, fucky, fucky

Yes - Great, great, great, great.

And now there's something else

Yes - It's better than singing

Yes

Yes

Ha, Klippitti

So...

You're like a witch

Yes, from behind

There's nothing going on

Over a well-groomed ass - Yeah.

# We dress her so she can swallow

# She wanted it that way, now she'll talk

The splash pink!

I'll fuck your juice, you'll stand your tits out

Yeah, snap in the doll

Yes

Oh, yeah

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Let's see if it still works.

Yes

Goodbye.

Goodbye

Hey, he'll be all right.

It's not the length that matters.

Then don't go near the fountain.

Hey, hey, hey, kiss me

Wow, that's a long time.

What we didn't just say doesn't matter how long it takes.

I guess I was wrong.