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Dad!

Dad!

Oh my god, look at this mess!

What do you want?

I need Dad.

Well, your dad's not here.

When is he gonna be home?

Oh my god, are you serious?

You know this already. Your dad is gone for the week.

And you know what? Clean this room.

Clean this room up.

Dad!

Dad!

Um, didn't I just tell you to clean this room up?

And I thought I already told you, your dad's not here.

I swear we just had this conversation a second ago.

Instead of whining for your dad all the time, you could actually be a grown -up

and clean your own room once in a while.

I am your stepmom, not your maid.

Dad! Are you serious?

You know what?

I have an idea.

Here you go.

What's this for?

I got it for your dad, but... You know what? I think you should have it.

So, you're the dad now.

And you can do anything your dad can do.

Anything? Yeah.

Anything.

Hey, sweet tits. Give me a beer.

Oh, Papa Bear.

You seem to think you married a 1950s housewife.

Think again.

Oh, I'm sorry, honey.

You've been cleaning all day.

Why don't I rub your shoulders or something?

Come here.

Massage does sound kind of nice.

Yeah, you've been working hard all day, honey.

You know, if you take your top off, I can probably get it a little deeper.

What?

It's okay. I'm the dad. I know better.

Oh, okay.

I'm so thoughtful of you.

That's really nice.

You know, if you take the bra off, I can probably work a lot better.

Okay, Papa Bear.

Yeah, much more room to work with.

Yeah.

Well, what about your legs?

Um, yeah.

Sure.

I mean, you have been walking around and cleaning all day.

Oh, um, Jay, do you have a boner?

Uh, maybe.

I just can't help it. You're so beautiful.

That's okay, Papa Bear.

Oh.

to do this more often whenever your father goes out of town.

I could be your slutty wife.

I would be like that all the bear.