All language subtitles for Love Hurts s03e03 The Parent Trap

And again.

And again.

And again.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

You'll get done for loitering there,
Steve. Come on.

Make him think, Steve. Make him think.

Oh,

Frank. Thank you.

Hey, Frank.

Glad you could make it.

Hello, Matt. Hello.

Yeah, she doesn't.

Is there somewhere I can put her?

Yeah, just over there.

Keep your honour.

Of course.

Uncle Maxie's on the case.

Come on, keep your chin in, keep your
chin in.

That's good, that's good.

Keep jabbing.

So he's the great black coat, is he?
Yep.

Hey, welcome off then.

Well, not really.

The rest of your stable's got about as
much class as half of them lagerlouts on

holiday in Torremolinos.

Oh, Tom.

Well, is he any good with his hands,
then, or is it just shadow box and skip?

P, D, practically going to cut the rank.

Hey, please.

Hey, hey, hey.

Excuse me, please.

Maybe a little bit less noise, eh?

Is there somewhere quiet here?

Well, a bit better.

Right, now just watch her. Don't touch
that thing.

She might go off. All right, all right.

Don't make any noise.

Can I breathe?

Put your nail chips.

No, someone's daughter, you know.

Laverne?

Barn Black, Tessa Pickett speaking.

Georgie?

Yes, fine.

Are you sure?

And the other tests?

Oh, that's wonderful.

God, talk about major technical
breakthrough.

No, no, no. You go and get drunk. I'll
call you tomorrow. Yes.

OK. Bye.

Guess what?

Alice got into Oxford?

That was last week. No.

That was Georgie at the Brahaski
Institute in Budapest.

It works.

The field test was a crime.

The enzyme digested 50 tons of crude oil
inside an hour. Malcolm, Malcolm!

Georgie Schachter just called.

The enzyme works.

Fantastic.

Just wait till I tell Marshall.

Oh.

What? What?

I'm sure he'll be as pleased as punch.

What do you mean?

He was against the investment in the
first place. He went on record that it

a waste of money. And tomorrow, in front
of the full board, you are going to

force -feed him humble pie?

It'll do him good.

What do you mean, tomorrow? The
meeting's on Wednesday.

No, he faxed and changed it.

Oh, no.

He's done it on purpose.

Now I'm going to have to get Frank to
look after Alice again.

You two have really got this childcare
thing fast, haven't you?

It was nice.

Yeah. Now go on, Steve.

Pile on the pressure.

Go on.

Go on. That's it.

And again. And again.

Hit him.

Good.

I'm at the champion.

Two years running. He's a dead sir for
an Olympic medal.

Can he talk?

Yeah. Steve.

Steve. Steve, over here.

Frank, this is Steve.

Oh, yeah.

Hi.

So, you want to go pro, huh?

Yeah. Yeah, of course he does. Of course
he does. I mean, Colin Bracken is like,

oh, what it takes.

Yeah, he knows he's got something extra.

And the beautiful thing about it is that
he wants me to manage him.

There's lots of money in management, is
there?

Who knows? Well, there can be, if your
boy's special. And Stevie, I tell you,

when I first saw him, he reminded me of
Sugar Ray Leonard. He's like an angel in

boxing gloves.

Keep calm. Don't go John Betjeman on me.

Frank!

Have you got a minute?

Look, there, at the side of her mouth.

Just a bit of milk.

Oh, I thought she'd been sick.

Don't talk so loud.

But a very penetrating voice, you know.
Have I? Shall I sing to her if she wakes

up? Not if you value your existence.

I don't know. Come back and work for me
again, you see. Get the old firm back in

business. You didn't tell me you wanted
Mary Poppins.

Excuse me.

Bait is present.

Hi.

Had a good day at the office, dear?

I'll tell you when I've smoked my pipe
and read the newspaper.

Where's Alice?

I put her up to bed.

She was all in.

Frank, I haven't seen her all day.

Well, what do you want me to do, keep
prodding her away till you get in?

I just think we should keep to the same
routine, whichever one is looking after

her. I always let her sleep from two to
four.

Well, she did sleep between two and
four, on and off. I mean it, Frank.

I feel let down when I don't see her. As
if I'm not part of her life.

Well, you'll have her all day tomorrow.

What?

It's only looking after Alice one extra
day.

If my meeting wasn't really important...
Hey, my meeting's important.

I'm fighting for a project that could
help save our oceans.

You're having lunch with a boxer.
Listen, he may be only a boxer, but this

a talented young athlete. He's special.

Could make us a lot of money one day.

It is your turn. I know.

Oh, God.

I sound like I don't want to be with
her, and I do, only... All right.

OK, let's get the nanny.

We discussed this.

Look, we can't keep shuffling her about
between us like this.

She'll end up in a circus known as the
human shuttlecock.

OK, I'll take her to the office. No, no,
no, that's all right.

I'll take her to lunch. No, it's my
turn.

Yes, it is.

Aren't you going to give me a goodnight
kiss, then?

Why should I?

That was below the belt.

Chogofield was my best supper at school.

You're all sweaty.

Did you have a good time at your dance?

I didn't go in the end.

I mean, you just can't drop by, not now.

I couldn't be bothered to make an
appointment.

We'll have a lovely night tomorrow.

I thought you were going down the nylon
club tomorrow.

Give it a miss.

I've arranged to meet some people.

And you'll go whether I'm working or
not.

Darling, here.

Take Alice, will you? Oh, Tessa!

I'm busy!

Thank you so much.

Tessa, I don't know what... What if she
cries? Tessa!

Tessa!

Hi, Alice.

Sorry I'm late. Oh, no.

Thanks for coming.

So?

Well, Colin, he wants me to go into
partnership with him. His know -how, my

wallet.

So I just thought it'd be a good idea
for you and I to get to know each other

bit.

What do you want to know?

Well, I'd like to know if you're really
serious about this, if you really want

it. I think so.

I mean, of course I do.

I like the amateur game, you know.

More skill, less hype.

But now Colin reckons... Colin reckons
that you're something special.

Yeah, well, so he says.

What do you say?

I don't want to lay him down, Frank.

I've saved the best until last.

You mean we're almost through?

Great. My stomach thinks my throat's
been cut.

I'll be as brief as possible.

You remember that last year we made our
largest ever single grant to develop an

enzyme -based spray to digest and
neutralize oil spillages?

Well, yesterday I had a call from Georgi
Schachter at the Prohaski Institute.

It works.

Really?

Well, that's a terrific news test.

And so diplomatically put, because let's
face it, I mean, I was 100 % against

this investment.

Well, I was wrong and you were right.

Good work.

Thank you.

In that case, you'll endorse issuing the
second tranche of money so they can go

forward into production.

Well, could you quantify the potential
profit flow?

Malcolm?

Well, it's hard to say.

When the Foundation funds a project, the
only financial guarantee that we seek

is that it should be sufficiently
profitable to pay back our investment.

I know the oil industry pretty well, and
I'd say that the ballpark profit figure

for something like this could be $100
million a year and up.

Now, I'd hate to think that all the
Foundation gets back is its $10 million

a thank -you letter.

What are you suggesting, Russell?

I'm suggesting that the second $5
million investment should only be made

exchange of a fat royalty and or a
substantial share in the company set up

sell this product.

But, Marshal, the Foundation's
constitution doesn't allow us to take a

But it does allow us to transfer
interest into the main corporation.

Only when the Foundation's funds are
insufficient to see a project through,

Marshal.

Maybe that was the intent, but I don't
think we ever wrote it down.

But, Marshal...

Tessa, I'm sorry, but she's been crying
and I just don't know what to do. There

you are, Alice. Don't worry.

Mummy? Here.

There. She's probably just hungry.

Hey, hey, look, I'm warning you, Tess.
If you start getting your jugs out, this

meeting's over.

Bag, bottle, bottle, bottle.

It's all right, Marshal. Your delicate
sensibilities are safe with me.

Thank you.

Go on, Marshal. You have the floor.

Okay.

Well, the bottom line is your Hungarian
friends have developed a product that's

going to make 50, 60 million bucks
profit a year every year for the next

century. Now, we can get a big piece of
that for our five million dollars.

And if the foundation income goes up
when the corporation income goes up, you

should be delighted.

Thing is, Steve, boxing's a long haul,
you know. Got to have the staying power.

I know that, Frank.

Question is, do you and Colin have it?
What?

Staying power.

It's all right you putting up the money,
but it's me who's got to get in that

ring and get hit.

Well, I don't think you'll be getting
hit that much, Steve.

All right, so you're an expert, are you?

Well... See, cos I know Colin.

And I know he wants to manage a pro
boxer so badly he'd give a kidney.

Yeah, but you're not doing this just for
Colin, are you?

No.

No.

See, I don't want to go through my life
teaching maths to bored 14 -year -olds

and wondering, could I have been world
champ?

Because the last thing you want, Steve,
is to go to your grave with the words,

what if, scratched on your headstone.

Right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

He's got it all, this kid, Jonathan.

Yeah, could be taking a crack at the
British title within two years.

That's why I don't want him wasting his
time in crappy bottom -of -the -bill

drawers at Canningtown Municipal Baths.

Of course you can.

Any day you like.

Got to go.

Goes to Chris' sponsor just walked in.

You twos. I'll see you soon. Bye.

Told you it'd be a piece of cake taking
her to work, didn't I?

Come on, Rambo.

Give me a drink before I kill you.

You won't win.

He's right this time.

Marshall didn't invest a cent of his own
money when the project was a long shot.

It's a rip -off.

I call it a pretty shrewd move.

It's what we're all after, risk -free
jackpot. Then why are you investing 50

,000 in an unknown boxer?

Well, because I'm not as clever as Bound
Black.

Anyway, I reckon I can afford to take
the gamble. He's good.

And I've got a working wife, if she
doesn't drop dead.

Marshall testing me, pushing me.

He wants to find out if I still belong
to him. Hey, you belong to me.

Sorry?

You belong to me. You worked for him,
but you belong to me and Alice.

I know.

You sure?

Yeah. Look, we can't go on like this.
This is getting silly. We're supposed to

be adults. We can't keep lurching from
crisis to crisis.

You want me to give up work? Did I say
that? I didn't say that.

I like your work, Ken. I thought we got
that established.

The money comes in very handy as well.

Oh, I know.

It's exactly that. Run 17 on the great
nanny debate.

Well, I'm willing to give it a try if
you are.

As long as you get a well -trained,
likeable woman.

Sorry, person.

A woman's fine, Frank.

Only I don't know if I can hand her over
to someone else.

I think I'd feel jealous.

You're not talking about jealousy.
You're talking about guilt.

I'm not.

Am I?

Will you give the nanny agency a ring or
shall I?

For Alice.

Oh, Andrea.

Thank you. How kind.

How are you? I'm fine. I'm very good.
I'm just taking Malcolm to lunch. Peanut

butter and banana sandwiches.

Yummy.

Very good for his yin and his yang.

Any chance of exterminating Marshall
before the big meeting?

Oh, I wanted to talk to you about that.

Yes? Don't get so defensive. I'm on your
side.

But Baumblatt has been leaning on me
while you were out of the office.

But of course.

Baumblatt's trouble is he is a control
freak. Shh.

He needs an intensive course in
spiritual regrowth to get back in touch

child within.

Come on. Either that or we'll go kick in
the ghoulies.

Come on, jab, jab, jab! Come on!

Told you he was class.

Yeah, I can see what you mean.

As it happens, I'm putting a boxing
night together.

Grosvenor House, black tie, high
profile.

I'm looking for an opponent for Matt
Royal.

Had someone lined up, but he broke his
hand last week.

Matt Royal?

Hmm.

It's a bit tasty for Steve's first
flight, isn't it? No, no, no. Word is

nothing like Spock as he was before his
18 -month stay as guest of her majesty.

He's still a bit of a name. He's a draw.

And if Steve wins, he'll be off to the
flyer.

Yeah, and if Steve loses... Look.

It's up to you.

Steve!

Steve!

There's a chance of a fight at Grosvenor
House with Matt Royal.

Well, you're my manager, Colin. Whatever
you decide will do for me, all right?

Frank? Sorry.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm so late.
I've got hell up at the gym.

Oh, funny.

I thought that smell of liniment and
sweat would throw you off the table.

Thanks. Two bottles of best Israeli
Chateau mouthwash.

Curtis, hear that boxing promoter.

Come on, Frank. You might need to put
that in the stew.

Hey, look, just because you're nervous,
don't take it out on me.

We won't let some old bat get the job,
will we, darling?

Oh, by the way, do you want her in
uniform?

Oh, yes, please.

Something very severe.

Oh, you poor old daddy.

Missed the joys of the privileged
classes.

Come here.

Come and look over here.

Who's that?

It's you.

It's you, baby Alice.

And I'm Nanny Talia.

Seems to like you.

Well, that's the important thing, isn't
it?

If Baby's happy, you can be happy.

Because Baby knows when its parents are
anxious in any way.

Don't you, Baby?

Of course, Baby needs confidence.

So I'd have to be absolutely sure that I
could commit myself long -term.

And you feel...

Yes. There's a loving and supportive
atmosphere here.

I think we could work well together.

Thank you.

It's been a pleasure meeting you. And
you.

I'll see myself out.

Thank you for coming.

Bye -bye, baby.

Seems we got the job.

What do you think, baby?

She likes you to sing to her while she's
being changed. Oh, and I usually let

her kick around for a while without her
lapping. You will ring if she can't

settle, won't you?

Don't worry about disturbing me or
anything like that. If you don't mind me

saying, it would be best if we don't
give Alice the notion you're anxious

leaving her. Yes, of course, but I just
worry a bit, you know. Come on.

Bye -bye.

Bye, Alice.

I don't look back. I think I'll cry.

You've left her before. Only with you.

What happens if she starts to prefer the
nanny to me? She'll cling to her in the

evenings and cry if I come near. Shut
up.

You don't want to let Alice see you're
anxious.

Please?

Bye.

Cheerio, Mummy.

Cheerio. Come on now.

Come on.

They've already had inquiries from BP,
Texaco, several Middle Eastern

governments. The potential is enormous.

And so I'm confident you'll all vote for
the second instalment of $5 million.

Before we take a formal vote, I'd like
to say a few words.

Okay, when I set this foundation up, I
put a billion dollars on deposit and

promised the foundation the interest.

And a very generous gesture it was,
Marshal.

Thank you, Tessa.

However, interest rates are plummeting
all over the world, and the foundation's

income has been cut by nearly a half,
which is why we couldn't fund Tessa's

Polish dance company last meeting.

So... I propose that we transfer this
oil enzyme project from the Foundation

over to the Baumblatt Corporation.

The Corporation will invest the five
million and exchange a 50 % share of

profits. This way, I will... The
Corporation will make 30, 40 million

year, 25 % of which I prepare to make
over to the Foundation.

This way, everyone benefits, huh, Tess?

I agree. It's a very clever arrangement.

I'm right.

However, there is an alternative.

The Foundation could set up a stand
-alone company to take advantage of a

situation like this one.

It could take a direct share in the oil
enzyme business, keep all the extra $30

or $40 million a year income, and pay
the lot into Foundation funds.

Then the Foundation would be largely
free of fluctuations in the interest

and the prior needs of Baumblat
Incorporated.

What do you say, Marshal?

Shall we take a vote on it?

This is the way we wash your clothes,
wash your clothes, wash your clothes.

is the way we wash your clothes every in
the morning.

Hello, gorgeous.

Have you been a good girl?

And how's the baby been?

We've had a lovely day, thank you,
Daddy.

She's a very well -adjusted baby.

It's completely acceptable that you hear
her.

Oh, there's your mum.

Oh, yes, she rang to say she was
honoured, really. She's been on the

day.

Hi. Hello.

Are you with me?

She has been all right, hasn't she? You
weren't saying that.

I'll just finish rinsing through her
clothes.

Oh, you don't have to bother about that.
We usually bung them in the washing

machine.

The baby's clothes?

In the washing machine?

Yes.

So after the trustees had backed me,
Marshall asked if he could have a word.

And it wasn't congratulations.

He was itching for finally.

But he can't. He can't get rid of me
without good reason.

Come in. They can make life very
unpleasant for you, though.

Well, bollocks.

I just came to see. I finished for the
day.

Frank's going out tonight. Would you
like to join me for supper?

No.

No.

I'm away to my bed.

Well, good night. Thanks.

Good night.

Good night. Thank you.

You were saying?

I shouldn't swear in front of the baby,
should I?

Well, it'd be interesting to hear her
first word.

Do my tie for us, Ray.

You sure you don't want to come out
tonight?

I've had enough blood and guts for one
day, thank you.

Second bout of the evening is a
middleweight contest between Steve Malin

blue corner and Matt Royal in the red
corner for eight three -minute rounds.

This is Steve Malin's first professional
fight, so your appreciation, gentlemen,

please.

Phone. Into the bar, sir.

Hello?

Hiya, Max.

Where's Frank?

He just left, why?

Only they've switched the fights round.

Steve's gone on early.

for illegal use of his head.

Therefore, Steve Malin is the winner.

What's happening?

Matt Royal has been disqualified for egg
-biting.

Bastard! Dirty bastard!

Matt Royal happens to be a Palomar.

You all right? Yeah.

Hey, Frank!

What happened to you?

You're late.

I can't believe it. I mean, Royal never
used to be a dirty fighter, did he,

Frank? I don't know.

Well, we saw him at the Sportsman's back
in 87.

What happened?

Frank! Look, I'm sorry, but it could
have happened to anyone, couldn't it,

Yeah, but it happened to Steve, didn't
it? Oh, come on.

Well, the doctor thinks it might be a
detached retina.

They want to get him into more fields.
That's probably nothing. It'll just be a

precaution. Of course.

That's right.

Shit.

Regenerate. Oh, not that one, Nick.

I thought you had a bit of taste.

I don't know, though.

Regenerate.

Are you expecting someone?

No.

Open the door, please.

This is the police.

Jeez.

Nick, leave it.

Didn't you hear us knock?

What did the doctor say?

He, um, he said that he wasn't a
specialist and that he couldn't commit

Right.

You know, it's a real shame that you two
divs didn't have the same attitude

about management.

What?

Well, we're not specialists. We better
not commit ourselves.

Because you never should have had me in
the ring with Royal.

The man's a nutter. I could have seen
that from the first minute.

Well, we didn't know.

Exactly, you didn't.

Well, you should have done, Cole.

I mean, you should have, man, because
you're the one who wanted to manage a

fighter, right?

Look, it may not be as bad anyway.

Yeah?

And what do you know about it, Mary
Poppins? Yeah, all right, all right.

take it out on Max.

Well, I mean, how many fighters do you
know who've come back after eye

Is, uh, Sugar Ray Leonard?

Bruno? Yeah.

Yeah, maybe.

But he...

I ain't coming back.

You can still get a job as a teacher
with one eye, eh?

Look, it wasn't much of a purse.

Jonathan, Jonathan, please, put your
money away.

I'll look after him.

Hi. Sorry I'm so late.

It's Steve.

He's in hospital.

Suspected detached retina.

Got a good mind to get the leg breakers
onto that Matt Royal.

I'll put the kettle on.

Why are you still up?

Alice?

No, Frank, it's Jade.

What?

She's been arrested.

What? It's okay, Nick's with her.

I'll bet he is a little sod. I'll take
out two contracts, probably get a

discount. Wait, I'm coming with you.
I'll wait for you in the car.

Is everything all right? Oh, sorry, did
we wake you?

It's Frank's daughter. She's been
arrested. I mean, his other daughter.

it's nothing.

You don't mind holding the fort, do you?

No.

My name's Frank Carver. I'm looking for
my daughter, Jade.

Carver? Jade.

Ah, yes.

One of our officers is talking to her
now.

What about?

I'm afraid I'm not able to tell you
that.

Look, she's my bloody daughter.

Frank.

You little bastard. Nick, what's going
on?

They think she's been dealing drugs.
They're in a guy called Jez. But not

They've interviewed me.

They haven't decided whether to charge
me yet.

Why not?

Look, I didn't know anything about it,
all right?

And nor does she.

And no, she doesn't.

As this tosser Jez has been using her
flat to warehouse his stuff.

Look, please, may I talk to her?

Not yet, sir.

What a good we get.

Oh, what an unusual family you have,
baby Alice.

Sorry, they're going to be ages.

Hello.

Hello. You've been managing all right?

Oh, yes, of course.

Do you want to stay behind in the night
sky?

Stay behind in the night sky.

You all right?

Yeah, fine.

Hiya, Dad.

Fancy seeing you here.

Excuse me.

What's happening?

We're letting her go with a caution,
sir.

She's lucky.

She's been very stupid and very naive.

But Mr Watson -Blythe said she knew
nothing about the drugs.

Jez. I hope she'll be more careful in
her choice of friends in the future.

I didn't know. I really didn't know.

Come on, let's go.

I'll take Alice to the nursery.

Oh, okay.

Hi, darling.

I need a stiff drink.

You all right, Katie?

Yeah, I'm fine.

So what are we going to do now?

Well, I know what you ought to do.

You want to get your head together. Stop
living off your father's handouts and

get yourself a job.

Cut up, Nick.

Hang on.

What handouts?

Look, I know you think you're just being
the fond father. I said, cut up, Nick.

She doesn't need handouts. She's got a
job.

You lying little cow.

Nick.

Bastard, Jez.

I saw you whispering together in the
club.

And then you always had money.

You knew exactly what was going on
there, didn't you?

He was paying you to use the flat.

The coffee bloody was.

Look, I never took anything myself,
Nick, I promise you. Oh, and that makes

all right, does it?

He brings little.

Nick! Forget it, Jade.

I don't know what to say to you.

Don't say anything.

Just ignore me. That's what you're very
good at doing.

How could I raise such a stupid, little,
selfish, spoilt little brat?

Frank, that won't help. No, go on. I'm
sure you can think of plenty of names to

call me. And then you can just disown
me, which is what you really want to do.

Stop it! No, stop it!

Jade.

Jade, come on.

Look, I'll tell you what we're going to
do.

We're going to go home to your flat,
we're going to pick up all your stuff,

you're going to come back and stay with
us, all right?

Jade, I want you to.

No, I want Mum.

I want to go home to Mum.

Hi. Hi.

Jade catch a train, all right?

Yeah, I suppose so.

Where's Alice?

In the park with the perfect nanny.

I'm not surprised.

She'll be keeping her eye on her like a
hawk from now on.

Bad blood will help.

Well, I hope you enjoy being a working
mother because as of now we are

officially skinned.

You gave Steve the money?

Well, I gave it to Colin to give to
Steve.

Steve doesn't want to talk to me.

Jade doesn't want to know me. Don't
worry, I still want to know you.

Oh.

Now, what was this like?

I don't know. I haven't tasted it. It's
all a thing I can't do.

Hey. What?

Taste that.

Mmm. That's not bad, is it?

Hey, Thalia.

Can't you join us for a glass of wine?

No, thank you. It's really very kind of
you, but I don't believe alcohol and

small babies mix.

Oh, yes.

I don't like her anymore, Frank.

No. Nor do I.

She says she's good for Alice.

What about this wine, then?

What about it?

Well, Jonathan Katz said that it's not
sold over here.

Well, not yet, anyway.

It's Tally Tally's best baby.

It's you.

It's you, Alice.

You often miss fine food in intimate
surroundings, Frank. I didn't know this

what you had in mind. Well, I thought
you might like to meet Alice.

Aren't you fond of babies?

Here, try this.

Can I? No, no, no. I want you to tell me
what you think it is.

What's this, Talia?

What Mr Bryson doesn't know about wine.

Nice. Good nose.

Plenty of fruit.

There's lots of Cabernet Sauvignon.

Some other grape I'm not sure about.

It's from a mountainous region.

Possibly coastal.

It might be South Africa, and they're
making some excellent wines now.

Could it be French?

It could.

I don't know why I don't know if it is.

Actually, it's Israeli.

I didn't know they made proper wine.

Can you buy this stuff over here?

Not yet.

Do you think I could sell it?

If one had the quantity and the price is
right.

I was hoping you'd say that. I've
already booked the flight.

Detention again.

Marcus called in another meeting to try
to revert the enzyme decision, so I had

to stay late to prepare.

Is Alex in bed?

Gone up with the nanny from hell.

If you really don't like it, I can call
the agency.

No, no, it's all right.

Bad timing anyway. I'm off to Israel in
the morning.

What? Yeah, a lot's happened.

Jamie gave the wine a well -manicured
thumbs up. I've been on to the grower in

Israel. He's on his uppers. Desperate
for new markets now.

I don't want to get too biblical about
this, kid, but this is a sign. A sign.

Yes, a premature humility.

Listen, since I sorted Steve's financial
future out for him, I am what is known

in the city as cash negative.

Just when I'm about to raid Alice's
piggy bank to pay for my dry cleaning,

,000 of the wine falls in my lap.

That would be a lot of dry cleaning.

If you really think this is the mythical
deal at the end of the rainbow... No,

it isn't the mythical deal at the end of
the rainbow, but it's a lovely lot of

cash, though.

Anyway, I'll only be gone two days.

And isn't that why you fell in love with
me? Because I was wild and impetuous?

To be perfectly honest, I haven't a clue
why I fell in love with you.

What in your case is...

Hello, ma 'am.

The keys are mine.

Oh, and that'll be my taxi.

Where are you going? The agency have
found me a new post.

I explained to them that I really didn't
feel I could stay here.

You can't do that.

And they were lovely about it.

Were they?

The agency feel, as I do, that an
unhappy nanny means an unhappy baby.

They'll be contacting you in the next
few days to talk to you about a

replacement.

Who's going to look after Alice in the
meantime?

In some societies, it's normal for the
mother to take care of the child.

No!

Don't let her go!

Couldn't you say anything?

I wasn't going to give her a reference,
was I? You just had to walk out the

door.

So who's going to look after Alice
today?

Well, you'll have to. I've got a plane
to catch.

Well, you'll just have to uncatch it.

I've got an important meeting I can't
miss. Tessa.

Look. I can't not turn up this morning,
otherwise Marshall will steamroller the

meeting and all the money for the oil
ends and will go straight into his fat

pockets.

Couldn't you put off your flight for a
couple of days? No, I couldn't put off

flight for a couple of days. I've
arranged all my meetings.

Anyway, why should Alice and I always
come second to Marshall Bound Black

Foundation? How can you say that?

And it's so untrue. What you really mean
is... Why don't I play wifey and stay

at home while you jaunt off to Israel? I
mean, I'm trying to salvage a project

that will mean cleaner seas for Alice
and her generation, and you want me to

drop it all so you can charm the pants
off some poor unsuspecting winegrower in

Israel? Look, the seas will get cleaner
whether your foundation gets the profit

or Marshall Baumblad. This is just a big
power game between you and him.

Power game?

There's thousands and millions of
dollars at stake.

For the foundation?

Well, of course for the foundation.

Yes, well, I'm trying to make a few
shekels for this family, for Mr and Mrs

Carver and their little Alice.

Oh, please, spare me the moral
blackmail. Just admit it.

You're determined to piss off to Israel
and you want me to feel guilty about it.

No, I don't. Not guilt. I would like a
bit of understanding, a bit of support,

some concern.

Hey, hey, forget it.

Forget it.

You go off to your precious Boundette.
I'll look after her.

In Israel.

Don't be so bloody stupid.

What's so bloody stupid? I can look
after her. Go on.

Get yourself off. Go and devote yourself
to Bamblat.

All right, then.

Do it. Take him.

Yeah, I will.

Jess?

I tried to phone you.

Oh.

I forgot to turn it on. Why?

You've cancelled the meeting and flunk
off back to the States.

You win.

Oh.

She's still not here yet.

She'll be here.

She's calling your bluff, mate. Max,
there is no way that Tessa will let me

Alice out of the country. She'll be
here.

Well, we'd better see if we can get a
refund on our tickets.

No.

No.

If this is the way she wants to play it,
we're going.

All of us.

But I can take care of her just as well
as she can.

Come on.

Final call for passengers on V8146 to
pass.

Now listen to this.

It can leave you crying.

Love hurts.

It can turn you upside down. Oh, how
love hurts.

So you'd better run and hide. But
remember,

love hurts. You just hurt.

I love my future birthday.