All language subtitles for Love Hurts s02e07 If The Cap Fits

Whoops.

Sorry.

Yes, they do seem to have a life of
their own.

You must make sure the cap fits
completely over the cervix.

It will take a lot of time at first.

Isn't there a danger of going off the
boil?

Miss Piggott, do I continue this
demonstration?

Or do I write you another six -month
prescription for the pill?

No, no, I'm sorry.

No, I'm being...

I'm being pretty silly about this now. I
really do want to give it a try.

I've had so many years of taking the
pill every morning, and I don't even

taking aspirin.

The Dutch cap is not as effective a
contraceptive as the pill.

That's why it's essential it's fitted
correctly.

Do you realise some women are very
fertile when they first come off the

No, no, I hadn't realised that.

Jade had one like this, didn't she?

Oh, yeah. Your kid had to have the
biggest teddy.

They did it, didn't she?

She wanted Cindy's dream kitchen.

Yeah, well... Yeah, you ain't thinking
of getting young Jonathan one of these,

are you?

No. Come on.

Let's go upstairs.

We've already looked upstairs.

Every flaming floor.

Well, I don't know what to get. I mean,
I've never bought a permits for a

present before.

Well, you ought to get something
religious.

A new Bible or something.

I ought to get him something he really
likes.

It's only 13.

What were we really like when we were
13?

Look at the football tables. Come.

Here comes the bar mitzvah boy.

You're all here. That's wonderful.

Oh, bless you.

When I dropped a gentle hint about
cuisine and culture class, I didn't

you all to turn up.

A gentle hint, Rabbi Wilbur?

I thought it was a commandment from the
Torah.

Hello, darling.

Potato salad?

Now, I have not...

I'll drop it round after this meeting
with the auditor.

I don't know what time I'll be home.

Don't be late. I'm in the kitchen
tonight.

Goodie, goodie.

I went to the doctor this morning.

You're not... What?

Oh, no.

Not.

Thank God.

Thank God?

No, no. I decided to change my
contraception, that's all.

I'm tired of taking the pill and the
older I become, the more horror stories

worry me.

So I've changed the cap. You don't mind,
do you?

Mind?

Mind if I mind?

Oi! Oi!

Come in!

Come in!

How are you doing, kid?

Is this your motor? Yes.

How you doing? I heard you packed up the
fight game.

Yeah, well, you know, I thought I'd try
my hand as a male model. You're not

working, my friend.

I'm working with young offenders.

Hey, listen, are you still plumbing?

No, I don't do a lot of coal.

You've got a minute. I mean, just for an
estimate.

I mean, you know, that way I don't get a
cowboy coming round charging me 500

quid for a 50 quid job.

They don't do that, do they?

It's over at the gym.

All right, come on. Nip in.

I'd like to see old Paddy again.

Haven't you heard?

Paddy's dead.

Well, he had a good stand -off.

All his old boys were there.

Not a champion among them.

Poor old stud.

Well, as Marlon said, my boy, you could
have been a contender.

Yeah, he always used to say that.

Won't bother to fix it anyway.

Nobody ever uses the place.

They will, dear.

Where's my place?

Paddy left it to me.

You know, he always said he looked on me
as a stone.

God, blimey. The old Irish bugger.

Well, we always said he needed an eye
test to do that, didn't we?

Well, this is it.

The ancestral home.

Bit of an ancestral albatross, isn't it?

Well, the kids I work with, God, they're
mini rogues.

Well, they're waiting for their boxing.

I'm going to do the gym up.

Turn it into a proper place to come and
train.

Can you run a gym on good deeds, Colin?

Well, still got the whole complex in the
gang.

Quite a few of the managers let their
boys come here.

That's the bread and butter.

The jammies training the next world
champ.

So, when are you going to open?

Just trying to get the money.

Banks aren't interested.

But don't equate black skin with smart
business.

Know what I mean, right?

Well, you touched me again.

Oh, I can't, Puppet. I want to clear
this away before Dad gets here.

All right, sit down.

I'll get it.

It's Tessa.

Not staying long. I've been told to
deliver this for tomorrow.

Oh, my goodness. We'll have to build an
extension.

Don't blame me. Frank chose it.

Did I interrupt him?

Oh, he just wants me to take him through
the text again before tomorrow. He

knows it inside out.

How is Frank?

Hopefully recovering from the trauma of
an unexpected pregnancy.

No, don't worry. It was a
misunderstanding.

Oh, so he's not so keen?

I don't know.

Haven't you discussed it?

No.

We don't discuss things.

Anyway, he has Jade. He's been through
it all already.

You haven't.

I haven't. You should.

Oh, come on, Diane.

You really think I'm up to endless
sleepless nights and nappy changing?

No, but who is?

Although... I do find myself looking at
other people. You're broody.

Same again?

Nope, not for me.

What?

Can't have a drink with a mate anymore.

Work, Max.

What keeps me rich and you poor?

No, I mean, when was the last time we
had a good drink? It's always a swift

and away with you these days.

Well, you know how it is when you've got
something more to go on to.

You're not the only one who's got
something warm to go on to, you know. I

mean your Mars hot pot, Max. Nor do I.

I'm seeing a very nice young lady at the
moment.

Oh,

really? Well, we've been keeping this
very quiet, haven't we?

When are we going to meet her? Well, you
know, she's a bit shy.

A bit shy of her husband, to find it
out, more like.

When are you going to find something
better to do with her, Max?

We don't all go around like that. She
loves you changing nappies, Meg.

Amen.

Sorry it's late.

I bumped into an old friend.

Colin Brake.

You remember him?

I think he was starting a new boxing
gym.

I thought he was smart.

He is.

All my Jewish culture and cuisine class
turned up to help. I was really touched.

Yeah, of course they'd want to help. The
rabbi's son's bar mitzvah.

Yeah, I went to Villa Park a couple of
weeks ago. Oh, Dad, you didn't.

Unclean, unclean. It was a great game,
too.

Eat something, Jonathan.

I'm not hungry, all right?

Don't want anything.

Let me go. No.

Please.

Where are you going?

I've got a present for you in my case.

I thought you might like it now.

Thanks.

Jonathan.

Is it because I'm away?

Just back from the coven. I thought you
were working tonight.

I am.

Pat Shepard's just been showing us some
photos of our Tony's little boy.

He's a lovely little chap.

Made me feel quite tearful thinking
about grandchildren.

It didn't. Oh, what have you got on?

Oh, do you want to sit dogs home? It's
that post -French stuff Frank and Tessa

gave me for Christmas.

Didn't you?

Oh, you'd know, wouldn't you?

You know everything about me.

You spend your life running me down with
your cronies at the club.

Well, let me tell you something, Mum.

There's things about me you don't know.

I don't think there's enough potato at
Salmon.

Well?

Well, he's worried he's not going to
come up to scratch.

Oh, that's rubbish.

He's been studying the Torah ever since
he was old enough to read it. It comes

naturally to him, unlike some people I
could mention.

I think that's the trouble, Diane.

Well, he thinks everyone's expecting too
much of him.

Because he's the rabbi's son.

And he's worried he's not going to match
those expectations.

Pull off that little extra or whatever.

Well, why didn't he tell me this?

Oh, OK, OK. He shouldn't have to tell
me. I'm his mother. I ought to know to

things. Oh, come on. Come off it, Diane.
You don't think I'm trying to get at

you, do you?

How could I be?

I mean, I know how much you have to do.

I'm sorry. I'm just a bit prickly.

Well, maybe he didn't tell you because
he didn't want to hurt your feelings.

Do you think... Do you think I should go
up and have a word with him?

Yeah.

Thanks.

Leave her.

Why don't we get an early night?

Are you tired?

No.

I thought we might give the old cap a
whirl.

Break it in.

I thought we'd give the old cap a whirl.
Break it in.

What an irresistible seduction line.

I love it when you're sarky.

Reminds me of our headmistress at my
junior school.

I don't know what you're talking about,
but it's probably riddled with sexual

innuendo.

No. I had a check -up.

There you go, girls.

One port and brandy, one Diet Coke.

Fair few in tonight, eh? Good luck with
it.

Get a toy, boy. You're a nice friend to
me, eh?

Ow!

Oh, you're all right? Yeah, yeah, it's
nothing.

There you go.

Is there anything else you need?

No, I'm all right. It's fine.

Extra pillow, blanket?

I enjoyed this evening.

Yes.

Yes, it was nice.

Good night.

Night.

Time to go home.

You've got no chance, gorgeous.

Tessa?

What are

you

doing? Hang on, hang on.

Nearly got it.

There.

Oh no, that's disgusting.

Throw it away.

Throw it away. Oh, Christ.

Do you know what time it is?

It's half past two.

Where have you been?

Vinnie, don't have a go at me.

Don't give me any bollocks about being
with Lynne. I spoke to her.

You've got a cab outside the pub.

It's not what you think.

It really isn't. Is that the same cab
pulled up just now?

Is it?

Is it?

Yes.

So...

How comes it takes you four hours to go
three bloody miles, eh?

You answer me!

He wouldn't let me go.

He just wouldn't let me go.

Who wouldn't? The cabbie wouldn't?

Why not?

What the hell's wrong with a guy?

April?

What's been going on?

Has he done something to you?

Shabbat Shalom

Satsang with Mooji

Ata Adoshem Noten HaTorah

You look amazing, Grace.

Where's the old buddy of mine, then, eh?
He's doing an extra shift, Frank.

They've got a lot of drivers off after
that charity cricket match.

He'll be here soon.

Here. What?

Did it hurt?

What hurt?

The circumcise.

Poor kid.

Mr. Tapler?

Yes?

Did you pick up a fare from the old dog
last night?

No, but I picked up an old dog for an
affair.

Okay, Mr. Tapler, let's go down to the
station.

I've got a few more questions.

So, you picked up the female passenger
at 10 .30pm and drove her to her home in

Camberwell.

Then what?

A lie.

Went on another call.

Your firm tells us they lost radio
contact with you last night.

From quarter past ten till half past
two.

Yeah, well, I went for something to eat,
didn't I?

Look, why do you want to know all this?

Where?

Where what?

Where did you go and eat?

I don't know. Some Indian.

You haven't brought me in to recommend a
good curry house, have you?

The woman you took home to Camberwell
last night called us early this morning

some distress.

She said she'd been raped.

By you.

Yes! Thank you very much. Let's go.

Right. Right.

Left. Come on.

No job.

No job. No job.

Come on, you blues.

Come on.

Come on. Come on, come on.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I was playing the offside.

Look, I've told you, I never touched
her.

I just picked her up and took her home.

Are they the clothes you were wearing
last night, Mr. Tapler? Of course not.

And I changed my underwear this morning.

Send a team round to the house to pick
up the laundry basket.

Oh, no. You don't go round my house
upsetting my old mum.

I'm out of here if it's some kind of
joke.

We're not laughing, Mr. Tapler.

this for?

Daughters. Yeah, what's next?

You tear my tights off with your teeth.

With your imagination and my good looks,
we should have wonderful children.

Should we?

Yeah.

We should.

Because I've been thinking about it a
lot, just lately.

Well, most of the time, really.

You're 50.

Single.

Living at home with your mother.

You must get lonely.

Well, we all have moments when we
just... flip.

Is that what happened, Max?

Was late.

She was on her own in your car.

I don't know, maybe she had a little bit
too much to drink.

Maybe she was coming on to you.

Is that it, Max?

What time is it?

Many seven.

Is that coffee?

Thanks.

Do you want any supper?

Frank Carver.

Oh, hello, Ma.

What?

Mazel tov.

Two down.

One to go.

I'm sorry.

Sir, I'm not unhappy, really.

Do you... Do you remember that imaginary
friend he had called Bob?

Bob.

He'd never invite anyone home to tea in
case Bob felt left out.

Why did they grow up so fast?

You said that at Alex's bombings, Phil.

Don't you say that, Anthony.

Hey, Dudley, you want to go through to
the interview room? Good.

Excuse me, sir, you can't go down there.

But I missed the tap for his friend. I
want to see him.

Sorry, Frank, he can only see me for the
moment.

Look, don't wait. I don't know how long
we'll be.

Shall I call you at home?

Yeah. No, no, call me at Grace's. No
matter how long it takes, right?

I don't think that's a very good idea.

Why not?

Because I... I want to talk to you about
divorce.

That's a bit of a bombshell.

Oh, we said we would after Jonathan's
bar mitzvah.

And we've been living apart for months.
It can't go on like this.

What difference does it make?

Well, I... I've met someone.

What?

I've met someone and I... I can't know
how I feel about that while you can

call me your wife.

But you are my wife. There isn't anyone
else in my life.

I thought, I mean, what's this weekend
been in aid of? All this leading me on,

letting me think we had a chance.

I didn't lead you on. You did, Diane.

You know, I even thought we were going
to sleep together. I was looking forward

to it.

I

want to go

down there, Frank.

They won't let you see him, Grace.

Well, why is it taking so long?

I thought this brief of yours would have
had him out by now.

Oh, good God, that'll be him.

At last.

Oh, ma 'am. Max.

He's been released on police bail.

Pending further investigation, he has to
report back to the police station in

three weeks' time.

But it's all right.

It would be more all right if he'd come
clean from the start.

What do you mean?

Max denied all knowledge of the woman,
which wasn't exactly the case, was it,

Max?

Tell me about it.

It's April.

You know, the married piece.

I... took her out last night.

What Max is trying so delicately to say
is he'd give her one.

With the lady's full consent.

You told the police about this?

Not immediately, no.

He told them he was having a tandoori at
the time.

Of course, he's given them a full
statement now.

He was trying to protect her, you see.

Very chivalrous, Pex.

Chivalrous, but stupid.

The police will think I told him that
forensics are going to prove he had sex

with a woman, so we immediately admit to
that and deny the rape.

Her word against his, his word against
hers.

And who knows what weight the jury are
going to give that initial lie.

What's that in English?

Look, I've had enough of all this.

Why is she doing this to me? I never
raped her.

What's the... going on. I'm going to
give her a ring. I have to advise you

against that, Max.

If she tells the police that you tried
to contact her, you'll be charged with

attempting to pervert the course of
justice.

What?

Justice? I've been banged up in a police
cell all day. Where's the justice in

that? I never done nothing.

Will you speak to her, Frank? Ask her
what the hell's going on.

Say I thought we were mates.

No, more than that.

Tell her.

Tell her I meant what I said last night.

I never did it, Frank.

I never got out of order.

When I took her home, she was all
smiles.

I'm being fitted up, Frank.

He's home.

That's good.

Isn't it?

Simon?

It's her.

You ask us about Max.

Just a general chap.

Nothing to worry about.

We just need to establish the sort of
chap he is.

Well, I can tell you the sort of chap he
isn't. He isn't a rapist.

He knew the woman, for God's sake. They
were having a relationship.

Do you think that gives him a right to
sex?

No, of course not.

I mean, Max is a bit of bluff, a bit of
Jack the lad, but underneath it, he's

quite gentle, caring.

He does understand the meaning of the
word no.

Wouldn't you say, Frank?

Oh, yeah.

What

do

you want for breakfast?

Nice boiled egg.

Bread and pie, soldiers.

Sorry, Mum.

No, I don't want anything yet.

Down the pub this lunchtime?

I don't think I'll bother this week,
Mum.

Yeah.

Maybe Frank's been to see her by now.

What was all that about?

Hmm?

Put the paper down.

What was what all about?

Your pathetic performance as the
defendant's outraged friend.

Come on, Frank.

Every time his name was mentioned, you
looked positively shifty.

Don't you want to help him?

It doesn't cost peanuts, you know.

What is it?

It's been so long, I'd forgotten it.

You've done this before?

Well, no, not... Well,

he's been in trouble before, yeah.

There was a young girl.

She reckoned that Max hadn't taken no
for an answer.

Her brothers beat him up.

Max reckoned that she said no, but she
meant yes, you know the sort of thing.

Took quite a beating.

Oh.

When was this?

We were in 1920.

Anyway, what difference does it make
when it was?

Like you said, a long time ago.

Do you know, it's funny. I could have
sworn you would have taken the woman's

side.

The woman's side?

I just don't believe it. I know Max.

So do I.

You really do think he did this, don't
you?

No, I don't.

Maybe it's different because I didn't
know Max then.

Look. I'm not prejudiced by his past.

Please, don't worry about it, all right?

Max, it's not your problem.

I'll handle this in my own way.

Yes, but you're not handling it, Frank.

That's good. Jab, Steve, jab, jab.

That's good, that's good.

Whoa.

An alley started somewhere.

Why haven't you been round there?

Hasn't been in time.

No?

If it had been you, I'd have been right
there.

Unless you think it's a waste of time.

Unless you think I've done it.

Oh,

I don't see her phone.

You know what you've got to say to her.

I know I meant what I said.

What did he say?

Never you mind.

Well, Frank, that's been... Yeah, okay.

All right, you've got a deal.

I don't want 10 % of that one.

Very good indeed, yeah.

Very good indeed.

Fine.

Max? Colin.

He's due to open the gym later this
week.

Good news, isn't it?

Only good news I want to hear is that
Max has been cleared. Why should I be

interested in a boxing gym?

Oh, no.

It's Colin's gym. He's going to run it.

I'm just a backer.

It's a good investment.

Oh, yes. I'm sure you've gone into it
most thoroughly.

Pity you didn't think of going into it
with me.

Or is this the Carver recipe for wedded
bliss?

What's yours is mine, what's mine's my
own. Hadn't it occurred to you that we

might need our spare cash?

What if I have to give up work?

Or was the other night just drink talk?

Well, shod you, Frank.

I don't want your child. You're too
selfish and you don't give a damn about

Matt.

They'll think it's their birthday, won't
they? Get down to the club, Mum. You

don't have to stay here to keep me
company.

No, I don't have to.

Oh, here we are.

Hold on, hold on. Where are you all off
to?

I'm going to go on the computer.

Well, can I speak to you for a minute?

Can't you stay at night, Emma?

No, I can't. I've got to be back at the
synagogue at five.

Can you sit down?

Um... Right, er...

Firstly...

I want you all to know I love you very
much.

And your father loves you very much.

So, what I'm going to say now has got
nothing at all to do with the way that

feel about any of you. I suppose this
means you're getting a divorce.

Yes, it does.

I'm going to play football now.

Don't you want to talk about it?

I don't expect anything we share make a
difference.

I can't eat anymore of this.

Don't go.

I've got to see who it is.

I'll see who it is.

Who is it?

It's me, Matt. Tessa.

Ah,

Zola. Come on in.

Have I got to your teeth?

I'd rather see you.

Frank, not with you?

I've, um... Well, I've been out of the
office all afternoon.

Oh.

Well... Come on in anyway.

Nice to see you.

Visit the pariah?

Don't be silly, Mac. Nobody thinks you
did it.

Oh, come on, Tech, darling.

Where do you live, cloud cuckoo land?

Every bugger in the world thinks I did
it.

We've had nutters on the phone all day.

Mum's coming in free and all.

I'll tell them where to get off. I'm
sure you do, Grace.

I don't yet. I don't.

Worst of it is...

I want to say, yeah, mate, I agree with
you.

I deserve all that and more.

If I'd done it.

But I didn't bloody do it. Of course you
didn't. She's a lying little toe rag.

And I'll stand up in court and say so.
For all the good it'll do.

No one's going to believe me.

Probably end up not believing myself.

I'm sorry.

I've been worried about you.

I know.

I'm sorry. I wish I hadn't said what I
did, but... Well, I did.

I was two days late, and then I said I
didn't want it, and my period started.

Yes.

I suppose you're relieved.

No.

It's stupid of me, really, to think that
at my age, it could happen just like

that.

You know when you want something very
much. Yeah, I know.

I've been to see Max.

You should see them, Frank.

Him and Grace.

They're under siege in that flat.

He wants you to talk to April.

I don't know if that's such a good idea.

Could go against him if you decide to
tell the police.

At least if you do something, Frank.

This is going to be difficult.

I'd like you to listen to me before you
say anything.

About what?

Max.

You're his friend, aren't you?

Frank Carver.

I thought I knew the name.

It's his friend.

Him.

He's sending his mates round here.

Are you?

Get out. Get out of this bloody house.
Listen. No.

Vinnie, get him out of here, please.

I don't want to give you any trouble.
Too right. You're out of here. Hey,

I don't like this any more than you do.
You're already done.

Your so -called mate. Do you know what
he'd done to her? Vinnie. How can you

stick up in a sick bastard? That's what
I want to know.

Yeah, well, I'm not.

Vinnie, I want him out of here.

Listen, if he did to you what you say he
did to you, I want him nailed. I don't

want him to get away with it. What's
this got to do with you?

I'm paying his brief.

Who reckons that this thing could go
either way? I mean, there's no

proof. It's your word against Max.

The idea is to get you into the witness
box.

They're going to try and catch you out.

They're going to go into all your sexual
experiences.

They're going to tell the jury that
you're a slag. No, that's it. I've heard

enough. Out, or I'm calling the police.

I'm saying that's the idea. I'm not
saying that that's what's going to

It won't happen if Max pleads guilty.

Well, he ain't going to do that.

Yes, he will.

If you tell me that this is true, I'll
persuade Max that it's in his best

interest. I thought it was your name.

Yeah. Yeah, so did I.

I thought he was sound.

One of the best.

A bit soft with women, but, well, no.

Yeah, well, that's right.

I know how I'd feel if I were the lads.

That bastard's for it.

Tell him, girl, tell him what happened
to you. No, no, I don't want to hear any

of the details.

I just want to be absolutely sure.

Well, you can't be, can you?

Now, you say it's my wedding.

April.

April.

How did you know my name?

You said you're his friend, Frank
Carver. How did you know that?

I don't know. He must have told me.

Yeah? Was that before or after? That
seems a funny thing to say before you

a woman, isn't it?

I've got a friend called Frank Carver. I
don't know where he did it. I don't

remember.

Max kept asking me to remind you that he
meant what he said.

He wouldn't tell me what it is. Do you
remember?

No. Wasn't it something like, if you
ever leave your old man, I'll look after

you? He did.

Oh, God.

What the hell is going on here?

You didn't have to do all this, you
know.

I wasn't going to let it come to trial.

I can shit myself over it.

You're going to bloody kill me.

You little girl.

I didn't want you to know I've been a
bit naughty.

I'm really afraid of losing you, Vinnie.

You stupid little girl.

You can tell your mate.

He's welcome to.

Now, Philly, look, I know you're angry,
but please... Hey, Philly, now, come on,

cut it.

It's all right.

I ain't going to touch her.

Not worth it.

Can you tell Max I'm sorry?

Okay, okay.

In an ideal world, these kids would
raise their self -esteem through decent

jobs. Nice cars, clean living.

Well, till the revolution, at least I
can offer some hope and an outlet for

their aggression.

Stop trying to convince me that the
wrongs of this world could be right if

men hit each other more.

Physical expression could be very, very
stupid.

Cheer up.

I got it sorted for you, didn't I?

Yeah.

But you took your time.

See you. I'm going for a slash.

I'll see you later. All right, love.

What's this? Some sort of exhibition,
Matt?

No, they're going to spa.

You watch this.

Could see a champion in the making here.
I'm not watching you.

I know it's only a sport to you, but...
And I'll tell you something now, Frank.

There's no way any son of ours is
getting into boxing.

You're not. Oh, don't start that again.
No.

Well, not yet.

It can turn you upside down. Oh, how
love hurts.

So if it's just a game that you're
playing, you better

know that love hurts.

There's no doubt about it.

Love hurts.

But who can live without it? Oh, how
love hurts.

So you'd better run and...

But remember,

love hurts you just a little.