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I'm going to need you 24 -7. 24 -7. What are you doing in my room?

What the fuck is going on here? Start looking through a banana can. You're

to me. I'm talking to you. I really need this job. Okay, show me how sorry you

are. Do I get to keep my job?

Thank you so much for taking the time to come and see me. I really appreciate

it.

Yeah, it's quite a bit.

But I mean, I've seen your resume online, and of course you seem pretty

professional.

I mean,

you mentioned that you've been a nanny for seven years.

What made you become a man?

For me, it's always been that I really enjoy helping others. I really enjoy

doing everything for my own. I've always been the caretaker type.

So being a man has always been the natural choice for me.

It's been really rewarding.

Nice.

Well, I mean, me and my wife, we travel a lot.

We're looking for someone that can be with us 24 -7.

I don't know if my wife mentioned this to you, but we're looking for someone

that can stay in the home and, of course, take care of us in some sort of

regard. Is that okay with you?

Absolutely. I've lived in many previous places for people in the entertainment

industry, so I completely understand how they would say it. unexpected, unusual

schedule where anything can come up.

So for me, structuring my whole life around the orange was part of the job.

Awesome.

I mean, I don't know if I went to my wife told me, but her

face day will be $5 ,000 a month.

We offered also a guest room.

Oh, perfect.

Room and board included.

Oh, wonderful.

But there will be a baseball.

A couple of them who go up in a little bit.

Do you have your own car? Do you have your license and insurance?

Yes, I do. I shouldn't be getting it. I may still have it.

As far as doing things around the house, do you have laundry or do you cook?

Oh, absolutely.

Everything that we need, I'm here to provide.

As far as the rules go, we expect you not to like enter our own room,

like our own room, or like, you know, use our bathroom.

Of course. You're on your own bathroom, your own room.

Sure, quite a few.

Right, I don't know.

And as you can see in the back, we have the whole, the fences, not even

all the way up, we have the trees like covering like the most part.

I wouldn't want, or my wife wouldn't want to, you know, for you to be

Let me do it.

I'll make sure. I'll make sure to cover up and be respectful. That's amazing.

I mean, when can you start?

Uh, I don't, um...

Really, anytime.

I just need to pack up my place and then I'm ready.

Okay. I mean, do you want to go now and then... Sure, yeah. I'll start packing

and I'll coordinate with you on the details, okay?

Okay, perfect.

Thank you so much. No problem.

Thanks for coming. I'm excited to start.

I promise.

Here, watch this. It doesn't work.

What the fuck are you doing?

Oh my God. Are you serious?

Mr. Rambino. My clothes are flying in the fucking room. You're naked.

I told you not to be naked. You're naked in the fucking room.

I'm so sorry. I thought you were napping. You know what? I'm going to

cops. Shit, no.

Please, Mr. Rambino.

Please. Mr.

Rambino.

Yes.

Mr. Rambino. No.

Please, I promise. This is the one I'm in debt.

It's...

I'm so sorry. Are you kidding me? You see that thing right there?

That's the fucking camera.

And you see this over here?

I caught you stealing in the fucking bathroom.

Like, I'm going to have to tell my fucking wife about this.

I'm so sorry. It was a mistake.

Besides, the fucking pool doesn't have the net for my kid. Like, he could

fucking die.

You're fucking serious.

This was an accident.

I'm gonna have to call this fucking cop.

No, please, Mr. McHale, please. I'm begging you.

Please.

Don't do this.

Hello? I'm drinking from a squid.

Hey, can I speak with a detective?

Yeah?

Hold on. Okay.

No one has to know.

Yeah, sir?

I'm sorry I called. I mean... We got everything under control now.

Yeah, you too. You have an essay.

Thank you.

Oh, fuck.

I promise I'll make this up to you.

You sure will.

God, you're kind of so much fun to say.

Yeah.

oh my

god

um um

Fuck yes.

Ugh.

No.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my goodness.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

I'll call the cops.

Make sure you lock this fucking door.

Go!