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Oh my god they've added rotisserie
chicken to Minecraft!
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Oh thank god we have butter as well!
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Recently Minecraft updated the textures
for all the dyes in the game.
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Well, I say recently, but Bedrock
Edition received this change like two
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ago, but you guys know me, I like to
pretend Bedrock Edition doesn't exist.
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But now, the changes are on Java, my
territory, and I want to talk about
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You see, Mojang actually directly
outlines in their article why they've
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these texture changes, and it's to make
the game way more accessible for users
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with colour blindness.
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Which, to be completely fair, I 100 %
support.
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And to its credit, I genuinely think
Minecraft is one of the better games out
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there when it comes to accessibility.
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That's why I think it's great that
Mojang is trying to make an effort to
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certain changes to make the game better
for colourblind players.
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Such as myself.
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Now, previously, they had made changes
to the various ore textures in the game,
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to all have unique patterns within the
rock face, to make them a lot more
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identifiable, when previously, they all
shared the same pattern, which I do
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think some people didn't like at the
time, but now that it's been a couple
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years, and we've gotten used to the new
ore textures, I'm just gonna say it, I
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think the new ones for, like, iron,
gold, and red, I just think they're
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They're way more identifiable. They're
better. Good change.
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But I don't think I can say the same
about these new die textures.
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Okay, so hear me out. If we were to take
a look at the, I guess, old textures
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for the various dies in the game, you
can quickly see that some of them are
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completely identical in all ways apart
from colour.
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This isn't good.
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Okay, so to help illustrate this point,
let's play a game.
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I'm going to remove the colour and
shuffle them about.
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Now I want you, viewer, please point to
the die you think is...
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Purple.
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It's this one.
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See? Even if you somehow manage to pick
the correct one, you might see how this
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might be an issue for colour -blame
players.
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However, let's play this game again, but
this time I'm going to show you the red
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die, the yellow die, and the green die.
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Alright? Please choose the die which is
green.
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Now that was a lot easier, wasn't it?
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Why? Because each one of these colors
instead has a distinct texture and
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Realistically what Mojang should have
done is only updated these circle dies
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have unique textures and shapes just to
help those guys be more identifiable
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because the rest of them honestly were
fine.
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But that's not what they've done.
Instead what Mojang has done is updated
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the dies to now be these
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Undescriptive blobs with paper
underneath.
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I mean, sure, they've given all the dyes
a unique shape, but each one of them is
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so undefined and blob -like in its
shape, I genuinely find it hard to tell
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from another.
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Especially if you make it greyscale.
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And all of this has been done in favour
of helping users who are colourblind,
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such as myself.
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And I'm telling you, as a colourblind
user of your game, this change is
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objectively harder for me.
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Colourblind test.
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let's do it that's just a grey blob is
there a number in there that's a one
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that's a five i'm getting that nine six
oh god what the hell is
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that what the hell is that i got one
third of those wrong
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now i've done a whole video about how i
feel that minecraft's art style has
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changed over the years but one point i
made in particular is how japa has this
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tendency to smooth off all the textures.
He really doesn't like roughness for
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whatever reason. If we look at the
progression of the yellow dye, you can
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how in this new blob form it's tried to
retain the shape of the original, but
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it's lost all of its roughness and
contrast.
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The same goes for the green dye.
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The type of colour blindness I have in
particular is Deuteranopia.
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Red green.
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Where, in particular, I'm not that good
at picking up green wavelengths within
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my eyes.
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It's the most common type of colour
blindness in the world, and actually
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around 1 in 20 men.
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It's not insignificant, it's actually
quite common, right? And I'm not kidding
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you when I say this, but the yellow dye
and the new green dye look so goddamn
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similar to me. Like, they really do.
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I just have to now remember that the
yellow one is the one that points to the
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right, and the green one is the one that
points to the left. When previously, I
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had no issues.
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I'd look at the green dye, and I'd say,
hey.
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That's the one which looks like a bunch
of bananas.
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That's not the yellow one.
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Yes, really.
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Now look, this is just a short video I
wanted to make to highlight an issue
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Mojang clearly cares about, but I just
don't think they've done a very good
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And I do hope they change it, because
they clearly care.
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So that's about all I have to say. Now,
I promise next video I'll stop simping
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for accessibility and go back to being
mean and ruthless to the disabled, as
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always.
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