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Good time, anytime you need a payment.
Good time, anytime you need a break.
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Good time, anytime you're up and under.
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Not getting hassled, not getting
hustled. Keeping your head up for water.
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Making a way when you can.
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Temporary layoffs. Good time.
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Okay.
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Stand still, Michael.
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There, thank you. Oh.
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Hey, Thoma, ain't breakfast ready yet?
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Relax, popsicle stick.
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Can't you see it's being made?
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Boy, things sure get done a lot faster
when mom...
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Boy, sending you in for Mars like
sending in Tiny Tim for Stevie Wonder.
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J .J., why don't you stop picking on
Thelma?
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Thanks, Michael.
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You're welcome. But I agree with J .J.
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I'm so hungry I can eat a horse.
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And whatever she cooks is going to taste
like one anyway.
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Will you stop picking on me?
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Uh, Thelma, the coffee's boiling over.
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We enjoy watching you in your misery.
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If you enjoy misery, stand in front of a
mirror.
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You got some nerve, you old
Frankenstein. All right, that's enough.
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knock it off. You see your sister's
having a hard time.
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My shirt ready yet, baby girl? Yeah,
daddy, I just finished it.
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Ma went to a funeral in Cleveland. We
got the stiff right here.
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Why'd you like a stiff lip with no
starch in it?
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Thelma. Michael, leave me alone. I'm
having enough trouble.
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Daddy, can you tell Thelma that the
oatmeal... No, Michael, you heard your
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sister. Leave her alone, son.
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All right. I just wanted to tell her
that the oatmeal is burning.
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Oh, no!
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Thelma, are you sure you didn't do the
special effects for Towering Inferno?
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Junie, how'd you like me to press your
face?
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girl. I mean, everything considered,
you're doing a great job.
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Your mother would be real proud of you.
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Now, come on, y 'all. Let's sit down and
eat this delicious breakfast I made for
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us.
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Yeah, go ahead on, Michael.
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Listen, your mother wants to say hello
to all of you, but make it quick now
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because it's long distance.
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Hi, Mama. I'm fine.
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Hi, Mom. I'm fine, too.
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Hello,
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Mother dear.
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This is your eldest son here.
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Let me give you a long list of all the
disasters going on.
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Junior's just jiving, baby.
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Everything here is fine. Just relax and
enjoy the funeral.
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Oh, she's the one that died.
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Yeah, in that case, have a nice time
with your folks, baby.
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Yeah, Floyd, I know it's a sad occasion,
but your aunt did live a nice long
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life.
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Huh?
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Oh, baby, my job at Brady's going fine.
Couldn't be better. And I'm doing great
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at my movie usher -in job.
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Huh? Look, Floyd, everything here is
under control. Ain't no sense you
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back. Yeah, but I wish you'd get here by
dinner time.
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baby, just doing your fat mouthing as
usual.
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Yeah, well, we all miss you.
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We love you.
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Especially me.
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All right. Bye, baby. Bye.
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Your membership in this family is
hanging by a very slender thread.
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I'm about to put your birth certificate
in escrow.
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Boy, this looks delicious.
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Not too bad.
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Oh, baby girl.
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Not at all.
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Can't hardly wait to eat it, can you,
Junior?
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Looks delicious.
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Uh -uh. Well, I've been setting your fat
mouth with you kids so much like I made
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myself late for work.
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What about the breakfast?
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Well, good as it looks. Now, Mama, I
have to skip it. I got to get dressed.
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But you don't need it all up here. Help
you grow up big and strong.
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Oh, yeah.
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I don't want to forget that.
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It'll be all right once I hammer down
these sleeves.
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to be picky, but there's one thing that
I hate, and that's an unfluffed pillow.
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Well, a pillow between your ears ain't
fluffed too tough, either.
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You got some nerve talking about pillow
ain't fluffed. Look, J .J., I'm tired of
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you criticizing me. You're doing a
terrible job.
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All right, all right. Please stop it. If
there's ever a time I wasn't in the
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mood for halfling, it's right now.
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Oh, Dad, you're home.
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No, I ain't home, fool. I'm sunning on
the beach at Acapulco.
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early, Junior. So what?
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Something wrong, Daddy?
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No, ain't nothing wrong.
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Except you heard the latest unemployment
figure's 8 .3.
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Well, you can add me to the statistics.
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I just got laid off. Not you, Daddy.
You're a system foreman. Yeah, and the
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foreman's gonna be standing in front of
me at the unemployment office.
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Seems like things slowed down at the
plant, so Brady put a bunch of us on
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they call temporary layoff.
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Well, Daddy, that's not so bad. It's
just temporary.
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Baby girl, if there's one thing I've
come to find out in life that's
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it's a temporary layoff.
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The president said that the economy's
going to turn around.
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Yeah, I'd like to turn it around, bend
it over, and give it a swift kick.
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Hey, one of y 'all answer that, please.
If it's your mother, I don't know how
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I'm going to tell her about this.
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I'll handle this.
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Hello.
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Evans House of Happiness.
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Mr. Carter?
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Yeah, sure, I'll come in early today.
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No, no problem at all.
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Okay, bye.
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Well, Dad, you look like a black cloud.
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So I'm here to bring you the silver
lining.
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That was my boss from the movie theater.
He wants me to come in early today.
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So what?
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So I'll be taking up the financial slack
in the family.
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Junior, what are you talking about?
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Well, Dad, like I told you, I've been
doing great at my movie ushering job.
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And the reason he wants me to come in
early today has got to be to give me a
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promotion. Wants to make me the head
ush.
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What makes you so sure?
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Because whenever there's a delicate
situation, he always calls on me to
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it. Like last week, we had this little
problem up in the balcony.
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You know, this couple was getting too
cozy, hugging and stuff like that. But I
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handled it diplomatically.
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Well, what'd you do?
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I threw both those guys out.
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candy concession. That means a raise in
all the Milky Ways I can eat.
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With those teeth, you can cost them a
fortune.
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Now, wait a minute.
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There's probably something even more
bigger than that.
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Mr. Carter's probably going to retire.
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Probably wants to make me the manager.
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Imagine me, Brother J .J., manager of
the Lakeshore
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Theater.
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I've been your cashier for 18 years, Mr.
Carter. I didn't think the Lakeshore
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Theater would ever close.
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Neither did I, Edna, neither did I. But
why?
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Why? Because the last ten pictures we
showed had more people in the cast than
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had in the audience.
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My mother told me not to go into show
business.
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Hey, Edna, don't cry.
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take over as boss, I'll be a great boss.
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Well, Mr. Carter, all set for our big
conference?
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Should I cut off the phones?
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It's already been taken care of.
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Good thinking, Mr. Carter, good
thinking.
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Mr. Carter, you know, I appreciate this
confidence you have in me, and rest
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assured, whatever it is you want me to
do, I'm willing to go all...
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You certainly will.
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I like you, J .J. And I like you, too.
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Now, listen, J .J.
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Starting today, there'll be a new sign
on the marquee.
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Closed permanently.
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Oh, new disaster film?
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Who's in it? You.
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Try to cheer up, Daddy.
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Yeah, and I can earn my lunch money by
picking up empty deposit bottles.
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Now, listen, both of you, I appreciate
what you kids are trying to do, but
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there's one thing I want you to
remember.
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I'm the breadwinner in this family. If
there's going to be anybody slicing the
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loaf, it's going to be me here.
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Hey, gang.
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Well, just as I promised y 'all, the
financial hole in this family has been
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plugged. You got a raise?
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No, I got fired.
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Well,
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I got something better. Our money
problems are over.
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Junior, you ain't making no sense.
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I am making sense.
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Family, are y 'all ready for this?
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I, James Evans, Jr., have enlisted in
the United States Army.
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You did
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what? I enlisted in the Army, Dad.
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Junior, I ain't in the mood for none of
your jokes now.
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I ain't joking, Dad. I'm all signed up
and everything.
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Daddy, he's serious.
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Junior, are you crazy?
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Boy, what you gonna do in the Army? You
scared of your own shadow?
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What little there is of it.
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JJ, what outfit they gonna put you in?
The lean beret?
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Go ahead, make fun, little sister, but I
have you know I'm a natural soldier,
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born with a military mind.
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Yeah, you got a military mind, all
right. Them Nats is marching in close
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here.
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You ain't nothing but a kid.
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But, Dad, the Army builds men.
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Yeah, but first you got to bring them
all the parts.
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Dad, the Army will snap me right up,
especially when they hear about my
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record. What combat record?
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I'll have you know I've seen every John
Wayne war movie ever made.
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Going in as a hero, huh?
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No, I'm willing to work my way up. I'll
start off as G .I .J .J. P .F .C.
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M .O .U.
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This army stuff ain't no game, boy. This
is serious business.
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You ain't ready for it yet.
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But, Dad, you went into the army at my
age.
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Yeah, well, see, I got an invitation to
the Korean War.
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In them days, Uncle Sam wasn't taking no
for an answer.
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J .J., you've never been away from home
before.
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That's the good part.
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I get a chance to see the world for
free.
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Chicks in every country will stay up all
night just to get a touch of kid
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dynamite.
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They let you choose where you want to
go.
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Yeah, and you know what your choice is
going to be? Death Valley or Iceland?
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Well, I hear that Iceland's kind of nice
in the spring.
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Yeah, if you're a snowball, which you
ain't.
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But, Junior, you ain't going in the
Army, and that's all there is to it. I
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you couldn't even make it through basic
training. Boy, you ain't never had it
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that tough.
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Couldn't be any tougher than living in
this neighborhood.
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No? But when's the last time you went on
a 10 -mile hike?
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The last time the elevator broke down.
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with live ammunition flying over your
head. Do it every Wednesday.
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Only way to get home to school after the
warlords and the Satanites get down.
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Junior, how about not seeing a girl for
12 whole weeks, huh?
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Oh, no!
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Oh, dear.
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That's truly an inhumane punishment.
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But I guess the chicks will just have to
make the sacrifice.
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She might as well forget that.
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Wait a minute now, Dad.
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I've never disobeyed you.
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But the Army says I'm old enough.
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I don't need your permission.
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Now, wait a minute, son. Hold it.
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Your mother ain't here, Junior. How are
you going to make a decision like that
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without her being here?
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Well, it's a good thing that she's not.
She probably would try to stop me.
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Then why are you doing it, son?
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Well, Dad, somebody's got to do
something. I mean, things are tough.
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In the Army, I'll be making $344 a
month, plus room and board.
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I could send that home, and I'd be one
less mouth for you to feed.
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I just stopped by to let you all know
what I was doing, tell you all the good
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news.
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Well, I'm going down to take my
physical.
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Junior! I'm sorry, Dad.
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He's joining up because I lost my job.
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Daddy, he didn't say that.
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He ain't got the baby, girl. I mean, I
know the truth.
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Oh, Daddy, you know we love you. Yeah,
Daddy, it's not your fault.
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It happens to people all over.
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You said yourself the unemployment
figure was 8 .3.
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Well, I bet among black men, it's over
20%. For black men in this house, it's
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100%. Oh, the economy's got me jammed in
the middle. It's causing my family to
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break up, and there ain't a damn thing I
can do about it. Come on, Daddy, stop
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worrying. Let me fix you something to
eat.
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Please, Thelma.
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answer. Probably just some more bad
news.
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Hello?
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Yes, just a minute.
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Daddy, it's for you. It's Brady's.
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Brady's. Them jive time rascals.
Probably want their paycheck back from
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week.
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Yeah?
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What?
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Oh, man, you jiving.
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Well, all right!
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Got my job back. I'm working again.
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Yeah, it seemed like the personnel
manager made a mistake.
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Lord, I want to thank you for helping me
out.
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Now, don't you all tell your mother I
said that. She'd be wanting to drag me
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church every Sunday.
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Oh, Lord, I got to stop Junior before
he'd take that physical.
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Daddy, how can you? It's too late.
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No, it ain't. Not if he didn't get sworn
in yet. See, you ain't in the army
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until you raise your right hand and take
that oath. I'll see you all.
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Hey, wait a minute. What induction
center did he say he was going to?
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Um, uh, he didn't say.
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Oh, I'll find it. I got to find it.
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talk this over?
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a chest x -ray.
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Well, I know that can't hurt.
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Now face the wall, Evans.
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I
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can't
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find your chest.
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Just relax, Evans.
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Who's that for?
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I have to take some blood.
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From who?
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Well, I'd like to have it from you.
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I'd like to have a second opinion.
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Uh, couldn't we wait till I cut myself
shaving?
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fast as you can until I tell you to
stop.
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I've been to three induction centers
looking for my kid. I gotta stop him
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he takes the oath.
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Please, I can't have this man's heart.
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That's because it stopped beating.
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I got my job back. I'm working again.
You ain't got to join up.
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Would you mind repeating that? I said I
got my job back, son. I'm working again.
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Everything's going to be fine. You ain't
got to join the army.
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Honest? Honest!
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