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Good, Samantha.

Better, Gabrielle.

You're sharp, Marion.

But I'm still puning. Not the tuba. You're close.

You're looking sharp.

Everyone tuned up, Sniff? We are good to go, Max.

Steven, why am I holding your symbol?

All right, drama club, places for dress rehearsal.

Hey, everyone, places.

No, I am not playing around.

Stage manager.

It's a dress rehearsal.

Some people might say that dress rehearsal is more important than opening

It's the first time we perform the show all the way through without stopping.

Costumes, choreography, lights, makeup. If we can't get through today, then the

real show is going to suffer.

So it's a good thing we're going to get through it today.

I have a really good feeling about this. Don't you?

Yes.

Okay. Like.

Bench to the stage. Repeat.

Bench to the stage.

Bench? What are you doing? The Sasquatch opens the show.

You're the Sasquatch. You're on.

Oh, it's already time for the show? Yes.

Dress rehearsal was supposed to start five minutes ago.

And this rehearsal is a show.

Pretty much.

So I should probably get dressed up? Yes, that's why it's called a dress

rehearsal.

Theater people talk weird.

All right, everyone, back to one.

Do it for the drama.

I'll do it for the drama.

Okay, second time's a charm. We're going to get through Minnesota the Musical

without stopping now.

Curtis, let's again.

And curtain.

Gertie, curtain!

It's stuck.

Oh, no. Mac, stay calm. I'll handle this.

Not gonna lie, Mac has a tendency to freak out before shows. I call them Mac

attacks.

But we can't afford a Mac attack this year because Mac is the student

And as her best friend slash stage manager slash soulmate, I must do

in my power to keep her calm. What happened?

The cones are stuck.

Yeah, but why are they stuck? I threw a pencil up there. I got stuck in the

pulley. Why did you throw a pencil up there?

To see if it would stick.

Oh. All right, we've had a few snags getting dress rehearsal started.

Wait, where's Bench?

Don't worry, it's just me.

Ben, I'm not trying to brag, but I guess you could say I'm the MVP of this

musical. I play a Sasquatch known as the Hairy Man of Zorgish Trails. It's like

a famous urban legend here in Minnesota.

Such an honor to bring this beast to life.

All right, come on. Drama team, huddle up.

Tonight's the big night.

It's finally time to do the show. Dress rehearsal. Whatever it's called. And I

just want to say, I am so proud of you. Okay, I'm the director. I give the

inspirational speeches.

Drama club.

Before we start again, I'd like to share a word of advice.

Chillax!

Chillax? Hey, Mr. Sniffit called. He'd like his lame terminology back.

You guys, I didn't call.

I didn't call!

Bianca is my enemy, and I am dreading the moment I have to share a stage with

her, but that was... funny?

Ew.

I cannot believe I just said it out loud. My point is, we've got this. While

they're fixing the curtain, let's take this extra time to breathe.

Center yourself, because once this dress rehearsal train leaves the station, it

will not be stopping.

Every dress rehearsal, Darcy freaks out trying to keep me from freaking out, but

it freaks me out even more than I would normally freak out.

It's a whole thing. Darcy, you don't need to worry about me. I'm fine.

No, I'm fine. Okay, stop.

You're working yourself up. Seriously?

Look, you don't need to worry about me.

Everything's going to be okay. Mac, I need to worry about you, okay? It's my

job. Okay, well, let's check it, check it to my office so we can talk about it.

The week leading up to this show is the busiest time of the year for me. Like

Santa on Christmas Eve. Or Fireman when there's a fire.

Last year, the workload was almost unmanageable.

So,

this year, I'm hiring an assistant.

Some low -rent minion to do my bidding.

Colin, is it?

It's Colin.

Looks like Colin.

Before I begin, I must warn you, joining the tech crew is an immense

responsibility. Are you prepared to rise to the occasion?

Yes, sir.

Absolutely.

Good.

I see on your resume that you have over 13 years of experience with lights.

Elaborate on that.

Absolutely. So I work with lights on every day. Every day. I turn them on. I

turn them off. Yes.

I even dabble in dimming. Oh, dimming.

Yeah. Impressive.

Why am I applying for this job?

Because I could use the extra credit. And because this Curtis kid is

entertaining. Well, I'm going to need some time to think.

But we'll be in touch.

Cool. Well, I look forward to hearing from you.

Okay.

Yo, this is Colin.

Colin? It's Curtis.

Congratulations. You're hired.

You start immediately.

Oh, cool. So I'm actually at lunch right now, but I can be there in, I don't

know, two hours?

You're not at lunch.

I'm looking at you. Wait, if you're looking at me, how can I be in the

eating food?

But I swear, you're right.

Okay, well, schedule when you can.

Oh, and Colin, fetch me a ham sandwich while you're there.

You got it, boss.

Hey, Bench, mind running my line with me?

Absolutely, dude. Go ahead.

Debbie, where are you?

Deborah, I dare you!

Deborah, truth or dare?

Ugh, it's all wrong.

What's going on, bro? You were nailing it before.

Look, Bench, you don't have a line, okay?

He wouldn't understand.

You're right.

I only have ten dance solos.

Having one line is a lot of pressure.

It means I've only got one shot, one opportunity.

This is everything I've ever wanted.

Am I going to capture it or let it slip?

I just don't want to go out there and lose myself in front of a bunch of

Well, lucky for you, Skippy, no one's out there.

You're doing your line for nobody.

You're right, bro. I just got to pretend no one's out there. Thanks, Bench.

We're going to kill this dress rehearsal.

Which is the show, right?

Basically.

After my tiny tumble into the pit, I was forced to step down as dance captain

and become Bencher's understudy. If he can't go on for some reason, I will be

doing all of his parts. Even on crutches, I could do it in my sleep.

All right, everything is fine.

Once Gertie dislodges that pencil, we'll be ready to go.

One way to keep Darcy off my back during dress rehearsal is to give her lots of

water. One, it's good for her. Two, she can't yell at people if she's drinking.

And three, if she's having to run to the bathroom every five minutes, I finally

get some alone time.

I need to run to the bathroom. By the time I'm back, I'm sure Gritty will have

gotten the pencil.

Got the pencil.

All right, places for dress rehearsal for real this time.

Third time's a charm, right?

No, no, no.

Every Mac attack begins with nail biting. I was hoping I wouldn't have to

this, but it's time I break out my Mac pack.

You're biting your nail. Put these on.

I don't need midden. Don't fight me on this. We both know I have superhuman

strength. It's just a hangnail.

Hangnails are the body's natural cry for help.

I put these on. Will you leave me alone so we can finally get through this dress

rehearsal? Yes.

Normally. I'd never lie to Mac.

But these are dire times. I saw that she crossed her fingers. But it's still

just easier if I wear the mittens. Here we go. Dress rehearsal all the way

through without stopping starts now.

Curtis likes.

And curtain.

Again?

What happened this time? What is that sound?

Is that my megaphone?

May me my move.

Can you not?

What's the cow noises?

Doing liquid eyeliner.

Oh, it looks good.

I mean, it looks good. It looks good?

What is up with him?

Something is up.

Can you do mine, then?

I would love to.

Do you?

Fine! Fine!

Darcy, if I find another rat sniffing around in my office, I'm going to...

Excuse me, can I help you? Sorry, I was just looking for... Oh, hey,

Mac. Um, what is Colin from chemistry doing in my office? Um, what is a butt

fart doing in Mac's office? What is he doing in my office?

Uh, I was... Oh.

Found it. I'm Curtis' assistant now, and I'm giving him...

A hand with the lights.

So I'm guessing you're his right -hand man.

Wow, you really nailed that one.

Oh, geez. Mac attack level two.

Nervous laughter.

Things are progressing dangerously fast.

Thank you so much for coming on.

It is a pleasure to have you in the kitchen.

All right, you listen. When I say listen, you listen good.

Stay away from Mac.

I have the eyes of a hawk and the talons of also a hawk. Well, I'm Colin.

I don't think we've actually met, but... Deborah!

I scare you!

I can't get it right.

We started just for her for like seven times, and I still haven't gotten to

in my line. The longer we wait, the worse I feel.

What is happening to me? Dude, just, you got pregame jitters.

Jitters?

No, no, you're just nervous.

I get nervous before every game. I know exactly how to help you. Let me ask you

a question. What makes you feel calm and comfortable, Skippy?

Hmm.

Staring at my lizard?

Okay. So then just think about your lizard.

Okay.

Deborah! That's it, bro. Just let it go.

Here you go.

What took you so long? I mean, it was just your order was really specific.

What is this?

It's a hand sandwich. It's what you asked for.

Oh, Colin.

No one eats ham.

It's all right. Look, kid. If you want to make it in the lighting biz, you have

to learn that when the master lighting designer says ham, it means ham.

I am so sorry, master lighting designer.

It won't happen again.

You know what? Let's go.

But don't you need help with the lights? I'm too upset to even look at you.

I'm sorry.

Here we go again.

Curtis, lights again.

And curtain.

Had to choose today to join the drama club. The second most important day of

whole production. And this random guy that I barely know. Just, I fear the

has happened.

Mac attack level three.

Spontaneous ranting. It's okay. Let it all out.

The goal is simple, Darcy. Get through dress rehearsal.

Put on a great show. And go down in history as the best student director

school has ever seen. But Colin just had to get a ball in my business. Shh.

I know you're upset.

Here.

Take a stress ball or two.

I'm not upset. I'm just... Just what?

Matt,

are we stopping again?

Mr. Sniffit, my mom is here to pick me up. It's getting late.

Can I talk to her?

Marion is my girl.

Her mom can step off.

Hi, Sharon.

It's Clyde Sniffit. She'll be done when she's done. All right, bye -bye.

Sharon.

Colin. What are you doing? I thought you were running the spotlight. Yeah, I

was. But Curtis sent me home.

I knew I liked Curtis.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

It's okay, Max. I'll run the spotlight.

Darcy, do not touch that spotlight. Remember what happened last time? Max,

relax. I've helped deliver a baby cow before.

I'm pretty sure I can handle a gigantic flashlight.

Darcy!

So does this mean we're starting over?

Yes!

So I can't find Darcy, and the lights are out, which is making it even harder

find Darcy. Oh, can we please just get through one dress rehearsal?

Mac, great news.

Bench got rid of my jitters.

I did. What? Ew.

I just got to think about my lizard, and I'm ready for the show.

I don't know what that means, and I don't want to.

Yo, speaking of the show, is it a little weird that we restarted like seven

times? Yes, it is, Weird Bench. We were supposed to get through it the first

time.

So it is the show. Got it. You know, I was confused at first, but...

No, I'm not. Dorothy?

Bianca? Oliver?

Where is my cat?

Wow, you are, dare I say, Ryan Gosling meets a

speech? I don't know what I'm saying.

And you, like a literal angel, meets Lady Gaga?

What are we doing?

happened to my office.

Everyone comes to me with their problems because I tell the truth.

But sometimes the truth hurts.

That's why they call me the truth hammer.

And then she made another horrendous joke that I was howling at for no

And he said that if I were two feet taller, I could be Gigi Hadid.

We're supposed to be enemies, Gertrude. But you're not enemies.

We're not? Then by all means, tell us what we are. Yeah. You're friends.

No! Absolutely not. Yes. This is a joke.

No, a big waste of time.

Thanks for nothing, Gertie.

Boom.

Truth hammer.

Why would Earthie, where would I go and hide?

There you are. Why are you hiding in the mannequin head?

who freaks out. I am. But only because I worry about you freaking out. It freaks

me out. No, Darcy, you were right. I do freak out.

But strangely, me trying to keep you calm today took the focus off other

would have freaked out about.

So, thank you.

Now, come on. We've got a dress rehearsal to get through.

Cookie.

Yeah, I'll have a cookie.

All right, drama club.

Places for dress rehearsal and this time I mean it. Excuse me?

Why didn't anyone tell us the stage lights went out? Yeah, we feel really in

dark right now.

So, what's the plan?

Well, I guess we're doing dress rehearsal in the dark unless Curtis gets

lights up and running right now.

Now.

Thank you, Curtis!

Nailed it.

The show's back in business.

Places, now!

Stage manager.

Okay, let's do this. Curtis, light.

And cut.

This doesn't make us friends. Absolutely not.

Mission accomplished.

We got through rehearsal, and it was amazing.

Guess we won't be needing this anymore.

Woo!

Oliver and Bianca, I don't know what changed, but your chemistry was

Skip, you nailed your line. All four words in the right order. And Bench,

Sasquatch dance solos really elevate the show. Yo, can I just say, when I first

joined this club, my expectations were, like, you know, mad low. But now all I

can say is...

I love you guys.

I mean, it is a little strange how we started the show over eight times and

nobody came, but whatever.

I had a great time anyways.

I'll see you guys on the next one.

Bench, for the 20th time, what we just did was dress rehearsal, not the

performance. Wait, wait.

So you mean this was just like a practice in full gear?

Yeah. So when's the actual performance?

Tomorrow night. Okay, so... Oh, I can't do the musical tomorrow night.

I got a game. We made the playoffs.

What?

Oh, man, I was really looking forward to this show. But it's the biggest game of

my middle school career.

I can't miss it.

Super sorry, bros, but I'm positive. You guys will kill it without me. You will.

Believe me.

I know.

Excuse me.

Oh, no.

Wendy, just a touch of fairy dust and we'll jump on the wind back and fly all

the way to Neverland.

When Max's stress level got an all -time high, she morphed into Peter Pan.

Ha! I'm Peter Pan.

Guys, we don't need bench.

We have me, his understudy. The doctors have cleared me to dance without my

crutches, so unless the sky falls, I'm ready to go on.

Oh, look.

The sky fell.

It's the day we've all been waiting for.

Opening night for Minnesota the Musical is only hours away.

And, have you seen my shadow?

Hi, I'm Peter.

Mac is in Neverland.

The first character Mac ever played was Peter Pan when we were just eight years

old.

Come, Winnie. Let's fly to the Mermaid Lagoon.

You can fly, Peter?

That is so cool!

Now, whenever she gets super stressed out, She goes back to being Peter.

It's their happy place.

Are you sure this is going to work? I don't know.

Hey, Peter, it's me, Wendy, and Michael, John, and Captain Hook, and Tink.

What's up? You should get down from there.

Stop talking when I'm talking. John, Michael, stop bickering. I'm trying to

my shadow. Wendy, fly up here and help me. Um, no.

We're too busy for that.

You see, Peter, we're putting on a play and we need you to direct it.

Direct? What does that mean? It means you're in charge of the whole play and

tell everybody what to do. Well, that doesn't sound like fun.

A play is called a play for a reason. You can make it fun, Peter.

You can make it whatever you want.

Whatever I want.

Now you're talking. I'll just fly right down and we can get started.

Climbing down might be a better choice. I don't listen to anyone who has a hook

for a hand.

I'll fly.

It'll take just a little...

out of a tree yes there she is max back let's go y 'all we got a show to do what

am i wearing what happened yeah

i had a teeny tiny little melt down there but i'm back now and the show must

on right after i brush my hair

I have been talking, and we need you to take it back.

Take what back?

Yesterday, you said something extremely hurtful. Hurtful and completely untrue.

I stand by what I said. You're friends. No!

Absolutely not.

Yeah, whatever.

Bianca is funny and really good at doing my makeup, and I want her opinion on

everything. But that does not make us friends.

Fine. Oliver is amazing, and we have so much in common.

But we are not friends. Fair.

Put your head in your can. Put your head in your can. Hey, Ben.

You good?

I'm ready to go, bro. You sure?

Even though the drama club show is tonight?

Bro, I'm fine.

The last time Ben said, bro, I'm fine, he was torn. And when he's torn, he's

distracted. And when he's distracted, we lose.

And goblins don't lose.

Yo, I am not distracted.

Look, I love the drama club, but we're in the playoffs, baby.

Like, come on.

Nothing could distract me right now.

I wonder what this kid's doing.

Look, we lost Bench, but that's okay. We don't need him. He was just a temporary

fix to our dance captain problem. Which we still have, by the way, because

Fenton is back in the hospital.

Announcement, everyone!

In the absence of Bench and Fenton, Marion and I will be taking over as lead

dancers. Right, Marion?

I'd rather play my tuba.

Hush, Marion.

We're saving the show.

Bench was more than just a dancer. He was my hype man. Without him, I'll never

get my line right. Our relationship was very complicated.

He was really tall, which was helpful for reaching things.

We didn't talk much, but I did like his hair. Okay, maybe Bench was a little

more than a temporary fix, but we can still do the show without him.

Can you, though?

Gibbons?

What are you doing? You can't be back here before the show. I'm the principal.

can do whatever I want.

Don't be rude.

What? I'm just a fan, excited for the show.

I bought my ticket, and I'm even bringing friends.

You have friends?

Members of the school board.

Patsy and... Susan.

We're trying to decide if the drama club is worth keeping around. We've only

sold, like, what, 17 tickets? 13.

I suggested we check out the show before we make that decision. If it blows us

away, the drama club stays.

But if it doesn't, this place becomes a chill zone for the football team.

Such a shame about Bench.

Have a great show, everyone.

Okay, forget what I said. We need to get Bench back.

Principal Gibbons thinks he can come in here on opening night and throw me off?

Well, spoiler alert, Gibbons. We've spent months rehearsing this show to

perfection, and I will deliver with or without bench.

Though it would be a lot easier with bench.

Okay, let's go. Goblins on three. One, two, three. Okay.

You're not supposed to be in here.

I just, I came here to tell my friend Bench to break a leg at his game

Break a leg? No, it's a theater. This is the most important game of his life. He

needs a clear focused mind. What he doesn't need is little theater friends

messing with his head.

What is this?

It's his head.

For the costume he's supposed to wear in the musical?

Can you give it to him for me? I will do no such thing. You!

Stay away from him. And don't try any funny drama business.

No dressing up like a football player and talking to him on the sidelines. No

cheerleading costumes.

Oh, yeah.

I'm on to you, Adele Dazeem.

You're not getting anywhere near that boy tonight.

Johan! Johan? Who's Johan?

Johan will be watching the locker room for me.

So don't even think about coming back.

I'm Johan.

Lovely meeting you, Johan.

places everyone i'm back mac did you get bench is he with you i couldn't even

get near him you mean i actually have to go through with this either you or

smith what if we all dress up like football players it won't work darcy

coach cobbler is on to us we have to figure out another way to get to him but

until then all we can do is her best okay you'll be fine do you know the

kind of go break a leg i can't see You can do it.

Probably.

Curtis. Do we have to stay for the whole thing?

Gertie. Yes.

Well, here goes something.

You got this, Bianca.

When this is over, we will not be friends, okay?

No, we'll be best friends.

That's what I was going to say.

Why aren't they stepping out of the time machine? Why aren't they stepping out

of the time machine?

Best friends!

Best friends! Best friends!

We're in Minnesota, Deborah.

This doesn't look like the Minnesota I know. Where are the gas stations?

The drive -thrus? Where is the Mall of America, Baldor? It hasn't been built

yet.

Our names are Baldor and Deborah.

Famous Minnesota historians on a hunt.

Throughout history. But what we're looking for may not even exist.

It's The Hairy Man of Burger Trail.

I'm sorry, what is this musical about?

Minnesota the Musical is the most epic musical to ever come out of Minnesota.

It's the only musical to ever come out of Minnesota.

A gripping tale about time travelers searching for a Sasquatch called The

Man.

Historically accurate. It's fun for the whole family. The Sasquatch dies at

hand. Ultimately, it's a story about climate change.

Minnesota is great.

Minnesota has lakes. Minnesota has the greatest lakes in all of the state.

Hey, how long is it? How many acts?

Twelve. No.

We're bored here.

They're here all right, and they saw everything. I can't get back out there.

need bench back. We really do.

The Sasquatch means so much to him. If we get this in front of him, I know he

would come running down.

I'm on it.

Oh, yeah.

You're in our house now.

Come on in.

The water is warm.

We are the fish of lake.

Win a big gosh, it's the best.

In the Midwest, by gosh, you wish you were the...

seven feet tall.

Skip, I believe in you. I won't let you down.

Good luck.

I can't believe I'm missing the football game for this.

Wait, the hairy man of what?

What's the vibe out there?

I'm thinking the ping pong table could go here.

Not great. I was really hoping Benj would be here by now. We need him for

finale. Any word from Gertie? I haven't seen her since she left for the locker

room.

Everyone sees me as this big, scary guy.

But I'm not a bad person, Gertie.

Inside, I'm a ball of sunshine.

I know, Johan.

I know.

Thanks for the talk, Gertie. I really needed it.

Bench isn't coming.

He would never choose us over football. Don't say that. It doesn't matter

anyway. We lost.

Gibbons won.

The show needed to be perfect, and it's a disaster.

Perfect? What's the fun in putting on a perfect play?

As a wise man named Peter Pan once said, a play is called a play for a reason.

Peter Pan said that? You had to be there. I mean, you were there, but never

mind. I really thought if we could get to bench by halftime, we'd have a chance

at getting him back. But who was I? I'm not kidding.

Once a football player, always a football player.

I hope they're losing.

Move! Move!

Logan! We're losing.

Down by three points at the half. We should be ahead by 20!

What's going on with you?

What are you looking at, son?

It's the hairy man of Virgus Trials.

We've arrived in July of 1989.

Ooh, ooh, Deborah, Deborah, it's much, much colder than expected.

We're going to freeze before we can find the hairy man.

There's snow on the ground. Hey, that's not cool. I was just bathing in my...

makes me want to cry because we're frozen on the fourth of July.

It's almost time, Skip. Are you ready to say your line?

I just really got bent with Jill.

You got me.

Boo.

Did you let one of those drama kids in here?

Johan, how dare you?

Who'd you... There's something I got to go do. Will it clear your head for the

second half of this game?

I think it just might.

Then go do it and be back on that field in 15 minutes ready to play.

Your teammates and the fans are counting on you.

They can come too.

Did I make it in time?

No, you're 400 pages late. No, I mean for my boy's line.

That was a sick line.

Damn, you came.

I knew you would come.

I wouldn't miss it for the world, Skippy. I hate to ruin your bromance,

there's a crowd?

I invited a few friends.

I believe this belongs to you.

Thanks for keeping it warm for me.

And sweaty.

I danced really hard. Bench, hurry. You're on in two.

Not if I have anything to do with it.

Benton, I thought you were in the... hospital it was supposed to be me bench

left and i was going to take back my rightful place as dance captain of this

drama club bench can't play the hairy man only i can adrenaline

is my superpower the hairy man was supposed to be played by me not you so

you dude the more hairy men the merrier let's both do it okay cool squat

Miss Director Lady, I was wondering, can we dance too? I mean, we're classically

trained. Sorry, Tanner, that's not in the script.

Forget the script.

Let's go have some fun!

Come on! Put them on!

Well, Deborah, we've searched high and low throughout time, and we never found

the hairy man.

Maybe everyone was right.

Maybe it is just an urban legend. You're right, Baldorf.

We didn't find the hairy man. But what we did find is so much better.

Part -time jobs at the biggest mall in the country.

The Mall of America.

The Mall of them all.

I get it. This is about climate change.

Put together a fair smoothie and buy a sweater at the mall of the mall of the

mall of the mall of the mall. Are you tapping your feet? You're not actually

enjoying this, are you? I love the mall.

Janet,

I want to dance. I'm going to dance. I'm dancing.

supposed to be on the field.

Easy, Gibbs. It's halftime. I don't care.

Bench, you don't need this stupid club anymore. You've got your credit. Stupid

club? This guy wants to turn our theater into a chill zone. Hey, that was

supposed to be a surprise.

A chill zone? But where are we going to do all our musicals? He's getting rid of

the drama club.

Yo, that's not cool. Exactly.

Drama club is not cool. We don't need it. But I'll mean the drama.

club. If the drama club goes, so do I. And if Bench goes, I go too.

I also go as well. And I go too.

Yeah, you can go.

Look, you're all making a huge mistake.

This isn't the last you've heard from me or Patsy or Susan.

I actually liked it.

to see what you kids do next thank you all right let's go let's go bye gibbons

where is this gobblers this is all very sweet i almost cried i really did but i

need you back on that field we got a game to finish

well

we did it

Minnesota, the musical, and the drama club live to perform another day.

It was so, so, I can't even explain it. It was like,

like, oh, how do I put this? It was like the thing that like. It was amazing.

She always knows what to say. Was the play good?

I don't know. I didn't watch it.

But my lightning design was exquisite.

Maybe I'll go for two. Or three.

No.

I'm not ready for three.

We did lose the football game.

We were late coming back for the second half, and the other team started playing

without us and scored like eight touchdowns. But I helped my drama team

the crowd got one heck of a halftime show. I think I need to go back to the

hospital.

That musical?

Flapped.

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