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You're watching Nick.

Aloha, Tooketh Middle School.

I'm Oliver Olivier.

I'm Elka Magic. And now for our morning announcements.

Better bring out those cool skirts.

The school dance is happening this Friday in the gym. And this year's theme

luau. Cool, aloha, whatever.

My turn. The dance is going down. And you need to lock down a date.

For the love of your life named Benz, you can't just ask someone. It has to be

thoughtful, creative, and as public as possible so that maybe you'll get on

Ellen. Here to show you how it's done is TMS student Darcy Marie Jarvis. Thank

you, Bianca. To my best friend Mac, the magical Macster, the Mac Attack.

What? There's something very important I'd like to ask you.

Do a dance.

Recipe for fun.

Ditch your date and go to the dance with your best friend.

Dances are fun and I want to go.

Who's had to sit right in my mother's van?

Dorothy, what are you doing?

Yes. That works too!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

I can't go to that dance.

Do it for the drama.

Do it for the drama.

Look, I told Dorothy I would go to the dance because she asked me on live TV.

The truth is, I can't go, and neither can she.

Not after what happened last year.

Last year was a dream. A nightmare. It was our first school dance and we did

one thing no one should ever do at a dance. We danced.

We danced like no one was watching.

Everyone was watching.

Oh, you should have seen us. We owned that dance floor. We went.

So hard. I tried so hard to forget it.

But it was impossible to forget it because we got memed.

Memed and to oblivion.

It's not even that funny.

What do you mean of all time?

I still tell it to my boy like every day.

They really do be like that.

Of course Darcy doesn't know about it because she doesn't have a phone. So.

It's up to me to make sure this never happens again.

Okay, this one is a little funny.

Five, six, seven. Cause we're the north most farmers in the southwest corner of

the far east region of the best steak in the Midwest.

Pick it up again tomorrow.

How is that? I think my jazz squares are really coming along.

They're amazing.

Oh, that's great to hear because I want to bust those bad boys out at the dance

this Friday. You know what I mean?

Yeah, sure.

Yes, definitely. Go ahead.

Oh, I don't know. It's just like the dance is in three days and Ben still

asked me. He probably doesn't like you. You're right. He's probably...

Oh, my gosh. This is it.

He's coming over here. You're about to witness magic, Albert.

Film it. Low angle. No filters.

Do I look okay? Never mind. Stop talking. Hey, yo.

Do you want to go to the dance?

Yes. With me and all my boys?

Wow, I wasn't even going to go to the dance, but it just got interesting.

Howdy there, dance partner.

How do we feel about these for Friday? I want to look good, but still be able to

move. I could tell Darcy the truth and crush her dreams, but instead I've made

the responsible decision to come up with an excuse.

Oh, about that I meant to tell you. I just remembered that I have an

Friday night.

right there with me.

something so i came back to see what you said i didn't say anything that you

think that you heard that i said where

you're

watching nick um you're watching

nick

Some people might say that attempting to cancel a school dance is actually more

challenging than just telling Darcy that we got memes last year and I don't want

to go through that again.

And to them, I say, I love a challenge.

Coach Cobbler is the president of the school dance committee. So if I want to

get this thing canceled, he's the one to convince.

Look at you.

Oh, you're so beautiful. Coach,

who are you talking to? What?

Uh, nobody. I mean, uh, Mom, uh, I gotta call you back. I'm coaching.

What do you want, Forrest?

Nothing. Just got done with dance rehearsal and wanted to pop by.

Oh!

Oh, wow!

Are these the new gym floors everybody's been talking about? What are you doing?

Get back! Wow, these are really nice floors.

Probably expensive.

What are you talking about? Maybe two, three hundred dollars?

Seriously? And we can't even get props?

I mean, glad you got them installed for the dance on Friday.

Stop! Oops.

What have you done?

Oh, no.

Did I do that?

Just imagine how bad they're going to look after 300 students stomp all over

them. No, no, no, no, no. No.

What can I do? Unfortunately, there's only one thing to do.

Cancel the dance.

I'm sorry, did you say cancel the dance? Because that's what I said. No, we

should move the dance to the theater.

It's already a dumpster nobody cares about. I can't believe I didn't think

this before.

That's not what I meant. You are a hero.

Now, get out before you do any more damage.

You're okay now. She's gone.

Okay, up a little, Todd.

Up, Todd. Becky, you have to go up, too, if Todd's going up. All right. Careful.

Not too fast, Becky.

Careful. It's made of paper.

Okay. A little to the left.

Your left, not mine.

Uh, what's going on here?

Yo!

Did you hear the dance got moved to the theater? And now the DJ Custard will be

playing our stage.

You heard?

Who's DJ Custard again? I definitely know. I just forgot.

Only the second hottest DJ in Tookus. But his identity is a complete mystery.

Because he wears a custard helmet.

Yes, me.

I'm DJ Custard.

But it ain't about me. It's about my sick beat.

So I keep my identity a secret.

No, you're not.

Yes, I am. No, you're not.

I'm DJ Custer. No, I know DJ Custer. DJ Custer's taller. You're not DJ Custer.

The helmet makes me look taller.

It's a secret, though. Don't tell anyone.

Unless it's Mac.

Or Darcy.

Or Oliver.

Or Bianca.

Or Gertie. You spelled drama wrong.

I'm the drama teacher, Skip. I think I know how to spell... Oh, come on!

So, what are we wearing to this thing, huh?

I was just about to ask you that. Skip.

Bro, did you just say my name?

No, you idiot.

I did.

Who did?

Are you a ghost? I knew this place was haunted.

No, it's Curtis.

Dude, the ghost's name is Curtis.

Oh, my God.

How does he bud?

Uh -oh.

It's done.

Tell me about it.

Just a regular school dance, bro.

People hanging, having a good time. Will there be time?

Wait, Curtis.

Is this your first school dance?

No, you ignoramus.

I've been to countless dances.

Have you?

As a lighting technician.

But this is your first time actually attending a dance.

How should I dress?

You've got to dress nice.

Would a cape be appropriate?

You don't see a lot of capes at dances.

Which is a shame.

Capes are dope. Capes are dope.

Capes.

Dope. Curtis, you stick with Benson, Skippy, and we make it tonight to

Let's bounce.

Curtis?

Word travels fast.

Who spoke drama wrong? I'm working on it! She did it! Who did it? Mac did it!

Did what? You got the dance moved to the theater.

My favorite place.

Did you do this for me? Be honest.

For the dance, you may...

Everyone's sake. Right?

Bianca, I think I have an idea.

What?

Good morning, Chickas Middle School. Bianca Magic here with an important

announcement. Dances are dumb and no one should go. Which is why I have

organized a protest during tonight's dance.

Because we deserve better.

We are Students Against Dances.

Sad.

Uh -oh.

Thank you for that sad update, Bianca. I hope that works out for you.

Do the right thing and join students against this.

I'm sad.

And you should be, too.

Yes.

You're watching Nick.

You're watching Nick.

You ready for this, boys?

I was born ready for this.

Let's do this.

Ben, bro, you're standing on my cape.

So sorry, bro.

Sorry.

Let's do this.

Oh, my God, it's Curtis, bro. You're stepping on my cape. Sorry. It's okay.

Let's do this.

We are sad.

Students against...

Dances. We are sad.

Join the music. We are sad. Dance against dance.

Sorry, I'm late. I had a small curling iron accident.

Shall we? D 'Arcy, I have to tell you something.

Anything. What's up? But you can't freak out, okay? I would never. I can't go to

the dance. I'm going to freak out. D 'Arcy.

My legs are giving out. I'm going down. D 'Arcy.

Lots of colorful dots.

Mac, is that you? Let me explain.

I can't go to the dance, but... You can?

Well, that's no fun.

I'm a student director now, and it's my job to show up for the cast.

Bianca asked me to be here, and I feel like I shouldn't leave her out here

alone. Look how sad she is.

I am sad.

I am sad.

Isn't that kind of what she's going for?

I am sad. Well, I'm not going in there without you.

What? DJ Cousin, it's going on soon.

Is that going to be fun?

want to go in there if my options are either going to the dance without you or

protesting the dance with you i'm obviously protesting the dance so hand

sign and let's get sad students against dances we are sad students against

dances hey we if you guys need to talk the guidance office is always open

What are you even doing out here?

Come on!

Guys, I'm, like, so sorry that I have to go.

What? But what about the protest? I thought we were sad.

Yeah, we were, but he's the second. What is TJ into a kiss?

You get it?

Bye! Yes, we're off the hook. Let's go.

Do you not want to go in there or something?

Mac.

Mac, I know exactly what's going on here.

What do you mean? I think the real question is, what do you mean?

Huh? I know this is about the meme.

You know about the meme?

Duh. Just because I don't have a phone doesn't mean I don't look through all

your text messages and hair surgery. Come on. I know. I'm sorry.

I just didn't want to hurt your feelings.

You were so excited to go. Oh, Mackenzie.

Sweet, dumb Mackenzie. I was only...

I'm excited to go because I know how traumatizing last year was for you. And

wanted to give you a redo.

And because I was excited to go. So you should go.

I don't want to hold you back anymore just because I'm scared of embarrassing

myself. Okay.

Look at me.

Look at me in my eyes. Here we go again.

I embarrass myself every single hour.

And I'll tell you my secret.

It's only embarrassing if you let it.

Come on.

It'll be fun.

I look soothed.

Okay, let's go. Yeah, just maybe lay off the jazz squares.

Oh, honey, I'm not making any promises.

Let's go.

See that?

Isn't that so bad?

Come on, we at least got to mingle. I am mingling.

With this tree.

Uh -huh, okay. You two get to know each other. I'm going to kiss the banyo.

Aim down below.

How's your night going?

Hello, everybody.

Yes, I've arrived. Thank you. I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry, guys. No photos. I don't usually attend events unless they're VIP

only. But a chance to see Bianca at her worst? I wouldn't miss that for the

world.

Hello, co -star.

Why do you look so ugly? I mean, upset.

Ah, boy trouble.

I despise Bianca. So why do I feel bad for her?

Is this what sympathy feels like?

I hate it. Look, I can't believe I'm actually about to say this, but how

you like to dance with a very important person?

Who? Oh my gosh, me.

I mean, the only way you're going to get Bench's attention is to make him

jealous. Why are you being nice?

Don't you, like, hate me? Oh, I absolutely do.

But I'm also a very talented actor, and I'm willing to fake it for a song or

two.

Am I touching that?

Just take it. Let's go.

Come on.

What is that? Top pocket.

Top pocket?

Top pocket!

Hey, thanks for making me do this.

I did it for the people, man. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. And that's my foot. Oh, and I, I was just, I, uh, sorry about your

foot. No, my foot's sorry for getting in your way. Glad someone's finally

dancing in a dance.

Legendary.

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